/mlb/ general - 0/10 BALLPARKS edition

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Royals

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>there are """""people""""" itt that judge a quality start by ERA rather than WHIPxFIP
Fucking barbarians, man.

>>75191218
It actually looks kinda cool in this pic

Kinda.

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>rags

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/12/sports/commissioner-starts-to-press-cleveland-indians-about-logo.html?smid=tw-nytsports&smtyp=cur&_r=0

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>>75191218
Dbacks

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Tigers win

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Andrew GOATmine

>>75191308
>Vast majority of Native Americans don't give a shit about team names like Indians or Redskins
>Orgs still try to force changes

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http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=mlb+professional+choker

... scroll down a bit

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DADS

>>75191372
Shame the camera didn't pick up the batflip.

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>Kershaw was forced to watch the Cubs raise their banner Monday
>tfw he still has to watch the Cubs get their rings

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Hello. Go 'Stros. :)

>>75191404
90 percent, according to that Washington Post poll

>>75191550
Will you fags go back to the NL already?

>>75191615
no u

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>mets only get to face the phillies one more time this week instead of two
>mets only get to subordinate the lillies one more time

How has your team suffered this week, /mlb/?

>rags

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>>75191665
>Didi, Bird, and Sanchez ded

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>>75191531

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>Jays

Aside from Morales and Tulo, only Justin fucking Smoak has actually been hitting anything. I can't even miss EE because he's regressing hard and Cecil has been hot garbage in SL.

It's just not looking good at all. Every team now knows never to throw any 2 strike fastballs to this old streaky offense.

As soon as Donaldson/Travis/Tulo/Bats or any starter goes on the DL its a guaranteed losing streak.

Why do the Rays, in lovely TAMPA FLORIDA play in a god damn warehouse

>>75192391
Daily reminder that the Blue Jays literally sold every. single. prospect. in their farm for David Price and an ALCS exit.

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Congratulations on beating up the Phillies for two games in a row, Mets.

HOWEVER

>>75192494
it used to be a publix warehouse

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*blocks your path*

>>75191665
We got blown out by a weakened Yankees and dead Red Sox offense

>>75192772
GET OUT OF HERE RACIST!!!

>>75191665
Off day in between the banner ceremony and the ring ceremony

>>75192772
Oh you poor persecuted minority! Please, have sex with my wife. As a Dodger fan it's the least I can do

>rags

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Sneks

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>3 in a row

Kings of New York once again

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>>75191550
seconded

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>>75192670
Kek, can't wait to hit some meatballs off this goof.

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>>75193268

If the Dads get the shut-out at Coors i'll shit myself

>>75193418
Better go buy some baby wipes

>>75193418
Are >we cucks for doing the Doyer's work they can't do themselves to help them get to the top of the divison which we won't be able to do >ourselves?

>>75191218
Their new stadium in Montreal will look much better

>>75193418
with zach lee no less

how amazing is it to see a draft bust perform well in that hellhole of a park

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Cop or nah?

>>75193460
Nah just enjoy the wins m8. Rockies fans are used to hot starts and falling apart later in the season anyway.

>>75193545
2nd to the right, but I'm old fashioned.

Big Myers dong coming up

>>75193355
Gonna be fucking hilarious when he throws a no-no

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R

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>>75193502

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there's a suspicious lack of
>rags
in this thread

>>75193303
(L to R) Not sure, Mike Scott, and I think Baby Bagwell.

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>>75193383

>>75193282
What position does she play?

>his team gets free outs

>>75193855
They haven't done anything yet today

>>75193897
or ever

>>75193888
She's Verlander's pitcher

>>75193855
>>75191307
>rags

SJWs blowing up about Chief Wahoo again on reddit

Hope Cleveland has some balls and tells them to fuck off. If they concede that, they'll just start bitching about the name. Then once they change the name theyll just focus on the Braves

pls cleveland dont let social justice get a foothold in baseball

Went to baseball training again tonight lads
>did batting practise and managed to smash one

Felt amazing desu

>>75182670
>tfw a Redsfag living in Arizona
I'm all for it

Daren Willman @darenw

Most swing & misses induced in 2017:
Sean Manaea 37
Danny Duffy 33
Syndergaard 32
Sale 31
Pineda 31
Samardzija 30

>>75192621
I'm glad I come to /mlb/ for all the indisputable facts

>>75193984
Then the Chiefs and then the Jets.

>>75193867
That pic was taken after Mike Scott's no-hitter on the last day of the season in 1986, so Bagwell wouldn't be around yet. 99% sure that's Glenn Davis on the left and Bill Doran on the right, but I may be wrong.

