3.00pm - Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles vs Melbourne Storm @ Brookvale Oval
5.30pm - Canberra Raiders vs New Zealand Warriors @ GIO Stadium
7.30pm - St George Illawarra Dragons vs North Queensland Cowboys @ WIN Stadium
First for execute all muslims.
Manly
Warriors
Dragons
>>75238232
>pooly
KEK
Why aren't you celebrating Easter right now?
>>75238256
>christcucks
>>75238232
Enjoy being 1/3
Easy win in sc lads
Same.
800 post thread yesterday will have the casuals thinking /nrl/ us back, when in fact it is NOT back and will struggle to reach 300 today.
>>75238309
Won't even reach 250 by the end of the third game 2bh
Brisbased BroncGODS on premiership watch.
Stream?
Fabulous had the best sc team, but has had a rough schedule this season leaving him 1-3 after 4 rounds of h2h.
>>75238363
Foxtel.com.au
>>75238378
Wrong.
>>75238378
>>75238350
Truthies
Tipped the Cowboys lads.
What a cute little community :)
>>75238350
>>75238378
>implying he wont have a respectable 2-2 record after this week
Aww, don't worry sweetie. One day your poomunity will reach 500 replies, just like big strong /nrl/.
>>75238467
He (You) are on track to being BTFO this week.
>>75238469
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Will /poog/ ever recover?
>>75238467
>2-2
>respectable
Dragons won't make the finals this year.
>>75238543
Truthy
walkcunt is so fucking fat and ugly
Should just kill himself
>resorting to walkcunt worship in order to reach the bump limit faster to retain the facade of a """""thriving""""" community
Pathetic
walkcunt on suicide watch
>tfw more people in this thread than average rugby league crowd
Will Bugby Beague exit in 2020?
Walkgod is muscular as fuck
Aww, sweetie are you still upset your pathetic poomunity needed big strong /nrl/ to rescue you from 404 yet again?
Don't worry, you'll get some members one day.
>>75238632
It's pretty pathetic.
They are so used to dead threads that they get triggered hard by thriving communities.
>>75238632
>>75238651
>/poog/ resorting to israeli proxies in a desperate attempt to revive their dying poomunity
KEK
>>75238680
Lmao
Pre Origin boom period in full swing.
>>75238706
kys walkcunt
>>75238707
Wrong.
This thread will NOT reach 500 by the full time siren of game 3 tonight, and tomorrow's thread will NOT reach 400 replies by the end of the 2nd game.
>unironically being on pooicide watch due to /nrl/ having a thriving community while your poomunity is dying
*drinks piss*
*desperately tries to banter with the lads*
QUEEENNSSLANNNDDERRR
>>75238769
>>75238308
Pearce will win an Origin series this year.
*seethes furiously*
>>75238775
kek
He still gets triggered by this.
>>75238807
because she's ugly and quite possibly a dirty jew
i bet she has a nice unshaven vagina though
REALLY want to suck a big fat juicy clit
He's always around and bites every time.
*loses fans to A-league and AFL*
>BroncGODS aren't playing today
Yawn.
Why even bother watching NRL today? Better off watching AFL or A-League.
Might give /poog/ a sympathy bump lads.
>>75238833
Based Walkie
Manly
Raiders
Cowcucks
*deliberately leaves out 'super' rugby due to it being a dead 'sport'*
>rugby league
>domestic violence every week
>fucking dogs
>peptides in juniors and even seniors kek
>literal token white guy on every team
>lebs and islanders dominate the 'australian' game
>named after a fucking shithole in England
>low i.q - see footy show
>dying game
>think people will watch womens rugby league...no one wants to see that disgusting shit
>players all look like they wear nappies
>can't handle 2 beers
>drugs everywhere
>heads only a mother could love
>morons
>more people see local cricket matches than the average league crowd
>regular afl/soccer/rugby union matches get as many people in crowd as state of origin
>perpetuate an image of tough and being able to fight yet only fights you see are helicopter parties and king hits
>all players look like literal rapists
>~50% of players have a criminal record
can't wait for this inbred shit to finally die
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>thinking I'll read that fucking essay
>~50% of players have a criminal record
Nice casual racism mate
>>75238886
the average /nrl/ poster can only read 5 lines at a time before getting confused and angry, good effort though
>>75238918
This.
It's not our fault Australia still has institutionalised racism against indigenous peoples.
*recycles old /nrl/ memes*
t. numale cuck
>>75238941
>he says in the form of a kiwi /rug/ meme
*is a millennial and proud*
Thread shouldn't be called Saturday night footy when there's two games that start before sunset.
Had a frozen Oak today AMA
Just fucked your mum lads.
*desperately tries to claim old /nrl/ memes are new /poog/ memes*
>>75238978
t. shit tipper
t. shit at supercoach
t. shitskin manlet who used roids and is still small and fat
>>75238986
>>75238976
>>75238941
>being this triggered
Bought a PS4 lads
What a hostile thread.
*gets triggered and projects his insecurities*
>>75239024
I love you
multiGOD on unstoppable watch
*desperately spins the axing of three "franchises" as a positive*
My mate is clinically retarded and can't count to 100. How many points would he win the /nrl/ super coach by?
