>Helicopters
>Snipers
How does it feel to forever be in the shadow of the greatest club of all time?
>greatest club of all time
>3 champions leagues
>>75206540
>designated shitskin club
>afraid of ISIS
Assuming the mudshits use an IED strat again what purpose would snipers serve protecting the bus? Stop a car of peace with bombs crashing into it?
Why didn't Leicester get this kind of protection yesterday?
When did Europa League become more important than Champions League?
>>75206810
It's all a false flag to get rid of expensive players who don't want to go to China.
>>75206810
The reason ISIS is winning is because they always change they're method of attack, was guns, now its vehicles
>>75206825
kek
>>75206829
Unconventional Warfare is the meta these days. Scooter of peace attack when?
Yo Belgium what the fuck is with your league system?
>>75206799
m8... Im sorry
Hoof. 500 backpasses. Zlatan double.
>>75206853
Laughed!
>>75206825
>>75206859
>The Annihilator of Anderlecht
>>75206865
>The Annihilators of Yugoslavia
>>75206818
its in brussels, jihad capital
>>75206907
Slavs are the last bastion of resistance against the turban threat, silly goose
Customers are trying to martyr the team so they can be posthumously awarded europa league to complete their quadruple
jeez, when did r/pol get here?
>>75206961
The details in this one never fail to amuse me
>Charlie Hebdo
>>75206918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7hvXeOAKw
>>75206829
I unironically think cars will follow guns in being heavily regulated once AI car technology develops further, with some further massacres by trucks driven by members of the religion of peace. As an aside what always gets me is that all these attackers were seemingly known to the authorities but seemingly left to their own devices, with tragic consequences.
>watch out manure
I hope there's no genuine threat's against our players, I've heard bad thing's about Molenbeek
>>75207073
Would be great for everyone. It'd kill useless jobs, improve traffic, help the enviroment and generally minimize the number of accidents.
>>75207098
>It'd kill useless jobs
That's a bad thing though.
What are the latest news on the Dortmund bombs? I don't trust our media.
>>75207108
Depends on how the rest of the system adjusts to that.
>>75207122
An Iraqi Isis guy was responsible alongside a ''''German'''' Abdullah. Wir schaffen das!
In football related matters I want to see my nigga Teodorczyk play today.
Is the the doing of the most famous customer Jihadi John?
>>75206540
Not sure if Muslims truly understand but when they start fucking around with shit like sports, they're days in Europe come a a lot closer to the end. Sometimes football are all people have, and to have some fuckface pedophile worshiper blow up your hometown team for some stupid religious reason? It will be carnage if they keep this going.
>>75207223
In general, Europeans who are hardcore fans are also very unlikely to be pro-Muslim. Even Dortmund, who we think of as kind of a hipster club and had some people put up a "refugees welcome" sign, has a pretty right-wing fanbase.
agree/disagree? Couldn't fit ibra or sanchez in there
>>75207342
did you mean to post this in the POTY thread?
>>75207342
>Kante
>Matic
>>75207091
Anderlecht is only a grenade's throw from Molenbeek and tbqhwy it isn't much better.
>that whole side of Brussels is a shitstain
>from Vilvoorde
>most foreign fighters
>to Forest
>safehouse where one of the Paris attackers was hiding and 2 other jihadisits were shot
>>75207424
do you unironically believe pogba's had a good year? I can only remember that one good game against someone like CP or sunderland
>>75206961
>mfw when my face when I don't recognize half the political flags
>>75206540
>the s*n
>>75207452
you got baited son
>>75207108
Why tho?
>>75207452
>The Carnage of Crystal Palace
>The Slayer of Sunderland
>>75207452
What the fuck are you doing? That's the Juve Slovak customer who's always pretending to be a manure fan for attention.
>>75207151
>Teo carrying a knock
>definitely won't start
>EL not a priority for Anderlecht
Possibly Teo will be used as a sub but the title (+ direct CL group stage spot) is more important. Grabbing a bit of cash from these 2 ties and focusing on the league.
>>75207760
Are you saying Anderlecht won't bother to put up a fight? It's just Manure
When was the last time Pogba dabbed?
>>75207904
He definitely hasn't done enough dabs to justify his transfer fee Tbh. I was expecting at least 15 dabs this season
>>75207904
With the prestigious, coveted EFL Cupâ„¢
>>75207223
>It will be carnage if they keep this going.
>not knowing that it's what they actually want
>>75207452
Stats certainly say so.
>>75207894
>Celta (de Vigo) - Genk (smurfs)
will be the best game this evening
>>75208205
Is the black smurf evil?!
>>75208226
no not at all
>>75206540
>The Sun
After this game Fellaini will never play again for Belgium and TieleGOAT will take his place
>>75208226
he bites the blue smurfs tail and turns them into black smurfs too.
