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/heem/: #LionsEatFirst edition

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5/5: VFC 57 Gallemore vs Schaub
5/5: LFA 11 - Frincu vs Madrid
5/6: Schaub Warriors 83 Mills vs Long
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Schaub 2
5/13: ACB 60 - Aguev vs Devent
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/19: LFA 12 - Schaub vs Krantz
5/20: Glory 41 - Schaub
5/20: ACB 61 - Schaub vs. Schaub
5/26: One CHampionship - Dynasty of Schaub
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafschaub vs Teixeira
6/2: Cage Warriors 84
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Lewis vs Hunt vs Schaub
6/16: UFsChaub FN 111 - Holm vs. Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/24: Cage Warriors 85 brendan schaub 100%
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Cody
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>>75323686
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!
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>>75323686
gooby pissing off/on the snakes
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TJ will heem cody via headkick
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>>75323669
any questions?
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based schaub!!
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why hello there
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If you're gonna post Tyron you have to post Sage
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Friendly reminder FOX gave us a shoutout
We made it
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>>75322723
fuck off with your quasi-pitbull nigger dog
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>>75323873
>Sage

almost literally who?

not relevant anymore
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>>75323909
the fuck is wrong with that father?
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>>75323909
heeminder*
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>>75323958
Can't tell if you're trolling or not, but it's a goofy American thing in some places. Not a big deal desu
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post non-fight webms
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>>75324055
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>>75324055
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https://youtu.be/NL3g07XXJog

Conor is the greatest of all time honestly
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>>75324152
>that shogun
in orbit
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>>75324158
>being impressed by that
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Who here works at fox?
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>>75324055
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Since Whittaker managed to beat Jacare, I can't see him having trouble against Bisping or Romero. The only person I could see having a chance to beat him is Mousasi. Whittaker has proved himself to be more than an even match with him on the feet and has TDD that's more than capable of handling any attempts Mousasi may make to mix things up. I still think Jacare beats everyone else in the division, Whittaker was just his worst possible matchup.
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>>75323686
gooby looks terrified of cody here
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>>75324276
>Jacare is gonna run THROUGH Whittaker, Whittaker, more like Shittaker, that can is done! Based Jacare!

>f-f-for sure Whittaker was just a terrible matchup for Jacare m-my guy

Poopoopee Pooza shitters on poopetual pooicide pootch
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>Wins: 101 (17 KOs, 60 subs, 24 Dec)
Losses: 19 (3 KOs, 9 subs, 7 Dec)
>Draws: 7

Is wrestling the most powerful martial art?
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>>75324342
His TDD held up.
The only way to beat Jacare is to have good enough TDD to stop him from taking it to his area of specialty and outstriking him. Whittaker is particularly suited to doing those things.
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>>75324342
>Poopoopee Pooza shitters on poopetual pooicide pootch
the greatest triggering since n-next time posting for sure
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>>75324457
Mhmmm
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>>75324454
it's ok
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>>75324483
Khabib is still the best fighter in the Lightweight division
He just didn't get the chance to prove it because he fell ill before he could crush his latest """"can"""""" (the #1 contender)
His unfortunate episode of liver failure says nothing about his ability as a fighter
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>>75324499
The old belts are so much better than the modern ones. The current ones look tacky like how you would imagine Americans to make belts to look like.

Dude lets cover every bit in gold lmao
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>>75324563
>MUH KHABIB
shut up for a second about that guy will ya? I like him too but have some self respect and give your asshole a break
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>>75324563
nobody was talking about khabib you creepy dork
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>>75324276
>I still think Jacare beats everyone else in the division

You're an idiot.
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>>75324457
>te] [Auto] 7 new posts
I was susprised Jacare never really tried to shoot again after the first grappling exchange where Whittaker escaped.
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>Lobov-Swanson is actually a booked main event
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I've been reading GSPs book, it's really good. I think I was a bit envious of him because he seems like a Chad who plays the nice guy for the camera a bit but he talks about how much he got bullied and how lonely he was growing up. I can relate pretty well to that.
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>>75324708
Holm vs. Correia
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>>75324744
>muh bullying
shut up and fight back you pussy
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Could Jacare take dat counter left hook?
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>>75324800
jacare looked 60
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>>75324654
Whittaker was able to scramble out of the first attempt, then Jacare held on and was able to trip him up but Whittaker looked like he was able to hold sneak in between Jacare's legs and control his left arm and angle his back against the cage in a way so that Jacare was unable to actually control his back and backpack him, able to smush him up and put him in a tight spot where he would be able to shuck him off.

All that training with Dan Kelly definitely paid off
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>>75324800
LOL no shot!

Jacare is DONE!!!

Should've went to Lellator when he had the chance
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Does anyone unironically want TJ Dillashaw to win?
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ahahahahahahah Connor Ruebusch is so funny XDDDDDD
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>>75324835
You reckon she pegs Cody?
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>>75324762
2 late now
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>>75324839
that's the worst thing ever typed
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>>75324839
DANG that is one FUNNY guy!!!

based fucking conny ruby
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USADED WHEN?
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>snooze
>khalabeeb
>jacaroid
Who will be next?
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>>75325029
how does one achieve romero trap mode?
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>>75325029
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>>75325029
>investing money in this cheating monkey
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>>75325078
Heavy rack plus above the knee
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>>75325064
MICHAEL BISPING HAS ACCIDENTALLY KILLED YOEL ROMERO IN THE FIRST ROUND
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>>75324867
She has a MASSIVE forehead, you could land a Bowing 747 without issue
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>>75325092
*rack pulls
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>>75325112
connor ruebusch has done it again!
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>>75324762
It would be my first pass at the world of losing. Even though I'd been karate since age 7, I realised when I was nine years old that life isn't like a movie. The bullies will win. When you're alone and there is three of them, and when you're skinny and they're not, you're screwed. You can fight back with everything you've got, but you will not beat them. This isn't the karate kid, that's fiction.

