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>Countdown to Russia GP:
F1Countdown.com

>Session times in your time:
F1Calendar.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 68 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 61 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 38 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 34 points
5. Max Verstappen 25 points

>News
Mercedes broke up
Galel drives for Toro Rosso
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1st for Riccy
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nth for Autism.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mKzT7BEsfo do you think these lads are just putting on a face for the cameras they prob want Alonso to crash out
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F1 panders to niggers.
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10th for ICH HASSE ANIME
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8th for finland loses again
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>>75319603
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>>75319667
Now this is a decent version
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>>75319670
>the black dildo
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I just woke up, I had a nightmare.

Ron Dennis was trapped in some sort box fighting a japanese anime girl and fernando was in a corner muttering the same two letter to himself again and again.

It was awful!
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>>75319667
Why is nick dressed as #TeamLH?
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>>75319667
>mfw
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Any way to watch tests?
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move over Sutilmania

GIOMANIA is here
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>>75319684
Only if you go to Bahrain and somehow don't get killed.

Any news on Monger lads?
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2007 - 2009:
>Alonso tries to destroy McLaren

2014 - 2017:
>McLaren try to destroy Alonso

POTTERY
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https://twitter.com/ToroRossoSpy/status/854260956926496769

wtf i hate gelael now
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>>75319666
Lance please have Hamilton crash into you

I see you've taken the Strollpill my lad
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>>75319667
damn do you have a camera in my house or something?
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>>75319667
needed a picture of Marie Buchan with her eight kids
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post Tats
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>But despite McLaren development driver Oliver Turvey managing to get out on track as soon as testing got underway, he was only able to complete two installation laps before being confined to the garage with a problem.

>Honda engineers had discovered a water leak in the Energy Recovery System, and there was no option but to make an engine change.
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WEW LAD

Vijay "pay denbts" Mallya has been arrested

going to be extradited to India
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>>75319667
>tfw you get lumped with this stupid country

I want to break free
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>>75319895

F

I wonder if Theresa May is gonna announce that in the incoming press conference
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>>75319775
also letter from the council about dole money
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>>75319895
VAGINA NO
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>>75319677
>some sort box
an autism box no doubt
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>>75319677
The pre 09 cars still look brtter desu
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W E W
E
W
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>>75319956
>Stroll
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>>75319956
>1 2 1
>4 5 4
>2 1 2
>3 6 3
>7 9 7
>10 10 10
>ret ret ret
>6 14 6

what did they mean by this?
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>>75319956
>PW scored a solid 11th for Sauber
hilarious how this thread was jerking off over Gio The Nazi
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>checking out the formula e calendar
>found a new favourite pit lane

wew
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>>75319973
If anything it really shows how shit Son of Eric is.
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official top 11 most one sided driver line ups of the 2017 F1 season so far:

1. Hülkenberg vs Palmer
2. Wehrlein vs Ericsson
3. Massa vs Stroll
4. Vettel vs Räikkönen
5. Alonso vs Vandoorne
6. Perez vs Ocon
7. Hamilton vs Bottas
8. Grosjean vs Magnussen
9. Sainz vs Kvyat
10. Giovinazzi vs Ericsson
11. Ricciardo vs Verstappen
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>>75319973
for me it's giovinazzi
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>>75319976
>circuit de invalides
doesn't that mean "circuit of spastics"?
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>>75319978
>Agreed
>Agreed
>Agreed
>Agreed
>Inconclusive since McHonda
>Fair
>Fair
>Fair
>Fair
>Fair
>Agreed
Not bad.
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>>75319973
>>75319977
Ericsson should just fuck off and let Gio drive tbqh.
Surely Ferrari has enough money to make it worth it and Sauber might get into the points which they won't with Ericsson.
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>>75319895
Is this the end of Force India?
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>>75319976
That's just AVUS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AVUS
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>>75319984
Based on my thorough and complete knowledge of french, yes.
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>>75319978
>not 11. Verstappen vs Ricciardo
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>>75319973
Gio scored a solid 12th for Sauber with only one hour of FP3 to prepare
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>>75319973

>Implying his team mate was Gio the Nazi
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>>75319976
Bitch, please.
Until a few years ago, our national Stock Car championship raced in this street course.
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>>75319987
>Who owns Sauber F1 Team
>http://www.20min.ch/sport/motorsport/story/Sauber-Retter-kommen-aus-der-Ericsson-Ecke-20465231

He's never gonna get sacked
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>>75320023
Formula E loves their meme pitlanes
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>>75319985

Palmer is fucked this year, he looked ok in the car last year because his teammate was just as shit. This year he has Hulk, who will absolutely dominate him (already doing so)
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>>75320023
That track looks mad fun. I hope those stock cars are tail happy.
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>>75319978

Grosjean v Magnussen too low, otherwise good list.
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>>75319978
Swap 6 and 10.
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>>75319784
>How was my pace, Anon?
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>>75320049
talented wise it would be higher but performance wise I'd say they were almost equal in the two GPs
Gio probably needed more experience to show that he is a lot better than Ericsson as well
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>>75319984
circuit of the disabled

this isn't real, right?
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Haha, Wehrlein sure was lucky this weekend guys! I'm sure Ericsson will bounce back in Russia though.
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>>75320081
>>75319984
Les Invalides , commonly known as Hôtel national des Invalides (The National Residence of the Invalids), or also as Hôtel des Invalides, is a complex of buildings in the 7th arrondissement of Paris, France, containing museums and monuments, all relating to the military history of France, as well as a hospital and a retirement home for war veterans, the building's original purpose.
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>>75320038
>naming an avenue after Karl Marx

No wonder zee germans are so cucked.
Anyways, that track looks weird. Then again, rarely do street courses look good anyways.
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>>75320103
ah thx, that explains. But who knows that stuff by heart if you're not French?
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>>75320085
The point of the election is to water down Brexit. The Tories are not going to run on a 'hard Brexit' and will use this as an opportunity to reverse what they've already said. Alienate the Conservative right and crush Labour.

Maybe there's hope for Vilay yet.
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>>75320117
Karl Marx, regardless of what you think of his work and what his work caused, was a huge influence and isn't looked as negatively upon in mainstream as other people we could and in some cases would name streets after. Also he's Jewish and it's always good to pander to them.
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>>75320117

built by a communist government. who could have guessed?
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>>75320126
Lad, I just like seeing Keith getting triggered.
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Why does valettri bottas never smile?
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>>75320148
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>>75320126

I haven't understood a single word, but which one should I cheer for if I want brits to be super buttfucked by EU?
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Goodnight poo prince

http://www.news18.com/news/india/vijay-mallya-arrested-in-london-to-be-extradited-1376837.html
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>>75320160
Shit just hit the fan
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>>75320154
looks staged to me
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>>75320023
>Circuito Ayrton Senna
4v2, Piquet BTFO
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>>75320158
Probably whoever wants to be combative with the EU or the SNP and Sinn Fein.
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>>75320160
Is Vijay Mallya, dare I say it, in a shitty situation?
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>>75320158
Lib Dems I guess (Tim Farron)
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KEK, Joe Saward has parted company with Sidepodcast. Something about him making comments about female bums.

