DET:Tigers place Miguel Cabrera (groin) on DL
CHC:Ben Zobrist (back) remains out of Cubs lineup
TOR:Bautista's 13th-inning homer propels Jays
STL:Wainwright Ks nine, drives in four vs. MIL
TEX:Hamels goes eight strong in win over Royals
TEX:Gallo has first career multi-homer game
CLE:Kluber tosses three-hit shutout vs. ChiSox
WAS:Harper hits seventh homer as Nats top Mets
BAL:Bundy fires seven shutout innings in victory
BOS:Dustin Pedroia leaves with apparent injury
PHI:Hellickson beats Braves, improves to 3-0
LA:Justin Turner (hand) back in Dodgers' lineup
First for Baby Bombers
>bombston
According to these advanced, proprietary statistics, the Phillies are ranked 1st in Funtertainment!
>>75422710
More like Baby Busts.
>>75422738
Maryland is also the place that will cause Assault Weapon bans to die!
>>75422843
Texas Yankee doesn't know the numerous failed "Baby X" monikers
>>75422800
Awoo woo boo you suck.
>>75422865
>Implying I came up with the term
Which Yankee do I give a career-ending injury to? You decide.
t. Manny Machado
>>75422664
Rockies
>>75422738
>Ledo Pizza
Explain
>>75422853
Can't wait for 4th Circuit to get BTFO by the Supreme Court
The Yankees need to call up Dante Bichette Jr
Oh hey, San Francisco.
>>75423018
>Ledo Pizza is a pizzeria restaurant chain in the Mid-Atlantic and Southeastern United States headquartered in Annapolis, Maryland. Their first pizzeria was opened in Adelphi, Maryland, in 1955 on University Boulevard (Maryland Route 193) in Adelphi Shopping Center near the University of Maryland, College Park
And it is pretty good too.
Pirates
>>75423130
Suck chocolate covered chodes.
Just watched that Machado slide. Looked pretty clean to me.
>>75423029
thats a little risky as Kennedy is a centrist, the court is still 4 conservatve 4 liberal 1 dead center (Kennedy). He seems to be pretty firm in the 2nd ammendment but if you have the wrong case on AWBs then he could go wild.
>>75422992
if we win enough games in April and May maybe we can survive June.
>>75423325
Keep in mind, >we should have a lot of injured players returning by that point.
Tebow went 3/3 for Columbia yesterday
>which raised his average up to .208
HYPE
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTMQXqSDDvf/
>>75423393
The Phillies are shit and the wrong team left Philadelphia. Bring back the Athletics. Come fight me nerd. I'm in North Philly.
>>75423384
I bet some of us could hit .208 in rookie A
>>75423405
Are you like 80 years old? Why do you even are about the Pathetics if you're in philly. We're good again lad you can hop back on the wagon
>>75423442
I grew up watching the Athletics play and I didn't want them to leave.
>>75423077
Ah. I think I might've seen one in Salisbury.
I don't think I can trust the south after being reunited with tristate 'za. I'll give it a shot next I'm down there.
>>75423384
Thats actually not terrible considering that its fucking Tebow.
The coke addicts that run the Mets will have him be a September call up at this rate.
Angel Stadium >>>>>>>>>> doyers shithole
I have never met an athletics fan in Philadelphia. And I work at an old folks home
>>75423351
>mfw we go over .500 in May
>>75423456
Tell me where your nursing home is lad i'll come pay you a visit.
>>75423499
Nursing home? I died in 1964.
>>75423384
>>75423408
>>75423476
The balls that he hits are pretty hard, he's not just grounding them through the hole.
>>75423530
I'd say he's got a long career ahead of him
>>75423442
>we're good again
>>75423530
I'm aware, if he could reproduce his current production at a higher level he would be an actual viable call up for the Mets considering it would actually improve the offense at those numbers unless Grandy and Reyes get out of their slumps.
Of course he would not put up those numbers in the major leagues unless him hitting 3/3 is a sign of something. I sincerely doubt he would be worse than Reyes is right now, although Reyes showed signs of life in the last Phillies game.
>>75423513
>posting on an indonesian macrame board from the grave just to complain about the Atheltics leaving
That's dedication.
MARINERS!
>>75423619
We must all strive to learn from that fan.
There are threes types of players in A ball
>Extremely young players taking their first pro baseball steps
>Players on rehab assignment who don't expect to be their more than a handful of games
>Delusional players in their mid twenties who have no prospects and are hanging onto a dream that will never come to fruition
>>75423655
and then there is Tebow
>>75423631
>be year 2140
>the Pirates demolish historic PNC park, by then the second oldest remaining baseball park after Tropicana Field
>my ghost gets on the internet 3.0 4chan to yell at 20 year old neets about how I remember seeing Cutch's first at bat in PNC
>>75423655
Most rehab assignments are at AA and AAA
Lets see where your baseball idealogies lie
Starting with lineup construction
For the below fill out the type of player (I.e. speedy, good arm, tall, etc) to fit the position in your opinion the best
C:
1B:
2B:
3B:
SS:
LF:
CF:
RF:
>>75423705
>by then the second oldest remaining baseball park after Tropicana Field
>>75423705
>implying NEETs won't be culled from society after the 2030 mandates
>>75423753
C: Steve Pearce
1B: Steve Pearce
2B: Steve Pearce
3B: Steve Pearce
SS: Steve Pearce
LF: Steve Pearce
CF: Steve Pearce
RF: Steve Pearce
>>75423705
>by then the second oldest remaining baseball park after Tropicana Field
>>75423655
Low A ball is a really good indicator of major league success. almost every really good player raked to extremes in Low A, while most flameouts didn't
YALL CRACKAS LOOKIN SILLY TALKIN SHIT BOUT MY BOY JHEY NOW
>>75423770
Thank you based mandates
>>75423753
C: Pitch framing, throwing out runners, hitting optional
1B: Big guys who aren't really fit anywhere else on the field. Power isn't mandatory, but still important
2B: Chase Utley
3B: Big Arm, big bat.
