/mlb/ general - #TBT edition

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S T R O S
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CUSB SHUT THE FUCK OUT ON RING NIGHT

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Go D-sneks

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crubs

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who /division leader/ here

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Really makes you think

>>75204442
Tied for the best record in baseball.

>>75204449

>offensive to short people

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>75204449
>Indians-you already know

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>Matt Cain has more wins that Bumgarner

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>>75204450
ty for jay bruce btw

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Baltimore Orioles

>>75204463
>Dodgers are the ugly Mexican
Pottery.

>>75204449
This is offensive to people that have been attacked at zoos by animals other than tigers

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Teams over .500:
Orioles!
Rays!
Tigers!
Twins!
Angels!
Astros!
Athletics!
Mets!
Nationals!
Reds!
Cubs!
Diamondbacks!
Rockies!
Dodgers!

Teams at .500:
Red Sox
Yankees
Indians
Marlins
Padres

Teams under .500:
>blow gays
>whos
>roylels
>rags
>memeiners
>lillies
>barves
>broors
>pierats
>methinals
>jints

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jints desu

>>75204476

now theres a pic I havent seen in a while

>>75204495
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHPPPP

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>>75204487
>tfw white but accept the doyers culture

>>75204493
why is resd gril so qt

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>>75204442

>>75204425
>o-for-rings

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>>75204507
the ultimate low-test meme

>>75204476
Thank you for breaking this one back out again. Nice feels from simpler times.

>mariners sucking a huge dick
wew

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>rags

>>75204449
I can see libruls throwing a legit fit over the Yankees, Red Sox, Athletics, Angels, Braves, Nationals, Marlins, Dodgers, and Padres for these reasons. These are just as valid as the made-up problems people have with Chief Wahoo

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>>75204896
>mfw espn is talking about how offensive chief wahoo is but have a big picture of the logo on the screen the entire time

>>75204979
lol who?

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>when someone says Clemente is the GOAT Pirate
>when someone says Rose is the GOAT Red
>when someone says Schmidt is the GOAT Phillie
>when someone says Ripken is the GOAT Oriole
>when someone says Puckett is the GOAT Twin

>>75205005

>Bonds was the GOAT pirate
>Randy Johnson was the GOAT Mariners pitcher

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>when the people behind home plate holding up their phones to capture le epic moment dejectedly drop them back in their laps after they get a strikeout

>>75205005
Danny Devito was the goat twin

Not enough >rags in here.

>>75204463
>Giants are the best actor of the bunch

Nice

>>75205005
So there is a better Phillie than Schmidt, the GOAT 3B?

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>There's an afternoon and evening game on MLB Network today. Check local listing to see which.

>be me, a real nigga
>rooming with a donald at university
>invites me to play baseball with some of his fellow donalds one weekend
>decide to go even though I've never played
>literally hit a home run on every delivery to me
>pitch all of them out for 3 golden strikes

kek
KEK
K E K

nice "spoort" you've got there

>>75205796
Pajeet can throw heat
Strike one, two and three!
But pooing in loo
Is an impossible feat!

Whatever happened to those indian players disney tried to meme into the mlb?

>>75205796
There once was a man named Pajeet
Would shitpost all day like a NEET
Said baseball is gay
Played cricket all day
And liked to make poo in the street

>>75206481

Americans hate Indians

>It's Steve Pearce's birthday
>his meme poster isn't here
;_;

>>75205786
>Toronto 1-7
>Seattle 2-8
Are they THAT top heavy?

How come cricket players never transition to baseball? It's infinitely more money to be a baseball player

>>75206572
>A britbong that likes Baseball or any american sport besides Basketball
Is it christmas?

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MARINERS!
2-8, just as planned

>>75206598
That marines v phillies WS is coming out as planned!

>>75206593
see >>75206597
britpakis generally don't give a fuck about baseball, they're too busy sucking at sports they "invented"

>>75206593

>Having to poo in loo

Not worth

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>tfw dont get to play the Lillies today

>rags

>>75206593
It's an entirely different skillset

Cricket is about hitting the ball on the bounce with a flat bat and in cricket you can generally take or protect without issue.