>>75208226
It's in his nignog smurf nature (pic related)
>>75208273
ffs it's a chimpout
>>75208299
>>75208273
pourquoi les belges sont tellement racistes
>>75208273
>>75208298
>>75208299
VERY problematic
>>75206853
why is that region such a clusterfuck? till this day i still don't understand what all the wars and tension is about
>>75208299
>>75208273
>>75208226
Didn't they make the black smurfs purple in some anglo countries because it was considered rayciss?
>>75208317
>>75208314
I now remember
>being happy kiddo
>skipping past a pool of curdled blood
>ewww, yesterday must have been muslim slaughter feast
>local news later that day
>turns out it was another muzzie stabbing
>takes ages before it's cleaned up
>because muzzies keep attacking the cleaners
We're born racist and over time we become more and more racist
>>75208344
generally because each village has tried to genocide their neighbouring one over the past century.
where my slovakbro at
>>75208344
It's an area full of artificially drawn borders as well as a problematic mixture of ethnic and religious contact points.
>>75208355
Objectivelly biased and toxic point of view, look at all these joyful and diverse Brusselians --> >>75206994
>>75208414
ABU strong!
>>75208447
I now remember paris riots
>me-too riots in brussels
>a bunch of us kiddos forced to play a friendly in Anderlecht
>libtards feel this will ease shitskins back into civilised world
>place still looks like a warzone
>shitskins really shit
>still win the game despite taking it easy on shitskins
>leads to another chimpout
>lots of muzzies, lots of noice, mostly bottles being thrown though
>got lucky nothing really bad happened
>we got out more or less unscathed
The shit they can get away with in comics even today sometimes amazes me.
This is from the last Asterix comic. There's a pun involving Numidian scribes where they say: Nowadays we'd call them "nègres littéraires" (nègre in French can both mean "ghost writer" and "nigger").
>>75208472
>thinking most Chelsea fans are ABU
>>75208531
Everybody in England except United customers is an ABU
>>75208484
Would be funny if it wasn't sad
Anderlecht have 9 players who are 1 yellow away from suspension. Spajic, Nuytinck, Teodorczyk, Hanni, Acheampong, Dendoncker, Tielemans, Thelin and Sowah.
United have Bailly and Herrera.
>>75208531
I don't know anyone who isn't a Manure customer who doesn't feel negatively about them to certain degree
>>75208547
what the fuck do you know you're in slovakia
>>75208572
Sure to a certain degree but ABU is beyond that and mostly reserved to Livercucks, City and Arsenil in relatively recent times when both were relevant.
At best you can argue that Mouyes added more due his personality.
>>75208576
We have inadaptable aliens here too (gypsies), but luckily they're segregated in eastern ghettos and not even liberals are concerned witht them in the slightest. Can only imagine if they were """integrated""" into society like it's the case in western countries. Also, I've been to Lodnon
>>75206540
no one outside of London has ever heard of you!
nobody gives a shit about plastic clubs who've won less than 4 european cups
>slavabu jj customer littering the thread with his autism again
>i-i'm not a united fan I just watch all of their games and make match threads to make fun of them
kek
>>75208609
Mouyes is a blessing to ABUs, that washed-up fraud is a guarantee Manure won't progress past the >mouyes/van laal level no matter how much money Woodward gives him. We would be more worried if they got Pochettino for example
>>75208647
so you're saying the only relevant clubs in world football are madrid, milan, barca, bayern, liverpool and ajax?
neck yourself pal
>>75208681
I'm very interested in the greatest club in the world, can you blame me
>>75208701
they're the biggest clubs in the world, yes.
they are european royalty
>>75206540
>ISIS is trying to kill footballers!
If they were, they would.
>>75208641
I wish a sniper would blow off your fucking slav nigger head
>>75208740
>match not even started yet
>already AGITATED
>>75208740
kek someone was so triggered he even made a picture just for him.
What were they thinking in this moment?
1-1 imo
>>75206961
>tfw you support but kind of like Chelsea but also dislike but respect and absolutely despise them
>>75207077
he almost went to the Premier League btw
why don't Romanians rate him
>>75208783
"What should I post on Instagram later?"
"Will Wegner leave already?"
"Should I shave my legs?"
>>75208759
no match being on has never stopped you from crying over the fact your team spent all the pogba money on a 29 year old fat fuck who chokes on the big stage repeatedly. "B-but I went to see Juventus play in the CL final when I was seven with my mom's husband, I swear I'm not a customer even though I live a thousand miles from Turin"
Islam is a religion of piss. Mohammed was a false prophet.
>>75208839
jesus man don't get so triggered
>>75208783
>If Wenger plays Gabby P one more time, Insha'Allah I will be on the next flight back to Germany
>Blud I forgot to post my Instagram yesterday, gonna have to post after the game and that'll cut into my lan COD scrim tonight with the lads
>putain je deteste cet vieux homme connard fils de pute je vais quitter cet club de merde oh fuck just missed another sitter
>>75208839
sad!