>>75239054
forgot your name lad
kek
>>75239028
>learns big words
impressive Mohammed
>>75239057
You have to be autistic to be a SC not retarded.
*seethes harder*
>It's an australian poster has a mental breakdown for no apparent reason episode
Love these ones.
*has literal tears streaming down face*
*gets irrecoverably and irreparably btfo and has entered full damage control mode*
Pls stop bullying us
*loses argument yet again*
>thinks he has tears running down his face then realizes he still has the dogs ass attached to his lips
>still has to spam the thread with rehashed Poovan """""""""banter"""""""""" to reach 500 posts
>>75239118
t. /poog/
That was really bad
*cherishes his perpetual virginity*
I love how triggered /poog/ still gets over big, strong /nrl/.
It's cute in a way.
>thinks rape is how everyone loses virginity
*desperately tries to defend his perpetual virginity*
>>75239190
>42 unique posters
Can't believe how hard we're getting BTFO.
>>75239190
I love them.
They are like a retarded little brother :3
*desperately tries to banter with the lads while tears are streaming down face due to being irrecoverably and irreparably btfo yet again*
>walkGOD quits /sp/ to pursue his promising career as an electronics salesman
>/nrl/ dies like a fish out of water
now THIS really makes me think
>thinks spending weekends in a darkened room posting about a dying game, by himself, will eventually get him an invite to hang with the lads
>has never actually played any sports, just needed something to talk to coworkers about to fit in
>secretly hates the nrl blobs who bullied him at school but is still trying to prove he is 'one of the boys'
*gets triggered and writes an essay filled with projections*
*thinks anything over 10 words is an essay due to inferior genetics*
>>75239277
LITERALLY ME
>>75239190
>>75239241
Excellent posts.
*puts a colon in name field due to seething so hard he can't type properly*
>so triggered he responds to everything
>clenches asshole and intensifies posting
kek
ITT: Muscular /rug/posters bait poovan into resetting his router with his pindick and spamming the thread with weak """banter"""
*gets triggerd so hard resorts to the tried and true theft of /nrl/ memes*
>>75239343
this
It's a common format, he'll start spamming porn screenshots soon
Gonna have some cheeky afternoon toast lads.
*enters full damage control mode after being comprehensively BTFO yet again*
*replies to own post*
>continues to post
wew
*is unironically under 18*
kek?
*scratches neanderthal head desperately thinking of a witty reply*
>20 replies and counting
been a good afternoon lads
*fails to think of witty reply due to neanderthal genetics, continues to appropriate /nrl/ memes as a last ditch resort*
*gets baited and triggered for the past 2 hours and desperately attempts to claim he had a good time being embarrassingly btfo*
*loses sc*
>>75238706
>>75239450
You are horrendously ugly.
Stop posting your ugly mug here.
>>75239466
fuck off
>pooly
KEK
>>75239498
>talking about the game
KEK
>>75238996
GOAT tipper
GOAT supercoach player
GOAT human
>>75239466
You seem quite perturbed mate.
>>75239506
>literally thought titans would win
>literally lost in sc 12s last week to a bottom 2 shitter
>literally a chick/arab mongrel manlet
>he doesn't have based WalkGod in his sc team
I fucking TOLD you.
You will NOT reach 500 by the end of the 3rd game tonight.
Pathetic.
>pooly
pooly getting away with professional fouls yet again.
time to switch over to AFL
>>75239527
Titans were one kick away from winning the game. If you had given them the start you would have won.
Still have a /nrl/ SC title under my belt.
Literally not a drop of Chinese/Middle Eastern/Aboriginal in me.
>chick
ummm try again sweetie :^)
Point a minute lads.
>>75239599
>terally not a drop of Chinese/Middle Eastern/Aboriginal in me.
kek, okay mate
You have no /nrl/ titles either.
2013: matt
2014: gummi bears
2015: gummi bears
2016: broncucks ltd
>Titans were one kick away from winning the game
They LOST. You tipped them to WIN.
You LOSE.
>>75239599
You are literally an Arab m8.
Still luv ya
He doesn't filter tripfags
>>75239639
>roosterGOD
>ugly
kys
>>75239674
Link?
>>75239693
to what?
>>75239698
He's the missing link.
remember when poosterwoman doxed the bloke that outed bitchell poorce on his facebook meme page
>>75239703
kek
EEEK!
le coconut winger xD
>>75239639
That's right, I don't.
I won the first /nrl/ draft, and am currently ranked 35th in this years. I have elite roster management skills. I am currently 3rd and undefeated in the /nrl/ classic league
It wasn't a shit tip. Considering no Ben Hunt for the Broncos, Titans were in for a massive chance.
>>75239698
The website
>>75239639
He did win a draft comp once
>>75239744
>draft
LMFAO
And your tip LOST.
>>75239756
>>75239744
>draft
KEK, I won the Origin sc once m8 and even I know those meme comps are meaningless
Still luv ya though RoosterGOD
What is this shit.
>>75239760
Draft is a lot harder than classic.
Filterfags are fucking soft cock poofters.
>>75239793
lol
>>75239744
You won draft because you were a schedule babby. I had the worst position in the draft, yet somehow had the best team (ty matt for picking idris). I had the most points for yet ended up coming 3rd or something because every other team somehow turned elite when they played me.
t. chip on shoulder
You guys finally got to me.
