WAS:Daniel Murphy goes 4-for-5 with five RBI
NYM:Harvey exited start with hamstring tightness
PHI:Clay Buchholz diagnosed with forearm strain
CLE:Lindor homers, scores winning run for Indians
CLE:Carrasco dominant over seven vs. White Sox
TEX:Beltre had setback with his right calf strain
SF:Giants place Buster Posey on concussion DL
SEA:Jean Segura (hamstring) lands on 10-day DL
STL:Carpenter dealing with minor back tightness
COL:Trevor Story getting night off Tuesday vs. SD
DET:Boyd bounces back with great outing vs. MIN
MIN:Buxton strikes out three more times Tuesday
GIT GUD LILLIES!!!!
MARINERS!
3RD FOR DUDA
>lillies
Phillies will compete with the Barves for the basement.
>I rate arbitrary achievements like the cycle
Mets
>tfw dingers
>red sox win
>tfw
>tfw your teams casuals have finally abandoned the team and you can enjoy your firesale and rebuild in comfort
>updated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat
>>75178538
He couldn't hit a BICYCLE, could he?
Royals
>>75178573
>updated
cespedes (3x)
duda (2x)
d'arnaud
cabrera
>tfw no captain dongs
Dr. Smooth desu
>>75178572
Are you completely sure?
>>75178557
didn't get to watch, did you shell Bundy or did O's bullpen shit those runs out?
I pity the fool that allows me to hit 3 HR
>>75178573
>Posting this
>Again
Harvey's fine. It's tightness. Nothing serious here folks.
>A cat is the highlight of the marlins game
you CAN'T make this stuff up
>tfw 3/3 since changing from strictly batter vs pitcher and team batting to using SIERA and wRC+ as primary fantasy stats
I wish Mr. Met would come to SunTrust Park so I can hi-five him. He seems so cool.
>>75178598
>about to be 1-7
>starting pitching regressing
>martin has given up on being a 2 way player
plus the laffs made the playoffs so the hoc shitposters are gone for the rest of the month probably
>>75178600
Oreos couldn't field the ball
>>75178620
>>75178579
he can hit, that's for sure
>>75178624
They won't be gone for long. As soon as the laffs are eliminated they will be back.
>>75178603
You seem bitter.
Daily reminder that the New York Mets pay Dan Warthen over a quarter million American dollars per year to decimate their once promising young rotation.
>>75178642
>back
back to what? they arent going to watch a losing team, plus they have plenty of furpuck playoff shitposting to do
>>75178637
>>75178657
I don't think this maple syrup slurping sport is for me.
>>75178655
>Bitter
>I'm reminded warthen made this staff who they are today
You just BTFO your own claim. They blew their arms from the wear of the postseason two years ago.
>>75178620
Daily reminder that mr met is the best mascot of all sports and that you cannot deny this claim
Any jew yorkers wanna wrestle?
>>75178655
Warthen is literally the greatest thing to happen to the Mets
>mets have a great game
>lemme post that copypasta again t-that'll show'em!
>>75178743
He's not even original, he's a poor man's Mr. Redleg.
>>75178727
If that's true, then why doesn't every team that makes a deep post season run have all their pitchers elbows explode simultaneously?
>>75178775
Mr. Redleg smells like menthols and depression. Kinda like Cincinnati.
>>75178727
good bulju
>>75178765
Harvey ded again
>b-b-b-but muh dingers
>>75178812
>tight hamstring
>ded
lal
Posted this in last thread because didn't see it was almost ded:
Im going to Boston in a few weeks and I noticed there's tickets available to go see the Yankees. I was going to buy cheap $45 tickets but I figure I should ask here first what's the best area to watch from at Fenway??
>>75178775
Mr redleg looks like a pedo with the mustache. Mr met is a guy you'd like to share some drinks with, and ultimately a lot cleaner looking too
>>75178786
>Makes this point
Gee, does your starting staff throw 95+ mph pitches 100 times a start?
>>75178812
It's a tight hammy. He's fine
>>75178762
You seem really desperate to roll around on the floor with other NEETs
How many men have been in your ?
>>75178849
They ruined Harvey on purpose instead of shutting him down after TJ surgery
>>75178890
>On purpose
Who the fuck does that? Also, it wasn't even on purpose. The Mets didn't even know Harvey had TOS up until the 4th of July, so after that they shut him down. He's been doing fine as of late minus the home run issue
optimistfags on suicide watch
APOLOGIZE. NOW.
>blue jays offence
>1-6 franchise worst start
lads....
>>75178911
Who would even have optimism for the Jasy? Literally had 2 great years in their entire history when you think about it.
>>75178910
I'm talking about the 2015 season. They pressured him in to continuing to pitch against him and his agent's wishes.
>>75178940
You'll still be in the NL Central basement
>Morgan sent to AAA
>buttholez possibly out for the season
silver linings
>>75178940
You guys look pretty good for a team that traded away Bruce, and a couple of players, and lost philips and Frazier and others for some good younger players
Playoffs, yea or nea?
