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>>75237296
First for Habs winning for Canada
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LEAFS
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>rags
>mild

just need >shorks to round out the meme night
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Ted from Akron is SEETHING
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Pittsburgh is just on a whole nother level offensively than any other team I've seen in these playoffs. Repeat looks likely.
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I think Pittsburgh has a chance at a repeat if they can manage to get past Washington.
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This is the face of Chicago's victory over Trashvile and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
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>>75237334
to be fair they have the easiest first round matchup by a long shot

even washington doesn't get a free ride
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Reminder that when the penguins play their best hockey there is not a single team in the league they can't beat, including the capitals
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>>75237346
>he thinks he can out-anime the Preds
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>>75237346
>chirape is reddit friendly
i'm shocked
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>>75237364
The only thing is that Letang is out, and he's absolutely crucial for moving the puck and plays like 25 minutes per night. He's a massive loss.
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>>75237346
This is pedophilia
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>>75237334
nah, poolumbus is just that shit
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>>75237379
>Thinking anime is reddit
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>>75237389
it's pedocago what do you expect?
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REEE THR BLUES ARE DUCKING TRASH HOW ARE THEY BEATING US I AM SO ANGRY
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Who do you think put the curse on Boudreau?
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Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild
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>>75237398
>>lgbt
>>r/anime
go back bud
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>>75237409
vengeful gypsy
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>>75237334
Pens have the best O in the league. The caps have the best D and aren't far behind offensively. Thats why its such a juicy matchup
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>>75237352
>laffs
>not a free ride
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>>75237409
getzlaf's hair
where does he go after getting fired?
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>>75237418
Bodyswapping is not lgbt, man who is from the city that lost to the Cubs.
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need a quick rundown on the laughing SO HARD meme. where did this clever bant originate?
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Mcjesus is cute
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does poolumbous have fans?
>>75237472
some norweigan
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>>75237463
what anime is that?
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>>75237472
long long time ago
like, 2014 off season
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>>75237460
A team that has been good for a bit but can't get their shit together.
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Is Montreal, dare I say, Canada's team?
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>>75237499
what commercial is this?
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>>75237329
>[tunak tunak echoes in the distance]
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>>75237497
canes?
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>>75237480
They are transitioning back to lelbron
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>>75237408
Because Dubnyk has a shit glove and Blues are great at one thing, stifling good offensive play.
And Allen playing well
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>>75237520
No, they have to be playoff tier before he gets there
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I PROMISE the jackets will win Sunday
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>>75237509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byZzSk7D6rs

national commercial of binland :----DDDDDD
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>>75237520
canes haven't been good for nearly a decade
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>>75237386
This. Letang missing is huge. He also has both GWG from their cup wins
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>>75237549
the series will be 2-2
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>the irrelevant third world shantytown of shitvakia
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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
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>>75237549
and if they don't?
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>>75237553
>confusing finland with sweden
I didn't know all americans were this dumb :^)
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>rags
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>>75237579
Thought you were banned?
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>>75237553
It's pretty great when Finlanders pretend they're not as cucked (if not worse!) than Sweden.
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hey
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>>75237499
Time to bring the cup home where it belongs
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>the state of hockey

Can we just blow this shit franchise up?
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The blues are boring as fuck. Hope the wild turn it around
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>>75237622
they must complete the cycle and move to texas. houston wild WHEN?
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>The Blue Jackets have lost the last 3 games to Pittsburgh by a combined score of 11-3

It's over. Our Centers fucking suck and our D is getting exhausted chasing these fucking manlets all over the ice. Thanks a fucking lot Gary, have a 108 pt season and get to play the best team in the league in the first fucking round. Our only hope is Fluery shitting the bed.
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>>75237630
always feel bad for anybody that has to play the bloos
it's like trap jersey
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>>75237606
Dunno why you'd think that.

>shitvakia
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>>75237639
houston lost their hockey team already
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>>75237630
maybe apehoop would be more exciting for you, you fat retard
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>>75237649
some anti slovak sperg like you kept getting banned earlier, that's why
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>>75237644
All 3 on Pittsburg ice. We ourscored them at home and won both games
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Why has the first round been so shitty and low-scoring?
Fuck this faggot shit.
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hopefully this kills the jackets cucks that have been hanging around here lately
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>>75237644
>Fluery
>>75237672
>Pittsburg

>Ohio intelligence
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>>75237680
Seriously. We need more goals
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>>75237672
One was an OT win the other was an early season meme game. I don't feel confident.
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>>75237680
>only goals are interesting
watch the highlights then add retard
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>>75237688
To be fair fleury is a little confusing
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>>75237697
mcdavids of truth
fuck all these autistic newcucks crying about goals, if you cant appreciate the game without muh goals then you should stop watching hockey and kill yourself
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>>75237671
Why would you think that there's only one person on /hoc/ who hates Slovakia? I'm a Debbies fan and had to deal with him in game threads. He was quickly approaching grease tier.

