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LOL Hawks BTFO

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>Oilers draft Finnish players
>They are goaltenders
>mfw

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>yfw da oilys win da stan leec up

>we are the 5th line
>us 5s
do columbus fans actually do this?

>>75394080
yes

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>>75394080

>>75394080
They did and there's even merchandise for it

>>75394096
>zero ice time

lol why even bother then?

>shorks

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Reddit absolute seething

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>>75394110
>not having 5 lines of depth

>>75394151
>this post is actually real
sad!

>>75394151
>STRONG GOALTENDING

>>75394021
Laughing SO HARD at Chicago

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>>75394005

>>75394021
Chicago will miss the playoff in 2017-18 and will be bottom five in attendance 2018-19


Cap this post

>>75394029
did the crapitals change their logo without telling me?

>>75394235
This was the high point of Jake Virtanen's career

>>75394265
That's good. I don't care if he never scores another goal. I just want him called up for each game against the coilers so he can scramble mcgaykid's brains.

>>75394265
Got to touch McDavid

>>75394279
go burn down your city and fire a coach you fgt

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>>75394249
>tfw the gaybeck shitters still wont harass chicago even if they average 8000 attendance

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>>75394282
You can too Finland

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>75394317
I appreciate what you're attempting but it's not quite where we need it to be for this particular general

tfw you don't work in the hotel mcgaykid stays in so i can poison his food and kill the gay fuck

>>75394341
vinkattu'd

>>75394341
I heard he stays at ur moms house when he plays Vancouver lmao he prolly has sex with her too haha

>>75394328
Proxy off redditor

>>75394356
got dammmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75394341
damn calm down

>>75394356
she's 14 you fucking pedophile fuck

>>75394390
that's like 95 in human years though

>>75394021
Tanev
Horvat
Tryamkin


That's literally it

Maybe they can trade the sedins for a 5th rounder or something lmao

>>75394428
>tryamkin

he left for the khl

cantpucks btfo

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When

someone help me out, who was doing the commentating for the pens/jackets game tonight?

>>75394588

Next 5 years, probably. Two groups submitted their final proposals to renovate KeyArena to get both a NBA and NHL team, hopefully. So a lot of it is just politicking from here on out.

>>75394588
Never, hopefully

You now remember the Calgary Flames

>>75394811
Thanks for the reminder.

>>75394824
You're welcome

>>75394836
Can you schedule another reminder to be broadcast at a later date for those who missed this one?

>>75394848
Yes, I believe I could. Do you have a particular date in mind?

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>>75394860
Every. Fucking. Day.

Okay guys, I know what you think but hear me out here. Please, hear me out.

We are the greatest fanbase in all of sports. We have the greatest hockey franchise in hockey (Yes, I read about Edmonton but that was like, in the 60's or something). We are the best, truest fans.

Despite having unlucky bounces, we were arguably the better team here. Duh, three stanlee cups in short time periods, need I remind you? Let's see...

We have the captain of all captains, Jonathan Toews. He is the most captain with his deep brown eyes that you can see turn into fire when his team needs him the most. We have Patrick Kane, the best sniper in the game who can do it all. Move the puck really fast from left to right (Dingling? Dangling?) And shoots the hockeypuck really accurately. We have Crawford who is top goalie and has the fastest blockerhand in the game.

We know that this series was b*llshit with all the non-called preds penalties and bounces so lets not get too depressed and just remember that next year we are stronger than ever and mark ny words, it will be once again our year. Toews, Kane and Crawfors will be with us for the next 10 years so do not worry. We will pounc back. We are the Blackhawks. We are Chicago.

Upvote if you believe in us!

>>75394917
Upvoted! Thanks for the encouragement, fellow Hawks fan!

>>75394917
this actually brought a tear to my eye, upboat

>>75394911
Alrighty then, I'll write that up in the calendar!

Has the city of Chicago been officially cancelled?

In all my years watching hockey, I have NEVER seen one team get all the breaks like the Preds have. Nashville got every single call, goal review and bounce that they could have, and we got absolutely none. You can't win a series like that. It got so bad that I think the Hawks started to believe they weren't meant to win this series, and that completely did us in.
Third period for example. We press in their zone for a solid 9 minutes, they come down on a rush and get a bounce and its in our net.

