ONE STRIKE AWAY EDITION
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TEX:Adrian Beltre (calf) not activated from DL
TOR:Roberto Osuna (neck) on track for Tuesday
MLW:Keon Broxton (nose) back in lineup Sunday
MLW:Ryan Braun (back) returns to Brewers' lineup
STL:Piscotty (knee) out of Cards' lineup again
WAS:Trea Turner (hamstring) sitting out Sunday
BOS:Jackie Bradley to undergo MRI on right knee
BOS:Mookie Betts (flu) back in action on Sunday
BOS:Hanley (flu) likely out until at least Tues.
LAA:Escobar scores three times as Angels edge M's
ARZ:Drury, Diamondbacks hang 11 runs on Indians
PHI:Kendrick goes 3-for-5 with four RBI, two runs
1st for yanks
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R
>>75132518
Are you for or against the term "Baby Bombers"?
>>75132559
It doesn't matter they've all been busts, fuck this shit team, Steinbrenner needs to liquidate the brand and just honor the past
>be in fantasy league
>get notification
>"J. Lucroy is not starting for the Rangers today
>well that's okay, I have Grandal as a backup
>get another notification
>Y. Grandal is not starting for the Dodgers today
>fuck
>>75132595
Baby X has always been a bust term. I remember the Phillies "Baby Aces"
>>75132601
Quick, sign Andrew knapp!
>game is on ESPN tonight
Does faggot fuck Manfred not realize that you can't simultaneously shorten game times and add more offense? Seriously, fuck this guy.
Royals
Does anyone even want the NL West to unironically come down to the Rockies and DBacks?
Seems boring
>>75132636
The IBB rule actually disgusts me
>>75132469
Rockies.
>>75132624
If you're reading this, it's too late.
>>75132674
yes because fuck the doyers and jints and their autistic fans
salvador perez has 4 consecutive games with a HR
>>75132704
But there's no real rivalry or banter between Arizona and Colorado
>>75132716
Your mom had four consecutive days with my dick in her ass.
>>75132734
>implying the Dodgers see the Giants as their rivals
The Yankees, Cardinals, and Red Sox are our rivals
MARINERS!
>>75132716
nice
>>75132734
i guarantee the banter would continue even if they're both shit
wat
>>75132753
I'm sorry.
>>75132856
its been a bad week
Cano-Cruz-Seager cant be this shit forever though right?
>>75132674
Yes, fuck los doyers, jints, and podraces.
>>75132931
>and podraces.
What did they do?
>>75132855
well that's kind of impressive
>>75132919
The only one I think will bounce back is Seager. Cano and Cruz are old farts now.
>>75132953
Nothing. Their irrelevance is funny. At least now they're the only outlet for San Diego sports fans.That, and they have some cool throwbacks.
>>75132971
it wouldnt surprise me if Cruz was done but Cano was great last year and i think he will have a slow decline, not drop off completely in one year
>mfw someone likes the new IBB rule near me
>>75133197
It's not that big of a deal, honestly. You Redditors love your histrionics. Literally shaking right now I can't even
Ass Rags thread
>>75133343
>>75133343
Rays need to move to Montreal RIGHT NOW
>>75133292
It does absolutely nothing for pace of play though. IBB were dropping rapidly, and were the lowest they've been since like 1962 when there weren't even 30 teams. Even if IBBs weren't dropping, they take like 20 seconds at most to do. No one is going to watch a game because you cut 20 seconds off of it. The rule is extremely impractical.
>>75133433
Those are the histrionics I was talking about, yeah
>>75133472
>Completely valid criticism
>Histrionics
I don't think you know what that word means
>>75133292
>>75133472
Did TY date your sister or something? Why are you so angry?
>>75133500
>>75133542
not that guy, but are you two the same person?
>>75133579
No, I live in the (arguably) good part of Texas
I am that guy and it's really not a big deal
>>75133292
Before:
>one the more tense parts of the game, build-up of tension as the next batter prepares for a big at-bat, pitcher has to keep the pitches in-line or risk runners on base scoring in a dramatic fashion
Now:
>the announcers don't even realize it's happening until the manager has alread given the signal
>>75133684
Yes yes and it kicked your dog and called you short
I literally can't
nobody even moves kek
>>75133708
>I literally can't
...go back to /reddit/? I know. We all know.
>>75133708
It's a bad rule, everyone hates it.
>>75133751
>asstros
>>75133684
also watching guys get hits during what was supposed to be an intentional walk is hilarious
>>75133793
This happened like 3 times ever. The rule is retarded, but citing this as the rationale for why is pretty misguided.
I miss Jeremy Guthrie already.
>>75133821
And now it will never happen a 4th time. That could change the outcome of an important game.