>>75239831
enjoy your gyno
>tfw wanted to play draft this year with /nrl/
>tfw noone else wanted to
I'd love to see Manly come back and win this. Melbourne's domination is boring as hell.
>>75239883
Keep dreaming Pooly faggot
>>75239883
KEK, stay seething pooly cuck
>>75239896
t. numale cuck from cuckbourne
>>75239828
He only made the final because Bromwich's kid was being born, and Seggy's dad died. So neither of them played that week and made me bomb out of the prelim.
To this day i'm still mad
>>75239883
t. poofter
>>75239896
Brisbane desu. Just get bored of it. It doesn't make for an exciting game. Now last night was exciting as fuck.
>>75239785
>Origin sc
does that still exist?
>>75239912
Based.
kek
>>75239791
>>75239791
>>75239950
Now THIS is sad
Manly on the comeback lads. Based me with the call.
>>75239909
>>75239828
Don't forget eliminated players trading me their good players.
>>75239950
Pathetic.
> football
More like handegg
I don't read, nor do I reply to, any flag that isn't Australian, American, British, Dutch or Croatian.
>>75239991
based roach
>>75240005
>Croatian
>pooly
>he doesnt reply to charles bronson when hes on his thai proxy
>he thinks charles bronson exists
Sorry my reminder to filter all trippies is late, I've been playing vidya
"FUCK defence"
-This game
>poofter who filters tripGODS is a fat underage videogame loser
figures.
I'm just putting it out there... RoosterGOD is based
Kek this is just pathetic from pooly
>pooly
http://www.businessinsider.de/bald-men-are-more-successful-intelligent-and-masculine-science-says-2017-1?IR=T
Based Blake Ferguson lads
/poog/ thread just got deleted btw lads
>>75240212
kek
KEK
Based Kelly
High scoring match incoming.
Cooper Cronk's intelligence makes me want to turn gay.
>>75240257
Thanks for your elite analysis
I couldn't tell after we had 9 tries in one half
>he left Kaufusi on his bench
KEK
>he sold Kaufusi
Going to the shops lads need anything?
MULTIGOD
>>75240377
Grab me a new /rug/ thread, thanks.
>>75240398
I'm hoping you/he wins, but why tip the Warriors? Seems like a likely loss there.
>>75240416
He tipped them because the wariors with Foran have been a top 4 side. Canberra are restricted to the Rapana meme and if that gets shutdown they won't win.
>>75239971
>mfw i remember
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>75240445
Isn't Johnson out for this match though?
>>75240501
SJ is useless desu
based manly
Poomunity Ltd.
>>75238214
it's lottoland m8
wtf is wintersteins leg bruised from toe to thigh?
Based Serbia.
>literally the Stewarts 2.0
that was bad for my sc match up
>mfw i have tom
>mfw oppinent has jake
>>75240622
t. N
Smithy's Shaft is the biggest fucking schedule babby and he'll probably schedule babby his way to ANOTHER win this round.
Can someone hurry up and expose this fraud?
Wish people got binned for diving desu
Cucked
Wish I played Kelly instead of Monga.
>>75240657
He's not that bad to be fair. Would be a solid 5th to 8th team if everything went as it should.
>>75240632
Kaufusi getting a fucking double has killed me
>he thought surgess getting an extra 20 points out of nowhere from adjustments would save him
>>75240704
your opponent putting the C on Taumololo will probably save you desu
>13 tries first half
>1 try second
is this game fucking rigged?
Elite Uate.
Dylan WalkGod
Manly to win by 2.
>manly fan
>tipped melbourne
>tfw
>>75240839
Sucks when your team loses but at least your tip is good
Was thinking about selling Kelly after this round, but might need to hang on to him.
Billy Shitter should just retire already
>crying_wog.gif
>>75240849
At least 2 more weeks now, but since manly don't play rd 12 look to move him on then
>Kelly on my bench
Brendanfraserwithasillyhaircut.jpg
Damn that rule is retarded
Wait, people actually change their CTW week in week out?
>>75240896
t. not a supercoach
Hello lads, I am going to the Dragons vs Cowboys game later!
AMA
>pooly
>Brown
>Literally the color of poo
>>75240908
are you the product of incest?
>>75240908
Why are you so gay?
>>>/tg/
>le my player is worth 200 pts :PPP
>>75240908
Take some cheeky pics for us lad
Love how walkcunt STILL seethes over not playing supercoach
Saw Fate of the Poorious last night lads
Not that good
>tom poopojevic
>>75240946
It was literally 10/10 kino.
over 56.5 total score
KICK A FUCKING FIELD GOAL FUCK
>>75240966
jej
>>75240966
post slip
who /kept Kaufusi/ here?
MULTIGOD
>>75240966
rekt cunt gg2ez
>>75240997
>Bombing your multi for the fucking Warriors
Absolute madman
Do you think Hannah gets wet surrounded by all these alpha men
>>75240995
yeah la, and kelly
>>75240995
Kept him but benched him
why does the second game always start so much later than the first?
>benching an 80 minute forward
just enough time to do something round the house so the missus doesn't get too upset with you watching the footy, but not enough time to be actually useful and fix the sinks or something
perfect.
