/mlb/ general - SELECT ALL SQUARES WITH TALENT

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rags

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1STROS

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Who /7-7 even 500 solid middle 3rd place of division/ here

>this blinding mediocrity

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Pants

>>75392109
What's the biggest AL West rivalry?

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>The National League has won 48 World Series titles
>The AL East has won 40
Really makes you think

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Mariners!

>>75392162
i've been an astros fan all my life, but it literally never occurred to me to write it that way. Probably because they're not usually in first.

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score on this man

(you can't)

>mfw people ITT have never witnessed Kershaw pitch

What are you doing with your life?
Calling yourself a baseball fan without ever having witnessed one of the greatest to ever touch a baseball....TRISTÉ!

>A's did 9/11

Who was the last active starting man in the mlb to have a BA under 1.00 on the 9 man rotation?

Royal's Mondesi is almost there.

>>75392171
Tx/Hou. Not even close.

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Injuns

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who needs offense when you have #elite starting pitching

So I'm at the Yankee/Red Sox game right now and I was watching the pre-game practice. This girl about 8 or 9 comes on the field, it looked like she had cancer so let her meet some of the players. One of the coaches had the idea of her throwing a few pitches to a couple of the players during batting practice. She threw a few pitches to Texiera. He swung and missed on them and told her she was a really good pitcher.

Next came up Arod, he was telling her to "throw the heat" and "not hold anything back." First pitch was kind of lobbed towards the center and Arod just crushed it to right field. He had a little smirk after he did that. Next pitch and he sent it almost 500 feet to dead center. He starting laughing and told her to throw a little harder. So next pitch she put a lot into it and Arod hit a liner up the middle missing her head by about 2-3 feet. At this point he was hysterical. When he stopped laughing he said it was alright and pointed to Sabathia and said, "You still throw better than him."
The girl walked away to her parents crying. I saw him walking up to them and I thought he was going to apologize but instead he just looked the mom in the eye and said, “I swing a big bat but I got a bigger bat in my pants.” Both parents were looking at him incredulously and he just takes step back and swing at an imaginary ball and goes, “An A-bomb for Arod!.”

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>>75392206
too real; please delete

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how'd you do, lads

>>75392221

but anon, i witnessed him lose to homer bailey in september 2013 when bruce rocked him for two (2) L vs. L homers

errr

Anyone watching Quick Pitch?

Heidi is wearing some sort of blue knit dress and the holes are too wide.

I am hypnotized by her black panties.

This is driving my milf fantasies of her off the dial...

>>75392181
>have DH
>still lose most of the time

Fags.

>>75392283
Relax, it's cool, Drayton McLane finally fucked off.

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The current Rangers lineup has 6 people below .200 and one at .206

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>>75392383

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Who can stop us

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>>75392288
Here you go senpai

>>75392288
imagine thae effrort that went into this

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>>75392288
I think I'm good.

And seeing the Stros in Dallas was a given, checked off that 3-stadium piece when I moved to Seattle, or rather, when the Stros did.

>>75392263

kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9scX0s0qSAw
His autism is worse than I originally suspected

>>75392381
Once a family friend gave me, my dad, and my brother diamond club tickets she got through work since she wasn't gonna be able to go to the game. It was the game where Chipper Jones wrecked his leg trying to make a jumping throw to 1st. Pretty crazy to watch. Anyway, I went to go get food between innings and instinctively held the door open for some little old man walking by. I looked up and it was Drayton. He winked at me and smiled and said "thank you, you're a good young man."
I realized afterwards that I should have kicked him in the spine as he walked past since there was no security within eye or earshot. For years I felt like a failure for not sending the Astro into new ownership early.

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>>75392288

>>75392288
wew I got bingo down the far right column

>>75392481
Feel no guilt. good sir, the ex-Oilers had their owner die and the franchise is still being ruined by his shitty children. Sometimes there's just nothing you can do.

Post more /sp/ copy pastas

>>75392500
>far right
>>>/pol/

>>75392454

fucking kek

I saw a Cardinals fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Tardinals fan. He was there with his stupid Tardinals fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.

I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cardinals t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in baseball with the best money in baseball please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.

I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Cardinals fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.

I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like ''dude what are you talking about'' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Tardinals fans.

