/mlb/ general - >M's Edition

Cubs desu

Hold that L M's. enjoy the basement with the Rags and Lastros

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S T R O S
T
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Who else /boyGay/ here?

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roylels

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Our savior.

how's /mlb/'s taste?

who /bettercallsaul/ here?

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Phillies!

>>75150302
sorry bro i only watch obscure Peruvian cinema dubbed in french

>>75150300
he looks like the guy from moana

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Schwarber waving good bye to all the Ottoman jokes.

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>>75150302
>watching TV shows

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Can the Rockies help get #teamtank back on track? My Dads need to get the squatter Jints out of the basement that rightfully belongs to >us.

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>People think 'Jints' is an put down for the Giants
You do know the name 'Jints' was an official nickname of there's when they played in New York, right?

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Welcome to Citizens Bank Park. Enjoy your stay mest.

>memeiners

are they already done

how low can they fall?

>>75150350
New favourite copypasta

tell me about gary sanchize. .300 average, 4 home runs, 12 RBIs by this point right?

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cop or not?

>>75150350
Not using it as a pejorative at all, pal.
I use Dads, Doyers, and Jints as friendly nicknames all the time. I make no attempt to trigger anon with it. Personally, I wish I knew what to use comparably for the Rockies and DBacks.

Tigers/Sox delayed until 1:40

Top 5 suffering fanbases of /mlb/ (doesn't include teams with no fans)

1. mariners
2. rags
3. dads
4. mest
5. pathetics

>>75150374
Sachez is such a transcendant talent that he has surpassed the point of stats mattering. He's a man that only plays for memes at this point

Thank God the Dodgers showed the Rockies their place.

Imagine the kind of world we'd live in if the DBags and Rockshits were leading the NL West?

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>Cubs open at home today against the Dodgers
>mfw Kershaw will be forced to watch the Cubs raise their banner and get their rings

I hate the day off after every series in April and 20 consecutive games in August meme

Another year, another april where the shit teams have their fun in the sun for a few weeks.

Get back in the basement Anglels, Snakes, and Cockies.

>>75150414

m8 sweltering humid baseball is best baseball

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Cop or nah?

Who's ready to join the elite 4 franchises? (Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, Cardinals)

>>75150416
No, we 2007 now

There are actual """""""""people'"""""""""" ITT who don't think the based Rockies aren't bringing back Rocktober with 97 wins

WEW

>>75150426

just for even asking, you should immediately kill yourself

>>75150427
Milwaukee Brewers

>>75150426
fresh

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Which jerseys do you own, /mlb/
Thinking of picking up this rascal this week.

my coke dealer is out of town, heading to san diego in hopes of finding another one. pce!

>>75150426
If you're black or going for a hipster look, I could see that hat being ok. It has a Starter jacket feel to it. I wouldn't wear it, personally

how hard is it to join like a rec baseball league in your mid-20s?

a-asking for a friend

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Red Sox!

>>75150474
just join a coed softball league and get drunk and hit on whores

>>75150483
WTF never heard of such a thing. must be a big city perk...

>>75150452
Aren't authentic jerseys like around $120?

>>75150390
>2. rags
how can they be suffering if they literally think they're the greatest team of all time? Delusion is comfy, not painful.

>>75150505
That one is $99. Problem?

>>75150427

Lets play "1 of these 4 aint like the others"

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

https://youtu.be/gGEv54rLvgs

>>75150531
The Red Sox since they had a 86 year streak of being absolutely terrible

>>75150512
No fanbase should have to go through what they did in 2011. Wouldn't wish that pain on even my worst enemy.

>>75150548

Damn, looks like we gotta make this a multiple right answer(s)

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>>75150531
The Yanks because they have more WS wins than the other 3 combined

>>75150568
>Wouldn't wish that pain on even my worst enemy.
Me neither but >rags fans are worse than any enemy I've ever had 2bh

>>75150379
>Not using it as a pejorative at all, pal.
If you're not willing to scream 'NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER' in public, you're not worthy to post on 4chan.

>>75150668
and you only got to see one of them

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>Cubs WS ring will have 108 diamonds

>>75150678
>MUH INTERNET HATE MACHINE
Yeah, no.

>>75150685
A little bit more than that

>>75150548
And they'll go back to being terrible again when they run out of all the prospects that Theo Epstine hand picked to them because they gave him to the Cubs for chump change in the biggest Boston Blunder since trading Babe Ruth.