>>75241023
CAUSE 9 ARE CUNTS AND NEED TO GET THE NEWS IN
>>75241012
There is literally nothing wrong with having a 'I got a feeling' bet
why the fuck is AFL on my screen?
>uncut
My VLC NRL stream just ended and looped back to a Frasier episode I hadnt watched
maximum comfy
based joshy "stimulating" discussion.
Why is he so dame ELITE lads?
gas all homosexuals
>tfw he never spams webms of shemales pissing on bbws
man if i was an ant i would be so hard right now
>>75240918
No I am not.
>>75240924
I am a heterosexual, cheers.
>>75240929
OK will do :3
>>75241015
She's unironically a boong.
>>75240908
based shiggys. What are you having for dinner?
>>75241152
>>75241144
>>75241120
Didn't realise I was into this until now.
>>75241152
i would suck on that so hard until she ejaculated into my mouth
>http://www.SMh.com.au/sport/australian-teenager-daniel-faalele-could-be-the-next-big-thing-in-the-nfl-20170413-gvkgjg.html
>17 years old
>180kg
>2 metres+
>muriburgers faces when
>>75241172
crikey
>>75241172
I'm taller, bigger and younger than he is.
>>75241201
Fob genetics and australian nutrition.
australia on dominating the nfl watch
>>75241201
what is he italian samoan?
>>75241212
australians aren't intelligent enough to understand the NFL rules and tactics
You will regret changing your captain from Gallel to SJ, N.
>it's another episode of janny deletes random posts
Yawn.
>>75241231
this 2bh. better to go with a POD captain than someone whos in both teams when tring to make up ground
>>75241261
>>75241231
Probably an elite move. RTS and SJ will score 90+ this game and can't see Papalli getting more than 60 at most.
If this game doesnt start in the next 20 minutes im gonna shit myself and post it on /nrl/
>he did it again
kek
>stolen meme clap
this is cringe as fuck
Did they do this cringe clap before 2016?
This is very embarrassing.
>le lightning lap
>>75241337
Don't do that, someone might mistake it for one of ivans home made dinners
Elite strip.
>le 3rd tackle poor play decisionns
based raiders
>>75241401
kek the guy on the right
YOU. ARE. A. FUCKHEAD.
Here at GIO stadium lads. Canberra was a mistake
t. janny
Kys janny you fat fuck
MULTIGOD CANT BE STOPPED
ALL THE DOUBTERS ARE ON POOICIDE POTCH
Coen Hess will be the leading try scorer after tonight.
easter is a load of shit
>>75241012
What did this spastic cunt mean by this?
Refs forgotten his guide dog tonight smdhtbqf
i miss my highschool girlfriend
i miss my highschool girlfriend
my highschool girlfriend was a slut i fucked for fun she moved back to america and became a dyke
i dont miss her
my highschool girlfriend was a slut i fucked for fun she moved back to america and became a dyke
i dont miss her
i figured out why i fell in love with that prostitute; she reminds me of my highschool girlfriend.
i never had a highschool gf 2bh
I wish I had a highschool girlfriend
i figured out why i fell in love with that prostitute; she reminds me of my highschool girlfriend.
>>75241557
>>75241558
uggos/nerds
elite NRL easter dinner
fried rice
sang choi bow
short soup
spring rolls
satay chiken
coke
I have a highschool girlfriend and I'm 34
my highschool gf became a stripper
I have a primary school gf and I'm 37
lost his marbles XD
>>75241568
cooking lasagne rn 2bh
My primary school gf became a stripper
my stripper gf decided to go back to school and finish highschool
i want to cook lasagne but my toaster is broken
>lottoland will never be fortress lottoland
miss my toaster gf
>its a commentator cant believe a team would take 2 automatic points in a low scoring game
my toaster gf decided to go back to stripper school
my primary school stripper girlfriend is 37
my primary school toaster, who is 37, couldn't believe a team would take the two
i miss her
Phew just finished with a sesh if with my fleshlight lads. Getting a bit grubby after a couple years though.
>>75241619
Are you supposed to pull out or what?
>>75241625
Nah just give it a good clean, I sometimes give a cheeky lick.
Thinking about selling the old girl.
>these risky offloads
I swear I seem them lose possession more than I see anything good come from them.
>>75241637
Those mags are gross, get thicker ones.
>>75241637
you should take a picture of your prostitutte from outside the car
>>75241607
is this my new toaster?
>>75241650
hahahahaha
>>75241637
my car is better
What happened, /nrl/?
I thought you were redpilled? You specifically told me that the Bulldogs would be absolute garbage and would finish in the bottom 4.
Instead they beat the Broncucks, Knights, and Rabbitohs? What happened?
Is /nrl/, dare I say, deluded?
>>75241686
fuck off zerogoose
Did the thread just start to fucking stink lads?
This is my prostitute gf.
Well, one of them anyway.
Here's one with her face.
>>75241697
Everyone who is actually here for the footy is watching this game because it's really good
>>75241710
Was talking about the leb mate.
I'm positive he grounded that.
refball if not try.
>>75241708
>>75241701
How much? Do you just call up a escort agency and take it from there lad?