>>75392472
pls no bully big mike. he's done well enough so far this season

>>75392454
best post

>>75392504
I guess so. At least I had the decency to not ask him about the numerous letters I wrote to him and various GMs when I was a kid, telling them how to run the team and asking for tickets as compensation for my advice.
Wew. Why did nobody tell me I was so autistic back then?

>>75392383

Jints have 4 batters below .200 (one at .067).

3 not far at .205, .214, and .220

>>75392623
Good

>>75392454
I don't get it.

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>>75392288

i guess i'm not as autistic as i thought

>>75392694
Guessing you are a Reds fan?

How in the world can you go to games at GABP and not have a closet full of bobble heads?

I've been to maybe 12 at GABP in last 3 years and have 6

Honestly leave this general of you can't name your teams bullpen of the past 3 seasons

>xeattle cuckiners
Kill me now

>>75392757

i sell those shits pham

got $40 for one once

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>>75392288

>>75392799
this, plus if you can't name your team's bullpen catchers and minor league coaches don't bother posting in this general.

>>75392839
Not that far. But to not be able to name your teams bullpen is frisco tier Fandom. Is it leave

>>75392893

not all of us have stable bullpens, assface

If you can't name the historical leaders of your team's major offensive and pitching categories it's time for you to leave desu

>>75392325
it does kind of look like it's partially see through. I think it's just some trick of the shadows though, wherever there's space between the holed layer of the dress and the solid blue layer under it looks darker, the area below her breasts looks darker also.

>>75392893
Pretty stupid thing seeing as the Giants have had one of the most stable bullpens in baseball over the past 6 years or so

>>75392969
That's the point

>>75392912
idk. looks like panties to me.

She doesn't seem to be getting as much camera time tonight so maybe somebody in the booth thinks the same.

https://twitter.com/MLBNetwork/status/855285554027483140

>>75392907
Sucks to be u then.

>>75392825

those are some big red down arrows, my friend

>>75393152
HEY

>>75393061
But they would have an easier time than most fans of most teams...that's my point...

>>75393546
The joke is that the frisco fanbase is so far and away detached from the team that even a bullpen that was held together for so long they would have trouble naming.

That's the joke.

>>75393560
...but why do you say that?

>>75393587
He's just salty.

The jints are one of a few teams that sell/sold jerseys of bullpen pitchers (Wilson, Romo, Casilla, Lopez, Affeldt, etc.); then they all got traded, left, or retired.

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>>75393587
Bro are you from frisco by any chance? Lmao

do people actually call san francisco "frisco"? what the fuck I had never heard that before this thread

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Mets (they look like shit this year)

>>75393683
I'm not. I just don't see why you think a team with a stable bullpen who was a part of 3 different championships wouldn't be remembered by fans of said team. I mean it's fun to meme but I just asked you to explain why but now you've made it clear you're just a salty Dodger fan. Sad.

Yankees are going to win it all, 2bh

>>75393717
remember 2 seasons ago m8
they turned it on in the second half

>>75393692
The main meme-man hunter pence and Barry zito call the city FRISCO.

That's actually where I got the meme from. From their own players.

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>>75393721
Shhhhh. It'll be fine frisco bro.


WE ARE AUTHENTIC FANS

>>75392288
Damn I only got 4. I need to up my 'tism desu

>>75393752
sauce please ...

Zito being from Oakland have never called it Frisco.
And Pence have never called it that either since day 1 living in the city. (Also, the coaches told/reminded him of that in the 2011 ASB in Arizona.)

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>>75393751
I know that they "turn it on"
But I think pretty much any somewhat objective Mets fan would say the wild card is gonna be tough to get again like they got it last year (assuming that Walgreens takes the division)
The offense is a shit, but don't want to call up the prospects too soon and ruin them
Team will be better in 2018 anyway. This year it could be a .500 team

>>75393834
You sound disturbed and disappointed to know your meme man calls your city FRISCO.

>"isn't [Kershaw] the best pitcher ever?"
-Madison Bumgarner 2016

I have sauce to this one if u want it tho.

>>75393859
Hey DG, you've NEVER provided sauce for that either.

(nice to know you're still around; but too ashamed to put a trip on anymore, eh)

>>75393683
handsome boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZxT9MHAJU&feature=youtu.be&t=56


I fucking love this video

>>75393907
>too ashamed to put a trip on anymore, eh
he still uses a trip. he kisses men for free beer now.

