Los Angeles Dodgers @ Chicago Cubs

When the Cubs be an elite franchise like The Giants, Yankees, Nats and Dodgers?

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GO CUSB

>>75157714
The fuck am I reading. Fix yourself.

Giants, Dodgers, Dads, Snakes, and Rockies. Who says no?

Looks like it's dinger time for Schwarber

Clayton Kershaw is better than any pitcher your franchise has ever had.

Reminder that the Chicago Bulls can claim the final playoff spot tonight with a win against the Magic, and also if the Heat lose against the Cavs

>>75157781
I'm checking the scores and right now it looks like the cavs are running a train on them.

>>75157766
Where's his ring then? When is Kershaw going to get pragmatic like Jason Heyward and give up a few million dollars to be a apart of a dynasty since the Doylers will always choke when it matters most?

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Go Cubes!

Just hope this year that the giants/dodgers fans can keep their feud to /mlb/ or whenever they play themselves and not fill our gamethreads with crap.

>>75157781
>bulls against one of the trashiest teams in the league
we're getting blown out senpai

>>75157781
>The Bulls can claim the right to get buttfucked by Lebron in the playoffs. Again.
No, thank you.

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>>75157793
>>75157807
>>75157821
As I said in the game thread,

Cuckbron is telling his fucking team to sit this one out in an attempt to meme the bulls out of the playoffs.

Fucking bald bitch is just mad that we swept them this year. Bulls can beat the Cavs, Raps, and Celtics if they face them in the first round. Guys we can meme our way into the finals I fucking promise you.

It should be us getting raped by Golden State/Spurs in the finals, not membron you guys

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Go Cusb

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My nigga Alex wood back to his proper starting spot

Shame we are going to win scoring 2 or less runs as always

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>>75157807
>Just hope this year that the giants/dodgers fans can keep their feud to /mlb/
What does it matter Swedbro? We blew them both out of the water in the playoffs and fucked the Gnats so badly, the Cubs fans made the Gnats fans their bitches right after the game ended.

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Is there anything Bill Murray can't do now if he wanted to do it?

He's like Bill O'Reilly, expect he's liked, and respected, and women would sleep with him if he came onto to them, and not the butt of every mean spirited joke in the country.

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probably 30-45 minutes to go

>Having us watch the Tards and NEETS during the rain delay.
Cruel EPSN, just cruel.

>#Cubs Heyward has gone 22-straight plate appearances without a K, 2nd longest active streak in NL to Padres' Solarte (27)

Even Heyward's good now, who can stop us?

>>75157975
>not listening to 670 the score

This rain is god crying that the Who didn't get their ass swept in Big, Red, downward arrow so the Cubs could be the first Chicago team of the season to win in Chicago.

>>75158063

>implying he won't crash back to good ol' Heyward by the end of the week

>>75158184

b-but he's changed his swing!!

>bulls massacring the magic
>cabs bench killing the heat

This isn't how it was supposed to be. Where is all my disappointment?

reality kings or povd?

wot do brehs?

this rain delay is killin me

>baseball fields without roofs or domes in places with heavy rain

Why is this still a thing

What do you think is the better way to announce a home run?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bySJ3BX_1fY

Or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1jwY8XFieI

>>75158284
This must be your first season. Worry not, you'll come to embrace the weather as a part of the game!

Why don't they play in the rain? Football players play in snow if they have to. Are the shoes not good enough or is it related to the pitch?

>This D-Backs/Giants highlight

Jesus Christ

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>>75158401
You call that a headshot? Baez should start pitching.

rain stopped should be getting ready now

>>75158430
The wild pitch leading to 3 runs is hilarious

>>75158398
Safety on multiple levels. Shoes as you mentioned take a part in it, pitching as well. The pitchers have enough trouble with gripping the ball without the added element of rain. Hard to see the pitch in the rain, a wild pitch can go into the crowd etc.

Light rain is not usually a problem. If it's a downpour they don't play.

TARP STATUS: OFF

>>75158398
>Football players play in snow if they have to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Z-ln4EjRA

Im mexican and i root for the doyers holy shit

>>75158545
Surprising.