>>75133821
>you're not allowed to like fun things
The Cleveland Indians desu
>>75133860
Are losers and will never win a World Series ever again. GO REDS!
>>75133859
Nowhere in my post did I say anything that could be miscontrued as that. Why are you so defensive?
>That's 20 straight starts allowing 3 runs or less for Norris. Longest among active MLB pitchers
this astros tripfaggot is pretty excitable
>>75133859
Welcome to Commercialball, lad
>>75133860
Go Tribe! Going to Monsters game with the senpai and won't be able to shitpost with you all. Avoid the fucking sweep, please.
>>75133885
You flat-out stated taking away the possibility of a fun thing happening is not a good reason to be against the change.
>>75133650
>Houston
>arguably good part of Texas
>>75133953
The only good part of Texas is the Panhandle.
>>75133918
he's a faggot in game threads literally red dit
>>75133884
I hope you find genuine happiness in your life one day, false-flagger-kun. I don't want you committing suicide when >we raise the commish's trophy.
>>75133918
>implying I've reached my full potential yet
buckle up friendo
>>75133953
Let's just agree that the hill country is the only REALLY good part
>>75133931
It's not, but not because "you're not allowed to like fun things", but because the rarity of that happening is infinitesimal.
That's like saying that a (hypothetical) rule where a batted ball is declared to be an out if it hits a fielder on the fly is bad because one time Jose Canseco got hit on the head for a home run. It's clearly a shitty rule, but that specific circumstance is not the reason why.
since when does the marlin gets a sunday night game?
>>75133975
>Austin is a leftist hell-hole
>Houston is shit with residents that have a false sense of grandeur
>DFW has the rags
>The Panhandle is vast emptiness
>South Texas is on the border
>Galveston
There's literally no good part of Texas.
>>75133650
>>75133975
'no'
>>75134017
this and the Big Bend are the acceptable answers
Strasburg is overrated
>>75134028
you're not the reason why we're on ESPN
>>75132749
Rings from the eighties don't count lol even the Yankees have rings from this century
Why don't the Carolinas have a team.
>>75134060
do muh big market. I forget that espn only cares about la, nyc, and boston
Actually all of Texas is pretty awful, please stop talking about it and just succeed back to Mexico.
>>75134026
If the reason for the hypothetical rule change was an effort to shorten game length in an effort to attract more fans to the game, I would completely agree with you that such a change is asinine.
>>75134080
A Carolinas team would be super comfy
>>75134092
chicago too, now that the lifelongs won the eries. it's mainly that syndergaard is pitching though, he's a big draw
>>75134080
Because the Marlins haven't moved to Montreal and the Rays haven't moved to Raleigh yet
>>75134080
probably because the major league teams alreay have minor league affliates there.
Jeremy Hellickson ded
>>75134045
Not true
ffs some of these Griffey missions are impossible because people keep quitting before a full game can be played REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75134196
He is though
Pilates man BTFO by a better steroid user
>>75134067
Pay no attention to him.
Crossing the Sonoran Desert and climbing the wall. Then traveling west to settle near Chavez Ravine --- has fried and his brain. He's starting to compare Los Chokers to double-digit ring wielders.
>>75134208
Genuinely curious, based on which criteria that you deem fair?
Jeremy Hellickson done for season with a lacerated lung
>>75134294
Am I being rused?
>>75134330
He has a hand injury, done after 5.
>>75134330
Yeah, he hurt his finger
I hope I never see the Yankees win ever again. Fuck this team I'll go cheer for a winner like the Cardinals, Red Sox, and Dodgers.
Washington's helmet logo looks like it's a chunk glued on rather than a decal
>>75134378
>and Dodgers
false-flagger detected.
deploying counter measures:
KISS THE RINGS AND POCKET WATCH F**KER!
>Trump will never live down that he started WW3 and refused to throw the first pitch
Wow what a keck
>>75134432
Yeah and when will the Yankees win another? The Dodgers are going to win one in the next five years and the Yankees are only going to get worse.
t. Loyal Yankee fan telling it like it is.
>>75134471
inb4 50 texas yankees posts whining about "leftists"
I'd rather make out with 3 guys for free beer than see my team go to the World Series and lose.
>>75134498
I'd do both just because.
>>75134524
>t. mo
Souza is a punk
You know what would be awful? If your team had 22 hits, but 0 runs and lost to a team with only 1 run and 1 hit.
>>75134815
I'd like to know if this has ever happened.
The dbacks might be legit this year
LOL NICE PLAY METHINALS YOU WORTHLESS FAGITS
>>75134856
Go Reds!
