/F1/ - Formula One General - Oppresive Legs Edition

Being this early

Early and shit thread tbqhf

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Reminder why we are still here

>>75374398
Love him, but I'm glad he's gone

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>>75374398
the call that would have saved f1, and you all didn't answer it

Sad!

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>>75374082
90s Schumi helmet GOAT helmet

>Jessica OP image

I approve

>>75374577
I thought he'd dropped that bitch ages ago

>>75374341
>Bruce Willis

potato is kill

>>75374706

"No"

>>75374706
>>75374730
>mentions potato
>Irish guy appears

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>>75374706
He's fine.

>>75374686

Was there ever any reason for FI dumping the objectively better white paint scheme?

>>75374751
please. that thing makes me wanna barf

>>75374736

Belgians in charge of geography

>>75374763

but now its just another Mclaren desu

is motorsport manager any good

>>75374843
No. Autistic shit.

>>75374780
When has McLaren ever been pink?

>>75374843
Since you are Finland junior iirc, autistic shit might just be your thing.

https://www.lego.com/en-us/speedchampions/products/mercedes-amg-petronas-formula-one-team-75883

>>75374973
Which "manager" game is better then?

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>>75375084
>Rosberg still there
>Hamilton white
just as it should be

>>75375084
>That shit green

wew

>>75375084

The car I designed looks better desu

>>75375084
>>75375114
Also
>intermediates
Enjoy your fast degradation

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>>75375114
Haven't been able to post this in a while since he lost it. Who truly was the mentally buried lad?

>>75374843
The AI is so fucking stupid that the game is more frustrating than anything

>>75375084
>only car on grid without clit nose
>make an effort to give one to the Lego car

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>>75375114
How nice of them to include Alonso as well.

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>>75373768
>could a Zanardi situation ever happen again
The cars are significanly sturdier and better at diffusing energy.
I actually rememer seeing a similar crash in recent years on an oval, but I can't recall which specifically.
Basically the driver had sprained/bruised legs.
The DW12 cockpit(cell) extends past the legs and the driver's legs themselves do not extend much past the undertray/bodywork. Not like it was during CART. Lots of crush space and energy diffusion between the driver and an impact these days.

>>75375135
>Black Champion Race
How can whiteracrs even compete?

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>his government doesnt support an f1 team

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I've got a whole bunch of Schumachers on my stove to make into something. They've been vegetating for some time now and I need them use up before they expire.
What should I make /f1ck/?

>>75375473
Schwäbischen Kartoffelsalat

>>75375473
ebin

>>75375473
mash them

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>find Billy Monger interview
>see Flörsch's cute bitch face at start of the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QA2DK813_M

>>75375731
here's her interview btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpNLa0KHSLI

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>>75375746

>>75375746
>>75375731
>>75375776
What if she lost her legs in a crash? Would /f1/ still rate her? What if she also lost her arms and was full stump-mode?

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>>75375473
Hasselback Schumis.
Slice them thinly, but not all the way through.
Brush with melted butter.
(sprinkle parmesan/garlic/herbs if you're feeling extra fancy)
Bake for 30-40 min @ 437°F.

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>>75375813
Love finds a way

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>>75375813

I have some kind of amputee fetish regarding the legs so I think it would be fine aswell. For the arms too I don't know, I mean, it depends how much, only torso would be a no to me, but like pic related would be perfectly fine.

>>75375500
Hey German m8.
Can ask how I'm supposed to use "noch" in practice without having someone to speak with?
Was looking at a recipe for that potato salad and I'm pretty sure "noch" was used to sequence the order in which things go, like "Then" in English, but I've seen it used for other things like emphasizing certain words within a sentence.
These multi-purpose words are one of my biggest roadblocks in reading German.

I'm starting to understand this obsession with /flörsch/

>>75375813
I'd rate her as an onahole

>>75375968
noch is used to show something is about to happen or should happen but not at the moment it gets used

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Will Billy Mongers eventually become a shrimping boat captain's first mate?

