/hoc/

kys yourself

>RAGS

Jackets will win tomorrow. Checke m

This is the first playoff series where we seem like the "old" team, the team that's been there a few too many times and maybe isn't as sharp or as hungry as a younger team. Last year wasn't that, that was just losing a series because a couple bounces and a couple games went the other way. It was still close.
This doesn't feel close. Even when we had the 2-0 lead tonight, it didn't feel as secure as it would have in the past. We were always second best on contested pucks, we couldn't break their defensive traps and couldn't get out of our own zone. Pekka Rinne has been massive this series, but we haven't put nearly the amount of pressure on him that we should. Most of our 36 shots tonight were not difficult saves he had to make. On the other side, Crow got absolutely peppered with all kinds of shots from all kinds of different angles. The Preds' cycling of the puck was tremendous, and their forechecking put us on the backfoot for 9 out of the 10 periods this series.
Having said that, this is still the most playoff experienced team out there. If there is one team that can pull off the miracle, it's this team IF they find their January-March form where we were steamrolling teams. But that's a huge IF.
The Preds remind me of the Hawks in 2010. It is a mix of fun youngsters with savvy old vets, a solid defense and a goalie playing out of his mind. All complimented by playing some intense hockey. So many times during this series I've looked at the Predators, stopped myself and just murmured "oh so that's what it would be like playing against us when we were on our best." And it's fucking infuriating.
I still believe. And this team has given me 8 years of the benefit of the doubt that they can come back and do some crazy shit like come back form 3-0 down. So until it's over, I'll be there./

>>75318586
Jackets and flames will get swept

>>75318583
>kill yourself yourself

lets go preds desu

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the jofa line is unstoppable

Do dumbass flames "fans" know that it's where the puck hits your stick that matters? It bounced off the middle of his stick, no way was that high stick

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES.

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>>75318595
>>75318596
great posts

>all these preds fans who can't count to four

i will personally end the coilers and the laffs

>>75318589
Is this actually from reddit?

is this Canada's year? or will one of Gary's southern teams win?

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who here ready for the turn around tomorrow?

preds will meme magic there way into the scf

>>75318583
christchurch OUT

I honestly think that these guys are just over winning championships .Some of the locker room favorites like shaw and Sharp are gone. Not too mention the tragic situation with Bickell. Keith just honestly looks slow. I'm not hating on them because I think id be the same way if I won three cups. Why risk your body doing the same thing you've done three times when you're young, rich, and can shorten your summer by two months?
I think they're still trying, I just don't think the fire is there. I even remember hearing Toews talk about not feeling that day ruining sting when he loses anymore on the Aubrey Marcus podcast.

shithawks and wild will get swept
blowjackets and flims will lose in 5 games

>>75318596
>>75318603
come on I like the preds, why do you guys have to be anime fags :(

>>75318615
They'll get bumped by the ducks in the west finals. Trust me

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Carrie has to sing every game now

>>75318607
I'm just really pissed off right now at the Blackhawks. But fuck it, I still believe they can come back from this. (If any team can, it's the Blackhawks). I don't care if you call me an idiot for believing. Obviously the next game is for all intents and purposes a must win, but the Hawks can do it. They can win in Nashville. They've done it this season. They tied the franchise record for most road wins.
Also for what it's worth, Nashville won the first two games in Anaheim last year then dropped three straight. Nashville ultimately won the series in seven games, but, you know the Ducks and game sevens. The point is Nashville can lose at home.
I think once the Hawks score ONE FUCKING GOAL, the floodgates will open and more will come. And, if they can pull off a comeback like this, that is some hella momentum to carry them through the playoffs.
But it all starts with taking it one game at a time. Just win on Monday. A 2-1 series is far from over.

>>75318564
Friendly reminder that the Los Angeles We Wuz KANGZ are the only team in the Salary Cap era to win 2 FULL cups in 3 years.

>>75318621
You got that backwards m8

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Tell you what, prisoner. You roll a (last digit ending in) 7, your team wins the Cup.
Anything else... it's 10 years no playoffs.