>>75208273
>smuf for your lives
Imagine how these threads would be without the slovak shitposter
>>75208839
Fucking hell slavabu BTFO
Romero, Valencia, Bailly, Rojo, Darmian, Carrick, Pogba, Lingard, Mkhitaryan, Rashford, Ibrahimovic
>>75208839
Best post ITT so far
Ruben, Appiah, Mbodji, Nuytinck, Obradovic, Tielemans (c), Dendoncker, Stanciu, Bruno, Kiese Thelin, Acheampong
>>75208839
Ouch.
>>75208905
Perhaps the quality would rise. Or they would die much faster. I'd miss his Pogba obsession for sure.
>Martial on the bench again
Mourinho needs to fuck off
>>75208839
savage, bro
>>75208920
>Today I will remind them
>Leave Anderlecht to me
>>75208926
Because it's true
>>75208920
Herrera is banned? Otherwise pretty decent team, although I'd prefer Martial.
>>75208936
is tielemans good? Seems like if he's going to do anything special he'd have left belgium by now
If Pogboom is worth £90m how much is Dele worth?
>>75208945
Mou IN! The perfect United manager for me
>>75208963
nah he's one yellow from suspension. is there a point in the tournament where these yellows get cleared or is that it?
>>75208965
apparently he might go to monaco, would be a brilliant career move for him if true
>>75208965
He's only 19, so if anything, he'll leave in these upcoming transfer windows
I miss happy Mou. Fuck Real Madrid
>>75208839
This is /sp/ in a nutshell: Customers getting buttmad at other customers for being customers.
>>75208965
He's headed to Monaco it seems
>>75206540
And they wonder why we left the caliphate of Europe
>>75208978
after quarters
>>75208905
Or you for that matter manchild.
>>75208990
current mourinho is based. he's clearly going for the tortured artist aesthetic like your kurt cobains and your jim morrisons and your vincent van goghs
>>75208991
>2017
>STILL attempting to appropriate the "customer" term to non-Manure fans
Pakis have been trying for months now, never caught on
>>75209004
I don't shitpost, though
>>75209015
It originated from Bayern, newfag customer redditor shill
>>75208994
diminishing our role on the world stage and alienating our close geographic neighbours (i.e. ideal trading partners) will stick it to those muslims!
>>75209015
If you own juventus merchandise and live in another country you are a customer
Reminder that if you don't support the team closest to the hospital that your were born in, you're a customer
>>75209006
>tfw Mou cuts his ear off after Pogba misses a sitter
>>75209015
LOL I hit a nerve there... you live one THOUSAND miles from Turin. You buy any of their shit (including the Pogba shirt you burned), your a customer.
>>75209033
>>75209041
>people still reply to him
>>75209006
>tortured artist
More like decaying fraud
>>75209052
Amazing, isn't it?
>>75209053
/fa/ as fuck
>>75209003
ah probably why herrera ain't playing, cheers
>>75209033
Is this /bundes/?
>>75209051
>>75209041
>what is a bandwagoner
Every single club has some, especially the big ones. However there's only one designated chink/paki mechandise-selling corporation pretending to be a football club
has Slavbro actually been a United fan all this time or did he convert?
I'm convinced that he supports them at this point.
>>75209079
LOL
>>75209095
>>
>>75209079
Who /manutv/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IBFXHgScxE
Better than Arsenal's fan TV imo
>>75206540
>>75209079
DELET
>>75209095
See the post directly above yours, dickhead
>>75209097
We all know he does. #1 fan
Haven't seen Anderlecht play since they Crystanbul'd Arsenal in the CL
I want to [spoiler]hug[/spoiler] the girl on the left
>>75209116
>match at Old Toilet
>crowd shot
>98% chance of people there being paki/chink with Manure scarfs, most likely checking their phones instead of watching the game
>Manure draw
>*ding ding* Thank you, and come again
>mfw
How many goals will United win by today?
3 or 4?
>>75209151
1 at most
I'm feeling a draw here, desu
>>75209151
It will be an abject 0-0. Screencap
>>75209141
>Indonesia tour
Every match at Old Trafford is an Indonesia tour it seems
>>75209151
As a chelsea bandwagonner circa 2003 let me tell you that mou will playing for a 0-0 away from home
I like how there are two sets of bandwagoners arguing about who goes to games when neither of them have attended any.
>>75209177
Not getting an away goal is pretty risky. They will probably score at least one. Two seems more likely.
>>75209175
Have they ever toured the shit hole country you reside in? Oh wait, there's not enough shekels to be made there.
