/mlb/ general - AL Central edition

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Royals

Stop bully whos

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Phillies!

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Mets desu

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>royals lose 2014 WS in heartbreaking game 7
>2015 season starts
>start season on fire
>lead the league almost the entire season in wins
>secure 1 seed
>win the WS

>indians lose 2016 WS in heartbreaking game 7
>2017 season starts
>play like shit
>probably lose division to the twins or tigers

really boils my noodle

The SFG are not s good baseball team and Brandon Crawford and Buster Posey are in their 30's.

>>75257213
sup DG

fuck gomes

White Sox should protest the result
Steroids are illegal

astros are being no hit despite having 2 runs

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who has the largest penis on the Reds pitching staff? One might guess Garrett for obvious reasons, but my guess is Lorenzen because of his abnormally large neck and long torso, I bet he's got a real corn snake on him. What do you guys think?

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If Bumshit is so good why don't they plug his hick ass in LF and win the game?

I don't get it?

He's one of the best pure power hitters in baseball.... More homers per AB than Trout supposedly.

PUT BUM IN THE GAME

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winning is weird

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>>75257026
Great OP

>pathetics throw no-hitter
>lose 6-5

>Asstros

>Cusb
>Whos
>the destitute bombed out hovel of Shitcongo

>>75257426
I love the giants too

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>>75257198
it just works.

>>75257426
>LF destroys shoulder attempting catch
>durrr why not throw the franchise pitcher in left field he hits good and far too

this is what Gaints fans actually believe

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You have been visited by the Cutch

/yourteam/ will hit a home run tomorrow, but only if you respond to this post with "Hello, Cutch!"

>>75257545
Hello, Cutch!

Why did none of you tell me watching MLB network during the season was so great

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>>75257545
Hello, Cutch!

>>75257541
It was CF.

Bumshit doesn't have the range to play center so he'd play LF and strikeout at a 50% clip

>houston gidpers

>>75257545
Hello, Cutch!

>>75257545
Hello, Cutch!
it better be Mossy boy.

>>75257545
Eat shit, Cutch!

>>75257579
Because you couldn't afford it? Been watching since 2010 bro.

You tried getting ur ass ate yet?..????

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lol

>>75257545

Fuck off Cutch

>>75257621
>cusb

>>75257595
oh sorry I don't know WHY I didn't get my facts straight before flinging shit at a shit colored team and fanbase

>that top of the sixth for Asstros

What in the actual fuck

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BUSTED PUSSY NO WHERE TO BE FOUND IN A GAME WHERE HIS TEAM IS ABOUT TO BE SHUTOUT BY A ROCKIES PITCHER.

A POSSIBLE MADDUX AS WELL.

SOME SELF PROCLAIMED "BASEBALL INTELLECTUALS" TOLD ME POSEY WAS GOOD.

WHAT'S REAL?

>>75257753
Is that a real girl?

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does anyone else think that Jackie Robinson didn't die but actually started identifying as a woman, put on a grey wig and became his own wife?

>>75257760
From my step sisters IG

>>75257787
Post the ig f@m

>>75257792
u wildin asking for that lol

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>>75257545
Hello, Cutch!

>Astros being no hit
>White Sox got 1 hit
>Giants got 2 hit

>>75257889
Who will be no-hit tonight? I'd say the smart money's on someone from Padres-Braves or Mets-Marlins.

>>75257921
Padres get their first no hitter tonight dubs confirm cap this

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Shut out by Colorado AT HOME
BY A MANLET.

Find me a bigger L in all of the 2017 baseball season

Fucking embarrassing.

I don't want to heard shit about SF until June.

>>75257957
>I don't want to heard shit about SF
You're literally the only one talking about them. Are you mentally disabled?

>>75257957
Giants need to go on full sell mode. They are truly and totally fucked.

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>>75257944
oh shit nigga

>>75257944
woah

>>75257813
Do it fag. It's your step-sister, she isn't blood

>>75257545
Hello, Cutch!

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>>75257974
Okay last question though.
I need YOU to answer it.

Please assign the Bigger L:

Quintana and the Stockings getting humiliated in first touched up for 5 runs while the opposition throws a 1 hitter.... Or..... The city of Frisco getting perfecto'd for 6 innings and scraping two hits in a CGSO (AT HOME).

>>75258118
has Q destroyed his trade value already?