>shitvakia
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I've reallt enjoyed the matchups so far. Goalies have been fucking superb for the most part. Its exciting.
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>>75237619
>>75237499
>Thinking Canada deserves anything after they fucked over the Expos
The Cup stays in America until you get your shit together and steal the A's, Devil Rays or White Sox.
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>>75237738
who's gonna get blown out first?
my guess is leliot or talboot
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>go to coilers thread
>waah! waah! refpuck
>even the fans in the arena are shouting "FUCK YOU REFS" after they got a PP
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>>75237587
You can suck my 1inch dick
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>>75237751
Andersen
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>>75237756
You're just now realizing the Oilniggers are the worse fanbase in the NHL?

I thought chinks were supposed to be smart.
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>>75237738
Lundpads is giving it his all, he's outstanding
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Sorry about bumping the last thread.

But, Boston, they will win the cup.

Mcavoy going to be a household name.
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>>75237738
Fleury and Lund put on a goalie clinic tonight
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>>75237762
See
>>75237331
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>>75237786
Is he elite?
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>every playoff game so far has been decided by 1 goal except for the two times Columbus has been rekt (game 1 of >rags/hasb would have been 1 goal if not for the empty net, doesn't count)
>my fucking face when blowjob shitters tried to tell me they weren't regressing PDObabbies
This is what your team looks like when they aren't scoring on 15% of their shots and stopping 95% of the other team's shots
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I-I can't believe there is no publixposting this year
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>>75237813
Sure looks like it. Next Bill Kessel.
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>>75237866
>we actually meme'd Ted from Akron into existence

Good Job Pongbros
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>>75237876
Good. Wegmans is better anyway
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>>75237913
>pongs fans think they did a service
You guys are literally ruining /hoc/
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>>75237942
Yeah they actially wanna talk about hockey. Who the fuck here wants to talk avout hockeu lmao.
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>>75237866
Because they weren't after the natural regression of the 16 game win streak they went 10-4-2in march
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>>75237913

Not a pongs fan, just got tired of Columbusfags memeing about how it isn't a bad sign when Cam Atkinson is your best forward
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>>75237963
Reddit does for sure
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>>75237974
>best forward
Yeah, this season, last season it was saad and Jenner, this years it's foligno and Atkinson in 2014 it was just johansen
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Anyone who things columbus isn't good is fucking delusional. They're playing a very good team and coming up short. Great teams respond. At least wait til the series is over to make conclusions about them. They earned their stripes this year and I expect them to bounce back
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>>75238012
Jackets are being exposed as a meme team, they'll get swept by the Pongs
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>>75238012
>implying they won't just try to murder Fleury or Crosby like niggers
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>>75238041
But I thought they were exposed all season as a meme team? that's what /hoc/ was telling me
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>>75238056

The playoffs are the real season. Checkmate, Ted.
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>>75238056
/hoc/ is kneejerk the general. Last year everyone agreed the final was going to be San Jose-Tampa in a meme poll because the bolts went up 3-2. The pens were "finished."

Wouldnt surprise me one bit if columbus won this series
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>Tfw shitposting as a fan of every team all playoffs long

Love the playoffs, lads.
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>tfw no elite goal scorer
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>>75238118
Dubois is on his way. Don't worry.
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>>75238118
>>75238133
Abramov too also cam scored 35 that's elite if you ask me
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>>75238099
Kek the penguins are in Their heads. BJ's gooning isn't affecting them at all and bobrovsky is just destined to lose in the playoffs. I'd be surprised if it goes 6
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>>75238099
It would surprise me very much. Banks on them winning 4 of 6 games, they have to win consecutive games at some point, and it's one fucking hell of a task to do that against pittsburgh. Not at all saying they cant, but it would most certainly surprise me
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>>75238114
tfw respectful of every playoff team and never shitpost

feels good man
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>>75238114
I just shitpost against Ted from akron at this point.
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>>75238155
There's only 5 (max) games left so it's actually 4 of 5 they need to win
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>>75238114
this, it is a shitposting wonderland. first round is always the best time of the year
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>>75238155
Hey it's happened before they only need to win the 5th game on the road then they can win at home to take it
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>Ted is SEETHING

Am i doing this right penguins fans?
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>>75238175
this too

ted, on a scale of one to ten, how SEETHING are you right now?
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Would you date a girl that liked your team's rival?
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>>75238205
Yes. Be sure to make fun of how autistic he is too.
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>>75238207
I'm a bit upset but nothing that won't give me hope
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>>75237499
Leafs are Canada's team. For more reasons other than hockey.