Baseball is hitting a ball in the air with a round bat and the only way to reliably foul it off is to smack it foul.

Skillsets are too different to ever realistically see a cricket batsman/bowler adapt to a sport they've probably never played.

(Also Indian cricket leagues pay a shitload for next to no work)

>>75206657
I apologise for hitting enter that much, the post looks like total shit.

>>75206657
that was more or less my point desu

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>Elvis Andrus has already hit 3 HRs this year

What the fuck

>>75206657

This. It's sometimes entertaining to get into a baseball vs. cricket debate, which sport is harder, etc, etc, but outside a couple of superficial similarities, the sports are vastly different.

>>75206657
>Skillsets are too different to ever realistically see a cricket batsman/bowler adapt to a sport they've probably never played.

>Kieran Powell, the opener who last played for West Indies in June 2014, is looking to get himself a place in an MLB franchise.

>a Yankees scout had a look at Powell in Florida this week, and was rather unimpressed.

>What exactly did he think of his hitting skills? "He sucks. He's not worth any time," the scout told ESPN.com.

Indeed.

>>75206690
He also has 0 SB so far which just as weird. He must have beefed up in the offseason.

>>75206690
The Rangers have suddenly become a dinger team again. They currently lead the league in HRs despite having played 1 less game than most teams.

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>>75205786
>No 'stros playing today

Just why did I even wake up today?

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Happy bday Steve!

Is it just me, or does it seem like offenses are scoring more runs this year?

>>75206908

Nope. Offenses are fire this year so far.

Probably die down once the grind starts.

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DADS

Manfred should figure out a way to speed up the game of cricket

There isn't one team leading a division that's a legitimate contender. Enjoy your brief stays in the limelight because it ain't gonna last.

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>Andre Romine leading off

Now this is too cerebral.. Even for Brad.

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>>75207095

>>75207127
I repeat, there isn't one team leading a division that's a legitimate contender.

>>75206916
>Probably die down once the grind starts.

Isn't April usually supposed to be one of the better months for pitchers since it's colder and balls don't fly as far? It's very possible this early hot hitting isn't going to die down.

I think the league might be experiencing a momentary deficiency of good pitchers. It seemed like just about every team in the offseason was desparate for starting pitchers, but hardly any were available.

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>>75206880
Is it really?
He gonna get a dinger tonight

>>75205786

just a gentle reminder that your work is genuinely appreciated. you add to this general and we're lucky to have you

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if your run differential isn't at least +20, get the fuck out of my thread

>Literally Smoak playing better than Meme Man Bautista
1-161 this year, boys.

>>75207456
>resd
>relevant

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Anyone ever just wake up and feel like punching a Mets fan in the face

>>75207491

mets fans were some of the nicest to me as a visiting fan so far

now, yankee fans?

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>>75207491

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>FG WAR is implying that there have been 10 whole teams who's relief pitching has been worse than the Rangers

Yeah no that's literally impossible you fucking nerds.

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>>75207491
Can't say I have.

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>>75207525
*blocks your path*

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>>75207631
>using other teams players to talk shit

check out the cuck

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>>75207690
It's all we have left. S-stop beating us at our own park please.

>>75206814
Unless Yu Darvish starts then we go cold.

>#Tigers Anibal Sanchez didn't pitch yesterday, but his ERA just dropped from 9.64 to 1.93 because of a scoring change on April 6th.

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>>75207690
*blocks your path*

>>75207850
>rags

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Jose Leclerc just made the horrible career mistake of putting himself in a prime position to take over the role of closer for the Rangers.

Poor guy. He's only 23 and he's already doomed any chance of staying in the league longer than 2 years.

>>75208036
Dyson is the rag, though. If we won Tuesday night without him, nobody would be talking shit.

>>75208055
It's still most likely going to be Barnette, leclerc did impress and that cutting changeup pitch he has is really crazy and when it's on it's on closer type stuff that pitch. But with recent injuries and still waiting for guys to come off injuries Bannister is going to be doing his little week or two of shuffling relievers and closers around like he did when Tolleson shit he bed.