>>75394975
No, shootings are still going on as we speak.

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Pongs repeat is imminent


Not even the """""vezina""""" goalie coild stop them.

>>75395032
Ive been saying this ever since the fuggin season started.

t. finnish future man with a perfect bracketchallenge bracket so far

>>75395047
I doubt being one hour into the future has helped you that much tbf

>>75394994

Is the shooting happening in the city or god forbid, in the gated suburbs? My heart goes out to the BlackHawks postseason ticket holders in those suburbs! But there is a silver lining to the playoff-series, all those who owned tickets to postseason games can now stay indoors so maybe the BlacHawks players wanted to lose so they would be safe?

That is some dedication to fanbase <3

>>75395032
'no'

>>75395064
do not doubt me

june 21st 2026

dont go to work that day

>>75395100
I will have forgotten all about this discussion by then tbf. But since it's a sunday, I probably won't work anyway

>>75395215
FINLAND ETERNALLY BTFO

>>75395215
7 day schedule will be ended long before 2026.
it will happen in the rise of radical atheism of 2020. the world will change

but i cannot reveal too much, butterfly effect and all

>>75395260
I don't believe you, Finland. It's not nice of you to just go online and lie to people. Is that how your mother raised you?

And even it you are speaking the truth, I will still forget all about this and I won't still be around here by then. So I don't even see the point in having this discussion if I'm perfectly frank with you my friend

>>75395260
>the caliphate of sweden
>affected by the rise of radical athiesm

You gave him the wrong calandar you autist. Not to mention the fact that he won't even still be alive in his country by then, so what's the point

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youll see
youll all see

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>>75395424

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>>75395446
without revealing too much.
be vary of justin

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>>75395424
>me in 10 years

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>>75395471
He's too powerful. He must be stopped

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We zoomin on into the 2nd round

Beep beep losers

Kind reminder to put you beers in the fridge, so that you don't have to drink warm beer tonight

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>>75395850
Tack bror

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>>75395868
Tack själv bror

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>Shorks

Pekka Rinne.

>>75395951
based skanstull

fuck off yuropoors

>>75396261
>tfw no gyrella right now
Why even..

>>75396295
Rude.

>sharts

>finnish goaltending
apologize

also
>chiraq
>crawshit
>shorks
>frogs

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>Blackhawks fucking up an otherwise perfect bracket.

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hello friends am I too late to
>cawks

>>75396493

It's never too late for
>cawks

>tfw the >rags will make it to the SCF this year

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>>75396553
excellent news, my finnish friend!
>cawks
>""""dynasty""""
>btfo in 4 to a wild card

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>>75394151
>has Calgary as the best Canadian team and Ottawa as the worst
>the >flims got swept by the based Ducks while the Sens are punching their card to the second round tonight

I fucking love it when retards sleep on the Sens and it blows up in their face.

>>75395806
I need to contact ferrari so they can pressure the owner into giving back that car, like they did with Deadmau5 and the Nyancat purrari

>>75396675
>implying thats not the new Ferrari McDavid model because both are born winners

What was the last time a choking team actually unchoked in the NHL? 97 Red Wings?

>>75396402
You couldn't even make it out of the first round with a perfect bracket and your proceeding round picks are an absolute fucking joke. Soilers making it to the cup? You must be fucking high.

>based Rangers will be the only O6 team in the second round
Where are your precious >rags now faggots?

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Which one of you guys did this? lol

>rags

>>75396802
>Gretzky said that he thinks Eichel is ranked second among the 3 generational talents. McDavid, Eichel and Matthews.
Wikipedia is a joke

>>75396814
Nobody likes Finns, get over it

>>75396831
I like Finns

>>75396831
The wikipedia page reads like a shitty article from tsn ca.

>>75396831
I like Finns

>>75396831
kys cunt

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>shorks
>3-4

>>75396831
I like Finland

>>75396831
Nothing wrong with finns, stop posting this shit every day

>>75396887
>>75396886
>>75396861
>>75396846

>FIDF

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>>75396851

wait, pulju got sent down to the minors?