>>75178954
>(((his agent)))
>Be Eternal 4th Placer player
>Go to field the ball
>don't
Want was the strategy here /mlb/???
>>75178954
Desperation, and it was a dumb move, but I don't think it correlated to the shit last year. Maybe a little but not all
>>75178973
Honestly probably naw just because they aren't ready yet. It would actually be better if they could continue to develop before they make a post season run. However it COULD be possible for them to finish as high as 2nd.
>>75178962
yeah I'm sure your replacements for those guys will be just stellar
Gee Pirates, having a big fat Chinaman would be real nice right in the middle of that lineup. Maybe use some of that money that you're not spending on decent free agents or retaining good players after their contracts are up to possibly slip somebody a bribe and sneak one over that you might already have a contract with.
>>75178984
His agent was more concerned about him than his team was.
>>75178600
You guys forgot how to play defense
Imagine trading away 2 top pitching prospects for 824.1 innings of a 4.05 ERA knuckleball pitcher, 97.2 innings of David Price, and multiple ALCS losses.
>>75179011
Only the Jays would do something as bad as that.
>>75178998
We actually have one of the best farms in the league lol, lots of guys are primed to take his slot. Eflin is gonna be a stud soon
>>75179024
IT'S (OUR) YEAR
rockies win!
>>75179024
It looks like the face of Barney's retarded sidekick.
>>75179044
>>75179037
Lads
Are the Reds the most underrated team in baseball this year?
>Protip the answer is yes
Do you guys shitpost on here because none of your irl friends watch baseball? That is why I am here
>>75178990
I think you guys will make it, but as a WC. The NL this year looks very shaky with some teams vying for a spot and some just doing poorly.
>>75178999
FUCK I HATE HOW THE PIRATES ARE RUN
THEY'RE THEIR OWN WORST ENEMY
>>75179024
I remember when I made this image years ago... Happy to see it still is getting used.
>>75179011
>2 top pitching prospect
>2
huh? thor was the only pitcher in the dickey trade
>>75179082
I am old enough to have watch the last two Pirates WS wins. They were once a decent team.
JUST
>CLAY SHITHHOLES
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YO
FUCKING
SPINELESS LITTLE METHHEAD PIECE OF SHIT BITCHHOLE FUCKING DUMB RETARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU
FUCKING
WALKING INJURY SKINNY DUMB FUCKING PRICK
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I
FUCKING
LOVE
EVERYTIME YOU SHIT YOUR FUCKING DUMB RETARDED LITTLE SHITHEAD PANTS
GET FUCKED
GET
FUCKED
YOU FUCKING STUPID LITTLE PRICK NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO YOU'LL SUCK AND YOU'LL NEVER BE WORTH ANYTHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE
>SHITHOLE
>OF
>CLAY
>SHITHOLES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND HE'S HURT TOO!
YES!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO LONGER MY PROBLEM
YOU LITTLE SACKLESS FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75179103
CAN'T WAKE UP
Stop bullying Clay Buchholz!
>>75179110
>>75179126
Buttholez.
>>75179110
Except they mentioned he was great in his last 10 starts of the season and helped you guys make the postseason. Literally fuck off.
>>75179079
>irl friends
haha yeah
thats it . my friends dont like baseball
>>75179101
I'm jealous, I'm far too young. I grew up on stories of those days from my dad and grandpa.
>tfw my grandpa saw Maz's homer irl
>tfw I had no face yet
>>75179110
>concentrated autism
>>75179132
Nationals don't get to laugh.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
>no Cubs game today
How do I survive? I'm hungover as fuck from last night and I have nothing to do.
>>75179150
I'm not a Pirates fan. I'm a Pathetics fan.
>>75179157
You'll find a man to keep you warm
>>75179110
kek
>>75179156
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>LEAVING HARVEY IN
JUST
>>75179188
>damage control
>>75179191
>Lying on the internet
>>75179196
Philadelphia police are so corrupt and racist they let a white man steal an oppressed minorities property
>>75179188
Where were the Phillies in this moment? Oh yeah, sitting around jacking off in their basement eating a hot pocket
>>75179191
Good for you. I'm a billionaire secret agent ninja assassin with a 12" cock and my Ferrari is made out of diamonds and adamantium.
>>75179229
>eating a hot pocket
Close
>>75179207
meanwhile, the latin minority is left like this. sad!
>>75179266
Thanks, Drumpf
>Phillies
lmao
I miss him lads
>>75179095
Norris for Price.. even Boyd is average too
>>75179298
He was too good for you.
>>75179312
>Tigers can't develop aces behind Verlander
>steal ones from the Blue Jays and Mets
How do they keep getting away with it?
>>75179323
>steal
You can gladly """"""steal"""""" from us anytime
Guys, I really like this Reds team.
>they are going to score runs
>they have a top 3 bullpen
>their rotation is strong out front
They need one of either Homer Bailey or Anthony Desclafani to come back healthy and they're very much a wild card threat.
I don't think they can outwin the Cubs, but they can def win a WC spot. If...