Pic not quite related but still funny.
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>>75320178
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>>75320129
Eh, we named a cultural center after fucking Che Guevara and have countless schools and streets named after the dictatorship presidents, so I guess you're right.
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>>75320179
it's impossible for that man to take a joke
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>>75320190
what is this meme?
skimmed milk is nasty shit
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>>75320190
quick rundown on this guy?
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>>75320085
>>75320126
>>75320158
>>75320178
>>75320190
>>>/pol/
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>>75320210
>everyone I don't like is /pol/
Fuck off, Genghis.
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>>75320208
His wife says hello.
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>>75320196
also impossible for him to agree with anything that anyone says to him
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>>75320223
he must be a huge Rush fan
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>>75320232
You should see what his kids look like.
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Are flags off center for anyone else? Got a couple pixels of backwards italy sneaking in from the underneath finland and portugal under the US.
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>>75320232
kek
>alex lifeson and geddy lee
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>>75320223
transgender paddy lowe
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>>75320221
/sp/ is for sports discussion my friend
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>>75320221
It literally couldn't be more offtopic you shitstain
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Had a wierd dream about Tires last nights lads

I think I've been watching too much F1
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>>75320223
legit 8 in bongistan, lads
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So uh...that Monger kid is dead, right?
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>>75320299
did the wheel gun tear off your tralala?
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>>75320221
Only /pol/ topic that is slightly F1 related is racism
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>>75320303
the thing that sadens me most is that "monger" is an actual name in this country
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>>75320303

Apparently just leg injuries according to the media.

Probably the same tier as of "Just a fell while skiing" for Schumi
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>>75320303
no update since Sunday

and since no news means bad news, he's almost certainly a veggie
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MALLYA ARRESTED


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......


FOURTH INDIA BTFO
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>>75320343
With Mallya's tax money, can India finally sort out its sanitation problems?
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>>75320343

You don't have to hate him just because he evolved and started pooing in an actual loo, Narain
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>>75320343
but he's been bailed for now

still gonna get extradited though
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>>75320340
fug

F
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>>75320357
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>>75320340
>leg injuries
>veggie
>>75320325
It's like "fishmonger" or "ironmonger". Although Billy Ironmonger would be a much better name.
>>75320343
He's far too rich to go to prison.
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>>75320340
Potatolegs or potatobrain? I think the first
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>>75320393
'Monger' is probably 'Fishmonger' but they dropped the fish part so people didn't hold their noses.
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>>75320357
This sold his villa in Goa for like $10 mil. That could buy a lot of loos i suppose.

>>75320359
>>75320362
He cheated hundreds of employees and a lot of banks with his now failed Kingfisher Airlines. Dude deserves a fair trial but he's been hiding out in the west. It's an ego issue for the Indian govt. now. They'll make sure he either goes to jail or stays forever their slave in debt.


ALL IN ALL

A good day for Formula 1. Mediocrity is solve.
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>>75320343
Could this be the first step towards a new car manufacturer entering the F1 arena?
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>>75320404
So what's gonna happen to Foreskindia now? They look like a solid midfield team right now. They even seem to be in a healthy financial stuation with their sponsors. Would be a shame if they collapsed now.
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>>75319956
>when money can't even buy you 0 points
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>>75320405
I hope not; I like FI a lot.

Pic is captcha.
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>>75320427
STROLL PATROL
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>>75320441
>dat fooken letters
lawl, friggin elves.
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>>75320405
>>75320423
I want FI to dissolve to be honest. I hate Mallya. My sis used to work for his airlines. Her future was almost wrecked because of this fucker.

I want a BMW-McLaren team to be honest with Ross Brawn as chief and Alonso and Kimi as drivers. It's never happening tho.

It's up to the Brits if they can extradite this
$9 Billion loan defaulter, of which there is a very high chance they will. Inshallah!!
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>>75320522
Ross can't chief, Pajeet.
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>>75320522
calm down man
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>>75320423

> They even seem to be in a healthy financial stuation with their sponsors

don't know about that one. the cash from finishing fourth in the championship is probably great, but apparently the bwt deal wasn't big money. perez brings a whole bunch of cash with him but that cash could go with him to another team, like ferrari or haas.

the issues are with the subrata roy and vijay mallya.

http://www.reuters.com/article/motor-f1-forceindia-sahara-idUSKCN0VQ0BX

johnnie walker f1 or everything is sold to someone else.
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What do the teams do with all their broken or obsolete front wings? I think it would look pretty cool to have one on the wall of my garage or something.
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>>75320657
They probably recycle them somehow. I know it is possible do dissolve the epoxy with special alcohols, but I doubt they actually use the recycled materials for new parts.
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>>75320657
How much would you wanna pay for it senpai?

I don't think teams would sell broken front wings from their current cars. Potentially front wings from older cars, but then you got storing costs.
Would you spend 2000€ on a broken front wing from 2015?
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>>75320657
>What do the teams do with all their broken or obsolete front wings?

you can recycle Carbon Fiber

> I think it would look pretty cool to have one on the wall of my garage or something.

You should have bought a wing from the Caterham Auction.
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>>75319971

praise Thoth
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>>75320404
>Dude deserves a fair trial

India doesn't work right with trials desu

>>75320423

If I'm not wrong, there were rumors about Aston Martin buying it in 2015, maybe they are still interested
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>>75320723
>maybe they are still interested
nah, they have a technology partnership with Red Bull and Newey designed their new hypercar
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>>75320684
It may be possible to dissolve an uncured epoxy, but once the epoxy is cured (the part is hardened) there is nothing your alcohol can do.

I think they store or sell them with the old chassis
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>>75319978
ocon cucked perez this weekend, but perez went to pits during the safety car
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>>75320699
>Would you spend 2000€ on a broken front wing from 2015?
I probably would, provided it broke during a GP and not during stress testing or something.

