>Friday, April 21
Toronto FC v. Chicago Fire, 7:30pm EST
>Saturday, April 22
Philadelphia Union v. Montreal Impact, 1:00pm
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
Houston Dynamo v. San Jose Earthquakes, 4:00pm
Portland Timbers v. Vancouver Whitecaps, 4:00pm
New England Revolution v. DC United, 7:30pm
New York Red Bulls v. Columbus Crew SC, 7:30pm
FC Dallas v. Sporting Kansas City, 8:00pm
Real Salt Lake v. Atlanta United FC, 9:30pm
>Sunday, April 23
NYCFC v. Orlando City SC, 1:30pm
LA Galaxy v. Seattle Sounders FC, 4:00pm
Minnesota United FC v. Colorado Rapids, 6:00pm
>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results
Old:
>>75268520
First for a Miami stadium.
Second for Inferiority of Florida as a race and as a culture.
>perf
He has played in some of the most hostile and toughest environments in europe, and he's all worked up because of a match in Kansas? He is overreacting imo.
>>75401641
Clearly, you have never been to Kansas.
Sixth for an amazing thread OP
>>75401641
Sporting kc park gets lit
A lot of the newer MLS teams have pretty great looking logos.
>>75402192
LAFC's logo is okay, not great. Or maybe it's just that I don't like the name, I don't know
>>75401980
I'm from kansas city. You're telling me our stadium is equal to merseyside derby at Anfield?
>>75402112
That's enough outta you.
>>75402192
It's hit and miss. OP image isn't their official logo, I don't think, just their Twitter avi.
>>75402152
I know it does, but Tim has played in some of the most tense and hostile environments in the world. Is he seriously more butthurt about this match than a Concacaf World Cup Qualifier in Mexico or Costa Rica? or what about when he played for Everton, he was a keeper in front of Liverpool fans in a derby match. There's no way (as much as I love our stadium and team) our small supporters section is equal to that.
>>75402571
No, I'm saying it's worse, and that Kansans are-- and I'm talking about the majority, mind you, this is not a blanket statement-- Kansans are uneducated slovenly hillbilly inbred faggots. You'd be in more danger driving across Kansas than you would across an African country, because in Africa you'd know to avoid the grass huts.
>>75402152
Nah KC is a bunch salty faggots that need to be pilot in their place.
https://www.si.com/planet-futbol/video/2017/04/14/tim-howard-suspended-verbal-altercation-fan
>>75402681
kek
>>75402681
the stadium is located in Johnson County. Johnson County is an uppity rich area where everyone is snobby and pretentious. The majority of people who go to the games are rich college/highschool kids who are paying with daddies money, or dudes who got off work from Mercer/KCPL and just want to rage. The hillbillies wouldn't bother watching footfairy-ball, they are busy waiting for the Chiefs to start playing.
Who are the least vocal supporters in MLS?
Hardmode: [spoiler]excluding chivas[/spoiler]
>>75402776
probably new england or chicago
>>75402152
translate please? i dont speak nigger.
>>75403166
IT'S LIT NIGGA LIT
You guys
what if we put AFC Anchorageā¢ in the CPL
>>75403324
no thanks m8
https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/04/20/kurt-larson-bastian-schweinsteiger-flipping-narrative-chicago
Apologize, Doylefags
>>75402333
First for DA LOONS
so is it anuslanta or atlanus
>>75400529
Swissposter is an Australian expat
Chicago 2-1 fucking leafs
Prepare your anuses
>>75404606
Let's go fire!
>>75405434
when was this a thing
All this refball in favor of canacucks is appalling.
>fire
>>75405844
nah b ur team is SHIT
>>75405938
No it isn't, it's better then half of the league m8
Minnesota was able to come and tie it after going 2-0 down
Chicago can do it
poor little white boy
Yup this is the Fire I know
when the ballboi is tall as your main player
Thanks ref
manlet is PISSED
Haha fuck yo clean sheet nigga
How'd it go?
>>75408438
>it's a chicago fire can't win on the road episode
>>75403660
>Larson
>>75403324
Turkbro(RIP)'s dream wasn't Canada you insensitive leaf
Who are some MLS players it's impossible to hate?
For me, it's David Villa. He seems to genuinely enjoy being here.
alright lads, going to try and throw /ayy/ on my back. obviously going to be a pretty slow community but whatever.
>>75411567
>>75411567
if you could do a cheeky bump for based /mls/ or whatever we love you long time
>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC Up
>tfwnoqt3.14SSS
;_;
>>75411649
big if true
friday night reminder that this happened
>full slate of games Saturday
Will Montreal make.................. an Impact?
>>75412677
we would have crushed you in QF
>>75412756
>we
I'm sorry what part of Africa are you from sweetie?
>>75412756
Nah. We would have bus parked hard and you would have scored 1 goal and called it a day. We also had a shit team in Brazil with no strikers after Alti fucking dore and our best player excluded so any progress we made in that world cup was a positive.
