Masters Moving Day official thread

I want Sergio to win, but he is destined to choke. Tiger cursed him.

who is the top canadian?

please do it freddy

>Bar-B-Que
i-is that how you correctly spell BBQ?

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almost time

What would Rickie serve for the Champions dinner?

>>75099645
Hot cheetos

>>75099157
No wonder why they charge $350 for a day pass

Is there some delay?

Live know, who will move up today who will move down?

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>>75099645
Taco Bell Grilled
>STUFT
Burritos

welp time for some decent putting

>>75100179
Spief and lolry move up

>>75099374
Hadwin is the only Canadian left

todays usually the day freddys back gives out but not this saturday nor this sunday. FREDDY WINS ANOTHER GREEN JACKET

Are they piping birds into the broadcast?

>>75100341
They do this in American tennis broadcasts

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>>75100341
>You can't garble the Warbler

What time does CBS coverage start?

>>75100401
I chuckled

>>75100433
3 PM EST

>>75100341
They have these things called microphones on the course

>>75100500
Thanks la

fuck jason day

>bubba in the dumpster again
>no chance of a bubba speith rematch from a couple years ago

>>75100433
Masters.com streaming featured groups and Amen Corner now

>>75100504
But why crank them to 11?

>>75100625
Ambiance

>>75100672
That's what nantz is for.

What has been the meme of the tournament so far?

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>>75100874
Hello, Friends.

>daniel burger

can you get any more american?

Is the Trackman overlay a meme?

>>75100625
probably, they never show it in comparison to the point of impact

>>75101048
Romo should be here practicing with emperor nantz

>>75101048
Is it warm enough for ya, JIm?

>>75101101
Well they both use computers so yes

>>75100992
Fowler

So how's Jeff Knox doing?

lol, three loud f-bombs. 50,000 dollary doo fine.

What will Sergio Garcia's inevitable choke look like? Will he choke on the putting? hitting shots in the drink?

>>75101322
Winning

how to stay sober till 1am?

>>75101454
His driver will let him down. There isn't isn't enough water at Augusta for submergio to come out

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>>75101454
He'll 3 putt the 8th, then block his drive at 9. This will cause him to lose his confidence and his short game (what he has of one) will totally fail him through Amen Corner. Expect him to be out of contention by 16.

>all these literal whos and Fitzpatrick at amen corner

>>75101648
>how do tee times work?

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Memest pairing of the day

>>75101456
I'd laugh, but it seems to have lit a fire under Day.

I like looking at their asses in these tight golf pants.

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>golfers are consummate athletes

>>75101694
Wow, Phil wasn't kidding about hustling some sucker

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at least post an elite golfer.

>>75101821
The Irish are an unattractive peoples

>>75101454

Multiple oob

>>75101821
>5'9
When will they learn?

>>75101821
>those nipples

>Drive it 345
>Hit your approach 30 ft from the flag

Rory is the worst.

>Speith laying up off the tee

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>club twirl means pleasure

>>75102063
classic rory right there
you'd think a guy who regularly hits it that far might try improving his play from 100 yards, since that's where he typically is.

phil heater incoming, he's -5 by the end of the day you can cap this

of course he'll shoot 75 on Sunday

Phil opens with a bird

Speith losing his spaghetti already

Phil on a mission

will the cbs livestream go to Fowler?

seems to be focusing on Kuchar/Rory and Speith/Phill only

>>75102516
tees off in 20 min bud

>>>/asp/

Why does Rory always dress like a fucking fag

>>75102358
>>75102431
>>75102502

samefag

>>>/asp/

>>75102543
>>>/lgbt/

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>>75102525

TY, kind sir

>>75102525
but I'm watching it right now on my tv

>>75102568

>watching golf
>telling others that they're gay

ok frat fag, pop the collar on your pink polo before you go out

King Philip is on a charge

>>75102606
I was referring to when Fowler was teeing off

Based Dill doin' things

>>75102619
Impressed you could type all that with a cock ramming your poop chute

who /4k/ here? Should I watch Amen's Corner or holes 15&16?