>>75258147
yep, whos are stuck with him. at least they have michael "head case with no control" kopech and lucas "the nationals value me so little that they traded me for adam eaton" giolito.

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MARINERS!

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You can only reply to this post if your team didn't trade valuable prospects for jose quinbusta in the offseason/jose quinbusta isn't on your team right now

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royals

Theoretically could the angels trade mike trout for a better team?

>>75258192
there is no team with a farm system deep enough to make the angels a good team without mike trout

>>75258214
Uhhhh... The Yankees....

>>75258214
Dodgers could give up Bellinger, Welker, Brock Stewart, Calhoun, Mitchell, and Lux.

mest-marlels
>>75258244
>>75258244
>>75258244

>>75258214
the dodgers and boston before they blew all of their prospects on a 7th ace could have made a trade for him.

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>>75258192
Theoretically the Dodgers could. But the idea of the Dodgers having a good farm makes people here angry so I'll just not say more.

>>75258227
kek
>>75258249
are those players going to replace the 9-10 WAR that trout provides on offense and defense? are they going to make possibly the league's worst rotation good enough to compete? the angels not only have a godawful team without trout, but they don't have a good farm system. trading trout for a good farm system doesn't solve the problem of the team being shit right now.

>>75258192
Yes. but it would require several top prospects, all of whom live up to their potential. probably wont happen
or they could just trade Trout for Bryant and CF prospect

>>75258249
More than that...lux us young at this point so realistically you'd HAVE to include Urias in this as well... And Jordan sheffied.

>>75258292
>are those players going to replace the 9-10 WAR
they need to replace Trouts 9-10 war plus the war of the other players they are replacing
trout brings in 10 war while only taking up one roster spot

>>75258292
Buehler and Stewart are 2 WAR pitchers. Bellinger can be 3 WAR 1B. That's already 7 and they are making the minimum.

>>75258333
Or Dodgers also agree to take Pujols.

>>75258305
Trout plays defense and offence at a level that Bryant couldn't even sniff. Fucking idiot. Animals like you who disrespect talent like Trout's in comparison to a bitch like Bryant is disgusting.

>>75258336
CF is the most important outfield defensive position. Who's going to replace Trout's production there? Who's going to replace his 6-7 offensive WAR in the lineup? There is no combination of prospects you could throw at the Angels for Trout that would actually make their team better than they would be just keeping him.

>>75258366
Dodgers throw in Joc.

>>75258366
Cody Bellinger has gold glove caliber CF AND 1B.
Kid is going to be a fucking monster... You might be high as shit if you don't think the Dodgers have prospects to get trout. Dodgers got all the top infield prospects and pitchers.

>>75258440
>>75258440
>>75258440
royals angels

>>75258192
Maybe you leverage Trout for multiple elite level players from some team and then turn them into prospects

You'd never pull it off because everyone would see it coming from a mile off

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>red sox win

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>>75257579
>>75257617
>no longer have direct tv
>can't watch mlb network anymore
Why even live?

>>75258485
No one's going to trade multiple elite players for Trout since you will not be improving your chances to contend immediately that way.

>>75257618
Fuck Strop I hope he dies tonight

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>Verlander gave up 9 (nine) runs and still has a better ERA than Kluber

How

>>75258683
Duffy and Santana are the only aces in that division

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>>75258772
stop

>>75258192
I wouldn't trade the house for a single batter, even if the batter is as good as Trout.

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>Finnegan out with shoulder sprain
Why can't our starters stay healthy

>Q somehow gave up fewer runs than Kluber and Verlander today
Heh, based comedy central

What players do you think are on steroids?

>>75259042
Ervin Santana
Eric Thames
Jake Arrieta
Jose Bautista
Bryce Harper
Gary Sanchez

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Astros came back down 5-0 again

Ass's literally gave the game away

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The American League needs to be shut down immediately. There's no good god damn reason this Cleveland/Detroit game should still be going, and keeping the Barves game from airing on FS1. For these retarded cunts, a pitch is just something you can do every once in a while between pick-off attempts.

>>75259042
Literally all of the good ones.

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how the fuck does Anibal Sanchez still have a job in the major leagues

>>75259163
A's have more history than your faggot Asstros.

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What did Anibal Sanchez mean by this?