>>75209196
it's easier to win at home, so a nil-nil away is advantage to the home team in the second leg. Considering the gap in quality between the two sides getting an away goal should be easy but mou won't risk it. 0-0 away from home, 1-0 at OT book it
>>75208920
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>75209158
nah. They want a comfortable win away to rest during the return match.
I'm guessing they push for 2-3 goals.
>>75209188
Like I said, /sp/ in a nutshell.
>>75209225
>it's easier to win at home
this is united you're talking about lad (though admittedly united have been almost perfect at home in the EL this season)
>>75209205
>get shekels from gullible oriental customers
>spend them on twitter players in hopes of selling more merchandise
>6th (sixth)*
#JustManureThings
*Update: 5th
Everyone replying to SlavABU is more cancerous than him.
>>75209141
Wow, Kim Jong Un supports Juve?
>EL not a priority for Anderlecht
>the title (+ direct CL group stage spot) is more important
Grabbing a bit of cash from these 2 ties and focusing on the league.
>>75209256
don't worry, lad. Mou knows what it takes in europe and there is no team left that *should* be able to beat this united side
>>75206589
THIS
>>75209292
Lyon look good
>>75209260
>flush your history down the toilet in order to sell more shit to customers
>spend millions on a logo a 3rd grader could've made
#JUSTventus
>>75209280
Manure had a hard time against Ok Tractor and can't beat Hull or West Brom, it's a shame if Anderlecht just throw the match. They could easily get a result if they try tonight
>Mourinho will never rock this suit colour combo ever again
Why even live?
>>75209321
Stop this. I get making fun of the slovak and all that but what Juve did is just sad and should be off limit for bantz.
>>75209321
>history
>current crest was 11 years old
>American customers in charge of having the faintest idea of football outside of FIFA and Manure Twitter
>>75209321
>JUST
>>75209321
JUST
>>75209336
>German >mouyes fanboy trying this hard to make friends with customers
You know they're the most fickle band of casuals possible, right? As soon as >mouyes gets sacked, they won't stop talking shit about him. Like they do with Moyes and Van Gaal now
I tried shitposting in the juventus matchthread this week and got bored after 15 minutes of it. How does this Slovak endure full matches evey week
How many bongs till this match?
>>75209302
pogba, miki, ibra, de gea and co. I'm not doing the classic english ignorance about sides in the europe league, this team really should have too much for these teams
>>75209343
It was still pretty close to the iconic 93 badge, which was close enuff to the 76 one.
>>75209368
Not like I'll care about them at this point. Besides it's given that they were pissed about Moyes, he should never be anywhere near their management and would be under-qualified for the youth teams. Van Laal bored everyone to death, so it's understandable too.
Besides most Manure customers didn't like him from the start and simply respect him, which is pretty fair.
>>75209382
22 bings
>>75209374
autism
>>75209374
Congrats, you're not autistic and/or NEET
>>75209382
About 40 bings.
where the fuck is the EL general
>>75209374
because you're not suicidal to the point you need to shitpost for attention
>>75206918
how bad is it, honestly? I'll be visiting for one day unfortunately
If only Arsenal get relegated to this competition. I'm pretty sure our team is better than this current Man U squad.
>>75209451
go to a pub they won't be there
>>75209451
It's a terrible city.
>>75209374
That's because you don't actually care about Juventus, positively or negatively, while my feelings towards Manchester Corp. are genuine
>>75209463
What in all world makes you think that? You barely escaped with a draw and are behind them in the league. Also Arsenal will ALWAYS bottle it under pressure, which is given once you leave the group phase.
>>75209463
EPL table says otherwise
>>75209498
he's that indonesian arsenal fag who shitposts about how refballed they got last season
>>75209498
We have like 3 games in hand mate.
>>75209490
genuine autism
>>75209463
>the state of arsenal fans
>>75209528
Nigga what?
>>75209451
small but nice, head over to maison antione for some chips and mayo
>>75209528
arsenal and united have played the same number of games idiot
>>75209550
You must be that Chelshit leaf who seems to spend more time shitposting in our general than talking about your own team.
>>75209407
I mean the logo is disgusting, there's no defending it. Used "term" logo on purpose because it doesn't even qualify as a crest
>Moyes, Van Gaal
Both underperformed, like >mouyes does now, so it hardly matters what the playstyle, youth use and other circumstances are. You can notice that customers are already starting to complain about Mourinho these days, respect or not, just like they gave up on Pogba already. They're "loyal" (besides those who switched to Chelsea) to Manure brand, not to people associated with it.
>>75206540
>greatest club
Fucking lelerpool has more UCL than you kok
>>75209574
wrong again. i'm the canadian united fan.
>>75208839
THE STATE OF JUSTOMERS
Groly groly emyu
>>75209589
>so it hardly matters what the playstyle, youth use and other circumstances are
These do affect how people perceive managers. Nobody sane is calling for Mouyes head yet while people were sick of Van Gaal in his first season. If he'd play less boring, there would be calls to give him more time for sure. Moyes asked to be hated by the fans with every comment he made. Though obviously performance matters the most in the end.