>They're broadcasting David Ross's dancing on the jumbotron.

Banner going up soon

get in here friends

>doyers

>Insulting Boss Ross's dance moves
This woman is shit.

Why did they hire the cantina band from Star Wars to play these guys on to the field

>>75158905
Kek

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>Entire crowd is fat pasty white people

Holy shit I thought they were just stereotyping Cusb fans.

>that nut shot
Dam Son

No team dentist?

>>75158905
Because the last time the Doylers were relevant was went Star Wars was released.

>your defending world series champions, the chicago cubs

Bloody hell, to think we live to hear this.

who is the team proctologist

>>75158935
Go back Alejandro

>>75158948
It's a good feel

>>75158948
That's the Trump timeline for ya

Assistant To The Cubs Ball Fondlerrr


Dooot dooot

>>75158967
Now if we can get out it without Trump and the Republicans plunging us into a world war.

>>75158967
>>>/pol/
>>>/tv/

>>75158958
me ;^)
>>75158967
Hmm but weren't the Cubs won the World Series before Trump was elected?

>>75158972
Why didn't they announce the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary?

>>75159002
Please ignore "weren't".

>it starts raining after all this pageantry

These people were going to get fucked up and call off tomorrow anyway.

I hear it's louder in a boystown men's restroom than it is in Wrigley right now.

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>>75158967
>Tfw it truly might be the end of the world because the Cubs won the series

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>>75158935

>this robotic ass announcer

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Cubs opening the game with the wrong song

Zobrist's wife's outfit came out of the mad max timeline

>Now introducing the concession stand cashiers and parking attendants...

is she from Oz?

Nepotism - not even once.

Jon Snow called, he wants his suit back

Jesus fuck, get on with it!

>>75159026
Blame Nate Silver's predictions. He also predicted that the Pats wouldn't come back from 28-3 btw.

goddamn the cubs are so gay

>Cubs get a classy person to sing the National Anthem.
Just don't fuck up the last verse.

AND THE RED ROCKETS' RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN MY PUSSY

>>75159092
>his dad couldn't get him a cushy job

Haha your dad has a shit job and you likely were poor as a child

>ALL LIVES MATTER

:^)

And now... Yankee Doodle..

I hope Kershaw enjoyed the only championship celebration he'll ever be a part of kek

B A N N E R
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T I M E
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And now... The Saudi national anthem

>>75159127
nah nigga

now is time for Electric Avenue performed by Eddie Murphy and the University of Illinois band

Camera phones were a mistake

>>75159162
Why stop there?

Mobile phones were a mistake

>>75159155
Proceed

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The Mordecai Three Finger Brown?

These ESPN fagets don't think the fans in the bleachers don't know what's going on

Fuck these announcers.

>>75159148
SALEED UH SAWARIM
MASHEED UL UWAH

lol he messed up the flag

Goddamn you Cubs fans don't know how to do this shit

More Ls than Meek Mill

Jesus christ this is insanely boring.

>>75159193
This. They really are insufferable.

Don't raise the banners too quickly. Might start this game only 2hrs late.

>>75159193
how many of those people do you really think went to many games before? or watched more than 30 games last season?

>that fall down the stairs

My fucking sides

They're not even showing the fucking banner

yeah, you're really gonna savor that shaky 7 second clip with clipping sound you took from your shitty seat of a piece of cloth being raised on a flagpole

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What a joke franchise. They've won two titles in 130 years.

Kyle Schwarber is literally gasping for air walking down the stairs

>>75159220
>Doesn't know it costs more to be in the bleachers at Wrigley than being behind first base

>banner raising ceremony
>don't show banner

Nice

Or more delays

That was the most anticlimactic shit I've ever seen Lmao

thats the best flag they could muster?

that was almost as bad as the grant park rally

>>75159252
Why is this?

Damn I really want some Old Dominion freight now

>>75159262
bleachers are the only way to watch the cusb. Also all the lower level seats suck

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THIS CHI-CITY CIRCLE JERK OF A CEREMONY

>the hot dogs of Chicagostan
>the deep dish casserole pizza of Chicagostan

Why are these people so contrarian

Bagpipes. This is fucking hell. I hope the Cubs never win another World Series.

