/hoc/ Fuck You Early Faggot Edition

>>75401123
on time good, another faggy dog picture bad. mixed feelings desu

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>21 posts
>7 IDs

Ummm yes sweetie Early fags should die

>>75401136
what do you have against doggos?

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>>75401123

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>>75401136
What's wrong with the OP?

>>75401152
just got tired of the dog OPs a long time ago. uncreative, and >we have enough funny hockey shit around here that we can do be.

Penguin are repeating and there's nothing you can do about it

>>75401188
do better. fuck me its early

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>>75401188

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>>75401208
even that is better desu

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>>75401229

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>Not water oinkers edition

>>75401148
That's about right
/hoc/ literally only has like 50 unique posters

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>>75401277
pingu>water oink

>>75401295
>proxy fag

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>>75401296

>>75401295
>lying on the internet

>>75401123
Cold ice doggy :0)

>>75401152
>what does a chinese have against dogs

Are you serious mate?

>>75401340
t. /hoc/ newfag

Same people come here every season which is how I know that you're fresh off the reddit train
>sweetie

>>75401361
the last thread had 125 posters kiddo

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12796009

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>if the craps had done their job and swept there would only be one game tonight
thank you laffs

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The Jets will literally be contenders next season once they sign Halak or Darling.
Cap this.

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>>75401373
125 umm sweetieposters got earlyfagged.
>kiddo

>>75401123
Leafs win by how many tonight lads?

>>75401400
They'd need to get rid of some of their veterans as well as their coach though.

ummm cutie

>>75401400
>halak or darling

What? Bishop is the prime agent

>>75401415
1 in OT

Fucking terrible.

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gwanas>oinkers=doggos>>>>>>>sneks

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Laine confirmed for Calder win - eat shit Trana

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>>75401447
Bishops going to Vegas, cap this.
Tampa fans came to terms with this months ago. There's no way the kongs are going to sacrifice Quick for the sake of holding onto an easily injured fading star.
Forgive me Bishop senpai. Always best boy.

>>75401466
I disagree with this in its entirety.

>>75401472
They might do Fleury. Like 5% chance

>>75401498
You really think so?
Is he FA during the expansion draft?

>>75401503
"The 2017 NHL Expansion Draft is an expansion draft that will be conducted by the National Hockey League on June 18–20, 2017 to fill the roster of the upcoming Vegas Golden Knights. The team's selections will be announced on June 21 during the NHL Awards ceremony at T-Mobile Arena."

>June 21st
guess I'll have to wait and see.

>>75401503
Idk, was just always discussed early was Fleury vs Bishop vs Luongo.
Everyone settled on Bishop though

>>75401503
fuck off sunbelt retard

What do dogs have to do with hockey
Never make another thread like this again

>>75401520
>Grandpa Luongo
That's retarded. He's not leaving the panthers for the rest of his career.
>all 2 years of it

>>75401545
doggers can go fetch the puck that some tryhard slaps halfway across the lake

>>75401550
He's the best of those 3 though

>>75401575
fuck off sunbelt retard

Malkin has more postseason points than Auston Matthews, Connor McDavid, Jonathan Toews, and Patrick Kane combined.

I don't think Pittsburgh can be stopped this year

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>>75401584
Just you wait.

>>75401583
I'm GOATaGOATan

>>75401575
True. But being the best, his franchise wouldn't let him go so easily. He's the glue that's holding that shit show together. Other than Jagr, Marchessault, and that one guy. In retrospect, they probably will need the cap space next year.

>>75401614
>implying they'll get past the >rags

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Only matchup I'm considering swapping is Montreal-NYR, I think the Habs could win the next two.

Apart from that, this is what will become.

>>75401664
Why do any of you think the quackers will make it this far?

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Pekka in da hous

>>75401677
Getzlaf, Perry, Kesler will get by Rinne, even if they have to play dirty. And Edmonton's stars are underdelivering.

>>75401698
>Getzlaf relevant
t. ducks fan. nothing on the ducks is getting past rinne. the preds aren't pushovers like the blots. if you get rough, they can get rough right back and still win. it is inevitable, the oilers will advance.

>>75401721
>Getzlaf relevant

Getzlaf is the best player on your team by a mile.

>>75401698
>And Edmonton's stars are underdelivering.
this. refpuck and french manlets have been their lifeline in the playoffs so far

finland is nigger

>>75401721
this is the gayest post

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>>75401664

Ducks will choke at some point.