>They're "loyal" (besides those who switched to Chelsea) to Manure brand, not to people associated with it.
Like most football fans then.
>Amerilard in footy thread
Disgusting
whERe the FUCK is the fukCING EUrOPEA LEAGUE GENERAL YOU HACKS
pooba haha
>>75209751
>Indonesian involved in anything other than making my t-shirts
*pukes violently*
Guess what lads
>>75209772
>tf
>tt
>>75209821
nice thank you
Let's be nice to each other shall we?
>>75209798
what is it Shlomo?
>>75209851
how was your day? :3
>>75209864
I'm going to be streaming the match Mircea
>>75209889
for the last time we aren't falling for your tricks
>>75209889
oh nooo
Easy fucking money
>>75209922
is that you betanon?
>>75209899
Except for hundreds of you
>>75209931
Nah I'm not a fucking bottlejob, never cashed out a bet in my life
>>75209873
Not bad. Last day before long weekend.
is he just there to teach dabbing techniques?
>>75209947
Good. We all know what happened last time an anon cashed out
>>75209922
>both teams to score
you fucking dingus, have you ever watched a mou european game?
>>75206818
The spanish hate Muslims
Where is the game thread faggots
>>75209706
>Like most football fans
Normal fans (not customers) tend to stand behind the personnel, unless it's a total catastrophy. In Manure's case, this hardly applies because they were used to domination under Ferguson and are deluded enough to believe the club is among the elite. So if >mouyes doesn't deliver EL and finishes outside of Top 4, he's dead as far as customers are concerned. They believe that if they spend 150 million every summer they're entitled to success based on finances alone, no matter how retarded the investments are (*dabs*). Luckily for >mouyes, they can also be easily fooled into the illusion of success with Milk trophies like EFL. >mouyes however is very well aware of his underachieving, just look at his face.
>>75210015
this is it
>>75208839
imagine getting this BTFO'd by a yank bloody hell.
Slovak Jewventus customer's best days are really behind him
>>75209947
>had £50 on Justin Rose @ 20/1 to win the Masters
>could have cashed out for £450 at the 10th on the final day
ALWAYS cash out
>>75209977
>2017
>caring about performances on the pitch
Lamoing @this grandpa. Get your priorities straight old-timer
1. dabing
2. cuting hair
3. kicking the ball
Anderlecht are gonna park the bus because their attack is injured. People are gonna say Belgian football is shit. Book it.
>Giving the UEFA cup its own meme anthem
For what purpose
>>75210109
Oh great. >We are absolute shit against parked buses.
damn tielemans is even thiccer than hazard
It begins
>>75210138
He's super cute.
>>75210135
>we
>>75209977
>100 million for a dabbing clinton morrison
The mind boggles
If Man United don't win the EL, I'll laugh.
If Man United win the EL, I'll laugh because they're celebrating winning the EL.
ew it replied to me
Ffs Bruno
>>75209451
It's a great city but some suburbs area are shite, like any big city.
Don't listen to the french they can't appreciate anything
>>75210194
Remind me how many cups the Netherlands have won?
>>75210194
Literally no bad outcome possible. Don't forget they would have to play the CL next year, which guarantees comedy gold
>ROMERO
chelsea would booty blast both of these teams
Wat
It's just not Romero without a moment of comedy gold
>poobag
How is Pogba so fucking bad?
romero trying to be neuer
>>75210194
>I'll laugh because they're celebrating winning the EL
this is honestly stupid. the EL is a better competition to win than a national cup and every team will celebrate winning that.
The struggle of trying to find a stream.... it is real
>>75209922
>hahaha they won a trophy
>>75210261
>5:0 on aggregate so far
>playing again soon
Can't wait
>>75210109
dumb waffle
>>75210261
Well they're going to manure this Sunday.
>>75210276
You just use him wrong, Ed la
>>75210302
>he doesn't know where to get streams
if anything my stream is better than big games because there's less people watching and therefore less buffering
Man Utd are actually going to lose, aren't they?
>>75210358
I know where to get them. Acestream kills my connection so I can't shitpost while watching, everything else is either FS1 or buffering nonsense.
>>75210332
Chelshit has been looking shaky lately so I won't be surprised if Man U can nick a win or so.
>Manue unironically (!) getting dominated
>1 pound of flesh for the healthy Fabrice Muamba
>>75210382
>Acestream kills my connection
lmao sucks to be you
>>75210383
this game dents United's chances against Chelsea quite a bit desu
>>75210382
type in google ronaldo7 anderlecht manchester united
>>75210383
Yes but they did beat Man City last week.