>Tfw most fans in the world
>Tfw leafs history dates back to battle of vimmy Ridge
>Tfw canada adopted the maple leaf for the same reason
>Tfw when only croakers like the Habs
>Tfw canada hate you for more than being Habs fan
>Tfw in Montreal now
>Tfw locals unsure about series.
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>>75238208
Already do, my fiance is a blackhawks fan
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Who can stop >us?
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>>75238192
>they need to win 4 of 5 while by your own admission being inferior to the penguins

Kek, dont let the door hit you on the way out

>2 total goals against a backup

KEK
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>>75238230
>Blackhawks
We're gonna FRIENDSHIP the fuck out of you.
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>>75238192
Ya like I said its possible but it's basically the hardest road they've put themselves on
>>75238208
No
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>>75238247
nobody right now, st. poois has meme power on their side. specifically, the one-two combo of hot goaltending meme and pedosota sucking meme
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>MCLiterallystilljustasecondary
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Wild losing? More like Lucie Wilde desu. bbl
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Why did Torts try to take out Tommy Kuhnhackl of all people? Does he Haye Germans?
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I for one would welcome a bloos cup run
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>>75238279
*hate

Fucking hell
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Who can stop us?
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>>75238303
Replied to the wrong post too fampai. +1 for effort
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>>75238218
LITERALLY SEETHING
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>>75238307
Pittsburgh desu
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>>75238307
Chicago obviously
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>>75238307
How wet do you think Carrie Fisher got watching her husband last night? The way he was blocking shots, putting his body on the line and giving 110%?

Do you think she was even able to resist tackling him once he got home and fucking him right in the foyer last night?
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>>75238307
if they can beat shitcongo they are unironically going straight to the finals
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>>75238336
carrie fisher died a few months back anon
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This man walks into his net and blocks all of your shots

What the FUCK are you going to do about it?
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>>75238361
Shitpost autistically on /hoc/ with a trip
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Fucking shorks getting EXPOSED
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>>75238247
unironically Minnesota

they'll wake up sooner or later, they're outshooting dabloos
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>>75238385
Boo. We need reddimonton out ASAP
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>>75238385
After going 0-5 the leaf teams will go 5-0 in game 2s. Checkem for proof
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>>75238455

Witnessed
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Decided to check my Fitbit after watching the Habs game. I'll let you guys guess when OT started.
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>>75238510
The no pulse?
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Need some rope, Jackets are shitting the bed
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>>75238339
you know what reddit? fuck off. explain this shit to me. when has any team EVER gone to win the cup "ironically?"

explain this nigger, or fuck off with your unfunny cuck reddit meme RIGHT NOW
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>>75238455
Noo re fuck the Canadian teams
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>>75238455
Habs with that W and shitmonton up 1-0
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>>75238510
reddit as fuck dude
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>>75238510
Are you a habs fan?
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>>75238510
You forgot to mention how much alcohol you're drinking to cope, rebbit
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>>75238510
>was really jerking off
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>>75238549
Didn't think it was that reddit t b h. My b bud.
>>75238561
Yep born and raised in Montreal, going to college in the states though.
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>>75238247
predators
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>>75238532
carolina did it despite themselves. I R O N Y
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>>75238592
I see, nice win 2night senpai
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>>75238618
Fucking rights. Nice to see Byron get his first playoff goal and Radulov win it in OT.
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>>75238510
>he pays $500 for a heart rate monitor even though there are apps for heart rate monitoring
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>>75238605
2nded
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>>75238698
Very unreliable!
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>>75238698
Got it for Christmas my dude. Besides it helps with calorie counting. Bite me.
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Do you guys have a nickname?

People I know call me "Big Sexy"
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EDMEMTON SEETHING
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>>75238455
Impressive
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>>75238592
Slit you're throat neck Montreal faggot
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https://www.nhl.com/bluejackets/video/post-game-john-tortorella/t-277437100/c-51445703

>dat potty mouth

errbody seething in 'Lumbus tonight. you aint foolin me Torts. Nuh-uh, not dis nigga.
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>>75238751
cuckold redditfag
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>>75238751
If it's a gift, sure.

It's a meme product like iWatches and shit like that.

MyFitnessPal is better than that calorie counter anyways.
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NOW ALL YOU KIDS OUT THERE YA GOTTA KEEP THE FUGEES OUTTA ONTARIAH
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>>75238370
only 2 more games then I'm coming to your thread
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>>75238784
>posted a """personal""" ad

what the fuck is wrong with you dude
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>>75238605
>>75238724
>Finnish goaltending
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>>75238822
I'm horny
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If >shorks come back I'll post my boipucci
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>>75238830
Will get them to the wcf then they lose desu
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>>75238840
did you post in the tranny section? what is that thing
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>>75238830
Is elite
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>>75238870
Yes but no, I posted in m4w
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>>75238840
Why dont you just watch porn like a normal person
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>>75237622
>zero cups since 1967
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Who is the Mark Vermeulen of /hoc/?
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>>75238915
Gaudreau
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First round has been gay and low scoring
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>>75238948
>protection
pussy ass bitch
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>paying for sex
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>>75238992
>having sex with someone other than yourself
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>>75237329
TUNAK TUNAK
TUN
TUNAK TUNAK
TUN
TUNAK TUNAK
TUN
DA DA DA
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>>75238992
>not paying to have a your boner get fucked like in porn
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>>75239006
I thought you were cool Ted
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>>75239078
This looks delicious
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>>75238361
*literally blocks your path*
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Experience Canadiens Hockey
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How the hell does San Jose actually get outshot when they have a powerplay?
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>>75237296
When the Sharks and Habs inevitably meet in the finals, who will win?
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>sharts
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Shaping up to be a Crosby vs. McDavid finals, lads
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>>75239103
why do players do this?
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Do the Sharks know what a powerplay is?
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klefbom OUT

oilers OUT
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>>75239265
>hiimdaisy reaction image
return to reddit cuck
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>>75239264
They get asked to
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Damn Edmonton absolutely dominating tonight
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I'd be sooooooo fucking butthurt if we actually got eliminated first round.
Fuck.
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>>75239285
>Sharks
>Cup Contender