>>75413142
That was a weird World Cup for us.
We should have beaten Belgium and made the final 8.
On the other hand, we were routinely outplayed and outcoached and had no business even making it out of our group.
2017
0
1
7
>>75413210
2018
0
1
8
late night qtball bump you fucks
Today plz watch our league:
Sporting Aryan of Portugal vs niggers and benficucks
A bit scared lads, gonna watch it live and a fan of ours was killed last night.
Even though I'm not a nigger I honestly feel like killing someone if I get provoked.
Game starts at 20:30CET
I'll be fine.
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
>>75418779
>Aryan
>>75419399
>/ayy/ leaves
>/port/ begins
>>75419679
>ZERO (0) Canadians
>>75419399
It's literally in the OP, like you fucking asked, you fucking dipshit.
>>75419922
Read that again
>>75414545
MY (woke) NEGGA
>>75414545
Who in that league wouldn't be a 6 if they didn't play soccer?
>>75420120
Christen Press 2bh
>>75419858
>/pleasewatchourleague/ general
>>75419679
>country field
>quebec
Triggered
It's almost like Alberg is a quality player in this league
>this murderball game
Bump for Rusnak. Get fucken Atlanta.
D O O P
>>75413192
>We should have beaten Belgium
In terms of chances created, no. We played horribly against the two big teams we faced and got off easy against a Ghana falling apart and a bad Portugal.
>the city of Montreal
>>75422056
I'm confident Union will blow this.
t. Union fan
Tell me why Alberg has been riding the bench all season again?
>>75418779
Gib DPs
>>75422329
He got fat
>>75421845
>In terms of chances created, no
That's what I mean.
In terms of chances, we should have drawn Ghana and Portugal and gotten stomped by Germany and Belgium. We were pretty bad overall.
But if Wondo does his fucking job we somehow win that game.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
dat header tho
>Just dooped it
>that Quebec supporter.
Relegation when? I'm sick of seeing these pathetic East teams
J U S T
>doopers
LOL
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
UNION DELUSION!!
https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/855858465218199552
>tfw /MLS/ is obsessed with us
>>75423828
when does atlanta play? only team worth watching
Even with Goaland Goalberg back at it, the Union are still trash.
*sigh*
>>75424191
Is Blanco hurt?
>>75424191
>>75424212
Gaddis and Fabi are both shit.
>that Houston stadium.
Are people still down on the dynamo from last season?
>>75424834
>>75424212
At this point I just don't think Jim can motivate the players, this is a slightly upgraded roster from last year but they've done worse than any point last season... sure we don't have the best players but you don't need that to win in this league... they're clearly doing something wrong and need to keep changing until it stops
Are yall watching houston or portland?
>no era
>>75425201
Hou/sj
But I'm about to step out.
>>75420120
more than you think, please watch /our/ grills' league
>>75425495
No, stop shilling your womyn league
>>75418779
is that why you support the flyover wizards?
>>75425495
Fuck no dyke
Damn
Maybe this is the season nagbe starts scoring.
>>75425495
No
No there isn't
>>75425533
>>75425576
>>75425774
alright, you fucks, don't watch then
with how everything is going, can't shake the feeling that we'll give doop their first win
>>75424834
Fabi and Ilsinho need to be on the bench. I wish Wijnaldum was startable. Gaddis was in as a more defensive and faster option over Keegan, to deal with Oduro and Piatti.
Pontius looked better and more involved on the right side. I think there's something to be said of him as a target for Haris's left-footed crosses.
I like Alberg on the field, because I think he pushes up and makes them play something closer to a 4-4-2, despite Curtin's stubborn and rigid philosophy.
>>75426307
Have faith my nigga.
imagine thread only for europeans to discuss baseball and their baseball leagues there
that is what it looks like here :^)
>nobody posting any videos
>>75427817
What's wrong with that?
>>75427817
Japanese do it all the time. :^)
>>75427867
Fuck your team you cuck.
>>75428138
timbers arent my team, jackass
>>75427817
everyone is welcome here though my slav friend, we are an all-encompassing general, foreigners have provided some of our greatest OC.
or is your post post-ironic meta?
>>75428153
Fuck you for posting that cuck shit.
>>75427817
Yeah if only MLS could compete with the Czech Superturnipliga
>>75428296
its ironic how MLS is better than many of these middling/ lower-middle euro leagues but people will keep implying that MLS is one of the worst leagues in the world, but I guess its easy to make blanket statements when you're already biased and don't take the time to understand the league
>>75428296
>>75428379
Isn't it like only aspect your league is better in is the amount of money you are able to poor into it? All the background and football culture just won't appear out of nothing, sandnigger oil barons already realized that.
>>75428968
>>75429206
>shown on a football field
lol
>>75429301
>>75429372
Kek, this is exactly what I am talking about
>>75429301
Steffen's head looks tiny in that picture
>>75429430
>back to the 4-2-2-2
Are they doomed?
