MTL @ NYR, 8pm EST
EDM @ SJ, 10:30
First for fuck Toronto
blues blowing it
>mild
Laughing SO HARD
>mild
Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild
LMAO THE STATE OF HOCKEY THEY SAID
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""state of hockey"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
PULUJARVI WITH THE WIN
>trade your 1st and 2nd round picks for a 3rd line centre and some 4th line plug
>go out in the 1st round
fucking LEL
>>75428737
>Gallagher
Looks like he gotta roll with it
>mild
Bruce Boudreau eternally BTFO
SO HARD
PÄÄJÄRVI
Congrats on your wcf Nashville
Jesus christ Minnesota
That "state of hockey" meme gotta stop
>>75428756
Bad post
LAugjing son hard at the minnninsota wild EHEUEHEHEYEYEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEGEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
DELETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>26 year old finn
Is NBC redpilled?
>mild
SO HARD
O
H
A
R
D
>>75428723
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>MILD
>the mild are a top 5 team in the NHL
what did they mean by this?
>>75428881
god you are autistic, what the fuck does that have to do with being redpilled? you finns are like brazilians, you turn into monkeys anytime someone even acknowledges your country exists.
Is the thread where I come to laugh SO HARD at the minnesota wild?
Laughing SO FUCKING HARD at Ted from Akron and Minnesota Wild
finland is nigger
hey
>literally swede'd
Me gusta tbf guys
>tfw no hockey four 1h20m
Also
>mild
rate my OC
>>75428937
comfy matchup next round
Hmm
>Laughing
>SO
>HARD
>Bloos win
>Rags win
>Oilels win
The dankest timeline
how long until pedosota loses their second team?
>Nation of Hockey
>State of Hockey
>neither get cups because they already have high market penetration and there are more lucrative opportunities amongst minority ethnic groups, particularly hispanics
>>75428737
this is a based macro
can someone explain to me what this logo is?
>>75428959
6/10
>finns
>management
>coaching staff
Burn it when
>>75428970
Habs ur supposed to win when >we win
>>75428982
Universal sign of choking.
>>75428958
7.5/10
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYEEEEEEEEEE
>>75428959
This might be the worst series ever tbqh
who are our guys in preds vs. bloos?
trick question: it's the preds
>Blues or Preds in the WCF
comfy as fuck
>>75429007
definitely preds
http://www.strawpoll.me/12804835
>>75428978
>the poorest group by far is considered a lucrative opportunity
Unless they start getting tickets with EBT or at a 99 cent store you're never going to turn a profit off beaners
>>75428982
international pedo symbol
>>75428982
tbf
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.
Guess that's it lads, have a great summer. October can't come soon enough.
granlund is ELITE
koivu is ELITE
haula is ELITE
boudreau sucks
>>75429007
if not for the retarded as fuck playoff format, that should be the wcf matchup.
>>75429007
Preds
>>75428978
I dont think there was any rigging in this series.
However St. Poois is now profitable for the NHL because the Rams went to Vegas and their only major competition is Boreball(a summer sport)
Would not be surprised if St. Poois is slated for their first cup win soon. Its just good business
WITH FINNS YOU
>>75428982
>a fucking bear
>>75429007
blose, fuck the pREDDITORS
>>75429029
There is still more hockey to be had
>>75429003
better than the shitlantic division one
>>75429028
hahahahahahaha
I have a confession
I only like hockey because it makes me look cool
>>75429052
this this THIS! trashville pREDDITORS are reddits team and shit
>>75429038
Oops I meant Los Angeles.
>>75429007
Both tbdesu
>>75429052
please go balding manlet rapist
>>75429052
>>75429071
>reddithawks
Blose is for real niggas
Predditors is for anime nerds
>>75429023
Why is Las Vegas getting a team?
John ShannonVerified account @JSportsnet
Sabres have started building their list of candidates for GM. Sounds like they are looking for "new blood" as opposed to veteran manager.
Leafs about to get cucked out of Dubas.
So the mild now know the feeling of Boudreau.
AMAZING regular season coach.
Nap mode in playoffs.
>75429052
>75429052
fUCK U REDDITOR FUCK THE BLOOS
>>75429039
ANNIHILATE
>>75429039
>lehterä 0+2
win apparently
>>75429105
They're banking on rich tourists wanting to see a game probably, they're not putting the arena in the beaner/nagger areas of Vegas that's for sure
>>75429104
>bloos are for real
>allowing 40 shots a game
Lol
What is the most obscure and contrarian team to cheer for?
I vote Ottawa
what is the best anime and why is it Lensmen?
And Uncle Gary said: let there be divisional rivalries; and there were divisional rivalries.
And Uncle Gary said: let there be more comebacks; and there were more comebacks.