I found a website that sells old Williams wings, but they're fairly old and pretty damn expensive. I don't know what I was expecting.

http://f1-247.com/items_sale.php?o=5&t=0&c=124&f=1&eRange=1&sRange=&d=10
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>Bernie bow to the Strolls
>In contact with Jewish backers
>Possess victim-like abilities
>Control turns with an iron but fair fist
>Own driver seats & race tracks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will race the first grand prix on Mars (Strollollol will be be the first)
>Own 99% of airbag editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer airbags will in all likelihood be Callens & Clo airbags
>Lance Stroll is said to have 215+ crashes, such crashes on Earth has only existed deep in the parking lot of Asian women's shelters
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a driver who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of innocence and Max Verstappen level blaming with him
>Lance Stroll has yet to finish a Formula 1 grand prix
>You likely have finished the same amount of races as Lance Stroll
>The Strolls are in regular communication with the Archangel Bernie, forwarding the word of Lance to the stewards. Who do you think got Carlos Sainz the three-place grid penalty for the Russia Grand Prix?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Williams F1 entrust their book balancing with the Lawrence Stroll. There’s no future in Williams F1
>We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

The chaos can be harnessed but only if you reply to this post with "Lance please have Hamilton crash into you"
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>>75320657

I guess they just recycle them, looking around you can find some damaged parts, there's a 2013 nosecone from FI at 900£ but there's not much stuff.
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>>75320704
>>What do the teams do with all their broken or obsolete front wings?
>you can recycle Carbon Fiber

Recycling Carbon Fibre means that they grind the part into little pieces, and mix those pieces into new parts. But the fibres are broken down, and shortened in the process, so the recycled part as a thousand times less strength (not exaggerating)

The strength of carbon fibre lies in the ability of directing the fibres in the same direction of the loads.
You simply can't dissolve the resin of these fibres and start over again
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>>75320657
They're fucking expensive. Marshalls sometimes keep bits of them if they can; some of them end up on ebay etc.
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>>75320761
what a strollpill
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If Force India collapses under tax issues, who would you like to see replace them?
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>>75320993
Tesla
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>>75320993
Colin Kolles
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>>75320993
Eddie Jordan.
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>>75320993
Audi
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>>75320993
Ron Dennis
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>wake up, read F1 news
>Honda shits again
>Force India legal problems
All is right, back to bed
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>>75320993
Super Aguri
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>>75320993
Haas II (Ferrari III)
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>>75320993
Valtra GP
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>>75320993
Team Floersch
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>>75321084
Haaas? Haaaas?

I would like to see a team run by /f1/. Decisions made via strawpoll.
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>>75320993
Minardi
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>>75320993
Toyota
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>>75320993
BAR Honda
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>>75319667
>wine

That's haram
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>>75321030
>>75321147
>>75321157
These are the correct answers.
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>>75320761
>You likely have finished the same amount of races as Lance Stroll
lost it there
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>>75320993
Stefan GP
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>>75320070
S H I T
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>>75319627
>so ass pained they're gonna get rekt
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>>75320777
You do dissolve the resin, and short-strand carbon has more resistance to bending, but less resistance to shear, so can be used in other part optimally, such as the bodywork. This just saves them from cutting (and wasting) new fibers every single time.
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>>75320223
but that's a man
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>>75319647
>Red Bull team owned by Austrian Red Bull but based in the UK is Austrian
>Toro Rosso team owned by Austrian Red Bull but based in Italy is Italian
really makes me think
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>>75321358
You do not dissolve the resin, you burn it off from the fibres. (http://www.compositesworld.com/articles/recycled-carbon-fiber-update-closing-the-cfrp-lifecycle-loop)

Short fibres are not more resistant to bending, the are more flexible.
The part can not carry as much force than a long fibre equivalent.

And you are forgetting the Impact Strength
>Sainz Strength.
The Impact strength of short fibres is less than the pure resin,...

Carbon fibre will not be reused in Formula 1
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>>75320761
Take the strollpill
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>>75319667
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>>75320993
Volkswagen F1 Team now :33
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>>75320993
unironically Audi
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Why is he such a cutie tho. :3
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I wonder if kimi would even be in f1 if he hadnt lucked into his championship after Lewis had some car problems
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>>75321967
He's a knockoff Bianchi.
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>>75322078
Bianchi was apex cutie
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>>75322066

why not, he was the best driver at the time. winning the championship was only a matter of time
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>>75322099
I still get genuinely angry over how badly he was fucked over in 2005 by McMerc legendary reliability
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>>75322078
Leclerc is knockoff Bianchi 2bh
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>>75322215
Well if it wasn't for McLarens autism he would have won in 2005 but not in 2007 and still be a 1 x WDC

What really makes me thinking is that he didn't win the WDC in 2003. These 2 races in Germany really cost him the title.
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>>75322098
do you think he was as cute after he tried fighting a tractor?
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>>75322273
Let me revise this:
It was fucking WOBBLER who robbed him the title in 2003 by crashing in Brazil and handing a meme victory to Fisichella.
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>Mercedes broke up
Im sorry what did he mean by this?
>>75320993
audi or toyota
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>>75322078
>>75322098
;-;

Anybody have the webm of Bianchi cleaning his helmet?
I thought I had it but I don't.

>>75322255
No, Lerclerc is French Paul Di Resta.
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Friendly reminder that Wobbler wasn't even good, but almost beat Alonso and Hamilton (in a better car 2bqh) and Vettel in 2010
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>>75322396
>2010
>Implying the RB6 was bad and Wobbler didn't throw it away

Top kek

The mental gymnastics of these Aussies
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>>75319956
That is just sad
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>>75322365
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>>75322396
reminder
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>>75322464
Didn't clean it well enough, it would seem
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>>75322430
I was saying it was the best car, so it's logical he competed against Alonso and Hamilton, but Vettel had no excuse to be behind Wobbler for most of the year.
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>>75322474
Reminder
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>>75322474
>steering back into rosberg
really makes you think
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>>75322485
Ah, well then you're ignoring that Vettel was only behind because of bad luck then.

3 mechanical problems costing him wins, 1 puncture that was not his fault.

He'd have crushed him otherwise.
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>>75322396
Friendly reminder that Tarso Marques wasn't even good, but almost beat Andrea Montermini, Giovanni Lavaggi, Luca Badoer, Pedro Lamy, Giancarlo Fisichella, Ricardo Rosset, Ukyo Katayama, Jos Verstappen, Pedro Diniz, Johnny Herbert, Mika Salo, Heinz-Harald Frentzen, Martin Brundle, Eddie Irvine, Olivier Panis, Rubens Barrichello, David Coulthard, Gerhard Berger, Mika Häkkinen, Jean Alesi, Michael Schumacher, Jacques Villeneuve and Damon Hill (in a better car 2bqh) in 1996.
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>>75322464
thx senpai
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>>75322512
>1 puncture that was not his fault.
You mean that time when they were side by side and he tried to bully wobbler off the track, who was having none of it?

vettel deserved that dnf thoroughly.
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>>75322396
>>75322485
When did animefag move to austria?
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>>75322573
No.