Give it to the Cubs for being able to give a truly reddit experience.

>>75159262
It's not, bleachers aren't very expensive.

I fucking wanted the Indians to win I don't deserve this shit

>>75159277
How underage are you?

God Chicago is so fucking corny

when the Dodgers win the World Series we won't take this long

AC/DC

Dadrock for the dadrock of fandoms

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>>75159190
Yes, that Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown.

>>75159288
Old enough to know AC/DC is garbage.

PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

Cubs are really drawing this shit out. When the cards won the ws, it was just a pat on the back and then play ball.

>>75159291
are you kidding me?
you fucker won't get through the Mexican National Anthem before they burn the place to the ground.
mark my words

Post yfw Lester gets shelled in the 1st

>>75159291
The dodgers won't win the World Series with chokeshaw you beaner.

>>75159262
The bleachers are a major part of Cubs lore in terms of the fandom where the most fanatical ones watched.


>They didn't get Steve Bartman to throw out the first pitch
>Instead it's Ted Cruz and his siblings.
I'd have more respect for Rickets if he didn't roll over for Trump like a little bitch.

>Todd in charge of throwing a decent pitch

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>tfw no Bartman redemption

You fucked up cusb, this was the moment

>>75159302
Yeah I know they are but you acted like they brought a bagpipe band out on the field you dumbfuck

>Cubbies parading their little trophy around the field

Alex Wood CGSO incoming

>>75159315
>>75159310
Go fuck yourselves you Chifaggots for celebrating a rigged championship (Gonzalez was safe).

And making a big deal about one fucking championship. Big fucking deal. We have 6.

Learn how to be winners, faggots

>no bartman

fucking lame

>Cusb still villify Bartman

That 30 for 30 was fucked up

Go baseball

>>75159318
I'm sure the Cubs reached out to him, he declined. It's not like they can force him to come out.

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>>75159327
>buttmad beaner

>>75159332
Cubs fans are a hateful, hateful group.

They'll turn on their own players the instant they drop below .500

>>75159316
He would still get booed off the field

>don't have muh 100 years anymore
>just another shitty irrelevant franchise with a WS

>>75159337
Doesn't he have a twitter account or something?

>>75159327
>w-we were better a l-long time ago!

go eat a taco sanchez

>>75159316
>>75159328
>>75159332
the cubs have been reaching out to bartman for almost 14 years, he doesnt want anything to do with it

>>75159343

I hope your mom dies

>>75159357
Point proven.

>>75159356
Yeah because he knows that horrible franchise will turn on him again the moment something goes wrong

>>75159275
>>75159291
>>75159308

>Get constantly shit on for having the longest drought in baseball
>the label of perennial loser transcends sports into popular culture
>finally win it all
yeah fuck off, they're allowed to be indulgent

>>75159343
>>75159332
>>75159328
>>75159318
>>75159356
>>75159364

Bartman has a private suite that was built under the bleachers.

The Cubs winning was the worst thing to happen to American sports since desegregation

>>75159353
lol you're the faggots celebrating one championship like it means something

After we win this year, you'll see how real cities do it

>>75159362
>I play for the cubs!

>>75159371
They're still considered losers.

>>75159332
>30 for 30
>Nothing but the Boston director jerking off the Red Sox curse and what happened to Buckner
>Went to prove that if Bartman didn't deflect the ball, Alou would have caught it.
Yeah, that episode really didn't help Bartman's case.

>>75159362

Go back to Mexico you wetback

>>75159376
nobody wants to see all the burrito trucks backing up traffic if your shithole city wins paco

>>75159376
the only thing you'll win this year is a free bus ticket to tijuana

>>75159380
only by losers

Remember, Gonzo's hand was floating over home plate and he didn't touch it.

>ring ceremony Wednesday
Why the fuck didn't they do it today

>>75159399
>>75159398
Lakers: 16
Chicago combined: 19

Pathetic fucking city full of fucking minorities

Get the fuck out of here celebrating one ring. We're like the Yankees - cool to win one, but life goes on you insufferable smug fucks

Who's this ho with the fake moles?

