HEEM

So heem is just dead forever

Nothing but autism

Later

does anyone else get hype as fuck from walkouts?

best is either anderson silva or GSP when he won the belt back against matt serra

that mean mugging french rap combined with his GI just made it look gangster as fuck

post some heem tier walkouts

>>75057922
No one cares you creepy lookin goof! Get lost! Beat it loser!

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>>75058029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reESwnrWwEY&t=153s

>>75058029
>silvafags
>in 2k17

is it still a thing?

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>>75058029
>Not mentioning Conor's legendary tier walkout

>>75058029
>no faber in sac

>>75058150
yeah that shit was lit too but its kinda sad that he got his fucking leg chopped in half that night

NEW NON-RACIST THREAD
>>75058137
>>75058137
>>75058137

>>75058240
kill thyself

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how contrived

>>75058240
>cross contaminating memes
Seriously disgusting. I hope you get banned

Jacare lads

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>>75058029

>>75058029
Jon Jones really

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>>75058459

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>>75058559
this was just cringey

>>75058685
SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL

>>75058303
sad!

>>75058459
stfu u fucking faggot

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>>75058777

>>75058777
beg

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>this guy walks into your freshly waxed hardwood living room and starts spinning around on his head

what do?

>>75059107
when will dutch autist do a random test? redflags all over the place with this twink

>>75059136
he looks natty you fat fucking retard

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Who is your favorite fighter?

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>>75059184

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>>75059184

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>>75059184

FRANCIS NGANNOU

>>75058685
You're just a dork that would turn red and piss himself if he ever did that in front of one person let alone ten thousand

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>>75059184

Convince me that Khabib could beat Kevin Lee

>>75059184
the LEECH

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>>75059642
leech is my boy too. spicy banger and his face is fun

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Who /Pearl/ here?

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>>75059184

>>75059184
Conor McGregor. Fuck MMA hipster haters.

>>75059983
t.194er

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>>75059804
right here

>>75059626
Thought so

>>75059642
I like artem too

I-I'm a samurai

>>75060080
MOAR

Bane?

If a fighter think he's the best in the world, why doesn't he call out himself?

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>>75060248

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is bengal schurb a good fighter?

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>>75060584

>>75058131
dont get why he ruins by shit rap suddenly coming on, would trip the opponent the fuck out if he just slowly walked all the way to the cage with foggy dew on

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>>75060618
*saved*

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>>75060618

>>75060618
he looks so fucking awkward

>>75060627
no, this is what Conor's walkout should be if he wasn't a complete fuccboi
>https://youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A

Rate my walkout song, brings bad memories of my mother abusing me as a young kid but for some reason it's a bittersweet kind of feel that reminds me to appreciate and make amends with close ones before it's too late.

RIP mom

>https://youtu.be/iiu-hAIHMDQ

>>75060907
2/10

>>75060951
>does not like genesis
found the pleb

>>75060114
good joke cuz

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M
What's different about her accent? I can't notice.

>>75061016
pretending to be a BR

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>>75061016

>>75061016
nigga if you hang around foreigners enough, you start talking like them. she's half-hue

>>75060740
I'm all for unusual walkout song but this isn't a good walkout song.

>>75061024
But does she say words differently or is it just the rhythm and saying "like" a lot?

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>>75061024
>pretending

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>tfw the Chris will Heem our boy Weidman

Worst outcome

>>75061121
FUUUUUCK
too bad her striking is dog shit

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>>75061285
what do you mean?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75061318
that would be a good fight desu

>>75061318

>after DC beats me again, I'm gonna move up to heavyweight

smart

>>75061359
stipe would destroy him

>>75061016
what if barbosa-speak is her first language? maybe she was faking the highschool girl accent

>>75061403
Uhhh no sweetie

>>75061359
>>75061403
dc vs stipe will be more competitive since dc is the unironic and literal, GOAT of mma

>>75061443
>losing to welterweights

>>75061466
Stipe would lose to koscheck if he had to make 170

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>>75061484
being dumb pusspuss isnt an excuse

>>75060627
This is true. Just play the foggy dew all the way through.