2010 British Grand Prix.
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>>75322587
carry on, then.
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>triggered the VIDF
>using German Anime Fag pics so he can't
weeeeeeew
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>>75322273
Kimi got fistfucked by Alonso when they were teammates. In hindsight, Alonso winning in 2005 was the right thing. Also Alonso looked better against Fisichella than Kimi did vs JPM.
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>>75322474
I'm so glad Rosberg won a WDC
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>>75321565
>more resistant to bending
>more flexible
...no
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>>75322663
>tfw
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>>75322610
VIDF is also the animefag?
SHOCKING.
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Test day 1 lap count

Ferrari 182
...
Mclaren 17
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>>75322810
is anyone even surprised at honda's shitness anymore?
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>>75322810
d-d-delete this
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>>75322788
He is, but I meant all the britbongs
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>>75322833
How long can Alonso keep raking in the sponsor money should Honda continue to retard retard retard
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>>75322663
>>75322771
best champ since gimi desu
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>>75322833
>>75322863

Well, Honda is paying him $40 million per year so i doubt that he even cares anymore.

He's essentially doing what he wants (like Indy 500), shits on Honda every week and then he gets paid almost a million per month by Honda. Absolutely based man.
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Today Giovinazzi 0.6 sec slower than Hamilton.
Saturday Kimi was 0.7 sec off Hamilton.

>mfw
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>>75319740
Exactly what F1 needs: more niggers
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>>75322890
Since Mika desu.
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>>75320993
TINSI-I Racing Team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE1WUXS-UY
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>>75322960
wew
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>>75322944

Giovinazzi #2 driver behind Vettel when?
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>>75322890
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>>75323001
Not soon enough
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>>75323012
>>
>Joe Van Attsie put it in the wall
>twice
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>>75323001
2020, after two years with ?????? and Gimi retires
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>>75323015

maybe Kimi will finally realize this year that he has become utter shit and will retire to spend more time with his kids
>>
Did Perez leave Ferrari on good terms?
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>>75322771
him driving like a grandma in the last race was hilarious.
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>>75323068

Nope, Ferrari were pissed when he took the McLaren offer and left their Junior Academy.

In hindsight he said that it was his worst career decision going to a big team after only 2 years and he should have gained more experience first.
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>>75323015
>>75323001
A team order is the foam of the sea.

>>75323029
>>75323079
Must have been nerv-wrecking.
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>>75323096
>A team order is the foam of the sea.

is that some swedish saying?`what does it mean?
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>>75323105
Just a shitty pun. "Foam" is "skum" in Swedish so it's a play on "scum of the earth".

It's really only for myself.
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>>75320657
wtf is that LUMP>??
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>>75320340
HOLY FUCK

F
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>>75320002
>>75320002
did i hear avus?
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>>75320340
>veggie
early reports said he was awake the whole time while they were cutting him out of the car

the bad news is that he probably lost one or both legs ;_;7
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>>75320117
eastern germany
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>>75323174
that's the engine
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>>75323132
>It's really only for myself.
Ericsson approaches race weekends with the same logic
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>>75323227
Beneath the belt.
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>>75323227
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>>75323226
>>75323227
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>>75323227
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>>75323227
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>>75322904
>40 million per year
>almost a million per month
Merkel was right
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>>75323062
Nah, Ferrari want a pussy that will take orders for Seb, it would be sad to see based Nazi in the same position.
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>>75323132
Shit in the sea is a British term, same meaning really
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>>75323327

pls no bully
>>
FERRARI 1-2 WHEN REEEEEE
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>>75323354
you need to learn to be a bully again fritz

all this is because you didn't win
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>>75323327
>a Dutch year is ~40 months
no wonder you people are so fucked up
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>>75322904
>$40 million per year
>Almost a million per month
>$
K E K
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>>75323361
>Kimi cumming second
Lel, what is this, 2013?
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>>75322904
christ, lad
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>>75323362

yeah because you had to ruin it

thanks for that
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>>75323362
>>75323386
>>>/pol/
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>>75323361
This will only Happen if
1. RAI
2. VET

If Gimican't win, he's entitled to finnish fourth
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>>75323361
when they fire kimi
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Guys, where does that anon get the penalties papers?
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>>75323429
but Kimi was good last year and almost beat Vettel

what happened?
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>>75323444
photographs them on the track's notice board
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>>75323363
American education everyone
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>>75323465
age
and history suggests that Vettel is better with more downforce
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>>75323465
ferrari put forth a kimi biased car last year tbqhwy
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>>75323482
imo it was more that Kimi learned how to drive the cars and Vettel didn't really
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>>75323465
Ferrari just being Ferrari when it comes to tactics again.

Also Gimi is the eternal Old Lad with poor qualifying.
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>>75323609
and poor finishing
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>>75323327
why german can't be more center?
it's either you full on nationalist or cuck left.
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>>75323609
>muh renault year streak
>>
What's been going on in testing so far?

>>75323242
*saved*
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>>75321147
We should get this crowdfunded somehow.
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>>75320993
>manor has collapsed
>still no team to replace
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>>75323227
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>>75323609
>Also Gimi is the eternal Old Lad with poor qualifying.

Friendly reminder that Gimi beat Vetlel in Quali last year
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How long till Kimi gets setup right and wins race? Russia?
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>>75324079
next year
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>>75324079
>post yfw Gimi and GOA77AS finish 1-2 in Russia
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>>75324147
Similar digits for 1. Rai 2. Bot 3. Vet
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>>75324147
>believing that Finland can actually win
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>>75323876
>Just Racing Services
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if numbers
finland will never win a gp again
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>>75324188
Delet this
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>>75324188
If numbers, neither will germany
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>>75324188
MARVELOUS!
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>>75323876
>Just Racing
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>>75324147
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>>75324188
if repeating digits, neither does hamilton
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>>75324188
DELETE
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>>75324176
he looks like such a manlet
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>>75324284
Most F1 drivers are.
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>>75323876

I'd pay a cheeky 50€ for one of those steering wheels
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>>75323876
>Just Racing

couldn't make this shit up
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>>75324284
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little piece of Scheisse? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from the Red Bull Junior Team, and I’ve been involved in 182 grands prix, and I have over 43 race victories. I am trained in racecraft and I’m the overtaker in the entire F1 paddock. You are nothing to me but just another Webber. I will blow you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me at the driver's press conference? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fiat dealerships across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that sends you right back to Formula Four. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can overtake you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with an RB10. Not only am I extensively trained in racecraft, but I have access to blown diffusers, KERS, lawyers and innumerable other things that I can use to end your career, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will beat you to death with my four championship trophies. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>75319667
>tfw I don't even like Lewlew even though I live in this country
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>>75324328
I'd like to buy some manor merch but
>u1 chalker way, banbury ox16 4xd
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>>75321249
Unironically this. Villeneuve and Loeb as drivers.
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>mfw one of the F1 game designers is a fucking full-on weeb animeposter

https://twitter.com/britpoint1
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>>75324506
no wonder F1 2015 was so bad. the yellow parasite had a foothold...
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>>75320340
He could have been a QT trap.

