/mlb/ general - Never Forget edition

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Astros

1st for Vintage Base Ball.

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1STROS

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The Cleveland Chisenhalls

>>75239691

Those are some sicc unis, bro

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MARINERS!

WE LOVE IT

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1st overall pick

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reds wc t.b.h.

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M's

woooooo!!!!!!
MARINERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75239629

Insects are a super food. You'd know this if you weren't an nonperforming manlet nobody.

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Chisenhall

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Mets

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Crown + Pants = Not in last

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>RAGS……......>RAGS................ >RAGS . >RAGS ......... >RAGS.............>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS....... >RAGS >RAGS

does the ability to throw no-no's correlate with the ability to show up in the playoffs?

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>>75239730
>Not just eating a good ol' fashioned american hotdog in the first place

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Giants

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>>75239755
No.

>>75239757
Jesus

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>>75239704
>mfw wanted to cop one of those bullpen jackets but they're all at leat $300 online

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>Edwindian hitting
>Chiz slamming
>Klubot going to reset the rotation into full domination mode with the bats now activated

Thanks for awaking the beast, >we are coming for top seed.

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>>75239804
>mfw poor fag

brah

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Congrats on the wins, M's and Royals bros

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>>75239902
thks man

>>75239902
Bring back the Astrodome.

>>75239930
I mean

it's still there, they haven't done anything with it yet.

>>75239606
Nat's have an elder statesman too

Didn't know about Os, dayum

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>>75239902
youre ok space

which ALC team do you dislike most?

https://www.strawpoll.me/12750425

>>75239930
They're gonna turn it into a huge garden thing or something, last I heard
>tfw lived overseas during the dome days and never got to see a game there
it hurts tbqh

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Pick 1

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>>75240012

>>75240012
royals girl a best

>>75240012

Jays

>>75239993
>no option for fuck everyone

poor poll

>>75240012
Detroit girl represents the fanbase

pissed off about the bullpen but happy they win in the end

>>75239965
don't get all sappy on me now, buddy

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I like asses.

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Baltimore Orioles

I just spent a couple hours compiling a list of the 10 best seasons by Japanese teammates according to bWAR:

1. 8.9; 2003 Mariners; 5.6 Ichiro Suzuki + 3.2 Shigetoshi Hasegawa + 0.1 Kaz Sasaki
2. 8.8; 2001 Mariners; 7.7 Ichiro + 1.1 Kaz Sasaki
3. 8.6; 2004 Mariners; 9.1 Ichiro + -0.2 Masao Kida + -0.3 Shigetosi Hasegawa
4. 7.9; 2006 Mariners; 5.3 Ichiro + 2.6 Kenji Johjima
T5. 7.4; 2008 Red Sox; 5.3 Daisuke Matsuzaka + 2.1 Hideki Okajima
T5. 7.4; 2007 Mariners; 5.8 Ichiro + 1.6 Kenji Johjima
7. 7.0; 2007 Red Sox; 4.1 Daisuke Matsuzaka + 2.9 Hideki Okajima
8. 6.7; 2014 Yankees; 3.3 Masahiro Tanaka + 2.4 Hiroki Kuroda + 1.0 Ichiro
9. 6.1; 2002 Mariners; 3.5 Ichiro + 1.4 Shigetoshi Hasegawa + 1.2 Kaz Sasaki
10. 5.7 2008 Mariners; 5.3 Ichiro + 0.4 Kenji Johjima

Why did I do that?

>>75240050
We all like asses, even the lifelong Cubs fans

>>75240050
So does mo'Lester
You should meet up with him for drinks before a game

>>75240050

how many asses u had this year bro

>>75240067
I bet man ass is very appealing for them

>>75240061
Well baseball is over for the night, there's nothing else to do anyways.

>>75240050
>>75240067
I like GIRL asses.

>>75240099
A buttload. Also, nice digits.

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>tfw Tigers are the swingin dick of the ALC despite not winning the league unlike Leaveland
good feeling

>>75240122

i'm at two and thank u

>>75240124
Did you know that the Cleveland Indians were ranked 28th in attendance during a World Series year? That's evidence that they don't even have a bandwagon of fans. It's time to move the franchise.