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>>75259260
Yeah but the 1stros have more runs than them

>>75259343
Keep the run I'll take my historic franchise that has actually won

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>>75259277
does Detroit even have anyone up in the pen? what the fuck is this? and why isn't fs1 going to the game worth actually fucking watching?

>>75259359
You can keep the salt too, my friend

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>Anibal Sanchez
>Detoilet bullpen

>>75259368
Everyone in the bullpen is shit except for Justin Wilson but that would be a waste

This is what Brad has to deal with daily, but it's "always his fault"

>>75259480
The fans don't blame brad
The Detroit media does

Gomes is 100% the worst hitter in baseball. would rather have Michael Martinez hit instead

>>75259480
Jesus. This is legitimately sad, I'm embarrassed for Detroit and I'm a Braves fan.

FS1 really, really needs to get its shit together though, this is fucking stupid.

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Windians

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windians!

>Cards
>Only sub-300 team in the NL
>Blue Jays are only 1 game behind
>Reds aren't shit
It's a good year to be a Cubs fan.

>>75259917
Fuck you you'll only get to post this 68 times.

wait, the blue jays actually won a game?

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B A L K
R
E
H
S

>>75258772

>quintana

since it took forever for FS1 to get to the game, I didn't see who is in the booth. who the fuck is this loud-ass fucking moron who won't shut the fuck up about his career?

TIE GAME BITCHES

>4 NLCS appearances
4 NL Championship Series = 4 losses

NOT A CHAMPION

... for TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS.

why didn't conley start last night for the marlins? didn't he only throw like 10 pitches in that 16 inning game?

>>75260440
strained labia

>>75259960
t. Detoilet

>>75259917
>>75259813
Why are indians fans the worst fans in /MLB/? Even worse than rags fans.

>>75261212
Not an Injun fan but it's pretty obvious you're just a salty Tiggerfag.

>brandon moss has 3 hits all year
>two of them are go ahead HRs

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is Robinson Cano on the Hall of Fame track?

>>75261425
unless he gets injured right now he'll be in the Hall

>>75261425
This might be a newfag question but why are black people eligible for Hall of Fame?

>>75261503
Do Kinsler and Pedroia have a chance iyhoj?

>>75261425
Him and Utley will be in

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Brandon MUFUCKIN Phillips

>>75257978
Nah. They're 3 games under .500 with 149 games left to play

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>>75261661
Adonis MUFUCKIN Garcia

so with the new intentional walk rule, is a base on balls still charged to the pitcher?

>>75261803
There's a velar difference between a BB and an IBB.

You answered your own questions.

>>75261508
Affirmative action

>>75261803
Of course.
Manfred instituted it just to shave time (seconds) of a game.

Everyone lost the possibility of wild pitches and passed ball during IBBs.

>>75261575
pedroia maybe because of the world serieses. kinsler would have to play for a lot more time.

>>75261425

Cano, absolutely. He's today's Roberto Alomar.

Utley, no, but he deserves to be in. Dude was a fucking monster in his prime. He just won't have the overall numbers like Cano.

>>75261575

Kinsler is a fringe dude, just like Michael Young. People can make the argument that they deserve to be in, but were they ever really legendary or part of something great? I'd put in someone like Jimmy Rollins, but I'm not sure about Kinsler, or Young for that matter.

Pedroia has a chance because of the rings but I'm still not sure.

Hey guys, I'm near Wrigley in Boystown. Wow! People around here sure are friendly!

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*strikes you out*

i hesitate to post something about the mets and run the risk of being lampooned by this board, but man degrom looks strong tonight. will he come out for the 8th with the lead?

>>75262159
>Utley, no, but he deserves to be in. Dude was a fucking monster in his prime. He just won't have the overall numbers like Cano.
Utley has the same career WAR as Alomar and over 10 WAR more than Cano.

>Kinsler is a fringe dude
After like 5 more good seasons maybe he'll be fringe. He's not even sniffing the Hall at this point.

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>>75262296
looks like it. he might only go for a batter or two before they pull him

rangers mariners

>>75262608
>>75262608
>>75262608

>>75262400

>Utley has the same career WAR as Alomar and over 10 WAR more than Cano.

Yeah, but HoF voters don't care.

>After like 5 more good seasons maybe he'll be fringe. He's not even sniffing the Hall at this point.