An extract for you, from GSP himself
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>>75324820
Yeah, but after that exchange he didn't even attempt any grappling, he just stood up and got picked apart. Not even a panic double.
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>>75325078
Bananas, horse meat, steak, eggs, tiramisu, and gis
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>>75325171
But GSP did fight back. He was king of the mountain.
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>>75325171
literally untrue from first hand experience lol
what a bitch
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>>75325189
True, my guess is that he realized he showed his card and had to set them up better, but too little too late. He did try to clinch a couple times but it wasn't anything substantial

He also started to look a little more tired after the initial grappling exchanges, whiffing a lot on his punches, that may have been more of him getting lit up by Whittaker than anything but still interesting
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>>75325029
Yeol is the only one that can get the belt and properly defend it against number 1 contenders for a few years. I fear for what happens when his age finally catches up
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>>75325064
That dude Darren Elkins beat was his 4th guy. His only other is he self inserts into TJ hoping he'll beat Cody

>>75325171
Woah that's deep.
I hope Cody writes a book one day.
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>>75324835
TJ, Duane, Notesperg, TJ's mom, Cruz
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>>75325243
You got lucky then, I got put in the hospital. You was probably the bully not the bullied.
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>>75325289
>for a few years
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>>75325171
I don't need that shitty excerpt. I had it happen to me and fought back every time. Literally started the fight once when it was 4 on 1. They stopped completely, literally started hanging out with me lol. Saw other kids who fought back have bullies stop.
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>>75325394
Dan Henderson
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>>75324867
I reckon
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>>75325394
he's in excellent shape, not that much mileage, no injuries, I can see him defend for a year or two
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>>75325378
i didn't get lucky i stood up for myself you fucking zero
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>>75325421
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>>75325394
He's almost cleared out whole division though
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>>75325415
Getting bullied in some private school doesn't count.

I got put in hospital for standing up for myself and my brother got stabbed.
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>>75325475
what kind of school did you go to? wew
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>>75325444
Why so mad? You obviously didn't hence why you're here self inserting into tough guys like the rest of us.
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>>75325416
Not a bad comparison since they both started late due to wrestling as amateurs for years. His stamina will increasingly become an issue but he doesn't have a whole lot of wear and tear on him.
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>>75325475
>>75325525
lol what do you teach your kids to do nothing? just let them take advantage of you every time?

i got my ass kicked a couple times but it stopped because they couldn't just slap me in the back of the head or slam me into a wall without getting into a real fight and getting suspended they at least moved onto other people
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>>75325603

Hendo is a legend in MMA though and only got close to the title because of Bisbong pride, can't really compare the two no.
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>>75325639
>getting suspended
Thought as much
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>>75325713
I wasn't comparing their accomplishments.
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>>75325817
Yeah you get them to stop permanently without having to cry to a teacher. I luckily finished school before the cuck anti-bullying campaigns.
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https://youtu.be/pul56RU6sSI

Literally me
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>>75325911
When I was in school it was all about "zero tolerance". One time there was a dude that cold-cocked this kid he didn't like and knocked him out and they both got suspended for the same exact amount of time.
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>>75325368
cruz wants cody to win so he can get a rematch and take his belt back

didn't he even tell cynthia calvillo he thinks cody will win?
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>100 replies

Finish the old thread, you roided fucks
>>75307996
>>75307996
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>>75326377
Snooze doesn't want any part of Cody again. He literally turned down the rematch when it was offered.
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>>75325892

I was implying he had way more experience at high level MMA competition to be compared with Romero and again only came close to a title while being old because of Bisbong.

Yoel has a couple of years left at high level if he doesn't get popped before and certainly won't be able to defend a belt for more than 2 fights top if he ever wins one.
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>>75326408
Make me
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>>75326501
But Yoel "could" have accomplished the same if he started as early as Hendo, he's just a better wrestler and athlete
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>>75326408
beg me
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>>75326489

It's part of his masterplan to gain more money and make his division relevant and it's working. You can't understand 42D chess by Dom
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>>75326408
You'll dew nothin
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>>75326489
Certainly couldn't be that he wants to give his ravaged body a fraction of a chance to recover.
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>>75326704
>>75326634
He got embarrassed. Cody is only getting better and Snooze is getting older and slower. His only hope is for dilly (also on the wrong side of 30 for 135) to win because he is a winnable matchup.
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>>75326567

Maybe but the point of MMA is being well rounded and able to adapt. There are a lot of great athletes and wrestlers out there who never got the success of the others.
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Is this the right way to deal with bullies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qo4Y7WZZJA
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>>75326767
But everything Yoel offers works out really well for him, he's a great striker too. He adapted well to Jacare ground game even getting out of dangerous spots. Really well rounded desu
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>>75326501
lel he already got popped. His body hasn't shown any signs of letting him down yet.