SS: Excellent fielder, good arm, speed not a requirement, but it helps. Patient at the plate
LF: Needs to be better at tracking and fielding than first base, but other than that not much aside from hitting
CF: Speed, tracking, speed, speed
RF: Big arm, big bat
pretty standard stuff
1STROS
>MLB has rules in place
>Yankees: We don't want to follow that rule
>MLB: But you ha-
>Yankees: We're not following that rule.
>MLB: o-okay
And that's the story of how nuyankee stadium has meme dimensions
>>75424371
They should just standardize all park dimensions
>>75423408
>implying I wouldn't hit AT LEAST .211 with one triple
>>75424378
I disagree. There should be set minimums and maximums though, with some flexibility to take into account things like elevation and air thickness. But these regulations should take affect on any incoming park.
>>75424371
....what? what rules are the Yanks breaking?
>>75424499
their left and right field walls are too close to home plate. But because "muh heritage" and "muh legacy" they're allowed to bypass these rules
>>75422664
Did they build the stadium around that building or did they just build an old looking factory as a Camden Yards knockoff?
>>75424554
The Western Supply building was there, and their offices if memory serves me
>>75424536
He who wears the rings, makes the rules.
>DOZIER
Manny Machado is the dirtiest player in the league.
>>75424554
Building was designated a historic landmark so they couldn't take it down.
>>75424708
Can't wait for him to join the Yanks
>>75422738
Frederick, MD reporting. Can confirm
>>75423065
Too soon
Is it just me, or is the Twins-Tigers game painful to watch?
dumbass rookie hit in the face
https://twitter.com/Tweet_MLB/status/855871071001686016
>>75424812
RIP in peace
When Tebow fails at baseball, will he try his hand at hockey or basketball?
>>75424799
Games between 2 shit teams are generally painful to watch, yeah.
m's vs a's
>>75425031
>>75424755
I'm in Frederick County but north in farm country. Fred Co confirmed for comfy as fuck.
Yankees thread?
>>75424946
Maybe hockey. He wouldn't get enough attention playing basketball so that's definitely out.
>>75425088
Take a shit on the floor surprise it's the Yankees
>>75425116
>>75425116
>>75425116
Nats at Mets
Rockies fans. Was he actually good, or just a meme?
>>75422992
I won a game as the rockies in mlb the show and the commentary went "and the royals win it"
lol
>>75425061
Used to live in Middletown before it got overrun by rich people. God, I miss the days when Middletown was small and full of rednecks.
>>75425359
Middletown is nice. Haven't been there in a while. Are you in the city now? I'm in Keymar. We have a post office and a gas station.
>>75425472
I live in Norfolk, VA now. Going to move back after college.
If you study, maybe you'll get to live somewhere good. Although Frederick does have a GOAT bar scene.
>>75425572
boystown has the GOAT bar scene dummy
>>75425572
Frederick's bar scene is good, but most are still around that my dad went to during the 80's when he was in his 20's. Planning on working for the Ravens (I know a guy). Dad worked for Keys (Single A team for The O's) and was never home, hence why I don't want to work in baseball
INSTALL THE 4CHAN EXTRA FLAGS EXTENSION
Just google "extra flags for 4chan"
Is he an hall of famer?
>>75425722
Nice virus
>>75425743
Yes
>>75425691
Cool. Good luck MD bro. Most of the Market Street city bars are the same but some of the best from the 80s/90s are gone.
The Rabbit's Foot
City Limits
Pete and Benny's
Odds on Cutch being in HoF?
oh shit
>tfw watching Wieters bat in a Nats uni
>>75425867
slim to none at this point. He needs 5 more years of MVP type play. At least.
>>75425867
A bit of a long shot imo, but he's got a lot of career left probably so who knows, maybe
*throws behind you
>>75425909
I like it. He's not as good defensively as Ramos, but he can hit.
>>75425967
*punches you*
>>75425909
He's such a waste of money for them it's hilarious. Washington is GREAT at throwing money away
>>75425967
>>75426026
The Nats have a two year window. The time to spend $$$$$ is now. I like that ownership isn't afraid to make it rain. It ain't my money.
>>75426042
why were they so aggressive with sano before he even did anything? does he have a history of chimping out?
>>75426042
We need more fighting in baseball.
>>75426076
Except it's a tradition that started years ago with the albatross that was Jayson Werth's contract
>>75426100
Sano is the chimpiest in the AL outside machado
T.royal fan
>win consecutive games
>still 5 (five) games back from your division rival
I seriously hope y'all don't do this
>>75426149
5 games is nothing for the DisAstros to lose. We are coming for your ass, boy.
Reminder that the Schmidt era Phillies uniforms are some of the most overrated in the history of Baseball
>>75423705
This reminds me that one day, in the distant duture, AT&T Park will not exist.....
;_;
>>75426190
sounds gay (just like your team)
>>75426203
Another reminder that the meme blue away uniforms will just slightly less overrated, but vastly overrated still
>>75426230
One day the Giants won't exist either and that will make me very happy.
>>75426126
That was the signing that signaled to the league and other free agents that the Nats were willing to spend to win. It changed the entire culture surrounding the franchise. It was an expensive, but calculated move. Werth has been a solid player for the Nats, but more importantly a leader in the clubhouse and on the field and a role model for the young players.