>Reds top
>Methinals bottom
Are we about to meme our way to the worlds eries lads?
I haven't seen the Mets pitch so well since Sidd Finch was the starter.
>>75179316
He was fired unjustly, he should have been allowed to finish the season. Just more bullshit from ruben the past 5 years
>>75179323
>Trade Porcello for Cespedes
>Trade Cespedes for Fulmer
>Trade Smyly for Price
>Trade Price for Norris and Boyd
Mets will win the East. Can't think of a more overhypted team than the 2017 Nationals. If they're lucky,they'll get a wildcard, and lose in the Division series. Like always.
>>75179250
Lmao keep making yourself look like a dumbass lmao
>>75179376
if only he could build bullpens
>>75179376
How many aces does he need before his insane lust is satisfied??
>>75179376
This man is insane
Metsbros...
This hotstreak Bruce is on will be followed by a coldstreak from hell. He will go a month or two, spread out through the season, where there isn't a man alive that can keep him in the park. The rest of the time he'll suck.
In the end he'll sport a decent .270 avg and whatev else.
>>75179382
Nats got Murphy as well for their 2nd baseman. If you ever want a bigger idiot handling big moments, he's the guy. What a Buffon he is as well
>>75179398
They get newcombe from the angels for upton
>>75179395
The Tigers would have had 3 WS and the Red Sox would be on their way to another one right now.
>>75179404
luckily duda and cespedes are heating up, and it's probably just the >lillies but even d'arnaud was looking good today. streaky is better than nothing
anytime you feel bad about gay new rules or manfred or anything else in basedball, just remember it can be a lot worse
i pray that the equivalent of memechuck never happens to baseball
>>75179382
You're right, but I think the nats will finish third behind the Marlins.
Mest
Marlins-2nd wildcard
Nats
Phils
Braves
>>75179423
I think that this year is the year. Maybe the Rockies could be a legitimate threat to the MLB
>>75179404
Bruce will get cold, but Waker and Reyes will eventually get hot. A trade off. Bruce will suck at home,but mash on the road.
>>75179432
Basketball has literally always been like that though. It's the virtue of the sport, completely driven by singular talent.
Even Lebron James wouldn't make much of a dent in an overall record for a baseball team if Trout can't.
wow
>>75179432
It almost happened with the late 90s-early 00s Yankees though. We almost came close to a Warriors situation.
>>75179432
Fuck basketball. It's a sport that's so fucking retarded. It's all based on height. If you are a Manlet, you are screwed. And the referees are worse then those in the NFL and the NHL. Plus, no real rivalry because all the good players go to the same damn team
>>75179404
Can confirm. Bruce is the streakiest guy in baseball and the better his hot streak, the longer and shittier the cold streak.
>>75179456
>If you are a Manlet, you are screwed
Clearly you don't know who this is.
>>75179451
And it's almost happening with the Chicago blackhawks. They went from a literal who team, to then winning a cup against a meme flyers team. Plus the NHL has a cap and they've managed to make the playoffs even with the cap
>>75179432
keep the sports shit-flinging elsewhere. basketball and baseball are my 2 favorite sports, one is just more about national storylines rather than local ones.
What a shit show but totally worth it for Dr. Smooth walkoff
>Michael Brantley is back
fuck YES
>>75179470
Isaiah Thomas. I can care less for apehoop. It's pretty boring, the arenas are tiny, and most of the fans are bluepilled
>>75179447
between duda, cespedes, walker, and bruce, we should have enough power to contend. as long as TdA/flores/cabrera/conforto can supplement that, we'll probably hit 200 homers. and if the top 3 guys pitch like they have AND the offense hits like they can, we'll win the division.
>>75179432
>more than half the league makes the playoffs
wtf is even the point of the season?
>>75179485
>more than half the league makes the playoffs
>and even then, only 2 of them have any actual shot at a title
Dads lose again. Kill me
>>75179485
>Hockey
>More then half the league makes it
>Still competitive
It comes to the players. Apehoop is terrible because all the good players go to the good teams, meaning Shit teams can make the playoffs. Hockey is much harder due to the cap, so good players stay on their team, and make the playoffs
I prefer the hockey playoffs because they're longer, but baseball playoffs are pretty good and comfy
>>75179401
He also traded Avisail Garcia for Jose Iglesias, Prince Fielder for Ian Kinsler, and Andrew Miller for Miguel Cabrera.
What an absolute madman.
>>75179521
Poor old dads.
>>75179385
>>75179528
>Miller for miggy
That was 50th wormhole majong at the time, but the tigers got the biggest laugh from it all
>>75179548
kek
>>75179548
You know, I should've known that your faggot ass would take the most pleasure at this. Me, at a moment of vulnerability, and you had to continue your fucking obsession with me and the Cubs lmao. I bet you're one of the fags that wanted to buy me a free drink. I bet if I sucked your dick, you would enjoy it. That would show all of 4chan your true colors, and they would start rightfully calling you out for the faggot you are.
>>75179551
By having no rings and no shot at any rings until long after miggy retires?