I think his overall numbers look good. Give him a couple more years and he should stick on the ballot for a few years, but he won't get in.

if dustin pedroia doesn't get into the hall of fame i kill myself live on cam

>>75262668
It's Dustin PEDROZA idk why people keep misspelling it as Pedroia

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>>75257026
The Cleveland Klubers

deGrom and Paxton are winning the CYA's this year

>>75257198
Apologize

>>75262761
four innings and four earned in the biggest game of his life

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>>75262856
>with a forced 2 man rotation
>still extra innings in game seven

You're either a lifelong unaware of 108 years, a Tiggshit that wants to forget of 0-4, or a >rags that spends every day thinking about one strike away.

We're good here, though. Had a warm winter and don't need the extra salt.

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>>75262803
im ok with this

>>75263088
>>75263088
>>75263088
>>75263088
>>75263088
Dodgers v Dbacks thread

>>75263000
reddit tier essay

to any mets fans, i know how you feel, it will pass in time

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>>75263169
Well, that's the best you could do. Now disappear.

Terry Collins with some of the worst bullpen management you'll ever see tonight

>>75262805
for the indians being sub .500 and 4th in the division?

>>75263303
>04/15/17

>>75263372
>asking for an apology after a win in 04/15/17

>>75263267
>where's the downvote button
new from 2016

>>75262636
Utley will get in. He and maybe Rollins, but Utley for sure. He's the best NL second baseman since Joe Morgan.

>>75263303
ACHHHHHHTUALLY, WHEN THE ROYALS WIN TONIGHT. GOOGLE WILL HAVE THE ROYALS IN 4TH PLACE

*PUSHES GLASSES UP NOSE*

>>75264016
Consider killing yourself for writing this

>>75264102
previously considered

>>75263976
>>75264011
good swings

>>75263976
>>75264011
I need webms of the Phillips/Adonis back to back homers tonight. Whose dick do I suck for this?

James Paxton is the most elite pitcher in the American League

>>75264238
who?

>swinging at a ball thrown at your eye level

>>75263976

That was a fucking BOMB. That helped my fantasy team.

>>75264011

That was off the end of the bat, not even on the barrel, and he still hit it straight away for about 420 feet. Fucking amazing. Few people can do that.

>Paxton no-hitter thru 5 against rags
>no run support

Could be some good >rags action tonight lads
Let's see if the memeiners can get some runs

>>75264174

Talk to pissboi, aka molester, as he knows all about sucking the dick.

I bet Kershaw can take a big dick down his throat, seeing how accustomed he is to choking. His gag reflex must be incredible.

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>>75264174

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Okay, Yankbros, how do we feel about Pineda securing us another sweep tomorrow?

Tbh the Yanks have turned their pitching around and the offense is producing. Unless Pineda absolutely bombs or the Cardinals finally get their offense moving there's no reason why they should lose tomorrow.

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>>75264942

>>75264942

How the fuck was that 89 MPH? Shit looked like it was 70.

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>5-0 to the rockies

getting the feeling >we need to fire our batting coaches

>>75265052
isn't barry the hitting coach

he sucks ass

>>75265246
No...

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>>75264840
>Let's see if the memeiners can get some runs

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>>75265292

so this is the elite pitching staff of the Cubs

>angels already fallen back down to earth
that was fun while it lasted

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>joakim soria
>1-0
>0.00 ERA

It's good to see Verlander practicing for his post-baseball job as a caddy today. He's great at helping others tee off

Yeah I'm thinking the Yankees are back

>tfw your team never gets talked about in /mlb/

>rags

>>75265574
Brewers just aren't that interesting

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>>75265500
MFW

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>Paxton has given up only 1 hit and no runs through 6 innings
>Mariners are 0-6 with risp
>about to blow a bases loaded opportunity

>>75265574
Who are you, friend?

>>75265574
diamondbacks?

Guys.
I'm feeling it, the Rockies will beat the cubs in the NLCS and go on to win the WS.

>RAGS

>that swing

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1288549883/milcin-pitcher-iglesias-leads-off-5th-with-a-double/?query=Raisel+Iglesias

It always, ALWAYS starts with Andrus

>rags

>>75265605
>>75265670
no

>>75265929
angels

>>75265824
that little leg kick

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>>75265824
>sticking your foot out over the plate
the absolute madman!

>>75265292
I hope Strop dies tonight

>>75266012
Oh the days where it would be either him or Jim Johnson...