I don't think it's unreasonable at all to think that he could hang onto the belt for a year or two under the right circumstances. Really it depends on where the UFC wants to steer the division via matchmaking more than anything. Jacare would have been the champ if he'd gotten a shot at Bisping and instead his career is over.
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hahahahahaha tom dookiememepoo the alleged next big thing is such garbage almost knocked out by a shitty le wrestle boxercise gassed can ahahahahahaha he would get knocked the fuck out by king cody

snooze and dillashit are DONE

>m-muh Rivera!!!!

haha such overrated trash cody is going to be a 4 weight champ
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>>75326935
hmmmmmmmm
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>>75326758
he's only 32 years old my guy. cody styled on him but cruz was styling on dilly and buttchin faber and even in the cody fight he was still mobile and aggressive and popped back up pretty quick when cody dropped him.

i'm a cody fan too so i'd like to see him win the rematch and all, but i'm worried about cody resting on his laurels. he's already talking about fighting mighty midget, fighting at 145 eventually. i don't want him to sleep on guys in his own division, and dom is still dangerous.
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>>75325911
These kids that put me in the hospital didn't get suspended. You're privelleged
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>>75326758

He went out of his usual gameplan tbqh and you can thank him for that because you would have seen Silva/Maia II otherwise.

>>75326859

I don't see him getting past Moose or Cockhold, I know he has power that's what saved him against The Chris and Tim.
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>>75327056
For me, Rockhold is Yoel's only trouble at MW. I think he easily beats Gayguard
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>>75326845
early stoppage t b h
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TJ and Cruz met at a cross road, an x so to speak. Tj was well on his way to becoming the next Cruz, however when they met Cruz was better. After that fight tj went up and cruz went down. Completing the x.

Cody struggled to point fight bottom x Cruz, Top X TJ will be a difficult fight
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>>75324335
>>75323686
>Autism
Goober would murk him. He's used to fight T-Rex armed manlet goofs.

Have you thanked Based Whittaker today, lads?

TYBW :^)
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>>75327229
>struggled
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>>75327243
Dat nigga a conehead
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>>75326924

He somehow got a reduced suspension and he's still on some Cuban joojoo, wouldn't surprise me if he gets caught again.

>Jacare would have been champ
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>>75327252
Won by one point my good lad. Cruz outstriked him in every round. Old man Cruz fell down winning him the rounds, TJ is a young bull ripe for milking. He won't fall
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Mike Perry -160
Ellenberger +140

Sam Alvey -120
Thales Leites -110
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>>75324335
His face literally says:''Did this fucking plebian actually just touch me''.
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>>75327229
lmao this dragonball z ass shit

cody will knock tj out inside of 2 rounds
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>>75327307
>Perry the favorite

Hmmm definitely value in Ellenberger
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>>75327243
>Gooby makes a fool out of a great boxer with reach on him
>there are people who believe a t-rex armed hyper manlet wouldn't get murdered
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I'm waiting for Cody Tripfag to post his prediction. When he got the Cody by points thing right I decided I was gonna bet a tenner on wve he said next
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>>75327307

Did Magnesium learn MMA yet? If no then bet the house on Jake
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Are you a fighter?

Or

Are you a Martial Autist?
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I closed a job today that I'll have to hire multiple journeymen to complete on schedule because we're so busy, so when I marked it up I put 25 points on it just for shits and we actually got the job because the guys we use for plumbing were so low

more than a hundred and fifty grand (that's profit) over the course of four months boys, DONT MAKE ME POST MY FUCKIN TIMECARD BUD BACK UP OR I'LL POST MY FUCKIN TIMECARD AND SHOW YOU MY HOURS SO WATCH IT

>>75327307
something tells me Leites might be able to get Sam to the ground... not touching either fight due to shit value though
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Where are those leaked Arianny pictures of her getting shit on?
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>>75327399
>Gooby makes a fool out of a great boxer with reach on him
Who? Nate? Please.
Soft pillowhands, like he punches with the side of his hand.
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>>75327663
They don't exist lad you got baited
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>want to have some aldi sips
>it's too late in the day

kill me
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>>75327693
No you idiot, it was posted once before they were deleted by janitors fast
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rory
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>>75327664
I was thinking more about the speed and precision.
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>>75327782
based rory
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>>75327774
No you idiot, it was fake. Wasn't her.
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>>75327812
BASED rory
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This is now a VanZant thread
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>>75327850
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>>75327841

BASED RORY
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>>75327845
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>>75327845
So glad she's done.
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>>75327841
BASED HOHY
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>>75327845
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>>75327901
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Jeff>Luke>Chuck>Ariel
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>>75327825
M8, I know you're trying to bait me but you're wrong. It was literally her getting shit on
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nate > nick crew checking in
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>>75327874
is rory the most handsome fighter?
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>>75327894
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>>75328007
He is literally ugly.