I'm so sad to see this team like this. We were so good in the reg season, but now we can't get our heads on straight. We're playing like shit, missing passes, getting tripped up, and for fucks sake we can't figure out nashville's defense. This is not the same team we saw a month ago, it's not the team that Q nor anybody else in the organization should want, and it's not the team that an outstanding goalie such as Crawford deserves. Something's gotta change.

>>75318626
this

im trying to get behind your team but its making it hard for me when you guys keep posting anime

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>>75318626
because

>Theodore 2 goals 5 points in the series
Giordano probably feels like he intentionally injured the wrong guy right now

>>75318636
I'm okay with either though

>>75318634
Fuck off Spencer

Does Jesus want the Flames to get memed on by the Ducks? This is the only explanation at this point.

>>75318633
I just want to die. I truly believed we were back in this series after the second period. I thought the Hawks believed that too. I thought they were going to fight every minute of the rest of the game. To see us let up three unanswered goals was heart-breaking. What's wrong with the defense? Why are we leaving Crow out to dry? What's wrong with the offense? Why can't we connect on any passes?
I'm so disappointed.

preds cant even win without the help of massive refpuck aid to bail them out

>>75318641
>we
Shut up fag you sound gay and your shits all retarded

>>75318636
Can't win if you don't play
>Wild

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>>75318612
i kill fucking kill sharks if they don't end the coilers

i swear to you

3 =/= 4

What ever happened to Joffrey Loophole?

>>75318626
this

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When Sweden sends its people:

THEY ARE SENDING THEIR BEST

>>75318634
Voynov won those cups singlehandedly.

Keep the reddit coming.

Anime is good, keep it up preds

Every anime press post is 1 more goal for the hawks in the comeback.

>>75318644
No need to stop at one or two.

>>75318634

>dat flag
> muh kongs

checks out alright

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does the anime factor make the preds the single most divisive team in these playoffs? is it the secret of their powers?

I think I realized something when I was watching them tonight. Know how we always talked about that "next level" the Hawks could always elevate their play to? It's pretty evident that their baseline play is now not enough and their high gear is just enough to keep it competitive. We're just not as good anymore and our age of our core is really showing. I'm not sure if it's conditioning, motivation, or just age in general but they just aren't skating as hard and fast as they used to. Not to mention our defense is porous, and the offense can't put it together when they're getting roughed up. It's very frustrating to watch and I would love to know what Q and Bowman think the answers are.

>>75318670
how did they betray their "fans" they only won 3 stan lee cups for those ungrateful niggers

>>75318669
Switzerland too, very elite. Good country.

The party continues, baby!

Flames are gonna get whooped tomorrow.

>>75318586
Pittsburgh going back to back

>>75318694
>tomorrow

>>75318691
does this means pens vs. blues finals

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>>75318685
just be glad we don't also publixpost

pens repeat desu

>>75318702
no more like Ducks vs Pens

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>>75318706
Are you the guy who made this?

Not even a trashville fag, pls make more.

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>>75318564

> Mild
> Shitcago
> Flim Flams
> Blue Faggots

Who will be swept first? PLACE YOUR BETS

>>75318670
>>75318639
>>75318705
>unironically visiting reddit

>I have the Flames and BJs in the finals in my bracket
JUST

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>>75318711
no I just repost the existing ones, I think it's one guy who made them though

Holy hell this is beautiful

Nobody believed in the leafs
And now we're here
Thank you, Chokitals
Advancing to round 2 @ Friday in Washington
Ovi going to the KHL next season

>>75318715
Whichever plays first

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>>75318717
holy FUCK man

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>>75318685
fuck it then, summoning meme magic with deviant art autism

The blackhawks may need to break up after this year. Especially if we get swept. It's good to trade away expensive pieces like hate to say it... But Kane and Towes... We can get some good players from the oilers like drestalt or the coyotes with their #2-5 pick.

>>75318717
you couldn't really have had any expectations

>>75318717
You stupid asshole

>>75318636
can't win if you don't play.
>pongs

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>>75318644

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>>75318725
>drestalt
who?

>>75318717
>not knowing Calgary is cursed and Columbus is a shitty meme team

Do you just not watch hockey?

