/mlb/ general - FRONT PAGE edition

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>ee got a hit today

A's coming to Las Vegas...in 2020.

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JaCoby Jones.

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1stros

are the cubs, dare I say it, shit?

>>75090732
Of course. 108 years of failure is not washed away with one ring.

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MARINERS!

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>bull pen and offense finally good
>starting pitching goes to shit

why are they like this? For what purpose?

>>75090755
Because mediocrity is the norm and all other occurrences are deviations of that norm.

>>75090755
it's one game with an old ass question mark you stupid bandwagoner, there are 162 games in a season, thank me later

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>>75090780
WHY CANT THE OFFENSE STARTING PITCHING AND BULLPEN BE NORMAL FOR JUST ONE GAME

ONE SINGLE GAME

WHY

>A ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX EARNED RUN AVERAGE

baseball is the best. please dont take the ability to go to games when you want for granted. it takes me 40 hours of travel just to get to the team i follow's city.

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JUST

>>75090852
casual af

>>75090852
please watch our sport

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>>75090859
FUCK

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>tfw 2--2

>>75090836
it's 135 actually

it's fucking baseball dude, shit is volatile as fuck. if you could consistently have your starters go 7 IP 2 ER and have the lineup score 5 runs a game, it would be fucking boring and you would win 130 games a season. it doesn't fucking work like that. it's 4 games into the season for fucks sake. where's your criticism of yesterday's game? just stop fucking crying you useless faggot

your team's organization is something you have zero control over, so all you can do is stand behind your guys and cheer them on. or maybe you can petition shapiro to change the lineup, or send him your genius batting techniques, or fucking send anthrax to rogers headquarters if they don't sign kershaw, but you accomplish nothing by whining on a chinese cartoon forum day in day out

im going to bed

>>75090885
Poor Tanaka will wind up like Koji Uehara if he has to endure more losing.

>>75090877

i've done it twice. i love the meal portion size in america

>>75090884
breh i'm the tigers fan, i watch as many as i can. hard when the first 3 weeks of the season are all day games over there

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>>75090885
MY

I want Shohei Otani on my team. If only just for a yearly rental.

>>75090901
what if the gm of toronto posts on here?

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>>75090898
>mfw mlb decided we should be the only team in baseball to face no out-of-division teams in april

t-thanks manfred, w-way to keep the schedules balanced

>>75090717
>>75090722
>>75090755
>>75090780
>>75090836
>>75090852
>>75090884
>>75090901
>>75090930
>>75090932
Please don't watch our sport.

>>75090957
Even Manfred is tired of seeing you fraud faggots shit up the MLB with your fragile pitchers.

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>cubes/boors game so fucking boring i'm just waiting for it to end not caring who wins
>not even drunk on overpriced shitty beer
>phone's about to die in the 11th so I have to leave before I can't call an uber and then half to walk 10 miles to my hotel through downtown nogsville
>as we're driving away the game ends

literally my life right now

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>sharing the basement with the barves
>marlins are actually decent

>>75090898
REEEE TERRY BOTCHING THAT MANAGEMENT IN GAME 2

>>75090952
I actually wonder how much gms peruse their team's discussion pages, whether it's something they do informally on their own time or if they have people gathering general opinion. either way our FO gives no fucks

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Thoughts?

>>75090978
heh welcome back Phillies, we missed you in the bottom.

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>>75090968
stay mad tho

>>75090993
wasn't even that bad of a bounce, 90% of mlb catchers would have caught that.

>>75090993
just a bit outside

>>75091007
My team DIDN'T lose a WS to the fucking ROYALS nerd.

>>75090993
>>75091011

yeah wilson fanned that block. should've blown the roster up and tried for another WS in 5 years really

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>>75091028
tfw

>>75090977
>not having your phone properly charged if you need an uber at a certain time, or turning it off to correct for your mistake
You deserve it frankly. But the fact that you didn't pregame if you wanted to be drunk at the game is a sure sign of your idiocy.

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*Walks*

I miss Mustard Buzzard.