>>75194075
ok

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>>75194075
>Manaea
>Duffy
>Syndergaard
>Pineda
>Samardzija

>>75194083
Pretty much

If the Indians budge then thats just gonna fuck shit up in the future for the Chiefs, Braves, Blackhawks, Redskins, etc.

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Daily reminder that the Blue Jays traded a bunch of busts, locker room cancers and soon-to-be busts for two glorious years of postseason memories for a new generation of blue jays fans and there is ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY nothing wrong with that and any team in their position would have done the exact same thing.

>>75193988
Good for you, man. Did you bat lefty like we told you?

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Do I buy it, or wait to see if they have low profile all star hats this year

Honestly, I find the Tomahawk Chop pretty fucking offensive.

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Best batflip of the year desu

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>>75193984
I don't understand this shit, it's just a cartoon logo. You don't see people protesting the rowdy/drunk mascot of Notre Dame.

>>75193949
>pitcher
Not catcher?

>>75194156
Nah I can barely bat right m8 left would be fucked.

Forgot to say I hit a ball into the pitcher's arse, was quite funny desu.

>>75194144
Sale has the shittiest motion of any of those guys. Red Sox fag?

>>75194226
She's gotta take advantage of Justin's ass sometime

>>75194214
That's because they're too drunk to protest.

Also the Irish stereotype is hilarious and not associated with genocide.

>>75193984
>social justice

I suppose that's better than fighting to vehemently for the status quo. You're a SQW.

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>>75194241
>implying the Irish were never genocided

>>75194228
kek, my dad used to make my brother throw bp to me because I kept on hitting it right back at him.
That's a good sign, especially if you're just starting out. Keep it up, bongfriend.

>>75194101
Billy Doran! Couldn't place him, it's been so many years. X-D

I remember Glenn Davis being thinner than that, but there were a lot of journeyman whose names have been lost to time. Just another example of what-coulda-been, during the long 1980s run of "make the playoffs every year then get bounced in the first round."

>>75194281
Unless you're going to link to an article that says the US Government gave them whiskey laced with smallpox, you're not going to win this argument.

>>75194281
The Irish have regularly been getting their asses kicked for well over a thousand years by literally anyone who feels the need to.

>>75191404
they're literally happy to be remembered at all tbqh

>>75194178
They're actually going to make a Phillies All-Star hat?

>>75194335
>the US government
What are you on about you bumbling retard, you do know the Irish originate in fucking IRELAND and not the US right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_%28Ireland%29#Genocide_question

>>75194335
Blankets laced with smallpox and measles. You can't add bacteria to whiskey. The alcohol sterilizes it.

>>75191308
>the two dozen or so protesters who do show up outside the stadium.
wowitsfuckingnothing.png

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>>75194376
Yes

>>75194385
That's what they said about Baltimore and they still haven't re-opened that warzone ballpark

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Hmmmm...

>>75194230
"Shittiest motion" means nothing when ultimately his timing and overall mechanics is actually the best

Not that it's ideal by any means

>>75194322
It also looks like it could be Alan Ashby, but he was catching that game.
They had some great teams in that era. I wish they would've followed through on that potential.
>tfw my mom witnessed Nolan Ryan throwing a no-hitter at the dome when she was in high school, and didn't even pay attention to the game
Surprised my grandpa didn't kill her right then and there

>>75193984
>Then once they change the name they'll just focus on the Braves
What about the Braves do they think is offensive?

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>>75193418
How will he ever recover?

>>75194380
Yes. We started letting Irish people in eventually. We've never treated Native Americans well. You're literally fucking with them while you're sitting there right now.

>>75194383
THAT'S THE JOKE

>>75194459
>What about the Braves do they think is offensive?
Their line up, bench, bullpen and starting rotation.

>>75193418
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>75194500
Are you telling me the Braves are the whitest team in baseball?

>>75194482
>>75194504
Fuck, alright i'm going to do it. One sec i'm putting on long johns.

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WTF

I love giancarlo stanton now

>>75194517
Whitest is irrelevant, they just suck at baseball.

>>75194422
Ashby sounds right.

It was the 1980s,women weren't taught to like sports and men weren't taught to teach them. My current gf knew nothing about any sport except soccer when we met, now we hit up NFL and MLB games all the time.

Anyway, I blame Drayton McClane for everything (not my gf, but everything else).

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>>75191462
ATTA BOY DADS
GG Rookies.