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>>75240124

> what is sample size

>>75240061
yu darvish was worth 5.8 WAR by himself on the 2013 rangers

>>75240124
>detoilet
lol

>>75240153
something that cleveland can't provide see >>75240152 xd
>>75240169
>69
haha

>>75240156
Yeah and Hisashi Iwakuma was worth 7.0 with the 2012 Mariners but neither of them had Japanese teammates so I'm not counting them.

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>>75240153
>purple with red
why

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>>75240188
>Hisashi Iwakuma was worth 7.0 with the 2012 Mariners
jesus that's really fucking impressive

>>75240200

all i had. it got me laid regardless, stay mad

>>75240124
No one likes the Tigers because they have a shit franchise and their fans' only two modes are pretending they've accomplished anything in recent memory and not showing up at all once the going gets tough. Also the only think you faggots ever seem to care about is whether you're better than Cleveland (you're not).

>>75240153
You have skinny arms and pudgy hands. You look like Slimer from Ghostbusters.

>>75240200
This image is like trypophobia to me.

*cringe*

>>75240231
>their fans' only two modes
Easily contrasted with Indians fans, who do not exist.

>>75240231
this is why i humbly post here, thank you friend :,)

>>75240124
>mfw the Indians won more World Series games just last year than the Tigers have in over 30 years
best feeling

Tigers choked on that "swingin dick" and will soon be stuck with bloated contracts after their old pizza man kicked the bucket.

>>75240042
fuck you and your springerdingers you cunt

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>>75240216
neither you nor I nor anyone else in this thread believes that

>>75240061
ICHIGOAT

>>75240263
>Indians won more World Series games
Lol, this is a metric for success in Cleveland. You can NOT make this shit up.

Reminder that appearing in the World Series is the equivalent of winning a World Series to Cleveland's nonexistent fanbase.

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>>75240267
he was just kidding when he hit those
he didn't mean it

>>75239993
>0 votes for fuck the Royals

Is this board full of newfags?

>>75240250
Don't project your insecurity, lifelong. Indians have few fans but the ones they have are actually decent and stick around. Every single Tigers fag only ever shows up when they're winning whether it's IRL or gamethreads. You'd think they didn't get swept in their most recent world series.

>>75240293
>DG would rather not make the World Series than lose in it
We know.

>>75240308
>WS appearances
Wouldn't that be the Tigers fan argument depending on the starting point?

>>75240293
>>75240308
Do y'all not realize that you're replying to >rags falseflaggers?
>muh world series game wins
is their favorite argument
Please don't fall for it

>>75240345
It is funny that >one strike away tries to pull off this shitposting.

>>75240325
desu, haven't seen much royalsposting lately, plus all the IRL bandwagoners have moved on

>>75240234

can't help my genetic makeup m8

>>75240277

ok?

Am I too late for

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>>75240373
Just like you will by the middle of next month. Just like you did last year, kek

>>75240012
Always liked Tigs and Jays girls. Mariners a modern classic.
Shame ichigo stuck on the Yankees

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>>75240061
based Kaz

never gets enough credit, he was the M's best closer.

>>75240345
Actually, I am >>75240263 an Indians fan. It's really not an accomplishment but it is funny to remind Tigers fans that they did nothing in their two shots at it.

Which AL West team do you hate the most?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12750491

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indians fans are nice

tigers are rude

>>75240310
so can we have that win back?
the one in the 13th

>>75240433
>rags

>>75240433
Where is the >rags option?

>>75240433
boi

>>75240124
who hates the whos?

How can you hate a big red

>>75240401
im just ecstatic to hear that i have a fanbase that keeps up with me
>>75240429
>>75240440
<3 to you all and remember, go tigers :3

>>75240433
>rags

>>75240477
How are "a big red down arrow" and ""James Shields"" forced memes, is my question.