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>Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo still haven't hit home runs

>>75208178
They will get 30 hrs this year. Combined

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HE'S BACK

>>75208055
You have to post the smug Wahoo version

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I miss him

Will there ever be a 173-0 team?

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>>75208755

>>75204477

wait for the drop

>>75205796

and then you pooped on the mound

stay classy, Poonjab

>>75208764
no but bombston will go 169-4 some day

>>75208846
I see what you did there

>>75206481
One was released eons ago and the other battled constant arm issues and is still trying I think but he hasn't pitched in 5 years and I think he's out of a team now so he's done.

They should do this shit in Pakistan if they do it again. They've always thrown way harder in cricket, and baseball appears to have some presence there for some reason

>>75206657
Highest paid players make like 2M, salary cap for the whole team is like 10M so most players make far less than league minimum in MLB. But yeah obviously it's not an easy transition to make

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>>75207456

based Reds on pace to win 126 games

BREAKING

>Marlins plan to build Jose Fernandez sculpture outside stadium

Is Florida actually going to build a sculpture of a guy who got wasted, did a bunch of coke, then crashed his boat killing his friends a monument?

Fuck Florida, not even once.

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>>75209201
a statue seems a bit much, I'd want a 30 foot high mural of a picture of him smiling.

>>75209201

based

>>75209201
Sounds like the epitome of Cuban culture

>>75209267
>>75209279
Im not trying to be edge here. He was a nice guy and well love, but think of the families and loved ones of the victims that he killed. Theyre making a statue of their killer. Now every time they see it itll be a reminder. Accident or not. Any decent role model should not be making such terrible choices.

>>75209312

Well his friends were doing coke on a boat, and if I remember correctly they were in the fucking ocean.

The monument is retarded, but not because of the families. But because it's a monument a guy got because he had a fatal dui; holy shit that is so fucking retarded.

>rags

>>75209201
third world spics idolize this type of behavior, what do you think s florida is?

I'm suprise they even speak english at marlin games

>>75209360
correct and correct

I agree. The family part isnt the kicker but its icing on the retarded cake that is a statue of a guy who killed himself after having his break out season. Probably will be a HoF at this point.

>>75209201

Need a massive 3x life size bronze statue of Jose crunk as fuck sailing his boat really fast, flanked by oscar tavares and yordano ventura.

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Is this the worst logo in all of baseball? Looks like the logo for a company that sells sporting equipment

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>>75207491
how'd that beatdown feel?
ready for more next week?

hold still, this is gonna hurt real bad

>>75208717

here
>>75204881

>>75204881
I heard this was the pitchers girlfriend

>>75209517
I heard it was OP's girlfriend

>>75209532

Red Sox vs Pirates game thread

>>75207095
>rags

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>>75209437
yup

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>tfw you win your first game in 2 years

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>>75209604
>tfw your next start is against the lillies

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>>75209666
>tfw to intelligent to lose to the lillies

>Rizzo finally hit a home run

>>75209544
OP is a faggot. He doesn't want a girlfriend

>tfw you make a game thread and nobody posts in it

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>>75209201
>my alma mater Rutgers got rid of all Ray Rice pictures around the school for a single punch despite the fact that he hold multiple records and awards
>this guy killed his friends after doing coke and is getting a monument
>mfw

>White Sox Cleanup hitter is actually and unironically Cody Asche

Is there such thing as being too obviously tanking?

I mean how can the padres even compete with this?

>>75210972
quintana trade when?

Is Mookie Betts a bust?

>>75211152
>packed him as untradeable diamond card in DD
>batting .136 with 1 RBI

shieeeet

>>75211152
>mookie busts
>xander bustgarts
>jackie bustley jr.
>andrew bustintendi
>christian bustquez

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>he doesnt have the player with the worst batting average min. 30 ABs

>>75211292
wow what a funny post

>>75211293
>his DH and cleanup hitter doesnt have a .067 BA

>>75211396
thanks :)

>its a twins drop double digits on detoilet episode

doesn't this happen like 5 times a year kek

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>>75211293
he's sitting today at least

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>>75211406
>His team has a DH

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>>75211615
>no Conforto

LET HIM HIT I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT LEFTY/RIGHTY REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>75211293
Why don't you have Yeonis Cespedes batting 4th?