>trashionals

enjoy 2nd palce faggits

>>75194498
>You're literally fucking with them while you're sitting there right now

Good bait

>>75194101
Addendum: It actually was Glenn Davis. I remember him being skinnier. Oh well:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/HOU/1986.shtml

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>>75194539
Enjoy it while it lasts dads, there's only one team coming for the top of the division.

>jeff leake wearing number 8

triggers my autism tbqh. pitchers shouldn't wear single digits

>>75194556
>implying you're not posting this from an Indian burial ground

>rags

>>75194459
Name, tomahawk chop, secondary screaming indian logo

If they ever take down the Indians and Based Wahoo the Braves would be the next target.

SJWs already hit the braves a few years ago and forced them to stop wearing a batting practice cap with the badass indian logo

>>75194498
>You're literally fucking with them while you're sitting there right now.
fuck off tumblr

>>75194574
>Enjoy it while it lasts
Literally all I'm doing. Don't recall having said anything about doing anything but ending the season in the basement as a matter of fact.

I understand people wanting to remove the Redskins considering the word is an ethnic slur, but what the fuck is offensive about the Indians? That their logo is a cartoon smiling Indian, so what? How is it racist?

>>75194622
How is a cartoon smiling frog racist?

>>75194622
he's redfaced

Done with the rags, singles decides my new team.

>>75194474
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIT

>>75194588
That would be a correct implication

>>75194622
oklahoma literally means "land of the red man" are we gonna change that too

>Rockies: snaps streak of 120 straight home games without being shut out, the longest such streak since the Reds in 2011-13 (126 straight)

>people will still unironically shill Arenado as an MVP candidate

/nba/ owns this joint. Playoffs start this saturday

>>75194648
Padres

Another day, another embarrassing M's loss. Why do I even bother anymore.

>>75194529
The border around the screen makes it look like you have these photos framed in your house

The Padres are actually going to be good in 2-3 years. All they need is a few of their arms to develop and they're pretty legit

>>75194690
>a lifetime of suffering and overhyped prospects

NOOOOOO

>>75194680
You'd have to pay me to give enough of a shit to watch a game.
Fuck your b8. I'm taking it.

>>75194729
I'm looking forward to this. I'm having a blast watching them so far this season.

>>75194738
>hating basketball this much enough to take the bait

I applaud your dedication for abhorring something that doesn't affect you in any way.

>>75194715
I just took a picture of my tv during intentional talk on the mlb network

>>75194568
Yeah, I think that jersey just makes him look fat. Mike Scott was legit fat and balding though. He looked 65 ans homeless after that game.

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What are some /mlb/ approved craft brews?

>Werthless

>>75194680
college BB>>>>>>>>>pro BB

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>>75194779
>I rate craft beers

>>75194767
we know, it just looks funny like that

>>75194779

>IPA

literally the shittiest kind of beer

>>75194779
Creature Comforts Tropicalia Official Beer of the Barves

>>75194780
It was a bad call. Wasn't a strike.

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>>75194680
>Needing 8 weeks to build up Warriors v Cavs finals

>>75194779
Good stouts or Belgian style ales, anything but fucking IPA which is the most reddit tier beer ever.

>muh hops
>muh bitter as fuck
>muh acquired taste

>>75194811
What's a matter, too dry for you? Enjoy your piss-water i guess

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>>75193971

>>75194811
That's your opinion

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Daily reminder that Joe Madden looks like he should be holding a squeegee in one hand and a 40 of malt liquor in a paper sack in the other.

Jason Worth could be an alpha name. Why would Jayson Werth's parents decide to go with the worst and lamest spelling possible?

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Phuck the Mets

>>75194459
You're talking about libruls, literally anything offends them. And if people don't think they won't go after the White Sox, Padres, Mariners, Yankees, Cubs, Reds, Royals, Angels, Brewers, Twins, Athletics, Pirates, Giants, Rangers, and Nationals for their "offensive" names if they start getting their way then you're sadly mistaken

>>75194474
I'm surprised Stanton has a kid that old

>>75194868
Clay Buchholz ded

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>at work doing yanks game
At least Montgomery pitched well and Judge is showing off his power
Offense has actually been decent so far this season, and pitching looks like its getting over its wrinkles.

WC likely, division still too much to hope for though imo

>>75194662
No, we're just gonna force them off a few more reservations to build an oil line. Wonder why libtards never breathe a word about that

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>>75194913
:D

Who's had the worst start so far this season, relative to expectations?

inb4 reyes, he's always been a singles hitter anyway

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>>75192670

You underestimate our ability to be inept.