>>75134815
Not counting double plays or pickoffs that's 2+ runners LOB per inning
>HBP
>Stolen base
>Groundout
>Balk
Angels are finding amusing ways to give up runs with no hits
it's officially time to apologize, /mlb/
Dodgers suck huh?
Fuck you /MLB/
>>75135250
All this guy ever does is win.
>>75135232
i hope the mariners get no hit and the angels are shutout
>>75135333
Fucking this
It's like it's in his blood or some shit
>>75135250
>meme dh at best
>NL team signs him
If you ever swing at a 3-0 pitch you should be shot.
>>75135459
>strike out on a 3-0 count
That's a fucking embarrassment of an AB.
Gib bullpen pitchers
Tim Tebow is GOAT
>>75134815
I could see the Mariners or White Sox losing like that.
Pls fire Mike Matheny
>>75134815
Even worse would be throwing a no-hitter and getting the loss
Memeiner offense finally did a thing
KIMBREL MELTDOWN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
CRAIG KIMBREL MELTDOWN ALERT
who /.500/ here?
>>75135747
last year on opening day the Ms scored 2 runs, held the rags to one hit and lost
>>75135981
couldn't have happened to a better fanbase
>>75135827
>did a thing
this is such a stupid thing to say
>>75134476
>The Dodgers are going to win one in the next five years
They've been saying that for almost 30 years
Where reds bro at?
>>75136014
What would you expect from the most Reddit fanbase in the MLB?
>>75136014
wat
SF Giants vs SD Padres #3
4:40 PM ET | 1:40 PM PT
>>75135740
>>75135740
>>75135740
>>75136061
>the MLB
ISHYGDDT
>>75136094
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What's the best place to get a pre-game drink in San Diego?
>>75136146
That depends, what are you willing to do for it?
>>75136094
>>75136132
Lol yes you did le thing! Epic win
>>75136166
Pardon me? I have the money, just interested in getting a beer with the bros..
wtf no Rangers thread?
seriously lads?????
>>75136240
Tiki stopped pretending to be a >rags fan after 3 straight losses and now just shits up the /nfl/ thread.
>>75136240
there is one tho, use the catalog you literal hick
>tiggers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>75136135
You look real stupid now, dont you?
>>75136240
>rags
>Take meatballs all day
>Swing at trash
>red sox win
BRAVO, Justin
I can never fucking relax with a lead with this Bullpen, particularly with Kimbrel.
But I'll take whatever W's we can get at this point with everybody sick or hurt.
>>75136396
no one asked you
Can you name a single good Latino player that didn't take steroids?
I'd rather be an Orioles fan than a Yankees customer.
Jeanmar is a patrician name
>>75136419
wow rude tbqh with you Joe
>>75136447
Clemente
what the fuck lillies
god damnit
>>75136518
wait weren't they up by 3 in the bottom of the 8th? the fuck
>>75135974
Not you
I didn't wanna win anyways
>>75136518
STOP CHEERING FOR US
>>75136267
where? pls help
also, no bully
>>75136564
Welcome to the basement with the Barves. You knew you weren't getting out.
Syndergaard
Sanchez
Stroman
Norris
Sigh
>O's defense
If you are a "fan" of the following teams you aren't really, you are just a customer for merchandise:
-Yankees
-Cardinals
-Giants
-Dodgers
-Red Sox
-Orioles
>>75136616
Welll where's your 17 run game?? thought so
Also pls walk-off time, i know we'll lose in extras
Jeanmar why?
>barves
jesus christ
>>75136678
>losing a series to a team you think is shit
>>75136656
hey you got josh thole though
>THE SHITTY OF NL EAST RELIEF PITCHING
>>75136715
>Blowing a lead to the Yankees's offense
That's much worse desu
>mets vs. marlins on ESPN
WTF this division is exposed enough as it is
>3 NL East bullpens imploding within a span of 10 minutes
>>75135250
I'm sorry that Tebow sucks ass at two sports
>>75136678
>Cuckees record
>>75136871
27 rings and a shit season > 3 rings and a good one.
>Edinson Volquez vs. Noah Syndergaard
How come managers don't want two left-handers batting after each other?
>his """""team""""" wasted Cal Ripken.
>his team doesn't have 27 rings (counting a pocket watch as a ring)
is Neris gonna be the new phillies closer
gomez fucking sucks
FREDDY!
>>75136902
>the New York "27 Rings" Yankees are in last (LAST) place in the American League East
Will sell Matt Kemp, Freddie Freeman, and Julio Teheran for prospects. Inquire within.
>>75136947
>I have to see this cancer avatarfagging in /nfl/ AND in /mlb/
Please fucking kill yourself
>>75135250
In his first game as a professional he went into the wrong on deck circle because he assumed one was for lefties and the other for righties.
