OFFICIAL METS VS MARLINS GAMETHREAD

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it's also the free game on mlb.tv, so streamfags very welcome

>conforto benched

kill yourself please terry you senile old bat

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>>75214641
>mfw some rich dudes want me to manage their baseball team or something and i just wanna retire to florida and fish all day

sup guise.

game is free on mlb today but blacked out for us ny'ers.

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>tfw missed the last 2 games because of work

they really need to stop glorifying this irresponsible fucktard Fernandez like this

it completely invalidates everything you teach kids about personal responsibility and morals when you keep treating a moron who got himself and his friends killed because they had to go get high like some sort of saint

its really distasteful, they should have just let it alone after last season and moved on

>grandy

>reyes gets the night off.

fuck yes.

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SHOO SHOO SPOOKY CAT

>the stadium is like 20% full at best
>10% if not more is obvious Mets fans

why is Miami allowed a franchise?

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>>75214826
puppers>cats

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>>75214892
Agreed

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>I rate cats

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everyone laugh at the phillies

>rivera

How is that not an error? I seriously don't understand the scoring nowadays

they scored that as a hit? that was a straight up error.

New York Times BTFO

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/sports/baseball/mets-relationship-with-yoenis-cespedes-its-a-rental.html?_r=0

>>75214731
i think him being dead says it all really.

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>>75215111
kek, can they get anything right?

i hope the bullpen is ready for a long night

double play time let's go

>gsellman

motherfucker.

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JUST

E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D

really not big on gsellman. shame everyone else is injured

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>mfw we're not facing the lillies anymore

really makes you think

Absolute madman

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NL MVP jay bruce

>>75215270
gsellman had basically cy young level FIP last year. Small sample size and everything but he deserves more than one bad start before we drop him

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lotta japanese and taiwan ads in the back. wtf is this

yunikeru? yusokeru? yunkeru? who the fuck writes katakana like this?

>>75215448
he's a decent pitcher, and he's not a bad #5 starter. but he's not on the level of the top 4 guys or matz, and considering how streaky our offense and defense can be i'm more comfortable with those guys.

OH FUGG this just got good

flowers shouldve been home desu

Here we go lads

>>75215479
Chen is pitching for the Marlins, he is from Taiwan, the game is probably being shown there and Taiwanese companies bought some ads to show to Taiwan audience watching the game.

>>75215448
>literally gives up a grand slam in the top of the 1st inning

and you think he does not belong in triple a for this shit? thats the kinda crap that goes on after 80 pitches like last night. if he's such an easy/readable target he needs to figure alot of things out. i'm all for the long haired mets guys, but i have zero faith in gsellman.

>error
>strikeout with bases loaded

hope TJ likes Vegas, cause he's going back

>>75215552
oh, i get that. and i like seeing the ads, i'm not complaining about them, i'm just not understanding what that secondary katakana character could be in that one, its a shitty font and unreadable to me.

BABY PIAZZA

d'arYES!

Mini pizza

WOOOOOO
BACK IN BUSINESS BOYS

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MUH DICKKKKKK

praise be to d'arnaud

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hell fucking yes TDA

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we out here doe

>sliding head-first
when will this meme die?

>>75215666
u lost white stripe?

no bully, just never seen u here

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GRANDYMAN

12-10 final confirmed

GRANDY TIES IT UP WOOOOOOT

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That was satisfying

Check out them boobs behind homeplate.

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based grandyman

>hit a grand slam
>tie game

kek marlels

>>75215794

Been staring at them all game desu. Wonder if she's with Marlins Man

>>75215794
Marlins man rolling deep in bitches

>>75215828
Looks like hes with 2 of them.

Lucky man.

>>75215794
Can someone screencap them?

>>75215869

Must be nice being loaded

marlins guy is literally surrounded by escorts

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>>75215888

marlins man is with two young women and a young man, he's like a 60 year old dude, it's probably his daughters and son

he's a fairly well known married dude, he isn't taking randon 25 year old big breasted blondes to a game in public where everyone knows him

>>75215972
yes he is

t. marlins man

>>75215972
He has a good rep. Apparently he is a retired lawyer and very nice guy to people who come up to him.