>sorry the owner for your team is so cheap.
>>75426290
But... my team has been known to throw money at people? It's just been vastly more successful than the hilarity in Washington
*strikes you out*
>>75426345
Playoffs 3 out of 5 years for a franchise that was in a shambles when it came to DC 12 years ago. No players, no farm, no front office. I'm good with the progress they've made.
>>75426361
*bones spur*
>>75426452
Washington was given a stolen team. Montreal ripped the fanbases hearts out of them in the 2003 wildcard race where the league FORCED the team to make zero trades and zero call ups, causing them to fall out of a winnable race and signalling to the fans that the team was going to leave. Then they stripped the city of valuable home games, and THEN they stripped them of the team.
>>75426361
*breaks neck*
>>75426532
That's not our problem. We love our new team. If Montreal wanted to keep their team, they should have bought more tickets.
*gets hurt*
>Trotting out Span Marrero and Gorkys
Jesus Christ just fucking blow it up
>>75426597
>Bought more tickets
>League raised their prices unrealistically
>Then started putting home games in puerto rico
The league (And Jeff Loria) killed baseball there because they're nothing but kikes.
Also, it wasn't long ago when fans of other teams filled your stadiums. So much so your owners got butthurt that they refused to sell tickets to credit cards from out of state
>>75426632
Not our problem. Again, maybe Le Leafs should have supported their team.
>>75426772
Don't worry, 2019 is coming real fast, and Nationals park will go back to being the cavern it was before 2013
>>75426277
Why does a baseball team existing make you unhappy?
>>75426826
Not as empty as the barves shiny new stadium is.
>>75426833
Because they do better than my Dodgers in the playoffs.
>>75426865
Get over it man
>>75426860
Can't argue with you on that one
>>75426632
>So much so your owners got butthurt that they refused to sell tickets to credit cards from out of state
Only to the Phillies games. I was there. It was brutal. Busloads full of drunken Philadelphians would empty out on Half St and spent the whole game high fiving each other over my head.
>shudder
>>75426026
I love Wieters but he's too fucking slow for a subpar power hitter
>>75427279
Faster than Ramos. They didn't call him Buffalo for nothing.
helllo, I want to get into baseball, but I don't want to get called a bandwagon fan. Who's the worst team so I can root for them for years until they get good
>>75427428
Padres are the universal worst team of any given era. Philly is probably the worst current team who might become good quickish
>>75427428
>>75427475
You should root for the Texas Rangers.
>>75426606
Marrero and Gorkys make me pull my hair out when they play
>>75427475
Toronto are the worst current team
>>75425818
Dad worked at The Rabbit's foot. That sucks.
>>75427475
Padres had a great late 90's team and a good mid-late 00's team. They are pretty bad now though
Wil Myers is literally the only ready asset besides maybe Hunter Renfroe. What kind of trade cn SD work out for Myers to a contender?
le Bryzzo may may XD
shit is gay as fuck man
>>75427428
Tigers
>>75427428
white sox, especially if you're a NEET weeb
>>75428162
This.
The Whos are terrible.
>pitchers batting
>>75428295
>Arcade League "Pitching"
>>75426361
*walks five in five innings*
>>75428295
Fat roided up guys riding the bench while other players do the heavy lifting
>>75428295
>your life
DON'T LOOK AT ME
>>75428383
Hahahaha. You win the internet my good sir.
>bankees
Daily reminder that Brad Ausmus (Ivy League graduate) willingly trots out Francisco Rodriguez to close out MLB games.
>>75428337
>your mom
>>75428457
Just because you graduate from college, doesn't mean you are smart.
>>75427886
Trade Myers to the Ms for a mid-level prospect.
>rebuilding team
>no more fan favorites
>our park is now called gauranteed rate field
>still had to wait an hour in line to get in for an April game
Could we actually break 30k today?
>>75428488
Oh for fuck sake sideways photo
>>75428488
Who in god's name would watch the White Sox while you can go to the North Side and watch much better baseball. You couldn't even PAY me to go to a Sox game.
>>75428521
You should jump
>>75428527
>NL baseball
>>75428457
Conspicuously absent is the Texas Rangers bullpen, because they are elite
>>75428457
holy fuck i hate this team sometimes
>>75428521
Top level. Wow. How shitty are your seats?
>>75427475
Padres were good for a decent stretch like 20 years ago
>>75428406
hahah you should delete yourself from the earth my faggy redd.itor
>>75428598
Bottom level was sold out
I'm amazed myself
>>75428628
Well. I thought it was funny.
Never been to reddit.
Here's a view of the top concourse
Its mike pelfrey for god sakes wow
cant tell if Im looking at guranteed rate field or a tilt n tumble
>>75428674
Its the new 4chan photo upload stripping exif data including orientation.
Dont know how to get around it.
>>75428708
As a Chicago sports fan, we know all about your 'orientation', if you get my meaning.
>>75428750
Wrong side of the city
>mfw a Jordan sox jersey
>>75428766
Apologies.
I would have a beer with you. No homo though.
>>75428750
haha gay jokes in 2017
Based Nati'
>>75425168
He was good in context of the line-up. It's hard to be seen as anything but a star when you're only solid but you're in the middle of the line-up with Larry Walker and Andres Galarraga.
>>75429161
BTFO
phils-barves
>>75429433
>6 in a row
It's coming home lads.
>>75429605
>>75429635
It's >our year
D-do we have to sacrifice the caps good fortune for the Nats or can we have both?
>Nats fans talking shit like they're not getting eliminated in the NLDS again
>>75429734
>you now realize RG3 was sacrificed for the benefit of today
TYBRG3
>>75429748
Dusty fucked it up, and he probably will again, but damn if I don't think we're the best damn team in the league.