>Doyers
>Good
>>75136902
>its ok to be shit if you used to be good
>>75136959
Nope. That would be the Toronto Blue Jays. Get fucked. Go Yanks!
>>75136982
Why are you upset?
>>75136690
>you have to like a shitty franchise because i say so
You're a huge faggot.
>When you win with a bloop single with Cesar "The fans hate me half the time and love me the other" Hernandez
>Nasts
>NL Least bullpens
>a fucking walgreen's logo
>SHIT LOUIS METHINALS
>Walgreens
>>75136447
David Arias
>>75137131
>assburg
All this time the Nats were the real basement dwellers, not the Phils or the Mests.
>beat the nats at home
>dodge thor this week vs. the mest
>eagles will win the owl
>wawa has my favorite coffee brew again
Feels goodman
>>75132971
>>75133060
Cano with 5 rbi today
3 run hr, 2 run double
is he back?
>>75137213
Is Philly finally on the up and up? No. The city of Philadelphia will always be a miserable punching bag.
>>75137259
Is this the Barves fan from before?
If so
>it was 28-3
Daily reminder the beating the Nationals is like winning the WS to the Phillies.
>>75137302
Nope. I'm a Giants fan.
>>75137259
Just be happy for once!
>April Baseball matters
god damn y'all retarded
>>75137382
no but shitposting does
>>75137382
It matters exactly as much as september baseball
>>75137382
>rags
>>75137382
>miss the playoffs by 1 game
>but those April losses dont count, we did better in September!
>>75137410
>>75137423
>>75137434
>>75137410
All factually wrong
Is liking a team because you know someone on the team a bad reason to like them? Should i just root for them when he starts and go back to disliking them the rest of the time?
>>75137382
>rags
>jags
>giags
>maginers
>>75137382
>April baseball doesn't matter
Every fucking game matters. Yearly, division seeding is split among 1 or 2 wins between teams, and those seedings can be critical in the long run.
I hate faggots that think baseball only matters in August and September and have 0 appreciation for the big picture.
>>75137382
>rags
>>75137453
>giving me two (you)s
thanks
§§75137512
I've gotten 8 :)
>Indians
>>75137512
>double shitposting a bad bait post
>If the Marlins lose tonight, not a single team in the NL East will be over .500
>>75137559
hey i was just being gracious
>>75137614
I hope they hold that trend all season. The butthurt of a team under .500 making the playoffs would be tremendous.
>there are still people that think the Rockies made a mistake trading Tulo
>>75132636
Yeah, let's just destroy the purest sport in America, with the longest history. Okay. Cool. This fucking KIKE just wants to make a name for himself.
>>75137671
i dont think there are
>>75133472
You don't know what that word means. This JEW is just trying to make a name for himself.
Colorado and Arizona shouldn't get to have baseball teams unless they agree to play their home games at sea level.
>>75137714
I don't know. I was talking to some guy from Oklahoma that was just raving about how much he hates the Rockies because of "how they treated Tulo"
>>75137328
I'm okay with that, it shows how far we've come
>>75137382
>hey bros, it's cool if we lose 20 in a row this month!
Fucking idiot.
>>75137765
Don't worry bros, i hope you guys win the division and represent the NL east in the Eries. Always been my 2nd NL team, chillest fanbase and great park.
>>75137765
People are indifferent to bad, losing teams. They're motivated to hate good, winning teams. Guess what that makes the Nationals?
>>75136959
>letting the yankees "lineup" score 7 runs
this is honestly more embarrassing
>>75137765
>we've
>>75137782
>implying it's possible to lose 20 games a row in basedball
look at this retard. Look at him and laugh!
3 Cute girls for 3 Good wins
>>75137863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_longest_losing_streaks
>>75137849
This.
What a fucking trainwreck that 9th was
Why do women hate the movie "The Sandlot"? It's literally baseball kino.
>>75137959
Suck it faggot. Yankees own your ass.
>>75137382
>rags
>>75137963
>movie set in 1963 America
>Why aren't there a ton of women in this, you shitlords?
Giving women rights was a mistake.
Sandlot was sexist af tho. Remember the pool scene?
>>75137765
Just don't forget where you came from. Never forget CBP South
>>75137963
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_longest_losing_streaks
Is Dave a "Cousin It"?
>>75137987
Look at the die hard Yankees fan getting flashbacks to the good ol' steroid era when his team was last relevant.
>>75137765
Go get shot somewhere else
>>75138029
Please die in a fire.
>>75138004
>>75137741
>>75137697
/pol/ was the mistake desu
>>75138104
kys desu
>>75138104
/lgbt/ was a bigger mistake
>>75137963
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
>>75138177
Sandlot isn't a great movie tho. It's goonies-tier.