>>75240433
>not giving an option for the actual most hated AL West team

>>75240433
>rags

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>1-9

>>75240481
I honestly always confuse you and NoHS. You both seem to disappear and reappear at the same times.

if the jays won tomorrow and every single other team in baseball lost, the jays would still have the worst record
what happened canada?

>>75240570
the fired a greek who loves baseball for a penny pinching kike

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>>75239993
Results not surprising

>>75240527
Those times always being dependent on how the Tigers and Red Wings are doing. All 2nd half of last year there were no Tigers trips on game threads while we beat them 14 of 18 times and it was 150% more pleasant

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>>75240527
nohs doesn't even post here you redneck. i commit myself to quality reddit/r/mlb content 3x/week
>>75240664
detroit is not the bar one should set for themselves but idk, it's cleveland

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>>75240456
I'll email Manfred tomorrow about it

>>75240012
I respectfully decline.

DG : merchandise sales :: Dubstonio : "most hated" poll
You'll only understand this if you're to cerebral.

>>75240728
I don't even fault them for disappearing last season from gamethreads vs us. It's hypocritical though to do this and then pretend like Indians fans weren't still posting tonight even with how how bad the game got.

>>75240737
Like I said you're both interchangeable to me.

AL Central is nice outside of one glaring and RUDE exception

>>75240648
please stop being anti-semitic to hide the fact that your team is shit

thanks :)

>>75240901
Twins?

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>>75240880
we are both PLENTY cerebral my friend

>>75240901
Tiggers?

>>75240901
Brewers?

>>75240901
The Mighty Ducks? Lol how absolutelyt random

>>75240901
James Shields

>>75240901
cerebellums?

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Discuss.

This is the /NLW/ part 2.

/ALW/ welcomed as well.

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GO STROS

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Correct MLB Realignment:

AL Northeast:
Boston Red Sox
Montreal Expos
Toronto Blue Jays
New York Yankees

AL WestEast:
Baltimore Orioles
Cleveland Indians
Kansas City Royals
Tampa Bay Rays

AL EastWest:
Chicago White Sox
Detroit Tigers
Minnesota Twins
Houston Astros

AL WestWest:
Anaheim Angels
Oakland Athletics
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
NL Mid-Atlantic:
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies

NL Southeast:
Atlanta Braves
Miami Marlins
Washington Nationals

NL Midwest:
Chicago Cubs
Cincinnati Reds
Milwaukee Brewers
St. Louis Cardinals

NL California:
Los Angeles Dodgers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants

NL Southwest:
Arizona Diamondbacks
Colorado Rockies
Las Vegas 51s
Pittsburgh Pirates (sorry I couldnt find a division for the buccos so this seems like a simple fix)

>>75241331
What does it matter?

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>>75241331
>westeast
>eastwest

>>75241331
>a division with 2 teams
>"Correct"

>>75241331
>AL only requires 1 WC team
>NL has no WC
pottery

>>75240901
A BIG RED DOWN ARROW?

>Toronto Poo Jays

>>75241420
kek

>>75241420
>soon to be extinct flag

>>75241420
lmao this

>>75241420
Well played.

Astros
Indians
Red Sox
Mariners
Yankees

Cubs
Dodgers
Rockies
Nationals
Mets

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>Next time Jose Altuve slumps, he's been instructed by multiple coaches and assistants on the Astros organization to adopt the Bagwell stance, thus shrinking his already relatively small strike zone to a Gaedel-esque 2.3 inches tall.
>This will cause opposing pitchers to either throw extremely hittable pitches, or peck around until they walk him
>The diminutive slugger is already a threat on the basepaths--with 202 career stolen bases already in his still-young career--so getting on via walks will still allow him to help his team
>Altuve had no comment on the matter, but smiled and waved at the media as he crouch-walked away, leaving the room in awe

>>75241524
Almost. Except Dodgers win 100 games

>>75241524
Not over-reactionary enough to two weeks of games.

>>75241524
1. Indians
2. Astros
3. Red Sox
4. Tigers
5. Yankees

1. Cubs
2. Mets
3. Dodgers
4. Nationals
5. Rockies

>>75241542
i can only assume you're retarded cause there's no win numbers there nor anything about the rankings that excludes it

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Reminder that this is the average Red Sox fan on /mlb/.