People cheered for the Red Sox because they always lost and you cheer for the underdog. The moment they won, they just got exposed as being like every other team in the AL, giant dicks. And nobody likes a team of giant dicks. Unless you're homosexual, or from the Northeast.

>>75150427
How do the Dodgers belong there but not the Giants?

>>75150693
Found the redditor.

>>75150731
Been here since 2007, buddy. Last I checked it isn't in the rules that you need to be an asshole to post here.

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>personal catcher

>>75150751
>Just 2007
He wasn't here since the golden age of 2005 or when /sp/ was first around before moot killed it in 2006.
Whatever you say newfag.

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Reposting from the other general.

>>75150687
108 black diamonds shaped like goats.

Hello Black Phillip!
(wow actually got to use it again)

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>>75150773

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>>75150760
You mean the player that helps make one of your pitchers ELITE and win a world series?

Beats the shit out of a DH.

The Sunday Night Baseball commentary team is absolute garbage.

>>75150724
D elusional
G auchos

>Dombrowski says on NESN that the Twins, who play in Detroit tomorrow, called ahead: Comerica Park visitors' clubhouse will also be fumigated

>>75150788
>Thinking nigger phil has any power here.
Memes are powerless on /sp/ and only powered by Russian hacking on /pol/

>>75150777
>mariners
How can one team be so pathetic?

if your team doesn't have --at least-- three shutouts by now, don't fucking post in this general

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>Yankees commentator describing thoracic outlet syndrome as a "chic" injury

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God bless the red sox organization, I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk.

What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral! way to go, waaay to goo. Now I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the corporate jerk offs on the phone, not even watching the fucking game, waving at the camera.

Good, good decision front office you fucking morons. We use to go the ball park and say that's where Mickey Mantle homered, that's where Roger Maris tripled, that's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob.

Now you go to this fucking place and you say "ahh that's where teixeira pulled his left nostril".

Good for the red sox, good for them. I'd like to see the red sox and the cubs, that's what I'd like to see.

There I said it, call me what you want, call me an uncle tom I don't give a fuck because I say what yankees fans want to say.

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MARINERS!
New week, everythings gonna be ok

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Mets

>>75150973
blatant false flag

Why do AL teams post so much anime

>>75150973
You aren't him. It's tough to replicate his actual autism.

>>75151078

they're losers, anon

fans of american league "teams" simply do not get laid

>>75151075
No just an attention whore

>>75151078
Cute anime girls distract me from the pain of being a mariners fan
I assume its the same for whos fans

>>75151089
>>75151078
Why were NL teams always the Yankees' bitches?

>>75151089

Aren't all the best franchises in the AL though? History and all that? I guess the NL has the cardinals

>>75151075
>>75151083
>implying anything he said was wrong

>>75151109

fans of the "best franchises" still don't get laid, anon

Which 2 current MLB teammates would be the most likely candidates for a wife swap?

>>75151179
Rizzo Bryant

>>75151179

uh i think you mean which WOMEN married to ballplayers would be best suited for a HUSBAND SWAP you fucking misogynist shitlord

>>75151179
Madison Bumgarner and Hunter Pence

>>75151179
Verlander and Pence

>>75151189
more like trading their wives for EACH OTHER LOLOL

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>>75151208
Fuck off. No butt stuff here

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>>75151206
>Justin "I don't bang kate the night before starts" Verlander

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>>75151227

> No butt stuff

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Regla's

>>75151270

did he get that in prison or something?

>>75151319
kek you've never once been funny and you're the worst poster here by a lot

>>75150390
>rags
The White Sox?

t. Newfag

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JINTS TBQH LADS

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>>75151197
Kek

>>75151270
>Regla
Doesn't this mean "menstruation" in one of those hispanic languages?

Uhhh guys. Autism may speak today.... In a big way

>>75151429
Mo Lester hardly posts anymore

>>75151270
Is that dude's skin flaking off? The fuck...

>>75151449
He went to Frisco for a **beer run**.

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>this thread
>WHITE "PEOPLE"

>Rags

>not being white

whats your excuse?

>>75151581
I'm not a chomo

>>75151581
4chan says I need to have pink nipples

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>>75150512
>how can they be suffering if they literally think they're the greatest team of all time? Delusion is comfy, not painful.
We don't. stop falling for the bait of falseflaggers you newfag

>>75151629
So just how """good""" are the rags then?

>>75151653
Good enough to win the division.