>>75210194
eh, at least they didnt go full retard in europe like tottnum
>man united
>relevant
is teeleemans unironically better than pogba
>>75210383
mou's only tactic will be to foul hazard kek
>>75210408
>lmao sucks to be you
>>75210419
Ayy
>>75210419
my tactic is to do foul things to yer mum m8
>>75210417
Yeah but does he celebrate with a characteristic arm movement?
>>75210302
>use Cricfree
>if I click on anything i'll get redirected to a shady site with misspelled ads saying "WARINING! YOUR COMPUTER MAY BE AT RISK FOR VIRUSES"
>use Rojadirecta
>stream is blocked by notice saying "PLEASE DISABLE AD BLOCKER SO YOU CAN WATCH THE STREAM/GET 17 POP UNDERS"
Why isn't this game distracting me from the fact that I can't even get any Tinder matches, and even if I did they still don't know about my alternating boring/offensive personality
>Pong in charge of anything but running and kicking as hard as he can
>>75210468
Get a hobby if you need a distraction from your shitty life
>>75210468
jesus you sad fuck
here have a pick up line on me:
Hi (name), I have a problem. My pet turtle, Walter, escaped. Can you help me find him?
Why isn't De Gea playing?
Anderlecht haven't looked great and they're at home.
Even St Etienne had a decent spell early in the first leg against United.
>They celebrate a corner kick like it's a goal
>>75210457
but does wogba give /trb/ players organisms?
>>75210468
just be yourself :)
>>75210496
romero is the EL specialist
>>75210496
Never plays Europa
>>75210492
Pretty good honestly
>>75210461
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WHAT THE FUCK
Oh my god
not even surprised at this point
MISSGARD
>>75210517
it has worked multiple times for me, use it mate, it's my gift to /spuh/
Any lads ever use an escort?
>>75210549
yes, many, many times
I love whores
Chicharito would have scored
>>75210549
Nah pal, more of a fiesta bloke meself
rashford playing pretty good atm desu
>>75210533
>100k quid a week
Apologize to poogba now
>>75210492
Wait, do I use that on Tinder? because I don't even get that far
>>75210498
I will let you in on a secret :
Belgian team's, all of them, are bad and their only purpose is scouting grounds/low profile players retirement home
What are they chanting?
rashford is everywhere god damn
>celta 2 - 1 genk
why watch this crap
>>75210597
*dabolologizes*
>pogba
rashfords the best player on the pitch right now desu
>>75210615
Aaaa-nderlecht
>all these shitty pogba passes
nigger is trying way too hard
>0 (zero) sand dollars
>>75210615
>UNDERLAY
Lots of Mexicans in Belgium
>>75210492
is theere a joke in there Abdullah? or am I just that dense.
>pogba controls the ball
>replay every time
fuck off with this meme
>le 89 billion dollar cool first touch man
>ferguson
you can tell he's enjoying the downfall
>>75210598
or in real life, doesn't matter, just have an answer ready to whatever she could respond
>sure what does he look like?
green, purple mask and a big swastika tattoo on its back
>why do you have a pet turtle?
because my neighbours always complained about the noise my cheetah made
>ugghh no wtf??
why do you hate turtles? i bet you dump plastic in the ocean
it's easy lad, just practice for a bit
>>75210670
I think Walter is his cock.
Are the customers in this thread happy with the performance?
I'm Belgian
>>75210687
Too flaccid in the final 3rd
>>75210101
>dabing
>the gay as
>>75210687
Top notch stuff at times lad.
>>75208522
DELETE THIS
>>75210700
You don't say
>>75210683
>i bet you dump plastic in the ocean
Can't tell that to plastic bitches though
>>75210700
the ozil of nationalities
>>75210700
fokoff m'bongo
>>75210670
you're just that dense Sinead
weird lines are just as good as funny lines, you don't want a good response, you just want a response
>roshit
Has Manure forgotten how to finish?
bretty good hoofball desu
>27 minutes passed
>still 0-0
>>75210739
Where have you been for the entire season?
>It's a cross the ball right across the face of goal with no one even close to the ball episode
>its an ibra plays like shit but scores anyway episode
>>75210751
Might be 0-0 but seeing how this is going, Anderlecht can be happy if it ends in only 0-3 for Man U
>its a zlatan ruins every attack episode
>>75210751
Haha
>Lingard has started the last 4 matches
Absolutely criminal.
god damn united are boring af to watch
After watching Juve vs Barca and Bayern vs Real, you quickly notice how shit Man Utd and English teams are with their decisions on the ball. Might start watching Johnnyball instead.
>>75210802
its jose playing his boring anti football
>>75210802
If I'm a customer, I'd ask for a refund.