>>75393948
I wonder what Wally did in his off-time when he was managing in Las Vegas

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>switch hitter
>bats under .100 from one side

>>75393948

>PICK THAT SHIT UP YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS

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JUST

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>switch hitter
>bats .000 from both sides

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>>75393907
Huuhhhhh??????

Come here pussy.

Respond to this.


http://www.espn.com/blog/buster-olney/insider/post?id=15470

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>>75392181
that would be

red sox
toronto
um
yankees
well the yankees have won 15 of those... so it's possible

so whatever they might have won 20 of those 40

but toronto hasnt won any

bosonts won 2004 2015

the baltimore orioles... they maybe have won. i dont know about 40.

the fact they have hibaldo jimenez on their staff pisses me off. instead of ZACK BRITAIN WHO HAD THE LOWEST ERA AMONG ANOHE ON THE LEAGUE!

oh we gotta use this. get past the first fuckin round to get there. whatever

TAMPA BAYs won a few

>>75394040
WTF. Talk about a swing and a miss.

That's not a quote! That's a sentence from the writer describing Kershaw.

It didn't say **Bumgarner described Kershaw as ...**

>>75394583
don't be hard on him. english is not his native language.

>>75394583
You didn't go to school did you?

>>75394625
Projection, Denial, Obsession. Dyslexia, too? I'd suggest seeking help DG, but it's too late.

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when nolan ryan was at houston he had 212 pitches in a game.

clayton kershaw is the greatest pitcher to ever have played

can someone dispute this?

prove me wrong, faggot

>>75395070
Consider this:


James Shields

>>75395070
>clayton kershaw is the greatest pitcher to ever have played
Why does he have a higher ERA than Wade Miley then?

Blue Jays. More like Blue GAYS lol

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The fire rises in Philadelphia!

I fell asleep after 1st innit. Sorry guys i can assure you that I will watch it. I like the nordic guy, he was pithing well.

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>>75392521
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

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Phillies Twitter got a lot better since the dark days of 2015

>>75394004
Roll tide and go braves friendo

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>AL Central is the epitome of mediocrity edition

>>75396276
All the meme April 1st place teams are falling out of contention, just as I predicted a week ago and everybody got butthurt about.
Yankees
Mets
Os
Whos
As
Reds
Rockies

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Is this the year X player breaks out?

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/fantasy/dc/

BP projections have gone back to being silly again

>>75396609
>no 90 win teams
When is the last time that actually happened

>>75396817
>remainder of season

>>75396817
What a stupid way to do things

>>75394583
Are you pretending to be stupid or is there an inside joke I'm missing out on? Are you being intentionally stupid to make us SFG look bad?

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Good morning for 1stros

>>75396475
Orioles (10-4)
Yankees (10-5)
>Falling out of contention

The Reds offense is garbage and I doubt their young pitching will hold up all season.

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Can we have Luis please?

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>>75396475
We were ever in contention?

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Let's hope they won't fail me now.
500pln is 1/3 of minimal polish salary

>>75397797
Lmao they pay janitors that much?

>>75397915
After paying bills you are left with 700zl. Bread and milk costs 2zl each. Yeah, not really that much. But I can buy myself some neat clothes from P&B with that money cause mum and dad supports me financially so I won't starve while studying.

>>75397956
Maybe the Mets can give you some money to support you. They're always paying off the umpires, so it's not like they don't have extra money lmao

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>>75397999

>>75397999
Do you think any players make out with umpires for favors?

>>75398020
Probably. If you want to get something, you usually manipulate with sex appeal. That's the easy way to get shit lmao

Who's better, Bob Costas or Joe Buck?

>>75398075
6 guys

>>75397956
>Milk and bread cost $0.50
God bless Poland

Where do you study? My mom's family is recent Polish immigrants and told me that UWarsaw was good but I wasn't told about any others.

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Forgot pic of zł to dollars

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I love how everyone casually talks away. Shitposting, same no content no substance garbage that fills these threads

> muh lecat
> muh rags animu

Yet you all sit there sweating simultaneously nervous, terrified, in denial, and so awfully naive to the yet to be fully realized painful truth that all of your teams, teams that will soon have their front office blown the fuck up and cleaned out, passed on signing the now undisputed greatest baseball player of all time.