Pick one
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>>75239317
team needs to rebuild from the top down
management needs to go and stop being okay with mediocrity
get some real goal scorers and a captain that steps up in crunch time
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>>75239348
Fuck off
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>>75239348
fuck off
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>>75239348
Kys
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>>75239361
>>75239372
>>75239378
wew not an argument lads
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>>75239385
reddit
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>>75239348
this. their core has had lots of cracks at the playoffs, fallen short every time. parise and suter are just not inspiring leadership. also their center depth sucks major ass and they have no real weapons on the blue line
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The shorks lost tonight by giving up 2 shorties and not scoring a single goal. Pretty pathetic teebeeh
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>go to store to buy bread
>see two qt Asian clerks look at me and talk in Chinese "Ching chong bing bong Friday night hahahaha"
What did they mean by this?
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Why are west refs so soft? Refs aren't calling shit in PIT CBJ but I've seen like 20 power plays in this Sharts series.

Also

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
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>>75239460
why am i laughing so hard at this fuck you man
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Minnesota is better than St Louis
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>>75239464
California rulebook
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>>75239460
I know it's a sad thought but they probably weren't talking about you.
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>>75239483
they are but they can't beat the patented yeortle
preds will shred them though
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>>75239483
Up 2 - 0
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>rags
>blowjobs
>shorks

SO HARD
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>>75239484
Wish that applied to >us
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>>75239483
nah you're equally irrelevant

only reason you don't both go out first round is because you're playing each other
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>>75239539
It does but the >flim flams cried to the league this year. Also, you guys play on the line every night
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>>75239460
"I like to eat dog"
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Feels good being the 2nd Canadian team to win a playoff game.
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>not pulling your goalie on the pk down 2 in the ploffs

Fucking choking shorks always with that loser mentality
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Who can stop us Thunderbirds?
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>>75239538
>mild down 2-0
>leaves them off the list
lel, Mild fan detected.
Trying to distract people from his team's shame.

Rags and Shorks are fine their series. The Mild? they'll be lucky to win a game.
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>confetti for winning a game in the first round

I'M FUCKING DONE
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>>75239566
>most penalized team
>literally refpucked out last year
Nah m8 fuck off.
>>
>confetti falling for winning one game in the playoffs
absolutely WEW edmonton
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>>75239603
Left mild off on purpose because nothing is funny about that boring ass series
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What did San Jose mean by this?
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>>75239603
Insane to think st louis stands any chance of getting a sweep
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>>75239617
bullshit, watching that team crash and burn is funny as fuck
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>>75239484
I listened to Oilers radio today and they complained about officiating so much.

It explained a lot. Now I know why Edmonton posters always pretend they aren't an undisciplined GOON team.
>hey its just good physical play...after the whistle and with high sticks. Whats the problem! OMG REFPUCK
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>>75239608
>>75239615
Holy shit that is embarrassing
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>>75239623
Thornton is apparently their whole pp.
>>
>shorts
so it begins
>>
edmonton didn't look too impressive

not sure how they'll survive this series once it goes back to san hose
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>>75239608
>>75239615
Laughing SO HARD at jealous leafs. McJesus is bringing the Stan Lee home to us and there is NOTHING you can do.
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>>75239615
Rub it in why dontcha.

>yay Letestu tho
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>>75239623
>36-16
WEWEST OF LADS
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B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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man, San Jose need to get more aggressive and be less afraid of penalties. Just felt like they were constantly getting beaten up.
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Fucking hell. What a shitty effort all around. Two short handed goals? Fucking hell.
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>mfw Oilers are back
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>>75239652
Ducks are gonna destroy either team desu
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>>75239634
The high sticks were legit.

But the first three calls were all bs. This is playoff hockey. Refs need to stop calling penalties on nothing plays just because a player falls down.
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>>75239634
Officiating has been all around shit this year though, anon.
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>>75239623
Looks like they were happy splitting and didn't want to expend too much old man energy.
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>>75239652
Fuck off kippers

They dominated the game at even, pp, and sh. Sharks are shit.
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Laughing SO HARD at faggots that do this stupid fucking meme, slit you're throat necks
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>>75239617
>Jake Allen shocking the world as the best playoff Goaltender so far after being considered one of the worst.
>not interesting.