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>>75091043

Yeah well I'm going to get drunk in my motel room alone and watch anime until I pass out, that'll show you

imagine not be undefeated right now

hope we can top last years start

Imagine playing baseball in a gay nightclub called Boys Town

>>75091086
You'll be undefeated until Ubaldo does what he does best and blows a whole game again.

>Barves in the basement
>Phillies join us now
Heh we'll keep you here forever...

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>cardinals continuing their tradition of getting absolutely BTFO by rookie or shit pitchers

>>75091119
Hehe fuck the Methinals. Go Reds.

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I wonder what kind of Bumgarner memes we'll have this year

>Nelson Cruz is still in the league
Really makes my noodles noogie.

>>75091142
more dingers

You may only reply to this post if you're STILL undefeated.

Not so fast, everyone but Orioles and Twins fans.

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no windians

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>>75091108
Can you stop with this black magic. We're not that bad now.. w-we're just young and inexperienced. Almost came back and beat Walgreens today after trailing 7-0.

>>75091186
No...you're bad like us. You belong here.

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>>75091186
>almost beat walgreens
>an accomplishment

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>>75091172
>no 162 and oh

>>75091161
>Twins fans
???

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Brad Ausmus is currently making a special appearance on Quick Pitch..

It's just him and Heidi so tune in

>>75091223
They DO exist.

>>75091223
just because they aren't here doesn't mean I shouldn't mention them

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>>75091223

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>>75091237

>>75091256
I am one.

what are t___s when they win

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For those that are super bored and need some extra baseball

Some NPB games are happening on /ABSG/
>>75074932

>>75091271
no youre not

>>75091214
well Scherzer was pitching. Guy was damn near unhittable for 6 innings

>>75091301
You only even scored because the bullpen shit itself to death.

Are the Rockies, dare I say it, elite?

>>75091311
Digits say so, I guess

>>75091311
they haven't faced any good teams yet

>>75091271
You literally just showed up to post here when your team was doing well. Not a fan, sorry.

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>>75091310
So you admit the nationals have a shit bullpen.. interesting.

We'll get 'em tomorrow

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>>75091172
>>75091220
iktf brehs
we'll get em tomorrow

serious question: should I drop greg bird from my fantasy team this early

I'm not sure any hitter in baseball has looked worse so far

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>>75091332
Dno't be so cocksure

>>75091330
>>75091332
"We'll get em tomorrow" hivemind

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>>75091345
my guys have learned their lesson and will continue with the season as planned
(I hope)

>>75091343
Dude has looked completely lost

>>75091371
I like your beard guy

Kelly Nash is fucking hot, I don't even like a typical big tit bimbo looking girl but damn. Like that she went to her natty hair too.

>>75091343
Jose Reyes looks worse, but Bird does look shit ye.

>the angels are literally leading the west right now
still not sure if the team is good or if the opponents were just shit

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>>75091410
the mariners are pretty shit desu

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>>75091381
this is his "business" card he gives out when he meets people. The guy is as based as you can be.

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The Reds TBQH.

>>75091486
Are unironically the best team in the state.

>>75091486
>Methinals

I just realized that the Red Sox have literally only scored their runs in 1 inning every game

They bust their load ONCE every game

>>75091486
Arroyo is BACK!

NLDS:
Diamondbacks > Rockies/Dodgers
Reds > Nationals
NLCS:
Reds > Diamondbacks

ALDS:
Twins > Indians/Red Sox
Orioles > Angels
ALCS:
Twins > Orioles


World Series:

Twins > Reds

>>75091500
The Reds are not better than the Louisville Bats.

>>75091578
Would shit a brick at that Series. Wouldn't even be mad with whoever wins.

>tim tebow has more hits than greg bird

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>>75090689
ROCKIES

>>75091609
>Cockies

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>>75091578
>Rockies NLDS

Yea boi

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>>75091609
reminder that dinger and wally have been engaged in sexual relations since october 2007

>>75091630
Mr. Redlegs and Mrs. Met have gone off to cheat on Mr. Met again.

