/hoc/

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S E E T H I N G

laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota mild

where's the confetti?

i was promised confetti

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I'm going to post this every day until you love it

>>75240617
gonna have to shop it onto oilers memes for maximum bants

I like confetti

>>75240617
they're gonna drop it every game until they lift it

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>>75240611
Go Oilers

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Kassian ran roughshod over the shorks tonight.

>>75240606
Good banter

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pedosota ran roughshod over themselves tonight

>>75240606
>he follows that twitter account

>>75240651
Please stop

When did twitter cuck the fuck out of their font?

>>75240670

It looks so retarded now.

>>75240650
Perfect

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>>75240606
i wonder if working for the dispatch is ted's day job

>>75240650
Gj rawn

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>>75240662
Laughing SO HARD at people who doubt the Minnesota Wild

>>75240634
that looks like a benis

>>75240670
it's based on your browser settings

>>75240692
Who doubt their ability to choke?

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>>75240707
[WADDLING INTENSIFIES]
[HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES]
[FACE REDENING INTENSIFIES]
[CHOKING INTENSIFIES]

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>>75240696
umm, no sweetie

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>>75240692
>bruce boudreau in playoffs

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>>75240626
could you put confetti on this please

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Who wants a slice of confetti cake?

>>75240761
this is what rains down on players birthdays

sandwiches for all the other games

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>>75240735

>>75240761
DE:LTTE

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>>75240761

gibbe pls

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I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

>>75240789
relax fag

teeheehee i shitpostd a thread guys

>>75240592
I took your moms out for a nice spaghetti dinner so I missed the games live

MCJESUS IS GOING TO WIN THE CUP

>>75240789
it would be worth seeing the leafs leave the first rounds just so we can have another pittsburgh-washington series and scream at the tv THIS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE

someone might get high and call 911 thinking they died and went back in time or something

>>75240746
Hes right where he belongs tbf. Minnesota is notorious for choking in playoffs just as much as he is.

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>>75240789

go eat a dick fagboy

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>>75240810
McTetrassist is a placeholder for the real talent

Bob needs to step it up. He is a vezina candidate after all

>>75240637
dropping a couple of 8-balls before the game will enable that

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>oilels
>shorks
No matter who loses, >we win.

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>>75240934
*blocks your path

confetti is not a meme btw

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>>75240789
lmaoing @ ur life

>>75240953
This

>>75240948
*Gets fucking rekt

>>75240842
>>75240959
Pittsburgh is a really nice city desu
but you guys can still eat shit

>>75240948
POOPOOPEEPEEJARVI

>>75240948

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>>75240948
throw slice on ground

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>>75240948

NHL Finn coming through

>>75240953
but it's on your flag

L..

>>75240650
It's b-beautiful..

>>75240650
mad at cheetos.png

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>>75240948
>Throws bonaqua in your face
>nuthin personell kid

>>75241001
Philly is nice too

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>>75241154
No, it isnt

>>75241154
I appreciate the courtesy, but Philly's a giant shithole for the most part
But at least it's in accordance with our sports with our sports scene.

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>>75241192

>this was probably a nice, or at least livable, area before niggers invaded

Redditmonton pantsoilers

>>75241235
Cant disagree but philly may as well be detroit

>>75241242
>SOME
>FUCKING
>CONFETTI

>>75241235
>muh systemic racism
>tfw black people will never be held accountable for their cultural flaws because of guilty white liberals
>tfw you can't talk about it with BLM-loving friends without being told to go back to watching fox news

I'll go back to /pol/ now.

>>75241235
If you retards didn't bring them over as slaves you wouldn't have to deal with them until you turn into libcucks

>>75241235
>>75241268
>getting this triggered by a picture of philly slums
wew

>>75241274
More like if we had just kept them slaves instead of trying to make animals into people.

>>75241274
At least they tried sending them back with Liberia

why didn't they all leave lads

Chances of a home team winning a series after going down 0-2 are 18%

Can the wild do it?

Why are Canadians such shitty posters?

>>75241282
It's worth the triggering imo

>best young talent since Gretzky
>/hoc/ calls him "McMeme"

Is it because he's literally a leaf on a leaf team?

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>>75241296
They win the next 3 then lose games 6 and 7 as is bruce tradition

>>75241309
I call him McSecondary, personally

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>tfw realized /hoc/ is a mental construction of my schizo because i like memes and it's my brains way of comforting me

>>75241309
I hope he get's Kessel'd honestly.