>>75429471
The Revs probably won't be able to build a stadium any closer than Gillette Stadium though
>>75429011
Who gives a shit
>>75425540
Yeah.
Sick of the PT League tbqh.
Refball again, bad game.
Just tired of this.
>>75427867
>>75430138
better shut down sallad cf
>>75430138
Btw, anyone who was surprised when they dropped spaghetti all over the field in the last 30 mins has never watched a Union game before.
No matter how many early goals >we score, I will never feel comfortable with a Union lead.
>>75430138
>>75430188
I can't wait to see Benny and Javi throw hands
>>75430284
The weebs scared away the normies
>>75430284
God damn it Kraft you fucking retard
How do you waste such a dense population of immigrants and young hipsters
>watch first MLS game
>Columbus player goes down less than a minute in and flails around like a bitch
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>75430451
the first MLS game you ever watched was an early season Columbus Crew match.
Literally why?
>>75430757
>>75430796
>those hot dudes
babby
Ok, but how do you actually pronounce Muyl's name? Each of the commentators consistently say it a different way.
Any link to the SKC game stream?
>>75430852
1. stop being cheap, and buy live
or
2. check rebbit soccer streams
or
3. use google
>>75430852
go to sleep
don't you have church or something tomorrow
>watching ROOT
did anyone else just see that?
>sitting on the remote
>craps
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
thought they lost is there
Did the Red Bull player just give his water bottle to the ref?
That looks like some favoritism shit to me
i was about to say "tyler adams is terrible" then i looked him up and hes only 18. now i feel bad for the kid.
Literally and unironically watching MLS right now, NY Red Bulls vs Columbus.
Who should I support?
t. Australian expat
>>75431913
Also I support based, muscular and ELITE Sydney FC.
>>75431928
Portland
>>75431928
don't think any team will be able to sweep like the supporter's dropbear, like sydney fc did
>>75432039
>>75429011
no, the league is good because teams have the ability to compete year to year and the attendances almost regularly rise year over year along with the spending, couple that with the fact that there are at least 6 viable cities in the USA willing to pay 150+ million to own the rights to build a franchise is a good thing
anyone that is redpilled on american soccer knows that MLS isn't going to be world class any time soon, but it will be world class before we grow old.
>>75429011
please enlighten me on all this money "pouring" into mls.
>that whiff on an open net
Only in mlels
>>75433123
tbf they kind of are doing that but not purely player salary
MLS is secretly yet heavily investing in its minor league and youth structure which will pay dividends in the future
MLS spends plenty of money but its divided across the entire organization theyre not blowing these 100 million expansion fees instantly theyre investing it slowly in the base of the league not the "visual product" end of it
sure I wish MLS could open the reigns and spend its way to near instant top quality but I've been watching long enough to realize that theyre doing the smart thing and growing it over time
t.
Doyle
>tfw can't find a single working stream for atlanta united
what the FUCK
>>75433320
Thanks, Doyle
Next up, we'll here a word from Anon and his well worded rejoinder, and then a word from Anon's Mother, and her monthly schedule
Anon..
>>75433320
my point was, compared to europeans the money mls is operating with currently is chump change.
>>75433320
Ah yes invest in academy to only get poached by euro teams: the plan
>>75433426
it an amateur league compare to Yurop
write this down and keep with you always, dumbass
the MLS a century away from competitive play
>>75433394
Buy cable you damn hippy
>>75433506
not gonna get jewed out of $60/mo for an occasional soccer game and 1000 garbage brainwashing channels
>>75433465
remember this whole thread of discussion stemmed from someone saying theres a ton of money pouring into mls, that's all. all i said was that's not true. that's all.
all that other stuff you're talking about like what's smart or what the league will look like decades from now is irrelevant.
>>75433543
1. Don't watch the shit channels
2. That's it, stupid
>>75433452
thats happened less than you can count on one hand in the past 5 years
the majority of the homegrown players are going on to play for MLS teams or their minor league teams which only improves the sustainability of the league
yeah, when we're producing top-10 league quality players we'll have to worry about that but im sure when they day comes there will be more mechanisms in place to retain promising youth players
even in the last year MLS has let teams spend 300k + a year alone on non-league covered homegrown salaries that number will only grow, the options are get paid a steady salary to get a chance to make your mark or get paid similar to slog it on a euro teams training field hoping you get an appearance, the wide majority of youth players (at least the smart ones) will realize its better to play consistently and competitively until they reach the point they can adapt to foreign high level environments
>>75433569
cite source or get the fuck out, I only do my own research
>>75433573
But then I'd be paying hand over fist for just an occasional game
>>75433637
Then go to the games
Go to a sports bar when they're away
>>75433543
bruh, just pay 80 dollars for MLS live and you get all games and replays aside from live national broadcasts and I think playoffs
>>75433569
>all that other stuff you're talking about like what's smart or what the league will look like decades from now is irrelevant.
