/heem/ nate diaz edition

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Based OP

Bless.

Who should Nate Diaz fight next?

>>75380449
Tony Ferguson or Edson Barboza

Was Ronda Rousey good for the sport?

>>75380514
She was a catalyst for WMMA. That's a personal preference as to whether that was good for the sport.

>>75380514
Yes.

who is your most beloved female fighter?

>>75380367
wow how is nate so much bigger than schaub?

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>>75380635
Megan Olivi

>>75380651
Those 209 genetics

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Lmao at hotpockets for leaving the swab thread from SIXTH page

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Schaub wins!

Cody Garbrandt

>>75382460
This post really activates my almonds

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NICE JOB JANITORS DELETE THE HEEM THREAD

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>>75380367

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Previous thread: >>75380367

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News:

>TUF 25 EP 1 recap
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/episode-no-1-recap-the-ultimate-fighter-25-redemption

>Ramsey Nijem on TUF 25 spot, UFC return
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ramsey-nijem-puts-aside-hard-feelings-for-another-ufc-shot-on-tuf-25-redemption

>Blaydes vs Omielanczuk set for UFC 213
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/curtis-blaydes-vs-daniel-omielanczuk-heavyweight-bout-teed-up-for-ufc-213-in-las-vegas

>WSOF to become PFL, adopt seasons and playoff tournaments
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/wsof-goes-back-to-the-future-rebrands-as-professional-fighters-league

>Honda engaged to Browne
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/20/15376724/ronda-rousey-engaged-to-marry-travis-browne-wedding-soon

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>>75382567
actual previous thread is here

>>75370760

>>75380497.

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>>75382557
Are you triggered by Gelsenkirchen ?

>Schalke.

>>75382590
>wearing ufc gloves at a local pro event

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>>75380691
Good post,

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>>75382567
>he put the previous thread as the current thread because he is already preparing to make the next thread 475 posts earl
IM FUCKING LAFFIN
you gotta relax man. its never this serious

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMj-VuCC3-A

>tfw Conor doesn't know anything about boxing
>tfw he is going to get put heem to shame
>tfw we are definitely going to be sent to /asp/

>>75380367
me on the left btw

>>75382845
We all know he has no chance... don't we?
I mean I have 500 quid on floyd by KO hahaha

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>>75382845
Conor is just another wrestler with an overhand left.

Rate this striking

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTHNBR6lLOa/

>>75382910
Rofl those little polski sounds

>>75382845
>>tfw we are definitely going to be sent to /asp/
Just like we were going to when Brock fought Hunt?

>>75382880
>betting on floyd this early

bro you gotta let the fight get announced then allow all that irish money to come in hard on conor. then you'll get a line worth betting on. those fans might even move the line 200 points

>>75380449

Diaz is never fighting again

>>75382891
>Conor's longer arms would have reached Floyd
>Conor's head movement would have dodged that cross
>Conor's height would have made Floyd's cross harder to connect

>>75382910
Best in the division but she's getting sheem'd by my low-key girl Andrade.

>>75382933
I'll put more on if it changes a huge amount, but I expect a shit ton of money coming in on floyd from the black panthers too

>>75382880
>>75382933
>betting on a fight that isn't going to happen

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>>75382943
>muh reach
He already beat a tall ginger white boi, except now he will have to fight some who couldn't even make it as an amateur.
Pic related couldn't beat Mayweather, Connair def won;t.

did adan get banned? I hope so

Wait tuf is finished right? It's prerecorded and the fighters in it already know the results? Or what?
Because Ramsey has been celebrating on instagram these last few days

>>75382999
It'll happen, they already offered conor 75 mil and mayweather 100+, with those terms already it should be close.
Why wouldn't it happen? It's a win-win for conor and 99.9% win 0.01% HUGE SOUL CRUSHING LOSS followed by suicide.

>>75383075
for floyd*

>>75383075
Coz if it was gonna happen it wud of happened by now

>>75383070
Yes

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>>75383024
no, I'm still here. 50-0

>>75383098
No, it takes a long time to negotiate a fight this big and the longer they wait the bigger it gets.

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>>75383070
yeah, the seasons are recorded in their entirety before they air
it would be cool if he won because I picked him to win the season, but i'm pretty sure it would be a breach of contract to leak the results of the show before they aired

>>75383110
>>75383125
I think it's definitely ramsey and krause who are gonna be in the final anyway.