>>75102687
sorry bro i only watch in 5K

Just when you thought it couldn't get any comfier... BBC coverage just started.

>>75102699
>5k
visit g pls

Who you boys pulling for?

For me it's Phil and Fowler

>>75102751
freddy

>>75099157
>Barbecue
>spelt 'Bar-B-Que'
Have African-Americans gone too far?

>>75102751
I'm a Rory fan but there's a ton of guys out there I'd love to see win

Garcia, Couples, Phil, Rickie... probably in that order

>>75102751
Speef

>>75102687
I'm watching Amen corner but I'll be switching over to the CBS coverage soon

PHIL SPAGHETTI

>the state of Phil
JUST

w-what happened to phil? it's not on tv yet for me.

>>75102828

like wtf Phil, BE BETTER

DO IT BETTER!

Alri, lads. Who do you think will be top at the end of this round?

Going for Fowler myself.

>>75102544
He doesnt just dress like it, he acts like it alot too

>phil

wew, looked like me after 5 beers on the front 9

Why does phil putt from way below and far away from the green?

Time to hit the senior to Phil

Speef is so fucking tense wtf

>>75102846
two birds then gave them both back on 3

>>75102817
>that noticeable drop in quality after watching hours on 4k
this sucks the next couple years will be suffering until 4k becomes standard

>>75102544
Because Nike is shit. Same problem in tennis

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>>75102556
Try again, cuck

We broadcast nao

>dat opening promo
Those feels

Goodbye Sergio

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>Golf shop is dead again
>literally getting paid to shitpost and watch the masters 2 days in a row
Lads

Hearing a cheer from another hole is more entertaining than seeing the shot itself

>>75099157
Golf is literally not a sport

>>75103300
lucky

>>75103321
t. nonwhite

>>75103369
wrong

>>75103321
You've literally never had sex

is rickie /ourguy/?

>>75103400
wrong again

>>75103300
worked at a golf shop for a summer during high school, great summer

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>>75103458
very much so

>>75103300
all golf shops are dead today because the masters is on.

i've worked a golf shop, it's comfy as hell on days like this. except that one time my boss found me browsing /sp/ behind the counter and saw the j-list ad and thought it was a hentai porn site, lol

>>75103485
How come he isn't prematurely balding like Speef?

argh, what the fuck is rory doing?

wish they'd show him, though i understand why they're not

>>75103465
Nope

>>75103321
18+

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RORY CHOKE

>>75103369
>>75103400
No need to get upset. I'm not saying you can't enjoy playing/watching. I'm not saying it's not difficult. I'm just saying that it takes negligible athletic ability, and is not a sport.

>Ricky

JUST

>fouler

>>75103610
Please have sex

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>>75102776
Spelling barbecue "bar-b-que" or "bar-b-q" is more of a Southern thing in general.

rory with two three putts in the last two holes. three putt from 10 feet yesterday too.

he doesn't have the brain or concentration for this course

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What part of Augusta National are you lads from?

Tributary of Rae's Creek here.

that actually reminds me that i told a friend 'the first time mcilroy goes a masters without a single double bogey he'll win it'.

well, there's that double, and you can count him out now.

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It is physically impossible to dislike Phil Mickelson

The Spanish should not be allowed on the golf course

Speef is a queef

that >speef magic

SPIETHHHHHHHHH

HOLY SHIT SPIETH

>>75103701
I belong to flowering crab apple

Nice bogey save from Fowler. Critical.

>>75103710
>It is physically impossible to dislike Phil Mickelson
But he's a dick doe

. >speef is gonna do it isn't he?

>>75103747
>one of the nicest guys in the sport
>a dick

>>75103747
everyone says phil is a nice guy bro

>>75103735
/lifelong/ fan of White Dogwood here m8, we can't be friends.