>>75318700

ok fine, I fucked up, regardless flames are done.

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>>75318716
Just bringing back salt, it's a tradition

I know this will sound overdramatic and I'll hopefully be calmer in the morning, but the Hawks are all I really have passion for in my shitty fucking life, and what the fuck do I do now that they're (probably) getting swept. I wasn't prepared for this.

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what a fun night of hockey
imma celebrate by eating this giant chocolate egg

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>>75318717

laughing SO HARD at people who laughed at finnish goaltending

>>75318718
>repping pekka
nice
gotta get me one of his jerseys soon

>>75318739
>>75318700
technically it will be tomorrow, since today is today

>>75318735
He plays with Bieksa too, pretty impressive

>>75318718
damn, I made this a year ago during the Preds - Sharks series haha. I don't make all of them but I also did make >>75318596 I don't come here as much as I used to but it's cool that my OC is getting posted still.

RANDY CARLYLE CAME BACK FROM A 4-1 DEFICIT WITH A FORMER MAPLE LEAF IN NET

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>>75318724
>deviant art autism
fuck i remember when /hoc/ scoured that place a couple months back, great finds

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Teams that WILL get swept:

Oilers
Wild
Jackets
Blackhawks

Teams that WON'T get swept:

Flames

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>>75318747
DEFEND THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>75318756
memes last forever

>>75318747
>he thinks the series are over
can I cap this post in preparation for what is certain to come?

>>75318725

You could trade Kane but you won't get much for Toews, he isn't worth his contract. Of course, they could also say "Fuck that" and exercise their NMCs to stay in Chicago. Anyways, this is how it's designed to work in the cap era. The Hawks went from shitty to really good and now they are cycling back towards shitty because their good players are too expensive and they don't have high draft picks anymore.

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>anime posters
>qt ice girls making fun of shitterberg
WTF I LOVE PREDS NOW

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>>75318636
Snake eyes.

>>75318636
predators

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i like cute anime girls

but i dont like shows where its just cute anime girls

any recommendations?

>>75318754
Bieksa is there to solely give and receive the brunt of all the hits/goonery. He did have a pretty nice stop on that Poodreau 2v1 though.

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Western Conference is irrelevant

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>>75318767
>he doesn't know about Saros

it's over even if Rinne gets poop in his hip again

when did Trashville Goons get fans?

>>75318686
>we're just not as good anymore
Nigger the Blackhawks were molesting every team in the league the last month. Nashville just hasn't forgotten the shit from previous series and want it more

>>75318779
my favorite anime: king of the hill

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>>75318784
who DOESN'T know about saros?

>>75318762
They won that game in OT but it still hurt to see that go in. 2016 Playoffs Pekka was top meme

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>>75318725
>Towes

these are good posts

>>75318779
Free!

Being a flames fan is suffering

>>75318653
Nah, Calgarys just been losing steam in late game, particularly when the game is even or theyre in the lead. Dont know if its nerves or complacency. Also a couple of the big scorers (ex. Gaudreau) havent been living up to their expectations, although Monahans been good. The first two games were riddled with stupid penalties although clearly players like dougie got the message tonight and did a better job on that front.

I want to like the ducks, and I admire Geztlafs skill, but players like Perry and Kesler just make the team so unlikable. That sit on puck goon move springs to mind for Kesler and I dont even need to get started on Perry. Also the /sp/ ducks fans in those threads seem to fail to distinguish between banter and being a nuisance/aggravating without humour. Although that may well be just one or two guys.

I predicted ducks winning WCF but falling to the Pens in the SCF. But from this series Im almost assured that they'll lose to Edmonton. The ducks victories have mostly been because of failures by the flames, not great plays by the ducks.

Blawks are gonna reverse sweep and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>75318791
he seems to be in 2011 elite form now so teams better watch out

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>>75318779

>>75318786
The Hawks are not built to be successful in the playoffs and they weren't last year either. They will only start to show more cracks the longer this core is using up an absurd amount of cap space and the team is forced to use AHL tier players to fill holes.