>>75241701
does she take it up the arse
white women are disgusting
>>75241713
that's racist
>>75241728
you call or text the prostitute directly
her price depends on the service you want
>>75241733
yeah, anal is an extra $100, but she offers it to me for free
>>75241713
rude desu
>>75241738
How much would it cost for cuddles, shitposting and to watch the footy for a couple hours?
they just keep refballing the warriors
multigod will be btfo by refball
>batting ball back
>knock on
>>75241752
for that shit you'd be looking at least at $500 for two hours
Anyone here been with a woman that they love kissing more than fucking?
Am I, dare I say it, gay?
>>75241765
Fuck that's all my neet money
>>75241769
stop being neet desu
Is male prostitution a thing lads and would they ask for a refund after I cum in like 30 seconds?
>>75241784
just jerk off to porn five times a day for about 8 years and then it will take you hours to cum :)
>>75241775
>desu
Fucking weebs get out
>>75241784
if you wanna fuck fat guys and elderly wog women
>>75241788
Yeah but I don't want to spend all my profits on viagra cause I broke my dick jerking it so much
>>75241793
Depends how much I get
WHAT IS VONNIE WEARING DEAR LORD
>>75241790
test test
tb?h f?am s?mh
>>75241801
my dick is broken too. i can't stay hard with a woman, only when jerking off.
my posts keep getting deleted
wtf
>>75241813
mummy
Is my mom hot?
>>75241869
Wtf could swear I know her daughter, exactly the same face
>>75241869
would sniff her farts
>>75241869
Unsure. Post many more pictures so I can get a better idea.
>I tip the Worriers
kek
>>75241905
I fucking hate kiwis with their stupid voices and the fucking sheep
>>75241902
Don't have any more of my mom but here's my 18yo daughter
>>75241934
>18
Geez, shitposting so we reach 500 posts eh..
The highschool gf posts were amusing but the softcore posting is poor.
t. triggered because his poomunity is dead while /nrl/ is thriving
P O O M U N I T Y
>>75241951
Newcunt detected
Wish she was an upside down blowjober instead 2bh
doing a poo lads
My gf is doing a poo lads
>>75241972
keep us updated
Watching some girl do a poo lads.
my gf is a poo lads
dressed up in a toilet costume while some girl is doing a poo on me lads
my girlfriend is this poo munity lads
>>75241978
finished but there's no toilet paper
need to have a shower
I really hate it when people say nice things about based RoosterGOD
Nearly bump limit lads so I made a new thread.
ONLY MOVE TO IT WHEN WE REACH 500 NEWFAGS
>>75224205
>>75224205
Well, /nrl/?
pooiarsea shit
>>75242007
I'm too much of an autismo
>>75242007
too much woman for me to handle
Watch for based John Asiata to have 5 try assists and 10 line break assists tonight lads.
>>75242007
Literally the only reason is because I still live with my mum
based gaypooa
>>75242032
wouldn't she be proud if you got a gf?
>multi""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""GOD"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Dugan WILL be picked at centre instead of Leilua
>>75242057
Good.
Leilua is a garbage meme for retards while Dugan is elite.
>>75242057
>there is only 1 centre in a team
Post pics of players who won't play Origin this year.
I'll start.
refball
kek
literal refball
>>75242070
There is when Jennings will never ever be dropped
>the city of N
>pooiors
>>75242083
slowwings will NOT be picked for game 1
>>75242086
Told him he'd regret changing captains
>>75242086
kek
Based Robbie Farah lads
stream ded
mutliGODS status=stopped
>>75242107
fucking hell mate, you're an idiot
He doesn't know he's actually talking about him
>>75242086
kek
KEK
K-E-K
shit game
>Shitskins are grubby cunts
Who would have thought.
>>75242086
>Fabulous has a good team
He has cartoon pictures SAVED on his computer.
*clap clap clap*
>>75242163
He's literally got the best team.
Just has a rough schedule.
Meanwhile shitter's like smithy's shaft will be 4-0 after this round due to being a schedule babby
He has a computer
Multigod here
I apologise forr my hubris
But I didnt know that Foran was going to go missing because he was having a mental breakdown 3 weeks into his new old career
I apologise for any and all offence and would like to buy all of you the sunday telegraph
>>75242175
>yfw he gets an easy ride through Origin as well
I am putting money on based Smithy to win the Minorp Remiership
Whats Forans superautism score?
>Call yourself multigod and samefag all day about it
>Brag about your clearly retarded tip when the Worriers score early
>They don't cross the stripe again and are thoroughly BTFO
kek
with tips like that you should call yourself Reality Multi
Might reach 500 tonight lads.
nice interview, fox
Well fuck. You live on the edge and sometimes you fall off.
RIPIP me. gg Kyle
>>75242254
It's hardly game over.
Aitken and Hess won't go over 50. Taumololo might go shit as well.
Gallen might get 100+ tomorrow.
why did von get fat?
Get based Jess Yates up there, not some pig whore
>>75242268
I like the new girl she looks like she might be on GDP. There'd probably be a look a like. Yvonne looks like she'd be on DogFart or Mompov
>>75242276
10 points to whichever cunt finds a porn of the girl who looks most like vonnie
i dont care how you do it just do it
>>75242267
Actually yeah. Believe it or not it's probably not as bad as it looks. Papali underperforming means I didn't lose that much ground.
I may still meme my way to victory yet.
spaghetti hands feldt is back
needs to be dropped again for a few games
I really really miss based JT lads. It just doesn't feel the same :(
wish chudleigh was playing
>>75242349
Who?