And Uncle Gary saw that it was good.
>>75429108
didn't going for "new blood" fuck them last time? whatever, i'm okay with the sabres still being free points for the league
>>75429133
Definitely snes
Why does Bruce Boudreau still have an NHL job? Not a Mild fan but I bandwagoned them and was really let down
How did the second best team in the west almost get swept?
Dude is the worst coach in the league in the postseason
Matthews Calderfags BTFO
>>75429105
NHL was looking for a market to dominate without competition.
But the NFL caught wind and will now most likely move the Raiders to Vegas to choke the NHL out again.
Its actually intetesting watching these leagues battle on the business end. Thats almost become a sport in intself.
>>75429133
teams not in the playoffs
LETS GO ISLANDERS
>>75429127
that does make sense since hockey is a rich sport
strangely enough so is soccer. You don't see many poor families putting their kids in youth leagues where I'm from
>>75428737
>Gally used to wear #73
Holy shit I forgot completely
>>75429169
>Hits: 21
what a weak pussy babby matthews is
>>75429167
because he's a really good regular season coach, honestly I think the trick there is hiring an assertive assistant who can take over during the playoffs since it's his weak spot
>>75429146
>no battle of alberta
I hope Uncle Gary dies soon
>>75429167
Just getting to the dance is good enough for most rosters. Beyond that unless you have elite talent (PIT,WAS,CHI {lel}) it's mostly luck.
>>75429133
Blues proably
>>75429169
But BUSTHEWS will win because he's from the laffs.
>>75429169
JUST TELL ME YOU 'RE NOT AN AMERICAN, YOU 'RE TRIGGERING THE FUCK OUT OF ME
>>75429133
Ive been listening to all games on the radio and I have to say Ottawa has the best radio crew.
Their play by play announcer also has a top tier sense of humor and constantly makes cracks on what the commentator says.
"Omg why is burrows taking a draw here, its only his secone one all night!"
Pbp response "he likes to"
My sides were obliterated.
>mfw the rags let me down yet again
maybe not this round but its coming soon enough
>>75429169
>one hit every 4 games
what the fugg
>>75429211
needs to go good cop/bad cop with mike keenan desu
Went to casino today and as usual playing roulette put it always on leafs number mostly marner and matthews, didnt win once lost 80 bucks, meanwhile number 8 got hit twice, what does this mean?
>>75429169
Because le le elelelelelelele muslim hockey centre of lelelele universe, Laine will win the rookie cup.
>>75429169
How about times were each concussed?
>>75428982
It's a wild, duh
Habs about to get RAGGED
>3 eliminations in one day
Wew
>>75429243
You need to stop gambling
Blues/preds is the official /sp/ series
>>75429133
Do you mean left in the playoffs?
I'd probably go for the Blues either way though.
>>75429236
anybody that thinks we can make it past Pens is delusional
>>75429133
arizona
>>75429275
>not giving your money to native casinos
Sounds pretty racist, reported to police
>>75429294
Lol no.
>>75429304
>the least watched series
What did he mean by this?
>>75429294
more like the official Reddit series
>>75429274
Only one team is getting eliminated today, habs will win 4-3 in OT and the redditmonton soilers will lose 9-1
>>75429328
reddit probably likes shitty meme teams like the Oilers or Senators
reminder the blues are america's team
>>75429327
meant for>>75429294
>>75429310
:( b-but i fucking hate shitsburg too. most hated team in all of the nhl
>>75429328
It's the opposite of reddit
Mild and Hawks were reddit and reddit went 1-8
>>75429007
Preds v Ducks western conference final m8
>>75429352
Definitely cheering for the blues now, at least until they face >my team
Oi /hoc/, I've heard you've been bullying Minnesota, care to explain?
Pong vs Laffs/Craps is THE /hoc/ series.
>Pure up and down hockey
>no trap bs
>elite playmakers
>diverse rosters
>plenty of meme players
Prove me wrong.
>>75429294
Wsh/Pit is the official /sp/ series faggot.
>>75429397
Because all of those teams are quintessential reddit, especially the pongs
>>75429367
never know with the >rags
maybe they'll go on a tear and go undefeated the rest of the plays or maybe they lose in 7 to the habs
What went wrong?
>>75429402
>worst series is /sp/ series
Minnesota
>3 finns
>3 swedes
St. Louis
>0 finns
>4 swedes
Makes me think
>>75429367
I hate them too, my fella. Let me tell you, if we gonna meet them, and beat them, my dick is literally gonna explode. I will hands down run around the town square naked with only the Rangers flag on my back.
The question is though: Can we make it past Sid and The Kids?
>>75429425
>Literally winner of wsh/pit will win cup.