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>TFW you realize speef's career already peaked and it's downhill from here

>>75103757
I sure as hell hope so.

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>>75103747
>Spooth-haters
are you really a thing, or is this just normal shit posting ?

>that is a beauty
>ball flies into the crowd

>>75103774
>he fell for the Phil is a nice guy meme

To other players on tour he is known as FIGJAM and is considered a phony asshole

>>75103853
half the players on tour are known as Figjam to some group of haters, means nothing

bitter, jealous fucks

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Phil is a nice guy but he's always been weird about money. He's a degenerate gambler and got in hot water for some shady insider trading.

wheres our resident POO man?

why is charlie hoffman so fat?

fuck mickelshit

>>75103887
hey, nobody's perfect

Is the "Featured Groups" stream on cbs's website the same as the TV feed?

>all dem Fowler saves

Fowler is making some great saves. Wtf are those shoes he wearing, look like astronaut boots.

>>75103910
No, it's Speef/Phil I believe.

>>75103947

fug. How do I get the tv feed?

>>75103910
no

Would be funny if mcgirt won.

>>75103910
>>75103947
& Rory Kuchar.

>>75103943

its #SWAG lad

>>75103963
Should have the Broadcast option on masters.com

any acestreams?

I hope you appreciate this symbolic current year when we let cunts and their cunts defile Augusta and Masters commentary.

Fuck this gay Earth.

>>75104005

Thanks family.

My wife is rooting for Adam Scott "because" lol

what a fucking shot by Speef

>>75104034

i despise anyone who uses a long putter.

his masters win doesnt count because of it imo

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APOLOGIZE.

speef closing in

SPEEF
P
E
E
F

>>75104034

Who's her son rooting for?

>>75104044

playing ping pong of the fucking hills

beautiful shot

>>75104034
the only people root for adam scott are Tiger haters.

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F

>>75104043
That's bullshit. He can't use it now and is a top ten player in the world. He was leading the PGA tour a month ago in stokes gained putting. He is a gamer.

Faggots like Keegan Bradley through.....

>>75104034
ROOd

>>75103765
>>75103774
>>75103848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN40iwDDI5w

He's a dick in golf to viewers he seems like a nice guy

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>>75104034
>Your wife would fuck him at the first chance

>>75104078
F

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>>75103485

>>75104108
nice

>>75104092
>he's a dick to his competitors

Ok
what the fuck else is new, Kathrine
>that's your new name

When does this old dude shoot himself in the head by the pond?

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Damn these feels.

F

Jesus Phil

time for self destruction

I don't need these feels right now.

>Those tears from Player and Jack

RIP in peace, King.

F

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Only two of them are left. Soon they'll both be gone.

Didn't ask for these feels, and don't want them.

who /half&half/ here? rip arnie

>>75104092
most golfers are autistic clowns

i don't blame phil not wanted to be associated with them

>Until 1983, all players in the Masters were required to use the services of an Augusta National Club caddy,[51][52][53] who by club tradition was always an African American man.[21] Indeed, club co-founder Clifford Roberts is reputed to have said, "As long as I'm alive, golfers will be white, and caddies will be black."

>>75104178
i miss those days.
it was a simpler time.

>>75104123
High waisted trousers need to make a comeback 2bh

>>75104154

this
best golfer I knew was a total schizoid that kept gambling away all his winnings, but it never got to his game, ran off every woman he every got into, lost every job he had
couldn't stand to stupid faggot, but there he is among the greats

>>75104079

i hate keegan too for the same reason, and because MUH AIR JORDANS

kuch is the only player who can play the long putter and still get respect from me

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>assumed Hoffman would fade away
>instead he keeps making birdies

I think I now know why.

>>75104178
irish should be banned as well desu

>>75104198
>i miss those days
How old are you?

so hoffman talked to kushner who talked to satan for him to win a green jacket

>>75104178
>"As long as I'm alive, golfers will be white, and caddies will be black."
Yeah, well you're dead now, and your backwards ways died with you

>>75104245
fuck off nigger

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What's going on in this thread?