This will be the final.

It's what Bettman wants as well.

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/nhl-official-sues-dennis-wideman-calgary-flames-for-10-million-over-collision/

discuss

>>75401779
no sympathy for the ref, he had it coming

>>75401779
>getting swept so hard you get sued

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>>75401777
trips of truth unfortunately. oilels memeing their way to the cup.

>>75401779
don't tell me what to do you cock sucking faggot

>>75401779
He's dazed as hell. You can clearly see that he's not thinking straight on his way back to the box. I think its unfair desu senpai.

>>75401777
I hope McDavid gets put in his place. He's still miles away from Crosby's level for now, will have to keep practicing for a few more years.

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>the (((NHL))) expects me to believe that Connor McCuckold is so good that he is a dozen points better than Sidney Crosby
>in order for them to make him a 100 point player they had to give him assists to the tune of 2.333 for every 1(one) goal he scored cause he wasn't even in the top 20 for goalscorers
>they not only expect me to not be suspicious of the absolutely preposterous statline of 30/70/100, they want me to cheer for him

>>75401472
>Bishops going to Vegas
.... you realize Vegas cant pick UFAs, right?

>>75401815
>Crosby Fossilman

He hasn't been relevant for 3 years.

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>>75401820
>>75401520

>>75401584
Guentzel has more goals them all combined too

>>75401825
He's still the highest scorer in the league even though he doesn't try very hard now that he has all the hardware and lost the fire. And a great playmaker.

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>>75401831
>say retarded statement
>get responded with facts
>post reddit photo

Typical burger

>>75401841
1/10, /int/posting needs work.
>20 years no cup
git gud.

>>75401834

kek

>>75401836
Crosgod just saves all his energy for the ploffs.

>>75401841
>screenshot of a video
dumb phone poster

>>75401836
>>75401857
>lost the fire
He loses steam early on in the regular season. Relying on the goon can only get you so far.

>>75401857
>>75401878

But he probably still wants to be seen as the best hockey player. So I'm betting his fire would reignite if he's pitted 1v1 against McDavid in the SCF, and we'd see him try his hardest again.

>>75401875
>he actually sits at a "battlestation"
Pathetic

>>75401875
>he doesnt phonepost while shitting for maximum shitposting potential

Kys

>>75401905
posting this more isn't going to make it true

>>75401875
>slumping over your """"""""""battlestation""""""""""" in the basement next to your cum socks and piss jugs
Pathetic

>>75401922
dumb proxy fag

>>75401919
Whatever makes you feel better at your crusty desktop, lad

>>75401905
i sit at my desk in my office shitposting
is this my battlestation?

>>75401818
Gretzky had that similar statline ratio in many of his seasons

>1985–86 Edmonton Oilers NHL 80 52 163 215 46 +71

>>75401898
Perhaps. I always hope for the best but prepare for the worst when it comes to the pongs.

>>75401905
>using an actual computer
>bad

This is why underage faggots don't make OC, sweeties and honeybuns.

>>75401966
Was he 25th place in goals too?

>>75401979
just don't reply to them and they'll get bored

>>75401966
>haters cant even comprehend that the great one was the literal definition on "mcsecondary"

the league has come so far, and yet we are still so alike our previous representatives

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>Tfw laffs eternally BTFO tonight

>>75402023
/d2g/ is blowing out the thirdie shitskins right now

laffers will do the same

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>>75401979
Here's some phone OC to prove you wrong

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The preds have one fun mascot

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don't forget to laugh at the blackhawks today

>>75402024
le play 50 years to boost stats man

>>75402047

Delet this

>>75402045
>NL
>Thirdie
your post makes no sense leafbro.

>>75402047
dumb proxy fag

>>75402064
If he can still play then there is nothing wrong with that tbqh.

>>75402114
t. another 40 year old

true though. and honestly, there are a lot of other "older" players that still haven't lived up to the standard Jagr is setting this year. Hes literally making history right now.

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Post 'em.

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>he's never eaten pljeskavica
top pleb

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umm sorry sweetie, maybe next year hawks

>>75402127
like the Predators did yesterday

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>>75402047

"We earned our bounces, they kinda got theirs" -Braden Holtby

Are the Laffs living in Holtby's head rent free?