>>75376021
maybe mate

https://disqus.com/by/TheundisputedWorldChampion/

>>75376007
Could you give me a quick example?

Appreciate it.

>>75376124
it's basically 'yet' in English
or post your cooking example and I explain what's meant

>>75376124
"jetzt noch etwas salz hinzufuegen"
"now just add some salt"

That Billy Monger lad had one leg cut off below the knee and the other half way up his thigh,

I actually feel sick, holy shit.

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>>75375813
Automatic upgrade

Kartoffeln in der Schale kochen, anschließend pellen.
Noch warm in hauchdünne Scheiben schneiden, mit den Zwiebeln mischen. Anschließend die heiße Brühe hinzugeben mischen, Öl, Senf und Essig hinzugeben, mischen und mit Salz, Muskatnuss und Pfeffer abschmecken, noch warm essen.
Man kann auch Gurken untermischen.

Wants me to begin by heating the potatoes, then peel them.
Slice them thinnly and add the onions(onion mix? Possibly just meaning sliced)
Then add the other ingredients, salt pepper, mustard etc.

I get the gist of it, but can't help but feel I lose something in translation due to not understanding everything.

>>75376377
Meant for
>>75376150

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*dabs to 1 million pounds*

>>75376377
"noch warm" means "while they're still warm"

>>75376363
who is this?
more.

>>75376247
where'd you hear that?

>>75376490
It is obviously Jenson Buttons sister

>>75376377
Oh and about that onion mix, it just says "mix onions and potatoes"
As far as I can tell you are not missing anything.

Do you know what "heiße Brühe" is though?

Never thought youd actually make that salad, absolute madman

>>75376501
BBC News.

>>75376247
Just like Zanardi

>>75376247
was pretty brutal lad, could hear him screaming in agony straight after the impact

t. spectator stood 25yards away when it happened

>>75376652
Should have told him to read the sign

>>75376652
What happened to Pasma? How long was he stationary?

>>75376670
about 30 mins, they got him out with relative ease since they didnt have to cut him out

took the best part of 2 hours to chop billy out get him onto the stretcher and into the helicopter

MUH
LAYGS

>>75376705
I mean the guy he crashed into, how did he end up stationary in that place?

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heres another picture i got of his car after they'd got him out, he was welded to the back of pasma's car

>>75376670
>>75376747
>What happened to Pasma?
went off onto the grass and spun, ended up on track a second before the crash

>>75376747
not long, he'd span and just came back onto the track.. not entirely sure why he was on the outside rather than the inside but allegedly he'd broke down

>>75376753
Fuck me that picture puts into perspective just how violated the front end was

The lesson here is that F4 is both useless as an entry series and dangerous. Save a leg, vote GT.

>>75376652
>>75376753
could you see him when they got him out of the car?

>>75376519
Probably will m8.
Got a lot fucking potatoes.

>Heiße Brühe
Not off the top of my head.
Heiße means name, or something similar depending on the tense.

>>75375114
ummmmm wow. just wow. did they really marginalise a proud poc?

>>75376842
Heiß also means hot.

Heiße Brühe means hot soup stock

>>75376828
kinda, they had ambulances and incident support cars parked around the scene to make a barrier and also had marshals holding up sheets so you only got occasional glimpses, could see him being wheeled off to the helicopter but he was covered in so much protective shit that you couldnt see much

>>75376753
Wtf is the car even made out of, that looks shocking. I reckon they'll be some drastic changed in F4 from this.

>>75376901

Gearboxes are pretty tough.
Made of titanium usually, don't know for F4 tho

>>75376247
why, did you eat something that was off?

>>75376652
>inb4 dox

>>75376901
Particle board, isn't that what most open wheel cars are made of?
>>75376872
Appreciated, thanks I'll post a pic of the kartoffelsalat sometime soon.