In Korea he literally earned the nickname God. Soon so shall you refer to Him.

>>75398078
The mute button

>>75398151
Fluke april

>>75398163
As I already stated in the post you nervously skimmed, gulping with each sentence as you desperately try not to grasp reality, you are all still in denial

Gettin' real sick of your shit, /mlb/.

>>75398476
Not nice, friend.

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Happy Phillip Humber day

Reminding us that literally anyone can pitch a perfect game. Even someone who's never been back to the majors and is somewhere in Korea now

>no game under 7pm

JUSTIFY THIS

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>>75392364
You fool, can you not read?

>>75398498
He was on the Astros for a few weeks during the dark days either 2012 or 2013

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Best divison
Best logos
Best rivalries
Best weather
Best Coast

>>75398778
None of that is true.

I don't even know which of those teams are rivals desu

AL East is objectively the best division in baseball.

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>yfw your team's performance 1/10th into the season

>>75398795
Rags-Angels
A's-Angels
Rags-Stros

all GOAT /mlb/ rivalries (of the present)

you're living in the past my friend. AL East has been snoozeville for years now

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>>75398815
>two of the rivalries involve the angels
>not a snoozefest

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>>75398151
*Takes Korean pilates lessons*
*Hits homeruns off your pitchers*
what do?

So who will be the next Danny Tartabull for the Phillies? We had Morton, now Buttholez

>>75398844
It's pretty fucking funny that the cubs of all people are accusing a player who has "suddenly" got good of roiding

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The baby bombers bout to build a brick bodega on bitch boulevard.

>>75398815
al east had 3 playoff teams and 4 teams with winning records last season

this year 3 of the top 4 records in the AL are in the AL east

>>75398815
>literally the worst division in baseball compared to literally the best
>>>/out/

>>75398967
But you have the blue jays

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New season, new park. Let's go Braves.

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>>75398941
Especially since he has been absolutely fucking jacked with huge bat speed since college.

I couldn't find the picture of him flexing his biceps while on the mariners (briefly before leaving the mlb due to a combination of sucking too bad for mlb roster plus good money in korea). Its insane, biceps the size of his head.

He has been bodybuilder mode since college. Him taking PEDs doesn't teach pitch recognition, plate discipline etc.

He learned how to hit in Korea. Examples like him make me wonder if a lot of the AAAA type players could succeed in the bigs if they're given extended time in AAA instead of the usual .5-1.5 season of success and then you get part time at bats while facing monsters like kershaw on the random opportunities you get to play.

Pic related, Thames on the memeners before leaving the MLB because he sucked. Strength and bat speed, the only real benefits of roids outside of injury recovery, have nothing to do with his korean transformation. Dude has been yoked as fuck for 10 years

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>Jimenez called back up

TYBA

>>75398948
He's a big guy.

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>>75398941
I know right? Lackey is such a little bitch, I hope Thames keeps hitting the way he is right now, would be fun to see a player make a comeback after spending a couple of years in the KBO.

>>75399172
Absolutely nasty

>>75399172
and he is not going anywhere

Wilson Bros.
Joey Jim
KRod
WARick

then rondon when he fixes his shit

bullpen CAN be solid but PROBABLY won't be

>>75398967
It's not really fair to gloat about good records when you have the Blue Jays in your division.

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Cop or nah?

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I'll just leave this here.

>>75399528
>claiming SA
fuck off

>>75399505
Nah

>>75399505
I have one. If you get it, get 1/2 a size bigger than normal

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>>75399243
>yfw his best friend and mediocre korean baseball player didn't accompany him when he abdicated his god-throne constructed from korean qtpucci

>>75399528
>In Dallas
>Claiming a college in Austin
>Claiming an NBA team in San Antonio
Might as well just post the teams with the most rings then, you bandwagon cuck

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>Hey Mike, I was just wondering, at the beginning of your show the jingle says "Mike Zaun. He's ready to go" yet we never hear Mike Zaun speak. Is he never actually ready to go?"

>>75399652
I excuse him picking UT - austin because its the flagship for the entire state, but the Spurs is just unacceptable.