>>75402210
I don't think you know what being in someone's head means

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>>75402129

>When Vigneault inserted rookie forward Pavel Buchnevich into the lineup for Game 4 on Tuesday and took out Tanner Glass it set off a chain reaction that resulted in the Rangers getting back to their identity of depth and speed and skill.
>Not only did Vigneault insert Buchnevich for Game 4, he also rearranged all four of his forward lines in order to accommodate him. Buchnevich was placed on a line with Zibanejad and Chris Kreider, two players who were struggling offensively in the series but who also had some success playing with the skilled rookie earlier in the season.

>>75402057
>please stick to basketball and social issues
This can't be real. Those are some too based bants.

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Is Rust, dare I say it, Elite?

>>75402250
>Zibanejad
Bless their heart, it's all they have.

The amount of "fans" saying we should get rid of Q or trade Crawford is laughable. We lost a series IN THE PLAYOFFS. It's not like we missed the playoffs by 50 points. We had a series of bad games at the worst time. Shit happens. The hawks are an amazing team as they stand and we still have a ton of playoff games ahead of us. Obviously we need to fix a few things as we do every year but getting rid of someone like Crawford will likely end this team. He is essential at the moment as shown the last four games. He seemed like the only one worthy to move on to the next round. Stay positive guys. Our Cup window is still very open.

/rant over

>>75402296
Nah, he's just clutch.
t. pongs fan

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You can only continue to post in this thread if your team is in the 2nd round

>Not so fast Snes and Bloos and coilers and hasbs and caps and laffs fags

>>75402261
this is the problem with phone posters like you. you make this post when you could find out the answer for yourself in 2 seconds. you and grease do this all thread

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>>75402333
Posting in advance for tonight.

>>75402366
Read the post faggot. I dont give away loan-posts

>>75402296
>no assists
he's a kesselbabby

>>75402428
>scores goals
>""""kessel babby""""""
You realize Kessel only passes to Crosby, right?

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>>75402305
>hawks are an amazing team
t. confirmed reddit

>>75402456
its a copypasta from reddit, buddie

>>75402428
dumb proxy fag

>>75402305
>Our Cup window is still very open.

delusionposting at its finest

>>75402305
Crawford and Q aren't the problems. The cap is. We need to unload while we can.
We need to go all in on Duchene and Landeskog. If it takes Toews, Kane, and our 1st whatever. This is about the future 5 years

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>>75402333
feels good man

>>75402333
>Canadian poster
>Cheers for pittsburgh

What happened?

>>75402503
Why are finns so fucking handsome?

>>75402505
They think because he's a good ol Canadian boy they it's acceptable
Very cuckey imo

>>75402502
Who on earth would talk the albatross contract of either Toews or Kane? reddithawks are boned.

>>75402520
dumb proxy fag

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>>75402366
Pulling for you guys desu lads. Snes are VERY good posters, probably the best canadian fanbase on /hoc/. My gfs dad is also from Ottawa and he gives me deer jerky all the time so that's good too.

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>Toews
>Kane
>Crawford
muh dynasty

Power Ranking of /hoc/ posters outside USA, Canada, Sweden, and Finland
1. Kiwi
2. Norge
3. Kazakhstan
4. UK
5. Russia
6. Czech Republic
POWER GAP
17. Denmark
18. Germany
19. Mexico
20. Iceland
POWER GAP
9001. Poortugal
90001. Greece
90000000001. Armenia

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>>75402129
Bored Flurrs fan.

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>>75402511
>finns
>handsome
pick one and only one

>>75402563
>norge
>that high

>>75402563
Where is Ted?

>>75402511
Rinne looks more Finnoswedish I think.

>>75402563
norge is a samefagging faggot and the other norway flag is a proxyfag stop being a stupid faggot

>>75402563
>shitvakia so trash he doesnt even get ranked
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75402505
Its pretty common in eastern canada

>>75402563
>rating Sean

>>>/reddit/

>>75402563
>Denmark
>That low

Criminally underrated

>>75402563
>le over nine thousand maymay xddd
hella frickin EPIC bro!!!!!!!!!!

>>75402596
I guess that makes sense.

Unless you're an Acadian and cheer for the habs. But the Maritimers probably hate the leafs, feel neutral towards the sens, might dislike the Albertan teams, and Winnipeg has nothing in common. Why not the Canucks though?