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>>75091643
it's not true
stop spreading this rumor
mr met and mr redlegs are cousins, mr redlegs wouldn't do that to mr met

>>75091654
Then where are Mrs. Met and Mr. Redlegs, if not fucking right about now?

>>75091630
Based Pirate Parrot bringing the drugs to the party

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>>75091630

>>75091700
What an abomination of a mascot

>>75091700
He looks miserable.

>>75091719
>The Arizona Diamondbacks' 2014 season was the franchise's 17th season in Major League Baseball and their 17th season at Chase Field. The team finished with a record of 64–98, placing last in the NL West and having the worst record in the major leagues.

what is the best moment you have experienced at a baseball stadium?

not that anyone should care but for me it was JD's dinger first AB off the DL last year tied with iggy's walkoff earlier in that homestand

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>>75091654
Mrs.Met is a slut

>this fucking offense
will the lillies hit 100 losses this year?

Am I the only one who prefers the tight uniforms of the 80s? They just look more aesthetically pleasing with their designs and fit.

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>>75091729
2001 NLCS game Johnson vs. Maddux.

Remember when they showed the new Cubs mascot with his dick out on the news

>>75091832
Uhh, no?

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oldschool one

>>75091851
Rip in peace Youppi!

>>75091855
El oh el. Jesus Christ I'm cracking up.

>>75091871
The Expos died for nothing. Bring Youppi home.

Hats off to SDS
They said they fixed out of position players to be very error prone. It was top 9 tie game, runner on 3rd one out and Salvador Perez up. I pinch hit with him with a lefty and took the lead. Bottom of the inning every other pitch was bouncing off the catcher. Dropped a 3rd strike. Only won because fly outs. Kinda funny.

>>75091851
Kinda mad all the Braves have is a cheap Mr.Met knock off should have kept Chief Noc-A-Homa

>>75091476

I really like the name of this file. Thank you.

>>75091908
I'm old enough to remember when he would come out of the teepee at Fulton County Stadium.

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>Still undefeated
>Got shown on TV during the game

You faggots even trying to have as good a life as me?

>>75091936
Hold on, I'm just polishing off my 1971, 72, and 73 World Series rings.

>>75091936
how's that ass doing bby?

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I saw a Yankee fan get falcon punched today. In the words of the great Warrior-Poet Ice Cube, today was a good day

>>75091990
The Yankees still have fans? In Baltipoor?

>>75092020
It was loot from the last riot, probably not even a baseball fan

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>your team will never start seasons like the orioles

>>75092058
Do you not remember the 92-93 Blue Jays? They were a great two teams.

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>2017
>losing a game

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>>75091729
Watching the Blow Gays get tripled up in hilarious fashion then get BTFO by Guti in extras.
I will never forget.

>>75092095
is the walk off the most underrated aspect of baseball?

>>75092086
Right here with you, can't say I can believe the Twins to be good though.

>>75092095
>loup
>implying it even counts

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>>75092095
Meme triple play as well
>>75092114
No, I'd say good pitching is really underrated. Casual fans still love walk offs but sometimes find pitching duels to be boring.
>>75092141
>i-its a bad pitcher!
>thats makes it so it d-doesn't make our team look like shit, r-right?

Well this triple play settles that discussion quickly anyways.

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>>75092114
Yes. It never gets enough coverage on sportscenter the next day... Now fuck off Nigel

>>75091729

team coming from down 3-0 to win 5-3

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>>75092158
Holy fuck that's even worse than the RAGS triplel play

>>75092158
>fucking rivera pulling him off the bag

every time

>>75091729
A World Series win. 1995. Even if I was only a few months old at the time.

>>75092183
Are you even old enough to post here?

>>75092183

that counts. i'd love to watch even a box score of my team win it all

>>75092215
22.

>>75092227
I was in the stadium during Game 6 when the Braves won it all. I wish I could see that happen again.

>>75092227
I was in Boys Town when my Cubbies finally got that win

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>tfw baby bombers are baby bummers

>tfw no matter how much money you throw it all turns to dust

JUST

>>75092298
The Yankees lost the magic after Steinbrenner died.