>>75376652
wHAT WAS THIS!!!?!?

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>>75377064
here you go lad couldnt use it twice

>>75377117
any other decent pics?

>>75374024
>Some Stroll imitator in F4 donates £26000
What did he meme by this?

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>>75351885

>>75378260
nah not really, just out of respect i didnt bother taking any more when i realized the true extent of how fucked up he was

>>75378434

Pussy.

>>75378434
>out of respect

yeah, thanks man, he'll appreciate that when he wakes up looking like post-destructo disc frieza

WTF, apparently he lost both his legs? I hope he finds them soon

>>75378512
he'll be back on his feet soon

>>75378484

>implying he wouldn't use them to get a few more donations

>>75375135
Wtf I actually have this Lego

>>75378568
Keep this up and you won't have a leg to stand on.

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>>75376987
>>75378484
>>75378468
>>75378579

>>75378751
I hope to see him walk away from this one.

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for being a Mong and hurting yourself. Ridiculous.

>>75378786
He'll probably do it, albiet foot in mouth.

>>75378804
not his fault but okay.

>>75378827

>someone forced him to participate in a sport known for its danger

>>75378804
I think he'd prefer to have 2 legs than have all that money.

>>75378910
>>75378804
Chink detected

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>>75378910
It does happen...

>>75378948

>"I think"
>actual facts
pick one

>>75378910
>he asked for all this money

>>75379009
You just love playing silly buggers, don't you?

>>75379098
>>he asked for all this money

He literally has a page asking for donations
>"h-he d-didn't ask for this money"


>>75379105
So did Billy the Mong.

>tfw I do it for free

>>75378948
You're clearly not from Florida

http://mentalfloss.com/article/67097/nub-city-vernon-floridas-decade-long-insurance-scam

>>75378804
>he values his legs at less than 1 million GBP

im guessing you must not use them much, porker

Got a bit more information about Billy Monger today at our test day.

Reason it took them 90 minutes to cut him out was because they were trying to stem the blood flow, as one of his legs was basically 'not attached' anymore.
Additionally they went to remove his helment and blood began seeping out, so it was later cut off in hospital.
He's got internal chest injuries too, broken ribs and such which is to be expected.

>>75379205
>he personally set up that page

>>75379325
>"I b-bet you're f-fat"

>this is the best comeback you can come up with
inb4 your ebin reply to this post where you call me a virgin.

Go back to >>>/b/
I think you'll find it more suited to your intellectual level there.

>>75379396
Fatty detected

>>75379386

I'm sure he'll refuse the money...

>>75379429
I'd donate to him to make that happen

>>75379429
>le controversial troll posting memer seeking attention on a anime cartoon forum

wew to you

If a fully armed surgeon knocked on your door right now, demanding either one of your kidneys or one of your legs (you'd keep a stump that ends right above your knee), what would you do?
I'm also implying you can't defend yourself anyhow and you HAVE to choose one option.

>>75379396
Lmao he was actually fat! xDxD

>>75379325
Great job!

>>75379588
obviously a kidney

>>75379588
leg. deoos ex soon

>>75379511
>teenager who wishes he was a race car driver triggered because Billy the Mong was living his dream, so he feels like he can relate to him as if they have something in common

This is the real reason why so many here are so butthurt about people making fun of this mong.

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>>75379429
>lose legs
>some people give you £600,000
>refuse it because it was partly your fault you lost your legs
This is a series of events that make sense in your head?

>>75379588

Do I get the money from the kidney?

>>75379588
>>75379588
prosthetic have come a long way since wood legs, but those are expensive

on the other hand, getting a replacement kidney takes a couple tequila shots, a "doctor", and some cheap hookers

but seriously, a leg

>>75379654
Might be the better decision on the short term, but on the long term you'd probably be able to find a decent prosthesis. With only one kidney your life will defintely change and you might be seriously fucked on the long term.

