/heem/: holbrook edition

Brendan S. = God

File: cpt schaub.jpg (232KB, 1190x1185px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 1190x1185px

>>75230501
This.

>>75230474
Welcome back sperg

>>75230474
>>75230615
Me

>>75230594
>>75230594
You are the biggest loser on /heem/

File: schaub at the beach.jpg (37KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 640x640px

>>75230765
At least I'm living my life without an ounce of hatred.

File: schlobb.jpg (31KB, 252x343px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 252x343px

>>75230771
Schaub looks like a bug catcher in that pic

>>75230771
You're living your life exclusively on 4chan deifying a former fighter who got KO'd multiple times.

>>75230801
>>75230771
Is there any other hobby/board/whatever that has someone like this? I can't think of anyone this odd. whether he does it for trolling or not it's just strange

>>75230869
I don't see what's weird about springsbro talking about his favorite fighter in a thread about fighting.

>>75230869
I've seen it before but it's usually with women, it's certainly rare.

File: Schaub walk off KO over an MMA legend.png (831KB, 893x601px) Image search: [Google]

831KB, 893x601px

>>75230801
I'm not just a fan of him because of his fighting abilities or fighting career. I was always a fan of the fighter Brendan Schaub, but I really didn't become a superfan until his podcasting venture took off.
>>75230869
It's not trolling and it'[s not strange. Go to any major league sporting event and you will see fans of athletes and teams on par with my "deifying" of Schaub.
>>75230890
This. Schaub bless brother.

File: Schaub h8ers 3.png (10KB, 1109x71px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 1109x71px

>>75230793

File: MousasiLad.jpg (2KB, 98x125px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 98x125px

>>75230869
you must be new here

>>75230910
Get help

would Dana finally kill himself if Reis wins the belt?

>>75230869
>He doesn't know about /sp/'s most autistic stalker

>>75230948
Absolutely. They really want that "most title defenses in UFC history" gimmick to make flyweight sell.

File: DANAld, the titleshot.png (618KB, 501x544px) Image search: [Google]

618KB, 501x544px

Lads, you know the drill.

Thank him.

TYBJ!

File: IMG_5886.jpg (676KB, 677x846px) Image search: [Google]

676KB, 677x846px

Can anyone beat a motivated Brendan Schaub after he has had his coffee, with a striking coach, in the USA, with fair judges, a competent ref, and he is "feeling it"?

File: happy goof.png (691KB, 960x548px) Image search: [Google]

691KB, 960x548px

>>75230924
no one really hates schaub just you

Shittaker is putting Poopoopee on queer street

>>75230474
>some retarded reason
bro, cormier cheated to make weight in front of everyone's eyes and no one in the comission or UFC management called him out on it

say what you want about him being the champ, he should be punished for that. that shit is an important rule that needs to be upheld. if they let him by, what happens to the next guy who was "just covering my junk"?

>leave the early thread that half of consists of sneaker expert spam

way to go Hotpockets

>>75230948
Why would Dana care Mighty Mouse isn't even a draw

File: 1486542628675.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

bjpenn.com

>>75231001
1. Clean your fingers
2. Lose my number
3. ???
4. Profit

File: Schaub aesthetic 2.jpg (657KB, 2048x1834px) Image search: [Google]

657KB, 2048x1834px

>>75230984
Under the USADA regime I genuinely think Schaub can avenge all of his losses.

>>75231019
You're legit an idiot

>>75230960
wouldn't it make sense for them to want a new champ since the current one continues to fail to do numbers no matter how impressive he wins?

>>75231013

He's the last champion with a legacy still active. The others all went down.

File: asian-milffu.jpg (164KB, 694x1024px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 694x1024px

>leave up early thread filled to the brim with heems resident spergs
>delete on time thread
why the fuck does the fat janny enable this faggot?

>>75231001
this thread was made at 466 posts lol
i don't even know what's going on

>>75231029
a idiot*

>>75231029
Not an argument and he makes some good points.

Look how everybody who beat Schaub has either popped or dropped off completely since USADA.

>>75231019
Roy Nelson is 100% roidfreak FOR SURE, mullets like THAT aren't natty

GADOOSH

>>75231033
I have trouble believing anyone at flyweight can draw a dime. Mighty Mouse has the twitch gimmick now. 2k viewers a night on his channel. His fanbase is growing. He's a solid filler for a co-main on a PPV or a main event on a fox card.

>>75231044
yet people don't seem to care

>>75231019

You're delusional, he was a shit fighter with or without Usada.