>>75383070
yes TUF is prerecorded. I guess the fighters sign some agreements to not release the results. I looked at Ramsey's Instagram and nothing really stands out to me

>>75383075
They offered the UFC 75 million, which is less than the take for UFC 205 even without Goober's cut. So that's way less money for their biggest star to get humiliated.

>>75383146
I think Jesse Taylor and Joe Stevenson will go far

casual fag here
GSP when

>>75383169
Dana said the UFC offered conor 75 mil anf mayweather north of 100
Mayweather hasn't offered anything.
Where are you getting your info

Who is your favorite fighter?

>>75383208
Cody Garbrandt and Dominick Cruz

Ask me anything

>>75383194
As soon as his balls drop

>>75383201
>Believing Dana White on anything

What's your least favorite fight?

>>75383146
Krause posted on his instagram that he had a bad staph infection a while ago (not sure if that was still when TUF was being recorded)

I think Eddie Gordon will do very well.

>>75383208
Nong-O

>>75383256
Anderson vs Maia

>>75383270
That one wmma fight that literally sent the dude near the Octagon is far worse
It's so bad I can literally never remember the 2 fighters in it

>>75383216
how tall are you?

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>>75383248
So your pulling your info out of your arse then?

>>75383288
5"10

>>75383285
sent the dude near the Octagon to sleep*

>>75383201
>“[The purse] depends on how much the fight sells,” he added. “If the fight sells as well as I think it can, Floyd makes a little north of [$100 million] and Conor makes [$75 million].”

He's talking about the total purse, which McGregor would negotiate a cut of with the UFC. It is a bit of an assumption on my part, but if McGregor makes 75 then there's nothing left over for Dana & co. McGregor has no chance of winning this fight so I can't imagine they'd greenlight it unless it brought in way more than a normal PPV.

>>75383285
Moroz-Taylor?

>>75383201
>>75383291
Dana didn't say the UFC offered that keke
He said that's what he sees their purses being.
Note: He does not control Mayweathers purse

>>75383291
Not him, but literally nothing Dana White says turns out to be true about anything. He has no power in the UFC, to make fights nor determine who gets paid what for that matter.

>>75383285
UFC 112 is worse because Anderson could had easily heemed Maia but chose to goof off and not engage and it was a highly anticipated main event instead of some 2 literally who women. Also it was embarrassing how shitlessly scared Demian was in that fight, the least he could do was to rush sloppily like Griffin did

>>75383357
Anderson was scared shitless of being taken down and raped

funny to hear Dana's old voice from the early TUF seasons

>>75383256
Gonzaga vs. Rosholt

Struve vs. Rosholt

Nelson vs. Rosholt

>>75383379
Goldie's voice also changed a lot

>>75383371
Lol, sure, Anderson silva at the height of his power was scared of a guy who hadn't even developed a striking game yet

>>75383332
>>75383347
Well either way it's a record breaking fight in every department, they'd be retarded not to make it.

>>75383256
too hard to choose a least but that one with Rashad and Big or Little Nog was so terrible i almost erased it from memory

they played patty cake the whole time. it was bizarre

Rashad and Rampage was super disappointing too. I was so frustrated that Rampage wouldn't throw hands after all that buildup.

>>75383328
Nah, that was pretty bad but there was one which was worse. I think it was WBW.

>>75383357
It's still Anderson goofing off though. I suppose he did say least favourite so I can get why you'd hate that more though

>>75383401
>Circles around the cage for two rounds instead of engaging
>as if he was scared
kek

>>75383413
Floyd doesn't need it unless he wants to be greedy.

>>75383154
It was on his instagram story the last few days, nout that would confirm he won just happy and drinking and what not

>>75383418
I hate it the most because it was one of the first MMA events I decided to stay up late and watch live and it sucked balls

>>75380367
he looks like absolute fucking shit

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>>75383208
ama

>>75383467
Don't be so hard on Brandon

>>75383484
That's a lot of manlets

>>75383451
Why not? Conor wants to get schooled and probably KO'd while giving Floyd the biggest payday of his career and breaking Marcianos record.
The risk to reward is insane

>>75383496
>the biggest payday of his career
Not true

>>75383493
I only see 4

>>75383463
I'm sorry Poland

>>75383484
diaz looks like your dad when he sees a fit girl walk past at the beach

>>75383432
He is a counter fighter you clueless casual. He was waiting for Maia to do something, but Maia refused to do anything other than flop desperately to the floor

>>75383517
no he doesn't

Is Overeem fighting Werdum?

anyone got WEBM requests from last night's TUF?

gonna make a few

>>75383527
oh fuck off

>>75383484
Bektic has terrible fight iq

>>75383505
I think it'll do more PPV buys than him and Pacman.
Conor is huge, floyd is huge and everyone will tune in.