>>75402563
Overrating:
kiwi, kazakhstan, norge

underrating:
uk, russia

should not be in the list:
mexico, iceland

>>75401777
lmao if you think the oilers can beat the predators

>>75402624
denmark is a proxy fag

>>75402631
It's not just EPIC. It's an EPIC WIN. EPIN for short!
A master is out! Bismuth dude how does it work! Diamond is the strongest metal known to man!

>>75402563
>Kiwi
>1.

He literally only posts "Redditmonton Pantsoilers" over and over. That's like middle rank tier at best.

>>75402637
ever heard of timezones?

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>>75402661
Diamond is not a metal
Its ebin not "epin"

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anime :3

>>75402637
Acadians are mostly New Brunswickers

Habs are probably the most popular team in the Maritimes, Bruins and Pongs are 2nd.

Take away those 3, Leafs and Edmonton are likely the next choices. Edmonton because most martimers work in Fort Mac, so Edmonton games are common to go see.

>>75402663
Kiwi was better a year or two ago, I don't know what has happened to him.

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>tfw reading a gay ERP thread on /r9k/
>start to unironically get hard
I might be a homo but atleast the Caps are going to win tonight

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dubs decides what I order for dinner

>>75401123
Ok so the Red Wings win the draft lottery and pick Nico He-she

Are we a first round exit team in 2018???

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Having fennel salami, sea salt and butter on rye sourdough. And a manhattan, while watching a movie right now tbf. Is really good.

Also, Washington and Ottawa will win tonight. So don't bet on anything else, you'll only lose money.

>>75402726
>he goes to /r9k/
Disgusting tbqh

>>75402738
Nico will spend the first 3 years in Grand Rapids, so probably

>>75402731
Bonaqua and Pizza

>>75402745
What movie you watching, Sven?

>>75402731
pineapple, ham and blue cheese pizza

>>75402745
I agree and I've been right the past three days !!! :33333

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>>75402674
Wrong and wrong.
I expected better memeological experience from a Finn

>>75402771
I don't dare to say tbf, someone might spoil it. It's a BBC produced crime drama.

>>75402784
Thanks for confirming my predictions!

Anyone else feeling the over on the Caps game?

>>75402731
Dick

>>75402803
Can you tell me in an hour then?

>>75402726
Nah, it's cool. I've masturbated to gay webms on /gif/ before and I'm still straight.

>>75402731
Nothing. You starve tonight. Check em

>>75402820
Sure thing!

>>75402731
Ice

>>75402731
chinese

>>75402833
Winner winner ice for dinner.

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>>75402833

>>75402833
kek

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I don't get why Capitals odds are so much lower than Leafs. Are they really that much more favorite to win?

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>>75402682
>best
>>75402563
>Norge not first
No

>>75402853
Damn. That does look too low. Unless they have suffered some serious injury or something

>>75402853
Sports betting is a way to launder money.

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>>75402853
wait a second are y'all rigging polls again?

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>>75401686
Damn it feels good to be a Pekka.

>>75402860
Takk

>>75402949
He's stepping up
Based Finn

pekka rinne will win the conn smythe dubs wills it

>>75402586
>Still sperging this hard
TOP JEJ

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

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Stop what you're doing right now and post a hockey anime picture.

>>75402563
Are you that Chicago shitposter?


>>75402624
Thank you, based Canada!

>>75402853
These odds are set to balance books not as any kind of objective reflection of a team's chances of winning. Toronto has a bigger fanbase so they're going to have more homers betting on them. Also caps have a reputation as chokers.

>>75402586
>newfag still this assblasted about proxy fags/phone fags/samefags

screech louder.

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>>75402992

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This is probably the stupidest hat I've ever seen

>>75403011
>complaining about anime on an anime website

>denmark and norge show up at the exact same time
>both claim not to be proxyfags
>american flag jumps to his defense at the same time

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is this thread, dare i say it..
off topic?

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>>75403011

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>>75402992

>>75403023
It's 23:17 here atmo, meaning my wife and daugther just went to sleep
I'm a free man now

>>75403011
Good post!

>>75403016
Hockey lacing on anything besides sporting equipment always looks stupid.

>>75403036
over a week later and still no proof. it's almost like you'll never post it

>>75403036
Please post your daughters feet

anime is fucking GAY lol

finland is nigger

>>75402994
No, I don't like the reddithawks. Norge and I were talking the other day about changing a flag and he reminded me that your posts are usually bad, which is why I ranked you low.