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>>75215972
That's exactly what he would want people to think. 10D chess anon

>>75215932
Thanks anon.

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i never got how marlins man goes to random other MLB games. he must have a fuckton of money

is marlins man in this thread? he's on his phone now.

ALSO CESPEDES FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!

>play in miami
>its actually a mets home game

>>75216065
He was also at the Kentucky Derby and the Superbowl in recent years.

>fish

>marlels
>the city of chink pitchers

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LEAGUE LEADER IN DINGERS

FLORES BACK 2 BACK HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75216127
Flores is killing it!

Too bad in Terrys eyes that means an automatic bench for the next game.

I love you crying man.

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>>75214405
Show me dingers!

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hahahahahah marlels fuckin losers hahahahahaha

Don't cry for me Miami

GOLAZO GOLAZO

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BACK 2 BACK

>erecting a monument to an idiot that killed himself and his friends while drunk

a real human bean..

Yelich is far and away my least favorite player in the league, every AB I hope someone drills him in the head with a fastball and he has permanent injuries. Fuck him and his stupid smug face I wish he died on that boat too.

>64 pitches through 3
gonna be a long night

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>tfw you give up a grand slam but are still in line for the win

>>75216448

>inb4 3 innings of Hanslel

>>75216357
And high on coke.

>>75216471
please no.

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>>75216471
DELET

> Move Flores to 3rd
> Replace Rivera with Duda

Why though

Gazelle man and Chen both have ERAs of 7.00 at this moment

kek

>>75216727
none of those runs should have been earned

ERA is bogus anyway

>>75216726
cuz rivera was playing crappy at 3rd, and i guess terry wants duda's power in the lineup.

>>75216726
Because Rivera looked like ass in the field and at the plate and now that the lefty is out there is no reason for Duda to not be in?

>>75216768
>>75216788

Thanks lads. Just started watching, didn't realize Rivera was shaky in the field

hm maybe gsell doesn't need to go back to aaa. he's doin alright now.

>>75216844
he's always shaky in the first couple innings for some reason. better than the reverse i suppose

Jesus christ.

the madman

top kek!! cespedes all day hr's

Cespedes > Harper

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HOLY SHIT
CHILDS PLAY

>>75216844
there's literally zero chance they send him back to AAA in only two games. You guys are seriously underestimating how good he was last year.

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L A O F F E N C I A

Cespedes is gonna be mvp

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Céspedes!!! the absolute madman!!!

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"hop on anons, we've got a world series to win"

Literally just left the room to buy Cespedes in the show. I'm eyeing that 99 Wright. Didnt want to pay 100k for cespedes.

>>75217049
wat

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how do i hit dongz like cespeds

>>75216920
Only because Lugo and Matz are kill. If they were healthy, there would have been a tough decision to be made, especially with Wheeler pitching well.

>>75217093
he's talking Diamond Dynasty.

You need to complete the mets collection to get 99 Wright. surely Cespedes price will rise after this week he's had

>>75217119
You can't.

>>75217154
i have no idea what any of what you guys are saying. i'm guessing its some app game? what is a '99 wright'? like, 1999 version of d.wright?

>>75217202
MLB The Show is a baseball video game. "99 Wright" is a version of David Wright that is 99 Overall in stats.

>>75217202
The show 17
its like Ultimate Team mode
99 Overall Wright. Its a flashback card to 2007.

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wat if we clone cespedes

>>75217228
>>75217241

ah gotcha. i've heard of that, i've never played sports games.

>>75217253
Breeders Cup winning horses semen sell for $1000 average

Cespedes should clear $100k

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>this game

>gsellman

>>75217253
We should just sign his little brother Yoelkis when he defects

Gsellman fucking sucks.