>>75429352
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
ordered a gallagher winter classic jersey with the patch sewn on for $122 today
not bad at all
had to run to the toilet to take a big minnesota wild, what did i miss?
>>75429426
>with finns you lose
no way
>>75429442
>Pongs winning again
pls no
>>75429464
Pro tip: caps will win.
>>75429426
>lehterä 0+2
hmm
>>75429446
>everyone there is a fat fuck
lies
>>75429426
>this level of narcissism
yuk desu
Playoff Lehkonen is here to save the Habs' series tonight :DDD
>>75429426
>who is jori lehterä
nice casual fandom
>>75429426
a real head scratcher
>>75429476
lol no
>>75429464
Extremely likable team. I don't see the issue.
>>75429421
both seem possible.
>>75429441
probably not but its possible. I have some hope, but no expectations tbqh
Who's your pick for the most underrated player?
Mine is Jori Lehterä
strong two-way player who can score in big games (like today)
>>75429488
bust
Oh hey
>>75429397
that's the opposite of /hoc/
>>75429352
Who's he and what did he do?
Finnish players with 2 points
>Nutivaara
>Koivu
>Granlund
>Rinne
>Kapanen
Makes you think, doesn't it?
>>75429459
>>75429491
>>75429484
True
>>75429478
>>75429478
My bad
>>75429500
outside of bill and streit i guess, not really. crosby is whiny, malkin is a gargoyle, fleury is a sieve, letang is always injured, and the rest are literally whos
>>75429489
>>75429489
>le healthy scratch man
this really activates my almonds
>>75429500
Fuck off back to re.ddit shittsburgian scum
>>75429476
Before this leafs series I would have agreed. But the laffs are giving the Caps all they can handle and they are like penguins-lite.
>>75429524
Leave.
>>75429500
>Cindy
>likable
>>75429537
Quintessential reddit response right here
reddit needs to leave
>Holtby, Price and Bob nominated for Vezina
Which one should get it?
>>75428756
second that FUCK TORONTO
>>75429595
bob
>>75429607
>>75429607
>>75429607
lets go
>>75429595
not bobrovskij
>(((PittsBERG)))
>likeable
>>75429505
I really really wish we can. We have to have come with a good mindset, Henrik must feel confident and AV has to stop toying around with the lines all the time. also we can not suffer any injuries imo.
where can one livestream the game?
>>75429545
>>75429464
It's inevitable.
>>75429585
>being triggered this easily
>>75429518
So hows Yakupov doing for the Blues this playoffs?
>getting swept in 5 by your former coach with a lesser roster
So sick of this franchise
>>75429567
t. Neekeri
kek found this smuk from two (three?) seasons ago. still relevant today :^)
>>75429639
plebbit/nhlstreams
>>75429645
I think he gives the boys massages in between peroids.
lmao its already sunday
i hate my life
>"state" of "hockey"
>swept in 5 by a city that can't even hold an nfl team
>>75429684
what games are you watching tonight
>>75429681
MVP level massages?
>>75429677
thanks
>>75429684
Should probably go to bed but nah gonna stay up til 6 in the morning again
>>75429704
Post feet
I thought it was "laughing SO hard" not "laughing SO HARD"? the first version is way better when you say it out loud, second flows weird.
>>75429704
game of your bum
>game doesn't start for another hour
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75429713
His happy endings are GOAT
>>75429752
>Mild couldn't hold on for another 90 minutes to give us a seamless transition
pathetic
>>75429738
Laughing SOHARD
>>75428737
>tfw hungover
>tfw every negative thought punches with the certainty of truth
>almost had a full-on panic attack
go habs go
>>75429713
>Hey Tarasenko you look tired you need a massage?
>>75429788
hey, you gut dubs, so at least that's good
>>75429788
You need another drink before the hasb game to take the edge off friendo
>>75429738
>second flows weird.
That's the point
>They weren't the better team but they won 4 games
Old Baby SEETHING
>>75429738
It's LITERALLY not. Vocaroo both and you'll see.
>>75429819
>>75429781
>>75429772
>>75429771
>>75429752
>>75429738
>>75429733
I want to die
>>75429788
your mother will die in your lifetime
>>75429860
Thanks for the you. Just go to sleeo.
>>75429860
Good. One less Finnish mongol spreading his disease around.
>>75429888
>Trips
S-Should he really do it?
just took this selfie of myself
who else here /goodtodough/?
>>75429899
nice dubs
check these singulars for the contivity
why are finns awake
are they even watching games
>>75429906
lewd
>>75429921
Absolute madman, how did you do it?
>tfw your team is trash with no plan or team identity and the worst GM in hockey but you get to watch your nemesis trade away their future to lose in 5 in the first round to a team of grinders.
Well...it wasnt all bad this year.