>>75318775
re-rollin'

>>75318786
The only thing that happened last series was Weber getting hurt and Jones not being good yet. And I'm pretty sure literally only Rinne from the current team played in the 2010 one, maybe also Fiddler? That kind of history only really matters to fans.

>>75318725
You lost your chance to do that when you let all the talent like saad leave

>>75318795

Calgary actually won.

>Tfw Justin Trudeau is always right

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>>75318795
Now you know what getting swept by the Ducks is like

>>75318799
Great one dubs confirm it.

>>75318779
nge

>>75318779
if you like hard hitting real sports action and gritty drama, look no further than "Keijo!!!!!!!!"

>>75318811
The stupid cap space was the worst idea ever.

>>75318813

> tfw 2015 playoffs should of been the year of the Ducks if massive refpuck didnt help the hawks win in WCF

Fuck I lel'd when Smelliot let in the game tying muffin whiffing so hard on it with his glove then pointed to Rakell saying he was interfered with when Rakell was nowhere near him and the ref just ignored his faggot ass, just like everyone ignores the flamers fans

>>75318798

The Ducks are also playing this series without two of their best defenders (Fowler and Vatanen) who will likely be back in the next round and Calgary isn't missing anyone. Flames wouldn't be getting nearly as many chances if those two were playing.

>>75318747
THANK YOU FOR PEKKA, MR. WINLAND

>>75318737
The Flim Flams and BJs are strong, their goalies are just deciding to shit the bed hard. I got fooled by Smelliot's second half and Bobrovskis good year and forgot they were born losers.

>all these easy (You)s by reddithawks posting
oh sweeties, you'll learn

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> teams down 3-0 are going to win one or two games just to delay the inevitable

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>you thought you were straight

>>75318810
I meant the players were generally just sick of getting their souls crushed by the Hawks, the series weren't really memorable or anything other than that 1am overtime game

>>75318785
I've been here for a long time. I just lurk more than I post and mostly post during playoffs since that's the best time.

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>The Hawks will be out of the playoffs before the Bulls

Fuck, I knew the Hawks record was inflated but I did not expect them to get rekt like this

>>75318826
Holy shit LOL who the fuck is he trying to fool: https://streamable.com/3e5jc

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>>75318841
what's with hockey?

we seriously have a high concentration of fags in here

you'd think hockey was high testosterone, but a lot of bitch boiz in here

>>75318636
thanks

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>>75318725
>>75318771
>The blackhawks may need to break up after this year

Yeah they need to break up, what a shitty fucking team finishing first in the west and being down 3-0 to a goalie who is playing like a madman while getting average goaltending of their own.

I'm an Islanders fan but holy fuck most of you are retarded. The best part is how you make these statements with such confidence. There really needs to be a forum where to access certain boards (NHL,NBA,NFL) you have to answer a series of questions related to the sport, then have your responses reviewed by someone who isn't a high functioning retard to be granted access.

>>75318785
they have a few lurkers and their top-tier meme game captures all the bandwagoners/anti-reddithawks/out-of-playoff fans

>>75318636
10 years, 40 years, 200 years. How 'bout we are doing none of them
>Wild

Hockey is fucking gay.
Fuck all of you

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>>75318851

>2016
>not being gay

what are you a faggot?

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>>75318860

Night night, flamer

>>75318798
I don't see them getting past the Oilers or Sharks since those teams aren't going to lose out physically like the flames but would still have the speed advantage.

>>75318853
What? It is true though you fuck, the Hawks need to start clearing out cap space so they can actually rebuild, their defense is porous and their puck possession is not good enough to warrant any trust in the team having playoff success unless they get memed to W's by their vets

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>>75318785
Been here all the time, fampai.

>>75318785
we mostly just meme about manlets

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>>75318869
>rebuild
>implying they aren't chained to the corpses of their old core for years to come

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>>75318658
They're 3-0 homeslice. But ur attempt at bait was appreciated.

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>>75318779
Cuckhawks biting the curb rn, will they escape?

There are four 3-0 series right now

One of these will have a reverse sweep.