Dodgers, pissboi, and chokeshaw can lick my balls.

>>75159418

To troll the Doyers and their cholo fans

>>75159418
if you could shove it in the face of beanerfornia twice, wouldnt you?

>>75159424
>your minnesota lakers

So what are the essential stats I need to know to make people think I know about baseball?

At this rate, the Spurs are going to start playing before this ends.

>>75159434
Take away 4 of their chips and doesn't change a thing

>>75159439

Dodgers fans are beaners

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>>75159434

>dallas braden threw a perfect game 7 years ago

Still weird

>>75159439
None, stats are useless in baseball. It's not a stat friendly sport like football.

>spend 108 years winning a Championship
>spend 108 more years to start your home opener

>>75159459
they have to make this one last until 2124

Are all Cubs fans this fucking immature? Grow up, you stupid faggots.

>>75159469
yes

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>>75159424
lol u tell em kid

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>bootyblasted doyers fans complaining about the ceremony

>>75159469
you seem upset, friend

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>>75159469
>Crying about people being immature
>Resorts to profanity and slurs

>>75159480
how does this Cubs world series ceremony compare to other Cubs world series ceremonies you've seen?

>>75159469
They never saw their team win in 108 years they're cocky like those red cuck fags irl back in the day

They think most of the posters here are dodgerfags shows how sad that fanbase is

>>75159424
>Pathetic fucking city full of fucking minorities

Your city and entire state are both majority Mexican.

LOL

LA Dodgers: 5
Chicago Cubs: 3

Act like you've been there...oh wait, you haven't

How assblasted will the cusb be when Lester gives up 10 runs on opening day in his silver uniform

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>>75159488

>>75159469
>mommy the cubs fans are being mean again can you pat my upset bottom?

>>75159492
your b8 was good, now its shit

>still hasn't started

This ceremony would've be a lot more bearable if it didn't mean an hour more of dodgers/giants fans disguised as dodgers being turds.

Just get on with the game, I wanna sleep.

>so youse be sayin

>hol up

>so youse


>be sayin


>that the cusb


>hol up hol up

>yousa be sayin that the CUSB won the WORLDS ERIES

this cunt can stop talking whenever she wants

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When is Bellinger coming up bros?

Was Babe Ruth really that good?

Are they going to wear the world series trophy on their hat for the rest of the season?

Sounds like a great way to win 55 games

>gotta do 20 minutes of warm ups now

TWO HOURS SINCE ORIGINAL START TIME

Fuck the Cubs

who /hopeful4heyward/ here

What's the Dodgers version of "Go Cubs Go"?

>>75159553
in fairness an hour was due to rain.

>>75159558
La Cucaracha

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>>75159544
The Red Sox trading him away was considered the biggest blunder in baseball history until the Red Sox handed Theo Epstine to the Cubs.

>>75159561
based swedebro good to see you

>>75159540
End of the month
Agon is declining and franklin has to go once either is back

>>75159558
"Let's go Dodgers" if you really wanted to know.

>>75159558
>La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar

Dodger fan: I have family in Pilsen. What should I know about the area?

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>woman announcer

well i'm out. i hope you anons enjoy the game though

>opening with a ball
60 wins at best team confirmed

can i finally watch now, fucking hell its about time

wood pls be good

>>75159554
Me. Braves fan here, but I'm rooting for him. Heard nothing but great things about him and one of my buddies went to high school with him and said he's a real cool guy.

>that pitch

>a strike


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>shitcago calling anyone Mexican

Also this strikezone is ass

REFPITCH

Dodgers already getting umpballed

Good. Thanks for the reminder Chicongo

>>75159516
>giants fans disguised as dodgers

why would a fan disguise themselves as a fan of their rival team?

>>75159590
>Frog posting
Don't let the door hit you on the ass leaf.

>>75159558
POLICIA POLICIA

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Update on Bulls - Magic game:

Bulls lead 111 - 69 with 3 min remaining in the game, pretty much sealing the game.

Update on Cavs - Heat game:

Cavs throw a 30 point lead and are now going into fucking OT with the Heat. I told u guys this would happen.