The Dodgers are 1-21 w/RISP in this series against the Cubs

What a garbage ass team

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>>75211652
should be glad he didn't get demoted what with lagares coming off the DL. hopefully he'll supplant grandy more and more as the season goes on
>>75211658
mets have so little team speed that it's better to have him hit 3rd and put bruce or flores at cleanup

The Mets lead the league in Tommy John surgeries and domestic assault arrests.

>>75211750
They're also tied for most world series losses in the last 5 years

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>>75211750
They're also in first place and lead the league in dingers.

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>>75211750
seems like you're leading the league in butthurt

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>>75211750
Mad at the Mets?

>Joe Jimenez 1-2-3 inning with a strikeout of >Buxton

Not bad desu

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 AL MVP

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>>75212097

Damn Nolasco sucks

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>>75212192

>>75206823
To flex your toast shipping muscles and cheer for the Angels to make a comeback today

>>75212255

Not sure if I can do that

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>>75209403
>mfw they actually do that for a 3-part bobblehead giveaway

>>75211017
This Saturday please

man hernandez is a shit umpire

>>75212691
>short guy

kek touch

>Orioles are on UK tv tonight
woo

>>75212792
>UK shows baseball games
neat

MOAB on west coast when

>>75212812
The rights probably cost nothing since the channel is just a UK version of ESPN and everything relevant on it airs at like 1am

>>75212792
>Blue Jays on UK tv tonight

I'm so sorry

>Following today's game, the #Tigers optioned RHP Joe Jiménez to Triple-A Toledo

Bravo

>>75213008
Do you reckon they'd be open to a Jiminez for Jiminez swap with Ubaldo?

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>>75212244

Why did the Giants pick a grey rat as their mascot?

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>>75213038
Why did the D-backs pick a hell anus as their mascot?

>>75213077
>named after an animal
>different animal as mascot
but why

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Clint Hurdle needs fired. He might have been what the Pirates needed when he was first hired, but whatever that was is long gone. Yes the owner is cheap, and the GM is stingy with losing prospects. But even the veterans look unfocused, incompetent, and uninterested in baseball.

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pretty sure mlb needs to fix their site

>>75212840
bay area first please

>>75213090
snakes don't have legs or arms

>>75213090
It's not like a snake would be that hard to do. They could have like a Chinese new year dragon kinda thing but in the form of a rattlesnake. That would be great, actually. But no, they have to go with the absolute most abominable, disgusting thing imaginable.

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friendly reminder that the 2016 cubs were fraudulent

>>75213175
>focusing on babip rather than the blatant drug abuse

>>75213153
Cats don't have hindlegs or opposing thumbs
Birds don't have arms
Baseball's don't have bodies

It's not like anatomy matters

>>75213038
It's a seal ya doofus

>>75212840
>its an east coast beta is obsessed with the west again

Christ you fucks are everywhere

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>Red Sox win

>>75213212
>giving a snake arms and legs is the same as making a cat stand upright
it would just look like a lizard

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>>75213237
dunno this one looks okay with arms

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

>>75213175
So does this mean that the cubs got massive umpball or they just know how to work a pitcher?

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>tfw your team scores 10 runs one game and not a single guy reaches base the very next day

>>75213265
it means the cubs have the best defense in baseball, and that their pitching staff isn't as good as it seemed. not sure why that invalidates their season, but hey.

>>75213257
>lose
>bring up the Giants for some reason

lol...k

>>75213265
this is their pitching stats

>>75213237
>not having a naga mascot

>>75213284
Im just saying that the Giants are so obessed with the Dodgers that they really treat games with us like playoff games

We aim for championships
They aim for regular season accolades

>>75213318
If you say so eśe

>>75213318
But I can remember watching the Giants win a WS, I wasn't even alive when the Dodgers last won.

>rags

>>75213318
>We aim for championships
I mean, do you really?