>>75379717
That's why I though about this question. Kidneys go for idk, around 50k$? Not that much desu.

I'd also choose a leg probably.

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>>75379588
Kidney from fridge. Why would I value catfood above my leg? #lawyered

>>75379806
>That's why I though about this question. Kidneys go for idk, around 50k$? Not that much desu.

If it's under the 6 digits I'd go for leg, above Kidney probably

anime desu lads

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How much would you want to be paid to lose both your legs? I wouldn't do it for less than £3M.

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>>75380314
one night with Victoria while VER watches

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>>75376247
>>75379377

>>75379377
good thing this wasnt in china

>>75380742
>>75379377

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_6FlFW_no8

Check his right leg at the moment of impact, holy hell. Poor lad, may God be with him.

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>>75379377
WELL DONE FIA

who /420BLAZEIT/ here

>>75378804
Kid goes into a coma and accidentally 600k and you are mad at him?
>>75379377
What test? What even are you?

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Will Kvyat crash into Vettel and Ricciardo again? Will Gimi get another podium? Will Lewlew get straight up beaten by his teammate? So many exciting things to look forward to on this supposed boring track.

>>75381171
OH LAWDY THINK OF DA CHILDRUN

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>>75381245
>johnny 5 lurks /f1/ threads

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>>75381273
will verstappen monger himself, or save killing himself for monaco?

>>75381242
dude weed lmao

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>tfw the potato cage didn't save schumi

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>>75381334
>Implying he needs the money

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>>75381303
I have a new favourite robot nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng

Good luck not losing your shit @ 1:27.

>>75381334
Bottas will crash into Vettel/Ric and VER will take his seat in Spain and win the championship.

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>yfw you wake up and your legs are fucking gone
somethings fishy

>>75381433

>>>/global/rules/13

>>75381242
>being a degenerate on the Führer's birthday

I sincerely hope you do not do this 2bh fämäläm

>>75381468

>implying Hitler wasn't also a drug addict

>>75381468
Is a cheeky beer while play some Hearts of Iron alright mate?

Can never get your lot to join my alliance. Stop being such lone wolf faggots when it comes to dealing with the commies. Come on it's 1936

>>75378804
what's the betting this was all an elaborate hoax for sympathy donations

>>75381604

You might be on to something, anon.
What if he never had legs to begin with?

>>75381565
>my alliance
>my
>>75381458
>hes this buttblasted over one riccy picture in the thread
lmaoing

>>75381565
Finland stands alone 2bh

>>75381604
I reckon he had some form of foot cancer in both legs and orchestrated this whole thing as his legs needed amputating anyway. This way he can pay for high quality weed for the chemo. Good on him desu

>>75378804
>>75378910
>>75379009
>>75379205
>>75379396
>>75379429
Are you gonna make him blur his house?

>>75381636
>Donington doesn't want to be owned by Palmer's dad anymore
>Pay a Finn and a kid to stage a crash, conveniently hide the recovery effort
>Propagate a sob story about a bright future cut short, split the cash and send him to Brazil
>Get rid of Johnny Palmer forever with the proceeds

>>75381646
Lad Hitler can get assassinated in game. The closest thing to that happening to me is WAGlad threatening to break my legs because talked to Mana on Twitter & some tummy tuckered lib lad tried to hit me with a cue ball as I voted Tories & to leave EU. Dodged both desu. So I'll call it my alliance until pull a Monger yeah

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V8supercar this weekend

At Phillip Island, so it's a proper track for once.

Friday TV coverage starts in 2 bongs 30 bings (10am local time)
Schedule: http://www.supercars.com/2017-wd-40-phillip-island-500-schedule-results/

Ace: c8b03380b2ac11239254a7c94c3cbd2ca04cce16

>>75381710
> Donington doesn't want to be owned by Palmer's dad anymore

Since when did a racing track become a sentient being?