RIP
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>>75324506
>flop dragon
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>>75324506
>game designer
>weeb loser

i am shocked
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>>75324506
Christ
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>>75324582
>implying he won't turn to trapping and whoring himself out to fill the void of having his racing dream being taken away from him

>implying the crash hasn't destroyed his benis so that he can't get hard, and can only dribble his load into his panties as a real man's cock fucks his boipussy

>implying he didn't run into that car, knowing full well that it was there, so that he could live out this fantasy
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>>75324582
>this kid is 17 years old
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This season has been infuriating. I don't have cable, I don't want cable, all of my video consumption is done through illegal streaming services online like Cricfree, Brettygood, and illegal Youtube streams. It's 2017 and that's the way things work these days.

All 3 races have been spent hopping around to avoid buffering, reloading, finding a new one when the one I'm watching is taken down, and ultimately settling for recorded-on-a-potato-and-then-shitted-on-thrice quality stream. But wait! The HQ quality one came back, woohoo! Fuck, it's buffering again. Fuck, it's fully loaded but choppy. Fuck, the audio is out of sync. Fuck, it got taken down again. FUCK, THE RACE IS OVER.

I have to download the races a few hours after they've ended. I can't be a part of the excitement that is watching the race live. I can't talk about the race with my friends. I have to tip toe around spoilers on social media. I can't be the Formula 1 fan that I want to be.

HENNO GARVIE, I BEG YOU, PLEASE LET ME PAY YOU TO STREAM THE RACES LIVE. Learn from your friends at Moto GP.

/rant
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>>75325330
you could have prevented this. you could have had crisp hd streams. you could have had high energy f1 memes.

you could have banned the autistic australians

but nooooooo
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>>75325330
It's another episode of Reddit wants free stuff eh.

>"Some shit bike racing series that only serves to kill weird looking Italians is doing it, so you should too"

Fucking parasites, the lot of them. What the fuck were you even doing browsing there anyway, anon?
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>>75325384
cute doggo desu
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>>75320993
colin mcrae
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>>75325479
give me reasons why an offical f1 live stream would be a bad thing
>>
>>75325330
I have had literally no issues with the FreeLive365 HD stream apart from no sound during Bahrain qualifying so I had to resort to the 100% stable SD stream that ends in 95. Now I'm probably moving to IPTV for like 5 euros a month.

If Henno was the only thing saving someone from Cricfree, Ustream and Youtube, they should seriously just fucking off themselves.
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>>75322464
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>>75325479
I've always enjoyed Reddit spouting nonsense about how they would love to pay for a HD F1 streaming service while completely ignoring the fact that it would probably be way more expensive than they were willing to pay.

If you extrapolate Moto GP v. F1 general admission prices and apply it to Moto GP's streaming service to estimate F1 stream prices, it would probably be around €325/year. Not impossible by first world standards but still a decent bit above the €20/month Reddit would be willing to pay and a whole bunch above what the Bahamians could afford.
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>>75322474

At the time this was questionable intent but now it's blatant
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>>75325330
hahahah! they send a message to liberty, and admit to using illegal streaming services.

what fucking retards
>>
>>75322464
Thats the only (and last) time I saw Bianchi in the official transmission. Weird.
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>>75325330
Can't they just use their regional sport tv coverage? It's like even 3rd world countries has their own sport channel with shitty commentators, what's the problem with it?
And you can watch it online as well. What's wrong with these /reddards?
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>>75324582
No news yet?

>>75323733
Inga problem.
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>>75327175
>No news yet?
they had to amputate his benis and are waiting for the right moment to tell him
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Wait. Montoya will compete in Indy500, right?
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>>75327269
>Him
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>>75328063
He'll get an 8 inch prosthetic/transplant so he can have that whopping great junior he always wanted and keep his male pronouns
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>>75324506
liking anime is one thing but why one earth would you advertise that fact on twitter with your real name?
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Cuck, Corina and Mick.
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>>75321737

>FTFY
>>
What ethnicity is Lando Norris?
He looks a bit blackish, but less than a half.
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>>75320340
He looks around and moves his hands after the crash. He's not a veggie, but his legs must be really fucking fucked.
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>>75330148
I like the subtle Wotsits and TV licence van
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>>75330432
Italian.
>>
literally EVERY TIME mchoda has tested something in the last year it's broken.
>"hey I can fix all our problems with thi-"
>"oh wait, we're worse now"
this session for example. every team went in with a rare chance to test upgrades, but mclarens engine failed so they had to spend the day in the garage and now they're even farther behind every other team..
>>
>>75329373
Seriously, 92% of his posts are weeb anime shit
>>
>>75330432
He's the love child of Lando Calrissian and Chuck Norris so probably only 1/3 black
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He looks happy
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>>75332599
>I miss Claire
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>>75332599
I'd he happy too if I knew I was a shit driver and still got a seat at Mercedes
>>
chinkmoot plz disable >>44 its killing me every time
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>>75332599
>I may be autistic, but at least I don't have the downs like these two blokes
>>
what racing do I watch till Sochi?
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>>75320993
Honda works team.
>>
thred's ded
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>the 2nd sip of the day
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>>75325095
Back to your containment board
>>>/lgbt/
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>>75322640
>Kimi did vs JPM.
hahaha

montoya didnt even race like half the season, crashed and dnf a few times too
in monza 2005 kimi did the pole with like twice the fuel load of montoya

he was by far the fastest, and the renault was just the better car all around as the last gp in china showed where even the disabled 'fisico' almost won and renault really dominated mclaren in pure race pace.
alonso won the 2005 title like a rat desu

fisichella even won melbourne iirc
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>>75334423
>not /d/
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>wait wait wait what do you mean it's oval?
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>>75334654
>You mean-a I need-a full power at all time?
>With a Honda?
>Mama mia guys...
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>>75334772
The call that killed McLaren.
>>
Who wins the 'biggest bitch always annoyed by something wrong with car setup driver' trophy, Kimi or Jenson?
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>>75334654
>full throttle the entire race, with the honda engine?
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>>75334870
Jenson, easily. He'd complain about the car even when he was leading a race.
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>>75334870
Joe, Lee and Palmer.
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>>75334870
Kimi down plays everything and doesn't get people's hopes up. "You had a hard Friday trying to get your car set up" "it's the same for everyone, we got it all right in the end"
Jenson just always complained that his car isn't how he wants it. "You had trouble with the car set up all friday" "yeah we had terrible understeer that just wouldn't go away no matter what we tried"
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>Yes, Yenson, I decide I suddenly want to do Monaco after all. Have you ever wanted to race in America? I will swap with you, eh?
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>>75334467
>fisichella even won melbourne iirc
only got Pole because Alonso had to do one of the quali laps on a wet track
Alonso started on P13 but still finished on P3 and only like 6 seconds behind Fisichella with no Safety Car
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I realised something while I was studying some CFD results on my Cray supercomputer.