Posts like this make me wonder what kind of obese neckbeards post here.
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>>75327980
Sometimes after a long day of being a manly man I want some strong arms to cuddle me at night. hnnnnnnnnggg
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>>75328007
M8...
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>>75328051
the fuck you talkin bout man rory with hair is handsome as fuck
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>>75328126
his voice ruins it though
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>>75328147
You can post flattering angles, but he is not handsome. Probably the same type of goof that thinks Conor is handsome.
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>>75328182
He can sound however he wants, literally looks of a god.
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>>75328304
I train in Sacramento and I've been considering going to TAM for a bit just to potentially hit on her.
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>>75328267
it's a straight on front angle of rory from after a fight
>>75328126
this is a flattering angle, the titled head profile view to emphasize the jaw and make the neck look broader. rory doesn't need flattering angles, he's just a good looking young man.
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>>75328365
She switched to Team Quest in Oregon.
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>>75328334
ALMOST looks like lithuanian cuck
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>>75328380
>>75328720
Literally a god.
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>>75328720
Yeah, spitting image of Lithcuck here >>75328795, amirite?

Get some glasses you faggot.

Luke is legit the best looking fighter ever, only thing that comes close is my boy Rory.
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DOUBT ME NOW
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>>75329020
Stop shooping his arms, god damn it.
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>>75328407
FUCK
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SCHAUBCAST ALERT
2.5 BONGS
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>>75328051
he's not male model tier but he isn't ugly lmao, guarantee dude looks better than you
>>
would absolutely love to see gunni get blacked by tyron
>>
GUYS I NEED DC BROKEN PICTURE PLEASE
>>
Just got fight pass mates and I've only been watching mma since UFC 190 and little to no knowledge outside that. What should I watch? no spoilers please
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>>75329322
>guarantee dude looks better than you
watch out, dude might post his timecard on you and then you'll be really sorry

>>75329377
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>75329304
YES!!!! My Tuesday is saved!

Schaub bless my brother!
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>>75329449

Anderson Silva vs Demian Maia is a really good one
>>
>>75329488
>Not wanting to see a meme reddit fighter get knocked out by the GOAT

what the fuck is wrong with you cunt?
>>
>>75329548

oooohhh you're black
>>
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>>75329488
Don't mind that pussy, I (alongside other Anons) humiliated him the other day so now he's lashing out in a (cowardly) passive-aggressive Bonghomo cuck way.

>>75329540
>Mfw
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>>75329449
189
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got a couple heeminders for y'all
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>>75329449
Watch the entirety of UFC 1, not just the fights the whole show. It's a pretty fun watch, great spectacle

if you enjoy it watch a few more of the early ones, UFC 7 or 8 is where it gets a bit boring

After that I'd reccomend you skip around a few pride fights you like the looks of. then watch griffin vs. bonnar, as much gsp+anderson+bon jones as you want and then watch rory vs robbie 2
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just one more heeminder
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>>75329540
I already decided to watch all of Silvas title fights
>the venue for the first Franklin fight
hard to imagine UFC was ever that small.
>>
>>75329821
watch the Maia fight first
>>
>>75329814
Why is Gus vs Glover on Sunday ?
>>
>>75329891
ask dana, idk
>>
>>75329394
PLEASE GUISE
>>
>>75329891
are you seriously only just now noticing that the numbers on the days are wrong every single time lmao
>>
I hope Rory fights in RIZIN. I know bellator allows their fighters to go fight there
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>>75330020
AND IN THE LED COLNELU

LOLYYYYYYYYYYY MACDONARDUUUUUUU


would watch
>>
>>75327993
right here
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>>75327993
Nate would be the first to tell you that Nick > Nate lol
>>
>>75330522
Just proves how humble the GOA(NA)T(E) is
>>
>>75329821
I wouldn't binge that hard on other fighters until you get a feel for all the other promotions. Get your feet wet with Pride, Strikeforce, etc. and branch out naturally. Pretty sure spicybangers.tk is still out there if you're looking for good fights.
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What did joanna mean by this?
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anybody up for these? post 'em and i'll do 'em
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pul56RU6sSI

Can Bang Bro win TUF this time ?
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>>75331723
She wants some succ
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>>75331754
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>>75331754
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>>75332084
fighters only pls

>>75332250
no
>>
>>
>>75331754
Can you make the sparkles pink ?
>>
>>75329891
some events are on sundays
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>>75331754
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>>75332381
But he is a fighter
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>>75331754
How do you make these?
>>
>>75332430
OH HYPE
Teruto wins

>>75331754
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>>75332453
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>>75332663
kek
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>>75332453
>>
>>75332430
Is Maynard trying to die in the octagon? Why is he still fighting?
>>
>>75333035
Jon pls
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>>75333035
Thanks m8
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>>75332601
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>>75333354
Not good enough. Do it again
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>>75331754
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>>75333051
Same reason that Arlovski and all the other deleted fighters are still fighting: They´re under contract.
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>>75333524
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>>75332694
photoshop actions
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>>75333563
They can quit any time they want, Dana would never stop anybody from retiring.

They keep fighting for the thrill and cause they don't have any other work skills really
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>>75332853
>>
>>75333868
That's good thank you
>>
it is fucking fascinating how lame ass you guys are lmao
>>
>>75323993
lmfao link?
>>
Look at him begging for (You)'s
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>>75331754
>>
>>75333650
>photoshop actions
Ah right cheers
>>
who should i look out for on the undercard of the lobov card
>>
>>75334208
your nan
>>
>>75334208
Barbarena and Holtzman
>>
>>75334208
Perry
Raging Al
Schnell was good on TUF too
>>
>>75334208
Brandon Moreno
>>
>USADA was a mistake

Debate this.
>>
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i'll do these now, post who you want one for
>>
What's your favorite mma related question?
>>
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>>75334408
>>
>>75334408
You know I do
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>>75334051
Who?