Also
>THE FUTURE is irrelevant
I'd like to know what you think is a solid emergency
>r/c: For Sale weed
>>75433664
he should put his head is a sack either way, I say
>>75433664
Fuck that shit, not leaving my comfy chair
>>75433667
>80 dollars
fucking KIKES
>>75433752
feel free to end your life anytime, buddy
Portland is winning(about to W, prolly), in case anyone is to poor(or stupid) to watch
>>75433695
the future is important but it's a separate discussion.
someone said there's a lot of money in mls. not true. so, they had to be corrected. that's all.
>>75433844
>sources not cited
So you're telling me you're full of shit?
That's cool.. you can leave now
>>75433905
how much money is "pouring" into mls, professor?
>>75433952
>Ahh, he's retarded!!
scroll up and read
or don't
>see how fast I care
>>75434041
mls revenue is between the championship and j-league.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_leagues_by_revenue
class dismissed.
Portland is taking the West this year
Hope I didn't spoil it for you
Mls refs have no idea how to use yellow and red cards
Another dallas win :)
if only they could beat a mexican side. :(
>>75434518
Geiger is a legendary MLS-tier ref
>real shit fake
SALAZARED
why is usl so comfy bros?
Rimando has always been shit
The mormon's best player is a manlet goalkeeper
what did RSL mean by this?
fake salt lake shook
>tfw not even one Mormon wife
Jdimsa
>>75434105
So already above Asia's top league and below Europe's #6? Good shit, wait a century my ass.
>>75436420
Do they force you to convert if you want a mormon waifu?
>>75430895
I don't think MLS Live works outside of the US and Canada m8
atlanta will forsure make it to the play offs
>>75438457
Why the hell would anyone enter a relationship with someone from another religion?
>>75438648
As long as Man City C doesn't
>>75438704
they will
How come soccer is mexicos number one sport yet our leagues are comparable? I think the MLS and USMNT will surpass Mexican soccer in the next decade.
Why has Antifa invaded my club?
I thought these people would realize that our league is not the same as leagues in the rest of Europe who do have influence?
>>75439050
""no"" sorry sweetie, still gotta get rid of salary caps, or at least up it significantly, and better the academies throughout the league. the league has made strides, but not really that close yet. And who is to say they will stay at this level and not grow too?
>>75439061
it's all neutered and family friendly bullshit here, them being in the stands doesn't mean they've invaded. they will also stop attending when they stop being paid protestors after all right?
>>75439348
This guy kept flying this flag next to me the whole night tonight and kept on screaming bash the fash unironically. He had a whole group of them.
>>75439348
Even with salary caps we will still beat the quality of liga mx. We will have a better league with more quality depth than any country in North America soon
>>75439348
I'm not trying to bring /pol/ here, but it ruins the whole night.
I don't go to an MLS match to see pol shit. I go to escape politics.
This isn't Europe where football influences politics.
In twenty years the MLS will match the quality of the Spanish league
>>75433227
not really
>>75438630
That's fine, I gave two backup options
DID IT GO WELL TODAY
>>75441918
I miss the old mls logo.
It's so 90s but the new one is so fucking bland it hurts.
>>75441918
farm team tied, but the kids are alright.
>start season 3-0
>lose all three of the next games, one to a team that was 0-5
Ah yes
>>75442079
aren't they all bland? just keeping up with the other leagues, i think.
>sunday
>orlando
Ugh.
>>75443260
The NHL's to me is minimalism done right, but yeah, the rest of them are bland.
MLS is the blandest, though. It drives me inside that there's just half the logo that's absolutely nothing but white space.
bumpu you nigs, stop scoring so much on fantasy
>>75440605
>the MLS
>>75426353
I'm sober now so I can respond to this.
Wijnaldum needs to be kicked in the ass so he can start, also Ilsinho looked alright this game
>>75441918
Remember last season when we'd max out a thread every weekend?
What happened to that?
>>75429011
Do some research and come back before you continue running your mouth
>Orlando
IS THY BODY PREPARED, ANON?
Find a flaw.
Protip: You can't.
>national game on a baseball field
who let this happened
>>75453492
NYCFC
>>75453585
If New York can accept the Mets, they can accept NYCFC
>>75453621
At least the Mets are playing baseball in their baseball stadium
>>75453898
It's a national landmark, desu
>>75450310
We maxed out during the week
Also these threads get slower the closer to summer we get
>>75453533
FUCK
I didn't realize this game was so early
>tfw can't tell who's who unless I stand a foot from my TV
Is it asking too much to make green jerseys that are maybe green?
>>75400893
These jerseys suck
>Man City C losing
Alright guys
We're going to deny them playoffs
>>75454658
YOU ARE
>tfw New York Chlorofluorocarbons
>>75456692
squeaky bum time in full effect
Surprised no one has made a "jerseys as plastic as their fans" joke yet
>>75456692
What happened to Kempin?
LAFC is going to kill the Galaxy
RIP
which players are gay so i can support them please?