>>75381769
you've seen what palmer did when it came to children

anything is possible in such circumstances

>>75381763
> Spin out
> Fall off a cliff and die

No thanks.

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>>75381763
Please have some rain

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I wanna watch some racing kino lads
TV or Film, someone recommend me

>>75381823

Better than
>spin out
>some mong hits you
>they get £615k out of it while you get a repair bill

>>75381894
Fuck it watch Driven for the laughs

>>75381894
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

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>>75381875

W E W
E
W

>>75381919
Can we bring back Mong as a thing. Been too long since heard someone being called a mong for being a daft cunt

>>75381894
Driven (2001)

or

British F4 2017 Donington Park Race 3

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>>75381959

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>>75381996
you really really like that .gif

>>75382033
save it, it's all yours my friend!

>>75382033
It's F1 & there is some damp bits on it. More importantly, lad can I save your gif?

Still looks like it's stroll desu
https://youtu.be/VtTsbdHz4wE?t=1m

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>>75382083
thanks
>>75382089
absolutely partner

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>>75382139
wtf

>>75380374
Who is this?

>>75382501
mongers special nurse

If the Mongo thing happened in F1, would the car be able to resist the impact and save the legs?

>>75382139
fukken saved

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>>75382564
Do you get bees there?

>>75382564
Not really comparable, this is MUCH faster but the wall is smooth. But yes. His F1 life ended after injuries though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiOPWFvu0Po

>>75382650
Oh wait that was his rally crash that ended his career.

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>>75382139

>>75382650
>>75382691
The Turk in video even said he won the year later.

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>>75382691
Mehmeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>75382703
kill?

>>75382650
He was only missing one race because of that crash.
>>75382691
this

The Monger incident will probably increase costs of lower class formulas furthermore, making it less and less likely to get into F1 with talent only. SAD!

>>75382703
incident like that happen way too often in motocross

>>75382723
only a concussion

>>75382721
pls no bully tunak-kun

>>75382564
hard to compare

no incident has happened like this in modern formula. look how bianchi vs tractor turned out for what might happen in such a connection

f1 cars are built for millions, not for £40-50,000 though, so safety is probably better

>>75382751
good for him then, I swear I heard his neck snapping in the back of my head

>>75382783
I think you heard the hopes and dreams of Tricky Ricky snapping. Face it, he's marked as number two driver now.

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>>75382734
bollocks that was a total fluke

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>>75382797
I heard theres an opening in F4

>>75382703
>wearing a yellow star

what did they mean by this?

>>75382834
>audience doesn't even react because it happens so often
hmm yeah I was right

>>75382797
to think I almost gave you an upvote

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>>75382834
weeeeeeeeee

>>75382650

Schumi breaking his leg might be more comparable as far as injuries go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5rw1VaBfUA

Only catch would be that it's a bit old.
Nosecones are probably stronger now because crash test standards (doubt the monocoque is though because muh weight).

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>>75383017

I like broom cars, but I also like the vrrrr cars that don't broom

>>75383058
Jesus christ lad

>>75383100
>he started watching when Verstappen showed up

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>>75383129
wtf is Lotus, is this like F3?

>>75383129
It was 2015. Verstappen was still there.

>>75383158

>implying Verstappen existed to toothpastes before the 2016 Spanish GP

>>75383129
I always watched with 1 eye because my father watched it every day for forever, but i'll admit i'm a bandwagoner who started becoming more interested when Verstappen joined.

Suk it faget

why is renault so much better than hondshit?

>>75383232
because it's engineers don't commit sudoku anytime the engine fails

>>75383011
What about these? To be honest I don't even think Senna's legs were too badly injured and he crashed into a concrete wall at like 300 km/h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjINHKQ1v_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkyhb_WZGo0

>>75383472
tyre barriers = / = car

if someone with an understanding of physics will confirm, they're used in such cases to dissipate force. a car isn't

>>75383510
>if someone with a Cray supercomputer will confirm

FTFY

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Thank god Lewis is here to save the day. All other drivers are shit because they're not donating. Sky would have mentioned it if they did.

considering messis superior vision and microcontroll, how many wdc would he have by now?