>>75159619
You fuck should know
Every white Sox thread you stupid fucks come in like the stupid poor backward shitwads you are and talk like fucking idiots in real life and on 4chan

>>75159619
To false flag. Plenty of cards/whos fans do it for cubs too. Even we have some turds that do it back aswell.

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>all these mad jealous cholo doyerfags

>>75159590
forgposting aside you are correct, she is distracting

Is there anything worse than the stupid k-zone box that espn loves? It's not even properly aligned.

>>75159608
>>75159609
>>75159610
>>75159611
>Dolyers whining about the strike 3
>When Lester's first pitch was clearly in the zone and was called a ball.
More like the Umps fixing a blunder

>>75159633
I'm not a Cubs fan. I'm just watching it because it's on ESPN.

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do any of you austists know what position air bud played in baseball?

>>75159649
It's fucking awful.

Just to let you know, the Cubs will NEVER be part of the elite franchises of the Yankees, Dodgers, Cardinals and Red Sox

>>75159568
The Red Sox dysfunctional ownership basically gave the Cubs the title. They let Epstein go cause they wanted to back the other guy (Not a red sox fan so i dont remember the guys name. I think it was Cherington or something?)

Then they completely lowballed Lester for no reason and he just walked right over to Wrigley.

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>bullshit strike zone
>female "color" analyst

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Let's go doyers

don't worry my mexican friends, WE will get lester in the second inning, r-right?

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>>75159653
>he made a mistake
>so he fixed it with another mistake
Nice logic flyover

>>75159666
Catcher obviously

He's a dog after all

>>75159666
Andrea played right field, the mean guy played pitcher, her best friend was the catcher, I want to say Air Bud played....left field?

Where's that dude from Cicero saying that Chicago is a Bulls and Bears city?

>>75159696
>>75159666
Nvm, from the trailer it looks like he either played 1B or a shallow RF

>>75159696
tfw you will never throw 100 mph heaters at a dog 60 feet away

Why are the criminals on tv always white?

Why does the bat have a Starbucks insulation sleeve on it?

>>75159692
>Pepe poster
Into the trash your post goes /pol/.

Was there a long delay? I just got home from school.

>>75159749
Yes. Free drink night in Boystown

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>>75159742
>triggered liberal shitcagan crying boogeyman

Does Rizzo have autism?

He has that kind of face

>>75159755
He was quoting lines from "Anchorman" during the World Series. So yes.

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hey dodgerbros! I just got a new girlfriend! what do you think, mi amigos?

>>75159755
He's Italian

>Bryant afraid to run on Puig

coward

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>>75159754
>He has a collection of unoriginal content
#Sad

>>75159755
maybe mlb liked his bravery and that's why he got the silver slugger over freeman and votto.

lifelong cubs fan here

thinking about going to bed because of this dang rain delay. I have to be up early at 11:30 tommorow.

lol nice job Cusbs

>>75159770
Puig has a better arm than all the cub outfielders combined

How will the crowd react when the Cusb get no hit on their Home Opener?

Will they burn the new banner?

Call it the "Curse of the Banner"?

Will there be a new 30 for 30 on it?

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>>75159778
>have to wake at 1pm tomorrow
life is truly suffering

>>75159778
wagecuck go to bed I need my free ssi money

>>75159782

Gtfo faggot Jason Heyward is better

>>75159776
Stop being liberal, Chicago needs to become republican to fix itself

>5 page paper due in 14 hours
>haven't started

listen here

its not that i dislike the cubs

i just talk shit on em because maddon is an egotistical faggot. he gets praised for helpin the cubs win a chip but if you watch games the guy is a horrible, and i seriously mean horrible, manager and it showed in the post season

its the players who are good and management has set up fool proof idiot managerial moves players (if that makes sense)

so there fuck you chicago

>>75159816
>the guy is a horrible, and i seriously mean horrible, manager and it showed in the post season

It showed when he won the World Series?

>>75159810
>We need to ruin ourselves like Wisconsin
Fuck off Rauner.