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>playing diamond dynasty
>daily mission
>score with 4 cubs in one play
>aka grand slam with all cubbies on the field
>i dont even start any cubs
>play regular
>load them up
>pinch run 3rd with a cub
>pinch run 2nd with a cub
>pinch run 1st with a cub
>grand slam with a cub pinch hitter
>mfw mission accomplished

>>75091726
and yet they have 1 WS win.

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>>75091729
Even though it didn't matter that much necessarily, I saw Lance Berkman, Carlos Lee, and Miguel Tejada hit back-to-back-to-back bombs. The whole stadium was hyped. It was great.

>>75091750
same man, much more effay tbH

>>75092352
Not only 1 WS, but the ultimate troll WS win. The Yankees probably deserved that ring, but they blew it.

>>75091729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzjF0J-yPI

Notice how all the AL Central teams dont really pal up with anyone in this

Indians man is trying hard to not be near anyone, Sluggrr gets 5th wheeled between 2 couples.The twins bear looks like he just took drugs, and nobodys being too close to him. And the detroit tiger is being too happy not realizing the impending wrath the jealous sluggr is about to bring upon him

>>75092366

man i get it, i just love hearing stories of people's favourite moments.

>>75092410

so good! would have been unreal listening to that noise!

>>75092410
Too bad that Mets team ran into the immovable object known as the New York Yankees. I'd rather the Mets win.

>>75092431
I was in the upper deck (which was very high up at Shea Stadium). It was pretty ebin.

>>75092367
I'm just glad the Yankees didn't get to win in the same year as 9/11

>>75092471
Me too. Then we wouldn't have heard the end of it.

>>75092286
Oh funny enough I was kissing a dude for a free drink at Boys Town when my cubbies finally won.

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>>75091851
Orbit sr. was better imo

>>75091936
Post screenshot

Neither Piglet nor Roo should be able to generate that kind of velocity. Roo especially. He has no torque, he's just basically throwing with the top half of his body. What a piece of crap meme pitcher.

>>75092526
I've gotten to Christopher Robin, but I have never even scored a hit off of him.

GUYS SAY IT WITH ME

>RAGS

>>75092563
>Rags

>>75092563
>rags

>>75092538
I'm trying to beef Pooh up before then. Going with a speed build. I'm determined to beat Christopher Robin. Will report back when I've inevitably failed

>>75092563
>mets

>>75092602
Have two reasons why they are infinitely better than the >rags

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>>75092602
no bully

>>75092620
Supporting a bunch of busted elbowed wife beaters isn't something to be proud of, Anon.

>>75092643
You're going to finish between 2nd and 3rd this season.

>>75092661
I'm worse than a fan of the Mets, I'm a >barves fan

>>75092665
How is that even possible?

>>75092718
Nats will win the division and the Barves will use their basement-dweller magic to cause every team around them to suck enough to fall to the bottom.

>>75092700
What a coincidence, you signed the Mets' fattest and most lovable drunken wife-beating chimp during the offseason!

>>75092767
I actually like old/fat. He's fun.

>>75092767
you sound miserable
you must be a whos fan

>>75092856
Actually I am a Rangers fan.

>>75092856
Yankees fan. Just like you were before 2015.

Daily reminder: the Rockies will win the NL West

Didn't old/fat lose some weight in the off-season?

How does it feel to be subservient to Dingers Dino Dick rest of the NL West? Imagine my shock when our pitching is actual pitching.

Why is Owl allowed to keep throwing the spermball? How is that even legal

ok i know not every cunt likes the cubs but who was the most important player in the 10th inning of game 7? schwarber, almora, bryant, zobrist or montero? i think almora's tag on bryant's deep fly is their most important play of the game. would love for a discussion but i know i'm just going to get shitposted. GO

>>75093278
Bryce Harper is the most important player

>>75093329
HAHAAHAHAH CUNT!!