Because only like it because muh childhood nostalgia
I'm a gay Nats fans. I feel like I get the worst of both worlds here
>>75137697
Manfred = Catholic
Selig = Jewish
both are/were shitty commissioners
go back to /pol/
>>75138214
>The Goonies isn't a great movie
kill yourslef tbqhwy
>>75138236
wanna buy me a drink?
>>75138214
But Goonies is a universal 9 and Sandlot is an easy 8-10 for baseball fans
>>75137963
because of this scene
>>75138291
Sure, but then i get to suck your dick in the bathroom. Deal?
>>75138317
This just sounds like you have pleb taste in cinema. I bet you think Forrest Gump is le best movie ever!!
Do you guys think Theo Epstein would make a good commissioner someday? Obviously not particularly soon but later on.
>>75138324
Meet you on the north side? Near Wrigley?
>>75138350
>using the phrase "pleb taste in cinema" without a shred of irony
Yup, that's about as cringey as it gets.
>>75138350
this is the worst post i've ever seen
>Rockies down by 2 in the 7th
>coach puts in the worst reliever of the 7 we have
First time I've been totally perplexed by Bud
Well even though they're probably going to lose today, the Rockies are probably still the most fun team to watch in the NL West, and probably the NL overall.
>>75138350
Why are there so many people like this in this thread today?
>found the redditor!
>who says something like this! mariners fans are such redditors hahaha
>found the pleb!
jesus christ fuck off, bet it's one samefag shitting everything up for the rest of us
>>75138503
>First time I've been totally perplexed by Bud
first game you have watched?
>>75138510
Rockies are only fun to watch in their meme home-run park.
>>75138536
Somebody from /tv/ thought their level of discussion was appropriate on other boards
>>75138536
VERY whiny post
>>75138387
I'd rather have Billy Beane desu
Why was coors field made in the first place
such a stupid park to play baseball in
>>75138548
I've only seen Bud coach 7 games including today so I don't know much about him desu
>Royals
another walk off walk
is this manfreds fault?
>bases loaded walk to lose the game
everyone laugh at the Royals
>>75138416
>still using the word cringe in 2017
Fucking reddit
Royals fan since 2014 here, I'm done with this team. Give me a new one to cheer for.
>>75138584
/sp/ is one of the lowest intelligence boards there is you know. /tv/ at least has kino threads and good discussions on shows like Mad Men and Better Call Saul
>>75138655
in before a crybaby essay about how /tv/ is too mean or something
>>75138691
the rags, which is what team you are actually a fan of
>>75138691
Cubs
>>75138654
>>75138648
>>75138652
>>75138691
Could be worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlAo1-PmZ2E
>>75138696
>/tv/
>good discussions
are you serious?
>>75138696
tv is filled with pedos and people who only search for faults in the things they supposedly like
sp at least seems to enjoy sports, even if its usually at others failure rather than their own teams success
>>75138723
Casilla is a dominant closer and the Jints should have kept him.
>>75138738
You don't go there right? so how would you know?
>mfw roylels bullpen
>>75138777
Yeah I don't go there. I've BEEN there in the past and have no plans of ever returning.
>>75138794
Royals have two reasons why they, even in their shittiness, are better than you.
I fucking hate baseball.
>>75138794
rude
>>75138777
I go there all the time and it's not high quality
>>75138838
>rags
>>75138819
>muh RINGZ!!!!!
>>75138696
>/tv/
>good discussions
>cites kino threads as proof
What are you doing m8?
I fucking hate 4chan.
>>75138900
The only stat that matters. Go Yankees.
>>75138865
None of 4chan is high quality. It's no better or worse than any other board.
I go to /sp/, /u/, /mu/ and /tv/ regularly and /tv/ is by far the most fun
>rags
>rags
Do I fit in now?
>>75138933
>toxins
>cowboys
Are good this year actually.
>rags
>>75138929
>>75138819
This is correct. Don't even brag about it unless your team has double digits in rings or is the most recent winner.
>>75138967
>rags
>ragyals
Who's the nicest fanbase, and why is it the Mets?
>>75139047
The only teams with nice fans are teams that don't have any fans.
>>75139047
Mets fans are the nicest because they don't exist. This is a Yankees town.
>>75138931
ck is ok
>>75139047
>met fans
>existing
they could even sell out citi field while everyone but the rays could on opening day
FAKE FRANCHISE
>>75139065
you guys are pretty nice. I'm a fan of a certain non-Red Sox AL Least team, and you guys never trash talk us or act obnoxious
>>75139047
>stupid New Yorkers
>nice
lol
>>75139047
It's the resd you idiot
>>75139129
This is the only answer. Anyone who objects is obviously a Methinals fan.