>>75429906
thanks i cum and my cat hiss
>haven't meme'd in /hoc/ since smuk, publix, and that stupid dog were the dankest of memes
what are the new dank memes around these parts nowadays? was smuk era the pinnacle of /hoc/ memes tbqh or is the new shit bretty good too?
>>75429860
>doesn't reply to any of my posts
Do it then.
>>75429234
Dean Brown is pretty funny. Hes an idiot though.
>>75429969
you may reply to this post ONLY if you have a perfect bracket.
NOT SO FAST REDDIT/HOC/S
>>75429969
memes have been outlawed enjoy your ban
>>75429933
>dubs
if i get trips now i will actually freak the fug out
quads for rags or whatever
reminder that the Mild overpaid in the Hanzal trade for no reason
>>75429969
>>75429514
literally the only member of the """""""""golden"""""""""" generation worth a damn
>>75429969
Get the fuck out fuk_ponek
>>75429990
unfunny forced reddit cuck meme. go back kiddo
>>75429995
Of course I do
Im not a casual fan
>>75430001
lol so close
>>75430025
Aho and Saros are better
>>75429969
laughing SO HARD at ted from akron is a good one
>>75430029
All memes are forced.
>>75429969
welcome back smuk
>>75430035
Aho is close, but he will not reach Artturi's peak
>>75429969
smuk was a faggot ponyfucker
i do not miss him
>>75429906
>>75429995
I am legitimately triggered by her hairband. Why didn't the photographer tell her to flip it around? 0/10, wouldnt allow anywhere near my dick.
>>75429508
what the fuck
hes one of the worser players on the blues. very slow, can't score and often a liability on defense. He regressed so much this year and was fucking healthy scratched for most of the series because of that. Just cause he's finnish doesn't make him good m8.
>>75429969
McDavid is still a Meat and Taters kind of player. Getting to be more of a goon.
>>75430029
>mad
>at hydration
>>75430062
>Just cause he's finnish doesn't make him good m8.
fundamentally disagree with you there
t. eri
>>75429990
>>75430018
those seem like a really shitty memes tbqh
i dont get the laughing SO hard meme but i think i like it tbqh
>>75429998
:( why u hate memes
>>75430074
What did Pulju mean by this?
>>75430069
That Finn got put in the bin
>>75430101
>bonaqua
>shitty meme
>>75430049
>greece is the nicest to me
ty greece
sorry for being annoying and derailing a lot of hokkei discussion with shitposting back in the day tbqh but i hope you guys at least enjoyed some of the images i made. i had a good time and i hope you guys did too.
Lmao, just realized I haven't had a shower since Wednesday or Thursday. Brb.
Time Travelers of /hoc/ is there any timeline where the leafs beat the caps?
>>75430234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IIkjxE4H3n
Why is actual hockey discussion so much better on reddit? All people do is shit post here. Reddit is more funny too.
>>75429969
Pretending that Pongs will repeat
>>75430234
you weren't annoying to me and you didn't derail anything.
It's just /hoc/. I thought I saved one of yours but can't find it. have this instead
I haven't been to the gym in 2 weeks.
What should I do?
lads, here me out on this one...
Oliver
KEKman
Larsson
>>75430335
>Why is actual hockey discussion so much better on reddit? All people do is shit post here. Reddit is more funny too.
>>75430336
>Malkin has 11 points already
scared desu
>>75430362
Well said
>>75429422
Giraffe boy couldn't stop a beachball tbqhwy
>>75428756
third for fuck Frono
>>75430412
Good thing the pongs are getting swept in 4 next series
>>75430334
quality post 10/10
>>75430348
ty for the kind words bub. i probably made that one tbqh i made like most of the smuk images. i could like upload a .zip of my whole smuk folder if people are interested. i still have all of them on my HD
LMAOing so hard at 2000 era expansion teams
>>75430463
yeeee
Tbqh Price was god awful for 3 months, Talbot should have been the third finalist.
>>75430463
welcome back smuk_anok
>>75430507
Is that actually kippers bum?
>they'll finish off Bombston tomorrow for real, r-r-right?
>>75430461
>Letang injured
>Murray injured
If the caps wanted the best chance for winning the cup, and advancing past the second round, this would be it.
>>75430507
aight one sec hold my beer
>>75430519
just passing by. might hang out for the >rags game
gog habs go mothafuckas
>>75430506
vezina is done by ""media"" people
its well known that the vast majority of hockey media analysts are easterners, why do you think there is a general opinion that crawford and quick are good goalies? because these sportsnet retards dont actually watch them
>>75430561
you mean the laffs since the caps aren't even making it out of the first round
>>75430561
>Caps have played 20 periods of hockey in 5 games
>Penguins backend has been steller 4/5 games
Id be surprised if Caps dont just pass out from exhaustion in game 1 next round.