Look at these comments on a post about Conor and Tyron. Like 80% think Conor would win
>>
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>>75333991
everyone who uses this general is an obnoxious autist, me and you included

>>75331754
pls
>>
>>75334408
do one for amanda pls

i find her oddly cute
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>>75334208
Matt Schnell, Bryan Barberena, Brandon Moreno
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>>75334408
post template
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>>75334408
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>>75334525
Most of them only know Tyron from his first fight with Wonderboy.
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>>75334525
most mma fans are retarded casuals, just like most fans of anything are
>>
GOAT walkout song coming thru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBDluMsYN4c
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>>75334443


>>75334437
never going to happen

>>75334555
first result on google for "do it for her"
>>
>>75334525
Any conversation involving Conor has become a circlejerk of nuthugging.

Incidentally, 4chan is the only place, where you can have half decent conversations about mma. Even with all the pathetic bullshit of shitposting etc.
>>
>>75334474
Machida is my boy. Fuck off reddit
>>
Nick Diaz = /r/mma

Nate Diaz = sherdog

Joey Diaz = /heem/
>>
>>75334824
Dominick Cruz = /r/mma

TJ Dillashaw = /an/

Cody Garbrandt = /heem/
>>
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Shieet
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WE ARE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

SCHAUB IS IN THE HOUSE
>>
>>75334866
>Cody
>=/heem/
no
>>
Joe Rogan = r/mma

Eddie Bravo = /x/

Brendan Schaub = /heem/
>>
GADOOOOSH
>>
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>>75334528
>>75334573
>>
INDIANS AND SHIT
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wish me luck boys
>>
>>75334528
dude lol

photoshopping pictures of fighters so that they have shiny stars around them are you serious the guy you asked to do khabib does that with his favourite mandrama stars too lmao
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>>75335287
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>>75335124
much appreciated, my guy
I'll put this picture in a few OPs at some point

>>75335303
do you even have a boy
>>
>Poocare
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>>75335370
i dont want to tell you in case you start cheering for them
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>>75335410
tell me
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>>75335385
>Poocare getting lit up by a welterweight
Seems like Welterweights may be his weakness then
>>
>>75335423
no your boys always suffer terrible fates
>>
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>>75335410
Pooskin OP BTFO!
>>
>>75335423
Adan's boy is reem
>>
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>>75335449
they just happen to be at low points in their careers
they'll be back

let's test this out
aside from khabib, cruz, and jacare, my fourth boyest boy is misha cirkunov

>>75335488
i'll try to channel my curse towards him
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cyborg confirmed for 214

>>75335410
lol nerdpad on suicide watch
>>
>>75335540
How much longer are you in school for? We need more efficient OP's from you
>>
>>75335540
Just cheer for him. Everyone you support gets deleted
>>
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>>75335593
my current semester ends in a few weeks
>>
>>75335540
dude you are a curse to all boys

and literally right when you started notepadding weidmanOPs notepads his career went into a tailspin too
>>
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>>75323669
>5/26: One CHampionship - Dynasty of Schaub
>>
Just got done reading the Morning Report. Can't believe Fox's tweet about Derrick Lewis said HEEM in it. kek
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>tfw I'm a psychic vampire feeding off of the careers of my boys and turning their energy into academic success

I never asked for this
>>
>>75335966
/heem/'s one and only

eternal boy

BLACK

BEAST
>>
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>>75336107
You're a frickin' dork.
>>
>>75336258
spainGOD has never been more right
>>
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>>75336203
>>
>>75334824
blue cheese with wings or go fuck your motha
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>>75336258
dwarf
>>
DC = /heem/
Rumble = /sherdog/
Jones = /leddit/
>>
/r/mma= Ariel Helwani

/sp/= Luke Thomas

/heem/ = Jeff Wagenheim
>>
>>75336107
BEST FISHERMAN IN MMA
>>
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>>75336373
Them child sized panties cuttin the oxygen to ur tiny brain bruh, ur the one with the pooskin Kebab genetics, I'm the SCANDINAVIAN SUPREME round here lmao.
>>
Rogan = /tv/
Bravo = /pol/
Schaub = /heem/
>>
/heem/ = Eugene
Everyone else = lost batallion
>>
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>>75336474
who else /eugene/ here?
>>
>>75336497
Everyone
>>
>>75336497
right here
>>
Zahabi = r/mma
Jackson = Sherdog
Longo = /heem/
>>
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>>75334537
>>
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>>75336644
Do one for Schaub please
>>
>>75336644
>no kk
for shame
>>
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>>75336663
Gooby bless, lad.
>>
Is Platinum Mike Perry still /ourguy/?
>>
do you think amanda swings both ways?
>>
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>>75336796
He will be if he beats lellenburger via cage
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>>75336765
Schaub bless brother.
>>
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>>75336831
>photoshopping a baby
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>>75336855
why'd you photoshop a baby?
>>
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>>75336203
SHIEEET, /HEEM/TOWN IN THIS BITCH, IT IZ WUT IT IZ, BLACK BEASS IN DIS HOE, WHERE DA RONDA ROUSEY FINE ASS AT ?
>>
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>>75336982
H
TOWN
ON
DAT
BOI
>>
>Eddie not realizing Joe is a globalist
>>
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>schaub thinking that kangaroo wouldn't put him to sleep
>>
>Mcgoobz vs Tyrone
>Daniel Cuck vs Bull Jones