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>>75217359
this is a good idea

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>>75217359
*Leave the NL Rookie of the Year to me*

Jesus Christ Stanton hits hard, every fly ball looks like a homer.

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>>75217373

>>75217422
Thank you juiceman

Holy shit our bullpen fucking blows.

this is why i fucking hate gsellman lol. can't lose games you score 7 runs in

>>75217373
Is he any good?

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test

Can't we trade one of our outfielders for a bullpen guy

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what a nutty game this is

i cant believe what a shitshow this game has been.

>>75217495
>this is why I fucking hate gsellman

you better get used to him, he'll be around for a while.

>>75217520
Sure, but you don't do it in the beginning of the season when teams still have hope and want to hold onto their assets. You do it at the deadline or even during the waiver period when teams have given up and will trade an established bullpen guy for a shit prospect cause he makes too much money.

Mets do this every year with guys like Reed, Salas, Clippard etc. They will get someone for the pennant race if the guys they already have keep shitting it up.

>>75217554
last time I checked the score was 7-5

wtf happened

>Montero

Oh my God.

You would think with how easy the Philly series was the bullpen would be rested and such

m-maybe daddy cespy can bail us out

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>>75217579
yeah i wish matz wasn't such a fragile fucker. hopefully lugo can come back soon
>>75217588
gsellman imploded, edgin a shit

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>that awkward moment when you realize we're 150 posts in without a single marlins fan post

>reyes

oh wait he got a hit

urena obviously spitballing baka

this motherfucker over here greaseballing, ffs.

>>75217601
Gsellman is better than matz and lugoas of now. Unless he plays like this for at least 5 consecutive starts he still deserves a spot over them in the lineup.

>>75217648
kek, i went ahead and pre-typed it in the window expecting an instant out, i am surprised as everyone else haha.

>>75217689
>Gsellman is better than matz and lugoas of now
yes, because they're injured. as soon as either of them comes back he'll be demoted.

>>75217648
¡this really is a nutty game!

>>75217689

>Gsellman is better than Matz

lolno. Gsellman is decent and Matz isn't quite as good as the other 3 but Matz is still much better (when he isn't broken that is)

>>75217699
Matz yes (Although they shouldn't), Lugo absolutely not.

Gsellman played stellarly last year, until he proves beyond reasonable doubt that that was just a fluke he'll be considered.

The only reason they'd start Matz over him is because he has more "potential" from a scouting perspective. They'll prolly go for a six man again

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>>75217636
We don't come out in these parts until like the all star break. happened last year as well.

lol Keith

Reminder that if any other starter gets hurt, the next guys up are Montero or Gilmartin. God help us.

>>75217773
lugo and gsellman performed similarly in a very small timeframe. lugo did well in the WBC, gsellman has sucked in the majors so far. it's not as clear cut as you seem to think it is.

and matz is much more proven than gsellman, and is a lefty. he'll start when he gets back.

holy shit did duda just catch a bunt? this game is crazy.

>they think Lugo and Matz are coming back this year

Kek, they both have "inflamed elbows," they'll get Tommy John by the end of the month. Matz's career is probably over, it will be his 2nd TJS

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fuck yeah duda

>Pitchers not fielding their position


fuck off

>>75217808
>lugo and gsellman performed similarly

No they fucking didn't. Gsellman's FIP was a full two points lower than Lugo's. Gsellman's HR rate was unrealistically low, but even with serious regression on that front those numbers still represent a potential no. 2-3 starter.

Lugo basically got lucky, he really only played at slightly above replacement level last year. He's a no. 5 at best, and certianly not on this team.

>>75217884
i noticed that too. montero just fucking stood there letting that ball go by. what a shitbag.

>>75217904
lugo had a lower WHIP, and a much larger sample size. he pitched to a similar ERA, with a similar walk rate, against some harder opponents as well. never gave up more than 3 ER in a game, gsellman did it twice in 7 starts.

gsellman has more potential, but i'd rather have him in AAA. lugo is more consistent

>Offensive burst these last few games
>miss it because of work

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75218068

Same here senpai. Luckily I had off tonight tho

basedpedes

holy shit. wait, i'm so confus. how was that not a strike. wild pitch = you can run loosey goosey wherever you want? i've never seen a play like that.