>>75383017

desu icing your balls on international tv might is incredibly based

>>75383532

SkyF1 is a caricature of themselves.

>>75383532
well you can understand his compassion

his brother has things that don't work well, either

>>75383532
surprised he has any feelings for the white boi.

>>75383532

Fucking wow, it's literally just about a tweet.
http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/15749/10843525/lewis-hamilton-offers-support-to-british-driver-involved-in-horrific-crash


>>75383630
>his compassion

m8, he did nothing but retweet his donation drive.

>>75383510
I know, can you find a more similar accident?

>>75383680
Kek, they're even making it sound like Lewis started the fundraiser.

>>75383685
nothing really like it in the modern era of formula one

pironi and paletti in 1982 should give you an example of what happens when a car hits such an unmoving object, however

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>>75383680
>Fucking wow, it's literally just about a tweet.

Lewis' tweets this week:
>2 mong
>4 shill

Looks like we know what he cares about more.

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>>75383532
Well to be honest this is the NOS' F1 coverage

*dabs*

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>>75383950
>consuming and spreading state propaganda
5 years in the iso-cubes

>>75383950

They even managed to make the Vijay extradition story about something Dutch.

Impressive 2bh.

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>>75383950
fucking impressive

my commiserations, i though sky and the bbc were bad

Do we know how the incerdent happened? Why was the car parked there

>>75384234
I think someone said he spun out and just ended up there moments before. Not sure though.

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>>75383532
I suppose a story about the current F1 champ donating isn't as big of a story

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>>75384267
>mfw have to keep myself from going full pol on this

bossberg should get a statue for winning a WDC and being a decent human being

also did hiroshimoot kill 4chan?

>>75384351
>>75384267

Has anyone seen Lew Lew's donation figure?

What if we were to say, donate 1.20GBP with a dismissive comment like "you'll be right pal" and shame Lewis into making a bigger public donation

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>>75384430

This is funnier imo

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>>75384430

>>75384477
That's not bad

>>75384267
When I was going through the donations I've seen lots of British teams and drivers donating 4 number figures. But one tweet from a melanin enriched gentleman is more important. Even if they're Brit biased (they should be) there are still shittons of other Brits. Not to mention people like Button and Verstappen

>>75384477
I want to state the obvious and say it's someone else, but can't argue with dub dubs...

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>>75384536
He 100% cares, that's why it's pinned to the top of all his social media...

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>>75384589
>"hello sir what would you like to order"
>grape soda and fried chicken, 3x WDC btw
>"and would you like some fries with that?"
>no thanks, 3x WDC btw

>>75384693
Hey did you know Lewis is a 3x F1 WDC?

>>75381763
>V8supercar

Acestream is down.

VLC streams:
http://motorsport-au.hopto.org:8080/
http://motorsport-eu.hopto.org:8080/
http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/

Please avoid posting these links if possible.
The servers are potato af and can't deal with a lot of users.
As soon as Reddit finds them all hope is gone.

>>75375114
I have a schumi set my dad got me as a kid. RIP sweet prince ;_;

>>75384755
DELET THIS in 5

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>>75384755

Also, it's wet today :DDDDDD

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Does anyone know the exact location of this infamous photo? I was considering coming the local pubs around South Shields to see if I could find a match.

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That didn't take long.

>>75384835

Why? We have his home address...

>>75375176
I'd just like to say this is a highly underrated post

>>75384862
does he still have his legs?

>>75384931
I already sent this lad a few grand. #GodIsGreat

>>75384931
His legs are fine but sadly he's suffering from a severe illness.

>>75374544
if only he'd been wearing it...

>>75385037

Is it autism?