>>75429748
They're playing really well. Starters are as good as anyone. Lineup is Godly. Bullpen finally pitching well. If the pen hadn't blown those games early, the Nats would be 16-2 right now. They have as good a chance as anyone else.
>mfw the A's take the AL West
>>75429877
Who ever takes that shit show will just get btfo in the ALDS
>>75429849
Yes, they have the same odds as the Twins, White Sox, Braves, and Padres
lol
>thought I'd missed a load of the orioles game
>weather delay
>>75430014
Hahahahaha.
Yeah right.
>>75430134
They all currently have a 1/30 chance of winning it all. Prove me wrong.
>>75430145
what? each team isn't equally talented
>>75430145
That's assuming that all teams are equal in talent. They're not.
O's/Sox
>>75430147
>>75430145
1/30 implies it's purely a game of chance and not a game of skill.
If you had 30 boxes with each teams logo on the bottom of one and you got to pick one each team would have an equal chance at getting selected. If you had 30 boxes of differing size and color with each team's logo on the bottom of one stranded throughout a forest then the biggest and brightest would have a significant advantage over the smaller and darker ones.
>>75430145
Okay. You take all the teams you just mentioned and I get the nats, cubs, Bosox and indians.
100,000$ bet for whoever wins the series. If they're all 1/30 chance it's a good bet for you. Are we on?
>Springer ded
Fuck
>>75430145
You can't possibly be this level of stupid.
>>75430145
vegas already has clown
is this b8
>>75430246
>>75430193
>>75430181
>>75430287
>>75430302
This time in 2014? Oakland was a favorite to win it all. Come October? lol. 2011 Phillies? 2012 Red Sox? 2016 Mets? Dodger every single year?
Moral of the story? It's fucking April, and you're only one little clot away from 80 wins.
>>75430014
Chicago Cubs 3-1
Cleveland Indians 12-1
Boston Red Sox 10-1
Los Angeles Dodgers 10-1
Washington Nationals 10-1
Houston Astros 12-1
New York Mets 12-1
San Francisco Giants 16-1
Toronto Blue Jays 14-1
Seattle Mariners 25-1
Texas Rangers 16-1
St. Louis Cardinals 20-1
Detroit Tigers 20-1
New York Yankees 25-1
Baltimore Orioles 20-1
Colorado Rockies 60-1
Kansas City Royals 30-1
Los Angeles Angels 100-1
Pittsburgh Pirates 30-1
Miami Marlins 40-1
Atlanta Braves 100-1
Tampa Bay Rays 60-1
Philadelphia Phillies 100-1
Arizona Diamondbacks 100-1
Minnesota Twins 100-1
Oakland Athletics 100-1
Milwaukee Brewers 100-1
Cincinnati Reds 100-1
Chicago White Sox 60-1
San Diego Padres 100-1
>>75430346
now find vegas odds after April of last year. and the year before.
>>75430346
why don't they all say 30-1 is vegas retarded?
>>75430314
I agree that good teams can become bad teams very quickly with injuries. The opposite just isn't true. Shitty teams just don't miraculously become great great teams overnight.
>>75430404
I know right? How do they stay in business?
SF Giants vs COL Rockies #2
8:10 PM ET | 5:10 PM PT
>>75430342
>>75430342
>>75430342
>>75430413
The Indians last year were an average middle of the pack team until they suddenly got good around mid-season.
>>75430346
At 100-1, the Dbacks are the best longshot bet.
>>75430413
what the above anon, said. and the 2015 Mets as well
>>75430489
But they weren't a shitty team.
>>75430528
>not the Brewers
>>75430599
The Dbacks have pitching, the Brewers don't.
>>75430413
Case in point, I wonder what the current odds for SF are?
>>75430623
The Dbacks do not have pitching
someone get Robert Flores off my MLB network
hi where is the royals thread
>>75430799
it is in our hearts forever
>>75430799
i will make it hold on
>>75430798
>sings Encarnacion's name
>WORLDSTAR
This is what happens when you have someone going solo on MLB Tonight.
Is it just me or are the astros a really fun team to watch this year
royals rags
>>75430883
>>75430883
>>75430883
>>75430920
>>75430914
gjge retards
>>75431044
>>75431044
>>75431044
>>75431044
>>75431044
dodgers vs dbacks
nice audio there mlb network kek
>1-9 road record
>can't even beat a team comprised entirely of utility and AAA guys
>>75429439
>>75429439
>>75429439
>>75429439
injuns v white sux
Literallly who can stop us?
>>75431658
The city of Oakland.
>reds do a bandwagon cam for Cubs fans
Lmao how fucking pathetic and jealous can a team be to make fun of defenseless Cubs fans? Lmao the reds are already shit, maybe if they weren't so bad they wouldn't have to worry about their stadium being overtaken by other fans. Lmao I bet the video operator posts on here too because he's so butthurt.
Kent Maeda once again imploding before the 4th inning
>>75431691
we aren't the raidniggers
>The sorry state of White Sox land
>>75431751
I bet if you sucked the camera operator's dick, he'd like it
is it any wonder homolester is a cusb fan?
If your two main pitches aren't the eephus and the knuckleball, you will not have a career in the big leagues. Those are the pitches of the future.
>>75432153
>slow pitches
>game gets slower
>>75432127
Are their dicks touching?
>>75431769
2016 was a fluke. At least he's signed for cheap.
Furthermore if you can't doctor a baseball or hide pine tar on your bat, you will never make it.
>Robert Flores is making Fairly Oddparents references
Going all out
>>75432200
It's only gay if the balls touch
Knuckleballers BTFO again, Wright only made it 3.2 innings this time.