>>75218172
3rd strike not caught by the catcher isn't an out

>>75218030
>WHIP
not that useful. No reason to even look at it when FIP and xFIP exist.

>much larger sample size
not really, only 20 more innings (and only 1 additional start)

>ERA
kek

>similar walk rate

and literally half the K rate and 5 times the hr rate

"consistency" is statistically meaningless. A straky player with the same overall numbers as a non-streaky player is adding the same value.

>>75218198
"only 20" more innings? that's half of gsellman's total. and you yourself said his HR rate was a fluke.

gsellman has been bad so far. lugo has a clean track record for this year. when he gets back, he'll start unless gsellman gets it together quick.

>>75218183
yeah but wouldn't that make it a foul? cespedes knicked it when it bounced on the way back up, no? or did it? i thought it bounced off the plate and he got a piece of it and went wild to the backstop.

>bear claw

>>75218223
>cespedes knicked it when it bounced on the way back up
if that was how it worked everytime a guy got a hair of the ball and the catcher caught it, it would be an out

>>75218172
>never heard of a video game
>never heard of the dropped third strike rule

get it together senpai

CESPEDES YOU STUPID CUBAN NIGGER WHY WONT YOU SLIDE YOU LAZY SPIC

BBRUCE IS ELITE FUCK YES

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jesus that is so close. he was going incredibly fast

I thought he was out when it was live desu.

>>75218294
i've heard of the mlb the show game, just never played it. i thought it was a weird wild pitch foul, was trying to understand why it was one way or the other. either way it's been a clusterfuck of a game.

overturned call fuck that.

you gotta slide you stupid motherfucker

>>75218222
64 and 44 are both small, saying it's half his total is pretty unfair when we're working with such small numbers

and I did not say his HR numbers were a fluke, jst that they were unrealistically small and we should expect with regression. Even if he regressed to leaue average on that front he would still be substantially better than lugo and basically om the same level as matz, except not made of glass

>>75218431
he was clearly out because of cespedes' expression, but that was an unfair overturn, I've seen way more clear outs not get overturned.

What are the strongest teams currently?
I'm a bit surprised how different this game is compared to the game yesterday against the Phillies

Also
>referees using "video replays"

What is this so called "replay" and when will this technology arrive in soccer?

>>75218567
>Also
>>referees using "video replays"
>
>What is this so called "replay" and when will this technology arrive in soccer?
a lot easier to use in baseball since there is very little 'flow' of the game like soccer

Well I'm gonna go smoke some weed maybe then this game will make sense

>>75218567
We're experimenting with it in our soccer leagues

Holy shit why is our bullpen so terrible?

This ump has been absolutely brutal all day

>>75218697
it's angel hernandez, he's the worst ump in the majors

>>75218567
it's still too early to say who's the strongest, we're at the equivalent of like 2 soccer games

In terms of projections the los angeles dodgers, chicago cubs, washington nationals, and cleveland indians are most likely to win world series

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>>75218556
So, because they were more calls that seem more out, that means we should not overturn it? Odd Logic.

>>75218723
the idea is that they need enough evidence beyond reasonable doubt to overturn a call, since they're claiming a live ump is wrong.

I have seen much more obvious outs not get overturned is what I'm saying, they're not consistent on what counts as enough evidence.

Dat curve

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blevins is beyond based

let's get confortable

hey guys let's start grandy tomorrow

t. terry

Let that man play

CONFORGOAT

APOLOGIZE TERRY.

>terry will still bench Conforto for tomorrow

YES CONFORTO!!!!!!!