>>75396802
lelelelelel

pleaaase make one for the blackhawks

>>75396968
How is this funny?

>>75396968
>>75394061

>>75396881
Fuck off beaner

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we can still win, r-right?

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>>75397141
>rags

>>75397141
you can't even speak french properly what chance did you really think you had

>>75397193
This picture is fucking disgusting.

Anyone who supports the Rangers is a Nazi sympathizer. Don't @ me.

>>75394151
some of the finest canadian delusion

>>75394151
>strong goaltending

>>75394991
4 games. The hawks scored 3 more goals than the Avalanche.

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At that time, they did not know that they would spend 15 years choking together.

>>75396802
does anyone other than grease still think changing wikipedia is funny?

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I'm here to clean up what remains.

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LGTSS

>the flim flams
>the shorks
>the blackcocks
>the brunins

>>75397392

Your team is homosex

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>>75397392
Apologize

>>75397379
they probably spent 15 minutes choking together before this picture was taken

69get

>>75397392
>saltfag
how old are you? are you a grill?

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>tfw more hockey than the Reddithawks

>>75397449
>talking about leddit

>>75397392
What part of Confetti are you from lads?

>>75397449
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.

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aki berg is looking thicc these days

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>>75397464
humble man living the good life and eating well

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>all these yews
Thanks for the pick me up before work lads

>>75397488
Here's another one. It's on the house.

>>75397488
Dont spend it all in one place

>>75397488
>Thanks for the pick me up

There's no way even all of us could manage to lift you m8

Do the sharks even have a chance?

>>75397508
Nice

>>75397488
>keeping your nfc on
what's it like being a retard? dumb phone poster

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>>75397523
Coilers will get swept in 7

>>75397508
You couldn't lift 180 pounds? Sad!

>>75397574
I wasn't talking about your take away order

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>used to come on /hoc/ every day to shoot the shit
>now team is eliminated already and dont know what do

what do? And dont give me that root for another team/root for bulls bs

>>75394080

>You are now aware that the Us 12s Seahawks tranny lives in Columbus and is a Jackits fan.

>>75397598
kys LOL

>>75397598
DW hawksbro, >rags elimination day soon.

I am so proud of this bluejackets team, they battled hard all year

>>75397617
But then ill miss the hawks next season and season after that
Not an option dumb leaf

>>75394080
What's so wrong about it?
It brings fans together

>>75397643
Just stick your head out the window and try closing it real hard a couple times and you'll get that exact same experience.

75397658

No more yous

Wow, just WOW! I can't believe this, I just can't FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!

Everyday people ask me why I let you guys live, why I allow you to post these shorks images every single day. One day I tell them this, the next day I tell them that. Each time I try and make myself believe that one day you guys were going to prove them wrong, you were going to shape up, you were going to make a change. But now, today, I don't even know anymore. Your actions today have proven to everyone, and to me, that you can no longer be tolerated. It ends now, I can defend you no longer. After today you either cease or become deceased. This place is not your safe haven anymore, it's your graveyard. I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this, believe me I did. I'm in tears writing this because it means that I can no longer see you guys happy and alive. However, once this is over I will still have memories of you and only the good ones. I'll make sure that that's the only thing everyone remembers about you all, I'll make sure they will never know your-, our, dark secrets. Know that you may rest at ease and at peace.

>>75397598
>>75397643
stop trying to force this gay shit

@75397662
Hahaha I'll just give em to myself see >>75397658 now it's like YOU ACTUALLY (You)'D ME HAH what do you think about THAT

>>75397662
>>75397686
you are ruining /sp/

>>75397699
How so?

odds kon
evens fap

>>75397708
Deleberate (You) Currency Manipulation. It could lead to a major crash in the shitposting economy.

Why won't shitcongo fans fuck off? They got BTFO'd already.

>>75397744
Where else can they go?