>>75383533
/HARDWORK/

>>75383533
webm request the entire episode, can't find it to watch anywhere

>>75383531
I remember hearing it was in the works but don't think its confirmed

>>75383559
watchfree (dot) to

search ultimate fighter, click first result, go to season 25

>>75383548
It won't

>>75383545
I disagree, I do think he needs to work on his cardio though

>>75383559
http://watchwrestling.uno/watch-ultimate-fighter-s25e01/

It's pretty bad desu, waste of 2 hours imo

>>75383385
>Gonzaga vs. Rosholt
Gonzaga never fought Rosholt, I guess you mean Erokhin.

>>75383585
The reason it dragged on was cause of that guy who missed weight so they had to include more mandrama to fill up time cause there was only one fight.

>>75383596
Yeah you're right, just want to forget that fight happened. Might as well have been Rosholt in there, glad that loser got cut.

>>75383585
Shut up dork it was a good episode

Which fighters have no tattoos?

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>>75383580
His loss to Elkins was so stupid even Cruz on commentary predicted it

>dominate standup
>keep shooting for takedowns even tho you get into dangerous positions on the ground
>get heemed after a scramble by a dude whose face you've mashed into a bloody pulp

>>75383632
No I'm sorry it was ass

>>75383522
I know he's a counter fighter, cunt.
It doesn't mean he couldn't have KO'd Maia stiff at any point in the last two rounds if he wanted to, but he didn't want to take the risk of getting grabbed and subbed in minutes, or he respected him too much.
I watched the fight, and Maia definitely tried to strike at the end but Silva was sidestepping around the cage non-stop.

>>75382845
worked

>>75383643
>keep shooting for takedowns even tho you get into dangerous positions on the ground
Because he gassed lad

>>75383573
that's the ticket

cheers lad

>>75383649
Oh for sure I disagree my man, 100% straight up

>>75383576
>>75383505
Good arguments

>>75383636
Raging al
diaz bros
Jake shields
Urijah faber I think

>>75383672
You are entitled to your own opinion my guy, for sure don't lose my number

I have this fight scored for Al so far.
Jorge pretty much just moved backwards and countered the whole fight, other than that little flurry at the end of round 1 he did nothing significant

>>75383660
He gassed from needless wrestling, takedowns are the most tiring thing to do and he tried ten of them

>come into TUF at 196lbs knowing you'll have to cut to 170 multiple times if everything goes your way
>on a "redemption" season

what a retard

Who has the most ironic nickname in MMA history?

>>75383650
Not him, but...Silva struggled against strong wrestlers. Sonnen was not a good fighter and still pinned him down for almost an entire fight. He and Maia were both afraid of each other.

>>75383758
He took the opportunity, probably wouldn't have got back into the UFC anyway.

>>75383418
Could it have been McMann vs Eye? I remember the first round was so terrible that Big John warned Jessica Eye for being too inactive.

I turned it off shortly afterwards.

>>75383804
he had to have some lead time from getting picked to filming though

who is your favorite tall fighter?

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>>75383816
that's it

>>75383823
true, probably was hoping that he would be one of the last to get picked to fight

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>>75383846
jessica eye is consistently disappointing

>>75383828
King Conor, he makes the manlets so fucking mad lmao.

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Now that the dust has settled, was he right?

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>>75383879

>>75383894
box swede was ahead of his time, he thought garbrandt was gonna be dillashit, so he was right

>>75383894
*post pictures of favorite fighter covered in stars*
Yes. I'm glad I convinced most of you dorks to jump on The No Love train BEFORE he beat snooze.

>>75383846
Every time I see McMann it reminds me of how much of a manlet I am and I how I need to start lifting.

Is it weird that I'm attracted to her upper body?

>>75383927
Top tier manlet lifting channel here. 95% quality advice, 5% meme advice.
https://youtu.be/Pn4u0ZPWaro

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>>75383872
She is so bad and needs to be cut ASAP.

>>75383978
white people ruin everything

>>75383894
No, he's a dork. He thought tj would knock out Cruz and only though Cody would win thanks to me.