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>>75213318

>>75213345
3 rings in 6 years, bitch. Go Dodgers.

>>75213360
You're making my head hurt, esé.

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>>75213360
>3 rings in 6 years, bitch. Go Dodgers.

What did he mean by this?

>>75213380
We won the 2010, 2012, and 2014 World Series, bitch. Giants haven't won a pennant since 88.

>>75213464
Clayton Kershaw chokes in the playoffs. Just wanted to let you know.

>>75213498
Who's Clayton Kershaw? Our ace is Madison Bumgarner.

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>Cards
>Same record as Lillies
>Just one win ahead of Braves

I'm loving this season already.

>>75213513
The Barves will overtake the Phillies for fourth place just you watch.

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>>75213539
they need a real bullpen first

>mfw the phillies finish 5th

>>75204434
NO STEP ON SNEKS

>>75213539
>>75213561
I don't care what happens in NL East so long as the Cards finish last in the league and get moved to Los Angeles.

>>75204408
WORST PRESIDENT until, like, right now.

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>>75212255
Angelels getting bootyblasted.

Pepper your angus, AL West.

>>75213622
>cardinals moving to Los Angeles
I'll have whatever drugs your smoking

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>>75213318
>Giants are so obessed with the Dodgers
other way around eśe

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>>75213464

>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

Going for 29 in 2017!!!

>>75213008
but why

he striked one guy out and got two pop ups

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Is he elite?

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>anglels

>>75213237
The snake can throw the ball by holding it in its mouth. Same with bat.

>>75213840
>Tiki

>>75213794

Idk, but I'd like to see him and Tanaka sword fight

>>75213840
>rags
>rags tripfag

Last two digits confirm how many wins the Dodgers have this year

>>75213885
Can't even crack 90 wins LOL.

NL Wild Card exit impending.

>>75213885
Dbacks NLW champs confirmed

>>75213897
>exit
>implying the Dodgers will be the Wild Card
>implying the Dodgers would lose a NL Wild Card game with Kershaw on the mound

lel

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>>75213854
>anon

>>75213884
>anons shit team
>anons shit team anonymous

>>75213924
He's mad now kek
Why so hostile if your team is sooooo great?

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Cubs are the best, won all their series and everyone knows the Reds can't keep this pace up.

>>75213907
>playoff Kershaw
topkek

reminder that the Rockies have no real fans

>>75213907
>Kershaw in a winner-take-all pressure-packed playoff game
Doyers would be down 56-0 by the 3rd

>>75213924
>rags

>>75213954
Uh oh anon is mad now kek
Why so obsessed if my team is soooooo shit?

>>75213964
Reminder that the Rookies have more REAL fans than the Doyers.

>>75213964
Nothing but (r)eddit transplants that started watching baseball last year.

LOL

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>>75213907

>>75213984
>being a tripfag on an anonymous filipino macrame enthusiast imageboard

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This man is wanted on multiple counts of 1st degree murder. He murdered the whole Angels lineup today and it has put him on the Top 10 most wanted list

>ANGLELS

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>>75213907

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>>75214022
>mfw Yu today
>mfw Chirinos today
>mfw Elvis today
>mfw Gallo today
>mfw Maz today

Didn't Gomez swat a dinger too?

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>>75214022
>tfw too intelligent for analslime

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http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=mlb+professional+choker

... scroll down a bit

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>>75214060
>tfw to intelligent for asstros

>>75214062
>Alex Rodriguez

>>75214062
kek

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>>75204463
I'm okay with this

>>75213984
>no u
Good post. Remember when you added interesting, relevant, and/or entertaining content to this general? No? Huh. Maybe that's because you're literally the most useless person to ever post in /mlb/.

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>>75213907
>people still pretending Kerchoke isn't a choke artist

>>75214105
>angle asshurt
So delicious.