>>75239625
I see no reason to believe Minnesota is going to go on the road and win. They can prove me wrong, but I doubt they will.
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>>75239615
They did this back in 2006 as well....
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>>75239645
>>75239615
>>75239608
>being this new

They did this the last few playoffs too. Also first playoff win in 11 years deserves some celebration, retard.
>>
for me, it's akron
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>mad at memes

Laughing SO HARD at reddit
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>>75239665
they were getting bullied and just took it
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>>75239694
>Sharks are shit.
they're okay
if they were playing nashville, minnesota or st louis they'd go to the second round for sure
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>16 game point streak for McDavid
Absolutely based. /hoc/ unequivocally BTFO.
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>>75239714
>Also first playoff win in 11 years deserves some celebration, retard.
it's the FIRST ROUND no it doesn't. fuck off you spastic.
>>
Feels good lads
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>>75238118
I was literally saying this all year, Columbus doesn't have any elite forwards, yet your moronic bandwagon fans would always insist otherwise

Retarded flyover fucks
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>>75239613
>>75239615
>their shitty arena can't even afford raining down pieces of paper
loving evert lel
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>>75239652
Ummmmm no sweetie
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>>75239740
Stay mad, fuckfag.
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LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>SHORKS
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>be on pp for half the game
>Get shutout on shorthanded goals
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Great, here come the edmonton fans
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>Shorks
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APOLOGIZE
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the are the dumbass coilers gonna have confetti every single ploff game?

what a buncha fucking retards

good thing the series will end in 5 lol
>>
>0-7 on the pp
>chorts
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>>75239720
That's all I could see. Every time they'd get a penalty it was on accident and never strategic or meant to wear the Oilers down. Were they not playing to win tonight? Was something up?

I suppose they weren't terribly aggressive on their last game either.
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Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild
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>>75239623
>those shots on net

Wow did San Jose ever get spanked.
>>
who /chuckling at 0hio/ here?
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Hey guys, you haven't forgotten about me yet right
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Its such garbage that the blues might advance
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>>75239772
>Seething so hard he can't even type properly
K E K
>>
I dunno why Ooilers think they have this series already. It's 1-1. It's ended up with what the shorks wanted.

Game three is going to determine who wins
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>>75239777
Fapping SO HARD to those trips
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>>75239772
Ummmmm no sweetie
>>
hopefully oscar klefbom is going to be ok
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>>75239786
Eh. Even if they do they'll get fucking destroyed next round
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>>75239784
>against the meme jackets

let me know when he does something impressive lmao
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>>75239772
umm, no sweetie
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>>75239763
At least Edmonton fans are legit hockey fans and have the best knowledge on the sport compared to any other fanbase(except maybe the Habs).
>>
>pedosota
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>>75239694
its just one game.
I wouldn't get too excited yet.

Expect San Jose to call up some goons to rough up Kassian/Lucic and all of the sudden Edmonton loses its "spark"

I would say something about Joe Thornton, but who knows if he will be able to play any real minutes in this series. Edmonton might get lucky to dodge him.

And no, Im not a shorks fan. Just giving you a reality check.
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>>75239784
he deserves the hart and art ross trophies teebeeeheeee
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>>75239772
>mad because we rape his team every night and took his GM's nephew and Lucic
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>>75239798
Yeah, what was going on there? I must have missed the part where he got injured but he looked rough.
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>>75239740
Yes it does. You don't know how it feels, you haven't even been watching hockey for 11 years, let alone your favourite team for 24 years missing the playoffs for a decade.
>>
>>75239784
who?
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>>75239784
>going without a point

spot picker
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>>75239795
Thank you for checking

Now check these cancucks will relocate to Moose Factory
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>woo look we have confetti!
Holy lel you can't make this shit up, talk about embarrassment
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>>75239784
Who?
>>
>>75239784
Best player this year honestly. Carried his injure team to the ploffs while grooming his hobbit wingers. Hope he repeats desu
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>>75239825
>edmongolian standards
bet confetti rains down when you catch the bus on time, fag
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>>75239824
he blocked a shot with the back of his calf or foot, didnt look pretty
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this is kippers btw

ill let you speculate on the gender
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>>75239840
This, its cringey
>>
>/hoc/ triggered by fucking confetti
Jesus...
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>>75239845
Sid 'The Butcher' Crosby is washed up
>>
>>75239810
>best knowledge of the sport
>are clueless about the rulebook.
>European bandwagoner
opinion discarded
>>
>>75239848
>Bus

We aren't socialists :^]
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>>75239848
>buses running on time
what do you think this is? fascist italy?
>>
>>75239857
honestly is funny as fuck senpai
>>
>>75239845
Tbqhwyfam when Malkin was healthy he was better than everyone. Horrible shame he got hurt
>>
>>75239855
Is this the weapon to surpass metal gear in disguise?
>>
>>75239848
>>75239876
to be fair that would be nice, buses are never on time and never show up half the time in Edmonton
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>>75239860
More like laughing our asses off
>hey you did that one thing expected of more than half the league
>here's your participation award
Hilarious
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>>75239860
>coilers fans unironically don't get why they're being ridiculed for confetti'ing a 1st round win

not even that other guy but he's right, it's pathetic
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OUR YEAR
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>>75239848
It does for me since it's never on time or just doesn't show up.
>edmonton transit system
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>>75239890
dude the buses are usually so late they're early, its beyond a meme at this point.
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>>75239903
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>>75239894
not a coilets fan but that was the first ploff win in a decade, they thought it was warranted
Still some faggot shit though
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>>75239825
hahaha, so your team is shit?

no surprise LOL!

that was epic cringe, the confetti
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>>75239894
It's confetti calm down you spergs. Does it trigger you that much they are celebrating finally making playoffs after a whole decade?
>>
ASSBLASTED BY CONFETTI

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA


YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP FOLK

ITS JUST FUCKING CONFETTI
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>>75239903
>getting dominated in every category except goals
>against the whyld
You'll probably choke desu. That or just get shredded by the predds
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>>75239881
Malkin is the same story every year.
Best Talent until you put a few checks on them.