People are crediting Max with this le ebin save:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtPzwnV2Gno

They should be crediting >pic related
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>>75335246
They didnt have fins last year dumbass
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>>75335246
Thats were ur wrong mate

Newey said he didnt want fins because they didnt benefit the red bull, they only have one their for that thicc A E S T E T I C S
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>>75335464
......wut

>>75335246
Implying you need to own a Cray to know fuck all about CFD
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>>75334870
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>>75335464

>tfw someone makes himself look this stupid

Feels good.
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>>75335622

Schumi only appears on the bottom half of this chart because when he was in GOAT mode his teammates couldn't win any championships
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>>75335629
He was at second gear though. Strong aero isn't there yet.
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>>75335609
>Newey said he didnt want fins because they didnt benefit the red bull


>implying Newey hasn't been EXPOSED this year as mediocre

I bet he does his CFD on an Intel NUC.
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>>75335622
>Alonso GOAT
>Kimi a shit
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>>75335629
I was just pretending to be retarded, moron.
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>>75322396
Vettel lost a metric fuckton of points in 2010 through no fault of his own. With them he would've dominated as the car was usually excellent. Keep in mind that Wobbler had zero retirements from car problems or anything else that might not have been his fault.
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>>75322573
Watch the 2013 season review. It completely turns that on its head.
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>>75324582
he can still be the second johnny herbert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpWXQXMeFw
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Reminder
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>>75336445
I read in F1 racing years back that the first guy to see Herbert's legs after the accident almost puked. Don't see any reason to puke in the photos of the accident? His legs seem intact.
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>>75336606

Most people find maimed and dismembered bodies to be pretty disturbing the first time they ever see them.
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>>75336027
you do that a lot, don't you
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>>75335622
>/f1/'s favorites Schumi, Prost, and Gimi absolutely BTFO

tip top kek
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>>75324174
>tv on coffee table
wew
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>>75335622

Why are Americans so obsessed with """""stats""""" ?
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>>75335246
>safety car
>le ebin save
hahahahahahahahahaha
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>>75337953
Because they prove, or disprove, retarded assertions made by people like you.
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Think im gonna get Canada gp tickets for my dad and I as a birthday present, any tips on the grand stands from the leafs?
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>>75338040
>retarded assertions made by people like you.

>"hurr hurr Vettel has never won from outside qualifying in the top 3, this PROVES he is shit"
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look, he's seeing if being black will solve something
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>>75338552
is that a tear I see?
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>>75335622
>16 (sixteen) to 1 (one)
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>>75338040
Yet Americans are the first to say Per Capita (a legitimate statistic for how frequently something happens in a society) is shit and Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all over the place about it.
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>>75340665
>Per Capita

Probably because the U.S. is essentially 50 different nations, with a huge amount of nigger and spic representation that completely skews the "per capita" argument.
>>
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Joe's Award?
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>It's another /f1/ dies during real nigga hours episode
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Alonso > Schumacher

Alonso is the GOAT
>inb4 muh wdc's
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>>75343888
trips confirm
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>>75343950
did he died
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>>75343950
that poor camera ;_;
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>>75344005
yes
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>>75343888
7>2
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>>75344005
'no'
This year he would be ded. Foh sho
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>>75344076
Vettel has a much worse car than Hamilton, how come he's 1st?
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>>75344131
The Ferrari seems to be the better race car whereas Mercedes is a tad quicker in absolute pace. The Ferrari follows cars much better, too.
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>>75344131
Tranqui Facundo, no me vengas con boludeces a mí
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>theres an alternate universe where Larkham and Crompton fought for championships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgyGQDRibbI
please take me there
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Is he, dare i say to, smart for F1?
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>>75344849
888 ruined V8SC. Discuss.
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Force India dies. Audi/VW come in to F1 and build a VR6 block for the car, fixing the sound issue forever. They hire Kubica and Based Kamui to drive. Everything is solve.
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>>75322474
>reminder
Reminder also that most of the grid wanted the safety car out for hours rather than race on wet oily new track.

Could have happened to anyone.
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>>75336079
> turns on head
Only confirms Vettel spoilt brat making shit tier overtaking attempt when given advantage by team.
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>>75341455
Arrogant hanger on pretending to be "journalist"
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>>75343950
In this post: the lengths Red Bull went to protect Vettel's win.
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>>75344937
Nope. Just too slow and shit.
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>>75345086
>888
>why u no let us buy hrt
>start own team instead
>hire whincup

Ruined.
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>>75345284
you don't have to lie to yourself any more mark

your career's over, accept that sebastian was better than you
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>>75345086

>Not remembering the HRT show from 96-07 only punctuated by SBR who managed to fuck their legacy by selling to a purple haired manatee.

>>75344849

Also in an alternative universe we got prime Murphy commentating and not hyper manchild Skaife.
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>>75345304
well they got what they wanted in the end.
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>>75345312
Accept Webber wasn't allowed to race Vettel from 2010 onwards.

2013 in particular.
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>>75341455
Eternally butthurt F1 ''''''''journalist'''''''' who has vendettas against various people in F1, although you'd probably be pissy too if your sister had been raped.
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>>75344937
>tfw he's just outsmarting us all
>he's infact the new Senna but just hiding his power level to be Ferrari's next super weapon
>The Son of Eric takes Gimi's place in 2018 and will become WDC the same year
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>>75324506
he needs to tone that down
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>>75345437
there are an infinite number of alternate universes but literally 0 where Marcus Ericsson is Formula 1 world drivers champion.
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They're looking for race marshalls lads. Gonna be fun.
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Goodbye Dehli's Poo
Though I never liked you at all
You had the grace to shit yourself
While those around you clenched
Renault crawled into the midfield
And they whispered to the press
They sent you on the toilet
And they made you change your paint

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a fart caught in the wind
Never knowing who to pay back
When the debt set in
And I would have liked to drive for you
But I was worse than Stroll
Your stench has faded long before
Prison will take its toll

Extradition was tough
The toughest flight you ever faced
Bollywood created a superpoo
And tax was the price you paid
Even when you were caught
Renault still hounded you
All Joe's Award had to say
Was that Mallya was found on the loo
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>>75345716
You're getting the sack after your pathetic display in the semi final, Nick.
>>
Is Schumacher potato now?