>>75430600
no it's voted on by the GMs
>>75430578
fuck off you fucking faggot, youre kind isnt welcome here
>>75430600
>assblasted worstcoaster
>>75430561
Theyll still struggle with the Pongs speed game. Leafs are giving them fits right now. I hope Im wrong and they finally make it past the second round but I cant get my hopes up any more
>>75430561
>Barry Trotz
>winning in the playoffs against a quality opponent.
Idk why they hired that guy desu.
>>75428958
Inaccurate cause they won 1 but still funny. 7/10
>>75430622
by "your kind" do you mean raggot fans? because im pretty sure we are a non-removable infestation that you just have to deal with, just like montreal and vancouver fans (and most other big market teams tbqh)
also who remembers this stupid ass meme lmao
>>75430663
some people like to pretend he never had talent with the Preds while ignoring the years he got out-coached
>>75430731
i mean your fucking disgusting degeneracy
fuck off
>>75430731
i remember
>>75430737
>out-coached
this stupid fucking meme needs to fucking die. an nhl coach has to do nothing in the playoffs. he has less of a role than niggerhoop coaches. this isnt football, he doesnt call plays. he rolls lines and thats it
now fuck off back to reddlt kid, you gott be 18 to post here
>>75430765
>LEAF
Well, you know what time it is?
>>75430731
>>75430786
>>75430731
OFFSEASON MENE ONLY FUCKING STOP
>>75430791
>there are no systems in the nhl
lol ok
Name a team that can actually beat the Oilers in a 7 game series.
>>75430808
time for you to fuck off and leave permanently this time?
>>75430828
Pittsburgh would only need 5
>>75430828
San Jose
>>75430842
kek
KEK
no
>preds v blues
what were the most boring series in recent history? will this top it?
>Literally who can stop the Penguins
We Dynasty now
>>75430791
t. casual
>>75430867
>we
>pongs fan
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>75430828
>>75430871
>>75430822
>g-guys our s-s-s-sport is c-cerebral i s-s-s-s-s-swear
ARR
EEE
DEE
DEE
AYE
TEE
>>75430896
>he doesnt know about the massive Pens fanbase in East Canada
>he fell for the cheering for your hometeam meme
Casual af desu
>>75430864
Pretty sure the Wild/Blues was worse. Lotta garbage goals, Blues having like 20 seconds of pressure near the end of games, Wild being completely incapable of having offensive skill, etc. Preds at least have more hop to their game and Rinne might break out into pure finnish goaltending mode.
>>75430828
Leafs
>>75430864
>boring
It'll be fun as fuck watching the bloose get exposed
Gutta? Hvem ensom i kveld her?
>>75430539
unironically yes
>>75430864
Sens/Bruins right now is easily worse than Preds/Blues will be
>>75430867
TJ "Henry" (Y)Oshie will
>>75430925
cuck phil ayy is shitty and overpriced. id be pissed too if it came to my city
>>75430963
I mean at hokkii, not golf
https://mega.nz/#!T5FUlLqA!GZieCCIhon_oW-6xUbgn646CxEKOD8TdYbEppstXATU
aight here is a zip of most of the high quality smuks. i made a bunch more back in the day but most of them are probably shit and im not gonna sort thru them all but here you go for anyone who wants them cus this lovely fellow >>75430504 asked <3
t. smuk_anok
>>75430983
>overpriced
what's it like being poor?
>>75430959
This desu. Shit was so boring I didn't even realize they have already played 5 games
>>75430832
>Leaf doesn't recognize they're a Leaf
I should feel sorry for you but I don't.
>>75430963
>TJ "Henry" (Y)Oshie
Why the Oilers? Why are they one of the favorite to come out of the Western Conference?
>>75430946
Nyder at der er ro
Hockey, ol og stilhed.. legendarisk
smuk_anok confirmed as the grease poster
i should've known
>>75431033
Because the Worstern conference is trash.
>>75430963
>>75431032
forgot image
>>75431036
Hva drikker du på kompis?
Western Conference is so soft sometimes. That Blues OT goal doesn't happen in the east. 5 Wild standing around while 2 Blues skate around daintily, showing off?
>>75431033
people think McMeme is good
>>75430959
snes/broons games aren't the worst of the first round, but who gives a shit about the end result?
neither of them will make a fun opponent for the >rags and both will make a fun opponent for the habs
>>75431047
Why that motorbicycle has no tires?
>>75431006
sorry nigger im not paying 4 bucks for a piece of chicken between two greasy, soggy buns with 1 pickle slice and makes me put my own fucking condiments on it
reddit might like it, go there maybe?