If I see a dads fan
>>75179602
you'll what?
>>75179575
That's phase one. Phase two is to flip miggy for a stud in the future, and when fulmer is the full time ace, that's when the cup comes in
Reds gonna Red?
>>75179048
>trip awkwardly making a play
>get a cramp
>STATE OF EMERGENCY IN NEW YORK
tired of this meme
>>75179521
cheer up it was a good close game. game 3 is tomorrow and they still have a chance at another series victory
>>75179647
They had 4 hits and we lost. Coors Field is a joke.
>>75179101
Damn. And here I thought I was old having at least seen them at least win a division.
Enough. Mariners have to build up that meme immunity.
>tfw looking forward to an exciting season
Wonder how the kids will adapt
Are the Mariners, dare I say it, shit?
>>75179750
>Gary, Didi, and Bird ded
>his team doesnt have a guy batting .000/.250/.000 in the middle of the lineup
>>75179340
This was like a blueprint for how teams should trade.
A tigers team going no where at the time, a Mets team pushing for the pennant. And now look at them. Mets made the world series and consecutive playoff appearances. Tigers got a ROTY and a great arm in Fulmer.
>>75179323
>steal ones from the Blue Jays
what?
>>75179066
You honestly think you can keep up with us? Nice try, resd.
>>75179839
>1000% steal percentage
JUST GIVE US THE WORLDS ERIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x5udwPiwek
Now I trust him even less.
Why are shitcongo peecup newfags so sensitive to being newfags? Like they lost something by not "suffering" with the Ottoman empire.
>matt boyd is an ace pitcher
>>75179647
https://twitter.com/sdutdennislin/status/851999836220006400
It's over.
>>75179767
who needs them when Headley, Torreyes and Holliday are the future
G A T T I S 'D
>>75179913
>Daniel Norris has 20 consecutive starts of 3 ER or less, which is tied for the longest active streak in the MLB.
>>75180031
are you really gonna use his relief inflated peripherals to judge his future potential? I mean go ahead more power to you.
>>75180046
16 of those 20 have been 5 IP+
>>75180097
well fuck, i guess hes a bonafide ace then
>>75180104
>>75179997
>Beheadedly
>Torneyes
>Appalladay
>future
kek, get ready for the first sub-.500 season of your lifetimes, Yankee fans
Jered Weaver had a QS at Coors
Apologize.
>rags
Who /mlbtheshow/?
I just got called up to the Pirates, immediately in the rotation, and they fucking put me up against Kershaw.
>>75180200
dubs confirm
>rags
are the rangers with a lead in the late innings MUST SEE baseball?
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
w-we didnt get shut out at least
>>75180255
>every Orioles fan this afternoon
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
Didnt tiki say the >Rags have an elite bullpen?
inb4 >Pooholes
>rags
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>rags
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>rags
>>75180212
He's shit now
ONE
they did it again the absolute fucking mad men
>RASG
>it was 5-0
>sgar
>>75180326
STRIKE
>>75180326
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>75180228
>rags
>late innings
>lead
>>75180341
AWAY
1. Texas Rangers
2. San Francisco Giants
3. Boston Red Sox
4. Detroit Tigers
5. Los Angeles Dodgers
>Dyson has an ERA of 33.00
>rags
"nobody likes your new balances"
>rags
Adrian Beltre deserves a better career ending than with this forever-choking team.
>Dyson gave up 3 earned runs in one inning
>his ERA went down from 36 to 33
lel
>>75180371
but the other ones are at least a novelty, the Giants implosion is just an inevitability at this point
just
>rags
my
shit
up
Someone post the copy pasta about the >rags history you know the one
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I saw Mike Francesa at a grocery store in Long Island yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “WAITUHSEKKIND! , like youah doin RIGHT NOW, oghkay?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “okay?” but he kept cutting me off and going “oghkay? oghkay? oghkay?” and waving his hand in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him say "Get lawst" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Diet Coke in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept "pretending" to be asleep and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to "prevent any electrical infettahence, oghkay” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by reminding her how rich he was.
PLEASE DO NOT BULLY THE RAGS
APOLOGIZE TO THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION.
>>75180398
>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence
And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children
Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?
everything going the angels way now
>>75180416
shouldve asked him about andy pettite
watching the >rags in a game like this is way better than any playoff floorsqueak or divegrass
how many ways can one team get cucked?
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
APOLOGIZE
>>75180419
never doubted him desu
>You know it's so easy for you and for all these other people to call up and bash Joba
>I'm not bashing Joba how did I bash him? I didn't I just wanna move him back to the bullpen
>Bash him in the sense that you're bashing this whole idea that you were right all along
>Here's the problem
>When he pitches well you you guys are like crickets
>What a secund Job..Al-Alex. When does he pitch really well?
>Wait a minute, Mike okay it's funny how since Joba's become an everyday starter since last year, since he's become an everyday starter there's maybe 5 or 6 pitchers in all of baseball who has a better ERA as a starter
>Aww you're outta yo..what are you talking about where you getting that from?