>>75383978
has this retarded bitch even won a fight ever

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>>75383782

>>75383782
georges rush st pierre

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>>75383978
>>75383990
im like 90% convinced she authored her own wiki page

>Called "one of the best strikers in the women's division" by FoxSports.com,[3] Eye is known for her quick boxing, agility, and defense. She began competing in mixed martial arts (MMA) in 2008, amassing an undefeated amateur record through 2010. Eye found additional success after turning pro, winning each of her fights in Bellator and holding a 10-1 record upon signing with the UFC in 2013.

>Outside of MMA, Eye has modeled for Cosmopolitan and been referenced in music by recording artist Machine Gun Kelly. Her fighting ability has received recognition from multiple media outlets and UFC president Dana White.

>>75383894
Eh...kind of. Cruz's footwork is a meme, but it's because he runs the same patterns over and over, not because of the intentionally looping punches or low power. I'm interested to see what he brings to the tale next time, I'm sure he's working on some new wrinkles since Garbrandt had him totally figured out.

>>75384046
she is barely literate

>>75383970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Nx-Ds4C3k

Is this what Body Dysmorphic Disorder looks like?

>>75383675
Phillipines 100 million
Ireland 6 million

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Lads, how the FRICK am I supposed to trane UFC with females? In the gi. I smash female upper belts, and they get butthurt and say I'm just using strength. If I tone it down, it feels patronizing and like a waste of everyone's time.

Guys much larger than me don't hesitate to smash the shit out of me. What do you guys do when it's time to train with a female? I have no fucking idea, it's weird every time.

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>>75384046
Have you seen the nerds here who defend wmma? Probabaly one of those dorks.
>wmma
Lol

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predict how long this mma marriage lasts

>>75384089
Shouldn't they appreciate it when you use strength?

As in, its good practice for a real life scenario.

Tell them that if a guy is trying to rape her he's not going to hold back to test out his BJJ tricks.

>>75384111
thirteen seconds

>>75384124
excuse me mr rapist, but could you rely on TECHNIQUE instead of brute strength please

>>75384095
Grow up

>>75384089
I only ever rolled with a woman once and she beat the shit out of me

>>75384124
>>75384133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Yb9WiqCzM

>>75384089
>"training" with women
why
what a waste of fucking money

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>>75384111
1/3 as long as tecia and raquel

>>75384077
That's a real alpha manlet. He is big for a natty. Have been incorporating his advice into my routine the past few monthis and my traps, neck, and forearms have exploded.

>>75384089
Stop lying on the internet

>>75384093
>>75384049
The discord is a joke.

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>>75384077
>5'5"

>>75384089
>I smash female upper belts, and they get butthurt

People who get put to train with females are usually the ones not good enough to go with men.

If you need to go all out against women you're definitely not good to begin with. Know all about your kind 2bh.

Rowdy Ronda Browne

>>75384144
that house looks abysmal lol

>>75384171
Be respectful. Nobody gets to choose their height, bud.

>>75384171
Post your body right now.
>inb4 deflection

>>75382816
you don't maintain a 3.2 gpa in community college without being prepared

>>75384144
how close is that to coral springs, florida?

>>75383517
lmao

>>75384195
6'3", maybe half as jacked as that dude, UGLY, and girls would still choose me

KEK

>>75380651
Schaub's wrists are thicker than mates bi/triceps lol

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>>75384144
wow, what an unfortunate photo

>>75384238
>no pic
Sure thing buddy ;)

>>75384262
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAp4HaIhh8K/

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>>75384262
thats just how her face looks m8

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>>75384238

dana white is my boy. ufc would be boring without him blowing out nerds on social media and calling out pretentious """journalists""" on their bullshit

>>75384217
Depends, where was that pic taken?

>>75384333
This

>>75384324
LEL

>Also that lanklet getting blown out on TUF last night

>>75384333
Enjoy him while he lasts. Can't see him doing this much longer. He looked awful on TUF.

>>75384324
It's not even about being a lanklet or manlet, it's being insecure that is so unattractive. Anybody think Faber has problem pulling girls?

I'm a manlet in way above average shape and the idea of some guy irl coming up to me and trying to talk shit about my height is so absurd. I laugh at the manlet jokes here, so disconnected from reality. Only on 4chan...

>>75384175
We train with everyone for some stuff, switching partners. You're right, I'm not good. I'm a fucking white belt, but I do destroy female colored belts. My gym has a reputation for being very stingy with promotions, so I'm guessing these females do well for themselves in competition and all that.