*Puts you on the DL
>>75432367
Fuck you the knuckle is GOD'S GIFT TO MANKIND.
>Manfred wants faster games
>Won't remove the DH
>>75432399
mfw
With Jason Heyward, Rizzo, Contreras, Baez and Bryant heating up, does NL pitching stand a chance?
Fun Fact: The Cubs have hit 29 HRs at Great American Ballpark in the last 12 months. The most by any team at any stadium. Crazy.
>>75432367
,
>>75432464
NL games are slower because of all the fucking pinch hitting and pitching changes at the end
They're only faster by virtue of the 9 spot being a free out.
>>75432553
those are some epic bags under his eyes
You just KNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiNuHXNa_uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvBH6Afw5w
>>75422738
Essex reporting in, but I'll say I'm from Middle River to make me seem a little less trashy
>>75432476
>baez heating up
>>75422800
I wish the mods would relegate that image (the dog thing, idgaf about the Phillies hat) to whatever bored furshit goes on, its such an annoying image to look at
>>75432553
he lookin tired
Justin Smoak just got another RBI
not sure how that keeps happening
>>75433211
Because you are playing the Angels. They are a JUST team.
Having a nice tall glass has milk while watching the Indians win it's soooooo comfy
watching barney bobble that grounder is suffering
Are the whos the most JUST team?
>>75433747
the leafs are pretty JUST
>this blue jays lineups batting lines
I just came out of a coma where is A-Rod?
lad my penis smells weird wtf
>>75434003
Hanging out with mo?
@SNstats
Jarrod Saltalamacchia sets #BlueJays franchise record by striking out in 10 straight plate appearances
>>75434257
LEAFED
>>75434257
A diamond sombrero for you sir, even monogrammed for you.
Which of these is most likely to turn things around:
RedSux, Mest, Goyers, or Jints?
>>75434257
how's this nigga have a ring shaking my fucking head. Shit like this should have stripped of a championship
>>75431658
Asstros.
>>75434416
Dodgers and redsox have insane depth they'll be fine. Mets and Giants will he eclipsed by the Rockies and Diamondbacks. Don't let mest faggots hear you, they think they have the best rotation in baseball
I want to build a ballpark for an MLB franchise that seats 18,000. Fuck the rules about minimum seating capacity I will build the stadium with my own money and own my own team.
>>75434416
in order... sux, doyers, mest then jints
>>75434257
Do we miss Josh Thole yet?
>>75434416
All of them will make the postseason.
Mets will win the Worlds Eries
Mets win again. Stay mad washington cucks
>>75434530
>Dodgers
>insane depth
not really. I mean they have a lot of pitchers who could fill in as a starter, but none of them are actually good. Their entire rotation after Kershaw is a complete question mark, and Maeda is getting shelled again as we speak.
Lineup stilll can't hit lefties and A-Gon looks like he has nothing left.
>>75434416
only the Sox. Their stars aren't going to collectively slump for an entire season and Sale is the real deal.
Mets rotation was overhyped since day one because of typical NY sports media. Derp Knight is garbage, DeGroom is middling and Thor gets sidelined for half the season with a splinter. Their entire offense is two guys. We've seen how that goes.
Doyers don't look good until they can get anyone other than Kershaw to pitch consistently well.
Jints are done. They didn't even have much of a chance with Madbum, they can't stay afloat without him for 2 months.
>>75434962
gee I wonder who's behind this post
>>75435089
Ob-fucking-sessed.
>still terrible at hitting other than the AL ROTY
>still elite at starting pitching
12-4 baby
>Indians manager Terry Francona, on turning 58 on Saturday: "There's probably some people in Vegas that lost money today on the over-under."
please don't joke like that terry
windians!
White Sox went down so fast and so hard I can't even enjoy this win.
anyone else have a flaky, crusty hole?
>>75434534
Where will your team be?
If MLB won't have you, you would be welcomed with open arms by the Frontier league.
>>75422664
Dbags gonna lose.
mfw still have the best record in the majors
mfw sweeping the Red Sox into fourth place tomorrow
mfw got the magic
>>75435333
My team will be located in the exact geographic center of the contiguous US. So somewhere like Kansas. It will be the only stadium around. I'll build a city around it and call it Newtown.
>>75435432
desu they should stick to this plan of calling up a random AA guy to pitch every game
Working so far
Windians
>>75434257
>Jarrod Saltalamacchia
>
>Saltalamacchia said, “Everyone has got their own opinion. I’ll be honest with you, I probably wouldn’t have went because Obama was in. I didn’t agree with a lot of his political beliefs and the way he ran the country. I honestly probably wouldn’t have went.”
typical
>>75435492
If the Indians win, and there's no fans to see it, do they really?
>Failies
>>75435479
Second fewest runs allowed in the majors. Never thought I would see that with this staff.
Who else /hype/ for Beltway World Series?
It would be nice if our Knucklememe wasn't so shit this season.
It would be nice if our DH could fucking hit this season.
It would be nice for the offense to show up tbqh with you Joe.
Fucking Eternal 4th Placer memelords can't keep getting away with it.
>>75435620
Haeving problem, comrade?
>>75435620
blatant O's false flag is blatant
>>75435620
Wew its only April, as long as you aren't literally doing as bad as the Jays then any team will be fine.
>>75435440
I'll buy season tickets every year until I die if you actually do this, but only if you provide with Clint Hurdle sized portion of bubble gum at every game.
Oreos - Injuns ALCS is going to happen and there's nothing you can do about it
>>75435432
is this what happens to fans who only have the early months of the season to look forward to? weird 2bh.