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>>75241309
>25th in goals
>best young talent

>>75241309
Because he is being shilled so hard. He is a great player yeah but until he actually develops a shot or stops being le speedy man who cares? Deadmonton needed a decade of top draft picks to not suck asscunt. Now they are shoving it in everyone's faces.
Must be because their economy is assfucked so none of them have jobs.

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>>75241274

Thank you greatest ally

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>>75241403
I'm not shoving it in people's faces. Others are newfans and false flaggers.
I was praying just for a first round sweep loss for the last many years
I'm happy just to get a win.

>>75241403
Just thank Christ that McDavid didn't end up with Toronto

>>75241602
don't mind the haters senpaitachi, success LITERALLY breeds hatred and jealousy. I would know as a blackhawks fan. Enjoy it, after so many rough seasons it's well deserved.

>>75241627
>first time Coilers got two SHG in one playoff game since the year I was born.

>>75241627
Successful team, you're hated.

Unsuccessful team, you're laughed at.

You can't win so just roll with it.

Any Wild fans gonna be at the game on sunday? Me and a buddy are driving up from Austin saturday night to represent. Sec 126

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BwnU_Q5FYQ

What do you think about this? Our media is going apeshit
u16 belorussian and slovakian squad clash at the end of the match

>>75242110
Old time hockey. Love it.

>>75242091
first they laugh at you
then they mock you
then they fight you
then you win

then you drop confetti from the ceiling

>>75241309
It's McGaykid

Ps. Can someone explain confetti mene for me?

>>75242105
>Minnesota Wild

More like the "Pedosota Mild", amirite lads??

("Mild" because they are a notoriously ineffective playoff team, and "Pedosota because...well I'm not actually sure how that meme started).

This is a good post from me.

>>75242169
Quality post my friend. Slam that upvote button.

>>75242110
Classic hockey.

>>75242158
edmonton dumped confetti from the ceiling after they won tonight

some think it's a little excessive for a single playoff win

>>75242181
Thank you for your support, my Mongolian-descended friend.

Admit it /hoc/, you'd blow a load of confetti too if you were holding back 11 years.

>>75242213
It happens every home playoff win.
You know this, yet keep continuing to shitpost. Go to bed.

>>75242248
I did. I didn't even notice the confetti on the TV.
I saw it, but didn't notice. >we did that last time >we made the playoffs, so maybe it just didn't register

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>>75242248
Literally me rite then

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>>75241309
>Mr Noise

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Reminder

>>75242110
>they beat up the referee too
lol

Hey guys, wassup with all the confetti? Redpill me pls

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>mild is gonna win the cup they said

Is Bobrovski a fraud? Even Holtby wasnt this bad against the Pongs last season.

Bob is Fluery-tier goalie.

>>75242869
>absolutely no defence
>2 on 1 every 2 minutes

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Got bored so I made this.

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>>75242961
Literally the Penguins entire defence when Fluery was bonafied starter.

Bob is a fraud. His playoff career numbers are jokes

>>75242110
i think the white/red goalie did a really bad job covering the blue goalie

blue's pounding dudes with his equipment while red casually floats around like 25 feet away

>tfw Sharks NEVER EVER

>>75240948
Nice

>>75242110
Lel wish this could happen in the NHL

>>75243024
Considering bob over holtbeast for vezina like many ''experts'' did is actually a scam. He's the biggest joke in the NHL since forever.

>>75242961
>one goal because he fucked up playing the puck
>one goal shot from near blue line on a 2 on 1
>one goal wrist shotted from the sideboards

Hes a shit. None of those 3 were defence fault.

>>75243140
>is actually a scam
>most saves
>best save %
>best GAA
He will win Vezina.

>>75243233
>exposed as Scam in the ploffs


He will win vezina. Just never a stan lee

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meanwhile the swedish ultras at the sweden-latvia friendly

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>>75243254
what's wrong with your doggo?

>>75243319
is that kid's soul escaping his body?

rags

any place where I can bet on certain players scoring over X goals next season?

>>75243319
SWEDEN YES

>>75243320
Nothing, why?

>>75243338
Swedes don't have souls

>>75243319
>swedes
>non-whites

pick one friend.

>>75243009
Please make this the next OP pic

>rags

i'm laughing SO hard.

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Im lmaoing so hard at ted from akron right now

>>75243621
>rags

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>>75243609
Muslims arent white.

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Rank em /hoc/

>>75243826
Mario > Orr > Chip guy > Frog > Jager > Howie

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>>75243826
Literally none of them are 2nd best. Gretzky is 2nd best

In an old cabin with dozens of hockey books/magazines from late 60s to early 70s.
Rad.

>>75243801
I literally just said that.

>>75243961
Can you post some photos

>>75243961
shia?