>>75402990
Excellent post

>>75403036
Shhh don't give him the proof. Let him screech and piss himself in rage.

If you know each others names, you're doing this wrong.

Get a tripcode so I can filter you already.

>>75403063
dumb proxy fag

>>75403064
>ayy, im standing here you fucking nigger

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Rags > Habs

>>75403086
Why is that monkey smiling like that?

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>>75402129

>>75403050
O B S E S S I O N

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>rare picture of Wayne Simmonds playing beer league hockey in the offseason

>kazaghstan proxy posts for a while
>norge and denmark suddenly start posting
>kazaghstan nowhere to be seen
>one proxy telling another not to post proof because lulz
not to mention, none of these countries used to post here ever. why the sudden interest in American sports leagues and 4chan, all at the same time? you all showed up at once it's almost like you're the same person with a proxy

>>75403086
look at that fuggin munkey lmbo

>>75403095
He's laughing at the habs

>>75403107
that's clearly PK Subban

>>75403112
>She wouldn't appreciate that, I believe
What she doesnt know doesnt hurt her.
Dont be a pussy bro, you are not a pussy are you?

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i need more webms

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>blackhawks

how can one team be so shit lol

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>>75403127
Here is one

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>>75403112
this post is ridiculously similar to grease posting

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>>75403150

>>75403151
post all you have, if you'd be so kind

>>75403112
Post your wifes feet then?

>>75403160
Cute doggo

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>none of the canadian teams will make the second round
What did they mean by this?

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>>75403176
only have 2 in my /hoc/ folder
here is the other

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>>75403160
I am now 100% convinced grease has a full arsenal of proxies and he's the one making these threads

Why does that guy keep making early threads
Hasn't he learned that is undesirable behaviour

>>75403184
Ottawa is basically guerenteed

You need to aaron herndendez yourself

>>75403196
it's grease it has to be. see this>>75403176
>>75403127
it's the OP from the earlyfag thread that kept samefagging real bad. they want hockey webbums so they can spam their thread with them to pretend to be on topic. just read through the last thread it's so autistic but when you imagine it's grease doing it, it makes sense

>>75403217
>>75403196
holy shit he's already doing it

>>75403216
>>75403195

>>75403196
>>75403217
>tfw forced to earlyfag every /hoc/ thread because the same shitposters keep derailing by asking for nudes and posting anime
>somehow consider themselves "on topic"
adorable. when you talk about hockey, there is no need for me to earlyfag. when you shitpost reddit memes an

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>>75403214
Sorry who is that? Hokkei is the only sport I watch

You people are too autistic, im going to ylilauta.

If you need me, ask for Pekka in the NHL thread

>>75403244
d anime pictures, this will keep happening. inb4 "kek two posts lol"

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>>75403176
go to ylilauta and click on Penkkiurheilu. go to first finnish hockey thread and save all images then repost here and shit up hoc some more

>>75403249
Bring me some rare Buljus when you come back

>>75403110
eat my ass, I'm not Norge and I'm not proxy

>>75403270
It was an empty thread, im actually not going anywhere. that thread is too slow.

announcing reports is against the rules :^)

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>>75403296
so is being off-topic
>sweetie
;^] xD lol omg zozzle kys post anime lol

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>>75403278
so I was right and you got found out this quickly?

>>75403283
enjoy your ban

>>75403244
>feeling like you have to make a new thread as soon as the thread goes slightly off-topic, or stays within topic but breaches the cusp of topicality

Check yourself man, that's really strange OCD-tier behaviour

>>75403283
Vladimir Tarasenko just offered to sign a random guy's sweater??? How?

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THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AREN'T PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REAL


HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALL THE PROXIES ARE ACTUALLY GREASE I WAS RIGHT

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>>75403294
lel

>>75403294
but i already asked for you over there

>>75403309
you've been shitposting asking for his wifes nudes for the last 2 hours.

i gave this thread many chances.

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>>75403310
Thats what I said. Should shitpost "newfan" on twitter more often if it gets me free tickets and a signed jersey.

>>75403121
Ima pussy out on that one Finn!

>>75403159
please

>>75403179
Hah, naah, sorry!