>>75435620
do you need another ace? we can work something out
>Brandon Phillips is still a dirty player
shocker
>>75435700
>Me
>Ever being an Eternal 4th Placer false flag
Wow you fucking memelord jackass don't you ever fucking talk to me again.
Don't you ever, EVER fucking have me in your thoughts, or ever view one of my fucking posts, you literal fucking memelord.
How fucking dare you associate me with those fucking disgusting mongrels. You've not the right to accuse me of such.
Remove yourself from this thread, and from reality if possible. I don't ever want to hear you refer to me as an Eternal 4th Placer ever fucking again you fucking literal nobody how dare you.
God I do NOT understand why I am EVER associated with such a fucking ABOMINATION of an organization and a SHITHOLE of a city.
Not only does it infuriate me, but it is another spreading of LITERAL fake news.
To even conceive of that makes my blood boil.
Go FUCK yourself.
Go FUCK yourself with the biggest knife you can find.
I don't think you deserve to even breathe.
>>75435530
Our Whosox brahs drew over 32k today soooooo
>>75435717
Except the white sox
>tfw no offense
>>75435700
Cubs fan eh?
>roid cucks are shit once again
>spend the entire game shitposting about the attendance
laughing my ass off if i'm being honest
>>75435856
you?
>>75435856
He's probably the same one who tweeted this
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/855960859889328128
>>75435874
>MMR
>Cubs fan
um
>>75435440
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon,_Kansas
Lebanon Lie-betweens?
Lebanon Latitudes?
Lebanon Locals?
>>75435856
Why would someone calling out an O shitposter about the Red Sox be a Cubs fan?
>reddit tripfag logic
>>75435839
>32k fans went to see their team get shutout again
Is there a line to draw for laughing at them to genuinely feeling sorry for whos fans?
>>75435957
put your trip back on, no one knows or cares who you are. stop pretending you're a thing.
>>75435965
Lebanon Cornhuskers.
>>75435966
>autistic pepe poster red meme
>O shitposter
you are clearly that same poster
>>75435874
MMR is a O's fan who posts American knock off anime characters (which is even worse than real anime) with O's hats.
Phillies win!
>>75435965
(Mountain) Lions would be okay if you want to use local wildlife
>>75436026
Ya you're definitely a Cubs """fan"""
>>75436046
I didn't say I wasn't? Stop deflecting because you got called out for being a retard.
>>75435965
Lebanon James
Lebanon Lebanese
>>75436114
Um, you called the pepe poster an O's false flag which clearly shows how retarded you are.
Then you went and called MMR a Cubs fan.
How fucking new are you, honest?
>>75436046
who the fuck are you even talking to? I didn't post the red sox pepe
being new is good idiot
>Blow gays
Now that the season is over, who will win the World Series?
everyone in this thread is retarded but me
>>75436231
this
Reminder that the yankees will win the division, so none of this matters anyway
>>75436255
heh,,, good thing i'm me.
CAN'T STOP THE
M A G I C
>>75436255
shut up you fucking dork
i'll stomp your dorky fucking face in
>>75436181
>Then you went and called MMR a Cubs fan.
No, he called ME a Cubs fan, which I'm not. Why would I give a shit about someone trolling the Sox if I was a Cubs fan? Nice backpedaling revisionism though.
>>75436255
But I'm you.
MIKAIL FRANCGOD
PHILLIES WIN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75436271
wtf you arent me
>>75436255
Dubliners confirm.
>>75436240
>A's WC
The fuck?
>>75436270
> the yankees will win the division
>>75436282
>replies You? as a retort to imply that MMR was the cubs fan and not him
>I didn't call him it!!!
sure
>>75436311
joyce is overrated famalam
> oh no, i'm a sinner but i'm so afraid of hell
> hey guys, did you hear me? i said i'm afraid of hell
> maybe you didn't pick up on it, so i'll reiterate for the rest of the novel
>>75436316
They have the second best non division winning record.
>>75436316
Let them have it faggot.
>>75436386
nice essay
>>75436366
Except I didn't. I'm
>>75435700
Try and keep up idiot. I know we don't have handles here like on Reddit like you're used to but not everyone in the same thread is the same person.
>>75436386
>Dubliners
>novel
Go read "The Dead" and reflect on your similarities with the main character.
RANGERS JUST DID THE OPPOSITE OF RAGGING
GET FUCKED /MLB/
>>75436275
Your gifs always make me smile, PhilliePhriend
Who else posts from both their phone and PC so as to inflate the total unique poster count ITT and make it look like baseball is a highly popular sport on this board?
>>75436389
>>75436392
I guess I haven't been following the A's that much. Would've expected an Central team for the wild card.
Good on them though.
>>75436514
wtf why would i do that i only do that when i make a thread so it looks like it isnt just me talking to myself
idiot
>>75436519
The Twins are in the middle of a Tlosing stretch so they aren't up for it anymore.
>>75436514
I post with a toaster
Why did the Dbags switch away from purple/teal?
How do we save the Dodgers? Do they need Quintana?
>>75436562
BECAUSE BASEBALL'S POPULARITY IS DYING AND FAGGOTY FANS LIKE YOU ARE DOING NOTHING TO SAVE IT. OR DO YOU PREFER LE EBIN ETERNAL LE ARSENAL THREAD TO STAY ON THE FRONT PAGE 24/7?
WE'RE AT WAR AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT SIDE YOU'RE ON.
How good is Renfroe, really?
>>75436514
I just noticed that.
>372 posts
>96 unique posters
>literally around 4 people in this thread
>>75436639
Great point. I agree.