>>75139047
>mets
>fans
Is this the hottest new copypasta?
>>75139149
>chili on top of pasta
kys
>>75139161
that weeb guy is a fan of us, apologize to him and his collection of rare sports manga
>>75139065
>>75139068
Recent polls have depicted that Yankees fans are bandwagoning en masse to the Mets, to the point that in a subway series a majority of NY'ers would support the Mets against the Yankees
I'm thinking they're back
No one cared who I was until I put on the cap
Rangers win their first series, the bullies are on suicide watch.
>>75139334
I got 27 reason why I can bully you 7 ways to Sunday.
>no one can stop the rags this year
it's not fucking fair bros
>>75139285
The bats are still very dead, this series shouldn't even be close with how well the starting pitching has been.
>>75139372
You mean 26 and a watch
>>75139564
Fake news
Royals starting pitching was lights-out but our dead bats just couldn't get it together against Astros crap starters
>>75138794
>The royals who got swept by the twins and allowed a total of 16 past the 6th in their first 2 games
>Loses a series 2-1 to them
The ASStros have no room to talk about shit.
>>75139607
Not even I believe that dude
Real talk, the Rangers are the least worst team in the worst division in baseball. I see no reason why they will not win it AGAIN.
>>75139722
>rags
>whos
Are the twins elite?
>>75139725
>>75139758
It's shades of 91. They will be the next AL pennant winner from the Comedy Central.
>>75139768
>rags
Who here actually watched Bonds in his prime? How fun was it night to night?
>>75139826
They will eventually trade Quintana, right? The Whos wouldn't condemn this man to failure would they?
>>75139873
it was alright
who here /brap/
>>75139876
According to the press, they've been trying to trade him all off-season. It's all the other teams faults nothing happened.
>mariners trying to blow another lead
>>75139889
Damn I cant believe he did all that natty
first two months of the season don't matter anyway right haha
>>75139889
>on the Gints
>in his prime
pls die
>>75139954
literally no one watched him when he was on the pierats
he also had 12 of his 14 all star appearances with the gints, and won 5 of his 7 MVPs with them
>>75139998
>7 MVPs
GOAT
O
A
T
>>75139954
is this bait or just straight retardation
>>75139998
You sir are by far and away the dumbest poster I've seen in awhile. Congrats.
>cuckies
>Rangers next 9 games are vs the AL West
Time to pad our wins
>>75139998
holy fuck 7 MVPs. i don't see that happening again in my lifetime. No one player is really that dominant anymore, it's the pitcher's era
mest-marlels
>>75140073
>>75140073
>>75140073
>>75139998
Yeah, it's also when he took the most steroids you dumb fuck so it doesn't count.
>>75140101
w8 it doesn't start for another hour, does it
nvm
wtf what were the astros doing in 2013? Has there ever been such a one sided rivalry in a year than the 2013 astros against the rangers? 2-17 is insanely horrendous.
So if the 3 hitter is supposed to be your best guy, and the 4 is the pure power guy usually, what's the 5 hole prototype?
>tfw Best team in the AL
>tfw Definately not jinxing it
>>75140144
No duh you stupid chink.
>>75140178
tanking
>>75139564
Of all the things to go right, the rotation has been shockingly solid
>>75139876
>>75139921
July 30th (I hope)
>>75140195
>definately
>Minnesota education
I guess they don't call it little somalia for nothing
>>75140238
>No capitalization of a proper name
>No punctuation
Take that, nerd.
>>75140178
Most of the years in that picture the retard keeps posting is during the purposeful tanking years of the Astros where the front office was spending pennies on the team to do shitty so they can get the top draft picks because the previous management had literally traded away the entire farm system for worthless players. Astros went from one of the worst farm system to one of the best in just a couple of years by trading away anyone of value they weren't planning on keeping long term and tanking. 2013 was the final year of the 3 consecutive 100+ loss seasons
>Edwin Diaz is good - Maricuck fans
/158-4/ here we come
>>75140394
>Mad that the Rangers have nearly double as many wins vs the Astros than the Asstros have vs the Rangers all time
WHAT THE FUCK
HOLY SHIT
>DIAZ
>>75140575
Im not mad though, he asked why the Astros did so poorly in 2013 and I gave him the exact answer
Thank you based Marte. 160-2, here we come. Pirates dynasty starts today.
God damn the mariners are terrible
People were actually anointing Diaz a top 5 closer prior to the season
like I said a week ago
NO TEAM HAS EVER SUFFERED AS MUCH AS THE MARINERS
IF YOU SEE A MARINERS FAN ON THE STREET, YOU SHAKE THAT FUCKERS HAND BECAUSE HE'S SEEN SOME SHIT.