GOOD LORD WHAT A CARD
>>
>it's another eddie's crazy conspiracy episode
>>
>Joe thinks the moon landings where fake

Wew
>>
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this meme has gone too far just talk about rubberguard please
>>
is spergy our chris-chan? i hope he gets his honest and true op up next
>>
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>>75337434
you are
you are the most pathetic piece of shit on here and you know it
>>
Post pictures of Schaub being bullied
>>
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>>75337532
Praying for you bro. Schaub bless.
>>
>>75337565
Nah nothing but love for Schaub, you have to remember Jorge Masvidal is a personal friend of mine.
>>
i hate how joe has become so condescending to edgy. he needs to shut up and take a backseat sometimes.
>>
>>75337607
>>
So I took heems advice and I watched the conor urijah tuf. On the last episode now. I had no idea Ramsey was coming back for TUF 25. Why would he bother when they let him fight in the ufc anyway? More fans?
>>
>>75337636

>Edgy
>Not deserving of every bit of condescension available at any given moment
>>
>>75337636
This is why Joe rarely brings people on that have dissenting opinions. It exposes Joe as a condescending douchebag every time. Joe has to maintain his "I'm just a normal guy that smokes a lot of weed" persona. He's super rich and lived isolated from the world for most of his life.
>>
>>75337693
say that to my face and not online and see what happens
>>
Post the Brenda Swab brain damage thing
>>
>>75337667
Ramsey got cut and now has a second chance at a UFC contract, thats the whole premises of this season.
>>
>>75337797
No you hater
>>
>>75337636
edgy is a fucking retard though
>>
>>75337636
I know like trying to say eddie cant drink and no one can give him alcohol. That shit is fucked up.
>>
Did Schaub leave?
>>
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Do you think they...?
>>
Guys they faked six moon missions
>>
COME ON MAN

COME ON MAN
>>
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>>75338028
>>
>>75338092
I turned off as soon as Eddie said they faked the moon landings and joe said I know.

Schaub is actually the smart one of the group
>>
>>75336765
Adddicted to being a loser.
>>
>>75338310
They did fake the moon landings though. If you belive otherwise it's cause youre a coward.
>>
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>>75338310
>Schaub is actually the smart one of the group
This.
>>
lol Jamie sounds like a cunt right now
>>
>The conversation became so fucking stupid and cringeworthy that young jamie is snapping out!

This is a new low lol
>>
>>75338392
He is a little weasel know it all. Joe and reddit have made this nerd think he's a God.
>>
Alright fuck that I turned off Rogan and now put my Moana songs back on.
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Jamie's yeezy boosts are on too tight
>>
Why does this pencil-necked nerd have a mic?

Jamie is a cunt
>>
>>75338474
Why does rogan bring this shit up in the first place
>>
>>75336823
Dykes like getting DICC every once in awhile.
>>
Neil Tyson has come on this show how many times before to put this retarded argument to rest? And here we fucking are again trying to convince Eddie of the moon landing?

I want to believe eddie is just trolling the fuck out of rogan to get him to sperg out.
>>
Why bring this shit up with your friend who isn't gonna be convinced and you aren't gonna be convinced either?
>>
>>75334408
You are the biggest spazz on /heem/
>>
Does Joe believe the moon landings?
>>
>>75338700
He believes whatever his guest believes.
>>
>>75338300
>omielancuck is still not cut
for fucks sake
>>
>>75338713
he had a decent run up until he lost to Big Tim Johnson
>>
>>75338732
he's trash
>>
>>75338744
better than a lot of HWs, the division is very shallow and needs all the help it can get
>>
For fucks sake, young jamie I hope you have a tab open and read this. Convince joe not to open up this can of worms with eddie unless there's a new guest on the show to argue against him.

I can't keep listening to rogan and eddie doing this for the millionth time.
>>
>>75338687
whats makes you say that friendo?
>>
>>75338687
Oh for sure I disagree, one thousand percent
>>
even scoople is done with this shit
>>
Is 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu a meme?
>>
>>75338885
It's just a no-gi system of jiu jitsu.
>>
>>75338933
where did you read that? the internet?
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>>75338885
you tell me
>>
What is flat earth? Just the belief that the earth is flat?
>>
>>75339002
I know jiu jitsu nerds that are into it. It's like the crossfit of jiu jistu.
>>
>>75339063
yeah
>>
>>75339063
non euclidean geometry btfo
>>
>not believing in concave earth

This is the real shit right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FcvtZFXOu8
>>
>dreaming of being a pro MMA fighter since i have been knocking people out in muay thai / boxing
>go to my first BJJ class today
>get tired as fuck
>tap to every kind of neck choke
>gas so much that i can barely lift my arms and just let the guy submit me
>tap to a guy literally just dropping his weight on my stomach

wtf i hate BJJ its normal to suck this much? also, my body hurts as fuck
>>
>>75339711
you wouldn't last 10 seconds in my guard, hue
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>>75339767
in a pure BJJ match? probably wouldnt
in a MMA fight i would just elbow your face until even your mom couldnt identify it
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>>75339767
They call my guard the wood chipper, because it's where limbs go to get destroyed.