>>75194680
kek, do you guys still get triggered by some fat asian kid?

>rags

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>>75194868

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>lillies fans think wheeler won't shit all over them
>lillies fans think their bullpen won't cough up more runs tonight

meanwhile the nationals are about to give us the division lead

>>75194951

Mariners, probably.

>>75194999
>his team isn't even the best team in it's OWN market.

My team is the best team in the state.

>>75194962
Nope, modern /nba/ is run by ibrodieraptors bro, ade county's crew, and w2k sixers. Harry is basically an outcast in his own turf, he only has a few allies, but west brook shitters take over during off hours. If it wasn't for lecockroach spam, they'd be a majority, but the dubs crew headed by brasil guy is pretty much untenable in terms of OP wars and curry-dance posting.

>>75194930
>Leaf

>>75194951
le 72 ERA man

>>75194823
>cavs
>finals

My sides

>>75195017
I think I contracted autism after reading this post

>>75191294
If you walk 5 batters for 6 innings and concede no runs it's outright better than giving up 4 hits and a walk and conceding a run

>>75195103
yeah, we're pretty autistic, but so are all generals t b h

this place is full of gay-ass tripfags and statfags lmao

>>75195017
Literally unreadable post
Speak english you fucking wigger

>>75195103
This is what /mlb/ will turn into if morons keep giving the tripcancer attention, even when they're not around

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PREEMPTIVE POST TO BUILD THE MEME MAGIC IMMUNITY.

>>75195151
No, /nba/ is a massive shithole even by the standards of a general. Literally everyone else thinks you guys are autistic roleplaying wiggers who get terrorized by a fat Asian kid on a proxy most of the time.

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>>75194951
probably pic related
kinda feel bad for the guy. hopefully he'll find his groove again.

>>75194031
You're welcome to be here unlike all these damn califags

>>75195173
I was pretty sure it's ironic shitposting but who could possibly fucking care enough to keep that up all year for several years in a row now

>>75195034
>implying anyone else

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MARINERS!

>>75195167
fuck you spaceman. Put your trip back on.

>>75194678
>1 game ruins an entire season.

Going to Tony Luke's, anyone want anything ?

>>75195243
Free beer

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>>75195243
cheese steak wiz with onions pls

Metheny bringing in Cecil to face Harper with two on and two out in the 8th.

>>75194812
Mein Neiga. Ready to watch the Barves take it up the ass again today. God baseball is so fucking comfy.

mest-lillies
>>75195282
>>75195282
>>75195282

>>75195243
put everything on that shit

>Brooce Hooper

>>75195325
WHAT if I hit a inning-ending line drive?

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>>75195214
That one wasn't me, friend
But check this attached photo

Hey guys just reminding you that if you don't bend the bill of your hat (I don't mean Dad hats) you are literally garbage and on the same tier as the lowest niggers, who also wear their hats absolutely flat as well.

>>75194959
Oh, I know just how bad we can be. We have Cameron Rupp playing on our team

Barves vs Fish gamehtread.

>>75195372
>>75195372
>>75195372

>Andrew Romine hasn't spoken to the media yet, as he was selected for a "random" drug test by MLB after today's game.

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>>75191218
There is literally nothing wrong with Tropicana Field. It's cheap, comfy, and doesn't load itself down with unnecessary distractions like your fancy multi-billion dollar new age ballparks do. It cuts straight to the point. The Trop is 100% about baseball and nothing else.

You spoiled, low-attention-span-having children just can't appreciate baseball in a no frills environment.

>>75195374
Wearing the hat enough that it naturally bends over time is patrician though

>>75195433
You could apply this partially to Wrigley when it's owners were cheap as fuck and didn't feel like doing anything to try to change the crumbling and in some cases decrepit ballpark

>>75195433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpx82YPZ6ug

>Get to watch another season of Doyers fags winning their division and then choking in the playoffs

Can't wait! Is there a more laughable franchise?

>>75195489
>rags

>>75195470
>that entire page of ground rules
I'd complain but I guess tampa is so cold that they have to use the dome

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>TEX: Rangers' Dyson blows three-run lead vs. LAA
pls delet this
I don't want to be triggered every time I come here. Let's just pretend it never happened.