>>75151659
and get knocked out in the 1st round again?
TOP KEK

>>75151663
Maybe. No need for you to sperg out about it though, that's a pretty autistic thing to do.

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>>75151677
so you admit that your """team""" is not good in the playoffs then?

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>Manfred wants to limit pitching changes
>Manfred actually had a good idea regarding shortening games

ITS A PERFECT GAME AND ITS GOING TO HAPPEN HELP ME

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>mfw Tampa gets to be on the buttend of YET another perfecto

>>75151702
Good enough to reach the world series twice in the last 7 seasons. Better than a lot of other """teams"""" in the league. I'll take it.

singles and Pineda gives up a grand slam in the 9th and loses the game

>Dan "Banter Mishandler" Bellino

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>>75151734
>having more chances to win it all than almost anyone in the league
>still lose
HAHAHAHAHA

>>75151747
>telling an umpire "lets go" and cursing at him
>banter

Why don't leafs understand what banter is, I thought they were a british colony

>>75151752
k

so what team do you follow, anon?

>>75151752
I heard that was the pitchers girlfriend.

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>>75151766
Maybe Dan should spend more time keeping his zone consistent than showing up players and managers when he is behind home plate.

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>>75151793
one that I'm not ashamed of, though you should be

>>75151869
>Putting stinky socks on a ring
Eww

>>75151869
Congrats? Not sure why you sperging out over a team not in your division and a team that hates the yankees too and also one that hadn't come close to the type of drought the redsox had. So until otherwise i'll assume you are new to the baseball scene or caught up more in the memes than in being a fan.

You can reply to me with a complimentary >rags post if you would like but you aren't worth my time for any further responses

>>75151935
>rags

> rags

>loses argument
>y-y-youre NEW!!!!
classic >rags

>>75151935
i'll assume you are new to the baseball scene or caught up more in the memes than in being a fan.
NFL general fucks have been flocking here lately probably because of you. He is probably that Brady trip that didn't know anything about Baseball when he first came here everyone laughed at him

>>75151935
>rags

MIKE

>>75151973
I never should have advertised the baseball general in the discord

did you guys hear the one about the

> rags

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>>75151973
>he HAS to be a gorrillacrash trip!
top lel

>>75152003
this one?
>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence

And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children

Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?

>rags

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>rags

> rags

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>rags

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>rags

>rags

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royals

>>75152205
Is Atwell actually a royals fan?

>>75152205
He has a crown and he wears pants

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>>75152227
her dad is from KC and she threw out a first pitch. that makes her more of a fan than most of the people that walk into that stadium

>>75152283
Nice. She a babe.

M-E-T-S - My Entire Team Sucks (lol)

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>rags

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I'm not saying this Cubs game is gonna get rained out, but yeah I guess I'm saying it's gonna get rained out

>>75152457
Is that the end of the blue line?

>>75152457
Quick! Somebody shoop **the Kersh** doing a rain dance in Wrigley ...

>>75152457
is that where you go to get free beers?

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>it's an afternoon game on my day off episode
I love these tbqhwuf@m

>>75152561
>my day off episode
You don't have to pretend around here, friend

>>75152561
do you have a career with weird hours or are you still working high school jobs

>>75150404
Dbacks beat the giants today, no step on snek you mong.

>>75152635
I'm working weird hours right now. Taking a break from school and gonna try to go back in the fall cuz this job is crap.

>>75152682
>Taking a break from school
kek

>>75152635
i-i-i-i'm w-w-working on my s-s-creeenplay

>>75152682
>tripfaggot is a dropout with a shit job
Pottery

>>75152481
Looks like it's by Wrigley

>>75152723
>dropout
had severe depression my guy
why do you care anyway?

>>75152723
look at every single trip that has had their identity exposed here and then think about how bad your life has to be spiraling down to think that its a good idea to put yourself on the same level as those failures. tripfags are truly the worst

>>75152740
>>75152481

wait, you said blue line. Nevermind, I'm retarded

>>75152757
>i'm not a dropout because there was a r-reason that i dropped out
lmao

>>75152779

this, all trips work in janitorial services

Athletics @ Royals thread?

>>75152803
Not me, I work as a scab scraper at the local hospital. All I do is scrape scabs off patients for hours on end. Sometimes they even let me have a 5 minute break, in which I'm allowed to eat some of the scabs (microwaved, of course)

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hi where is the royals thread

>>75152847
>>75152891
make one yourselves you useless pieces of shit

>>75152891
Ill make one after this tribute to Ace.