:)
>You see the Seattle Sounders fans bouncing in a wedge formation
fucking lmao LA are getting destroyed
>>75462359
Ayy lmao
apology for poor english
when were you when La Galaxy dies?
i was sat at home eating semen when memeis ring
'La Galaxy is killā
ānoā
>Where were you when Glalelxy were exposed?
>>75462450
>apology for poor english
>USA
God damnit
>>75462609
that's a stale copy pasta my Ćsterreichischer friend
rip in piss lags
Lol Arena eating some chips
>>75462359
>>75462481
I've been saying for a couple years now the Galaxy golden generation is over, they're going to be a middling team and LAFC are going to steal the spotlight from the next season
>>75457853
that happened on twitter literally immediately
The absolute STATE of LA
>>75463327
>Galaxy being this anally devastated
>>75463327
>b-but m-muh trophies from the Dononvan + Beckham era!
LA are gonna be the new DC United
>>75463455
Galaxy social media intern is on fire today
who /LAFC/ here?
>>75463667
I hope you go through an MK Dons-phase
>>75464060
>>75464211
damn so they literally are jettisoning demidov after 7 games lol
>>75464211
still find it funny that Adrian Heath manages this team
>>75464061
MK Dons > Wimbledon
>>75464330
They literally got the first guy they could find
>>75464061
What?
>trippy gio
>>75464498
don't care for either
one is a soulless corporate entity
the other is a total meme
>>75464592
think about it, if LAFC overtakes LAG, you're gonna have an atmosphere whereby the "historic" (it's hard to use the term historic around MLS) team still exists, but a lot of fans flock to LAFC, you could end up with a similar situation
holy shit there were some certified qts in that seattle crowd
COME ON SEATTLE
Which is worse
Getting BTFO by the sounders, or letting Morris score on you
>2017
>not fighting and winning
ripip galelxy, fire lolnalfo now, or drag this out longer?
da Loons!
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota United
>letting a shitty meme like jordan memeis score
ONALFO OUT. This fucking useless faggot has brand new DPs and he cant coach them at all. Who the fuck decided this hack should manage our club? We are the galaxy and we cant stand for mediocrity like this.
Galaxybros, we all know cunt analfo needs to go but who should we get to replace him? I say we find an international manager like atlanta did.
>>75465860
Hire Ruud Gullit again, maybe it'll work out this time
>>75465960
Why did he leave in the first place? I thought he was okay when he managed us a decade ago
>>75466060
"no"
He's widely cited as evidence that foreign managers can't into MLS
>>75466060
he was awful
>>75466131
>>75466146
Oh. I vaguely remember him being called a good manager but then again I was a kid.
Still, Onalfo needs to fucking go.
>raspid
>>75465860
WENGER
>>75466741
Gullit was there for like 5months and I think they was in last place when he got canned
Wasn't he also hired despite Lalas's pleas?
They got fired at the same time
Makes you kinda feel bad for him
Galaxy need to fix their shit or I'll be a LAFC fan sooner than expected.
How do we fix this shit lags?
>>75467659
Stop playing a 4-4-2 with Jermaine Jones
Jesus
How come Mastroeni was the only one to see this?
LOONS
O
O
N
S
>>75467982
CLEAN SHEET YOU FUGS
>>75467659
Fire Onalfo and look elsewhere for a new manager. Trade Jones. Get Ibrahimovic and help him with his rehab. Sell Dos Shitos and find a new 10.
>>75467659
Relocate them to San Diego
>>75468187
What a time to be alive!
>Not scoring on Minnesota
What the fuck Colorado?
>>75468562
based loons
yfw the loons has more points then the >UNION
>another team bites the dust to Minneshit
>NASL players can't win you poi
>>75469529
They also have more points than LA, Colorado, Montreal, and Vancouver
what's your fucking point?
>>75470889
fuck, it hurts to be in that group. end of an era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twXXZAnAx88
comfy late night USL
>>75472836
it's 8 pm lad
>>75472892
on your side of the country
birb
>>75472836
>4 goals at 46'
rip ip kansas' farm team
R E D
>>75473525
>mad decent
what did they mean by this?
Phoenix almost choked that one away
>>75474778
fuck off, lisa
>>75474778
I wish we had Larin on the team over an overrated shitter like Memeis.
>>75473731
>Phoenix in a soccer thread
get out
>>75475413
USL bb, what's your damage?
>>75475422
>minor league
SMOKE
WEED EVERY DAY
>>75475440
Who are you quoting?
>>75475834
>doesn't know the difference between > and "
>>75476154
Fuck off, USL is welcome here
>>75475440
USL is comfy as fuck, brah
much better than being a fan of an energy drink or Man City's reserve team
L O O N S W I N
>>75477268
fuck off, Lisa
Yallop out as Phoenix coach. Maybe to lags? Someone give me a quick rundown on this guy.
>>75477268
>root for an energy drink
>rooting for a state that's been completely taken over by corporate interests
Tomato, Tomato, honestly.
/goodguys/ win again la
>>75477023
Where do we draw the line, anon?