Then he turns into the invisible man and becomes mostly irrelevant. Its my one big knock on Malkin. Its really held him out of the conversation for "all time great" he's just too soft; despite his size
>>
Please tell me the Leafs will win tomorrow
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>>75239871
hmmmmmm.......nah
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>>75239903
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
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But seriously why do you have confetti
Confetti is supposed to be saved for very special occasions, final celebrations
Save it for when you win a series at least
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>>75239924
i know, its hilarious
>>75239936
i dont wanna talk about it
>>
>>75239784
Crosby literally saved like 3 goals in game one first period with elite backchecking. That stuff doesn't show up on stat sheets, but hockey minds take note.
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Are The Oilers /hoc/'s Team?
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Is Edmonton having the parade tomorrow??
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>oilers dominate the shorks
>C-CONFETTI LMAO

36-16, faggots.
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>>75239945
Go away pierre
>>
/CONFETTI/

/THE THREAD/
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>>75239948
reddits desu
They love the underdog story.
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>>75239961
It's 1-1 though?
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>>75239941
they actually had confetti for the puck drop during the 1st game

and again confetti for face off win

then again when they had a goal

but of course they had to clean up the confetti spaghetti after it was called a no goal cuz coilers are fucking cheaters
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>>75239924
this would be ridiculed in every sport on earth.

confetti for a single win in a first round series. wew
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sometimes when i take a shit confetti rains down desu
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>>75239968
laffs are the underdog reddit team but they were already reddit
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>>75239933
>mostly irrelevant

Carried his team to a cup

Kys you filthy flyer faggot

>No cups 40+ years

LMFAOOOO

SO FUCKING PATHETIC
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>>75239961
Yeah and 44-19 in game 1 on home ice. Its one game, chill.
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>>75239963
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>>75239936
>tfw I still live in a PC+Conservative riding
>stereotyped as yokel folk but our average income in the community is >$250,000/yr
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Is it raining in here?
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>Burns literally crying during this interview
>"Do you guys have to up your physical game at this point?"
>"N-no..."
Lmao. Oilers are gonna run these dusty old fucks into the ice.
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>>75240009
Delete this
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>>75239952
awful fanbase, they are so delusional they think they're winning the cup as of tonight

i already have gotten texts from excited coilers dumbfucks thinking they got it in the bag. if you think they're bad on /hoc/ you have no idea how bad they are in real life
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>>75240009
based norway
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>>75240009
REEEE POSTING ISN'T WORTH CONFETTI
>>
Goddamnit how do I block these dumb fucking ads on mobile.
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>>75239934
amerimilkbro?
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>>75239985
>>75239985
Crysby and Kessel carry that team.

Malkin isn't really that important except to serve as a fill in when Crosby is injured.

Malkin is mostly a regular season player, because he is fine when the game isn't too physical. Then fades in the post season more often than not. Gets cups off of other guy's coattails. He never elevates his game.
>>
Tbh nba teams sometimes shoot confetti after every playoff game win. Its not rhat weird, but it IS usually teams who you wouldn't consider a title favorite or an every year post season team
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>>75240016
Like I can't imagine throwing confetti just because you won a game. I'd be ashamed of having such a garbage franchise that they celebrate something so small
>>
>>75239922
Is kippers a cum whore?
>>
Just realized that /sp/ is probably the most enclaved board in all of 4chan. I won't even post in the same thread as 90% of the people who browse here.
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>>75240009
WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT DONT POST THIS

YOU CANT JUST WASTE CONFETTI LIKE THAT ITS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY LIKE OIL AND COPPER
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>>75239927
Dude. You're seriously a fucking faggot
>>
bruins t bh f am
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>>75240052
Not an argument desu
>>
if edmonton wins the next three straight, they win their series in edmonton

i hope they have fireworks
>>
>>75240030
Did you just start watching hockey recentlt? Malkins 2009 conn smythe winning playoff performance was the best any single player has had in decades and ranks as one of the best
>>
>>75240054
They'll win today
>>
i'm gonna take a piss, someone throw confetti at me LOL!
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>>75240032
they are already so pumped up about this ONE (1) win it's fucking hilarious
>>
>mad at confetti
>>
>>75240081
>Being this mad
>At confetti
LOL!
>>
>>75240081
make sure to wipe the cum off of your vagina
>>
>mfw reading this thread

LA does the BS confetti it is retarded
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>mad at confetti
>mfw I can't see the haters
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>>75240038
/hoc/is the last bastion of true /sp/
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>>75240063
>>75240081
what a contrast in cantpucks tripcunt posts

one has accepted the cantpucks are shit which lets him cheer for their divisional rivals

the other's delusion is too unmatched for that to be the case
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>>75240063
>confetti for wins
>fireworks for series wins
>??? for winning the cup
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>>75240081
>wasting confetti
>the year 2017 - 2015 of mcjesus
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>dominate the entire game
>/hoc/ won't stop shitposting about colored flecks of paper
Literally LMAOing while basking in the win, lads.
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>>75240076
>more often than not
he did it once, ok.