>>75152921
I will in a sec you cunt. They are making a very moving tribute to Ventura right now.

whatever happened to mariners scout fu?

>>75152921
you make it

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RIP ACE

You went too soon man

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>>75152962
These feels man. It hurts.

>>75152994
Fuck you, cunt.

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post players better than Mike Trout

>>75153014
You posted an active player
You should stop being retarded

lol yordano ventura died

What's the difference between American baseball and Japanese baseball?

>>75153014
>most clutch team in the league plays the >rags tomorrow
can't wait desu

>>75153090

americans have bigger balls

nipland has more based postseason rules

>>75153090
Radiation levels

>Joe Girardi says Gary Sanchez is expected to miss 4 weeks with a strained muscle behind the biceps in his right arm

>>75153091
As clutch as the Rangers were last year? or are they Clutchlier?

>75153186

Athletics at Royals

Michael Pineda, you fucking madman. Fuck you for getting me excited, because I know next start you'll give up 24532546 Earned Runs in 2.1 innings.

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Injuns

>>75153203
There we go.
Athletics at Royals
>>75153186

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>Gary Sanchez expected to miss 4 weeks
>Gary Sanchez expected to miss 4 weeks
>Gary Sanchez expected to miss 4 weeks
>Gary Sanchez expected to miss 4 weeks

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>>75153268

Welp A's Royals is the free game of the day so that's what I'll be watching.

ARI Diamondbacks vs SF Giants #1

4:35 PM ET | 1:35 PM PT

>>75153088
>>75153088
>>75153088

>>75153309
Literally the only lifelong Yankee fan

>>75153346
Feel free to join us in shitposting here.
>>75153186

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>red sux

EARLY STROS @ M's THREAD
>>75153711
>>75153711
>>75153711

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*cucks your Ace

>Boston Flu Sox

lol

>>75153933
which one? did you forget we have 5 ACES

gg tigers, maybe one day you won't choke to us in the postseason

>>75154131
>one series

>>75152791
Kill yourself, honestly.

I can relate, will probably dropout myself too.

Should Bochy be fired for the 2-5 start?

>>75154215
*papi massacres the ball to right, Grand Slam!*

Kek, i remember it like it was yesterday

>>75154269
>dropout defending another dropout
makes me think

>>75154289
>papi gone
>sox offense is hot garbage now
what did they mean by this?

>>75154285
Bochy should get a four year extension to be honest with you fammy.

>>75154336
they meant "we live in the past now"

>Bradley to the DL. They hope only for 10 days. But another player down for the Red Sox.

>>75154368
so now sox fans and yankees fan are 100% alike instead of 90% alike?

>>75154405
the last time red sox fans were actually different than yankees fans was 2004. ever since then "red sox nation" has actually managed to be more insufferable than even the stankees bandwagon.

>>75154443
>Boston Strong

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>all this jealousy

>>75154443
Titles intensify annoyance. Sox have three this century while Yankees have two

RIP Posey

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>>75154505
>only 3 rings

>>75154645
Again?

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>>75154505
>team literally has aids

Verlander is winning the AL CY again this year, isn't he?

Houston @ Seattle starting
>>75153711
>>75153711

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>resd

>>75154884
yes

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>tfw off day

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>>75155167
>tfw home opener

>>75155167
>off day when I have the evening free and could happily watch baseball
>important game when I have shit going on
every year

>>75155167
>>75155246
Haha you idiots don't work 24/7 on wall Street? Get a life,fags

>>75155278
>not owning wall street
Imagine having to work for your money

>>75155320
>not having a personal servant to post on /mlb/ while you work on owning your team's entire city
what a bunch of losers!

>>75155355
t. dropout with a dead-end job

>>75155380
>being this obsessed with a tripfag
you're the one embarrassing yourself dude

>>75155431
trip on, friend

>>75155439
I'm not your friend, fag

>>75155460
pretty rude for a dropout

>>75155488
post diploma, paycheck, house, car, wife, and timestamp or you suck just as much as he does

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>2 off days in the first 8 days of the season
>50 billion games in a row in August

>>75155278
>he's on wall st after the markets close
have you been keeping all those nickels i've been tossing you?

>>75155531
nah i'm good, thanks. i'm nowhere near as insecure as you two.

>>75155111
Who's going to get hit tonight? Harrison again? Or their favorite target, Cutch?