>>75231051
Shob is a horrible fighter who lost to an Edmond coached fighter. Only HW to do so I believe.

>>75231048
Jani obviously isn't good at his '''''''''''''''''''''''''job'''''''''''''''''''''''''


But what can you expect from unpaid interns

File: 1491485543956.jpg (20KB, 427x290px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 427x290px

>for free

>>75231070
He has some solid wins over top contenders

>Mitrione
>Cro Cop
>Gonzaga
>Johnson

You don't know how he would perform under USADA. Schaub is a clean athlete. I can only see him doing even better under current association regulations.

>>75231085
None of those were ever contenders you pendejo

>>75231056
Mini Pettis could do better I believe

>>75231099
>None of those were ever contenders you pendejo
I always knew haters were casuals.

>>75231085
>shit
>old/mandrama
>old/shit
>shit
wow for sure stfu

>>75231054
Nelson has looked like shit sinceUSADA.physique means nothing, look at rothwell and Barnett who just popped. Besides, that was so early in Brendan's career it hardly even counts.

File: 1483230087565.jpg (97KB, 417x500px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 417x500px

>>75231057

>Doesn't shit talk
>Only likes gaming
>FLW
>UD most of the time

It's not a mystery, even he knows it and doesn't really care.

>>75231100
Yes he is the exception.

>Schaub h8rs are h8ing on other legends like crop cop now too
This is getting sad

>>75231109
or maybe it has to do with the fact that he's a 40 year old fatty?

lol what were we discussing in the other thread? jesus christ. betting odds? something.. i just browsed through these 50 posts and lost my train of thought.

>>75231126
Gonzaga as well, a guy who fought for world titles. They won't even acknowledge he was a contender lmao

>>75231105
Since when were Johnson and Mitrione contenders you booger eating loser?

>>75230948
There is a ZERO percent chance that Reis wins this fight, hell, even Silva beating Yoel is more likely

Can you zeros stop feeding attention to the Florida loser and go back to discussing actual fighters and fights?

>>75231134
You agree Schaub would crush him in a rematch then?

File: C9Z0bTZXsAA7Zye.jpg (103KB, 1024x665px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 1024x665px

>>75231141

>>75231085

I know he never had boxing or ground game and only relied on HW power.

>>75231159
>he thinks there is only one Schaub fan

Schaub > Mitrione > fedor

Deal with it.

>>75231162
Shob would lose to everyone in the UFC that's why Rogan begged him to retire.

File: kek.png (167KB, 961x502px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 961x502px

>>75231085

Is this fucking Bellator card happening RIGHT NOW?

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/14/15268712/bellator-177-results-dantas-vs-higo

>>75231185
It amuses me when you cheetoh fingers get so upset you just resort to saying silly stuff that nobody could take seriously.

File: GOAT.jpg (23KB, 630x420px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 630x420px

>>75231185
This is textbook delusion. Rogan is also a mediocre comedian snake oil salesman.
>>75231193
lol haters are literally obsess with Schaub

File: WHO.jpg (68KB, 928x324px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 928x324px

who did usada btfo more?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12748066

weidman got btfo but he was fairly competitive in his fights, hendricks won 2 fights but he looks pillowfisted and he cant make 170 anymore.

>>75231193
Drama aside, What a little whiner

>>75231193
Lol this guy was so delusional.

Based Joe Rogan cutting him down to size.

>>75231212
unironically Vitor

Are those injection marks on Michelle Watersons stomach?

I think Rose is unironically not a roider.

>>75231210
>mediocre comedian snake oil salesman
and schaub isnt? hes riding rogaines gorriladick til kingdom come

>>75231227
I'll wait to hear Schaub's statement before I offer an opinion.

>>75231227

Go back 2 reddit with your dumb injection mark theories ya loser.

File: Schaub haircut.jpg (200KB, 1238x1929px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 1238x1929px

>>75231230
Schaub doesn't pretend to be a stand-up comedian God. Schaub also sells quality shirts. I own a couple and the fabric is magnificent.

File: HEEM-Predicts-UFC-on-Fox-24.jpg (554KB, 2500x2500px) Image search: [Google]

554KB, 2500x2500px

Johnson vs Reis
Namajunas vs Waterson
Souza vs Whittaker
Stephens vs Moicano
Volkov vs Nelson (optional but will goof)

>>75231222
that goes without saying, Its just between these two former champion natty american heros right now

>>75231234
This.

>>75231212
>>75231212
It has more to do with the IV ban for those two than drug testing.