>>75241553

Astros
Orioles
Twins
Angels
White sox

(lol)

Mets
Cubs
Rockies
Dodgers
Diamondbacks

>>75241573
Perfect.

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>>75240411
I fucking love Kaz, that split was righteous.

Also Shigi.

>people think the mets will actually make the playoffs
2017 is the death of the Giants meme. Will 2017 also be the death of the mets meme? What will it take? Another TJS?

>>75241609
i get what you're saying but look at that division
shit, look at half the NL

>>75241609
The Mets look good niqqa
Mets and Nationals will clown around with the east, don't know yet who will win the division.
Mets got battered with injuries last year and still made it through because the division fucking sucks

>>75241623

Cubs and dodgers are locks for the best record. That's two. That leaves the Nationals in the east. Rockies/snakes are the wild card. Mets aren't good. They're Atlanta tier desu. And at least Atlanta will gave multiple pitchers make 32 starts.

>>75241609
>>75241664
sup DG

>>75241647
Nationals will win the division. The gap in offensive talent is pretty great. Cespedes doesn't can't hit 3 homers a day. That offence lives a dies with him. That's not a situation Washington is in. Washington has a far more durable rotation as well. You take syndergaard off the mets and they don't actually matter. Like really, look at the mets without syndergaard and cespedes. They're legit trash.

>tfw selig made Jackie Robinson day to line the pockets of his children

>>75241694
They're legit trash because they beat the doyers in the 2015 nlds and you still can't get over it.

>>75241694
>Look at a team without their two best players and two top 5 players at their position and they suck
Some real knowledge being dropped on /mlb/ tonight, hoo boy

>>75241712
>tfw all 30 teams bow down to the BBC dodger 42 and surrender their names in respect

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>>75239716

Nice try

>>75241731
>Tfw Mariano Rivera was better than Jackie Robinson

>>75241747
James Shields

>>75241727
>syndergaard
>top 5 pitcher

Lmao talk to me when he makes 32 stars and pitches 200 fucking like everyone else.
>Kersh/Bum/Max/Cueto/Kluber
you really think syndergaard can even has his name in the same sentence as these pitchers? He's good. But he's nobody until he makes 32 starts and pitches 200 like the big boys why does this make you mad? Could it be that it's all you have?

>>75241780
He can actually pitch like an ace in an important game unlike kerchoke
Kershaw's postseason ERA is .05 points better than Bronson Arroyo's
Might as well just use him, he'd get you just as far

I still love Hideo Nomo

>>75241797
This is very sad to read. To evade factual and irrefutable truths like a woman and escape the conversation at the first moment of humiliation. I don't get off from shitting on the mets. You do that to yourself. What Harvey has become to your team over the past year is what the mets are to the NL. A joke.

Mets are shit

>>75241780
Top 5 in the NL, calm down. No need to be so mad. Point still stands, are you really so retarded as to think that taking away a team's best offensive player and best pitcher and then saying "well they're nothing lol" is anything other than pure shitposting? Like that's just embarrassing.

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>it's a DG stays up late writing long posts about teams he supposedly doesn't care about episode

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>>75241860

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Could a smart baseball individual please explain to me what triggers all NL teams to be mad at the Dodgers when their team is gets roasted?

Why are you so frustrated? Like don't you gave other shit to do?
Log off. Sleep. Close the tabs.
Don't allow it to bother you.
It's a joke. It's banter. It's sports.

Why are you so sensitive?. This is why you're virgins in your 20's and frequent /r9k/.
Fucken laugh at yourself and your shit team hot damn lol

>>75241952
My fav part is how they (Mets fans) are rapid-fire posting these epic image macros and shit about how they don't care about you and are ignoring your posts. There's a mental disconnect going on there that's just a treat to watch

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>>75241896

bumgarner grew into a fucking tank

>>75242888
He married one too.