>>75403184
Oilers, Snes and Leafs will go to the 2nd round m8

>>75403348
shut the fuck up grease

>>75403355
>>75403348
>>75403344
>>75403325
>>75403323
>>75403322
>>75403320
>>75403310
>>75403309
>>75403306
>>75403305
>>75403304
>>75403296
>>75403294
>>75403270
>>75403254
>>75403268
>>75403249
>>75403248
>>75403244

>>75403277

>>75403348
Wasn't even paying attention to the Senators games. Didn't realize they were leading 3-1

>>75403325
I've never once done so.

And its just a principle of 4chan that no particular poster gets to decide the flow of a thread on 4chan provided it remains within board/site rules. Imposing a new thread when you feel its posting content that you don't like, before bump limits are reached, is bad conduct; you can only try to bring the thread back to on-point discussion.

Also both anime posts were hockey related and didn't try to promote an anime discussion. There's nothing wrong with that. As there's nothing wrong with say using an anime reaction face in reply to something hockey related.

>>75403277
jej

>>75403376
>>75403348
>grease is replying to itself

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>>75403344
it's a nice gesture, but it makes me a little suspicious, because it would imply some sort of financial struggling, I don't want to jinx though. Fucking based Tarasenko

>>75403370
is it really that shocking that you could be annoying more than one person right now?

Am I still banned

>>75403348
why, what's wrong with posting as me?

you are playing with fire, my friend

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>>75403370

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/hoc/ these days seems to oscillate rapidly between awesome game time banter and unparalleled autism when the games are not on. this offseason is going to be a nightmare desu

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>>75403376
you used the wrong proxy this time you stupid faggot. you didn't respond to a norway flag

how fucking stupid are you grease

>>75403414
>these days

>>75403378
>>75402992
no

>>75403414
Blame it on that one obsessed sperg. I still find it funny from time to time just how much he is seething about this but now it's honestly just getting pathetic thb

>>75403414
all the weird yuroflags are grease on a proxy. you know it to be true

there are 5 stages of grieving.
the first one is denial. it's an attempt to rationalize what's happening to deal with the initial shock. blaming the infinite, universal randomness of "luck" or lack thereof is common.
the leafs are obviously pretty deep in the minds of the caps.(and their fans). they're preparing for the worst by starting the grieving process now.
the caps aren't playing with "house money" like the leafs are. caps' expectations are high. the window is closing to win and they just traded a first round pick and a prospect to rent shattenkirk. (-4 in this series)
if the caps have another early exit that leaves trotz and (gm) brian maclellan to answer a lot of questions from the ownership.
saying "well, gee mr.leonsis, you know, we just didn't get the bounces and they did" just ain't gonna cut it. it's a bullshit argument.
deep down inside i think most caps' players (and fans) know that. they just haven't grasped it yet.
....denial.

>>75403414
>not leaving /hoc/ for the whole offseason

Some serious samefagging by the reddithawk shitposter.
Did the sweep cause him to go into psychosis?

Hokkei in a little over 1 hour.

>>75403390
He's good when he wants to be. Feel like I haven't been hearing much from the blues camp lately but then again they made it to the playoffs so they must be doing something right.
Just like the wild. Dark horses desu senpai.

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>>75403414
>>75403439
this. return only when needed. off season is fucking terrible but i have to stay for the playoffs.

>>75403443
Who do you think will win tonight's game la?

>>75403433
I think he may seriously have some mental issues, I am not saying this in sarcasm.

>>75403460
caps
sens

>>75403443
after nearly a decade of /hoc/ I'm supposed to believe that this year out of nowhere 2 norways, a kazaghstan, grease, czechoslovakia, australia, new zealand, ukraine, and russia all start posting regularly in the past month?

or am I supposed to believe that the autist grease is being an autist?

If the leafs win tonight they'll take the series
>it's too bad they won't win tonight

>>75403434
i know norway and kazahkstan are proxyfags, but i think grease doesn't because it is just constantly dying for attention. this thread is the only thing between it and suicide

>>75403439
this is the likely answer

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>>75403370
>>75403387
Hmm

So does everyone else here daydream about being a great hockey player

>>75403460
caps are going to EMBARRASS da laffs

dont care about the other shit game if im being frank

>>75403475
We are a diverse community free of bullies

>>75403487
I'm not actually, not sure where people got that one from honestly

>>75403448
>>75403448
no, I meant the fact that he offered to sign the sweater.

>>75403487
There are two norges, only one is proxyfag.

>>75403499
>we
are fresh off the leddit train.

>>75402563
Where is aquafresh?