>250 word essay due in 16 hours
>still haven't started

How fucked am I bros?

lmao

agon dropped at the bottom order that faggot needs to be bought out

fuck that beaner

>>75159816
wait one minute buddy

>>75159814
Just do 1 page every 2 hours you retard

>>75159814
Talk about how doyer fans are beaners

Easy five pages

>>75159844
>off topic post
I can get you back to work if you like.

>>75159619
false flag so the team gets more hate from other fans

Chicago pizza or New York pizza?

>One word answer on who won the Dodgers v Cubs game due in three hours and I haven't even started my research yet

>>75159873
cali pizza pineapples make everything better

>>75159865

Go suck an asshole you mad doyer fag

>>75159877
Too bad we won't know who won the game in three hours. You'll fail

Dumbass

>>75159873
new york breh

its the origins of pizza

think about it

its where immigration started, you seen the godfather?

italians=pizza

>running on baez and contreras

Contaras is Boss Ross 2.0

>running on Mr. Willson and Javy

Not even once.

Theo, please trade rizzo...he's a fukken bum.

>>75159898
Pretty sure the origin of pizza was in Italy...

>>75159908
>t. tards fan

Is there an athlete more undeserving of his fame than David Ross?

>>75159905
>Nicknames

Mets-level Autism

>>75159927
muh loveable grandfather meme

>>75159916

I am 12 and wat is google

>>75159927
He was the only member of the 2016 Cubs that I didn't hate.

t. Doyerfag

I want to fuck Lindsay Arnold.

Reds are gonna win the chip this year...

STOP SHILLING DAVID ROSS NO ONE CARES

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>>75159930

>muh autism meme

i wanna fuck jessica mendoza

>>75159951
I'd be ok if the reds booty blast everyone out of nowhere

>>75159950
is that a dude or girl

>>75159960
If it gets her out of the booth, please don't hesitate.

>>75159971
It's Papa Ross' dance partner

>tfw painting your nails sissed' out watching the first home game of the season

whats the deal with wood, is he gonna get a chance to stretch out and be the 5th starter this season?

>>75159990
so its a dude wearing a dress

why is this shitty back up catcher getting so much attention? fuck off

LOL Chubs getting No-No'd

ITS GRANPA ROSSY!!!!!

>>75160005
This is his audition.

If he tosses a shutout, there's no way he stays a reliever.

But with Ryu, McCarthy, and Hill being injury prone, he'll probably be filling in for one of them most of the season.

>>75160007
Sure man, whatever you wank too

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>mad beaners in this thread

Pic is Lindsay Arnold

>>75160023
wait one minute there buddy

>>75160034
looks like alcohol poisoning by her looks

>>75160034
So a dude in a dress

Probably has a pretty feminine penis

>>75160060
Why do you have to be like this Canada? Why can't you be normal?

Move the runner, Joc.

>>75160022
Yeah Ryu, is back Yeah for RYU

>>75159994
Comfy

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>franklin gone
Great now bring up any of our 20 outfielding prospects

>>75160078
Leave the Leaf alone faggot

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What do fans think of the new indoor bullpeens?

Pisses me off that Joc pretends he's getting walked when he strikes out on a 3-2


He does it basically every fucking time, or pitches a fit to the ump

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>>75160081

Defend the fucking plate, Wood

>3rd inning
>300 posts
what le fug

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>>75160102
don't make me angry

>>75160097
>No more bullpen chicken
>No more watching away team outfielders kill themselves on the bullpen mounds
End of an era.

>>75160123
Baseball is back

>>75160123
>2 hour rain delay

>>75160127
Giants could learn a thing or two from their minor league-tier park

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>>75160124
You have no power here.

>>75160134
>1 hour rain delay

>1 hour circlejerk

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>>75160142
I command dubs NOW

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>a quarter of the game is just going to be sideline interviews with cubs personnel

>>75160078
I'm Canadian. It's not possible

I miss the old Yankees.

I hated them, but at least they didn't give a FUCK about the media. Jeter, Mo, Torre. All of 'em.

>>75160123
Rain delay and doyes' chicanos.

>>75160083
you should join me doll :3

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>>75160153
>53
>Dubs
You didn't even get a 5.