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>>75397742
You got me. im just taking advantage of how triggered people here get when they see a hawks fan still shitposting even after were eliminated. Truthfully its cause I got nothing else to do now and every other hawks community is full of casuals crying about crawford or refpuck neither of which being the primary blame for the series loss so I said fuck'em. /hoc/ is my home, even if we got eliminated so badly

>>75394249
Wirtz will rise from the grave zombified and start demanding local blackouts again

Feels good knowing the reddithawks wont win another SCF til 2064

>>75397775
this is a cringe thread?

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Ready for tonight lads
Finally weekend

>>75397809
I'm just bored cause no more hockey to watch

Shit sucks

>>75397824
nobody cares

>>75397824
kys

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Bow down in the presence of greatness.

>>75397834
>>75397840
Kill yourselves.

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Now that my beloved Blackhawks have been eliminated who should I support?

>>75397846
why would should we kill our elves finnbro?

they didn do nuffin

>>75397852
Leafs

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get ready to be fucked analslime

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Good save Finland, Maatta had a good series

>>75397852
Anyone but Penguins and >rags

Patrik Kane to Worlds.
Oh boy what a tournament!
First bulju now kane
got dammm

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>>75397852
Toronto Maple Leafs

>>75397928
fuck off back to your shithole

>>75397852
The Blackhawks

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>tfw last exam today

I'm finna get drunk af tonight lads

>>75397988
Congratulations on your Grade 9

>>75397852
Redditmonton Pantsoilers

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Hawks DESU

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@75397947
Suck my cock faggot

>>75398089
i thought you were a islels fan

Last-ever season without Vegas, /hoc/.

Will Stanley Cupp ever recover?

>>75398098
No that's the other Slovak guy

>>75398104
What's their nickname going to be btw?

Golden Nigs?

>>75398122
Golden Showers

>>75398104
>tfw degenerate gamblers everywhere

>>75398153
>>75397877

Stop being autists

>>75398164
Literally impossible

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>>75398164
jesus fuck you retards actually used this one?

>>75398185
i posted in it ironically bro

>>75398185
it was a late post that ended up getting used later instead of making a new one. sometimes anon gets confused.

>>75398207
worst coast fags must be gassed

>>75398222
trips confirm
just accept your fate

>>75398122

Put-no Fights
Bottom Knights
Say Good Nights
No-Attendance Kikes

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will the laffs recover?

>>75398122
raiders bottom bitch

>>75398271
Midknight Cowboys

>>75398279

Gonna lose that Game 7 in OT

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>Olaf Kolzig was born in South Africa
how didn't I know this?

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>>75398279
>>75398286
They're gonna win in game 6 in the ACC

>>75398320
they will have to after getting btfo tonight

>>75398077
Burn that jersey.

>>75398304
I bet you also didn't know Owen Nolan was born in the UK

>>75398279

They look determined, should be interesting tonight

I really hope the mild can at least force a game 6

>>75398352
>He moved to Thorold, Ontario when he was seven months old
we all really know where he hockey iq came from

>>75398279
Never underestimate the choking ability of the Crapitals.

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>>75398351
>jersey

>>75398352
you're right because it's northern ireland :^)

>>75398352
Bet you didnt know Dany Heatley is Germanys only 50goal scorer

>>75397775

Hello from the shitposting department!

We are unable to validate whether your post is delicate damage control or genuine retardation, could you please add (you)s to this post so we can see all the Bandwagon Hawks posts before yours that are "triggering other people" with epic shitposts that you previously mentioned.

Thank you for your time and rejoice in the fact that it's the first time a #1 seed was swept 4-0 by a wild card, that one is for the history books and will never be forgotten!

>>75398375
The blues have basically gotten lucky so far. They don't take defeat well. I think there's a good chance Minnesota will do the nearly impossible and win in game 7.

>>75398406
one of Slovakia's only 50 goal scorers is ukrainian

>>75398304
Thats an ugly possum

did edmonton throw confetti again?

>>75398471

That's an armadillo you fucking retard

>actually getting swept by >finnish goaltending

>>75398471
That's a Kot silly Kiwi

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>McDavid hit last night

>>75398375
if they win tomorrow i think they'll take the series, just gotta get allen to break

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>>75398471
say that to my face and not online and see what happens fucker

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APOLOGIZE. RIGHT NOW.