What about all the times he faded away? Exactly.


And quite frankly, he's never been the defend that Crosby is. Never in his career has had that part of the game equal to Crosby.

>are you new to hockey?
ask yourself. You are so desperate to be different you are just embarrassing yourself.

Its not an accident that everyone thinks Crosby is better, its because he really is the more complete component to the team.
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>>75240114
city-wide orgy most likely

with confetti
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>>75240062
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>>75240114
A literal nuke
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>>75240091
>>75240093
no need to throw a conFITti over something so trivial, ya fucking retards!

hahahaha!
>>
>>75240114
messier and gretzky fuck in the playoff circle
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12750447
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>>75240114
>a suicide bombing
>>
>>75240127
the confetti meme transcends the oilers dominating a pack of literally whos

C O N F E T T I
O
N
F
E
T
T
I
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>>75240134
>>75240144
Why isn't this a thing?

They should nuke DEADmonton.
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>>75240127
>mad
>at confetti
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>>75240114
>??? for winning the cup
>Dig up Ralph Klein's body
>Ralph Bucks rain from the sky
>>
>>75240114
they shove dynamite up bettmans asshole and set it off
>>
>>75240157
Ralphie was a Calgary fan, unfortunately.
>>
>confetti for one win
you gotta be memeing me
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>>75240157
beautiful
>>
>>75240172
I'm glad he's dead.
>>
for me. it's silly string
>>
>>75240129
Wtf is this guy on about
>>
>yfw the >shorks save their confetti for winning the cup
>yfw they've never had to buy any
>>
>>75239763
hi
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>>75240177
well what do you expect them to rain down from the ceiling?

sandwiches?
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>oilers win
>/hoc/ descends into complete anarchy
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>>75239936
nigger wtf is a progressive conservative
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>hoc
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>>75240205
Wouldn't be too bad desu
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>>75240203
hi
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>>75240205
That's not bad, actually.

Why don't they do this?

FUND IT!
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>>75240205
>local whl team used to throw tacos after goals

Never eat a taco you've caught
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>>75240210
a liberal that wants bible votes
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>>75240210
A conservative who is progressive
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>>75240181
You're alright, Norge.
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>>75240205
i'd be okay with that too
>you team wins
>eat a nice italian BMT to keep drinking at the bar
can't go wrong desu, shits all over publix too
>>
The west is a gigantic fucking meme this year again. Even moreso than last year. If the caps can just get by the penises then the cup is basically theirs holy shit
>>
>>75240209
Saved. Didn't have this smug Pulju for my collection.
>>
>>75240210
conservatism minus the more batshit insane social conservatives. are alright with some progressive things but the financing of them is always the paramount concern.
>>
>>75240242
caps wont make it past round two screen cap this
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>>75240217
>>75240222
okay but we have to make sure they're saran-wrapped, if we use those plastic sandwich holders someone could get hurt

>>75240227
we can't all afford to be so picky mr. lah-dee-dah
>>
Darren Dreger@DarrenDreger

>Kassian's teammates thrilled for him. McDavid says he looks up to him primarily because of how he's turned his life around.
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Which sandwich should be confettied after a team's win?
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>>75240268
>turned his life around
And to think all he had to do was leave Vancouver
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>>75240268
post >yfw the oilers celebrate this by taking out kassian for drinks
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>>75240240
but what if you catch something crappy like tuna salad

tuna and beer don't mix all that well
>>
>>75240278
you mean Montreal?
>>
>>75240242
Very easy to say, not so easy to do. If pongers had letang I'd already be saying just give them the cup already.
We might be able to do it this year. But i was NOT impressed with that first game. Very worrying
>>
>>75240274

For me, it's the BLT.
>>
What if the jackets have confetti too?
>>
>>75240209
>mad
>at confetti

this playoff season is looking top-notch. can't wait for more confettiposting
>>
>>75240274
chorizo con huevo por favor
>>
I think every team should have confetti
>>
>>75240274
pastrami is truly the patrician sandwich
>>
>>75240278
Too bad he didn't work out in Montreal, should have never gotten rid of my boy Prust
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>>75240274
>>
>>75240316
>confettiposting
>ted from akron posting
>SEETHING
two days in and it's been bretty gud
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I haven't been on /hoc/ in a while, all i remember is that dog and publix
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>>75240315
Torts would probably get mad
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>>75240242
>crapitals
>beating the pens in a series
>beating anyone in round 2
>doing both at the same time

must be nice to have such a vivid imagination
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>>75240285
in a perfect world, the type of sandwich dropped would reflect the type of victory by the team
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>>75240210
neoconservative cucks
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>>75240315
it'll stay in the roof until they tear the arena down