>>75436639
ok ok ill do it jeez mom when you pester me like this it makes me want to not do it
>>75436514
Not autistic m8 so no
>>75436240
My highly advanced and accurate simulation says the Astros beat the Cubs 4-2 in the series
RANGERS JUST WALK'd OFF
FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>75436663
well there were about 30 posts just now of two shitposters
>>75436750
Who?
>>75436741
i would cum so hard if this ever happened
one classic perennial nl central basement team getting btfo by another? pottery
>>75436685
Sorry I didn't mean to explode like that. It's just I asked a girl to see a game with me last weekend and she said no because baseball is boring.
>don't you like football?
There were postgame fireworks and everything.
>>75436753
>two
hehe kiddo, it was all ME
>"Aside from giving up 6 hits and 5 runs including a grand slam, Casey Lawrence pitched pretty good tonight"
>>75436618
because Purple and teal are horrible colors. The only problem with these are the stupid shoulder and back thing.
>>75436822
wtf dude that sucks you should have punched her in the face to teach her a lesson, fucking dumb bro*d
>>75436901
What the actual fuck are their design team choices?
>>75437010
>Alright boys, we're done here. We have nice uniform changes, and even did something different with the dark grey road-
>NOT SO FAST, WE NEED SHOULDER SHADING, BACK SHADING, AND GLOW IN THE DARK GIMMICKS
>>75436870
is this a real quote
Dads about to walk off. Blink and you'll miss it
>>75436860
hehehehehheeh
>>75436923
Yeah no kidding. Was embarrassing. That's the last time I try getting a date irl. Craigslist only from now on.
>>75436514
not intentionally but i sometimes have posted from my aznphone
>>75437177
no idiot she said that because she didn't like you if she doesn't like you nobody will like you you have to start considering the 'alternative options'.. . you know the ones i mean...
>>75437103
And this comes from someone who actually LIKES the glow in the dark color. Get rid of the shoulder shit, and back shit, and you have top tier unis
>>75436822
> I asked an idiot to see a game with me last weekend and she said no because she's a fucking lameass bitch
you dodged a bullet m8
Name a Cubs player that doesn't deserve a fastball to the neck. Go ahead, I'll wait a few years for them to acquire someone even remotely civilized and likeable
>>75437311
lester
>>75436795
I did it again just to make sure and this time the astros won in 7 games, coming back from a 3-1 deficit and winning gane 7 on an Altuve walkoff HR. This timeline seems a little bit more exciting so I thought I might share
>>75437311
koji uehara?
>>75437263
That blue and that red don't go together.
>>75437230
But /pol/ said transgenders are mentally ill.
>>75436773
the team that this general is the most obsessed with
>>75437367
& that's why they'll like u
>>75437356
stop, i'm trying not to jerk off this weekend
>>75437367
>voluntarily going on /pol/
>>75437361
On the hat it looks bad, but on the Jersey, separated by the black it's fine. Far worse problems are in the other gimmicks.
>>75437111
pretty close. He's still pitching in the 7th but of course
>no offense
even kmo is getting mad at the dugout after singling just after Bats hit into a DP
alright, STL fans, i rarely seek you out but
what's the best joint for ribs in your city
>3.15 runs allowed per game (1st in MLB)
>2.59 runs scored per game (30th in MLB)
ROCKIES
O
C
K
I
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S
I think I just really like the Dark Grey, and how it makes the teal and red stand out really well
>>75437455
driving 4 hours to kansas city
>>75437455
Pappy's.
>>75437717
It's like when Cespedes or Arrenado wear gear with weird high vis accenting and it has no rhyme with the team's color scheme.
boooooo
>>75437801
bies
https://twitter.com/Reds/status/855649410214109184
CUBS """""""""""""""""FANS""""""""""""""""" ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUUUUUUUUUCK OUT
How will they ever recover?
>>75437788
except it kind of works with Arizona. If it was the primary uniforms, I'd be annoyed, but it's an alternate. And for the love of god stop overrating the 90s. Those old uniforms were a disaster
>Pinstripes for the sake of pinstripes
>Sleeveless jerseys
>Atrocious purple and teal color scheme
The best thing they did was make it an alternate design
>>75437668
amazing considering how many guys are hurt.
Senzatela is 3-0.
>>75437898
oops, forgot the pic
>>75437905
Pepper your Angus, MLB, when the team gets fully healthy.
OK let's sort this out once and for all. Which teams are the good guys?
Contribute to pic related as needed.
>>75437898
The sleeveless were the dankest.
>>75437668
>>75437905
kinda sad they didn't show the drunk on the field...
>>75437952
Literally flip the good guys and the bad guys.
>>75437995
>Ryan Braun
>Likable
>>75437954
Sleeveless has never worked.
Another disaster
>>75437952
the red sox were the GOOD GUYS
>bats follows up his doubling up with a gapper in the outfield robbed by Calhoun
JUST
How do I get into watching sports?
Is baseball a good sport to start watching?
Is there a good documentary series or something I can watch to hype me up?
Just beat Yakuza 5 and it had a baseball subplot that was pretty interesting.
>>75437922
Pebbles vs Sneks 4/28....should be fun.
sleeveless worked for the sox, resd, and dbacks tho
>>75437952
>yankee are good guys
wow you invalidated yourself already huh
>>75438132
first youhave to take a 5000 dicks up your ass
>>75438090
Would you really want it any other way?
>>75437922
holy shit that fucking filename...i literally met a dude who looked DEAD ON in boulder...
>>75438132
watch Ken Burns - Baseball
download MLB At-Bat on your phone if you can
go to a game close to you
>>75438150
Brett Gardner is a Great American. Any team with Brett Gardner earns the distinction of Good Guys.