File: 082814-UFC-Rose-Namajunas-TV-Pi2.jpg (556KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

556KB, 1920x1080px

rose is clean

>>75231247
i've been using the internet since 1992 and i've never been on reddit ya low test cuck

File: 1492188776494.jpg (38KB, 480x479px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 480x479px

>>75231262
>"IV"
is that why hendricks is pillowfisted and weidman barely lasts a round?

File: 1488796194297.jpg (59KB, 673x960px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 673x960px

>>75231253
Mouse
Hottie
Alligator
Heathen
Country

>>75231276
holy shit how old are you
go away

File: 1436138933232.jpg (72KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 499x499px

>>75231253
Mighty Mouse by submission
Waterson by submission
Jacare by submission(punches)
Stephens by submission(terror)

File: karpik.jpg (72KB, 700x526px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 700x526px

>>75231253
Fuck it, I'm going with Reis for the giggles
Waterman
Souza
Hugh Da Phuk

Dear god, imagine a brazilian flyweight champion.

Please MM, heem/sub this hue. He might not sell, but he's the best guy in that division, and the only """draw""" it has.

File: creepy aleks.jpg (168KB, 640x473px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 640x473px

>>75231253
Reis by KO
Rose by meme submission
Souza by submission
hew the fook is that guy? man
Volkov

>>75231282
IV ban is why Hendricks can't make 170 and Weidman looks smaller than he used to casual.

>>75231288
35. do your homework.

>>75231253
so many of those are mine

>>75231308
if I'm still on 4chan by the time I'm 35 I will do my homework and then kill myself

File: 1485560865054.jpg (13KB, 277x282px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 277x282px

>>75231253
> (optional but will goof)
> (optional but will goof)
> (optional)

>>75231253
i like how you took over the picks but did a shittier job of spacing them than they were in paint

File: BOGsberg.jpg (18KB, 234x252px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 234x252px

>>75231307
>IV is used to cut and not to rehydrate
how come aldo makes it all fine? and yes, weidman looks smaller because of "IVs".

>>75231308
>35 year old who submits multiple picks

Wew

File: 1476765882375.jpg (80KB, 600x579px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 600x579px

>>75231316

>He thinks he can leave

>>75231282
pillowfists have nothing to do with it. That's why hendo still knocked dudes out. I think it's a mental thing with Johnny

>>75231316
you're here because you're young and wild and wacky i got it lol

>>75231276
>wildling boy
>not dirty

>>75231349
young and wild and wacky with a lot of free time that i hopefully won't have by the time i have a life

File: 1491329061434.jpg (9KB, 370x452px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 370x452px

>>75231326
>I nitpick picks and calendars on a korean fried chicken recipe forum

File: IMG_3597.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>75231253
Johnson
Waterson
Souza
Stephens
Volkov

>>75231331
Use your head here for a minute.

If you can't use IVs to rehydrate then that means you need to cut a lot of weight and be smaller than you are used to being prior to fight time. Weidman was at 187 lbs before fighting Luke, he said he used to walk around at 220, so he gave up a huge size advantage just to be able to make weight cause he knew he couldn't use IVs later to rehydrate to his normal walk around weight.

>>75231321
its not on the main card

>>75231326
how would you like it spaced my man?

File: AliLandry.jpg (37KB, 780x439px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 780x439px

>>75231000
Hes a faggot, but how did he cheat? Didn't see?

Can we please stop the "DC is a hard worker meme"? This pathetic fatfuck failed to make weight at the 2008 Olympic games. He loves to talk up how he placed 4th in Athens, but he never mentions the time he couldnt
stop eating cake and chicken when it mattered most.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/2/19/5427802/daniel-cormier-admits-poor-weight-management-caused-him-to-drop-out-ufc-170-2008-olympics

Oh yeah, when his daughter died, he couldn't even afford a headstone. Some hard-worker. Some great family man.

http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-182-daniel-cormier-confronts-fight-of-life?id=

Dude's a fucking bum. I can't wait til Jones smashes this cornball uncle tom.

>>75231365
why do you hope not to have a lot free time when you're in your mid 30s lol?

>>75231400
When you shake another man's hand, do they comment on how small your hands are?

File: chrisface.png (334KB, 400x452px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 400x452px

>>75231377
>he believes this bullshit
>only weidman cuts water weight
>everyone rehydrates just fine but muh boy
>forgetting about early weigh ins
>forgetting weidman cut more water on purpose so he can eat on cuckbedded

>>75231365
Protip: when you're twice your current age you'll be wishing every day you had more free time.