Its okay Ms
We know that feel too well
>Memeiners
Tell me about the Angels, are they literally God's team?
>Coming back from down 6 in the 9th
holy fuck i gotta watch the highlights
>This is our year!
>Finally the team is looking good!
>New GM, new ownership actually cares!
>Mariners
>
Apologize to the angels.
>>75140724
>>75140712
Which was the bigger blown game?
I just feel bad for Mariners fans at this point.
Must be heartrending.
Back to the cuckshed, Seattlefags
Getting tough to be positive about this team lads
mariners fans deserve suffering. Fuck Shittatle
10s not doing their job up in the PNW
>its another "bullpen blows the game episode"
sick of these repeats
>>75140836
Because they do so well every year amirite?
Enjoy your flyover life
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>75140825
I love seeing your faggot city suffer.
lol get fuckt
>>75140860
It's called AL West banter. Grow a thicker skin.
t. Astros fan
Try doing it in the playoffs against the insufferable cubs, m's bros
>>75140899
>in the playoffs
whats this?
>>75140724
>even the whos knew to replace Robertson
Why did Diaz get left in?
>>75140394
Reid Ryan gave the Astros some much needed direction and now with Nolan there also those are going to be some guys that can create a solid foundation for the astros. Silver boot should be interesting in a few years.
>law actually got 3 outs
what universe am I in
>>75140899
what the fuck are the playoffs?
>injuns
>>75140899
>playoffs
Robin Ventura is a better manager than Renteria. Keep him and Kenny.
>>75141040
false flag
Nats bullpen vs the Phillies
>12 1/3 IP, 8.03 ERA, 1.70 WHIP, 16 H, 11 ER, 5 BB, 10 K, 4 HRs
>>75141035
Kill yourself.
Try being a dads fan :/ We lost 8-3 to the Giants plus we get bullied by dodgers fans all the time ;___;
Will the Mariners EVER be good?
>>75141061
still better than Jeremy Guthrie
Try being a Team Liquid fan. Just blew a 3-1 lead to Team Secret in the Hearthstone regional qualifiers : o (
Try being a Nats fan. We lost a series to the lillies
>>75141096
You first Whos shitter.
no windians
>people told me I picked pujols too early in fantasy
He gets those rbis and dingers
>>75141102
have the padres ever been relevant?
Try being black on /sp/. My opinions seen as second class, i get called a 'falseflagger' just because i'm less smarter than the rest of y'all
Try being a Rangers fan. We're the smartest fans in the league and we always win our division. We're the envy of everyone in baseball.
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
ayy lmao
There are teenagers born after the last Mariners postseason appearance that are having sex right now.
>>75141199
when was the last time the AL West had more than one "contender"?
>>75141260
saved
>>75141260
JUST
At least this shit is happening with the Mariners at the start of the season as opposed to the end of it. Plenty of time to recover.
I'm sticking with them as my pick to win the West.
>>75141260
I hurt myself today
MVP favorites right now?
seems like it's just Trout and nobody else even in the viccinity
>>75141273
when da stros made da offs
>>75141260
kek
>>75141378
When did you become a boreball fan?
>>75141345
Mariners fan here
you are a fucking fool.
>>75141407
When I was like 4
I just dont usually post outside of game threads.
AND THERE'S TOO MANY FUCKING GAMES!!!!!!
>>75137213
>eagles will win the owl
Don't get my hopes up like that, anon.
Either the Mariners or the Athletics go to Vegas. Which one do you want to relocate?
>>75141260
>ESPN Stats & Info@ESPNStatsInfo
>Teams leading by 6+ runs entering 9th were 2,529-1 since 2011. The only loss was the Royals defeating the White Sox on May 28 last season.
>>75141453
Not a fool just deluded by years of disappointment
I just don't want to see them go the way of the Sonics. At this rate we should already plan their farewell season.
>>75141511
memories
>>75141511
This is why shitattle can't hold a team lol
>>75141524
hell, the Sonics made the fucking playoffs in 2005
the team wasn't the problem, it was the shit stadium and shit ownership.
the M's actually have a godtier stadium.
>>75141568
this kid is whiter than a mayonnaise jar being held by the michelin man wtf
Coming Soon...the Oklahoma City Mariners and the Las Vegas Athletics.
>when your team sucsk
>and it's raining outside
seattle is a joke of the nation
>>75141488
Mariners. Seattle doesn't deserve them.
>>75141621
>Rangers won't have to travel as far
I approve
>>75141511
STOP POSTING HATE SYMBOLS
>>75141699
stop with this reddit joke.