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>>75104226
>millenials

old enough to remember suezwan sauce

>TFW going to play mini golf with a tinder qt tonight
Wish me luck lads shes not hot but is pretty cute and 2 years away from being a PT doctor

>>75104245
you know virtue signaling on /sp/ doesn't get you any upvotes

>>75104245
Calm down m8, it's just a bit of segregation banter.

>>75104280
Mini-golf is a 10/10 first date idea in the spring.

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>>75104245
>>75104226
>>75104223
Golf is for Anglican white people

No Spanish. No Irish. No "People of Colo(u)r"

>>75104280

sink puts and you might get a hole in one

>>75104270
Clifford Roberts killed himself in 1977. You would have to be 50 years old to even have memories of the times he is talking about.

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>>75104245
Good post friend (^: updooted

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>>75104199
Like anything its all about who wears them.

>>75104280
How do you get matches on Tinder?

>>75104078
>>75104123
F

Speef on a run

>>75104280
use the line that if you get a hole in one you get a kiss

>>75104329
Was it because of Calvin Pate?

>>75104329
>I'm forty

False
and we still live this some places

no one out there with more resilience than spieth. gotta be impressed.

i guess the lesson is that if you're gonna have a quad at the masters, have it on the first day rather than the last

>>75104385
No, he was old and had to have people take care of him all day. They think he realized he was a burden on people and not contributing anything so he just killed himself on the par 3 course.

>>75104349
be attractive

>>75104349
Have a somewhat funny bio and be fairly attractive i suppose. Never had a problem getting matches anywhere my problem is im slightly socially autistic mostly

Golf has to be the comfiest sport to watch.

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>>75104453
agree

>>75104427
>tfw too autistic for normies
>tfw too normie for the rest of 4chan

/sp/ is my home

>>75104453
this

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>>75104280
Fuck you dude. I come here to get comfy watching golf not be reminded how much girls hate me

>>75104477
same here

nice dubs

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>>75104453
>>75104476

>/comfy/ and a cup of cocoa

who /spooth/?

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friendly reminder Garcia is a Jack fan

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>75104418
Oh, that's kinda sad.

(((HAGESTAD)))
SHOULD KHS desu

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McIlroy Today

>using a belly putter
>devoting this much time to fucking amateurs

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GO JORDAN!

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CAN'T SKIRT MCGIRT

>speef

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Who /comfy/??

>>75104418
ALPHA
L
P
H
A

>>75104602

sorry brother i only DAB

>>75104602

DUDE

>>75104602
>Saturday at Augusta

Literally impossible not to be comfy.

>>75104602
WEED

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GIVE GARCIA YOUR POWER

JACK ARMY

\O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/ \O/ \o/

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>>75104602

>Implying Chokeilroy will ever win at Augusta

>>75104676
I don't get it. Wouldn't the weed fall out unless you smoked it on your back?

>>75104602
lmao weed XD

>>75104691
Its actually astounding how bad he does here

>>75104602

LMAO

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>>75104671
Marrying a tranny should win him the 4chan demographic.

>>75104736
still better than what you could marry u virgin

GOATdan GOATh

>I don't think he can keep it on the green from there
>gets it to within 3 feet

>>75104736
Pics of fem penis?

>>75104771
What did this fat piece of shit mean by this?

>that flag
>call others a "fat piece of shit"

>>75104736
she looks like a solid 7 to me

>>75104829
>can't even reply properly

I love seeing the crowd with no cell phones. It so pleasant.

>that's the whole point.jpg

>>75104856
Its all part of making the illusion that social progress stopped in the 50's seem real

It just got a lot more autistic in here

>>75104881

Regardless, its peaceful and serene.

Who's your golf husbando?

>>75104881
Illusion?