File: 1433948289042.jpg (23KB, 332x332px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 332x332px

>>75231253
Reis
Waterson
Souza
Moicano
Nelson

The UFC is like 70% beta male champions, bud.

>JJ
Talented and fearless but looks like a goblin and probably watches her bf fuck more fertile, voluptuous slav goddesses while she flicks her bean in the corner.
>Nunes
Classic alpha turbodyke.
>Mighty Mouse
Gamer manlet whose taller wife owns a dildo because he can't satisfy her. Kids were probably artificially inseminated.
>cody
Could be alpha, but arguably more feminine than his gf who probably pegs him regularly if their Halloween pic is anything to go by. He's probably fucking PVZ as well.
>Aldo
Nobody more cucked in the history of the FW division. Currently holds a belt he never won off the previous champ who heemed him stiff in >13 seconds
>gooby
Clearly alpha, but did hold up a whole division last year over a temper tantrum.
>Woodley
Constantly whines, race-baits, and forced us to sit through maybe the two worst title fights of all time because he was scared to engage.
>bispong
Pretty alpha. That will change once they lock him in with Romero.
>DC
>jon
>Stipe
Alpha

File: Cant Stump The Trump.jpg (57KB, 486x960px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 486x960px

>>75231253
Mighty Mouse
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens

>>75231253
How many picks are we allowed to submit?

I think I need to leave.

Nobody wants to have discussion to reach a consensus i.e. Try to find what is true.

Everyone here writes with an agenda.

Goodbye heem.

>>75231402
because that would imply I'd be making something useful of myself

>>75231423
>maybe the two worst title fights of all time
t. 196er

File: visitingdockdwarfsfam.jpg (158KB, 356x274px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 356x274px

>>75231400
>his daughter died!!!!
>ill support a guy who drove drunk and crashed into a pregnant woman and fled the scene
does being a midget make you have a smaller brain? cat sized?

>>75231253
johnson
waterson
souza
stephans
nelson

File: 6360489455192162291563850737_Trump[1].jpg (2MB, 2500x1666px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2500x1666px

>>75231416
>Just so you know small hands are BEAUTIFUL

File: IMG_3539.jpg (102KB, 450x544px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 450x544px

>>75231253
Johnson
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens
Volkov

>>75231441
if you do more than 1 you will get penis cancer

>>75231451
Godspeed.

>>75231473
I literally haven't done even one I'm just creating a prank.

File: your face when da burrs win da superb owl.jpg (72KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 640x640px

>>75231423

>>75231451
good I could heem you easily anyway

File: Late night heem.webm (1MB, 596x336px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 596x336px

>>75231451
Daytime heem just shitposting. Discussions start when america goes to sleep.

File: jds.jpg (8KB, 240x200px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 240x200px

>>75231423

You should only care about the HWs anyway

>>75231456
Yeah, both is unfair. That first fight was pretty good but you have objectively shit taste if you think the rematch was anything more than a travesty.

>>75231505
In lieu of that, there's no way Nelson wins this, right?

File: suitedup.jpg (69KB, 750x882px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 750x882px

>>75231505
>jds wins
>dana doesnt want to do cain jds 4
>jds vs ngannou in paris

>>75231423
>Le epin pasta xD

Idiot

>>75231506
t.196er

>>75231418
Are you autistic? I did nothing but offer facts but you're acting like I'm a Weidman fan boy. Now I realize when you asked your question you didn't really want an answer, just had an agenda you wanted to push. Probably a casual too.

>>75231482
>"Y-Yizz. Fuck hur Szymon. Fuck hur good. Geev her our child."

File: werdum.jpg (80KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 640x640px

>>75231525

It's illegal in France and Stipay will be the one to break the HW curse

File: yourstupid.png (207KB, 394x439px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 394x439px

>>75231548
funny its only him who had this issue, as if other middleweights dont cut a shitton of weight.

>I cant rehydrate properly
>let me dehydrate myself some more so I can eat

>>75231525
SPICE

May actually be competitive. We still haven't seen Ngannou tested. All he's fought are slavshit cans and a fat LHW.

>>75231580
>Loser who watches traps
Wew.
> as if other middleweights dont cut a shitton of weight.
I'm not talking about other MWs I'm talking about him. And even then, there aren't many MWs who are 6'3" in the first place.

File: 1473533446796.jpg (135KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 768x1024px

>Megan for the weigh-ins

Why?