>>75431072
As a Ducks fan, he is amazing on ice and I think he will in a cup or 2 with the Oilers. But not right now.
>poolumbus
>>75431063
the mild are just a special hockey club dude. cant compare them to anything or use them as an example of the whole west. just not fair tbqh
>>75431089
couldn't afford them/they were stolen by rivaling gypsie camp
I'm Here to laugh at the frogs
>>75431115
Next year bitch
>>75431089
>>75431112
>As a Ducks fan
As a ducks fan, fuck off retard
>>75431091
english has to be the most unappetizing language there is. whenever I read something about food in english I throw up a little in my mouth
>>75431115
for what horrible piece of feces they used to be, they did pretty good
>3 sweeps in the west
>>75431062
Carlsberg.. det var på tilbud
Hvad med dig, broder?
>>75431146
What's your team fag? It's probably the the Kangzs. Too fucking bad, they are eliminated.
Avs winning the cup next year, you heard it here first boys.
Also
>Mild
>>75431149
for shitposting every day for a year about how they're going to win the cup, they still haven't won a playoff series
>>75431115
>hating on columbus
why hate on columbus??? who even has a reason to. baka
>>75430842
Hahahha no
>>75430850
They're going to lose tonight
>>75430900
....
>>75430930
This is an even worse answer than the Avs
>>75431091
>reddit might like it
p. sure reddit is pro homosex and anti chic fil a, maybe you should go back
>rags
>>75431149
>they did pretty good
>1 win
>averaged 4 goals against
>against a team of rookies and ahlers
>
>>75429169
Laine was also the worst possession player on a shitty non-playoff team playing on a line with its only good players, while Matthews was a good possession player on a playoff team while playing with an absolute offensive blackhole in that jew Hyman.
>>75431172
As a ducks fan, fuck off
>>75431199
uh oh! looks like youve been triggered! youll be safe in your hugbox so how about you go back there kiddo?
>>75430963
>>75431032
>>75431061
As a Predditor fan, please validate my team
>>75430547
well >we are 0-22 all time when falling behind 3-1 in a series
>>75431233
They swept the blackhawks, people might shit on them still but take pride in that desu
>>75431233
'no'
>>75428765
I mean how the FUCK could they blow that lead SO HARD??
I almost had a hard attack.
>>75430983
>overpriced
Damn you're a fucking peasant.
>>75431181
They've won 3 playoff games in their entire history and they finally have a season you could try and be proud of this year.
And then you go on Twitter for 5 seconds and they're as big a pile of crybabies as they call out Crosby for being one when they get BTFO by the current best team in the East.
They tasted success one time and become exactly like the Pens fans they're so clearly bitter about. It's hilarious.
It's such a fucking turnaround from the last Pens/BJs series where the BJs were /hoc/'s favourite bandwagon team until they lost.
>>75431233
>>75431228
what a coincidence, huh?
What is justin trudeaus favorite NHL team?
>>75431169
E-edru som en klinkekule.
>>75431286
you bit the bait
>>75431302
chicago blackhawks
>>75431219
>triggered
>by a chicken sandwich
>>75431302
Blackocks
>>75431091
>actually letting a chicken sandwich trigger you this hard
>>75431286
That's sad that /hoc/ bandwagon the BJs.
>Singer at rags habs game
Pretty good desu
>>75431302
Calgary In Flames
>>75431302
Colorado this year.
>>75431333
Is Chic Fil A joining Publix as /oursandwich/?
>shouting during the anthems
I thought people from new york were supposed to have class
>>75431347
Jej
Lindqvist will have a nightmare tonight
>>75431350
I'm starting to hate this homo's face. Fucking smug.
>guys my sandwich isnt overpriced you're just poor!
>That will be $3.65. Oh, you wanted lettuce, tomato and cheese? That'll be $4.85
It's arbys tier, you fat fucks. and you fat niggers unironically spend $5 on a fucking sandwich? you're actually dumber than the publix retards.
>>75431372
Was pretty bad in Montreal too desu
Annoying af
>>75431228
An assist is an assist. You cant say its only a secondary.
>>75431190
>a team that almost broke modern records for being shit versus a team that made the playoffs and is going atleast 6 games agains the best team in the league
terrible post
Laughing so hard right now at the Pedosota Mild lads.
>>75431372
Who on earth made you think that? The opposite is the case
>>75431372
Why would you think that?
>>75431360
Publix is no more
>>75431360
it triggers cucks and reddithawks fans so yes absolutely
>>75431392
7.84 if you want a drink and fries with that sandwich
>>75431372
Don't the Dallas Stars shout while the sing the national anthem?
>>75431392
>mad
>at a sandwich
>>75431434
Yes, whenever the word "star" is sung.