Holy shit guys
>>75480582
He isn't going to the Galaxy
>>75483193
>tfw he was immediately asked for his papers
>>75474778
What's that?
Cyle Larin is a Big Guy?
>>75482741
western new york was relocated, anon
get with the times.
>>75480582
Already? Christ. They're really trying too hard.
>>75480582
You want to replace a MLS 1.0 coach with another MLS 1.0 coach?
Just how bad has Joao Pedro been?
Someone give me a quick run down.
>>75485002
It's hard to tell given how his midfield partner Jermaine Jones plays
Kante would be exposed if he had to play with Jermaine Jones
>>75485002
Looks very lost at times. Him and Jermaine Jones have led the Galaxy midfield to last place in the conference
>>75485044
>>75485061
Praise kek.
>>75485108
t-take him back now you grifters
>>75485124
Who are you gonna replace him with?
As long as you have Jermaine Jones in a flat 4-4-2 you're gonna struggle
>>75484110
The announcement said he wanted to spend more time with his family. Might be a cover tho.
>>75485157
>French connection.
Trade does nada for gignac.
>>75485760
What?
>>75485108
I won't watch your league if you keep sending MLS players like this.
>>75485157
there is some depth there with academy guys, but this fo sunk too much money on this portuguese kid that they don't want to admit it's not working and bench him. same thing going on with some other players too, lets see how this shakes out
>>75485760
don't think we can compete with big money lelgamx yet 2btach (2 be truly and completely honest)
>>75483967
Did they think that moving that team would help their MLS expansion chances?
The MLS is well on its way to being the highest quality and deepest league in the world. Other fans wish they had MLS parity instead of seeing FC SuperDynamo (capital city) dominate their leagues year in and year out.
Future lookin' pretty bright fellas
>>75487924
>Dear Mr. Doyle, 5 Garberbucks have been depositied in your account. Please sign in to your account to verify.
Why don't other countries share leagues like America/Canada? Do other people's not know how to share and be friendly with each other like Americans and Canadians?
Clearly we have the right idea here and other people aren't capable of being at our level.
>>75488003
England\wales
>>75487945
I have a point that cannot be refuted. Much to the chagrin of Euros and salary cap abolitionist. The Chinese red star league or whatever it's called will burn like a stove top fire and dissipate just as fast due to their crazy and reckless spending and structure.
Don't doubt the MLS folks.
>>75488036
Wales is not a real country.
>>75488093
Neither is Canada
>>75488003
Australia/New Zealand
France/Monaco
>>75488151
Canada is a VERY real country.
>>75488157
Those people have the right idea.
>>75487924
>The MLS
>>75487924
Yuros weirdly like that though, so they can cry >muh champions league even though their team finishes 14th every year.
It's baffling.
>>75487924
Your shilling is quite frankly cringey to read D*yle. Take this shit to reddit not here.
>>75488653
How are facts shilling?
>>75488653
You might be in the wrong thread, Customer McPlastic
>>75487924
>The MLS
This is clearly a yuroboo false flag aimed at painting us Doyleposters in a bad light
>>75489481
dis
Early congrats to doop.
>>75489602
On what, winning the wooden spoon?
I legit don't think I can take my clubs "supporters " any more. Like It makes me want to eat a bullet. why do these people have to ruin supporting your team?
>that face when you win the inaugural wooden spoon
>>75490151
>The Chicago Fire Soccer Club were the āwinnerā of the inaugural 2015 wooden spoon and their supporters had the responsibility of creating the first spoon.
>>75490139
They're sucking any and all fun
>>75490139
gather up >your """friends""' and get both your groups banned, thanks in advance.
>tfw no local NWSL team
>tfw no qtpi star forward gf
>>75490494
same
>>75485956
How's Montero doing. He's actually pretty good IMO.
>>75490151
we all make that face, anon. truly a wooden spoon is what we all live for.
USL is pretty based
>>75492608
What about npsl
>>75492641
Also based.
Two teams are near me, I should go check out a game sometime
>>75492662
Report back.
>next match Friday
>Toronto v Dynamo
Be still my heart.
>>75492742
Its either West Chester United or Junior Lone Star. Thinking JLS because it seems like it would be easier to get shitfaced.
>>75492802
>there's a team named Junior Lone Star
Are you sure this isn't an Under-12 league?
>>75492641
unless you can go see one of the best NPSL teams like Detroit City or AFC Cleveland, it's gonna be pretty shit soccer
you should still go anyways
Support Your Local Team
>>75492868
Its a bunch of Liberian expats.
>>75492914
>lone star
>liberia
well, at least they know miles and inches and feet
MLS > USL > NASL > NWSL > NPSL
#HotTake
>>75493338
Probably, although women's soccer is fucking unwatchable
>>75493488
only because you hate women
>>75493542
Because its fucking terrible and I'm not enough of a creep to watch dykedive because its girls playing it.
>>75490927
Montero is pretty good but I doubt he'll go back to Sounders-era Montero good
>>75492802
I work with a guy whos trying out for West Chester United I think
>>75490139
You're mad because you like facism, racism, and homophobia? Ok....