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>>75195433
>dome fags will defend this

red sox vs oreos game thread

>>75195598
>>75195598

>>75195570
Baseball in Florida was a mistake.

attention! fat fuck who cannot field playing first base for the jays

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>>75195639
>cannot field

>one pitch
>one hit by pitch
way to go boston

>>75195570
S-sorry, it's so fucking hot here senpai

>>75195360
NO
MORE
SPRINGER
DINGERS

Fuck that guy

>>75195639
>hating on the 2nd best hitter on the team

hes literally the only one who isnt a complete and utter fucking moron that just swings as hard as he can on every pitch, he actually has a 2 strike approach

>>75195778
from a royals fan he will definitely get into as many GIDPs as EE though so enjoy that

>>75195360
am i crazy or do correa and springer actually look similar

>>75195861
You mean they both have stupid fucking smiles on their dumb idiot faces?

>>75195909
yea exactly

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You have been visited by the Cutch

/yourteam/'s starter will rack up at least 6 strikeouts tomorrow, but only if you respond to this post with "Hello, Cutch!"

>bombston

Top of the 1st and bullpen already warming up

>knuckleballers

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How you want your ERA, senpai?

>>75195959
Off day tomorrow for >us, but have a "Hello, Cutch!" anyway.

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WHY START A KNUCKLEBALLER ON A COOL APRIL NIGHT?

THESE ARE LITERALLY THE WORST CONDITIONS FOR A KNUCKLEBALL FARRELL YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE

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>>75193268

>>75196002
muh ace that's entirely dependent on uncontrollable conditions

>>75196034
Just don't start him on cool april nights, start him in a month from now when it's hot as fuck and humid as fuck

This is how you ALWAYS treat knuckleballers

>>75195433
>is given something shitty
"I APPRECIATE THE PURITY OF THE GIFT"

..... way to keep positive, anon

Yan Gomes is a good player?

>>75195827
hes also not going to strikeout 30% of the time and be a fucking dumbass at the plate so ill enjoy that too

Oh boy are the cubs rings gaudy

I guess that's the point

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>oreos hit 4 homeruns off red sox in 1 inning worth of play
>Farrell doesn't change pitchers

why is this allowed

>never lost against the o's before
>pulled after 1.1 innings and 8 runs

Note that the red sox manager left him in to give up two more dingers in the second

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firesale is finally happening lads i cant wait

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>the face you make when your team gets swept

>kris bryant got his ring from a defect
Fuck this gay earth

>>75194811
They usually have more alcohol in them though bruh

>>75196379
Who do you even have worth selling other the Donaldson?

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>>75196403
>Belt's face when the team is playing as bad as possible while not being swept

indians gonna get no-hit BTFO for eternity that's what you get for being racist

>>75196513
Learn to hit to LF or bunt to 3B, you bum!

>>75196537

Nah. There's going to be a ninth inning 3 run shot. It's the only way Indians know how to win a game.

>>75196487
I don't like much of the harder ales from american breweries for watching baseball, getting that drunk is required for NBA and NHL games, however.

Hefeweizens and American Pale Ales for baseball, triple IPAs and barleywines for hockey.

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Is it /ouryear/?

>>75194779
Ask mo

>>75196537
>libtard mad that everything offends xim

>>75196678
If you're talking about a year you guys lose 100 games, then yes it's /ouryear/.

>>75196505
this deadline donaldson maybe, grilli, smith and probably even osuna, given what ken giles got and we wont need any closer when rebuilding.

estrada and happ too, theres always a team that needs another 3-5 starter at the deadline

royals A's
>>75196713
>>75196713
>>75196713

>>75196752
You probably won't get much for Grilli and Smith, at least not to have a legitimate rebuild, I forgot about Estrada and Happ though and you definitely could get good prospects for them if they aren't shitting the bed at the deadline. I wouldn't trade Osuna yet though. He'd be in his mid-20's by the time the rebuild is successful, so you might as well keep him for the future.

>>75194575
There is literally nothing wrong with pitchers wearing single digits

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>>75197031

>decide to watch a random game
>pick braves @ marlins
>gamethread has one post after 3 innings
>stadium is empty
Geez, is this what its like to be a fan of someone outside the AL East?