>>75265929
who?
no ones gonna talk about them if you dont start

>>75266132
you cant get a better pitch

>>75266132

>his hope and optimism: gone

>>75266132
Man, that's just sad

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>>75266132
>middle middle fastball
>3-2 count
>bases loaded
>take it

>>75266132
what went wrong

>>75266132
>pujols gets 26 million this year
>pujols averages about 600 ab per year
>LAA paid more than half my yearly salary to watch Pujols watch a bases loaded pitch go straight down the middle

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>>75266138

>>75266012
It's one game, lifelong.

>>75257957
can you make another jints-obsessed post lmao, that's like 5 this thread so far

>>75265535
top kek

Think Kate is going to divorce and make Harper her new cuckold?

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>>75266132
Just retire already f@m

>>75266271
pirates are talked about a little
you should start shitposting them every thread if you want them talked about more
thats what i do with MARINERS and anime girls

>>75266271
Are you the depressed anon that was posting at the end of last season?

>>75266132
that crowd is as pathetic as pujols

>late inning
>tie game
>bases loaded
>two outs
>3-2 count

and they're all sitting down staring at their phones

baseball in kansas city was a mistake

>>75266340
Relentless shitposting would just result in people talking about how much they hate >us. Ever since the Volquez meme died I rarely see anyone mention the Pirates

>>75266380
I don't think so.

>>75266469
i dont know man. no ones gonna talk about your team if you wont

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>>75266469
I get people to say hello to Cutch. Don't worry, Bucco anon, you aren't the only guy here who likes the Pirates.

MARINERS WIN!!!!!!
>rags
21 scoreless innigs for Paxton

would i be right in assuming that the designated hitter can hit for anyone in the lineup, not necessarily just the pitcher?

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>rags

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Wrestlers

>>75266991
You would be incorrect

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The amount of people that just went >rags proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>Rags but not giving you a (you)

>>75267333
>rags

>>75267333
>rags

>rags

>its 2017 and people still dont recognize pastas

>>75267214

i know if the DH goes into the field the pitcher must hit, but for some reason i thought he could hit for any position player. the more i know

>>75267374
>rags

>>75267304
>a

>>75267401
>g

>>75267383
That's not a bad idea actually. But most teams would always have the DH hit for the pitcher anyway

what did they do

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LEAVE THE LATE INNINGS TO ME

The Texas Rangers have never won a World Series. They're the oldest franchise to have never won a World Series.

>rags

>>75267422

was thinking about shohei otani possibly signing with an AL team. you could DH for the worst hitting fielder on your team

>>75257545
more like hello clutch amirite

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>>75259813
>>75265535
Most career HR off Verlander, all-time:
Carlos Santana: 8
Jim Thome: 7
Alex Rodriguez: 5

>>75267482
>>75267482
That game was a clusterfuck of keks

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And don't tell me cucklander is "always dominant" against the Tribe ever again.

>>75267532
kek

>2 outs left in the last game for the day
>drunk at 2pm

hold me bros

>>75267640

living the dream, lad

>>75267640
>not being drunk before noon

Pretty soft m8

>>75267658

i usually am every other weekend but i had to go to breakfast this morning. fuck it was good

>>75257764
you just might be onto something

>>75258182
feels good I guess

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>tfw something good happens for once

>>75258182
That bust ass bitch is on my fantasy team single handedly detstroying my staff

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>>75267668
A very meaningful breakfast, you say?

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>>75267551
dang it I wish I could've stayed home and watched the end of it. I checked the score as soon as I got back and laughed out loud. it's almost too good to be true

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>>75267668
What was the breakfast, my guy?

>>75267501
The DH is meant to put another good bat in a lineup, and the bad one they replace is the pitcher who is almost always the worst hitter.

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>>75259813

This has to be shopped or from a game last season. No way the Indians filled the stadium on Cavs (blessed be our father...Lebron) playoff day.

Just no fuckin' way.

>>75267808
>rags

>>75267501
I hope he comes to my team desu. My team's DH is getting old and we definitely can use more pitching with what we got.

>>75267760

i sporadically treat my mother to breakfast as thanks for sustaining my life for the first 18 years of it. she deserves a shit load more but it's all i can afford unfortunately.

>>75267793
eggs benedict with avocado. it was bretty gud. mum had some bacon and egg spring roll concoction, it looked fucking magnificent

>>75267835
I hope that tasted as good as it sounds. You're a good man for doing that for your mom.