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Go to deviantart and bring back the cringiest shit related to >your team that you can find
I'll start

>>75399657
/mlb/ mass call-in when? He got super pissed off at callers yesterday. A lot of tomfoolery on the phones. Monz needs to do a better job of screenin duh cawls

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>>75399752

>>75399752
God, sleeveless uniforms were the worst idea anyone ever had

>He learned how to hit in Korea. Examples like him make me wonder if a lot of the AAAA type players could succeed in the bigs if they're given extended time in AAA instead of the usual .5-1.5 season of success and then you get part time at bats while facing monsters like kershaw

Probably. But it took Thames 1.5 years of being bad in mlb and 4 years of Korea until he got good
Most teams cant afford 4 years of shit for the small chance he will get good.
Except for the jays. Still hoping that Justin Smoak potential finally pays off

>>75400231
Misread that as extended time in mlb, not aaa
There are a lot of guys who spend many years in aa/aaa and never make it

I'm just gonna go ahead and post the word frisco ITT.

>>75399752
>go to da
Pass

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>>75392242
I still don't know how I feel about bizarro Os

Dat Miley though. I had a feeling he'd come around after the slow start last summer.

>Doesn't like long AL games
>Loves playing in Philadelphia
>Absolutely rakes at CBP
>Would spite the Fuck out of Washington for not giving him the payday
>Phillies have only one player under contract in 2019

Harper will be a Phillie, and no amount of Texas Yankee delusion will change that

>>75400372
Ya blew it by not saying BizarrO's

Frisco.

>>75400231
dont sleep on colabello either, he might find a way back on the indians or elsewhere

jaysfans forget how clutch he was in the 2015 push

>Sources: deGrom has stiff neck, being pushed back to tomorrow. Harvey will start for #Mets.

Has neck been added yet?

>>75400594
Nah, they're just pushing deGrom back so he starts in both Washington series.

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>>75400405
>Is a Yankee fan
>They have the money to pay him in full while still being competitive
>They're window of contention will be open when he reaches free agency
>Will absolutely rape the short porch in right
>In turn, giving him a legitimate shot at home run records
>Gets to stroke his ego with a huge media market
>Will get to play the role of bad guy in the Red Sox/Yankee rivalry, further stroking his ego
>Will have a much higher chance of winning a ring with the Yankees than with the Phillies
>His home fans won't throw batteries at him
Harper has plenty of more reasons to sign with the Yankees than the Phillies.

>>75400922
There it is! There's the delusion I was talking about!

>>75400965
Not having batteries thrown at you is probably the biggest selling point desu

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>>75400988
He just can't stop!

>>75399657
>Hey Mike, Reyes is struggling a lot. Do you think the Mets should go after Arenado?
>uhhh waddyuh mean arenado
>Ya know, trade for Arenado. Do you think Plawecki can get that deal done?
>yough think...the rockies...ah gonna trade arenadogh? git lawst oghkay. we go through this every year, mets ahrunt gonna make trade in april, oghkay

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GO KEKS GO!

GO KEKS GO!

HEY CHICAGO! WHAT DO YOU SAY?

THE REDS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY!

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 Tampa Bay Rays MVP

http://www.mlive.com/tigers/index.ssf/2017/04/i_got_it_tropicana_field_tiger.html

>>75400988
Much as I'm in the Harper NYY Trout PHI timeline, part of me wonders if losing his douche beard-hair would be a turn off for him going to New York

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>>75401160
you can't make this shit up

>make a CF in vidya thinking it'll be fun to rob HR's
>everything else is the most boring fielding imaginable

Should've seen this coming desu

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>>75401160

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Every single player on the Rangers right now that wasn't homegrown is a sack of shit.

Never should have signed Choo
Never should have traded for Poocroy
Napoli is complete trash when he's not playing the Angels
Hamels is declining
Gomez sucks

Nearly every major FA signing or trade we've made after signing Adrian Beltre has sucked.

>>75401233
You should play every play for every field as a CF in RTTS mode. Meaning ball hit towards left? Go for it anyways.

>>75401267
>rags

>>75401303
I can't work out how to steal pop outs from my infielders

>>75398498
He didn't even make it a full season in Korea before being cut. Pretty sure he's out of baseball now

>>75401233
>Not diving on every single play

>>75401071
neurons firing

will continue to monitor

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>>75400594
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
neck
>tfw no old/fat

>error duplicate file exists here

>ywn have the drawing skills to draw your own MLB waifus and see them posted in every thread
Feels bad lads

>>75401423
doesn't mean you shouldn't try

you just might achieve your dream after all

>>75400965
It makes perfect fucking sense and I guarantee Manfred does all he can to push it. The MLB NEEDS the Yankees to be the bad guy.