CONFY AS FUCK

BASED CONFORTO

WOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING CONFORTO YOU ARE THE MAN

CONFORTO COMFORTOED ME

BASED

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FUCKING APOLOGIZE

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LET'S GO METS

LET'S GO METS

LET'S GO METS

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OH MY GOD
OH JESUS YES
TURN HIM LOOSE

fuck i lost my tripfag-ness for a second. we should be up 9-8 right now tho.

>please don't bring up smoker

Confortobol as fuck at the plate

Mlb tonight discussing the outfield.
Reynolds saying Confort of might go. Pedro saying Grandy should platoon.

>Granderson K
So he starts over Confort tomorrow

>Terry will still play Granderson over Conforto every game

pls retire grandy

I realize conforto is beasting it right now, but has he improved his game against lefties? That's always what was holding him back.

Shit

>>75219167
granderson and bruce are both projected to perform worse than conforto, while there are developmental reasons terry might be keeping him off ot's getting pretty ridiculous to not start him over them considering he's so fucking hot rn

theres a crackhead on first

>salas

>>75219210

The issue is that he is never going to improve unless he plays it out. How can he be expected to get better if he never sees lefties?

Marlin radio guys call Yellich "Yelly"

>>75219264
Well part of the issue is that he psychologically collapsed when he started to play lefties last year

>mike stanton

hahaha

>Mike stanton
>0-6

Thx Nando

Salad

reminder that this retarded organization brought Lagares up to the roster today instead of tomorrow despite the fact the doctors said he can't play until tomorrow (otherwise he would have obviously started in CF vs. a lefty) leaving us short a pitcher (Sewald) in this sure to be 18 inning game.

Great roster management.

>>75219323

Yeah but what started it all was playing against Bumgarner of all lefties. These psychological issues are just going to continue if he's benched constantly. Maybe if Collins showed some confidence in him he might start getting some confidence in himself.

I would like one inning that doesn't make me sweat.

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>cespedes coming up

>>75219401
same here. exciting shit though, real nail biter.

>>75219393
I'm sure there were compelling reasons on the other side of that argument

Never doubt Cespedes.

that was the gayest shit ever

You keep your damn mouth shut Gary
REEEEEEEEEE

Dammit Gary you jinx

Shut up Gary

>that meme pitching

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>it's a gary jinxes everything episode

>>75218717
>we're at the equivalent of like 2 soccer games
I didn't expect that, I assumed because there are so many games, you could make a somewhat decent guess.

How tiring is baseball? I doubt that pitchers can play each game because they have to pitch a lot

>>75218631
>>75218603
I think all/most national leagues want to introduce instant replay for better calls while FIFA/UEFA are against it

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jesus christ lads this blonde

>>75219656
Impressive.

>>75219596
>I assumed because there are so many games, you could make a somewhat decent guess.
They've completed 9 games out of 162.
A single game is meaningless, hell even a dozen games can have no bearing on your season.

>How tiring is baseball?
starting pitchers play once every 5th game or so, relievers don't play everyday but fairly frequently, position players play as many as they're healthy for

>free babsel

>pulled an all nighter
>figure I can sleep after the mets
>extras

im dying lads

>>75219596
Pitching is extremely tiring, they can only play once every 4-5 games during the regular season although they will play more often during playoffs, which are very intense.

Most other players can play 90%+ of the 162 games

>>75219698
wew lad
brew up another pot of coffee

Oh boy I can't wait for another 12 innings game.

>>75219596
Not very tiring for position players. A healthy, starting quality playeris expected to play almost every game.

For pitchers obviously it is very tiring, starters only pitch once every five days, and very often do they fuck up the arms/elbows and have to get surgery (pitching is an unnatural motion). The perception of steroids is that they are used by power hitters to get stronk, but the truth is that the majority of users were pitchers who would use it to recover faster. The mets have this retard who got suspended and immediately got suspended again for that reason.