It seems like the Indians only know how score runs in the 9th

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>>75243156
Destroying bullpens, destroying dreams

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>>75243156
"Why don't they make the whole game out of that 9th inning stuff?"

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who's ready for the Nats to expose Hellickson today?

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>>75241556

>>75243156
Why did they stop one run short? Dont they know math?

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Bumping for divegrass starting 10 threads for one game

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>Yesterday's Scores

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FS1 Game: Tigers @ Indians - 4pm
MLB Network: Cards @ Yankees or Phillies @ Nationals - 1pm
MLB Network: D-Backs @ Dodgers or Rangers @ Mariners - 9pm

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Jackie Robinson mission is easy lads

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Tigers playing 4D chess already

I bet you it was all apart of Brad's plan.

>>75246439
Does it involve playing online

>>75246639
Conquer Dodgers stronghold, so no

>>75246708
>Dodgers stronghold is now the Diamonback stronghold
>I spent my time going eastward
The Reds one wasn't too hard, but you got shitty 84 Griffey and an online challenge

>>75241331
Pirates would have made sense in the Mid-Atlantic.
Good idea, poor execution.

>>75246740
It still counts as the dodgers tho, its whoever the original team is

>CF: May

REEEEEEEEEEE WHY WOULD YOU BREAK UP THE GARCIAS

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>>75241331
Hol up, senpai, I got this

>AL Atlantic
Baltimore Orioles
New York Yankees
Boston Red Sox
Montreal Expos

>AL Great Lakes
Toronto Blue Jays
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Chicago White Sox

>AL South
Tampa Bay Rays
Kansas City Royals
Houston Astros
Texas Rangers

>AL Frequent Fliers
Minnesota Twins
LA Angels
Oakland Athletics
Seattle Mariners

>********POWER GAP********

>NL Northeast
Philadelphia Phillies
Washington Nationals
New York Mets
Pittsburgh Pirates

>NL Southeast
Florida Marlins
Atlanta Braves
St Louis Cardinals
Cincinatti Reds

>NL Frequent Fliers
Colorado Rockies
Chicago Cubs
San Francisco Giants
Milwaukee Brewers

>NL Wetbacks
San Diego Padres
LA Dodgers
Arizona Diamondbacks
Mexico City Aztecs

>>75247836
Thinking about it more, it might make more sense to put Mexico City in the AL, then put them in a league with Rays/Rangers/Astros. Not gonna bother but its a thought.

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Murph

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2017 NL Champions

>Peraza - .320 BA, 200 H, 110 R, 45 SB
>Duvall - 40 HR, 115 RBI
>Hamilton - 80 SB, Gold Glove
>Schebler - .300, 40 2B
>Herrera - .310 BA, 15 HR, 30 2B in 120 games
>Iglesias and Lorenzen - combine for 200 IP, 18 wins, 1.010 WHIP and 250 K's in relief
>Garrett - 12-3, 180 K's in 22 starts, 140 IP, ROY
>Votto - >.330 BA, .425 OBP, 48 2B, 32 HR, 110 RBI, MVP

My Resdlesg gon put on a laser show tbqh

I created this in ST with the intent to inject it into as many generals as i could until it caught on. If all you Redsbros are going to come out of the woodwork and shitpost then do me a favor and copy/paste/screencap. I'm too busy to keep up

>>75247964
mexico city will never have a team

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Natives

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>>75248490
>Manfred caving to the liberal cuckolds

Stay strong, Indianbros. We're in this together.

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Is iDubbbz elite?

>>75248333
>Herrera

>>75248549
what are you attempting to say?

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>freshly updated for your convenience

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

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Is Devenski elite?

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Good morning

>>75239965
Please tell me she's a porn star

>mfw the starters will go into full JUST mode as the bats wake up, if they ever wake up

Its all pointless really.

>>75248979
HEY!
THATS MY WIFE!

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>>75248490

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Fuck the blue jays

>>75249038
You can keep her, I'm just going to have my sliver of time with her, knowimean

>>75248989
sounds like the Mariners, except over the last 15 years

>>75248989
It's alright

Tonight the Orioles have a minor league pitcher starting, who despite being caught for steroid has never managed to improve his velocity.