>>75384153
Lying about what?

>>75384139
Again, we switch partners for certain parts of class.

>>75384124
You would think, but I suspect they get butthurt that a white belt mows through their guard.

>Say Khabib has horrific conditioning and cardio
>Get made fun of on heem
>Tony says the same thing
>He misses weight

Last time I pay attention to you losers.

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>>75384425
tony got so lucky khabib pulled out 2bh

>>75384279
>im going to post pics for you to jerk off to

k manlet

>>75384444
I'm glad I got that
>inb4 deflection
Before your obvious deflection ;)

Why you so insecure bro?

>>75384441
Khabib would be 24-1 right now

>>75384425
missing /= having bad conditioning and cardio

Kelvin missed weight a ton but his cardio is fine

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>>75384444
blown
the
fuck
out

>>75384384
literally laughed

>>75384462
Yes it does, he would have been weaker for a 5 round fight and he was never going to keep up with Tony.

>>75384417
Well she should be happy its only her guard that is getting "mowed through"

>>75384384
Faber probably does fine, but he is also a famous athlete. The internet in general seems pretty ridiculous when it comes to insulting short people. Its a very strange disconnect from real life. Anyone who unironically uses the term manlet is autistic.

>>75384089
I just practice my guard and subs from the bottom, go 50%

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>>75384515
>no one cares IRL

seems you've never met any girls i guess

>>75384547
>irl
>posts stuff from the internet
Seriously man, try going outside.

>>75384515
It's not a disconnect. Of course I notice and laugh at short people in real life. What am I going to do approach random strangers and insult them? You're still capable of shooting me lol.

>>75384417
>I do destroy female colored belts.
That's not something to brag about.

>>75384494
You don't know shit
Never post here again

>>75384571
I doubt you actually have any meaningful social interaction irl. These are he posts at legit make me kek. Just dripping with insecurity and too much time spent on 4chan.

>>75384571
>Of course I notice and laugh at short people in real life

I think there is something not right in your head, just saying.

>>75383794
To be fair sonnen was on a fairly good run during those years ...dominated okami when Okami was still a top contender, beat up Nate the great (Nate still went on to put on great performances against palhares and woodley)...dominated a dangerous fighter in Brian stann..he arguably lost the bisping fight, but still a close fight ...It also helped that he was roided to the gills.

>>75384547
Half of those girls have fucked a guy shorter than 6ft and haven't realised.

In a woman's brain 6ft = "tall" and 6 foot something = stand out in a crowd

>>75384583
I know more than you

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>>75384592
it just goes to show you how far removed the average autist on here is from reality

>>75384590
>>75384592
It's funny when you see a guy who is the size of a flyweight. I just saw one who looked like DJ coming out of GNC reeking of cologne.

A million different things are said online that you really think but don't say to people in person.

>>75384634
Take NotePad here calling people autistic. Almost everyone in this thread does it but no one does it in real life at the grocery store.

>>75384637
If you say stuff online you wouldn't say irl you're literally insecure. You only feel safe hiding behind a keyboard. You will try to rationalize this however you can.

>>75384637
Funny how a manlet like Joe Benavidez can pull a dime piece like Megan Olivi but you can't eh?

>>75384137
One stripe white belt here ...I've only rolled with women a few times ..they all were soft and smelled nice ... I felt like a dick any time I was in an advantageous position, so I let them do their thing and worked on my defense.

>>75384634
So slamming onto your back is a retarded decision here, yes? Would it just let the guy tighten the choke

>inb4 casual 205er 196er 189er etc
yes yes, i don't know everything about mma

>>75384637
Well I guess its not unreasonable to react to the sight of some 99th percentile outlier.

But there is something odd about you if you frequently have negative thoughts about strangers you encounter.

>>75383782
Liddell maybe? Or Silva just because they got said all the time

>>75384714
Correct, 196er.

>>75384734
Don't you have a small chance of an """inadvertent""" headbutt that knocks the guy out?

>>75383999
This is the best answer by a wide margin.

>the natural
>becomes more ripped the older he gets

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>>75384662

*AuTistic
if you're going to use that retarded faze clan capitalization on the word notepad, you might as well use it for every word

>>75384714
yeah, and it also makes it much more difficult to escape the choke
in that position, you should be trying to use the cage to peel the guy off

>>75384769
Very small chance, but the person on the back can just adjust their head over your shoulder so it would take a measure of incompetence on their part. It's also not easy to generate a ton of force when the guy is controlling your upper body and has hooks in on your hips. Brooks was already done by that point in the webm.