>>75231047
... because spergy spam reports other peoples threads lol

>>75231614
cause she's the perfect little fuck toy

>>75231578
I can see them feeding Stipe an easy meme fight for his third defense purely for marketing purposes, assuming he gets past JDS.

File: 1459128514434.jpg (3KB, 113x125px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 113x125px

>>75231601
>ad hom
okay? how do you know its a trap :)

6'3 has nothing to do with it when most other mw's are the same size, romero jacare mousasi all look more jacked than weidbabby

File: dojo.jpg (173KB, 634x951px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 634x951px

>>75231614
You think Doms feet hurt? He has to stand for so long ;_;

Lads Roy Nelson seems like a good underdog, he most likely wins right?

>>75231647
>most other mw's are the same size
Except they aren't casual. Name 5 MWs who are 6'3" and above. It's okay, you can use sherdog for this one.

>>75231641
JDS will beat Steepay

IVs are banned because they can be used to mask PED use, they flush your system clean. I have no idea if they help rehydrate or not but that's the reason they're banned. Just saying.

>>75231661
Roy has been done for a long time. I want to believe he will win but probably not

File: 1488867534744.jpg (36KB, 309x377px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 309x377px

>>75231673
>muh 6'3
back to fit, the others I listed have similar if not more muscle mass.

try harder gian

robert whittaker is going to knock out jacare cap this post

>>75231657

to intelligent too feel pain

>>75231683
>I have no idea if they help rehydrate or not
Nigga...that's their PRIMARY function

>>75231661
It's HW, flip a coin. But I will say, if Volkov can survive that bomb Timothy Johnson landed on him, he can take whatever a can like Roy can dish out.

>>75231689
>b-b-ack to fit
So you can't name MWs who are as big as Chris Weidman. Thanks for exposing yourself as a casual, I knew it before but I wanted you to do it yourself.

File: my feet hurt from plantar fascia, this drink is awful I'd rather have a Monster, I miss Dojo, this music is too loud, to inteligent for this shit.jpg (304KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 720x480px

>>75231657

There's no empirical evidence that IV's help you rehydrate better than simply drinking water.

>>75231661
I absolutely refuse to bet on another Bellator champ after fucking Brooks goofed me last time.

>>75231703
>a can like Roy
Hello CoralSperg

>>75231713
>That flag
Ausfailia strikes again

>>75231708
Rockhold is

File: dan-henderson-ufc-fight-night-681.jpg (188KB, 640x420px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 640x420px

>>75231708
>MUH HEIGHT
>weidman has more muscle than roidmero and mousasi
explain why he gasses faster than black beast now.

>>75231641

Werdum is probably next in line but I want to see him against Cain, that would be as spicy as Junior. No fights is easy in the top 5

>>75231729
Yes, stating facts again.

>>75231731
That's one, still got 4 more left

>>75231722
Look at his record and tell me he isn't a can. It's time to let le tough fat guy guy, bud.

>>75231744
It's about rehydrating faster and more efficiently numb-nuts. Have you ever been to any kind of hospital?

Tim is such a good boy, ill be sad if he loses again and gets cut

>>75231750
Forrest Griffin ? Or do only current MW's count ?

File: LOL.jpg (115KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 640x640px

>>75231750
how come rockhold can "rehydrate" just fine?

and the extra muscle "cut" doesnt seem to help with his cardio... hmmmm

again, height has nothing to do with it, just accept your boy is a roiding fraud who was fed over the hill hues

>MUH HEIGHT HE A GUD BOI DINDU NUFFIN

>>75231743
Stipe matches up well with a lot of guys as far as a good fight. Him and Cain would be a Lawler/Rory-tier war, I feel.

>>75231772
You can do both, but the point I made still stands if you're struggling to name bigger MWs.

new black ring slut

>>75231788
yoel is like 5'10 and hes bigger than any 6'+ MW

>>7523176
it's useful when looking to tightly control fluid intake in medical situations. Drinking is just as good, if not better, when looking to rehydrate. Consistently shown in studies. Was part of the reason why USADA removed them.

>>75231788
again, height doesnt equal being bigger.

by your logic, magny is bigger than lombard LMAO

>>75231762
he denied that, you are discounting his denial by re stating what you think? what a fucking retard

>>75231801
Don't think you understand the proper definition of "bigger"

File: mma journalism.jpg (188KB, 750x922px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 750x922px

...

so where do YOU get your MMA News?

>Stephens

Completely forgot he was fighting, kek

>>75231710
who is the asian chick?

>>75231819
>what a fucking retard
Yes you both are. You don't even know what IVs are used for.