>>75240351
we have confetti now
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>>75239678

?
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>>75240351
Publix is gone because the lightning missed the playoffs
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>>75240316
this might be our most memeist of playoffs, lads
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>>75240369
Publix is always here.
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>>75240348
Is that a real monkey?
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>>75240348
Is that a real monkey? Why would it make a face like that?
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>>75240359
- close win sandwich = ?
- BTFO sandwich = ?
- boring game sandwich = ?
- playoff triple OT sandwich = ?
- stanley cup win sandwich = ?
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>Stanley cup finals
>eastern conference finals game 7
>miss playoffs
J U S T
U
S
T
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>>75240369
nashville is also publix territory
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I didn't even notice confetti.
Christ, you people are autists
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>>75240369
Honestly publix subs are really good. I was converted last year. Never going ro subway again
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>>75240389
i imagine the blowout win (like tonight) sandwich would be fully loaded with bacon and high quality italian meat and fancy mayo and three kinds of cheese
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>>75237769
>Americans knowing dick all about hockey

Color me shocked

>>75238417
Bite me you Californian kike
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FUCKING CONFETTI FOR A PLAYOFF WIN IN ROUND 1
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>>75240389
close win = cold cut combo
BTFO = meatball marina
boring game = ham
playoff triple OT = spicy italian
stanley cup = pulled pork
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>>75240408
how

my first thought was "oh man are those people going to be okay" there was so much of it
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>>75240431
>mfw literally no other team has had confetti in these playoffs
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>>75238455
I'll remember this tomorrow. Won't be so easy for the laffs and flim flams. So far so good
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>>75240143
did anyone else try to vote for all of them at the same time?
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>>75240451
the leafs should have some ready for tomorrow night after this imo
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>streamers incorporated is absolutely SEETHING right now
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has there ever been so much confetti, that people drowned?
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>>75240214
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>>75240414
>>75240434
fuck i'm so hungry rn
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>>75240463
We beat the rags tonight that doesn't mean we have fucking confetti

truly pathetic display by the coilers
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>>75240467
There will be
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>>75240469
I just had a chili dog even though its 2 am
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This may have been posted already, but just in case it hasn't:

>rags
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>>75240478
do you people still engage in traditional car torching ceremonies?
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>>75240486
oh man that sounds good

with mustard and onions?
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>>75240493
Ya, fucking delicious
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>>75240478
You don't need confetti in an arena full of quebecers

The dandruff takes care of that
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>>75240469
Just made a wrap better than any of the garbage from a sandwich shop.
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>>75240492
rich that you pathetic coilers think you can chirp anyone, maybe try winning a series first instead of confetti'ing over one win baka
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>mad
>at confetti
SMELL >OUR NUTS, FAGS.
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>>75240506
>seething
>at shards of shiny fluttering paper
imagine
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>>75240222
Too much paperwork for food license
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are you too dim-witted to comprehend the strategy behind getting the crowd HYPE AS FUCK and celebrating wildly before your opponent returns to their dingy arena half-filled with slobs that swear at them in spanish?

it's called psychology
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>>75240519
>win 1 playoff game in a decade
>drops confetti
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>>75240525
I bet a lot of these Canadian guys playing on American teams are hearing these crowds and regretting playing in American markets
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ITT: countless people SEETHING at not having confetti in their arenas
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>>75240525
>this crowd is too loud
>my everything hurts
>i wish I was on the links golfing
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>>75240511
>mad
>at profuse celebration over 1 (one) round 1 (one) win
>HURR DURR LOOK HOW JEALOUS EVERYONE IS OF OUR SUPER NEATO PROPELLER HATS!
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>>75240531
>*tips confetti*
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>>75240536
meh, bet the tax differences make up for it
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>>75240531
You make a good argument for confetti-dropping, sweetie
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Just going to leave this here
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>>75240543
calm down honeybuns there's no reason to get that worked up over it
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Maybe, just maybe they're celebrating the first playoff win in a NEW stadium? Come on you fags
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reminder that confetti only allowed if it's a conference final win or Cup win
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>>75240563
presidents trophy banner-tier
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>>75240561
NO U

But seriously I wouldn't really mind the soilers winning the cup. Anyone but the cunt ass piece of shit pens honestly.
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>>75240561
you seem upset
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>>75240580
Whats wrong with presidents trophy banners?
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>>75240592
>>75240592
>>75240592

new
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Life events that warrant a confetti shower:

Changing your own tire
Opening the door for a disabled person
Turning 37
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>>75240538
>selling water
>with kiwi and strawberry on the front

it's not even flavoured water
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>>75240624

Waking up.
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>>75240624
winking at the cute girl working at the asia grocery store
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>>75239814
>bring in Haley
>gets ass kicked again
>Oilers score on his instigator
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>>75239894
>triggered by paper

grow some balls
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>>75239941
>saving pieces of paper for very special occasions

you poor bastard
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