>>75431302
>lundpads
>padqvist
>padshit
>lundshit
>>75431372
good meme bro. people in this city dont fucking shut up during anything.
>>75431396
Should it be the other way around? McMeme is the one that has mastered QPU movement. It should something like "A goal is a goal, you can't take credit for an assist"
>>75431392
$5 for a sandwich sounds cheap imo. A full sized BLT at subway will easily run you down $9-10 iirc.
>>75431410
>>75431415
I thought Manhattan was supposed to be fancy and expensive and full of yuppies
t. someone who talked to someone who went to chelsea once
>>75431459
>Caryp Rice
>Carey "Kreider Raped My Ass" Price
>>75431425
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT WANT TO PAY SIT DOWN PRICES AT A FAST FOOD JOINT? HAHA YOU MUST BE A POORFAG LEL LET ME STUFF MY FATGOB WITH THIS REDNECK TRASH
i can get a full meal at portillos for half that price and its way better. rural faggots are so fucking retarded but hey
>muh values
National anthems before games other than international is pretty retarded tbqh fämäläms
>>75431400
Laffs aren't beating the Oilers.
>>75431477
Manhattan is, but most people live in the burbs and outer boroughs.
>>75431148
matches the shitshow that is english cuisine
>>75431477
there are a lot of people in new york. a lot of very different people with completely different attitudes and personalities. shocking for a city with millions of people though right?
>>75431477
>Manhattan people are at the rags game
>>75431228
can someone explain this meme to me
>>75431529
why are you being a snarky faggot do you think you're funny bud
>>75431508
I've lost control over my life.
Who do I bandwagon?
>>75431508
It started in baseball way back in the day, and every other sport followed suit.
>>75431477
Hahahaha, most people like that have other houses outside of the City that they live in, mostly in Connecticut where they act annoying better than everyone else. most of the people who actually live in the city probably wouldn't know what the word class means.
t. Connecticut Native
Memes aside, Lehkonen is elite
>some reddithawks fan is chimping out because a chicken sandwich gave him PTSD
>>75431547
Penguins still have Määttä
>>75431544
i made myself chuckle tbqh
>>75431508
you just don't know what it feels like to be American
>>75431568
The Islanders should unironically move to Hartford.
Holy fk Vesey
Not being afraid to step the fk up
>>75431547
Just bandwagon the Preds. Finally, a televised fight in the playoffs.
>>75431542
Guy is really good at Mario 64 and can beat the game by only pressing A once. His 100% run requires him to hold A between multiple stars, which he refers to as "half A presses" since half of the press is used on one star and the other half is used on the next star. Some guy objects to such notation.
Why is the commentator begging for a penalty for spraying the keeper
>>75431617
He looks like such a twink, it's amazing he was able to stand his ground that long.
>american captains
>showing up in the playoffs
pick 1 and only 1
>>75431476
Not really. In the US if you're buying a footlong (and not doing double meat double cheese or something like that) the most you're going to spend is 7. Chick-Fil-A sandwiches are not near that big.
Still, Chick-Fil-A is really fucking good with legitimate fried chicken. But it's not unfair to say it's overpriced.
>>75431583
Thank g*d
>>75431634
Refs were giving Edmonton shit for that. It's actually really shitty but goalies are cancer so they deserve it
>all these defensive zone turnovers
never change >rags
>>75431652
I can't wait for you to lose tomorrow and go 24 hours without posting
>>75431634
It's literally against the rules
What is gonna be the first canadian team to bring the cup back to Canada and why is it gonna be the Jets?
>>75431606
I completely agree
>>75431667
It might be shitty but its not penalty worthy
>>75431571
he's the only bust in our golden generation
>>75431693
shut up rules bitch
>>75431674
nice lemme steal this
btw smuk your rags memes are supreme
>>75431642
Exactly, had the same thought
Props to him
>>75431650
$3 or $4 for a sandwich really isn't that bad. Most fast food places charge about that for their best sandwich but chic fil a is high tier fast food compared to mcd's/bk/subway/taco bell.
>>75431694
2019 Stanley Cup champions
>>75431650
> 2017
> not having your Chic fila Cow Calendar membership card
Wew
>>75431714
i got all the rags faces redy too friend
>>75431712
Habs can goon it up all they want. They go home tonight, faggot.
>>75431763
fuck off fuk_ponek
>>75431746
What does a Mystery Order ever have?
>>75431701
It's unsportsmanlike conduct and is easily a penalty when the snow actually connects. If a player is off to the side and gives a big spray then it isn't
>lundpads
>RAGS
quality defense :^)
>>75431767
>1-0
>rags
what's the matter little jew boy scared to post in the gamethread?
>>75431790
It wouldn't be a mystery if I told ya
Non members aren't privy
>>75431767
yea they're going home for game 7 m8
Why are people pretending Chick-Fil-A is bad? Zaxby's and Bojangles are better though.