>>75398491
>only scoring three (3) times
are we witnessing the renaissance of finnish goalers?

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>>75398500
ON THE FLOOR

ON THE BOARD

>>75398410
>rejoice in the fact that your team was eliminated in the worst way

Typical of swedish cucks

>>75398519

I'm sorry you're going to lose next round

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>>75398519
I dont have to ;)

>>75398532
Who can stop them?

>mfw a sunbelt team has come into the league, spent 5 straight years not making the playoffs and won the cup since canada last won a cup

>>75398519
based

>>75398560
>finnish cups
>zero

lmao @ your lyfe

>>75398579
>what is kanadan malja
lmao at yourself

>bruins elimination night
who's excited?

>>75398621
>kanadan malja
>kanada has never won it
im actually rolling on the floor laughing at the nation of canada

why canadian fans especially HASB boo so hard at every call made against them?

>>75398519
F

>>75398644
we know that bettman is just out to get us

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>>75398628
>ruins

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>Allen plays out of his mind the first 3 games
>team chokes and cannot finish on any chances
>finally gets a break in game 4
All it is going to take is a bad bounce and they are eliminated. Fuck.

>>75397852
Is he wearing the flak jacket on top of the snow camo or am I just seeing things?

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>>75398644
Why blame your shitty team when you can just blame the refs?

>>75398685
literally nothing wrong with that
are you dumb or dumb

>>75394151
Flims fans are fucking cancer.

>>75398690
>why win honourably when you can just install a american jew incharge and win every subsequent championship afterwards

rmyt

Didn't watch any Chicago-Preds games.

Was Rinne really that good? Is he going to be the goalie to beat these playoffs? Or did he just get a bunch of easy shots while the predators forwards dominated the hawks?

>>75398706
>implying you can't find at least one autist fan for every single team

Flames fans are fans just like any other, but at least the vast majority of us aren't deluded (I bet anaheim to win in 5). I can't say the same about leafs or oilers fans though

>>75398716
When Rinne is on his game he's probably the best goalie in the world due to his size and athleticism but he can have a bad game out of nowhere nowadays.

4 time Stanley cup champion Darren mccarty

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>>75398714

>waaah Bettman hates Canada!!!
>Canadian teams won the McDavid and Matthews lotteries

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are you even trying faggots?

>>75398729
Been an Oil fan since '91

>People get mad when I only pegged them to win in 7 and Lose to Anaheim in the second round.

>Toronto beat "best team in the league" twice
>best team in the West got swept by an 8th seed
>said team has not won a single game in April and is still 1st seed
Western conference confirmed to be babby league

>>75398716
a bit of both. preds forwards dominated the hawks for long stretches of time, but when they finally started to show up late in the series rinne was great every time. definitely wasn't the meme goalie he was last year

>>75398781
id happily send those two to a sunbelt in exchange for a championship

>>75398781
>two playoff chokers
>penguins won the Lemieux lottery and the Crosby lottery

>>75398840

Trading away really good young players on ELCs isn't how you win Stanleyb Owls

laughing SO HARD at the ______________ right now

who is it /hoc/?

>>75398866
allowing an american jew to continue ruining our league isnt how you win championships either yet here we are

>>75398876
Blackhawks?
Wild?

Reminder cups pre 2017-2018 season don't count

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I'm literally the happiest man alive right now. Just got 2 teeth pulled that were overdue and the hawks lost in 4. Now caps for the win in 6 and the stanley cup. Anyone celebrating with me?

Who is the next generational talent and what team will be shitty enough just in time to tank for said talent?

>>75398876
jykkets

>>75398881
I get Buttman is making questional decisions for the league left and right
But putting him responsible for the Canadian cup drought is a little too tinfoil-hat'ish

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>>75398876
Ted

>>75398891
Mcdavid isn't generation talent if Matthews is

>>75398890
Congratulations on the teeth, but you might not want to watch the next two caps:leafs games if you're a caps fan

>>75398675
>going to game tomorrow
>don't wanna lose
worried desu

>>75398876
reddithawks
flims
shorts
ruins
jykkets

>>75398912
TEd killed himself, don't laugh at him

>>75398906
is it?
how else did tranpa bay/relocanes or the cucks win a championships against good ol' canadian teams?