>>75493978
>hating ethnostates
Gas yourself
>>75488003
FIFA punishes countries/clubs that merge leagues. They lose their vote and FIFA money, which means a lot to islands and San Marino.
Lichtenstein gets zero UEFA CL berths, Wellington Pheonix cannot participate in the AFC CL, Canada is stuck with 1 CONCACAF CL berth for the next decade, Monaco is not a member of FIFA.
>>75492802
>West Chester United
Dub C represent
>>75494288
That's pretty unfair. How do they expect small countries to have a chance?
>>75493488
womens soccer is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen on a sporting field
>>75494519
West Chester fucking sucks. I was just saying it was close by.
>>75494915
I don t have time for this shit
>>75495007
why not?
>>75494915
Watch it now and then for waifus and hilarious shit like that. Don't like to get bullied for watching it tho.
Can you womyn sawker shills make your own general already?
>I dont want to watch cute girls make fools of themselves on a soccer field
>>75495016
Because its lame, and I don't obsess over soccer enough to watch women play.
>>75495027
This, no one cares about this reddit shit
>>75495044
Literally only redditors watch wymyn sawker.
>>75495027
WE DESERVE TO BE IN THE SAME THREAD AND RECEIVE THE SAME UPVOTES
>tfw now a neo-nazi mls team
>>75495027
>not reading the links in OP
>>75495045
Takes a special kind of autism to start watching lower league play all around the world and even women sawker. Yes.
>>75495027
Reminds me of the us soccer fb page
>Let's talk about Christian Pulisic and *insert some literally who dyke who we are shoehorning in for muh diversity*
>>75495044
That shit is pathetic
>>75495079
>fb
keke, who gives a fuck
>>75495074
Just because one of you autistic thirsty fucks like to put links to the women's league doesnt mean the rest of us care or want this shit here.
if you don't respect and think women soccer players are world class athletes you are a racist and a sexist homophobe
fact
>>75495119
Prove it faggot
>>75495119
>racist
>sexist
Yeah, and?
>>75495099
Nice dubs, but we run this thread kid
>/mls/ suddenly hates /our gals/
what went wrong?
>>75495119
http://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
>>75495133
No one ever really cared except for transplant redditors
>>75495162
Wrong, sorry sweetie
>>75495133
>What went wrong
The two of you autists who watch wymens sawker and spam here thought you were welcomed. We just like to ignore shitposts and stuff that doesnt interest us - doyleposting, yuroboo shitposting etc
>>75495180
>we
>>75489984
Sure that but feeling things will get from bad to worse with them beating lagfags at home.
>>75495007
>West Chester fucking sucks
This is the plebiest pleb thing I have ever read. I actually feel bad for you
>>75495283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV91jKN0C-Q
>>75495283
>I enjoy shitty basic white bars
Okay faggot.
>>75495307
>Ham Margera
as if anyone actually cares
>>75495317
lol you must be poor. Should probably hurry up and neck yourself
>>75495349
I just realized WC is fucking lame and I would rather go to Philly.
>>75495339
Im saying they dont and west chester is awful
>>75495379
Lisa knows what up.
Enjoy your boring suburban shithole
>>75495283
sounds depressing as fuck. I rather stay home and drink.
>>75495466
Don't even start now, can't take it today.
I think MLS athletes should wear short shorts to showcase our athletes superior body structure and muscles.
>>75495466
Please take your autism pills Fernando
>perf
>>75495466
Would you visit to see a game?
>>75495558
put your trips back on sosa.
>>75495603
Who's Sosa?
>>75495603
KeK
Do people actually watch women's """"""""""sports"""""""?
http://www.usld3.com.prod.sportngin.com/expansion?_ga=1.73561554.1999823933.1493149353
Look standards for the new D3 league
>Markets with a population between 150,000 to one million and a strong corporate and fan base for support
Not exactly sure if they're asking TV markets or metro area but my city would fulfill that first one
>Seating Capacity: 3,500
Furman's soccer stadium has 3,000
I'm sure we can scrounge enough for another 500 seats
>Primary owner with a net worth in excess of $10 million and 35% or greater share of the potential franchise
Fuck
>>75497297
B A H A M A S
A
H
A
M
A
S
>there are mls shills who unironically rate a championship tier player in Yedlin over a Bundesgod upper table club player in Chandler
Top fucking KEK
https://mobile.twitter.com/ussoccer/status/856959624561520640?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
How long until MLS squads can make a deal run in Champions League tourneys?
>>75498497
Maybe in the next CCL since they're restructuring it to fit >our schedule better
>>75497969
Chandler turns to shit once he puts a USA shirt on. Fuck right off.
>>75497969
I think Chandler is a much better club player than Yedlin but he's just fucking horrible for usa. You can tell he doesnt give a shit about the shirt unless it's a big game.
Mr.Doyle is a great mind. He is good for MLS
I want to suck Matt Doyle's giant penis!