>>75244067
I would but my camera is broken.
Real cool picture of goalie lined up with their old masks

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>>75243826
gretzky>all combined
>>75244081
He's too much of a faggot to like hockey. He probably likes divegrass and basebore

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>>75243826
Canucks legend Messier > the rest

Kek wtf was Matt Calvert thinking?

>>75244659
"take that sid.. Crosby is number 34, right?"

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>>75244659
It was Zidane tier

>>75244659
Just following orders most likely

>>75244946
Why is Tortillini so triggered by Crosby?

>>75244980
>It's cheap, dirty hit. I wonder what would happen if we did it to their two whining stars over there?

>It's one of the most arrogant organizations in the league. They whine about this stuff all the time, and look what happens.

>But they'll whine about something else over there, won't they? Starting with their two fucking stars.

>>75244659
he wasn't doing much of thinking

if he had been, he would have gone after somebody who's not a literally who

>>75245036
Had a Pong did that to Bob or something he'd be on the ice beating them. How he keeps getting hired is beyond me.

I like how unlike every other team, Khunhackl got right up and didnt feign injury

>>75245098
Well I think he's calmed down quite a bit since giving that quote. It's kind of a shame, that one canucks flames game where he went apeshit was comedy gold

>>75245279
Any interaction he has with "Brooksy" is the best

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Laughing very hard at the mild in all honesty

too bad calvert didnt do that to crysby and end his career

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>>75245564
Buttman would order a hit be placed on him and his family. Butt yes I agree.

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Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

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>mfw blowjackets

Is Calvert a legitimate nigger now?

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>people actually had poolumbus making the ecf

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>ohio

Laughing SO HARD at the hongcouver cantpucks

>>75245979
I wonder if they'll draft forth again

>>75246057
which finnish bust are they targeting this year?
>virtanen
>joulevi

>>75246028
That was a beautiful hit desu

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>>75246097
>blaming Finland for your shitty fat bust
Explain to me why he played for Canada. Is everyone in Canada a retarded shitposter? Literally the laughingstock of 4chan.

>>75240789
Kek its playing out exactly like last year too

>pens face a relatively easy team in the first round
>face the president trophy winning caps in the second who they own in the playoffs
>play some meme team that shouldn't be in the ECF like Boston
>face some meme team in the finals like nashville

>>75246331
>Who they own in the playoffs
The caps defense is a lot better this year, plus Orlov and Oropik are healthy, and Shattenkirk is playing well. This might be the Caps year

>>75241274
America probably would've collapsed without slaves desu. All that massive amounts of free labor did wonders

Laughing SO HARD at the tortorellas jykkets.

>>75246398
>free labor
You're paying for it now.

>>75246224
>dad is finnish
>has finnish citizenship
enough for me

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>>75246493
>dad's name is Rainer
he's a gypsy

>>75242961
>literally let in a goal on the first SOG of the game for the penguins

What did Bobrovsky mean by this?

>>75246516
youre a gypsy

Got laid last night, /hoc/. Pulled out a small bag of confetti and threw it in the air afterward. I think I impressed her.

>>75246546
we know youre lying

>>75246546
Nice, no celebration is too small for confetti

>>75245036
Fucking Christ tortillini sounds just as much of a fucking cry baby cunt as the pongs do

>>75246546
I'm trying this next time I get laid

>>75246391
Well I mean they do own the Caps in the playoffs for whatever reason. Literally have won 8 of 9 series. Though the pongs injuries are probably going to catch up to them

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>rags

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>>75246654
Great post.

>>75246028
Also a great post.

>>75246516
pitkä koipi tenho's neck lookes weird

>>75246731
>mcbust knowing anything about cars
Top pip

>>75246752
why wouldnt he? unlike you he actually had a decent father growing up

>>75246569
It was a small bag. Like a dime bag. It was blue and orange, but that's just a coincidence.

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Reminder that the Blackhawks sweep in 6 beings tonight when they even the series 1-1- against Trashvile.

>>75246844
>shutout by finnish goaltending

>>75246844
>Having to even the series at home
>even if they do nashville accomplished its goal as visiting team
Nashville in 6

>>75246742
Keep your head up Coots

>>75246445
>You're paying for it now
Not really, America incarcerates black men, then use the cheap labor for other stuff.

>>75246800
sounds like some projection there bud.

>>75247027
you pay to have those people sit in prison

Incoming jackets reverse sweep.

>>75246800
>decent father
>grew up near toronto
select uno

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>>75247137
Absolutely blown the fuck out

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how mad is /hoc/ that the oilers absolutely trashed the shorks last night? there seems to be a lot of pent of anal anguish about it

i never knew there were so many shorks fans here

>>75247316
we're not mad, just laughing about the confetti

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>>75247316

>>75247363
its ok, you can let it out

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Ready for this cucking tonight Fagalry?