>>75261212
That's not even remotely true.

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>whos still have no good prospects

If your team isn't in a central division then you are a loser

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You may only reply to this post if your team has the best start through 12 games in their respective franchise's history

>>75268005
Ahem Matt Davidson

M's have themselves the start of a nice little winning streak

>>75268082
Division rival here, glad to see your team doing really well. When they were in the NL I always really liked the Biggio and Bagwell teams. I'll take you guys in the lead over the >rags any day of the week.

If any M's bros want to watch Bae-Ho again here's a stream to the game
http://aqstream.com/spotv/SPOTV-Stream-2

>>75268003
I remember the Jasy crying about the same thing, mostly Joey Bats running his bitch ass mouth

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>>75268306
You're alright, my man. Which team?

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>>75268386
Go figure, y'all are the nicest of any group of fans imo. Really good to see y'all beating the >rags.
>mfw if the M's complete the sweep tomorrow, the Dallas rangers of Arlington will drop into the cellar
I believe

>>75268352
Well, his problem was more the "circumstances" of non-favorable strike calls (in his opinion). It still was bitching but about something else.

I don't know why JUSTin and brainy Brad seem to be so big on this conspiracy theory, especially when no other team has accused us of it like they claim.

Reminder that if you root for anyone other than your dad or grandpa's team you're not a real baseball fan

>>75258408
They have more great pitching prospects than anything yeah. Beuhler, Alvarez, and Mitchell are the 3 guys. Pretty sure Alvarez is considered untradeable right now due to how much upside he has. Of course that would go away if Trout was on the table.

Bellinger is considered the best power prospect in the minors right now and also the best defensive prospect in the minors right now despite being a 1b. Dodgers would probably have to give up Joc too.

Shit man, I'm high on those particular prospects, but I still don't think it would come off unless you include Barnes too who is a starting quality catcher right now.

>>75268662

what if i'm a first generation baseball fan? my support for my team is due to it's affiliation with a team from another sport that i followed first and my not wanting to change cities

>>75268715
1st generation fans should always go local, and since that's pretty much the closest you can get to rooting local, you've done fine (unless it's the cubes or rags). Just make sure you pass it on to your kids, if you have any.

Could this be the year the Rookies finally win the division? The Doyers are overrated and burnt out from all the choking and the Jints just aren't very good and have zero depth.
Imagine the Rookies lineup when they get Desmond and Dahl healthy. Yowzers.

>>75268768
1st generation sox fan here. Been living in the south side of Chitown since birth and bleed the black and white. I will be gladly passing on the sox life to my offspring in the future.

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>>75268998
shit man how are you going to have kids with your waifu? tell me your secrets senpai

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>>75268248

a-are there any reds girls, real or anime

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>>75268662
my dad and grandpa were mets fans
my dad moved to seattle before i was born and i grew up an Ms fan
fuck off space

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>>75268003
Honestly if Boyd doesn't throw at Lindor's head tomorrow and concuss him as retaliation he should be sent down to AAA

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>>75269174
You could have experienced a pennant by now.

>>75269192
i prefer my 15 years of failure

Why are Detoilet fans such hotheads? Is it cause of the stigma of a billion greasy pizza dollars spent over 10 years to win exactly jack shit?

>>75269240
I don't know? But someone needs to get those hotheads outta here

>>75257411
Bronson by far. Ima janitor at gabp. I always "change the toilet paper rolls" after games when the players are showering and do my meat gazing. Votto only showers at home

>>75269318
Yooo, you're a janitor over there?? I'm one of the food vendors.

Just letting our division rivals think the Rangers are out of the race early while we make adjustments and end up winning the division anyway.

Tortoise and the hair like

>>75266132
And against Soria no less. That was such a meatball.

>>75269571
Do you have juicy calves from climbing all those stairs? Where do you do your meat gazing?

>>75266408
You have never been to the stadium in KC. Trust me its not as dead as it seems.

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>>75269186
>implying Frankie wouldn't steal the "concussion ball" sign beforehand

>>75268248
If we don't talk about it, it will continue.

>>75269780

i just hope the tigers can play .500 ball against the indians this year. if they did that last year they're in the playoffs. the indians are clearly more driven to win for whatever reason, but i hope detroit can give a better account of themselves.

i'm not really into ragging on other teams, but i admire the way tito get's his troops motivated