So after tonight the Rangers could be the only one in the division with a positive run-diff

>>75213907
guess I'll post it again:

Postseason ERA for NL starting pitchers >1 GS:

Madison Bumgarner: 2.11
Kyle Hendricks: 2.38
Noah Syndergaard: 2.42
Jon Lester: 2.63
Jacob deGrom: 2.88
Adam Wainwright: 3.03
Matt Harvey: 3.04
Carlos Martinez: 3.24
John Lackey: 3.27
Zack Greinke: 3.55
Jake Arrieta: 3.64
Max Scherzer: 3.74
Tanner Roark: 3.86
Gerrit Cole: 3.94
Johnny Cueto: 4.54
Clayton Kershaw: 4.55

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Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y77gKZ2EEb0

>>75214115
I'm as indifferent about the angels as it's possible to be. Nice try though! Remember that tiki will repay you for standing up to him (assuming you're not him without a trip) by jerking you off in the locker room!

>>75214144
Kershaw just could have the mental block to where he has to be near perfect for so long and gets mad at himself when he isn't that once he gets to the playoffs the pressure is too much and he chokes

>>75214160
He has the Texas Rangers postseason mentality

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>>75214134
>his team doesn't have 3 Bumgarners
laughing at your life

>>75214152
so what team do you support, anon? Is it within the AL West? If not then you should stop being so obsessed with a trip and team that isn't in your division, ya know? It makes you look pathetic otherwise.

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>>75214134
Clayton Kershaw's postseason ERA is only .05 points better than Bronson Arroyo

BRONSON ARROYO

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>75214170
this tbqh

>>75214170
>>75214197
Rangers post season mentality actually requires making it to the world series though

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>>75214130
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS ASSTROS

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>>75214160
never forget he cursed dem boyz

>>75214209
ONE

>>75214185
>still replying
>calls me obsessed
the only pathetic one here is you, mo'Tiki

>>75213960
>>75213965
>>75214004
>>75214041
>>75214062
>>75214111
>>75214134
>>75214144
>>75214195
>>75214212
And yet, despite all that, most teams would want kershaw to be on the mound pitching in a one game playoff for them.

And Kershaw would be favored.

Eat dick, jealous haters.

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>Come home to see the Rangers up 8-0 on the anglels through 8 innings

Suck on my fat dick Dyson, can't blow this shit

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>>75214223
nah
Our ace pitched almost as well as Bumshit in the wild card game. Only problem was that he couldn't go all 9.
We'll take our chances with Syndergaard. You can keep Kerchoke.

>>75214130
Funny, run differential wasn't such a relevant stat for rangers fans last year, was it?

>>75214218
So now you are dodging questions and throwing around baseless accusations. Got it, I think i figured out all I need to know.

Another obsessed anon that will be clinging to my nuts all season.

>>75214212
delete this why is he with a packers fan fuck this picture

>>75214223
hey Clayton

>>75214236
Yeah, how'd that one game playoff end for you faggots last year?

>getting eliminated by the Roylels
>getting eliminated by the Jints
>at home

lel at least the Dodgers have never been eliminated at home

>>75214223
>le regular season man

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Hmm

>>75214240
Ya, that's why I posted it.

>>75214243
pretty sure >rags players are the ones clinging to each other's nuts

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>>75214223
>most teams would want kershaw
the team would need him to keep the bench warm for the real aces. you know, the ones that don't choke in the playoffs

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>>75214251
is it better on the road?

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>>75214251
>lel at least the Dodgers have never been eliminated at home

u wot m8?

>>75214234
It will be Hauschild or Barnette in the 9th anyway.

Dyson has the week off due to being shook af.

>>75214273
>>75214274
>1986

Pathetic fucking franchise.

>>75214270
>>75214274
post webms/gifs of Kershaw getting mad in the dugout

>>75214262
Oh Straya
Always against the grain

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>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence

And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children

Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?

>>75214273
Yeah, because you don't dissappoint your loyal home fans

Something that the Mets have been doing since 1986

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>inb4 "muh astros!"
>inb4 "muh mariners!"
>inb4 "muh jose bautista getting punched!"
>inb4 "muh PENNANTS!"
The Arlington rangers of Dallas are an awful and pathetic franchise and no amount of deflection can prove otherwise

>>75214330
>comparing his team to a team that actually been to the Eries this century

sad