>>75247398
i just did
nice pulju dubs, will he play next game?

>>75247441
oilers are calling him up as soon as the condors season is done, i doubt he plays unless there are a few injuries

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>>75247316
Oilers?? Playoffs??? Bulju???

I hate the pungs so much I'm willing to hope the caps beat them despite my bracket

>>75247490
Is Pulji actually good?

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Do Canadians celebrate Easter?

>>75247431
you guys better not blow it, i wanna see the flamers out in 4 straight

>>75247517
god no, he's a bust through and through

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>>75247517
No

>>75247517
Memes aside he needs to play bigger, he's a big guy but doesn't hit

>>75247529
They're gonna win at least one at home just to fuck up your bracket.

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>>75247529
There's always a possibility, but I'm feeling pretty confident

>>75247559
>he's a big guy
UUUU
UUUU
UUUU
UUUU

>calvert might not even get suspended
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75247556
this is what everyone was saying about draisaitl too

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>>75247525
Easter???

>>75247517
He's better than mcmeme

>>75247525
yes, church on friday and sunday

What a the chances a Canadian team actually wins the Stanley Cup this year?

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>>75247590
Bulju?

who's the top prospect for the 2025 draft?

>>75247661
chris prongers illegitimate child with an edmonton weather girl

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>>75247525

>>75247648
Flames and Leafs are guaranteed to be out so only 3 of them remain and none of them are favourites.

Depends how much Price, Karlsson and McDavid can carry their respective teams.

>>75247651
Tell me about Pulju, why does he drink Bonaqua?

>>75247695
price is getting lit up steady, karlsson has no help

its all on mcdavid

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>>75247699
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would draft a man, before throwing him down to the minors?

>>75247754
Looks more and more like that way bud, Habs will make it through.

>>75247613
>implying he's not
He's a 4th line grinder when not with McGayKid

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is it okay to have delusions about your team winning a game in the playoffs, as long as you're not a laffs fan?

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>two teams so shit they're forced to play afternoon playoff games
Laughing so hard at the ruins and snes

>>75247816
If I keep you in the AHL will you die?

>>75247661
MYfuture son

>>75247823
>4th line grinder top 10 in scoring
damn thats a good 4th line grinder

>>75247832
no, your fanbase is even gayer than the leafs, the only acceptable canadian delusions are the original delusions the oilers and the habs and snes

Just ate a big plate of mämmi and my stomach is growling. I can feel a big Matthews coming soon

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>>75247823
He didn't play with Mcgaykid all of last year and got 50
>>75247844
It would be extremely painful

>>75247894
You're a big Finn

>>75247892
Are you juha mieto?

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>>75247916
For Pulju

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>flames losing tonight
>laffs losing tonight
>snes losing today
habs/oilers friendship when?

>>75247316
>confetti
>for winning your first playoff game of the post season

Mein sides

>>75248012
>>75243009

>>75247517
He literally got sent down to AHL a couple of weeks after being drafted

>compares himself to Malkin

Oh god my sides

>>75243009
10/10 post

>>75247928
I wish, he is one of my heroes

>>75247695
I can unironically see the oilers in the finals. They have that speed that made the penguins so dangerous last year

>>75240689
It probably is though he must be new. He'd of shot himself a long time ago otherwise.

>>75248152
No they don't, but they do have the fastest player in the league, but on the other hand they also have the slowest player in the league(Maroon)

>>75243009
I see you posted this on reddit too.

hmmmmmmmmm

>>75247960
>snes losing today

Just watch. Boston is gonna dominate this game, but Andy will activate #beastmode and lead >us to a 2-1 victory.

>>75248207
Maroon is so fucking slow there was a joke when he was on the ducks where he'd race against a goalie in full pads and would lose lel

>>75248253
hes considerably faster now than when he was with the ducks, he lost like 25 pounds in the offseason

not saying hes a speed demon but he can keep up with the nhl now

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wew

>>75248247
Does anyone really care? Whichever team wins that series is going to lose in the second round in the least interesting series of this postseason.

>>75248247
anderson is shit, if condon was in net id give the snes a small chance

>>75248298
Yeah, I can tell he got better overall, the oilers were his last chance to get serious really before he became a career AHLer, because he was absolute trash on the ducks despite numerous opportunities to improve.

>>75243826
1. Howe
2. Gretzky
3. Mario
4. Lidstrom
5. Messier
6. Jagr
7. Orr

>>75248302
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>Nashville leads by one

WHAT

>>75248427
>getting swept by the blues
lol

who's going down 0-2 today?