Sean is fat lmao
Dragons need to get rid of Nightingale.
He's the one player holding them back from winning a premiership.
casual reverse racism against hess there
multigod put $160 on cowboys as thats all he had on sportsbet after the crushing defeat of his Multi
If multigod falls here, im afraid its the end of multigods
>dragons knock on
>get the scrum feed
Hmm...
>>75242364
shit Dragons not cowboys im not that fucked in the heead
>>75242373
perenara and cowboys m8
it's a recipe for refball
>ywn walk into a KFC with $2.50 in coins and order a large chips and gravy
such is the life of the burgeois
is win stadium the comfiest in the NRL?
>>75242392
yes
>>75242392
undoubtedly
Hmm...
the hill is one of the comfiest places I've been to watch sports tbqh
>>75242392
>not ANZ
Based GGM.
Imagine being retarded and a product of incest so you just naturally gravitate towards being a cowcuck fan.
Based elite Cowboys.
The team of the Patrician.
walkcunt
>born in cairns
though he was from torress strait?
>>75242431
nice casual racism mate
>>75242440
t. subhuman nigger
based muscular and elite dragons defence
>>75242442
Fuck off back to tumblr cunt. We're not racist or sexist here faggot.
>>75242449
t. roastie
>>75242452
Wouldn't you like to know.
>assistant ref out with a calf strain
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>poorgan
imagine being a cowboy and signing on for post-JT years when youll be Newcastle tier
Based Tomo milking that wog run club
>cowcucks just let poosters just stroll through for a try
KEK
Imagine being the drooling retard who supports these stupid cunts.
>passive aggressive posters
ugh
>>75242498
they use too much ice in the gong m8
>>75242505
the only ice I have is in my frozen oak m8
Stop being a cowcuck fan okthxbai kisses
Dragons looking gassed already.
I think they'll lose this.
Just made some passive aggressive cunt say ugh lads
>>75242528
>gassed
Fuck off american, I bet you spell gaol, jail, can't drive a manual and love BBC you utter faggot.
>>75242528
kek
Looks like the Dragons are gassed right now lads.
>>75242528
t. reality check
Dragons fitness levels are low.
They look gassed already.
reminder the dragons WILL win the premiership this year and take it back to the /gong/
>>75242563
t. ice user
Dragons looking petroled already.
There is literally nothing good about Ponga outside of touch football/9s.
>>75242569
Thank you lad.
>>75242575
He just needs an elite coach like Nathan Brown
Gassedgones
COWcucks! GETTING EXPOSED AS WORSE THAN KNIGHTS
>dragons taking the 2
this is good, they can take this time to get the petrol back into their tank as they look pretty gassed at the minute
Think I'm going to buy Widdop next week m8s
Fuck all you cunts saying gassed. Literally unaustralian kys
Is he actually an ancient warrior?
Dragons are gassed as fuck.
kek
KEK
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE RIGHT NOW
Dragons won't have enough gas in the tank for the second half
>I don't read much hey, maybe Playboy? Hahaha. Yeah these are my tats
>the reservation of townsville
Saints look like they might be out of petrol m8s
What is with all these pics for fucking ants. Phone posters should be gassed.
Dragons using up too much gas in the first half
I'm concerned about the Gassedgones, lads.
Going to the gas station for the roosters, the empty light just turned on, you guys want some choccy?
>>75242655
just osme frozen oak, cheers
ABSOLUTELY GASSED
>another try
now we are cooking with gas lads
The Cowboys are fucking finished without Tamou
>tfw the dragons are gassed as fuck
>tfw roosters right now
>>75242675
MANLETS BTFO
kek
enjoy your new fullback, pooasslel
yeah it's all good for the dragQUEERS to beat the cowcucks, but let's see them against an actual good team like the BroncGODS.
Who's fallen harder since their premiership, souths or cowboys?
>>75242711
this
BroncGODS won't lose another game this season.
dragQueens on pooicide watch
>>75242712
Souths are a week away from the biggest peptide scandal to hit the game
>>75242726
broncKEKS nearly lost to the fucking titans
>>75242738
Opening a salt mine from this cowcuck fan lads
>nearly lost
Yawn.
Call me when they actually lose.
BroncGODS didn't even have their foot on the gas and still won easily.
I'm getting legit pissed off at you cunts. SPEAK AUSTRALIAN
dragQUEERS on gassed watch
>>75242778
desu she gave joey the C
>>75242778
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
>Vonnie wins a huge contract after a bidding wa between fox and nine and realises she has fox by the balls so she lets herself go for a year eating every fucking morsel of food in sight
based vonnie, hope shes up the duff to capitalize on it
based thiccc wives
totally emotionless except for her heart
Dragons softening up the Cowkeks for the Knights next week
>next round there's tuesday footy but nothing on monday
Just filled up the car lads.
Roosters going to expose the fuck out of dragQUEERS next week.
dragQUEERS on gassed watch.
Roosters on premiership watch.
Dragons really needed that break. They were looking gassed out there.
>>75242822
>tuesday footy
what the FUCK
>>75242838
FUCK YOU
>>75242825
how much a litre?