Does his awful brother still race?

Please forgive I've been in the Marines since 04
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>>75345753
yes
no

mick schumacher is the hot new schumacher though, coming up in euro f3
>>
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/renault-unveils-f1-2027-concept-car-895651/

Why are these always lame?
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>>75345783
That's a Roborace car rip-off
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>>75345783
>no back wing
Fuck downforce who meeds it anyway amirite
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>>75345783
>>75345833
And that tiny flat hydraulic thing doesnt count desu
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>>75345716
The first losses tend to be the biggest. It's normal for progress to slow down once in a while. Happens to me too, but still I've lost 25 kilos in a year (and with your 'slowed down' weight loss you're still on course to double that). Just continue on the right path and progress will follow.
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>>75345783
>Renault wants it to be full electric
>mfw realizing that F1 and Formula E will soon be the exact same shit
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>>75343950
>>75344005
No, he got a broken collarbone and returned to the pitlane shortly. Since then there's a siren on a pitlane when a car comes in and cuck penalties for loose wheels, afair.
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>>75345868
>car companies wants it to be full combustion engine mobiles
>mfw realizing that horse and carriage and combustion mobiles will soon be the exact same shit
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>>75323001
When Gimi retires in 2057.
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>>75345638
>tfw on spring break and not in shitstanbul
;_;
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>>75345716
>>75345844
The early losses are normally water loss, so they come easier.
Don't be discouraged. Keep it up; you're going in the right direction.

#IBelieveInThiccNick
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>>75345638

>Implying Turkey will still exists by 2018
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>>75345783
Also mentioned by Renault about the future of F1:

>Meanwhile, the main race on Sunday would be shorter (250 kilometres instead of approximately 300 today) and divided into two parts: a long race and a second, shorter sprint known as the ‘Final Sprint.’

What is a GRAND Prix? You'd think they can speak French, no?
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>>75345716
Why do you think you will lose more weight with same diet?
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>>75345966
God that's retarded
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>>75345970
Because he is in a calorie deficit.
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>>75345983
Wait the number is kilograms?

That is terrible
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>>75345993
Yes he is a beast
That's why we call him Fat Nick
This is a haiku
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>>75345999
you need a season-word
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>>75325330
>motogp
What did they do?
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>>75346055
They let you pay like $100 a year and stream every session of every category live + vods up immediately + full seasons going back to like 2005 + less complete archives going back to 1992. It's a really solid package.
>>
436th for /our guy/ Vettee
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>>75345907
the electric car is older than the ICE though
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>>75345907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HX5wsQVEA
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>>75345783
Hideous Hot Wheels toy. Does 'concept car' just mean 'look we made a thing', made by some bored internal designers. Waste of resources to make concept cars imho.
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the fat fuck needs to gtfo with his fat-fuck-stories. >>>/tv/81801783
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>>75346196
>>75346196
also >>>/fit/41121823
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>>75346025
Yes he is a beast
That's why we call him Fat Nick
Today is sunny
>>
Can someone post the 2017 F1 movie casting
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>>75346287
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>>75346275
good
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Can we design an F1 car around fat nick? His radiating body can help generate power for the MGUH. The fatrolls flapping about in the wind can effectively be utilized as active aero. With some rule bending the CPAC device can inject extra air into the cylinders.

Obviously there are some diminishing effects too. The weight disadvantage is sizeable and as his body loses weight during a race at incredible hihg speeds the car will gain ride height.

On balance I believe that with a team dedicated to HAESF1D (Health At Every Size F1 Driver) Nick could have a chance of becoming an F1 driver. HAAS is the obvious candidate.
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>>75345868

they are manufacturers, f1 is a marketing exercise, and they want the powerplants and technology in the motorsports that they compete in to be relevant to what a consumer could buy.

apart from FCA, all the major european manufacturers will be represented in formula e within a few years.
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>>75346315
>Health At Every Size
Oh wow this is a thing that exists.
>Proponents view the common wisdom that obesity is unhealthy as part of a general stigmatization of the obese
>health is a result of behaviors that are independent of body weight and that favouring being thin discriminates against the overweight and the obese
Are they actually denying that being obese is unhealthy? Nick, please never listen to these people. Stick with the plan, you can do it!
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>>75346315
What is the current FIA regulations on implementing an ancient Japanese mechanism like the one in this video at 38:10? Could this be the turning point for Honda engines if they could harness the potential energy of a Nick tier driver?

https://youtu.be/A3at1K-SzCk?t=38m10s
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>>75345751
this desu
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>>75346445
I like it. Sort of an MGUK kind of deal.
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>>75346495
Maybe it could be a MGUK/P hybrid if Nick could start the race with the system being in it heighest position. Lets say Nick weighs 200 kg and that the system can raise and lower Nick 0.5 meters. That way they could store 1000 Joule in Nick. That isnt a lot but it might give him the edge to secure a good position in turn one
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>>75346610
Thought of that but they'll just call that active aero and ban it. Can't ban Nick's active aero fatflaps
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>>75346315

Guys what the fuck do you think I look like, some kind of monster?
I just look like a fat guy with tits.
Always had gyno and I'm going to chop them off at the end with the rest of the extra skin.
I don't even have 24 chins or anything. My face is almost normal.
NOT like the stereotypical motorized cart riding american. Or that fat fuck on youtube, you know the one.

Nothing like that, just a properly fat guy.
Not "can he even locate his asshole" tier fat.
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>>75346845
Post a full body pic to model the /sp/erb owl model on. Daryl your face if you feel like you need to
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>>75346845
The only people who are 160kg in my country receive a salary for being fat

Or are foreign
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>>75346845
>Not "can he even locate his asshole" tier fat.

kek'd

I could imagine an American doctor categorizing his patients like that.
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>>75346886

No, I'm paranoid about this, don't need a dox thank you, you already know my first name.

Here, I found this on google.
The left one, obviously.
It's pretty close, except I have smaller tits and a bit smaller fatchin.
>>
http://www.fia.com/news/auto-18-barrier-breakthrough

intredasting article
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>>75346886
Something about her face makes me so immensely sad. Like she clearly knows it's wrong but her brain doesn't allow her to stop eating.
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>>75347031
you're not alone, greek friend
not alone
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>>75347031
Nick, is it true a general doctor can't prescribe antidepressants in Greece and you have to go to a psychiatrist?

Also, I pictured you as fatter.
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>>75346911
how hard is it to become a sumo wrestler, Japan
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>>75347129

Yes, I think.
I know for sure a psychologist (which is basically bullshit in """medical""" form for normie's problems) can't prescribe drugs. I see a psychiatrist and soon a psychoanalyst to try and sort my shit out.
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>>75347231
What a messed up country. In most developed countries you can walk into any doctor's office and he can get you on the antiDs. Here if you even mention pills everyone think you're crazy.
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>>75347202
Extremely.