>>75104914

can you imagine the experience these people are having. Being able to see with their eyes instead of staring at their screen while they take videos and check facebook.....while walking through the beautiful grounds listening to the birds and the leaves rustling.

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>>75104931

>reddit flags
>comments about autism in a condescending manner

stop

>>75104976
>Being so autistically butthurt that you don't even use reply quotes

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>>75104931
dufner

>>75105003
why should I when people only objectify women as "trannies" and make fun of autism?

>>75104701
it's a one-hitter

Speith's old nemesis water is back

>>75104881

>What's the internet?

>>75105046
we all probably got a little bit of the sperg, just calm your autism son.

>>75105046
>>>facebook

>>75104969
they must be going nuts

>>75105009
>that whore left him
>she took half his money
>He's played like shit ever since

>>75105046
jej

you are a true hero son

>>75105046
please get out of our /comfy/ thread

>>75105086
why be so casual about autism? you're only making it harder for people with actual autism

>>75105097
what do you even mean by this?

>>75105128

believing in love in the 21st century

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaHAHhhahahaHAH

Friendly reminder to ignore fat pathetic tripcucks

>putt baby misses put

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>>75105204
Sure thing

>>75105193
Who said anything about love?
His is a tale of tragedy and being fucking stupid.

>>75105169
>objectify women
>treat autism flippantly
>make subtle suicide references

>comfy

'no'

>>75105186
>what do you even mean by this?
If you have a problem with autism jokes and calling people who look like trannies trannies you should go back tro facebook friendo

>>75105118
...at all the great golf going on around them, in such a setting. The one thing you never hear is anyone crapping on their Augusta moment.

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>>75105186

Abortions should be free and encouraged in this country

and retroactive in some cases

NOW WATCH GOLF AND SMOKE TREE FAGGOOT

>>75105255
are you a woman or just a faggot?

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Quad Bogey

>queef

Also UA is the only decent golf apparel brand left

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>>75105255
>SJW
>Flipping his shit over the lads harmless banter
>comfy

'no'

Leave thread faggot

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A M E N
M
E
N

Jesus Speef what a fucking head case

>all these nobodies thinking they can take Sergios green jacket

Why does everyone cheer when someone makes a good shot? Shouldn't fans of the other golfers boo when that happens?

Anyone know here what is a set of quality clubs for beginners.. don't want to look like a jackass with nice ass clubs but I'm terrible.

>>75105370
Go ask reddit

>>75105370


>>shower thoughts
maybe go back in there, take the toaster with ya

>>75105259
>>75105327
>haha it's just banter

fuck off Richard Keys

>>75105389
>>75105391
Was that actually posted there? I honestly didn't know

So what really happened to Dustin Johnson?

Good save

>>75105438
On silent ban for drug abuse

Who /DirecTVFeaturedGroups/ here

>>75105438
Had trouble getting Paulina into the sex swing.

>>75105415
What was so offensive that you wanted it censored faggot? Calling people who look like trannies trannies on an imageboard they'll never read?

Here's some non banter for you:
kill yourself senpai

Why is tigger not shilling anymore?

>>75105500
grow up.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491619050841.webm

>>75105416
tripfag induced heightened hostility.
>>75105382
Don't look for clubs to manage your game. Just go for affordability off the rack until you have the mechanics down you fuCKING COOOOOCK

>>75105551
>>75105551
sucks to that guy

>>75105500
stop replying to this faggot. he has a trip just filter him

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>>75105549
>14 hour shift starts 7.24 am tomorrow
not comfy desu

>>75105579
unironically me trying to play golf

Nice shot by Speef.

>>75105551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OssG33emX1E

Is Augusta truly /comfy/?

to see it being so sunny and beautiful there?

does it not remind you of how much of a failure you are?

>>75105691
do you have the brazil monkeys snatching Olympic Final ball ones?

>>75105728
not really, I worked at FOX Sports One and went out there once, it's fun but once you get off the course Augusta is a real shithole