>>75093402
Ah fuck got me again

>>75093278
his name was rain delay

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>>75093329
*toys with bryce*

>>75093278
this >>75093491 is correct. The cusb had the momentum all through games 6 and 7 up til the Rajai Davis homer. Suddenly Cleveland looked like they had a chance again, and then the rain took all their adrenaline and confidence. To be fair, they shouldn't have allowed themselves to even get to that point, so it's partially the injuns' fault, but anyone who says the rain wasn'tt a factor probably hasn't played baseball themselves.

>>75093549
The fellas down at Boys Town would love to toy with Bryce

>>75093604

understandable. but doesn't the responsibility of getting back on the field come back down to the manager?

>>75093681
huh?

>>75093709
surely part of the job of the manager is to amp up his players to get back on the field after something like a rain delay. and if the stories are true joe maddon isn't out of the woods either. if jason heyward didn't give that speech do the cubs win?

>>75093782
it's not about the manager's cheerleading ability, it's about the players' minds and bodies cooling down and losing momentum

>>75093782
The manager doesn't usually gather his players in a huddle and get them hyped up. Players deal with stress/pressure/emotion differently, so you're not gonna be encouraging the stoic, quiet guy the same way you deal with the crazy spark plug.
It's different in football because it's a simpler game where all the players are essentially all trying to do the same thing from different areas of the field. Baseball is more of a mental game and you can't really force confidence, no matter what kind of manager you are.

>>75093891
>>75093827

it might be a culture thing. i just assumed it would all land on the coach. glad i asked and now know the difference, thanks!

>>75094013
usually they'll have team captains or a guy with "clubhouse presence" that can get the players hyped up and in the right mindset
the managers might give a pep talk or something but you don't think of them as the guy that gives a rallying cry to the team

manager's really more like the dad of the team

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>>75094059
*gives u a timeout*

>>75093100
Please don't come out of the woodwork just because we're winning. I really don't want us to become another Cusb-tier reddit team. Behave.

>When one player goes deep two times and the team loses
This has happened twice already and I'm sick of it

>>75093782
Maddon was out-managed by Francona all series and Tito pushed his team as far as they could go considering they only had like 2 1/2 starters to work with. Cubs bailed themselves out from an all-time embarrassment after everyone predicted they'd win it in 5, maybe 6 games.

Maybe this season they'll get a legit a championship where they're not helped by seeing a team without 3 healthy starters. Until then though I kinda feel like what they "won" was a fluke imho.

>>75094176
1 ring does not invalidate 108 years of failure.

>Orioles and twins left as the best teams in baseball
based

>>75094739
Who would have figured as much my Brit friend?

>>75091578
According to the simulation I didnof the season last night on MLB 17 the Show ended up as such:

AL WC
Indians v Red Sox
>Indians
ALDS
Indians v Tigers
>Indians
Angels v Mariners
>Mariners
ALCS
Indians v Mariners
>Mariners


NL WC
Rockies v Giants
>Rockies
NLDS
Rockies v Dodgers
>Dodgers
Cubs v Mets
>Cubs
NLCD
Dodgers v Cubs
>Cubs

2017 World Series
Mariners v Cubs
>Cubs won it in 6 games

Surprise of the year:
Detroit won 112 games somehow. Fulmer won the ALCY with a 2.09 ERA, 294 Ks, and a record of 22-2. Miggy Cabrera won the AL MVP and hit 48 HRs with 131 RBIs.

Apparently, even in death, Mike Ilitch and his dirty oven pizza money prevails.

>>75095136
That's a funny simulation. It is utterly impossible in real life.

>>75095182
I agree, it's just how it ended up. I was surprised that the Mariners went all the way to the series and that Detroit was basically unstoppable.

It's now 2020 and the league has added two new franchises. Where are they and what are their names?

>>75095371
Montreal Nextopos and the Oklahoma City Tornadoes

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>>75095513

>>75091729
Steven Souza Jr making a diving catch for the final out of Jordon Zimmerman's no hitter on the last game of the 2014 season. The whole stadium erupted in jubilation. Shit was bretty cool.