Anyone who doesn't fully support Doyle clearly is an enemy of our beloved MLS and probably a communist.
>>75498497
As soon as the salary cap is removed you'll see the real power of US money. LAG LAFC SEA NYC ATL and maybe ORL will constantly be winning everything.
>>75499068
I would rather my league not turn into a three horse race please and thanks in advance
>>75495603
arent they short enough already?
michael bradley makes more than all of RBNY
also NYC fans are bashing RBNY bc the owner of red bull is opening up a breitbart right wing website, and that is apparently similar to the sheik's literal genocide???
>>75499110
No one cares. I dont want my club hampered by flyover shithole clubs.
>>75499148
You gon' git parity and you gon' like it
>>75499132
Not nearly short enough
http://www.mlsplayers.org/images/April%2015%2c%202017%20Salary%20Information%20-%20Alphabetical.pdf
Let's play "How many of your team's chump squad do you make more than". I'll start: 7.
>>75499623
>sorted alphabetically
How the fuck you expect me to do this?
>>75499623
13 if you just from salaried income
>>75499655
http://www.mlsplayers.org/images/April%2015,%202017%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf
>>75499623
Seattle
Engineer
11
>>75499623
A lot of these salaries are higher than I expected.
The only people earning less than 100k are rookies and perpetual benchwarmers
>>75499623
>MNUFC Demidov Vadim D $550,008.0
>>75495466
I missed you Fer,
>>75500218
I hear they're trying to sell him back to Norway already
The MLS
>Friday, April 28th
Toronto v. Houston Dynamo, 7:30pm ET
>Saturday, April 29th
Montreal Impact v. Vancouver Whitecaps, 3:00pm
Orlando City SC v. Colorado Rapids, 3:55pm
Columbus Crew SC v. New York City FC, 7:30pm
New York Red Bulls v. Chicago Fire, 7:30pm
FC Dallas v. Portland Timbers, 8:00pm
Minnesota United FC v. San Jose Earthquakes, 8:00pm
Sporting Kansas City v. Real Salt Lake, 8:30pm
Seattle Sounders FC v. New England Revolution, 10:00pm
LA Galaxy v. Philadelphia Union, 10:30pm
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
>Sunday, April 30
Atlanta United FC v. DC United, 3:00pm
>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results
Old:
>>75400893
for the next fucker making the thread, since i might miss it.
>>75500864
There's plenty of time, settle down.
>>75501068
one post closer
GUYS WAIT
DID MINISODA ACTUALLY BEAT COLORADO?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>75501553
based l o o n s
>>75501553
Crapids suck without Howard
>>75501925
Love hearing Dark Clouds chanting
"You'll never be Tim Howard" at Macmath
>>75494288
Also: welsh league was created only in 1982, but clubs from biggest cities have prefered to remain on english leagues pyramid system
>>75499623
Does Los Angeles FC have the most overpaid squad right now? Literally hundreds of thousands dollars and no points.
>>75499670
>3.75 million
>Another two seasons with Does Nada.
Is San Jose, Atlanta, and Columbus good soccer markets? What is the academy talent like in those places?
>>75502412
fugg, the does nada whisperer had to leave this season huh. if they dude starts scoring like he should be able to do, it'd be alright, but the team just looks lost as a group.
not fun when the former chivas are here soon
>>75502517
gentrification fc is already talking shit. They had to escort some asshole wearing an lafc hat out to his car last game.
>>75502563
keke, was that in the seattlel game or the farm team game that was against usl affiliate?
if he paid to go to the seattlel game then i dunno what to say 2bqh
>>75502251
>overpaid squad
I was not aware they have players.
>>75501553
WEED LMAO
>>75497297
>>75497845
a) If the Bahamas can support USL, Anchorage can support USL
b) If Puerto Rico cannot support NASL, Anchorage cannot support NASL
We have our answer.
>Red Bolze
>>75502174
>brazil
don't you have a league of your own? put them in those abandoned stadiums left over from the World Cup
>>75502598
Nah sundays game. Everyone's fed up with the FO. Gonna be an interesting few games coming our way.
>>75502799
a) Neither area has proven they can support a pro soccer team (and canning the Bahamas NT a pro team is a bit of a stretch)
b) Puerto Rico can support NASL, unless I'm missing something here
NEW in like two
>>75502985
>>75502985
>>75502985
>>75502981
The Bahamas does seem ridiculous, but the fact that we're even talking about it means we should be TALKING ABOUT ANCHORAGE
>>75502981
didn't the NASL team in PR team fold?
>>75503010
>3 posts early
>500
WE DID IT, LADS
>>75502985
>>75502985
>>75502985
>>75502985
>>75503111
>trips chekt
>>75503036
>Soon
>>75503069
NASL team is still going.
USL, on the other hand, had like 4 Puerto Rico teams in its inaugural season, none of which finished the season due to financial issues
>>75499623
0
>tfw I won't be a full teacher for at least until the '18-'19 school year