I feel like the only Phillies fan who likes John Kruk's commentary

>>75196993
i dont think you really understand the situation, we have nobody close to the minors, any rebuild is gonna be long. Tellez is the only guy who can conceivably be called up this season or next. Honestly i wouldnt be surprised if they even trade sanchez with him being a boras client now

>>75197181
>trading all the young talent to rebuild
Shit, if things are that bad I don't know what to tell you. They should honestly just collapse so they can get good draft picks desu, because there's no way they get enough prospects for a full rebuild

>Lackey already giving the umpire shit

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>West coast games

Worst part of being in the AL desu

>>75197258
they have some good low level prospects like alford, vladdy jr, bichette, SRF, zeuch, etc but they are all 2-3 years away from being called up and thats if they can even hack it. Keeping osuna, and the others would just be burning 2 or 3 of their arb years which are valuable to other teams, and since this FO isnt extending anyone theres no point in keeping them for any rebuild

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>>75197338
dark days are ahead

I'll see you bros in the 2025 ALCS

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>>75194779
pic related

>>75195669
he ran 50 feet in 6 seconds...

>>75197361
i-it wont take that long r-right?

>>75197478
Another 22 year playoff drought coming right up senpai...

>>75195433
>baseball in its purest form is a catwalk that commonly interferes with balls in play
>rasy

>>75197563
>it's real
wut

>>75197126
>Braves @ Marlins
Way to select the most literal who teams in baseball with no fans whatsoever.

cleveland attendance back to normal levels at 15k in game two

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>bombston red sux

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reds gonna red?

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what did they mean by this?

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>>75197724
>braves
>no fans

I see you're new here.

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>>75195433
>this fucking turf
Jesus, even our 500 people “Ballparks“ have better turf than yours

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>>75198013
They replaced the turf this season, anon.

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>>75197981
>a shithole plastic city full of niggers and transplants can't create a proper fanbase
Yeah shocking.

>>75198147
Braves country is like 7 states

>>75198161
>span 7 states
>still can't fill the seats

>>75198171
>driving 8 hours to watch a game in niggertown

>>75198192
We both know the south doesn't give a fuck about baseball. It's just an irrelevant summer filler for them before college niggerball season starts.

>>75198171
>>75198161
>niggers
>baseball fans
pick only one

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>>75198147
>Philly attendance below ATL

lol times have sure changed

>>75198147
they treat the hawks even worse. that teams has been competitive for like 15 years now

>>75198147
They were trash that season. Everyone knew the team was crap so nobody wanted to go see them. That year is an outlier.

>>75198234
I remember when Philly was going to be dynasty.

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>>75198171
Are Barves fans too poor to own a TV as well?

>>75198147
>baltimore
what gives? that team is always good. BLM riots aren't happening literally every day

>>75198250
>if team isn't a contender nobody bothers to watch them
So you admit you're a bunch of bandwagon/fairweather faggots and not actual fans? Yankees have been shit for a while now and they're still top 10 easily.

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>pissburgh pissrats

The Reds have beaten the living bejesus out of the Pirates in this series.

I think the Pirates have like 1 extra base hit or some shit.

>>75198301
Yankees are literally next to ATL on the TV ratings lmao

>Bastardo

>>75197563
REVENGE OF THE RED MAN

THIS IS OUR LAND WHITE DEVIL

>>75191218
Phillies are handing out free wins all season apparently

I genuinely wonder why would a New Yorker ever ponder becoming a Mets fan? I've read somewhere that Mets supporters are basically numale: the fanbase, nothing but effete hipsters and progressive contrarian cucks but I can't verify that.

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>>75198331

indians about to lose

>>75198147
Honestly mad about Cleveland. I went to 20+ home games and 4 road games. Until after the all star game and damn near the end of the season attendance was horrible, you'd think they were bottom of the division. Then when everyone realized the were doing well and had a shot at bringing the Eries home to Lake Erie everyone is a fucking "LIFE LONG, BRO, I LOVE THE INDIANS. Terry who, Francona?".

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Are we, dare I say it, winning the eries?

Eugenio Suarez is having yet another 3 hit, 3 run night.

>>75198147
>Brewers
>only won 73 games
>better attendance than 2 postseason teams of that year (Baltimore, Cleveland)

I am proud.

>>75198406
Why are Cleveland fans such faggots? They have a perennial contender in the Indians and they just don't give a flying fuck, but the fucking Browns still fill the seats despite being the biggest joke in football.

>>75198222
St. Louis is also literally nothing but niggers everywhere you look but the Cardilels consistently have decent attendance.

>>75197945
Stop posting the Phillies all time team

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>No Windians

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no windians

>>75198431
Who cares about Eumemenio, I'm still hard from this fucking pitching

based stanton

>>75198504
Tfw Dartmouth

Jays are getting booed at home haahah

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>Indians lose to sux
>Jackets losing to Shitsburg
Just end my life

>>75198548
>w-why are they sop shit sportsnet promised me they were good

kek ticket prices already plummeting, cant wait till the firesale and dirt cheap seats again