>Mike look at
>FIVE pitchers in Major League Baseball? There's 3 in this town
>Mike look at the stats
>What are ya talking about
>Since..
>His ERA this year is FAWR
>I'll repeat myself.. I'll repeat it
>*Incoherent New York Speaking*
>Since Joba has become has become a starter
>YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND
>Since Joba's become a starter there are 5 or 6--
>You are outta your mind
>Alex you have los-
>WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME- WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 5 STARTING
>WAIT A SECOND, ALEX..ALEX
>THERE ARE 5 STARTing pitchers who have better statistics than Joba Chamberlain as a starting pitcher you're tryna tell me that
>I'm tellin you since he's beco
>Wait wait wait don't give me "since he's become a starter" don't give me "since he's become a starter" give me the fact you're tyring to tell me that right now he's one of 5 or 6 best starting pitchers in baseball
>WHA WHA I didn't say that
>Well wait what are you going on about the basis of 30 innings?
>I'm saying he's a 22 year old kid it's funny how you have all this patience with Hughes who has a 7 ERA, but Job..
>HUGHES IS A STARTER
>Alex
>Basically Joba has to pitch like Pedro Martinez or otherwise
>Alex
>Wait a secund
>Joba
>Wait a second, Alex
>What's Joba's ERA this year?
>It's 3.7 going into last night maybe 3.8, 3.9
What did the >rags do this time?
Tiki is going to unironically kill himself lol.
>>75180449
gave up 3 runs in the 9th against the halos
>>75180449
Dyson blew a 3 run lead and then Trout robbed a home run in the top of the 10th
>>75180464
>Trout robbed a HR
can somebody get on the task of webming that, pls?
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IT WAS 5-0
>>75180429
This is a QUALITY pasta btw
>>75180200
>>75180234
>>75180277
>>75180307
>this subtle crescendo of rags
>yfw The Machine just needed some maintenance and will get the triple crown this season
>>75180474
take this shitty tweet instead
https://twitter.com/jamfan40/status/852029063698841602
>>75178495
damn the rangers blow
>>75180447
Whatever happened to Joba anyway, he seemed like he could have been a solid pitcher for the Yankees.
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>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>rags
>>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>>75180513
>>75180519
>>75180527
lol...fag
>>75180504
absolutely based
>>75180537
What does fag rhyme with?
If you guys want watch some baseball after
>rags
so i invite you guys to come into /ABSG/ and watch some baseball from other side of the world
>>75178440
the games starts in 30 mins
BASED HUNDLEY
>>75180510
The Yankees absolute inability to develop any quality starting pitchers since Andy Pettitte happened
On top of it all, a FOUR OUT INNING (struck out and caught stealing) oh my
h-happening?
so are the angels clutch or are the rags and memeiners choke artists
>>75180550
Can Joba pitch the 8th inning?
>>75180585
All of the above
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>>75180541
you're a virgin
>>75180587
He's still available right now, yo. He's a free agent.
t-thanks crawford
>>75180599
>American education
>>75180585
>rags
>>75180585
don't look now, but Ken Giles is doing his best to give Seattle the game
IT'S HAPPENING
>RAGS
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>R A G S
>A
>G
>S
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>that perfectly executed bunt
God damn
p-please be easy on us bullies
>Walk off squeeze bunt
Pffffffft
APOLOGIZE
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
GOD DAMMIT
MLB.COM WOULDNT UPDATE AND JUST WHEN I PULL UP A STREAM, ITS A COMMERCIAL BREAK
>>75180700
>rags
>>75180700
>rags
>>75180700
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>rags
>the shanty town of Texass
>rags
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
Post your team. Only pass GO if you aren't a fan of the >RAGS
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
What went wrong?
I love baseball
I hope the
>rags
never change
>>75180737
Josh Hamilton needlessly killing that fan brought down God's wrath
>>75180737
Dyson. He literally threw the game. I hope he gets hit by a bus.
>>75180706
>watermark
delete that one, save this one anon
hurr hurr hurr, get your laughs in now you lemming faggots
still favorites in the west.
>>75180760
>rags
>>75180760
ONE
>>75180765
STRIKE
>>75180760
>rags
>>75180771
HEY
someone please webm the last out
I missed it
>R
>A
>G
>S
FEELS GOOD NIGGAS
>>75180751
You can literally point to that exact moment when Hamilton killed a fan that all the bad shit started happening to the rags. It was that year that they went to the World Series and were 1 strike away twice.
Before that, the rags never really choked.
who /sawtheragslostandcametoshitpost/ here?
>>75180791
reporting in
T R O U T E D
>rags
>>75180805
big if true
>>75180791
All the time
>rags
do rags fans on /sp/ even exist? why would they subject themselves to this treatment
>>75180830
they were shitposting in the game thread the entire night until the 9th inning
>>75180830
They're hiding right now, no doubt.