>>75141260
>>75141616
whos fans are literally all basement dwelling weebs
>tfw off day tomorrow
i dunno if I can hold on lads
>>75141621
Sacramento Athletics*
>when ur dad won't watch the game with you and if he does he falls asleep by the 5th inning
who else knows this feel
>>75141621
Omaha Mariners and Topeka Athletics desu
>>75141833
Excremento will not get a team. Sorry.
jints desu
>>75141511
>>75135747
pottery
>>75141833
Sacramento is actually a great city and deserves a team. Guess they don't have the money to support em but the fanbase would be incredible
Which team looks like the most JUST team this season so far?
>>75141848
>when ur dad walked out on your family and you practically raised your infant brother and tried to bond with him by taking him to a ballgame but he doesnt like sports
that's the feel I know
>>75141892
why not?
>close to original fanbase
>renovate Raley field into a major league park
>existing rivercats fanbase already has good attendance
>comfy river/skyline
name ONE downside
>>75141915
rags?
>>75141915
>>75141915
Braves if I'm being honest
>>75141915
Yankees
Blue Jays
Barves
Mariners
White Sox
Pathetics
All the JUST teams so far.
>>75141915
Yankees
>sub 500
>muh sanchize on the DL
>Tanaka BTFO opening day
Stanton seems like a really cool dude desu
>>75141934
Rangers look like the best team in the league you pleb.
>>75141950
Take white sox and jays off there, and you're golden.
I left the house to do some shopping since I thought it was over.
Well I guess it is all over now.
Buck Truck Birthday Curse in full effect
>>75141913
I'd be hype to have a baseball team that isn't the Rivercats in Sacramento
>>75141915
I mean is there anyone other than the Mariners that could possibly be the answer?
Reminder that after only 3 games, Rangers """fans""" were outnumbered by Indians fans during their own home opening series. The loudest cheer of the night by far came from the Lindor grand slam. The few meager >rags fans there could only weakly booed their own players
>>75141927
Still in California.
>>75141963
>>75141963
>rags
>get swept by the indians
>who just got swept by the fucking dbacks
>>75141981
Im not seeing the problem
>>75141621
>Vegas A's
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>75141963
lol no but the issues they do have are very fixable. Joey Gallo looks better more patient getting walks and still hitting yard rangers look aggressive on bases. Mazara ROTY + MVP
>>75142025
I want California to lose teams for shits and giggles. Especially Oakland after >my city got the Raiders. I want to steal the Warriors too.
>>75141976
>>75141963
>>75141199
this is a false flag rags fan do not reply to him
Tim tebow is good
What did Trout have to say about the come-from-behind victory?
ok it's almost time now
NYM-MIA
>>75140073
>>75140073
>>75140073
>>75142216
"Get fucked shitattle"
>>75141753
Is that a reddit joke?
>>75142087
Warriors went to SF so they're not going anywhere
i know i'm late as fuck
but
>MEMEINERS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>75142346
Old news man, the game ended an hour ago.
How about you post about something relevant
So Mariners' fans, thoughts on today?
>>75142358
ok
>the sheer weight of your mom
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>75138029
>implying that scene wasn't hot
>>75142368
At least we're not whos fans.
>>75141170
Take that L, weeb
jints
>>75142368
>>75142368
cant wait to watch tomorrow's game
>>75142368
They said this would be the year we bring october baseball to Seattle. For some reason I believed them. Them being Dipoto and Kevin Mather.
I don't know what else I expected.
>mets one game a year on ESPN
>their fanbase (e.g. old yankees fans who jumped ship) acting like they own the place
Kek, you guys are a just a spec of dust compared to perennial winners like the Giants, Dodgers, Cardinals, and Dads.
>>75142458
>winners
>doyers
pick one
>>75142192
30 year old virgin beating up on 18 year olds
>it's like a six grader stealing a kindergarten kid's lunch money because his dad is a drunk. I'm not impressed.
>>75142458
>and Dads
bran new
>>75132478
I thought mets fags love syndergaard?
>that empty stadium
Is being an M's fan literal suffering?
>>75142908
god i hope so
>>75141143
>rngstone
topkek
>the city of Yoenis Cespedes
>>75143312
This right here
>>75142549
>new
Aren't you cute.
neue thred wear
>>75140535
>2-4
>rags
>>75132469
where a good place to start with Nippon Professional Baseball?
I heard the playstyle is a lot different from MLB, and gives me a chance to see has beens and never was's play ball.
are there any of the k, and china leagues with a big enough fanbase to read up on?
>>75146085
NPB (Japan, "AAAA" level, very popular)
KBO (Korea, probably around AA, very popular)
CBPL (Taiwan, A-AA, very popular)
CBL (China, small fanbase, probably rookie league quality, not as popular)