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>>75398923
Thanks. Are you a laffs fan? I mean. Can one really be so delusional that they think laffs will win in 6? Or even win at all?

>>75398930
No he didn't. I caught his ass in a Cavs thread the other night while the jackets were playing. Reminder to bully Ted always.

>And in 2016, Bettman was inducted as a member of the International Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.

Cam atkinson looks like he's 18 but he's 27, how old is he gunna look when he's 38 and has 600 goals

>>75398942
They were better
Although the canes cup is probably the reason they haven't been relocated yet, which is.. meh

>>75398949
Series tied at 2-2, people were predicting a sweep in the Craps favour
Meanwhile, your precious hawks.. ouch

Is it really that delusional to think the leafs can win? They have been competitive in every game and if they can not get lit up in the first 10 minutes they easily have a 3-1 lead right now.

>>75398963
to /pol/ with you

>>75398976
>they were better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcAZT7CtAfE

>>75398876
existential reality of an inevitable death

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>>75398981
>rags

>quietly

>>75398996
STOP

>>75398981
>>>/r/eddit

Why are Edmonton fans so fat? Every crowd shot is 75% porkers.

>>75399018
>>>/hf/boards

>>75399027
Canada is banana republic tier country so being fat is a sign of wealth.

>>75398954
Bullying is for r/hockey
Now go

Hockey is fucking gay

>>75399046
>being fat is a sign of wealth
>Mexico is fatter than the USA

>>75398876
Sharks are gonna shork early

The Preds vs Blues series will be a 1-2 scoring snoozefest because of the hot goaltending

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pre emptive

>laffs

which team is gonna blow it?
>shorts
>blose
>suns
>rags
>caps/laffs

If 2, 4, 6, 8 the Wild get eliminated tomorrow
If 3, 5, 7, 9 the Wild win the next 2 games only to lose game 7 on home ice
If 0, 1 the Wild pull a full reverse sweep and win the series

>Kongs elimination day
>Preds sweep sharks
>ducks sweep flames
>shorks losing to oilels
>laffs and caps must eliminate each other

Has this been themost based year of /hoc/ ever lads?

>>75399101
Nice hair, ugly face.

Not sure but I'd probably smash her dusty muffin desu

>>75399073
Are you retarded?

>>75399098
>Blues

>>75399140
no, stop trying to force things to be ebin

>>75399135
Just like bruce

>>75399156
>ebin
>>>/reddit/
What year was better?

>>75399144
Why?
http://gazettereview.com/2016/06/top-10-fattest-countries-in-world/

>>75399177
any year before this year because of faggots like you that can't go one post without talking about leddit

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>>75399177
>ebin is reddit
Unironically go fuck your self

>>75399185
>You have to go back

>>75399197
who are you quoting

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STOP FUCKING REDDIT POSTING

>>75399202
Donnie

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Hello everyone. I just want to say I had a part in the Ted from Akron meme. A Canadian one day made a point to call out some blowjackets fan as being some fattie named Ted who lives in Akron. While that anon repeatedly denied the leaf persisted. For a time the meme was lost. However one day I brought it back up and other anons, having seen Canada's vigilance, picked up the banner. Now Ted from Akron is a mainstay.
I will not take credit for the birth of this meme I am just happy to have nurtured its development.

>>75399202
Me. I said it. He was quoting me.

>>75399224
i nurtured your moms sexual development

>>75399224
yeah but you also killed it when you started namefagging and using a trip for it

>>75399224
i started golden generation
give me upvotes

>>75399184
Being fat is only a sign of wealth in extremely primitive countries, in US the poor people are fat.

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So when we win the cup next year how mad are all of you fgts going to be?

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>taking credit for memes on an anonymous imageboard

I know a place for you guys.

>>75399258
>reddithawks
>not going into firesale rebuild mode
what timeline are you on lad? i suggest you get back to reality