I think it'll be the wild because unlike the other series, they've actually outplayed their opponent in nearly every metric, just got unlucky

>>75318779
I like Haikyu

>>75318872
>get cucked by winnipeg
>have to bandwagon some other shit sunbelt team
loving every lel

>>75318853

>third of the team's salary is going to two players
>sustainable

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>>75318864
>think i'm talking to burly manly men all the time
>actually skinny gay boiz

disappointing teebeehee

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Only on /hoc/ can people talk about the #1 seed in the western conference needing to trade everyone and try to tank after losing 3 games in a row.

>>75318851
Bitch boys are naturally atracted to alpha male hockey players like Pulju with high test butts and fat cocks.

>>75318875
I think Seabrook/Crawford could both be used as chips. Bowman will bamboozle some retard during the offseason, I bet.

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>>75318884
It's okay, friend. You will win in 2019, THN says so :^)

>>75318869
The thing is that they pretty much won't do it for another like 7 years when Toews and Kane are actually considered old. They are stupid about that loyalty shit. Just gave Seabrook a ton of money for no reason.

>>75318888
actually have lost seven if you include the last four games of the season

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>>75318682
here have this. its not anime but you'll need all u can get. I find its a succint analogy of your teams play.

>>75318888

Second straight first round elimination. Hawks are regular season babbbies now.

>>75318853
>50+saves this game
>"average"
The hawks just don't have forward depth.

>>75318900
Is this what constitutes a "dynasty" now?

>>75318888
No dude, average possession numbers combined with a hapless defense (might improve, but none of the defensive prospects have looked very good, at all...) and tumbles creates a team that will lose a lot of playoff series

>>75318894
seabrook maybe, but he is 32 in three days and is signed until his late 30s for a nearly $7 mil caphit. not crawford at all though. there are cheaper goalie options out there than his six million

I thought the ducks were old shallow slow and dumb. They don't even have a top 10 point player.

How are they going to beat mcdavid ?

>>75318895
Thanks they will

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>>75318895

>>75318908
refpuck and knee injuries, like usual.

>>75318901
>tfw panarin hit his $2M that goes against their cap next year

>>75318908
Their bigger names are old but they have a lot of youth too. Mainly need their defense to get healthy, but McMeme can be contained.

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>>75318890
makes cents ackshually, but poopoo has a tiny mongol dick

>>75318906
that is why I said Bowman would bamboozle some retard, because realistically the only valuable member of the hawks core is either Keith or kane.

>>75318901
I mean, 6 guys with 20 goals and another who was at 19 isnt really bad

>>75318908
They are all of those things and more. The Flames are just cursed.

>>75318782
yeah
this
everyone, by all means, enjoy the whole song and dance before the inevitable, though

>>75318626
>american anime imageboard
>wondering why there are some anime fans

>have to wait an extra day before we get to watch the husk of Toews get bullied by Johansen and Subban one last time this year

it's not fair

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>>75318905
>possession numbers
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fuck off with that shit

>>75318908
Oilels have the shittiest blueline in the game, so it's not much of an issue

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>>75318747
Tanks for de Pekka peckers.

>>75318918
Pulju is descended from a Mongol archer's horse and has a 2 foot horsecock.

>>75318636
/nba/ here
bucks in [spoiler]7[/spoiler]

>>75318929
you are retarded, please leave this board forever

>>75318773
Preds are love, preds are life.

>>75318908
McCuckold isn't actually that worldchanging, his point totals just get inflated by the stats intern after regional broadcast only games.

So is Grapes right with his hateboner for Zaitsev, or is he just being his usual anti-Ruskie self?

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The Preds are dominating and they don't even have Playoff Wilson yet

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>>75318946
pedo enablers

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>>75318636
Nucks will win

>>75318945
what did he say?

>>75318921
And their other 5 regular forwards are trash.

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>>75318945
probably both to be desu

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will kassian return to god form tomorrow?

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>>75318636
lol go blackhawks

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201st for laughing SO HARD at ted from akron

>>75318946
Cuties

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wew

Rugby.

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>some teams might be swept on home ice
I'm going to enjoy the butthurt.

>>75318636
Chad Johnson will come in for the Flames and stuff the Ducks in their locker for the reverse sweep.