>>75249187
>>75248989

7 ip
5 hits
2 runs
jays gonna lose

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>>75239959
Yes. It's true. I'm old as fuck. And I'm all up in your secret clubhouse.

>rags

Is that ump from the O's game last night alright?

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>>75248915
Of course

>>75249304
When is Manfred gonna let umps retaliate

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>>75249362
>>75249304
>Blue Jays suck so bad umps are dying because they are forced to watch them

>>75249304
http://www.timescolonist.com/umpire-dale-scott-sustains-concussion-on-trumbo-foul-tip-1.15472765

>Scott told The Associated Press by text that he was feeling OK and that the results of a CT scan were normal.
>Scott also got a concussion from a foul tip last year. Umpires usually are out of action for at least a week when they have a concussion, depending on the severity.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwMfT2cZGHg

Really gets the neurons firing...

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So we're all agreed that Bryce i the GOAT, right? It's clearly not ok to make any more may mays about him now that he's proven himself to be clearly better than Trout.

I'm not Bryce Harper btw

>>75249631
>>75249631
>>75249631

>>75249641
I'd take both Machado and Trout over Harper. Machado and Trout can actually play defense and aren't cancerous locker room presences

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>>75249672

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>leading the league in innings pitched
>0.86 ERA
>0.62 WHIP
>.116 BAA
>leading the league in ground ball outs
I'm thinking he's back

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>>75249706

>6.43 K/9
>.113 BABIP
>100% LOB%

>>75249520
Wow...

>>75249751
Fuck off nerd with your irrelevany secondary stats

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>yfw the Jays bandwagon will officially be dead by May

>>75249520
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen and I'm 40 seconds in

>>75249520
He didn't subtract the effect of steroids

>>75249831
Statements are accurate, but it leaves out the fact that the moose is made of muscle and manners, while the eagle weighs 900 pounds and shops at Wal-Mart, whilst riding a Rascal (tm)

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Flats will record his first MLB career hit today

walgreens vs. Phils
>>75249896

>>75249520
If Barry Bonds didn't play with a bat, he'd strike out every time because even the shittiest pitcher can lob three pitches directly in the middle of the zone.

>>75249922

>not watching the video

>>75249831
Leave the Jasy alone they're good people

>>75249939
>the pitcher doesn't know he doesn't have a bat

I get it what he's trying to get at, but it's still retarded

>>75249979
Thing is even if a guy held a bat you'd soon work out that he literally never swings

The only way this works is if every single pitcher has no memory of the ongoing season

>>75249952
>throwing beers at players during play
>good people

>>75249520

Who has a better year at the plate: Batless Barry or Justin Smoak?

>>75250045
the inanimate carbon rod

>all these casuals making playoff predictions and not having the Rangers in there
You'd think they would learn from mistakes they've made 2 years in a row lol

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When bullying goes too far:

White hair loli = white sox fans
Other lolis = /mlb/ general

>>75250147
So this is the power of the big red down arrow.

>>75250147
>lifelong setting up bait so it can post BIG RED ARROW

>>75250147

>a large crimson descending dart

>>75250169
>>75250166
Fact: big red arrow is the worst forced meme since DG samefags Mets elbows

>>75250147
no one is as bullied on here as ragsfags

>>75250140
Literally every single AL team wants the >rags in the playoffs

>>75249520
>>75249850
>>75249885
>>75249922
>>75249979
Ok, so hear me out. What if instead of taking steroids for MUSCLES, Bonds had taken steroids for his BONES and could just walk up and slap the ball with his bare hand?

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>>75250169
Nailed it.

>>75250185
True.

>>75250190
Unless it's the Jays that play them in the playoff no other AL team has a chance of stopping the Rangers from making it to a WS again.

>>75250185
That's DG?

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>>75250220

>>75250247
okay? done living in the past there anon?

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How expensive does the drink a guy buys me need to be for kissing him for it not to be gay?