>Johnson
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens

you now remember Mike "Platinum" Perry

wonder what he's doing these days

>>75231824
>kid wears Cards jersey
>mom wears Seacucks

dirty hoe

>>75231710
it makes me cringe watching cruz trying to be alpha, what a dork

>>75231862
fighting on the next card

>>75231862
Preparing to fight Lellenberger

File: tfwdaddyisthegoat.jpg (29KB, 504x332px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 504x332px

>>75231824

>Supporting birds

USADA on IV use

http://www.usada.org/is-it-prohibited-or-dangerous-for-athletes-using-iv-infusions-for-re-hydration-and-recovery/

"Further, it must be clearly stated that the use of IV fluid replacement following exercise to correct mild rehydration or help speed recovery is not clinically indicated nor substantiated by the medical literature. There is a well-established body of scientific opinion to confirm that oral rehydration is the preferred therapeutic choice."

File: 1487915400895.jpg (165KB, 638x640px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 638x640px

>>75231867

>>75231867
It's much better than the alternative of him just being a dork.

Anyone else legit more excited for this weekends card than the last PPV?

Mighty Mouse, Jacare, Hottie vs Thug. Tim Eilliot in the prelims vs Skeletor.

File: 1491880895412.png (2MB, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 5000x5000px

>muh squeky clean weidjew would never cheat!
>he's le 6'3, he's bigger than yoel
>only he needs to drop muscle mass to rehydrate even though he has an extra 12 hours to rehydrate
>doesnt matter that he cut more water on purpose in his last fight!!!

>>75231896
>Snoozy Mouse and WMMA

yeah great card m8

>>75231911
You actually think MM is boring? Or do you just not like Flyweights in general because "too small lol"

>>75231908
>Still going on even after I stopped responding after you outted yourself as a casual

Did you lose a bet or something?

>>75231911
>That flag
>This topic
Stop posting on /heem/ till McTapper comes back.

File: 10outof10card.jpg (98KB, 986x413px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 986x413px

>>75231896

It's a good card while waiting for the goat card

>>75231896
There are more interesting fights on this one but I had more interest in main and co-main of 210 but they both were disappointing

File: GOAT.jpg (25KB, 531x610px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 531x610px

>>75231915
>n-name 5 fighters who are 6'3
not an argument, stay btfo weidjew shill

>>75231920
>McTapper

You're not on Sherdog now boy. Watch your mouth

>>75231941
>Now he's polposting
Completely lost it haven't you?

File: 2660780.main_image.jpg (211KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 1500x1000px

>>75231896
>>75231927

The Artem vs Cub card is better than both of those cards put together

>>75231878
You hear the same claims about rehydration assistance when guys pop for diuretics.

File: nicesocks.jpg (333KB, 519x800px) Image search: [Google]

333KB, 519x800px

>>75231948
not an argument, again, stay btfo

File: ayyy.jpg (161KB, 1165x1075px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1165x1075px

>>75231971
>please remove hoes

>>75231971
You've completely lost your head casual. Read my first again: >>75231262

>>75231988
>im smaller because i need to rehydrate
>its only me but its okay trust me lol
>cut more water than necessary so he can eat and drink
how does his penis taste gian?

File: 1472792526741.png (515KB, 633x447px) Image search: [Google]

515KB, 633x447px

>>75231959

>le 50/50 gets a ME because of Goobster man

>>75231971
When will they announce Nunes vs Shevchenko 2 ? I think Amanda takes that one with a TKO

File: 1483173278648.jpg (27KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 400x400px

>>75231253
Johnson
Waterson
Souza
Stephens
Nelson

>>75232023
You have lost your mind. Cool it with all the traps and gay fetishes and try to get your head together yeah?

File: 1490993425098.jpg (22KB, 247x280px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 247x280px

>>75231253
mighty manlet
bald ugly bitch
le 8 fight contract man
dat guy
fatty mc fat ass

>>75231253
How much are you paid to make calendars and take samefags picks?

File: sanko.jpg (25KB, 450x675px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 450x675px

She cute.

>>75232035
Nunes gassed pretty hard in round 3, I don't see any way she can last the distance in a title fight. Shevchenko is usually pretty cautious and IMO unlikely to get caught with anything crazy

File: HEEM-BOY.png (65KB, 1514x1514px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1514x1514px

>>75232071
ironically $45/hour. i do it while i have no projects coming in at work. i did this too btw

>>75232074
its really unfortunate that she had a career ending pregnancy. she was undefeated and such a cutie

>>75232031
Yes, and he's fighting Hans "thinks he's good again because he beat up a couple of gooks" Moleman.