>>75318890
>high test butts and fat cocks.
fucking lost it there mate

>>75318970
The save that ruined the Memehawks season

>>75318972
Good post.

I came into your thread just to read this post >>75318972

>>75318970
with finns you win

Don't respond to the tripcuck. Just going to keep spamming shit until one post gets them four Youvotes or more.

>>75318970
why did he go behind the net was he dumb

what a dumb fin

>>75318972
the post that saved /hoc/

>>75318970
>That play usually works on Finnish goalers.
>Surely he'll let in a few center ice goals.
>The hawks aren't washed up
Is Finnish goaltending, dare I say it, not a meme?

>>75318972
go back to /cric/

>>75318636
Go sharks

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Who else shaving their legs for the playoffs? :3

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>>75318998
me

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>>75318997

>>75318990
He thought it would just go around the boards but it weirdly bounced off the stanchion

>>75318998
>not waxing
enjoy your stubble cakeboy

>>75318998
Who else isn't fat here?

Not you lol

Which current playoff team is most likely to fire their coach for Sutter? Caps?

>>75319013
Flames

>>75319013
sutter is probably going to retire. lombardi had to convince him off his farm last time, and he now has cups. all motivation is gone.

>>75318970
If that ball had made it into the net how many pucks would the attack team have scored?

>>75318994
No you.

>>75318636

oilers here

sammy hyde sammy hyde by your will i will abide

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>not gay I swear

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Blackhawks fans tears are the most delicious thing in the world

>thinking you were a dynasty without ever winning back2back cups
>to getting swept or beat in 5 by Nashville

Top KeKs

>>75319019
This, or Trotz gets fired and Sutter gets offered to coach the Caps, but with input to managing the team as he's a former GM himself.

There's a chance Dean Lombardi gets hired again at another team and tried to drag Sutter with him, but it's not likely

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>>75319032
>phoneposting faggot
don't be alive

>>75318970
What an absolute memester

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>>75319026

this is now a gay thread

If the laffs beat the craps I'm going to laugh so fucking hard

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>>75319040
yes sir

>>75319043
it's a win/win scenario for any neutral

also loving the gayposting keep it up

>>75318945
The 2 opening goals were on Zaitsev so of course he'll be mad.

>>75319054
>this year is really their year quoth the "experts" for the 10th straight year

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>>75319043

laffs in 5

here's hoping the pens win something stupid like 8-0 tomorrow

leafs vs ducks how mad would (((Bettman))) be?

>reddithawks down 0-3
Bettman is SEETHING, probably going to force some team to fleece themselves next year for the hawks benefit

>>75318972
Muscular and brave post

Big strong kiwis carrying /sp/ on their backs to be quite frank

>>75319070
He'd laff all the way to the bank tbf

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>>75319070

>Mike Bobcat vs Sandy Carlel

Laffs in 4 and its not even close

>>75319079
I think this was according to plan. The national ratings were down this year because of all the Shitcago games. No one likes them anymore so he doesn't need for them to win.

>>75319070

Ducks vs Jackets is the ultimate NBC sudoku matchup this year but since Columbus is done for there aren't really any Stanleyb Owls that NBC would hate.

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Leafs fan here was bar tending tonight greats game guys wish I coulda been in the game thread Ive been their all year pushing my Connor Brown is elite meme just got one thing to say

>the dilapidated are known as the distract of Columbia

>>75319096
any Canadian team is bad for NBC because ratings are market driven so it means they'll only have one city watching

>>75319022
toronto's such a great city

What's Joffrey Lupul doing these days?

>>75319096
I picked the Ducks vs Snes desu, this one seems like it'd make Doc "reddit" Emrick kill himself

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>>75319080
i heard all kiwis have tiny peepees, care to comment?

>>75319112

coachella finger banging twelvies

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Updated
On sweep Alert
>shitcongo
>flimflams
>the minnosota choke
>columbinus

>>75318970
just gave me a bad memory of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrtBM0QQOXw

>>75319115
Big enough to pleasure your mum, give her a kiss for me when you see her next.

>>75319126

>Tfw going to coachella next weekend while the ducks cruise to the 2nd round of the playoffs

feelsfuckinggoodman

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>>75319147
>coachella
>in the year 2017

Perry was +5. The worst defensive player on the entire team.