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>>75248424

>>75248461
Finnish goatlending exposing shitcago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75248424
>orr below messier, jagr, and lidstrom
kek

>dat Grabner goal

I came

>>75248487
laffs

>>75248510
What competition, did not know this happened

>>75248487
>flames
>laffs
>snes

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>>75248510
THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT

Wow McDavid picked up three points in last nights win. He is going to win the Conn Smythe isn't he?

>>75248602
he deserves it

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>>75248539
it's just a pre world championship friendly. no need to despair over finnish hockey

glad påsk

Please rank the top 10 Finnish players, no Swedes.

despite the memes, Lundquist is phenomenal, what a play that was, leaving his stick to do it his own way. It cost him once, but it didn't deter him from doing his thing. A goalie for the ages.

>>75248813
1.Jarri Kurri
2.Teemu Selanne
3.Tuomo Ruutu
4.Jesse Puljujarvi
5.Sebastian Aho
6.Patrick Laine
7.Rasmus Ristolainen
8.I don't know any more finnish players
9.Or can't remember

>>75248813
>pekka pekkalainen
>jarpi muurainen
>jesse puljujarvi

i dont know any other

>>75248886
>no Koivus
fucking t*rks

>>75248813
1. Teemu salami
2. Koivu
3. Antti Pihlström
4. Tomi Kallio
5. Ruutu
6. Kipprusoff

>>75248890
oh shit

are goalies a different category?

Pekka Rinne
Juuse Saaros (I haven't seen him play but I always hear that he is top material, especially for backup)
and of course

the tuka

>>75248813
1) Leo Komaorv
2) Kasperi Kapanen

And thats it

>>75248938
>laffs

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Did someone plays NHL 09 online with mods and stuff?

1. Teemu salane

2. Every Swedish player

Power gap

9001. Every finish player

>>75248813
1. Kurri
2. Selanne
3. Kiprusoff
4. Timonen
5. Numminen
6. Tikkanen
7. Saku Koivu
8. Lumme
9. Jokinen
10. Mikko Koivu

>>75248813
Pitkänen
J. Jokinen
Janne Pesonen
Niinimaa
Kukkonen
Rinne
Viuhkola
Koskenkorva
Pulju
Aho

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>>75248813
1. Lehkonen

Power Gap

99999999. Everyone else

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>>75249013
>mfw these are real names

>>75249005
good list

sweet manitu, did you see how Paccioretty broke into the offensive zone in the Radulov OT goal? What a player, what a tank.

>>75249005
This is the only list that looks remotely accurate, though I suspect Aho will bump Mikko off the list in a few years. Canadian hockey knowledge is greatest, as always.

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>>75247832
(You) guys will probably get one at home then ducks win in 5 tee bee 8ch

Snes
Laffers
Reddit
Cucks

Just throwing this out there... I've heard from friends --both season ticket holders and those that managed to get tickets through Ticketmaster-- who are pissed with the Oilers selling concourse passes. Specifically, they think the people who bought the passes are using it as an excuse to get ripped on the $16 beer and be obnoxious. One friend said that the men's washrooms were disgusting as a result. I saw a few Twitter complaints about this too.

Global reported that 125 passes were sold for Game 1. I can't see an extra 125 people causing more than a 2 min wait for a urinal but that's me. I can see the point of a bunch of drunk yahoos making things unbearable for people, especially on the DRL seats.

FWIW, I didn't see anything first hand. I was in the Sky Lounge for Game 2. The women's washroom had next to no wait while the men's always had a line up to 15 deep during intermission. Even with that wait, the line-ups for food were longer during intermission.

>>75249194
You picked the losers, right?

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Did someone say Predator gameday

>>75249204
>$16 beer
>paying to build an arena for katz
>confetti

edmonfags just get fucked at every turn, don't they?

Preds are a dirty goon team

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>>75249163
This is all I ask
>>75249087
>>75249149
thank you

>>75249224
How is highschool? Has anyone told you to kill yourself there? Because they should.

>>75249224
I heard someone say Finnish goaltending shutout tonight in game 2

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>>75249256
Nah but they do pay refs
>>75249262
Ask and you shall recieve; ducks sweep in 5

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imagine being ted

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>>75249224
P R E D S confirmed for victory

>>75249256
>SEETHING

>>75249263
I graduated high school mister

>>75249266
The phoenix of Finland is rising

>>75249289
yeah totally, that's why we're always on the shit end of the stick for officiating because we're one of the smallest markets in the NHL