>>75438154
Is this what they mean on stadium website when they say "free hotdog night"?
>>75438135
Pretty hyped for round 1. if It's good, I'm definitely getting tickets for round 2 in May.
Snakes win
GG gents
>>75438176
The set they have now are really nice. Even the dark blue on dark blue. Only complaint is the Fauxbacks
>>75438148
Rockies won the NL in sleeveless.
What went wrong for the Dodgers this year? How long will their rebuilding phase last?
>>75438266
Cheers sneks....
apparently dee gordon just hit a ground ball to the pitcher and a sequence of events occurred that resulted in him scoring
>>75438293
Everything. They will be a dumpster fire for the rest of the season.
>>75438371
hard to picture, can you do a quick illustration
>>75438371
Padre relievers are horrible this year fucking little league home run
>>75438371
>duds
>>75438345
...london?
>>75438413
>Gordon reached on infield single to pitcher, Gordon to second on throwing error by pitcher Torres. Gordon and Bour scored on error by right fielder Renfroe.
Looks like the pitcher threw it into the outfield and then the outfielder JUST
>>75438148
Looked like shit for all three of them. Rockies came closest with black on black, but it would've worked better with sleeves
>>75438433
>>75438465
no i mean pen and paper (digital)
>>75438285
which would have been great had they not looked like pajamas
>>75438461
Denver.
>>75438489
you posted an excellent uniform, though
your post makes no sense
>>75438575
>You posted a terrible uniform though
I knew you'd come around
>>75438345
girl (male)
>>75438610
sorry your taste is so bad. hope your life gets better one day
>>75438645
Hey look, more pleb uniforms.
>salty is the last out
>its another strikeout
10 straight K's then a groundout and popout and another K
Hows Josh Thole doing?
>Jasy
Relocate this shit team to fucking Iowa.
Dee Gordon swinging bunt inside the park home run video.
https://twitter.com/abqcolliers/status/855987599646879745
Imagine literally having 4 wins on April 22.
oh my god why is tazawa so fucking useless
>>75438717
I don't know that feel.
>>75438692
don't worry, friend. you'll get laid one day
>>75438706
PED testers furious
>Justin Smoak is the best offensive player on the Jays
>>75438738
Epic meme, you get it from /r/MLB?
>>75438754
lmao Canadian baseball was a MISTAKE>
>>75438754
not quite but wow. canada was a mistake
>>75438817
>war
>>75437898
90s Dbacks uniforms were great though. Actually, all 3 90s expansion teams that rebranded got substantially worse when they changed their uniforms
>>75438788
you being a virgin sperglord is so commonly known that's become a meme? sorry to hear that, lad
>>75438817
>a player who has played in half of the games the jays have played is leading them in WAR
I'M DEAD
>>75437952
Switch Tigers, A's, Yankees, Brewers, Angels and Braves
>>75438843
lol what describes a player's bat better, chief? ops? ops+? wrc+?
>>75438845
The Marlins, when not going full retard with sleeves were pretty nice. Rockies as well. Dbacks had disgusting 90s trends and colors, and the Rays went full retard before fixing their shit in '08
>>75438891
batting average, stupid
There needs to be a stat for knee angle and batting average.
>>75438848
haha epic, simply epic! I bet you get all the upvotes with your sick KoRn sig!
who /entire lineup is sub replacement level/ here?
>>75438922
are you ok, man? you're exhibiting signs of massive brain damage
>>75438898
yeah remember the marlins won the '97 world series with sleeves so there's that
>>75438875
>>75438937
lmao I thank god that my team is still not this bad.
>>75437915
>>75438090
These are better than the current ones tho
>>75438937
> OBP
> .272
christ on fire
>>75438961
red sox are good guys put them good guys NOW red sox good! now!! do it now fix it!!!! and indians are bad because that's racist!! RACIST IS BAD< so red sox are good you need to fix it now FIX IT NOW
>>75438937
>>75438993
> red sox are good guys
>>75438937
>my team has a 1 in 4 chance of striking out per plate appearance
amazing
>>75438993
>red sox are good guys
>>75439012
yes, good an dfriendly boys
>>75438692
These are great wtf are you on about?
>discount heidi on quick pitch
wtf gay
>>75438972
>Dbacks
If the current uniforms didn't have the atrocious shoulder, calf, and back shit, it wouldn't even be a contest
>Rays
lolno. they're not perfect, but MILES above what they used to wear. that shade of green was disgusting
>Rockies
they're actually really nice when sleeved
>Pittsburgh
much better sleeved
>Reds
MUCH better than the sleeveless
>Marlins
I'll accept it. Sleeveless was better than what they have now.
>Angels
Sleeves are better
>>75439081
Better with sleeves
>>75439021
That's nothing. The 1899 Cleveland Spiders would get BTFO against your team.
>>75438961
But the tigers aren't any of those things really except maybe Ivan Rodriguez being a juicer.
apologize you fat fucking sluts
>>75438937
>go on fangraphs because of this
>the orioles lead the entire league in pitching WAR
>Rockies are second
I love early season
>>75439145
not really
>>75438701
This is the result of breaking up the greatest romance
Get Koji and both will improve
>>75439181
Fuck the oreos.
>>75438937
you forgot to include today
c'mon man, can't have people thinking this team is better than it is
>>75438993
>red sox are good guys
>Indians are racist
>>75437952
>Nats
>lifelong fans
remember Citizen's Bank Park South?
>>75439253
>Paredes
>DeAza
>Lelmon
>Cabrera
>Navarro
I threw up a little bit
>>75436386
>plebian in /mlb/
No surprises here
New is here lads:
>>75439205
>>75439205