>>75339711
Uh, it's completely different than striking. Any big name pros at your gym? Which state/city are you in?
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>>75339711
try getting your cardio up outside of bjj. do some running and basic stuff until you can get to complex stuff like HIIT
>>
>>75339811
Like he would just let your do that? Nigga you're dumb as fuck
>>
>>75339711
>go to my first BJJ class today
You cant expect to be good on the first time you do it. Dude. Are you just a bitch that needs everything to be easy? Man up pussy.
>>
>>75339811
you would try until we clinched and I got you to the ground and drowned you
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>>75339864
im already fighting pro at muay thai, dude
my only weakness is my white belt in BJJ, if I can fix that im pretty sure I can fight on Bellator

>>75339851
My cardio in boxing is really good, I dont get how i can gas so easily in BJJ

>>75339899
Im just talking out my frustration, man, im really feeling like shit right now
im not going to quit, dont worry

>>75339904
>clinch
>knee to the ribs
>knee to the face
>elbow to face
>??
>>
>>75339711
If you do boxing surely you have good cardio, why did you gas so easily?
>>
>>75339995
No idea, im shocked as hell
I can go 10 rounds no problem, but maybe im just not used to the high intensity of BJJ since im a outboxer
>>
>>75339975
>>clinch
>>knee to the ribs
>>knee to the face
>>elbow to face
>>??
Oh you have a lot to learn my man
>>
>>75340042
Just imagine Silva and Jones, im a mix of both
>>
>>75339975
What are your favorite moves you like to setup on opponents?
>>
>>75339975
boxing cardio and bjj cardio are different things
when i was in high school i did football, wrestling, then lacrosse and after each season i felt like my cardio was shit even tho i left each sport on a peak
>>
Got a call from my bank manager his voice quivering saying there has been a MASSIVE withdrawal made on my savings account

Reassured him there was nothing to worry about because I was investing it all on Artem Lobov who is fighting later this week.
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>>75340172
SAVAGE
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>>75340149
I build my style on using weird angles and setting up my elbows with jabs and feints
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>>75340035
Idk lad maybe it was nerves or something
Maybe you have staph
I've been doing jiu jitsu a while and sometimes roll for an hour and half so thought my cardio was great yet recently started boxing and can't compete with their gas tanks. I find boxing requires way better cardio and is a lot more high endurance.

Maybe in your frustration you forgot to breath, it could be something as simple as that.
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Artem is legit going to win.
I worry about the dude who posted this though because 4/1 odds is shit. I got him at 7/1
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how would paul denino do in mma?
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>>75340172
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>>75340082
>Drug abusing lanklet with a dick that doesn't work.
Good for you hue goofball.
>>
rumos going around that Artem KO'd Conor in a sparring session
anyone thinking he will lose is delusional
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>>75340703
*rumors
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>>75340644
Hot damn, Adan comin' in with the bantz.
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when does this NATTY beast return?
>>
>>75340228
weightclass? reach? height? what's your record?
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>>75340772
soon
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What did he mean
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>>75340855
>absolutely POOSADAD
he's still bigg
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>>75340787
155
74.5 reach
5"8

im currently 6-0-0
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>>75340990
Where in brazil do you train? What big name pros have you trained with?
>>
>>75341308
I train at Rio de Janeiro, cant really say my gym, sorry
but i sparred(boxing only) with Aldo a few months ago
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>>75341359
Have you met Dantas, and is he bigger than aldo?
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>>75341433
never met him, but wanst looking for him either, he could be there just training
Aldo is THICC tho, more than he looks on pics
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Taking a real good look at you. Taking a real good look at your face.
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>>75341433
Anything that surprised you or impressed you when sparring with Aldo? Something interesting that you noticed he does?
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>>75341735
Aldo head movement is crazy, he pretends to fall for the feints but slips when you try to get him, I could only manage to get him with faster puncher without much power.

Also, he looks really relaxed, but at the same time he is focused. He doesnt look in your eyes either, he keeps looking at your chest, this was kinda weird.

Pederneiras is a really cool guy and invited me for a BBQ (even tho i now he didnt really mean it and was just trying to be nice)
>>
>>75341885
>Aldo head movement is crazy, he pretends to fall for the feints but slips when you try to get him, I could only manage to get him with faster puncher without much power.
That's really cool
>Also, he looks really relaxed, but at the same time he is focused. He doesnt look in your eyes either, he keeps looking at your chest, this was kinda weird.
I do that too and people have criticized me for that. Why focus on their head movement when you're playing 5D chess like aldo and using decoy head movement?
>Pederneiras is a really cool guy and invited me for a BBQ (even tho i now he didnt really mean it and was just trying to be nice)
Take him up on it man. Next one for sure. Do you guys even do bbq during the winter now?