Tbh I'd do the same thing, and I have when my own team has been subjected to humiliating defeats
>rags
>>75180834
tbf one of them saw it coming, the guy shitposting about le 72.00 ERA
>>75180791
I'm not an AL West fan but as soon as I saw the Rangers were up 3 going to the bottom of the ninth I had to turn a stream on and watch it, and boy was I in for a treat tonight.
Enjoy it in 3 parts, lads
It's a short novel
>>75180830
they deserve it for shitting up the board during football season.
>>75180830
yo I'm this guy >>75178948
wasn't even wrong. I don't really feel anything on here anymore because I realize God wants agony.
>>75180848
>>75180830
its fucking ridiculous lol
>>75180848
Oh man, what a shitshow
>Cole Hamels had a great start
>The offense was clicking
It's just not fair.
>>75180737
Their were incredibly lucky last year.
>>75180447
>>75180860
why did he stop
The Rockies are actually winning games with their pitching right now. Usually when they win in April, it's cause they're putting up 8 runs a night. Most of their best hitters have gotten off to bad starts plus they've had a bunch of guys injured that should be coming back soon. The Rockies are legit.
Someone give me a Lucroy trade dialogue shitpost
>>75180860
This is great
THE REDS ARE IN FIRST PLACE AND THE TARDINALS ARE IN LAST PLACE.
REDS GONNA RED
>METHINALS GONNA METH
REDS GONNA RED
>METHINALS GONNA METH
>>75180855
he makes it look so easy
>tardinals
>methinals
>Shit Poois
>Taint Loses
>>75180877
To Let he ball roll foul if thats what you are talking about. Throwing home would probably not get maybin out
>>75180899
but it obviously was inbounds
>>75180791
>RAGS
>A
>G
>S
>>75180878
>guys we beat the dads!
Actually I will not let this go unnoticed.
>>75180906
>inbounds
>Shit Poois shitinals
>Pissburgh pie rats
>Shitcongo cubes
>Kill-walk-ee pooers
>>75180920
didnt go outside the baseline
Lindor
>people unironically drafted sam dyson for their fantasy baseball teams this year
>>75179869
Too bad you guys don't get on base
>>75180854
The "Normie" baseball fans don't realize that us Rangers fans are psychopaths that can't actually feel emotion anymore.
Dbacks
>>75180934
hello fellow first placer
>>75180941
>>75180945
>>75180945
Good job boys
>rags
Post yfw your team isn't the Shit Poois Tardinals
>mfw
>>75180754
why do we need a smug pepe angle when just about any Trout pic will do?
I'm not an Angels fan but they're clearly the most alpha franchise in the division. Every other team is a meme.
Which one is actually worse? Being a rags fan or a memeiners fan?
>>75180988
Mariners fans are pitied
Rangers fans are laughed at
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>RAGS
Good night lads. Tonight was fun.
>Rags
>rags
>Lillies get absolutely buttfucked
>Classic rags
Tonight was a good night for baseball lads
>1 home game
>1 walkoff
Picking up right where we left off
Basically walked off the rags twice too
literally CANNOT WAIT to watch tiki try to save face tomorrow
>>75178637
Jesus Christ any harder that thing would be in orbit.
texas rangers
>>75178727
>They blew their arms from the wear of the postseason two years ago.
How have Kershaw and Bumgarner been pitching since they were 19 and 20 years old without arm injury? making regular short rest starts in postseason while also actually making all 32 starts that season...
Mets pitchers are seriously very fragile. No way around it. Just embrace them as the joke they are and love it as you already do.
Did someone forget to tell the Reds they're supposed to suck this year?
going to 5 (five) npb games in the next 2 weeks
wish me luck boys
>Yesterday's Results
>>75180928
>Lindor
>Chocolate lab
Pottery
>>75182461
>THE SHITTY OF SHIT LIOUS
>THE SHITTY OF SAN FAG CISCO
>THE SHAT OF TEXAS
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
:deep breath:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The new mlb-broship is CARS: Cubs-Angels-Reds-Sneks. We here to prevent LA, San Fran Cisco, St. Lious, and Texas from entering the playoffs.
>>75182670
Texas in the playoffs is funny though.
woah
>rags
Once Sam Dyson is gone Rangers won't be blowing ez wins anymore. Get those rag posts out while you can before Rangers fix this and win the division
>>75183009
W r o n g
R
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>>75183009
This, non-Ranger fans are so painfully stupid.
>rags
Rangers fans live on a completely different plane of existence from other baseball fans. We're so much smarter and more successful than other baseball fans and it feels like talking to children when we converse with y'all.
>>75183156
Your team is utter garbage, and the state of Texas will not win a World Series in your lifetime.
>>75183156
Can you stop with that?
>HEY MIKEY! You think the Mets will retire Bartolo Colon's number?
>>75183156
>tfw to intelligent to win
>>75183156
>missed some epic rags posting last night
FUCK
I'm never skipping the 9th inning of an angels game again
>>75183307
It's never too late, anon
>rags
Fun fact: Sam Dyson after giving up 3 runs in the 9th actually improved his ERA from 36.00 to 33.00.