>>75155561
>not insecure
>obsessed with tripfags on 4chan
pick one and only one, bud

>>75155608
whatever you need to support your narrative, friend.

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*strikes you out*

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>>75155657
>The Mets have won all seven of Jacob deGrom’s career starts against the Phillies. He's 4-0 with a 2.42 ERA in those games.

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>>75155753

>>75155657
>>75155753
>>75155775
Mrs. Met owns that.

How many jays fans going to home opener

>>75155884
24.

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>>75155853
Nope, she's the Phanatic's side piece. Everyone knows that.

memeiner offense a shit

>>75156000
Memeiners a shit.

>>75156000
The entire team is garbage, don't sell yourselves short

OMG guys Jemele Hill and Michael Smith are at Wrigley Field for the Cubs banner raising. Isn't that great?

Shows that ESPN really cares about baseball by sending to black analysts who spend most of their time talking about the NBA and NFL to a baseball game. How many black baseball players will they talk too?
#ESPN
#SC6
#NBA
#NFL

>>75155578
Probably Marte

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Just fuck my win probability up, fvm

I heard Mr. Met and Thor have a twitter beef

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>>75156129

>#RedSox have scored 1 run on 8 hits during the 14.2 innings Chris Sale has been on the mound this season.

Which one of u just called Francesa about Pineda being the front runner for the cy young lmao

>>75156176
It wasn't a regular?

Tell me why the Dodgers won't win it all this year

>>75156163
>actively trying to push the angle that you're cuckolding your team's mascot

BREAKING NEWS

NELSON CRUZ JUST GOT A HIT

NELSON CRUZ DIDN'T STRIKE OUT

NELSON CRUZ GOT A BASE HIT

NELSON CRUZ HAS FINALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE MARINERS OFFENSE

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>>75156247
sex sells

>>75156254
This might be the top highlight of the M's season desu.

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*loads the bases just to get your hopes up*

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lel

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>tfw to smart to have a true closer

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*switches pitching hands*

>>75155884
would if I wasn't poor

Imagine being a Seattle Mariners fan

>>75156514
You mean Oklahoma City Mariners?

>>75156514
Even though I am a Barves fan at least I was able to see a World Series win in my lifetime.

>>75156426
>tfw to dumb to make neris the closer

>>75156284
She looks like your average club scag. I hope he wraps that rascal.

>>75156537
>tfw too dumb to know the difference between to and too.

>>75156580
>tfw to new too get memes

you dip

>Segura has right hamstring strain, according to Mariners. Hurt diving back to bag in third apparently.

Wow I feel bad for the M's

Holy shit, it's finna be fucking LIT outside of wrigley tonight lmao. I got some coupons for free shots, so ima get hammered before the game lmao. Can't wait to see MY Cubs cause more butt hurt among you fags tonight.

mest-lillies
>>75156760
>>75156760
>>75156760

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Why does Joe Maddon always look lie he should be holding a squeegee in one hand and a 40 of malt liquor in a paper sack in the other?

>>75156747
>mo'Lester
>free shots
>butt hurts
Yeah. That sounds about right.

>Sale
Just like old times

>trea turner on the DL
lmao >nast

>>75156747

don't forget, if you suck a guy's dick you'll probably get a free drink from him

>>75156901
>>75156901
Cards @ Nats
>>75156901
>>75156901

>>75156899
A speed guy with a hamstring pull is never a good thing.

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>home opener
>shutout

>>75156967

is there no cubs thread yet? The banner ceremony is going to begin soon.

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>tfw no pirates thread

>Posey hit in the head

TIME TO BAN FASTBALLS

>a fucking walk, already
ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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His face tho

Okay.... Which one of you was it?

https://youtu.be/W7ONcfwFfwU

>>75157167
Alex Avila will have to get hit first

Posey ded

>Pie Rats

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>>75157253
I hate this gif so fucking much desu

>Buster Posey will break barriers and become the first Retard-American to play in the major leagues

Today is a great day for baseball

Glasnow doing his best Liriano

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This Pirates pitcher sucks

>>75157323
>>75157331

Glasnow will empty the bases on walks.

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>Glasnow fucking this game up already

Send him back to Indy pls

That kid's confidence is completely shot now.

>>75157367
RIP Glasnow's career, he'll be a headcase from now on

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>>75157367

>manager yelling at him
>catcher yelling at him
>fans booing
>can't throw a strike