Also
>rags
>>75431793
t. goalie
>>75431793
I never knew this, i snow keepers all the time and never had a penalty
>>75431793
I don't get what the big deal is, it's some fucking snow. I play goalie and shits refreshing.
>>75431872
it might get called once a year in the whole league, might. keep spraying them
>>75431885
It's because the defencemen sperg out about MUH GOALIE NOT TOUCH. The fact that snowing the goalie is an almost automatic penalty while skaters have to deal with all kinds of slashing/crosschecking is a joke.
>>75431935
>The fact that snowing the goalie is an almost automatic penalty
only in your shitty no fun beer league
>>75431746
How do I get one of these things?
>>75431976
>FB_IMG_1492905680891
go away
>>75431949
In the NHL too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LykR5N8BwQ8
>>75431976
doesn't work that well written out, but I guess it's the best normies can do
>>75432008
it just about never gets called you autist it is nowhere even close to an automatic penalty
>>75431976
the pun sucks
why tootoo and not one of the stars
gay furry shit
seems about right
>>75431976
why did they pick jordan tootoo of all people?
>>75432051
Because players almost never do it because they know it's a penalty that gets called. The refs protect the goalies too much
>>75432053
probably because Tootoo is the one who was talking shit about being on the "right side" before the series
can someone post a picture of the edmonton drum bangers from the last game? thanks
>>75432086
goalies get snowed every single game, usually more than once. the penalty just about never gets called, if anything the other team just responds and does it back to the other goaler.
I've had season tickets my whole life and been to hundreds of games and I've seen this called less than 10 times
>>75432105
You mean the "/hoc/ is bad at getting sevens"?
>commercial with the Hawks scoring a goal
NOT SO FAST, GATORADE
>>75432129
It only gets called when it seems intentional
>>75432129
>goalies get snowed every single game
No they don't
>>75432143
yup, those drum bangers
>>75432105
Fuck that where is the Chicago ice girl butt I didn't get to save it
>>75432157
it happens intentionally nearly every game but if the puck is arriving at a similar time, like usual, it's impossible to call.
>>75432188
they really do, just not 5 seconds after they froze the puck but ones like the video you posted? yeah that happens every game
>not cheering for a close SCF that finally goes to 7 games
it's been 6 goddamn years, but at least there's been no sweeps
>>75432258
maybe buttman should stop letting the west play shitty goon hockey while the east plays skilled hockey so both teams are fun to watch? thank god mcgaykid is out west and he'll actually have to start calling penalties on that conference
Reminder that I won a Minnesota state high school hockey championship and there isn't a single thing that any of you stupid banana heads can do to take that from me.
>>75432347
who
>>75432347
LETS GO RANGERS
What's the worst goal you've ever scored?
For my first goal i dumped it in
about the half way lines and the keeper let the puck slide between his legs. No attempted at sweeping it aside or covering it.
>>75432395
I actually was about to say the same thing, dumped it in on net at the red line and it went in somehow
>>75432295
>thank god mcgaykid is out west and he'll actually have to start calling penalties on that conference
Never underestimate Bettman's devotion to California. McDavid hasn't drawn a penalty all series.
is it finally /ouryear/?
>>75432394
LETS FUCKING GO
>>75432431
mcdavids also been a goon all series and is mad as fuck vlasic is 10x the player he is
>>75432347
What high school? AA or A?
>>75432295
>leastern only wins Cups against meme shitters like hongcouver and the shorks
>>75432395
>>75432422
it happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5jeI6cMUI
>>75432451
>vlasic grabs mcdavid
>vlasic is so good
>mcdavid destroys some useless shork with a clean hit
>wah stop being a goon
MAD
AT
OIL
>>75432432
If only
>>75432549
devils suck fggt
I just want to say now that in the summer in my >roller hockey league when I was 9 my team was in the finals and the game went into overtime and we scored the game winning goal in a scrum but the faggot fucking goalie pulled the >ball puck out of the net real fast and his fucking dad was the ref so he pretended not to see it and we lost.
I dove in front of the game winning goal and it ripped the laces on my skates. fuck that faggot goalie and his faggot dad but my team won the next year
>>75432529
The hit was pretty good desu
>>75432451
Is Vlasic that bad?
What time is the >Shorkening?
>>75432649
2230 eastern
>>75432649
In hour and a half
>>75432589
>>75432641
>>75432641
>>75432641
new thread
>>75432641
>>75432641
>>75432641
>>75432649
In an hour and thirty minutes
>>75432457
You'll learn
NEW THREAD
>>75432678
>>75432672
we had such a streak is good threads going and you fuck it up with 2 shitty ones in a row