>>75401473
Manfred is a Yankees fan too

desu I think that explains so many of his retarded ideas

>>75401506
Pfft. What the fuck do you know, limey?

>>75401267
The Rangers would be totally fine right now and only 1 game back of 1st had Dyson not LITERALLY blown 4 games in the 9th.

Dyson basically erased 4 free wins we should have had when the team was playing well, and now we're in a slump.

>>75401525
wouldn't mind seeing savory pies added to existing ballpark menus desu, much better than a lot of that gimmick food from recent years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwQA0kJw2O4

>>75401604
thanks uwe for being a master evaluator of quality

>>75401533
>we would be good if we didnt lose games!

>>75401668
We would be good if Dyson didn't lose games
FTFY

>>75401755
>Tigers have 6 claws

>>75401170
There's been so much speculation of him signing with the Yankees now, that I'm sure he would've spoken out about their hair policy if it were actually a problem for him.

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>>75392288

The Texas Rangers were the lid sealing a Pandora's Box of AL West shitposting that /mlb/ foolishly opened with their insistent >rags spamming.

Now that there is nobody to keep the memeiners, asstros, anaslime, and A'ss fans in their place, they will slowly consume this general like the cancerous redditors they are.

Apologize to Rangers fans /mlb/.

>>75401886
>rags

>>75401886
> R a g s
> a
> g
> s

>>75397061
>us SFG
>falseflagger detected
He's doing it again.

>>75401267
Jon Daniels is incredibly overrated, true

Why do the Orioles keep trade raping Seattle? Jones, Sherrill, Tillman, Trumbo and now top ace Wade Miley. Wow

>>75402078
Old bay actually has to live in maryland

>>75401886
>rags

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What did he mean by this?

>>75402104
Duh

>rags

>>75402119
Poor guy.

>>75402137
>traffic

Rich people problems right?

>>75401816
Name a free Agent or superstar that hasn't been linked to the Yankees since Free Agency started existing

>>75402159
Nah. You have to live in one of the worst states this Union has ever had the displeasure of having. Right up there with New York, Massachusetts, California, and Hawaii

>>75402255
David Price? Didn't he say something like that he'll never consider playing with them because of the facial hair policy?

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>>75401886

>>75402284
David Price fails to meet the "Superstar" Criteria.

>>75402277
Where do you live that as bad as those states? Sorry for ya bud

>>75402356
I don't live in an area as bad as those god forsaken place. I mean, you guys aren't New Jersey, but that's not saying a whole lot

>>75402368
Oh. You are implying Maryland is bad. Lol thats a rumor we started to keep you poor bank accountlets out

>>75402072
Nah, Jon Daniels is still one of the top GMs in baseball and you'd be a dingus to say otherwise.

Few GMs in the league are capable of sustaining the kind of success the Rangers have had in the last 7 years.

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.................. Moment of silence...................

.................... Thank you,

Now which one of these teams will be resting in piss in October?

>>75402499
All of them

>>75402499
All but the mariners

Ken Rosenthal: The Giants today placed left-handed pitcher Madison Bumgarner on the disabled list with bruised ribs and a grade one or two left shoulder AC sprain. Bumgarner sustained these injuries yesterday during a dirt bike accident on the team’s off day in Denver, Colorado. Bumgarner is out of the hospital, currently resting at the team hotel and will be reevaluated next week.

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>>75402531

>>75402531
I thought you were joking lol

>>75402531
lmao bumshit.

>>75402531
>bumshit

>>75402531
lmao. sad!

>>75402531
>I make all of my money by being able to twist my body to throw a ball
>I will spend my spare time doing something that endangers my hands and body, something that is intentionally dangerous

Genius

>>75402399
>bank accountlets
Lel

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>>75402499
>The Mariners struggling is notable

Maybe if you've been in a coma since 2001

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Leave MadBum to me.

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God fucking damn it I have tickets for Mondays Giants game too and Bumgarner was supposed to start. Expensive ass tickets and now the value is going to drop because it's going to be a Matt Cain game.