Sumos tend to have more lean mass (ie muscle and everything which is not fat) than bodybuilders. They eat, train, and sleep hard and follow a strict lifestyle so they end up built like a fucking tank but covered in blubber.
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>>75347364
well that's another career path gone then
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>>75347031
I am disappoint
I thought you were bigger. If you're like that, you definitely can lose weight! Of course you have to have the willpower, but it's not even extremely hard to lose weight if you're like that.
>>
>>75346911
Are people in your country generally ashamed about Honda's performance in F1? Like, is it a big deal? How are Japanese commentators reacting when Alonso shits on Honda mid-race via Team Radio?
>>
What's the most exciting racing championship that isn't F1? I mean something that is always fun to watch.
>>
>>75347436
Indy, NASCAR, BTCC, WEC, anything with bikes.
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>>75347436
either f2 or v8 supercars
or if you care about gt racing then Blancpain or WEC
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>>75347436
F2
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>>75347436
I heard Formula 4 is smashing.
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>>75347393

You know the annoying really fat fuck on youtube that got a gf because of efame and that sweet, sweet youtubebux?
What's his name, boogie or something?
That guy is 500+ lbs. 225+ kg.
I'm 350 lbs/160 kg. It's not that bad. Don't get me wrong, it's like I'm carrying a 90kg/198lbs overweight guy on my back at all times but it's not THAT bad. Plus, all my blood tests and heart are still ok. I'm only 21 and if I act now (and I will), I'll be good.

Just gotta lose the fucking lard and I'll be ok.
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>>75347436

moto3, moto2, motogp.

f2 and gp3 are good.

red bull do free streaming of wrc.
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>>75347639
If I were yor size I'd take up bodyweight exercises. Imagine how fucking jacked you'd be if you could do chinups and lift 160kg with your fucken arms. I'd eat only 2% Fage yogurt and skimmed milk and turn myself into 160kg of beast mode.
>>
this is what the hungaroring looks like today
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>>75347397
>Alonso team radi--
commercial break!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O5WWVIXVT4
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>>75347750
Very comfy
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>>75347397
Japanese commentators make many mistakes when listening to team radio, so I stream Sky F1

Otherwise nobody watches F1. Maybe car maniacs will care but probably no
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>>75347891
>Otherwise nobody watches F1

sad, are the old Senna times over?
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>>75347891

Really?
I watch it on greek pay tv.
The commentators are pretty based and translate the team radios which sometimes, not being a native english speaker myself, I don't get. Not too biased either, bretty good.

Also, they actually shut up during onboard camera parts which is nice, so you can listen to the sound.
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>>75347914
We have good memories for famous people, so we remember Senna

I think even if there was a Japanese driver, nobody will watch today
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>>75347971
What if it was /ourguy/?
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>>75347968
Does the pay TV broadcast have ad breaks like the free/poor person one? I watch it on Channel 4 when I can. Greek TV is my last choice because too many ads, also I'm a dirty immigrant.
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>>75347971
>>75348034
If I remember correctly the crowd went nuts when he got that 3rd place in Suzuka 2012

The crowd in Suzuka is generally the most fanatic I can think of (apart from Monza).
I hard to imagine that F1 is so unpopular in Japan as you described it.
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>>75348174
*It's hard to imagine
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>>75348130
>Immigrating to Greece

What did he mean by this?
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>>75348220
Don't ask.
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>>75348034
Nobody knows who Chiyo Katsumasa is when he wins Bathurst 12 hour

>>75348174
In Japan people are crazy about interests. If they like a thing, they have a very strong passion

So the crowd who goes to F1 will be very crazy, but other people don't care so much
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>>75348262
Japanese people
Like a frog on a spring day
Crazy for F1
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>>75348295
good
>>
>>75346108
Thanks
>>
>>75348262
Tell me Japanon
Is Endurance popular
Now Toyota blooms?
>>
>>75348413
(blooms is my season word)
>>
>>75348413
Super GT is a little popular, but not WEC

Actually cars are just not so popular now, but the GT86 is becoming popular

Maybe a GT86 race would be popular

But no racing is "everyone" popular like baseball and soccer

>>75348432
good
>>
How do you go from this
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>>75348483
to this?
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>>75348459
>no racing is "everyone" popular like baseball and soccer
It's like that in every country I think.
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>>75348501
in England probably everyone knows Hamilton
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>>75348459
>good
Also, thanks.
>>75348500
Several regulation changes. The front wing is the only part that really bothers me on the recent cars. The noses I can live with because there are a few solutions so the cars have a bit of indivuality.
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>>75348521
Yes, but they don't really follow F1. I know the most popular footballers/teams but I don't follow football at all.
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>>75348500
Complex wings are superior, old ones look like I could slap them together in my garage
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>>75348525
>regulation changes
For me, it's autism
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>>75347639
should have know that 160kg isn't extreme, there's a fatso in our town who weighs at least 180kg and he's a huge guy, but not "takes a crane to get out"-huge

Keep it up, Nick! You're still young, if you lose the weight now, in 10 years people will be surprised if you tell them you were once a big guy. It'll be like it never happened.
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>>75348500

They realized they work better
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>>75348521
can confirm, probably only because we get f1 free to air
by the same token nobody will really complain when our free to air services stop buying the rights to f1 broadcasting
>>
Get a grip Italy.
>>
>>75348501
how popular is basketball in greece?
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>>75348588
Is he "can he even locate his asshole" huge?

Anyway he can be thin or normal within a year or two if he works at it, IMHO. 100kg in a year is only 2kg per week, and even then he has two weeks to spare.
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>>75348550
I'd like to slap mine together in your garage
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>>75348657
n-no homo r-right?
>>
>>75348633
More popular than in UK, less popular than football. The same teams typically field a team for both sports so there's a crossover.
>>75348618
>>75348521
Ask someone in the UK to name a driver who isn't Hamilton, Schumacher or that-guy-from-Santander, and most will struggle.
>>
I don't like how this thread ended.
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>>75348679
>>75348679
>>75348679
>>75348679

New thread lads
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>>75345783
>no sponsors

probably the only accurate thing in that render
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>>75348262
>Nobody knows who Chiyo Katsumasa is when he wins Bathurst 12 hour
2bh I don't think anyone new the 12 hour was a thing until recently, even us

The only reason people know Bathurst exists is because aussies keep shit posting about how it's the greatest track in the world in every social platform
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>>75345673
Are you proud of yourself, sir Elton John?
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>>75347750
reminds me of driving the nurburgring in full snow on PGR4, good times
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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