I should check my BBQ gas bottle
>>75242853
t. gassedgones ice addict
Is /nrl/ back lads?
>>75242848
$1.95 a gallon
>poocucks
I can feel this second half will be a shutout from the dragons lads
GASSED
A
S
S
E
D
Dragods haven't scored yet. COMFIRMED GASSED
dragons defence shows a lot of hustle
russlel fudgepacker
refball
kek, dragqueers gassed as fuck
need to use some more ice
Just had liver for dinner m8s
>le fastest man around unable to run around slow cunts
KEK
Has anyone had their car converted to LPG?
>>75242947
Yeah it runs on gas now.
Is the audio fucked for anyone else? can hardly hear the commantators
>>75242972
t. idiot
cowwies won't make the 8
cumback is ON
COMEBACK
>cowcuck fans think they have a chance
Cowboys have a losing percentage of 73% under perenara.
>tfw dragons are gassed
>>75243035
really causes the synapses to fire
>>75243035
t. STANDARD NERD
>>75243035
Cowcucks confirmed refbabbies unable to perform with an elite accurate ref at the helm
>>75243046
t. roastie
Has cooper cronk given up on his footy career and focusing on commentating now?
>>75243055
You can call me that all night I'm not showing you my pussy is shaven and tight.
i like corey jensen
proof that downies can play footy
>>75243064
Cronk is going to teach at MIT.
>>75243091
MORE FUCKING AMERICANISMS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Can it be true lads?
Are the Dragons gassed?
>>75243108
They'll be fine
GASSED
c o m e b a c k
>Scoreless in the second half
GASSED
A
S
S
E
D
GASSED
A
S
S
E
D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mREi_Bb85Sk
Hmm..
Are the dragons, dare I say it, gassed?
that was a clutch play by the cowboys
IT'S ALL OVER DRAGQUEENS ARE GASSED
>>75243147
>>75243148
>>75243153
>>75243139
>>75243138
>>75243132
>>75243128
>>75243108
HEY RETARDS, COWKEKS STILL DOWN BY MORE THAN TWO CONVERTED TRIES
THEY WILL LOSE BY AT LEAST 18
GET FUCKED COUKEKS
>>75242843
anzac day la
>>75243169
Gassed like the jews
GASSED.
A
S
S
E
D.
>>75243169
Cowboys have LITERALLY got this
>>75243169
You were saying cunt?
Dragons WILL win
>>75243169
this is elite analysis
GASSED
A
S
S
E
D
>>75243169
>(you)
>>75243169
calm down son, it's just banter
>>75243201
>>75243199
Wrong.
mutliGOD here, I am literally shaking right now
Am I, Dare I say it, back?
Cowboys should slow down though, starting to look gassed.
poonga
Got this: Cowboys
Don't got this: Dragons
lel ponga should be gassed he's so shit
Both teams gassed right now.
>le gassed meme
On the topic of gas, is Coen Hess related to Rudolph Hess?
it's better than le poo meme
>>75243279
twins iirc
Just did a poo lads I'm pretty gassed it was a big one
gassed out a big poo lads
Dragons looking elite lads
told you dragons would win
get fucked cunts
Frizzel gassed as fuck.
>>75243305
*fumbles the ball cause he's gassed*
>morgan
>good enough for origin
keeeeekkkk
just give it to poonga
>poogan
THESE COWcucks SUCK MORE DICK THAN I DO AND I SUCK A LOT OF DICK
>>75243370
based walkie
>>75243370
what does it taste like lad
We're going to golden point where the Dragods will get a try and win.
>>75243395
Precum tastes pretty nice, cum doesn't taste the best but it evens out because you've got a man grunting and a big cock throbbing and pulsing in your mouth filling it up with his creamy goodness.
It's so exhilarating getting on your knees for a real man.
Cows have this cause they're based.
I told you.
Fucking TOLD you.
Dragons WON, and won EASILY.
>i fell for the ponga meme
>>75243439
Ponga is shit. What the hell did people see in him? I've never seen anything impressive from him.
>dragons literally so bad they nearly lost to a cowboys team missing half its players
Dragons are FINISHED
>tfw dragons got exposed and still won
>cowwies supporters thought they would beat the dragGODS
>The entire cowcucks team fell for the Gela-Mosby meme
They just kept going left and he just kept bombing them
>>75243459
Here come the excuses from the cowcucks
Roosters will put 50 on these shitters next week
Nothing can stop the Basedbane BroncGODS cruising home to the premiership now
dragQUEERS and N exposed on the same night.
good feel
>>75243504
This. Bless the based BroncGODS
>>75243454
He is good in the 9s cause hes small agile and quick so he can break tackles when theres no players
basically hes ben barba again without the coke and delusions and fucking kasianos wife
Literally WHO can stop the BroncGODS?