Cuck Swanson is too easily hit. Artem will heem him inside 2 rounds

>>75232090
You can't fool us, NEET.

Is the anon who i gave the goober monkey image to here?
I have something I think you'll like

>>75232103
Probably for the better.

Women these days don't realise how fulfilling it is to raise children. It is their biological imperative.

>>75232077
Nunes said she used to overtrain and thats why she gassed in later rounds. She's been working on it Shev will probably have better cardio.

File: canadian-op (2).jpg (123KB, 1024x608px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1024x608px

>>75232131
>women's biological imperative
>not both men and women

i hope you never have children. you will be a terrible father

>>75232069
underage ban

>>75232090
all of your stuff looks like garbage

File: Heem.jpg (660KB, 2500x2500px) Image search: [Google]

660KB, 2500x2500px

>>75232156
just a lil heeminder for you

File: mom yam.webm (3MB, 866x1026px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 866x1026px

>>75232044
>this woman is 1000 years old

/ourgirl/ interviewing /ourboy/

>>75232177
>i need time off my wife is pregnant lol
>*parties with random strangers in a different country*
what a lad

>>75232177
>Take time off cause you say you want to take care of your pregnant gf
>Post pics of yourself hanging out in different countries/continents every other day

It's Artem's baby anyway.

>>75232191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olDQQXs_y2M

Whenever I do low rows I get an almost orgasmic feeling. Since I am circumcised and a loser this is a rare feeling. Anyone know any other lifts that make you feel like you fucked?

File: gh.jpg (160KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 2048x1152px

Be fully honest: who is your best-loved female ufc competitor?

>>75232194
>i dont want to fight because dee gets super stressed by it
>OMG HE'S NOT HOME 24/7!!!!

File: kkp2t.jpg (50KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 720x960px

>>75232216

File: closet fag.jpg (131KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 750x750px

>>75232216
>6'0
he isn't 6'0
neither is dana

File: height_cutting_3.png (2MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1366x768px

>>75232234

weigh ins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptDuHPyir_c

>>75232234
He's 6'0

Manlet detected

File: Screenshot_2017-04-11-23-50-27.png (1MB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 720x1280px

Ended up spending my day off just watching tuf

I actually quite like it. I watched season 5 and I'm probably going to finish the d.s lesnar series soon. Any others worth watching?

>>75232261
Rashad-Rampage if you haven't already

File: 1478878945949.jpg (52KB, 539x535px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 539x535px

>>75232185

Takada could heem Dana in less than a minute.

>>75232256
i'm 6'4
dana isn't 6 feet and roy nelson isn't 6 feet
fucking zilch

File: img_9352.jpg (319KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 720x480px

who is this semen demon?

>>75232279
>roy nelson isn't 6 feet
But he is you loser. Why do you find this so hard to believe?

>>75232151
Thats a very mean thing to say.

File: img_9379.jpg (343KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 720x480px

whom is this semen demon?

File: Screen Shot 2017-04-15 at 00.01.53.png (885KB, 588x1032px) Image search: [Google]

885KB, 588x1032px

Why is Longo so based?

File: img_9386.jpg (249KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 720x480px

whom'st is this semen demon?

>>75232288
Luke Rockhold

>>75232288
Luke Rockhold
>>75232309
Phil Davis
>>75232326
Chuck Liddell

>My low-key boy Aljo is fighting tomorrow

BASED

File: gw54gw45.jpg (237KB, 1473x672px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 1473x672px

DC is the best manlet fighter on the planet

>>75232298
because i fucking met both of them you fucking zero

>>75232288
On the right? That's Kelvin Gastelum.

>>75232261
chiraq:
>shoots you

File: fif.jpg (118KB, 1195x665px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1195x665px

>>75232326
mifthamemn

File: clawja happy.webm (446KB, 352x280px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 352x280px

>>75232329
>>75232334
>>75232345
>>75232356

File: leena.jpg (76KB, 640x800px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 640x800px

what did she mean by this?

>>75232341
So you're a manlet who just realized you're not as tall as you think you are.

>>75232261
faber-gooby

File: full belly, fuuuull belly.gif (3MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x270px

>>75232345
Kek

robert shitondicker got his ass kicked by wonderboy

>>75232398
jacagoat rd 1 submission(kimura)

So why did Rose shave her head anyway?

Is it true she was abused as a child?