BBruce can't be stopped

>>75219656
fuck that attention whore fuck her right in the cleavage

gotta get us some more of them jay bruces

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>>75219656
here I got something for you

>in a car for 9.5 more hours on the way home from Myrtle Beach
Thank God for extra innings

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>>75219802
fug i can't take 14 innings of this thot

what a nice moon

>>75219759
>fuck her right in the cleavage

that's the idea

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>>75219802
damn

>>75219802
Marlins Man is fucking killing it.

kek that call

let's get confortable

>>75219802
MEGA MILK
E
G
A

M
I
L
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>>75219852
it would be nice

>>75219802
That brunette with the half shirt.
Unf.
Every time they do a close up on the batter, can't stop staring.

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you gon git CONFY

>>75219905
Let's get confortational

I'm feelin comfy

>>75219802
You guys catch her little dancing clap she was doing there? Also theres a dark haired qt as well

>>75219802
>dork looking at his phone and not those titties.

Which one of you guys is this?

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>>75219938
I sure did

>>75219938
that dancing clap thing caused more blood to rush into my weiner

>>75219952
Hero

>>75219952
Good work.

>reed in
feels like a waste tbqh

>>75219960
I don't think they know why they were clapping

>>75219949
That's marlins man, he's a living meme

>>75219994
Why did they move away from him?

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>>75219656
>>75219802
>>75219952
ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE

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>if the mets don't score next inning they have to bring in josh smoker or hansel robles

>>75220024
>1>4>2>3

>>75220024
the one with the black tank top is much better looking up close

>>75220030
>robles

No. Please no.

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>>75219986
certainly not. whoever bought their tickets must have also got them jewelry to make them pretend to care this late in the game

>>75220041
She kind of looks like Riley Reid, just a little bit

>no more qts
I don't think this semen slurping game is for me

>>75220030
>robles

Wasn't that the guy from yesterday whose first pitch ended up as a grand slam?

>>75220024
Facewise black tank top is the best

>>75220102
yep. would be his 4th straight night pitching, too

in b4 cespedes solo hr ftw

>>75220037
1>m>3>2 desu

HOTTEST BITCHES IN THIS GAME POWER RANKINGS
1. the blonde
2. the brunette
3. Cuban dancer they just showed after the commercial break
---POWER GAP---
4. Gary Cohen

>>75220024
Did you just search Marlins guy to find that?

he's scared of him

>>75220141
someone posted their twitter accounts on the stream chat i was watching

>>75220165
What does Cespedes' elbow thing say?
It's in moonrunes

>>75220179
If a picture is posted I can try and translate.

m-m-maybe they just went to pee and are coming right back...?

>>75220024
they're prostitutes right?

>>75220167
How did they find that and can they find their instagrams?

>>75220024
SAUCE A BROTHER FOR GOODNESS SAKE

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>Mike Stanton

>>75220179
ベルガード, or "Belgard" in English. It's a baseball equipment company

>>75220214
@alexblanco6 @chelssteinberg @pandaKrusher
Not sure which is which but you might find their insta with their twitter

brunette is chelsea steinberg
blonde is alex blanco

found it on marlins man's twitter

So which position player do we get to pitch after Smoker?

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Just gonna leave these here

https://www.instagram.com/chels.stein/
https://www.instagram.com/alexblanco6/

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She's back brehs

>>75220264
Chelsea is a fuckin dime, damn

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Oh shit, it is Junichiro
Hank Hill's brother.

why slide for a catch feet first fucking dumb bastaed

gary has been hyping shit up way too much this year

>>75220264
>alexblanco6
>followed by Jake Marisnick
kek, nice

dammit i need to go to the store and get beers but i don't wanna miss anything.

>13 innings

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>a potential 13th inning
>josh smoker on the mound

fuck. smoker. why not run reed another inning.

gg fish, you will probably take this one with a walk off homer.

>>75220264
God I love instagram. I stalk this fine chick I work with on there.

KEITH: That's a routine ground ball!
GARY: For you.

>>75220461
>perhaps he was wondering why you would let a ball bounce before picking it up

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tits are still there

Smoker throwing fire