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>>75384890

I'm have a trip to NE England and was considering a "Life of Daryl" tour. I figured there would be no better place to stop and eat than his local and maybe catch a glimpse of the mastermind criminal himself.

I thought I had found it rather quickly when I saw the aerials for The New Mill but alas it is almost certainly not the building Daryl is in front of.

What F1 driver is the most likely to get unlegged this season?

>>75385128
Close, Australianism. Unfortunately it's terminal.

>>75385200
Stroll

>>75385200
Alonso.

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For you, mate.

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>>75385131
>>75384835

Got it, it's the Grey Hen in South Shields

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>>75385421

Good work, anon!

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>>75385421

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>>75385481

Actually, this angle is better.

Entry door behind him is the one on the left. Note the stairs etc.

Who is the best V8SC driver in the wet? MemeVG or Chaz?

>>75385747

Probably Chaz because MemeVG can never resist acting like a fuckwit in the rain and drifting the car, which quickly fucks the rear tyres.

>"""""professional racing driver"""""

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>>75385421
>>75385587

>>75374973
If anything it's not autistic enough.

>>75385747
Unironically Lowndes.

>>75385820
He looks like TotalButthurt. What a fucking mongoloid.

>>75386273
you mean he has no legs?

>>75385200
Eric's son

>The Hanna and Seb ultra fluffy childhood fanfic just got to them having sex in Walchwil

I now know bliss in its purest form.

>>75375776
reckon she got to spray real champagne? She was only like 14 when she won that ship.

>imagine being a young British driver with dreams of touring car stardom or reaching F1 and some 14 year old German girl wipes the floor with you

>>75386045
Lowndes is to V8SC what Jense is to F1

>>75387984
Rather she wiped my bum when she's 18 to be honest m8

>>75388088
Sounds about right. Lowndes likes to turn in early so massive understeer would mess with him.

>>75387984
>Why did you have to get cocky before the race and make a bet with her?
>You teased her on the starting grid, telling just what you were going to do to her when you won
>You said she would be screaming your name back at the hotel, she said you would be screaming in pain
>And now here you are, hands tied, bum in the air and she has just brought out the first toy

>>75388347
>The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Jessica or Rhiannon lads?

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>>75388684

Jessica
Rhiannon is /notits/

>>75382033
Fucking disgusting 'sport'

>>75388929

Is a bull an athlete?

>>75388929
Better than chasing sheep m8

>>75388920

Gotta admire Rhiannon's ambition, going from grid bimbo to shacked up with a driver; and a media personality.

>>75389188

I used to think she was a vapid whore, until...

>huge crash
>one driver obviously at fault
>other driver is pissed
>Rhiannon is trying to get an interview with pissed driver in the pits
>he's ignoring her and angrywalking to the rear exit of the garage
>he doesn't want to give an angryinterview
>Rhiannon in her most innocent girl voice: "pwease... we just want to know if you're okay"
>he stops storming off and lets her interview him
>she opens with: "so that was a huge accident, tell us what happened"
>driver gives an angryinterview

She fucking PLAYED him like a fisher price musical drum kit.

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>>75388684

>to go google Rhiannon

It's Riana you sheep fucking idiot.

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>bogged

>>75389826

>The absolute city of me

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W E W
E
W

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>>75390949

Nah, it was on the rebound.

>>75389826
Isnt that an anti-Aussie pro-kiwi pic?
>Aussie being an absolute cunt to the cute little innocent kiwi

>rain in 5

>>75391135
>pro-kiwi

Is there even such a thing?

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>>75390796

Forgot I was making a webm

>>75391189
I'm pro Miss Alice 94

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>>75391189
I suppose I should find it insulting that the creator thought kiwis are cute or something but who cares about that 2bh, the point seems to be making Aussie look like a dickhead bully.

I'm sure a lot of people are pro pic related

>>75391256

Stop trying to be relevant m8, it makes you look thirsty.