>rags
>the st. louis cardinals are 2-6
>People think Rangers relievers playing like trash in April is anything new
Literally always happens. The rest of the AL West should be scared that the Rangers starting pitching and hitting has looked solid this far. Our actual biggest concern is defense.
>>75183411
and how many leads have they choked? none.
cardinals are fine, they've had a tough early schedule
>>75183457
>People think Rangers relievers playing like trash is anything new.
Fixed that for you.
>>75183467
>and how many leads have they choked? none.
How is that a reason for optimism? It means the Cardinals are losing games because they straight up suck. The way the >rags are losing is more crushing and hilarious, but not all that hard to fix.
I got nothing
>A rain delay at the outset ended up creating some awkward moments some Dodgers noted.
>The Cubs filled the time by showing an abbreviated version of NLCS Game 6 on the stadium's video screen.
Cubs staff not fucking around with the Doylers
>>75183586
Yea. Rangers have been doing the same song and dance for years of a closer playing great one year only to stink up early In the season to be replaced by someone else that does the same thing.
>Today's Yankee lineup
>>75183156
>false flagging
>tigers starting andrew romine in center field
2 cerebral 4 me.
>>75183982
Are Andrew and Austin Romine the greatest Hall of Fame Brother duo in the history of Baseball?
>>75184028
Yes
Daily reminder that the Tigers lineup consists of
>AAA RF
>Utility bench in CF
>.125 in LF
>.091 at SS
>0 XBH from 3-4-5
>its a matt Cain start
Wew I do love giving away games
>>75184070
And yet still in first place despite that and the bullpen.
>>75182461
>yfw the Cubs broke the Gnats
>>75183900
>Pete Kozma
When does Didi come back?
>>75184109
Won't last for very long
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>RAGS……......>RAGS................ >RAGS . >RAGS ......... >RAGS.............>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS....... >RAGS >RAGS
>>75184126
Not soon enough
>>75184140
Which part, the Tigers being in first? It will. They're unironically the best team in the comedy central.
>>75184125
>win chip
>team breakdown
>dont squeak to playoffs
>rinse and repeat
>2014 win chip
>management falls for even year meme and don't sign bullpen arms
>pay for it dearly
>pay a few stars and still don't fix bullpen
>pay dearly for it again
>this dumb shitcagan thinks his bangwagon team broke our perennial contenders
>>75184161
Based on what, current standings? Detroit is going to have to be happy with sniffing at a Wild Card that the East is going to pick up if the >rags don't get the second. No offense.
First """"Glimpse"""""" at the Cubs Championship rings
https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/852174148855934977/video/1
>>75184197
It's his first week watching baseball, go easy on him.
>>75184206
>by witch standings
The literal current MLB standings.
Any team that has been swept by the Dbags is disqualified from postseason consideration.
>#Tigers have signed first baseman James Loney to a minor league contract.
>No more goat curse
>No more bambino curse
>No more black sox curse
God, baseball feels so dead. Hamilton should have killed that fan half a century ago so it could have become a folksy curse.
>>75184261
There's still the curse of Cleveland
>>75184261
>rags
Have the "One-strike away" curse
>>75184244
>witch
By the current MLB standings the Diamondbacks are 7-2, better than the Tigers. By your logic they're going to the World Series. Which is actually conceivable since the Giants have pitching trouble and the DBacks look solid as an organization this year. The Tigers may not have much competition but the Indians are have everything they need for getting to back to the World Series.
Did you really think the White Sox were going to win the division last season?
>>75184276
Cleveland won a championship last year.
>>75184334
>One championship in 52 years
>>75184334
>Did you really think the White Sox were going to win the division last season?
The whos are an incredibly bad ball club, the Tigers are not.
>>75184344
Hence, broken curse. You see how that works?
>>75184334
The curse has nothing to do with sports. Just has to do with Cleveland being awful in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akx3uwhohmU
>mfw someone says the >rags have an elite bullpen
>Chris Sale loses because of no run support
>Different colour. Same Sox. Same guaranteed rate.
>>75184276
That was a city-wide curse that was broken once the Cavs won.
The injuns drought by itself has never been interesting since the team doesn't have any fans. It'd actually be better for baseball if they broke it just so the rags would then officially have the longest drought.
>>75184359
It's nice that you're a fan but the Tigers have been a middle-of-the-road ball club for years and their better years are behind them. They won 4 games against the Indians last year. And 2 of those were in the last series playing against post-clinch AAA call ups. I'm not suggesting they're be this bad again but what's going to be different now that by all measures the Indians are better team?
>>75184420
>going to be
kms
>>75184397
>it wasn't the White Sox, it was Sale all along
Is he saving his wins for the post-season?
>>75184415
cavs game was rigged and the curse "broke" when stipe won the belt
>>75184451
>>75184420
>but what's going to be different now that by all measures the Indians are better team?
Tigers have better starting pitching.
>>75184472
how am I salty for stating facts? no one in the states outside suburban white kids and niggers care about the NBA , it became our version of euro soccer with all the pussy plays
>hurr its growing
growing since 1980 and peaked in 90s
>The Marlins and Rays are both playing well
What a fucking waste of two winning franchises on cities that don't give a fuck about baseball.