Man I want to go back down in december.
>>
>>75340990
dam thats a monster reach for your height
>>
As a boy I followed Rogan.
As a man I realize Schaub made more sense.
>>
fucking studboy is live you goofs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpU0KD-hrg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpU0KD-hrg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpU0KD-hrg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpU0KD-hrg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpU0KD-hrg4
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LIVE AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpU0KD-hrg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpU0KD-hrg4
>>
Brendan for sure got a big ol' pterodactyl dick on him, the Kid's got a piece on him as well. They'll for sure double dick down your 1-2 cutie pie dime piece girl like the turbo slut she is and you'll just watch, 100%. GADOOSH!!!!! You cheeto fingered keyboard warriors living in your mom's basement wouldn't understand, it's tough man. Oh I disagree, comedy is a beast bro, you can't succeed without having the proper work ethic for sure.
>>
>>75342193
As a boy I followed Schaub
As a man I realize Joey Diaz made more sense
>>
>>75342206
>>75342236
>"Hey Andre, how do you feel about being Eskimo brothers with Cody?"
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>>75342193
This. Schuab bless brother.
>>
heeminder to add this to your MD6 filter list
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>>75342253
Lay off the drugs my dude.

>>75342239
>>75342291
100%
>>
>>75342326
>filtering posts that violate your safe space
Sad!
>>
>>75342359
>filtering spam
kind of a basic thing to do since the beginning of the internet my man
>>
>>75342374
You sound like a nerd lmao.
>>
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>>75342326
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>>75342326
>>
>>75342374
B.P.S. is God
>>
this is the most autistic place I've ever seen
I hope the mods finally delete this shit hole
>>
>>
>>75342457
I'll delete you :)
>>
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Did joe talk about the fights at all or will i just be wasting my time listening to eddie?
>>
*gadooshes in your face*
>>
New Schaub when?
>>
>>75342438
Give your boy a call or a visit my man. B.P.S. Bless
>>
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>studboy is a racist
it all makes sense now
>>
>>75342539
Big Brown Flush Down

Studgoy promoting Stephen Molyneux
>>
https://www.gofundme
.com/fly-eddie-bravo-to-the-stratosphere
>>
>studboy radio is just studboy talking about why white people are the best
>>
Africa BTFO

BASED studboy
>>
>europe had to completely start over after world war 2

WHAT THE FUCK? this guy is literally retarded
>>
>studboy taking the show in an alt-right direction

Urijah is redpilled too. He called Ariel business savvy and Ariel says "I know what you're thinking".
>>
"Blacks are genetically inferior"-studboy
>>
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>>75342777
i seriously cannot believe he's saying this shit out loud. this shit is career ending type of talk. he's saying black people are a different species
>>
>>75342803
sub saharan africans didn't mix with neanderthals though
>>
>>75342803
I can't wait for the call ins.
>>
me on the phone right now
>>
>>75342843
nobody is gonna say shit like always
>>
>fili talking shit when he got rekt by Yair
>>
>>75342853
>Uh I met you at ufc 892 it made me so happy
>uh i'm from sacramento uh can i have a free shirt

your typical mma fanboy
>>
>NIGGER
LMAO this show is fucking done
>>
>>75342915
Somebody needs to call in and get them their opinions on Milo

>studboy talking iq levels

this is going to be a great fucking episode
>>
Bump this thread, lads. Let's turn it into a shit show.

>>>/pol/121794004
>>
>>75342508
They did on the first quarter. The rest was just eddie being a tricky cunt

Yet somehow I didnt manage to stop listening, no matter how mad he made me.
>>
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Fili, shut the fuck up.
>>
>>75343154
go say that to his face pussy
>>
Holy shit studboy is red pilled as fuck
>>
"im not racist, i have black friends"
>>
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>>75343172
I will. He's a manlet and a pussy. Much like yourself.
>>
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"most scientists are white"
>>
I love /heem/.

We're just sitting here chilling and listening to a podcast.

No other general on /sp/ has such a tightly knit group of bros.
>>
Give this thread a bump >>>/pol/121795279

It has become a /pol/ cast.
>>
>>75343253
Fuck off
>>
>i got to folsom lake community college
>she fucked me that night

my sides
>>
Get this stuttering good outta here.
>>
i say put homeless people in the empty containers we send back to china
>>
I really want to ask Fili if PvZ was a good lay
>>
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m-maybe studgoy isnt such a fat bald goof
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>>75343212
>>
>>75343433
>he'll just gain 30lbs of fat and fight a little chubby hurr durrrr!!
>>
lmao
>>
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>>75343528
>>75343528
>>75343528
NEW
>>
>>75343534
Fuck off.
>>
>>75343534
Hope you get banned again. /heem/ is better without you.
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guys, don't buy seagate barracuda HDD, they are pure shit, i loss all my MMA shit, images, games, etc. now i only have a 128 SSD.

>>75323877
that back, fuck.
>>
so we're gonna let an early thread win again?
>>
>>75343834
I will join the resistance if someone makes a thread after 500
>>
>>75343860
there will be a proper thread. there always is if we make it to 500 but everybody joins the early one so it doesn't matter
>>
>>75343898
We will give it a shot. I'm thinking one day we form a pact of people who will only post in new threads that are made after 500 posts.

New Thread Top Team
>>
>>75343919
Spergzilians
>>
>>75344557
yes
>>
>>75344665
just a couple more
>>
>>75344679
It's happening
>>
we are live
>>75344699
>>75344699
>>75344699
>>75344699
>>75344699
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the other thread was made at 499 posts
do not support it

>>75343528
>>75343528
>>75343528
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>>75344733
i legitimately 100% your efforts with the OP but man, you just gotta stop making early threads. I can't support early threads
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