>>75384046
>"outside of MMA.....her fighting ability.....UFC president Dana White"

>>75384769
Maybe ...whatever you do, don't try to spike the dude on his head ..there was a story a year or two back about a fighter who did that ..he ended up taking the force of himself and the choker ..ended up paralyzed

>>75384813
lmao triggered af

>>75384813
Williams gassed so hard in that fight.

Couldn't believe that I was watching.

Why don't fighters learn to crabwalk

hands down so you can't be kneed and you can constantly get them in your guard

>>75384813
ta
>>75384859
>don't try to spike the dude on his head
Jumping forward then, instead of back? Is that legal? Kinda sounds effective

>>75384838
I guess so, would sort of be funny to see someone do it desu

>>75384935
Ryan Hall is your guy my man

>>75384936
Jumping forward like a roll. It happens sometimes in UFC and I always wince when I see it.

>>75384985
>sometimes
Why not more often then? Slim chance of working? Sounds pretty deadly like you say

Why does Schawb sound so nasally on the Big Shit Digestion?

>>75384564
*goes outside*
*looks at a manlet wrong*
*gets heemed*

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>Schaub is going vegetarian

It's happening

>I don't need glasses I just like how they look on my face even tho they tilt on me cos of my banged up nose and ears I still feel like I look good happy Thursday everyone how's that 75milli make your stomach feel? It's actually 100+ milli if we go by the non conservative numbers the fight will actually do and that's not including my endorsements and business ventures. 28 years of age. Fresh cunt. Doubt me now

Anyone watch the MMA VIVISECTION?

>>75385009
You just answered your own question.

Let's watch some weekend warriors slam people in local tournaments.
https://youtu.be/yW0-FtqSFLs

Yoel Romero vs. DC who wins? Keep in mind they're both midgets (5'9).

>>75385233
Watching right now

>>75385389
retard

>>75385389
Cormier would destroy him. Cormier has a GOAT chin and would pressure the fuck out of Yoel. Not a chance Yoel could match his pace.

>>75383927
I'm with you

>>75385254
>self KO at 4:07
wew

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Is it bullying to call bullies losers?

>>75385634
fucking pathetic
just when you thought you couldn't hate tj dillashaw any more

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>>75385688
it's hilarious how fundamentally disconnected from the real world you are
i want to see what would happen if you ever left your basement

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>>75385634
If this is referring to cody (seems like it is), thats hilarious

why is his name tiajuana dillashaw when he's clearly not mexican

>>75385843
He's part mexican. Hence why he's under 6 feet tall.

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>>75385836
Yeah, he and Cody have been going back and forth on twitter since TUF aired.

>>75386039
literally mandrama

who is your favorite fighter?

>combined record of all of Artemis opponents
>231-65-4
Artems record literally is the warriors bible. He has fought real competition his whole career.

What is the best walkout song?

>>75386039
>dickashaw
lmao this is high school tier

>>75386130
https://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA

>>75386140
He's really not very intelligent or witty

It was apparent in the Cruz fight promotion

>>75386140
It would be a surprise if he even got through high school.

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>>75385634
>#DontBeAHothead


What did he mean by this?

Cody is a jerk, wtf I loves snakes in the grass now.

Jones vs DC 2 happening UFC 214

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/855225421922787329

>>75386262
>targeted =/= happening

>>75386262
>According to multiple sources, the promotion is officially targeting Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones 2 at UFC 214 on July 29 in Anaheim, Calif.

Holy fucking shit I live in LA. I will for sure get tickets to this. Watching DC get broken will be awesome.

>>75386205
Cody being such a dick is turning Dilly into a sympathetic figure.

>>75386262
oh shit
>>75386293
probably will happen

Sperg OP didn't like TJ nor mention him until Cruz lost now suddenly he likes him?

That's pretty pathetic and childish

>>75386305
i feel the opposite

you know cody is a tool looking at him

TJ has shown himself to be a bigger tool every day since the TAM drama

>>75386205
Why's he a jerk? May I remind you he saved a kid dying from cancer.

>>75386400
is that supposed to be legible?

>>75386400
>can't even screencap

you're retarded arent you

>>75386336
How would you expect TJ to act? It seems like TAM is being petty and he is trying his best to just stay out of it.