Please relocate them already.
>>75184509
This.
I think Florida should be banned from having professional sports teams entirely.
>>75184497
Look man, I like both sports, but insinuating the NBA doesn't have a healthier future than baseball is just stupid.
Baseball suffers from the fact that it's much harder to watch games where your team isn't playing. National matchups in the NBA are way more exciting.
>>75184687
This is the dumbest thing I will read all day. Maybe all week.
>>75184802
Depends, is kiss'Lester going to show up?
>philthies
Just got a new job here in LA and my coworkers are Dodgers crazy. Former NEET here, and Football is the only sport I watch.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Dodgers or (even better) send me some links/podcasts about them?
>implying Sale had a problem winning games with the white sox
Sale won 17 games last season, Q is the one who gets no run support
>>75184925
Why do you work at a landscaping company?
>>75184925
Their best player is one of the greatest chokers in sporting history
>>75185008
Grocery store.
Still see plenty of Juans.
>>75184925
consistently one of the biggest choker teams in the league
You now remember the final day of the 2011 season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esra7HvYtPc
>>75185075
>Michael Kay was excited the Red Sox were eliminated
I hate that fucking faggot, but that is very cool.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/12/sports/commissioner-starts-to-press-cleveland-indians-about-logo.html?smid=tw-nytsports&smtyp=cur&_r=0
>>75185420
>>75185420
Fuck off Manfred
>>75185420
>intentionally name your team after a minority sociological group
>specifically named for a player (not even that great a player) that was the first Native American to play professional baseball and did so in your city, albeit for a different team
>be the first American League team to sign a Black player (weeks after the Jackie Robinson was signed) and sign another shortly after, both beloved for helping to win the World Series
>be the only city that actively appreciated its newly introduced minority players in the league
>"THE LOGO IS RACIST"
Social Identity Politics gtfo
>>75185420
>>75185755
Tigers and Twins
>>75185818
>>75185818
>>75185818
>>75185818
>>75185818
>>75185755
It's a racial caricature. It is racist. But they also shouldn't give a damn
>>75185420
Wahoo is unironically one of the most aesthetic logos in sports and is only offensive because of a history that is projected onto the logo itself.
t. antiracist
>>75184244
>4-14
> tfw hardly anymore comfy mid day games for the cubs cause the (((mlb))) wants them to constantly be night games for prime time.
>>75185755
Don't forget first MLB team with an African American manager
>>75185858
There is literally nothing racist about a sports team name or logo SJW. Find me a book definition that says otherwise
>Fulmeme
>>75187485
It'll be interesting to see who wins that trade in the long term. If the Mets can squeeze a WS win out of Cespedes, I'd say it's them.
>>75185468
>Waldstein
every time
>Tweens
>>75185420
These activist pushes to change "racist" sports logos/names have never been anything more than media bait to get people outraged. Year after year there's a "sudden" initiative to change them, and year after year, nothing happens.
Bottom line is, there's more financial insentive to keep them as they are than change them.
>>75185765
>Manfred bans Pedro Baez
Gameday has been fucking terrible this season it's pissing me off, get your shit together MLB
>>75183982
A little late but
APOLOGIZE
>>75184925
Historic and loved team
Has issues as of late in the post season
Made it to the NLCS despite having the most historically injured team of all time
You're in a dodger town so get used to the terrible traffic
>Lakers town
They're the team for transplants
>>75185755
The player was made fun of his entire career and wants respected at all you liar
>Rags
>>75189389
>The indians official media guide says that the owners solicited sportswriters to ask fans for their favorite nickname, and the name Indians was chosen by a young girl who wrote to one of the sportswriters whose column requested suggestions. She specifically mentioned Sockalexis and his heritage
"Hamstring" tightness
Fucking Dads are coming at the Rookies hard today.
>>75185420
I dont give a shit about the racism of it but it's a terribly ugly logo
>>75189943
>rookies
>free(runs)land
two casualties in the rays yanks game
>kim sitting again
WHY IS BUCK SHOWALTER RACIST AGAINST ASIANS
shitposting on /mlb/ while the >rags were collapsing last night was pretty ebin
>>75180700
>rags
>>75187485
>Quality start
Say you're fucking sorry
>>75190798
Quality start is a 4.5 era
Thats shit
>>75191008
>ERA
>>75190798
>4.5 ERA
>"quality"
>>75191008
>>75191071
>In baseball, a quality start is a statistic for a starting pitcher defined as a game in which the pitcher completes at least six innings and permits no more than three earned runs.
NEW in a minute
>>75191218
>>75191218
>>75191218
>>75190609
>sitting the only guy who actually takes pitches
>to test a bunch of platoon shitters
>>75191231
>>75191108
Which can be 4.5 era lmao
>>75191269
surprised he's not also starting craig "MUH SPRING TRAINING" gentry
>Matt Wieners.
>Jayson Werthless