>>75318972
>>75318982
>>75318983
>>75318991
>SOME

>FUCKING

>CONFETTI

hows the 'hockey' lads

>>75319182
Its just Hockey. Also amazing.

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Think I'm gonna get into hockey next season. I'm a zonie fag, are the Coyotes any good?

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good morning

>>75319215
nigger

>>75319219
sup cracka

>>75319209
>are the Coyotes any good?

not really and their prospects are looking kind of like busts so it might still be a while

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I talked so much shit before the series started, I felt so confident. WHY are the fucking leafs actually good REEEE

>>75319209
nope. bad team with a so so future.

>>75319224
>>75319228

Should I just like them anyway?

>>75319242
All shitty teams will eventually get good. The payoff is always worth it.

>>75319227
Bitch looks like Kadri with fake tits

>>75319242
they are as good as the kings, but their "star" goalie is made of glass

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>>75318817
Seconding this. It's not as deep as some fans like to think it is, but still a damn good watch.

>>75319227
Its not that they are good

Its that Ovi really wants to work on his golf swing

Also someone fucking explain to the Caps that you don't need to blow your load in the last two months of the season when you have a spot practically on lock just to peter out round 1/2

>>75319250

Her new fake tits are pretty nice look tho

>>75319258
Yeah but she still looks like Kadri, it's the face. Can't fucking unsee now.

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is he getting exposed again?

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>>75318742

>>75319268
yes

>>75319242
They will probably relocate soon

>>75319260

You'd still fuck her

>>75319242

If you live in Arizona then yes you cheer for the Yotes. What kind of faggot picks their team any other way. You're stuck with your hometown team no matter how shit they are

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>>75319227
can't rock the cock

>>75319287
I live in LA, was a former kings fan but now a fan of the penguins, what's wrong with that?

>>75319227
kek BTFO

>>75319300

>now a fan of the last team to win the cup

kill urself desu

>>75319308
Well the kings suck now so, I only became a fan after they won the championship anyway since LA didn't have any other good teams

>>75319287

I could be a Golden Knights fan, I live closer to Vegas than Pheonix anyway. How fitting, a new team for a new fan

>>75319306
>poolumbus

>>75319321
bandwagon harder

>>75318955
>First two shifts = first two goals against.
>HE'S A MINUS PLAYER!
And so forth.

>>75319334

eh fuck it all together

>>75319359
do you even enjoy the sport? At least watch some playoff games first.

>>75319321
Literally nothing wrong with this desu, the Golden Knights will probably end up being a pretty good team and it would be fun to go to the games. They're going to have a big new stadium and everything. Have fun. Hockey is awesome

>>75319321
You can't really be accused of bandwagoning either because it's the closest team to you. Don't listen to autists here. It'd be another thing if you were from North Carolina or some shit.

>>75319343
>step on the ice
>other team scores
+/- is fucking dumb

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/other-sports/4732130/New-Zealand-to-host-ice-hockey-showdown
I went to one of these games

>>75319359
Haha, I was just fucking with you bro.

>>75319287
Good post

>>75319300
Bait post

Last year I went on a trip to Canada.

When I tried going to Edmonton I got blocked at the city limits because I didn't have a reddit account.

>>75319378
he's trolling(I hope), he said he went from being a kings fan to a penguins fan

>>75318762
it was slippery

also
>washington capitals

>>75319388
you were so close from this being an unreal post, it should have been america and chicago

>>75318636
go Jets

>>75319397
good morning, how is the weather

>>75319397
>flems

>Kapanen is the finn with the most playoff points
>Rinne is the finn with the second most playoff points
Has a country ever been more meme?

>>75319407
it's sunny but still probably cold and i don't want to go to work because of it

The Blackhawks need to cut the fat.
Toews and Kane are too old and overpaid. Trade them straight up for Duchene and Landeskog.
Sign Shattenkirk in the offseason with the money saved.

Boom, President's Trophy next year.

>>75319415
Born to meme bruh.

Other countries try to compete but the Finnish meme game is fucking lit.