My family is comprised of Chinese immigrants. My dad's grandmother emigrated from someplace in the south of China and married a fairly well off merchant already living in Manila. My own grandmother (of Chinese descent_ was raped in the second world war by Japanese soldiers and gave birth to my father, who then proceeded to marry yet another Chinese immigrant woman, then gave birth to me. As you can imagine our family reunions are pretty much comprised of a sea of yellow people but it still doesn't look half as much like piss as Pogba does every time he steps on a pitch in a Manchester United shirt.
>>75210802
Reminder Van Gaal died for this impotent shit we see now
>>75210807
>tfw I missed both those games
just end my life senpai
How many world class saves with this keeper make against "us" tonight?
>>75210825
POGBERT DESTROYED
>>75210492
How often did it work?
>>75210850
>world class save
Made me chuckle
>>75210836
>didn't watch Dybi style all over Barca on Tuesday
Lad...
>>75210850
>world class saves
This is going to be a shit finishing episode
/gif/ here, who's your favourite actress, /sp/?
>>75210850
He's only playing EL. In the league he's second in line behind a literal fatass.
Reminder to all posters here belgium probably wont exist in another 3 years time . Communists are the largest party in wallonia so it will be impossible to form a government .
>>75210886
Alexis Texas/Virgo Peridot
>>75210854
probably 3 times for sex, a couple more times for further conversation, but I have plenty more, I like to switch things up
but I'm a raging alcoholic so I can bullshit like no other
Why am I even doing this to myself
>>75210886
>/gif/
Not a fan of interracial desu
>>75210898
>big ass fan obviously
>British
>Doesn't say Paige Turnah
For shame
What do you think Ferguson is thinking while watching this game?
>>75210886
Diane Kruger
>>75210888
>Manure can't score past Anderlecht's backup keeper
Just watch customers call him worldclass after he makes several basic saves
>>75210897
? Already made it once without a gov, will make it again
>english commentators talking how the only relevant team left is united
MKHIIIIIIII
MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN MKHITARYAN
Can't even watch the footy with bloody terrorist ruining it.
TSUUUUUUU
>>75210920
I do like her as well but she don't do porn no more.
MICKEY MOUSE
>>75210928
Not again mate and with the fucking PTB the disgusting nation known als belgium will finally die
>ABUs
>andershit
Rashford has played well desu, shame he didn't score
Oh ABUs, sweeties, you look upset.
APOLOGIZE
One Europa League please
Chelshit is finished this weekend.
Crucial away goal. When we lose 7-1 here we only need to win 6-0 at OT
>>75210886
prime Gianna makes my penis cry with joy tbqh
>>75210922
>is that boy dabbing
>>75210930
they're not entirely wrong
Very impressive, will purchase a Mkhi shirt.
*yawns*
MICKY THE ARYAN!
>>75206540
MICHAEL THE ARYAN
The customer is always right.
>>75210970
Where do you live you prick. I'm gonna bash your skull in.
Cry more bitch Niggas
>>75206907
Bruh, the only reason why ISIS will never reach central Europe en-masse is because the Slavs will obliterate them with brute force
>>75210897
reminder belgium doesn't even exist now
>>75210965
>>75210970
>literally DESTROYING Anderlecht
We're back friends. Back in style
Well here come the first, 1-3,1-4 at the end of the night
>this is considered a good team in Belgium
wew
No Najar and Teo, no Anderlecht.
>celta running riot
delete spanish clubs from europe immediately
>>75210886
Gotta say Jayden Jaymes, for me.
>Un saludo a todos los hinchas del Manchester United en Venezuela
>>75211008
Where is Pogba?
>>75210927
could you please clarify
>>75210886
Salma Hayek
>>75211013
Don't forget that you will see players from Anderlecht in your league in the coming years
SPEAK UP ABUS SPEAK THE FUCK UP
>>75210886
Malena Morgan
inb4 Jose goes to a back 6 to protect a 1-0 lead.
>>75211011
>1-3, 1-4
I hope so
>>75211008
>pooney
>trashford
>memetial
>memepiss
>>75211013
They have topped the table. And then there's the Genk result. Perhaps >>75210601 was right
>>75211008
I miss Rppney now wtf??
>>75210886
Leah Gotti
>>75210886
Ava Addams
>>75211061
Cash the fuck out mate.
>>75211023
>Belgium had 2 teams left in the Europa
>now 0
GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI GUIDETTI
>>75211049
wouldn't mind Tielemans in Swansea s midfield then
>>75211081
>topped the table
>still have to go through a playoff to determine the champion
why belgium, why
>>75211081
>teams from a small league aren't as strong as teams from the big leagues
wow just how?
>>75210704
i have something flaccid in my pants if you catch my drift
>>75210886
Monica
>>75211138
pls elaborate
>>75211123
supposed to make it more "spicy"
Never liked that change
>>75211140
Fuck you
>>75211140
okokokoko
>>75211140
cunt
>>75210886
Kenzie
>>75211140
I've fallen for this before.