>>75091729

2014 ALDS Game 2 at Camden Yaeds.

>>75091741
Ms met confirmed BLACKED because of my boy south paw

>>75094176
CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR

>>75091729

August 22nd 2006. Mets/Cards. Pujols had a grand slam and a 3 run homer for all STL 7 runs. Carlos Delgado had a grand slam and a solo homer, and Carlos Beltran hit a walk off. Loudest game I have ever been too, including the World Series in 2015. Shea felt like it was literally shaking, and it probably was.

tfw want to make a pitcher in rtts to make some shit team good but pitching's really boring and either way too easy or hard (and you don't get enough points to upgrade if you do bad)

;_;

>>75092322
this desu

Steinbrenner put the fear of God into anyone who would take a paycheck from him, his sons aren't doing that

>>75096657
There's a reason why they call him the Boss.

>>75096657

His son's just don't want to spend any money. George was a straight up boss, he didn't care. Just overspend on everyone and get your rings.

>>75091729
I've only been to two games, so my experiences are pretty limited, but I went to Fenway last season when the Yankees came to town and watching A-rod hit a dinger over the green monster in his first at-bat was amazing.

There was me and like three other guys in Yankee gear surrounded by a sea of red and we all jumped up and cheered.

Also the dude sitting behind me kept yelling at Jacoby calling him a fatass

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>>75094176

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>mfw the Nationals are starting Jeremy Guthrie tonight

>>75097599
You will start Guthrie and you will LIKE IT, mister.

Could the Orix Buffaloes beat the Seattle Mariners in a 7 game series?

>>75097654
Well, since it's Philly, they might still have a chance.

>>75097728
That's nice. If you beat the Phillies the Barves will do you a favor and keep them in the basement with us forever.

>>75097728
Nevermind, I just looked up his stats. 3-2 isn't so bad I guess.

>>75096445
play as a closer if you want to pitch

you'll have zero influence on your team's season but it's way more fun

I want to relocate every team on the East coast to Delmar, Delaware. They can all fit in one massive stadium complex.

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>>75097777
,noice

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>tfw no bullpen

something tells me Osuna won't make things better either

>>75097939
You are experiencing regression to the mean, leaf man.

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You guys like my new hat? The Yankee logo and the MLB logo on the back are reflective

Glad I chose the Diamondbacks as my team for the season. Gonna be a good year bros.

>>75098158
see>>75097969

So fucking excited about the home opener on Monday. Lmao fuck all of you fans of lesser teams lmao. Any chicagoers want to get a drink Monday night before the game? My treat, we can walk to wrigley after.

>>75098328
Sounds like fun. Where are your seats?

>>75098328
and afterwards they can walk back to your bedroom

>Beckett
>Penny
>Pavano
>Willis
>Redman

>2003 was 14 years ago

:'(

>>75098328
As friends? Or like a date? Cuz I'm hetero.

How do we unJUST Byron Buxton, lads?

>>75098328
>my treat
I bet

>>75097096
That was such a good time in MLB.

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>>75098328

>>75099040
Comedy gold

COME ON GUYS EVERYBODY DOES IT DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER MADE OUT WITH SEVERAL MEN FOR FREE DOMESTIC DRAFT BEER BEFORE

>>75098328
I'm down no bullshit tho. I might be a whos fan but free beer is free beer ..... As long as I don't have to french anyone. Where do you want to meet up

>Joe Kelly latest to get the flu. Not at the park today. Unavailable.

What the fuck is happening in Boston?

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>Yesterday's results
>Same opponents today
>Reds in first place for 2 whole days
>Twins somehow undefeated

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qiqma25PEA

>using a philly legend to shill your new park that no one likes

Disgraceful barves. even worse for iverson though because there's no way in hell he's a braves fan. Grew up in virginia

>>75099273
Shit's going around. I just spent the last two days alternating between sweating and shivering.

>>75099273
Someone dealt with the devil for the 2004 miracle. Time to collect.

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where in the FUCK do I find this hat?