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>>75386424
>>75386434

who is your least favorite heavyweight fighter?

>>75386454
like less of a bitch maybe

everything he got accused of he admitted to at some point

>regularly beat people the fuck up in training because he can't control himself
>lied to uriah's face about whether he was leaving
>whined like a fucking bitch after losing to Dom

Has sperg op filtered me because I btfo'd so many times? howling #dontbeacruzfan #dontbeakhabibfan

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>>75386527
no, I filtered you because you're an obnoxious autist

>>75386336
>>75386454
TJ is acting fine, he's being humble and explained himself and his reasons for leaving made sense.

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>>75386469
>Still can't screencap

>>75386517
Oh, I'm just referring specifically to the dynamic between him and Cody on TUF. I know dilly got a lot of heat for stuff already (snake in the grass) but I mean that if Cody just is a dick to him on TUF all season it's going to garner him sympathy. Stuff we can see on the show is a lot more salient than he said/he said back and forth from the past imo.

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>>75386600

>>75386632
what kind of device do you have? an original iphone?

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>>75386580
Not true though my good man, I was nice to you from the start. You flipped out at me every thread just because of my boy. I simply put you back in your place. Also this whole I act autistic then chimp out and call others autistic gimmick is getting a bit stale my good man.

I have to ask why you hate Cody so much? Because he is good looking and reminds you of the chads at school who get the girls?

Was you bullied by someone with tattoos?

It doesn't matter, if you took 5 minutes to educate yourself you'd know that Cody, despite being insanely good looking and looking like a badass, is an insanely nice guy who also comes across as socially awkward and a bit insecure.

So see, it's not all bad, you can relate to him a little bit.

omg sperg op BTFO
based cody fan

Someone with a troll twitter account send cody a gif of a japanese porn of a girl shitting eels captioned with a bunch of snake emojis and see if he's stupid enough to retweet it.

>>75386696
I see your point now, you are correct.

https://twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/855229942522458112

Quick question for every here: how does it feel knowing I could heem you?

>>75386817
literally a cam whore

>>75386817
She wants Chael to make fuck

>>75384425
heem is ALWAYS wrong. it's the only constant

>>75386832
Literally nobody knows that feel my dude.

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>>75386817

/ourgirl/

>>75386817
>reply roastbeef.jpeg

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>>75386817
tweet this at her

>>75386984
tweet it yourself you weirdo

>>75386817
This triggers the beta

>>75385688
Only losers hate TJ and it's cause of what Conor said which makes them casuals.

how boring would it be if ryan hall fought khabib?

>>75387167
Hall is a 145er, he would get smashed.

>>75387148
anyone who hates TJ is a 196er who didn't watch him come out and turn Baraos head into a speedbag the first time around, the guy is a cunt yeah but so is cody no dick, who cares about personalitys what is this reddit?

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>>75387167
One of my dream matches id love to see what kind of scrambles could happen with the both of them

>>75387148
Conors a snake as well though that is the funny thing.

Brought in another Jiu Jitsu coach cause he knew sbgs wasnt good enough.

Cheated on Dee, arguably the only one who was loyal to him

Also, he would probably be a better fighter if he left SBG so his loyalty achieves nothing

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>Schmidt

>>75387271
Leglocks are a meme, at least in MMA.

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How contrived

What do you guys think of this heem? Watch both videos.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0f_1490751621

Tyron Woodley is the greatest welterweight fighter of all time

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>>75387534

>>75387528
thats not a heem retard, thats a middle school slap fight

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>>75387528
I'm not watching that shit

>>75387582
>guy climbs up a baseball cage and jumps on to an unconscious guy
>another guy boot stomps him

what middle school?

>>75387633
didn't see the second video, that fat kid seems like a total faggot wearing timbs and basketball shorts, would heem him in a second

>>75387528
Wow wtf
6 dudes and a girl with a tazer to beat one dude then giving him brain damamge after he's already unconscious.

This is why I hate people and hate going outside. How did they even ko him with their weak slaps?

>>75387241
The way he completely destroyed Barao and ended his meme was one of the greatest things to happen in BW history.

i could knock any cunt out in this thread with one punch

>>75386262
based corms will destroy coco needle-o

>>75386817
kek

>>75387498
sad!

>>75384144
racquel is gonna go full trans eventually

>>75387866
lol dillshit finally found the guy worse at trash talking than him, this is good stuff