Dragons just got exposed as fuck, and Melbourne are a joke.
dragons will refuel for next game and put out a premium performance, I guarantee it
>>75243537
>fucking kasianos wife
Did this happen? I don't keep up to date with all the gossip with the players.
just had a wank into my 3 year old bonds tshirt and im still wearing it so i can smell cum lads
based vonnie
Poonga is an elite advantage taker but useless if nobody is setting him up a hole to run through or he doesn't have an easy tackle to break
Nobody at Pooasslel can set up anything so he'll be shit there
>>75243566
it was kasianos ex or something, but yeah theyre not on good terms and barba decided to just move to another state then another country
>>75243594
I can only imagine Kasiano being with some kind of 200kg black chick
Dragons are honestly really lucky the Cowboys were gassed at the end there.
more posts than /rug/ and /afl/ combined lads
>>75243671
yeah, but can we beat our own number of posts from last night?
that thread ended with 781 replies.
we're over 100 away from that
>Shigeo Tokuda, 82 only became an adult entertainer when he was around the age of 70 and credits his amazing stamina to eating eggs every day, The Sun reports.
>The porn veteran made his adult film debut in 2004, starring in a series of movies called Elderly — before going on to feature in around 60 erotic movies every year.
>>75243507
I think I'm entitled to 1 bad decision. Besides, you still consider me elite. You wouldn't be talking about me if you didn't.
>>75243703
I'm learning jap so I can be an elderly japanese porn star
>1-3 start to the season
>1 bad decision
kek
>literally has never won the /nrl/ sc comp
kek
>>75243703
Fuck, there is hope lads
>>75243504
Elite prediction 2bh
>>75243715
gallen could still get like 180 or so tomorrow, he is playing the panthers.
i would also put on matagi who will surely score more than brailey
>>75243756
With Seggy out I see them both as 40ish players. But I'm hoping Brailey can bag a cheeky dummy half try of something.
>>75243737
Historically, I'm slow out of the blocks. I'm really not concerned.
And this is the year of the Purple V. Best get on the band wagon now.
Seggy fucked this girl I knows sister
She seems like a bit of a nutcase desu
Penrith "All Natty" Panthers
>>75243928
>lifting heels
>>75243928
>All those fit, handsome men showing off their good bodies
>Meanwhile Bryce “I literally cannot tackle” Fartshite standing their with his derpy face, shit tattoo and disgusting lanky anorexic ““““physique”””” just distracting everybody making people feel sick to their fucking stomachs
>>75243928
All those forgotten leg days.
im surprised noones written a tell all book about roids in union and league, i wonder how you go about doing it
just full on go the prescription from a US doctor and do a full cycle every off season?
>>75244144
Don't be a jealous cunt. Use that rage to start lifting and eating a proper diet.
>>75244203
you sad cunt if you think theyre natty you dont lift
>>75244213
I don't but I'm not jealous like you ya poofta
Get paid 6 figures to play a game, hmm I dunno if I can afford a personal trainer and I don't have much free time. Get a clue dickhead
>>75244247
you are heaps dumb mate
you could train and eat all the right ways and never maintain significant muscle mass with a low bodyfat over more than a few weeks without assistance
>>75244271
Based on what?
It's one picture maybe they took it during those few weeks?
>>75244247
fucking lmao
because a personal trainer is the key to gains
>>75244300
they maintain for 24+ weeks
then magically they have a "preaseason that went well" and come back with 10kg mass
the sharks themselves were on roids and you can look at them and they look worse than "obvious roiders"
>>75244329
>>75244335
You're so fucking sensitive, alright roid away if it means that much to you.
Honestly lads I'm not gay but I would love to be done by a bunch of roided up buff guys. Just be used as their sissy slut.
>>75244411
Buff guy with no roids there lads.
Somebody post Tamou's bacne
Yeah, there was a lot of posts today, but tomorrow I won't samefag it up for ~250 posts at the beginning and we'll see how you go.
KEK
Last post for walkGOD
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>75245270
Every post in this thread is me.
ENIGMA " Mea Culpa" (platinum version)
>>75245456
I literally schitzo post. One second I'm for the cowcucks one second I'm not. God it's fun.
dragQUEERS on gassed watch
Looks like this thread is gassed.
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR UNAUSTRALIAN FUCKING TERMS
YOU UTTER FAGGOTS
Just think, the kid who bullied you in school right now is fucking some 9/10 aussie slut and he's cumming deep inside her and has forgotten all about the deep emotional trauma he caused you because he is experiencing ecstasy as he makes her tighten around him again and again because he's more man than you.
>>75246845
I never got bullied in school
>>75246863
Sounds like you weren't the bully either cause he's fucking right now and you're shitposting.
>>75246881
I honour the LORD and do not have promiscuous pre-marital sex or commit the sin of lust.
He pretends to be religious so he doesn't kill himself because of his crippling virginity.
Although would that be a in with girls? Say I'm waiting for marriage and THATS WHY I'm a virgin still.
ahhh asking for a friend
>>75246845
The kids who bullied me were asians with small dicks and some of them are in prison and one did 12 years already and still isnt out of a cambodian prison
kek
>>75247097
Jeez when I went to school there was literally one abo cunt who I made fun of because he couldn't read proper rest was white and one italian chick that I had a crush on, those were really the days. Playing footy and when kisses were something to marvel at.
Just got out of a cambodian prison lads
>>75247858
S-21?
Sean is silky smooth
Haven't cum for 4 days lads.
My balls are all full and weird feeling.
>>75248184
If you're locked and loaded you're obligated to release in a human being
>>75248400
Point me at one lad. I'll do it, if not I'll remain so for as long as I can, girls like it when you cum early right?
Last for walkGOD and based Sean
>>75249178
based
Last for WalkGod
>>75249856
based