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>>75402531
Man what a stupid injury

Josh Hamilton is officially done in Texas. He has been released from the team.

>>75402531
crashing this dirtbike.. WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>75401160
Is there a more meme ballpark in baseball?

>>75402610
Literally why is he doing this shit during the season?

>>75402613
You still would have missed him.

He was scheduled for Tuesday (4/25).

Now they are saying he's going to be shut down the entire year and probably released or traded because he violated his contract. Jesus fuck.

>>75402626
He should be in prison.

>>75402641
Giants were going to skip Cains start and have Bumgarner pitch.

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JUST

>>75402666
DG is probably really happy now.

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Before someone makes a bullshit posts about me being happy about bumshits injury. I'm not. I meme but the guy really is excellent and I was really really looking forward to Tuesdays match-up with Kershaw. Hope he gets healthy soon so he can take this Dodger L sooner than later. One of the few white players to display passion.

But that team really is done though with or w/o bumshit.

Rest in piss.

2010-2017

>bikegarner
>crashgarner
>ribgarner
>crashison bikeharder

>jints

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>Bumgarner so shook of Kershaw he injures himself on purpose

>>75402679
What handle does he use now?

>>75402657
Left-hander Ty Blach was slated to start Monday.

This is to get a left-hander on day 1 of a home series.

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TYBP

>>75402697
None >>75402685

dirtison bikegarner

>Bumshit to the DL
>Dirtbike accident

what a backwoods hick

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Will this activate my almonds? Or get my noggin joggin?

Are Rockies winning the NL West?

lol this is the first time Bumgarner has been on the DL.

wouldn't the giants say in his contract that he can't do that shit?

>>75399872
Damn I feel like a kid who has that level of ability is either way too young to be on DA, or way too shitty to want to share his work.

>>75401160
Ain't the first time neither I went there for tanaka's blowout this year and despite a sizeable chunk the vendors could be heard a mile away

what went wrong?

>>75402748
yee

>>75402647
Boston could use another ACE

>oakland will have a new stadium site
so I guess a backyard dumpster site. good for them

>>75402781
We should have never given you niggas money

Ken Rosenthal verified
Source: Expectation is that #SFGiants’ Bumgarner will be out 6 to 8 weeks.

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>>75402816
Good, we don't need him

>>75402850
the entire nl west is shit so it wont make a difference

Is it part of the job description as MLB Commissioner to completely and continuously work AGAINST the A's?

>>75402710
DONT LOOK AT ME

>>75402685
i was planning on getting tickets to the game as well

im pissed. cant stand another game of apehoop

DODGERS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>75402884
oakland is a commie infested third world shithole, every league wants out of that place for good reason

>>75402858
Yeah. The bullpen and Left-fielders can crash this season without him.

So how much will the Cueto return be when they're 10 back at the deadline?

We just need some bullpen arms. Any suggestions?

>>75402499
Rags, Jays, Gints, and Ms for sure
I give the Methinals a shot

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Here are the top pitchers in baseball so far this season

>>75402946
David Robertson
Nate
Jake Petricka

>kekstros

Kek, enjoy the basement in a few weeks

>>75402884
Manfred even paying lip service to the Vegas meme is atrocious.

Even if that market weren't now completely oversaturated, it's still a smallish market FULL of transplants. That would work so well for a baseball team!

>>75402932
Cueto's opting out.
He already said in an interview last week that he wants to finish his career in the AL (to avoid hitting and getting hit by a pitcher).

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your NL West MVP!!

Alex Pavlovic verified
Giants called up Chris Stratton.
2 minutes ago from Echofon

>>75402959
>Sale topping the list
>not a single whos pitcher
What went wrong?

>>75402975
What does that even have to do with what he typed retard

Best trip: MMR
Worst trip: Wooston
Underrated: Old Bay
Overrated: Texas Yankees

>>75402959
>severino is on the list

That's how you know when it's April. I'd be surprised if he finished the season with an ERA under 5. He's garbage

>>75402959
If your starters BABIP is under .250, he is lucky overrated trash who will regress

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The Cleveland Kipnises

How good was Tebow in his prime?

>>75403007
>how much
How much won't matter is he doesn't want to stay; he's as good as gone.

>Rangers beat the Habs
>Mets will beat the Expos

Why is canada such a fucking joke?