>>75250312
how cute is the guy?

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>>75250312
>not wanting to be gay

>>75250341
It's2017.jpg

>>75250383
Who the fuck eats a candy bar like that?

>>75250312
cubes fan detected

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>>75250399

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>>75250341
>wanting to be gay

>>75250471
mo'Lester is allowed to make his own life choices

>>75250442
Nothing wrong with that. I got my ass eaten out by a girl once. Don't knock it until you try it.

They should out a camera on the umpires mask

>>75250520
>pissboi, mo'Lester, and tiki all confirmed gays
>you've never seen them post at the same time

really gets those gears grinding

>>75250520
With that attitude, you should try a dick in the ass.

>>75250552
>a girl giving you a rim job is gay
I mean... no?
>>75250565
Girls don't have dicks and Im not gay

If a girl offers to give you a rimjob, try it. Honestly. Though if it requires you to get a wax, Do. Not. Do it.

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>>75250565
>dick in the ass
>not going full on penetration in all holes

Amateur

I hate 'le everyone wears 42' day

>>75249274
What is considered old on 4chan?

>>75250541
>mlb.tv PLUS subscription will include ump cams in our lifetime

>>75250269
As soon as you stop thinking about it every night ill stop posting it

>>75250658
I mean, Mariano Rivera was a great closer and all, but you're right that it's getting ridiculous

>>75250698
Mariano balked with every pitch but Umpires refused to call it. You cannot set up twice with a runner on base.

Have you ever noticed that all the blacks that play baseball are cornball brothas? I can only think of one hood brotha that played ball and thats Dontrelle Willis

>>75250692
>be me talking about the rangers future of this season
>some casual who wasn't even watching baseball in 2011 posts a pic of a scene from a game he most likely didn't even watch
>tells me i should stop thinking about it

This video sums up this interaction we've had. Don Draper is me, that nobody in the shitty jacket is you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlOSdRMSG_k

>>75250245
It's clearly not.

>>75250807
>le complain about EVERY SINGLE reply he ever gets man
nigga you can just leave this board. nobody wants you here or is making you stay.

>>75250807
Did Samsung make this projector?

>>75250846
Yay you put your trip back on. Was wondering when you would,

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Discuss

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>>75248333
>Not putting Brandon "Win Again" Finnegan down for 13 wins, sub-3 ERA and 180 Ks

>>75250878
this is the first time I've replied to you in this thread, you microcephalic worm. literally every single person in this general despises you.

>>75250676
Ummmmmm. Over 30?

>>75250910
first time with your trip on sure. Also stop posting in rangers game threads, it's been going on for a week. You are acting too much like an annoying little brother.

>>75250882
>tfw going to doyers-cubes game in a month with a cubs fans friend and he wants cheap seats
at least the cheap seats in dodger stadium aren't bad

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That's a lot of money playing baseball.....a lot of ERA titles too.....

More annoying?
Texans?
Leafs?
Californians?
New Yorkers?

>>75250972
correct answer is yes

>>75250972
All of the above

>>75250972
1 NY
2 Texans
3 Cali
4 Leafs

In terms of franchises, where would you rank the Dodgers?

>>75251001
who?

>>75251001
30th

>>75251001
Just above >rags and under every non-WS winning team.

>>75251001
Top ten. But closer to 10 than 1.

>Herrera gives the ball to fans in an opposing ballpark

>>75251001
Top 4 with the Yankees, Cardinals, and Red Sox.

Any other answer is a meme answer

>>75250956
You're bottom tier trash if you're going to a baseball game willingly with a cube fan. That's like a Rangers fan going to a game in Arlington with a Jays fan. It's sick. Have some self respect. Cubs fans are so fucking annoying and greasy. Such physically ugly people.

>>75251000
1. NY
2. Cali
3. Leafs
4. that 1 falseflagging ranger fan that says Rangers are the best team ever to exist or some shit

>>75250972
new york
boston
canadians/texans tie
the south in general

CA isn't THAT bad overall they just have a few ultra spergs

>>75250972
Padres fan here - what did we do?