>>75099388
This is the closest I could find. I guess Spike Lee designed it.

http://shop.neweracap.com/style/MLB-LIDS-20th-Anniversary-Spike-Lee-Collection-9FIFTY-Snapback-Cap/20803416

>>75099388
Go to a screenprinting place

https://discord.gg/HMvTd

Get in

Virginia is loaded with barves and yankuck fans because before the gnats moved in because the only other option was baltipoor.

the only thing that is disgraceful here is your posting. if you'd be so kind as to stop doing that i'd really appreciate it.

>>75099586
wtf is this? why?

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>>75099606
What you gonna do about it bitch boy

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>>75099388
>>75099517
thats a pretty nice hat
I found a rangers version

>>75099388
>pennants
What does the Dodger "Millennium edition" cap look like?

>>75099517
v nice. I wouldn't be able to fit it cause my head is huge though. I wear 7 3/4 but thank you

>>75099713
A busted sombrero.

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D-Do we finally have a left fielder who isn't retarded?

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>most eligible bachelor in the biggest city in the nation
>decide to wife this
What did he mean by this?

>>75099974
he likes traps, leave him be

>>75099974
Hate to break it to you but Thor isn't exactly the prettiest man in New York

>>75099266
>whos
Lmao no thanks. Get that shit outta here

>>75099843
Maybe

We'll see

>>75100113
attraction = looks+money+status
hes doing ok

>>75100284
I know what you're saying but there are 3 pitchers on that roster alone I'd take over him

The Cubs are going to walk off every home game this year lmao. I can't wait to see the butt hurt from you fags every single night. Fuck all of y'all.

>>75100436
would you make them buy you beer first?

>>75100458
He >>75100449 does and he would.

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>>75100458
Yeah, but I only drink the best

>>75095136
>Tigers win 112 games and have the MVP & CY
>get knocked out in the Division Series

>rags

>>75100436
>>75100449
>>75100458
>2 posts talking about making out with guys for beer
>1 post in between
>its molester
like pottery

Yankees/Mets fan here, should we fire Collins/Girardi after the season is up?

>>75100436
Who other than Harvey?

>>75097881
Do you think they'd all go out to eat together or something?

>>75100623
No y'all should make them trade places lol

>>75100502
Babbys first beer

>>75097881
Are you intoxicated?

>>75100690
DeGrom and Reed are pretty handsome desu, Reed has great facial structure especially

>>75100493
Lmao no. I only buy beers for people that I plan to fuck. That's why women always no I mean business at bars lmao. No players aloud.

>>75100814
>mo'LLie has a reading impediment
Not you buying; you making out for beer.

The post implies that YOU would make the Mest pitchers buy you beer first.

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Leave Walgreens to meh

>>75100725
This case is just being a PA-hole

Is Ervin Santana elite again?

>>75098328
>>75100814
>who wants to get a drink before the game, my treat
>I only buy beers for people I'm trying to fuck

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???

>>75100942
Jeremy Guthrie
>I got nothing

>>75101096
Prepare your anus

>>75101096
are you boy gay?

>>75098328
As I don't have to kiss you then sure. What bar?

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Still the GOAT logo.

Why don't they use it full time?

>Yankees and Mets "Fans" tell us that NYC isn't a bandwagon shithole for years
>Suddenly there are more Mets fans than Yankee fans
>Suddenly Yankee hats and shirseys are sitting in closets while Mets hats and shirseys are seen everywhere
BOY WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT

>>75101222
trips confirm

>>75101222
So what's going to happen when the mets rotation implodes and both teams suck ass?

>>75101271
>>75101271
They become fans of the 2017 world champion Baltimore Orioles

>>75101271
Nobody in NYC even liked baseball anyway

>>75101222
I posted my new hat earlier in the thread, faggot. Yankees til I die nigga

>>75101319
What a dumbass. baseball is number one here

>tanaka's on the mound tonight

My yankees have to win, r-right?

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>>75101527
What even happened to him last week?

>>75101222
Yankees fans don't actually exist. TY is just a Red Sox plant pretending to be retarded. The other Yankees fans are falseflaggers