>>75210886
Kylie Maria
>>75211041
Deep down they probably knew what's comming ayy
>>75211085
t. Fissuh Alia
>>75211166
you should take a seat sir
>>75211167
>>75211161
>>75211159
>>75211154
what happens? beheading? gore? some shit like that?
MY WIFE'S SON in the Harry Potter advert.
>>75211049
Which former Anderlecht players are in the PL now?
>>75211206
anal beads
>>75211206
worse, dont touch it m8
>>75211230
Lukaku apparently
>>75211206
reply or mom dies
>>75211230
kompany and lukaku
>>75211206
Mongolians.
>>75211206
DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT
>>75211259
Absolute madman
Good grief, Turkey and France not getting along? How mad has the arab world gotten?
>>75211196
I'm already sitting
>>75211194
Ah howay Skrtle lad.
http://www.juventus.com/en/news/news/2013/juventus-soccer-schools-expand-reach-in-slovakia.php
STAB THAT FUCKING KID WHO KEEPS KICKING HIS CUNT BALL AT YOUR WINDOWS, M8
>>75211230
>>75211245
Kompany aswell to cite the famous ones, then you got the one who went for a year or low profile teams etc
>>75211061
Cash out that is never paying out.
>>75211285
Gonna have to find a wife so I can enlist her son there
>>75211286
what...
>>75211259
>NOT THE BEEF
>>75211298
>mbemba and memetrovic got the geordies relegated
kek
>>75211313
it's an advert, something about double glazing
>michael owen
>that's a hard finish
>1 yard out
I met Michael Owen once, he's an absolute piece of shit.
>>75211318
Karma got the geordies relegated
>>75211337
The angle was pretty shitty, specially when you running. Given Uniteds success with scoring lately, it was moderately surprising that the ball went in and didn't hit the post or something.
pls dump black qts here pls
>>75211354
what was it like desu
Rashford is a better player than Martial but not as talented.
>>75211311
Our womens team beat yours the other day.
I had dreams of a footy mad Slovakian gf
>>75211356
go to bed alan
realistically they should win this cup
>>75211400
Will it affect the top 4 in the Epl?
Never really thought about it before but watching a US stream, it is weird how American sports often put the home team second.
>>75211374
Agreed. Marital is more talented but Rashford knows what it means to play for United
>>75211400
Realistically, anything less than a win is a kind of a shame for Man U
>>75211416
if united finish outside the top 4 and win the EL, top 4 + united get in the CL
4th will only get kicked out if teams outside the top 4 win the EL and CL
>>75211416
It would mean that whoever is 4th doesn't go to the CL.
And if Leicester win the CL (they will), then only the top 2 qualify.
>>75211436
you got a new thread ready?
>>75211436
I see someone is implying a leicester run, you cheeky lad
>>75211444
as always
>>75211442
P.S. this is assuming Utd nor Leicester get top 4, which I don't believe they will.
>>75211298
kouyate
>>75211427
Fuck off, nonce.
>>75211442
Incorrect
>>75211373
Just an arrogant prick.
>>75211442
no you can have 5 teams
>>75211436
>Arsenal finish 4th
>United win EL and Lester win CL
Book it
If he really got cunted in the face he'd still be down
>>75211442
it's been 3 years how do you not know the new rule
>he doesnt kick the footy through the neighbours windows
>carrick
>Rafael
>>75211465
Fellaini started his youth career at Anderlecht.
>>75211489
>mfw
>>75211451
I still believe in meme magic
>>75211489
>they get 4th
>announce wengers contract extension
>utd and leicester win their finals
almost as funny as liverpool getting 4th in that scenario desu
>>75211489
>you now remember when Chelsea won the EL and cucked Spurs out of a CL spot
>lyon losing
Belgian teams shouldn't be allowed in the CL or europa. Not good enough
>>75211427
martial is just eternally upset because he started playing as a striker and can't accept he's better on the wing
>>75211496
>he doesn't tear the neighbours' windows off the frame, remold them into a glass ball and play footy with that
Embarassing
>>75211518
michy batshit too, no? many others in that case
>>75211518
Mbkani
Defour
Wasilewski
Okaka
Those last three are pretty shameful tho.
>>75211544
You got the Europe thing twisted i think, actualy Man U should not be allowed in it
valencia is a god damn hero
Started poorly this half
send valencia to a better club
Where the new thread at family?
>>75211570
first 2 more standard tbqh
>>75211584
Eh do'nt worry, it's the typical little team with heart that wanna play well for their fan since it could be their last match in Europa at home, they will run like mad dogos for 10 more mins and then be out of shape for the rest of the match and conceed two,3 more
>>75211140
Ugh.
>>75211550
>he doesnt put an icepick through his friends dads head when he referees a game of backyard slideball and calls you offside when your clear on goalio
Pathetic
>>75211647
>>75211736
No you didn't.
>>75211140