File: wutdo.jpg (92KB, 745x675px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 745x675px

>tfw 6'3"
>perfect height

File: 1445722183259.jpg (68KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 700x700px

>>75232429
>5'9

File: rosebuzz.0.0.jpg (86KB, 1310x873px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 1310x873px

>>75232418
the speculation for a while is that it was a jab at PVZ who said she'd shave her head for charity and backed out because it would destroy her marketability and probably make her look a lot more ape-like

but rose is quoted as saying she did it because it was in her way at practice, and she wanted to show how super serious and dedicated she is to MMA and not care about looking pretty

massive and utter fuckup on her part

>Is it true she was abused as a child?

for sure by a relative and then again by pat barry

>>75232274
Thanks, and no I have never seen any before.

>>75232346
*pulls up on mighty mouse*


>>75232373
Thanks, I'm actually looking foward to tuf 25 now.

>>75232475
>Thanks, I'm actually looking foward to tuf 25 now.

not really a spoiler but when they go out to the desert and conor says "i think i buried chad our HURRR" is one of my all-time favorite tuf moments

he and faber sling a lot of insults back and forth but you can tell they grow to be bros kinda obliged to give each other shit

>>75232475
Rampage-Rashad is the best TUF. It also has Skeb in it.

>>75232469
if pat fugged her when she was under 18 would he go to jail?

File: Screenshot_2017-04-14-23-53-59.png (171KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 1280x720px

10 pound stake for 110 returns

Long shot though

File: no known weaknesses.webm (645KB, 750x666px) Image search: [Google]

645KB, 750x666px

>>75232502
OUT hurrr

File: 17931760_1398443273553870_6562734213248843776_n.jpg (123KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1080x1080px

which one of you goofs is this?

>>75232522
Have you ever seen Moicano fight?

>>75232524
she looks like a dark haired sexy pattycake. would

>>75232418
MK ULTRA

>>75232545
Only his 2 fights in the ufc
He looked pretty good on the ground and not awful in the stand up

File: its funny cause his chin looks like a butt.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>75232502
Danas reaction makes this webm

>>75232326
female phil davis

File: JUST.jpg (140KB, 652x434px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 652x434px

who do you think Dana would have said if Rose asked his opinion on shaving her head?

>>75232606
This isn't WWE. Shut up.

File: 1492175794557-sp.webm (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>>75231416
Lol I keep getting these weird replies to the Truth about Jon Jones's takedown tummy. How did DC cheat at the weigh in?

File: wwe_img.jpg (23KB, 670x377px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 670x377px

>>75232616
I got some bad news for ya

>>75232616
jose would have gotten a rematch if he understood marketability. it matters like it or not.

neither he or rose could draw a moth to a flame right now

File: Screenshot_20170414-020811.png (59KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 720x1280px

>>75232522

>>75232632
>Truth about Jon Jones's takedown tummy
hmmmm Really portions the neurons

What did he mean by this

File: cirkunov-cutelaba.webm (3MB, 1138x640px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1138x640px

>>75232522
solid picks
other than moicano beating stephens, each individual outcome seems likely enough to happen
volkov has struggled against grapplers for his entire career, and nelson is one of the best grapplers outside of the division's top ten

>>75232658
>Pootaker

File: Screenshot_2017-04-15-00-17-11.png (992KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

992KB, 1280x720px

Khabib getting advice on how to make his fights more entertaining from GSP

>>75232692
Man with ebola: "I am growing stronger"

File: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGi3qreIBIN_YDgflkAud63m_jqsFrTG9zT0bT5uFrNVZ7ihgB.jpg (6KB, 281x179px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 281x179px

You reckon CM Punk could beat Idris Elba at a catchweight bout?

>>75232469
>the speculation for a while is that it was a jab at PVZ who said she'd shave her head for charity
Literally only projecting autists thought this. Normal people didn't care.

>>75232640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EHbZ3eL5lc

46k views, it's nothing to write home about but it's not that bad either

>>75232676
>nelson is one of the best grapplers outside of the division's top ten

this isn't that big of a compliment at HW desu. Nelson's BJJ has been talked about a lot but I don't remember when he has shown it off

File: khabib vs johnson control and ground and pound 1.webm (3MB, 568x320px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 568x320px

>>75232692
>he doesn't think Khabib is entertaining

why not
he's one of the most active grapplers in the ufc, he's constantly looking to land strikes from top or threaten with some sort of submission
he never just sits there and focuses on maintaining position

>>75232727
>projecting
What

>>75232658
>shittaker
isnt that like a months wage in your country? thats a stupid bet