>>75061423
she speaks both and has always spoke both. the video just takes clips of her speaking differently over time but in actuality she speaks super hue today and always did. she also still speaks perfectly normal look at this interview from last summer

https://youtu.be/0tOdzmxolmM?t=32m20s

>>75061443
stipe is bigger on top of having an iron chin, rumble's best shot wouldn't phase him

Why is Trt Vitor the scariest fighter in MMA history?

https://youtu.be/Kn2MNNaRrGs?t=2m22s

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>>75061546
Stipe isn't that much bigger

>iron chin
>wouldn't phase him

>le couldnt knockout arlovski man
>le spergout for 5 minutes then give up chimp
>le cut to ww to beat up manlets pussy
>le lose to ww cuck
>le former ww knocking out lhw without roiding woman beater

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>>75061546
Wrong webm

>>75061024
She is dropping the usage of certain words and grammatically she changed her sentence structure quite a bit

She literally grew up in Arizona and lived there for 20 of the 22 years of her life, theres no way your English deteriorates that quickly normally

>>75061606
>She literally grew up in Arizona and lived there for 20 of the 22 years of her life
but thats not true

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>this kills the dagestani

>>75061660
Yes it is, she is from Phoenix Arizona and went to Highschool here lol

She is literally some normie roastie putting on a fake accent

>>75061683
>>>/r9k/

>>75061561
TRT Vitor is a myth. He just fought two guys who suck at defending head kicks and he beat Henderson just as easily off TRT as he did while he was on it.

>>75061016
Yeah it changed, she is 7 year older.

Besides that? not much

>>75061683
she lived in brazil for close to a 3rd of her life. also traveled constantly

>>75061767
She grew up and was born in the states and graduated high school here in Phoenix, shes a full blooded American who is putting up a fake accent that "changed" in two years to the point where you change the entire syntax of your accent kek

You don't forget your language that quickly, let alone your accent

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heminder

>>75061794
Of what? WSOF?

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>>75061785
dude, let it go, no one cares if she's faking her accent.

>>75061785
her father is Brazilian >>75061207 and she speaks Portuguese too but with a little bit of accent.

>>75061785
she hasn't forgotten anything you fuck. she goes in and out of both accents fluidly depending on the situation. she still speaks english just as well as she ever did. go look at any interview shes done in the last year. that video just used specific clips to make it look like she is speaking differently over time. youre a very gullible person

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This guy kicks in your door and begans to judge you, what do you do?

>>75061846
>she hasn't forgotten anything you fuck

Yeah she has, listen to how she speaks compared to 2013 lmao, she completely changed the way she talks from the tones to the syntax, its all forced

>>75061845
She grew up in the states dude, I get what you're saying but she went from talking like your average valley girl to a third world english speaker kek

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I'm in love, bros.

>>75061868
yes, listen to how she speaks in 2016 compared to 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tOdzmxolmM&feature=youtu.be&t=32m20s

tell me theres a difference

>>75061846
She sounds like a fucking retard doing a fake accent on the mma hour. Your ears are fucking ruined.

>>75061846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbqCFCLSeQg

Lol she puts on the "accent" 24/7 now

>>75061890
She talks like a fucking BR spic in that video you posted as well lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbqCFCLSeQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAuPIY4lelc

These are from the past 60 days, she is putting on a fake accent to make herself seem more "authentic" and get that Brazilian bandwagon

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>>75061868
my mexican friend speaks like a white guy, but when around his family he speaks english with an accent.

its psychological, to make her "fit-in" more.

whats the point of faking a fucking hue accent? its not "sexy" or anything like that. stop obsessing over this.

someone from texas wont say ya'll and do the spitting when talking shit in NY

>>75061888
I bet her areolas are super brown.

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>>75061888

>>75061888
pls be trap

>>75061989
id bet theyre the same color as her hair

>>75061979
yea code switching its called

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>>75062138
he says it feels awkward to speak "perfect" english around them, like he's bragging or forgetting his roots.

thanks for telling me the term, always been curious about this behaviour

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rate

>>75061888
>>75062033
who is this dubsmen?

>>75062245
np

>>75062496
lol what a way to compromise someone's sense of identity

>>75062496
3/9, would take schoolchildren hostage and get gassed alongside them again

>>75062662
women should be shut up in terems

>>75062662
his obvious extremism is a real turn-off senpai

Now that the dust is settled, let's discuss Khabibs future.
He won't fight Conor, that's for sure now. He said that he won't fight at 170, but will Dana make him do it? Thoughts?

>>75062711
he will join isis and they will have slickly produced death matches of him vs prisoners

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heeminder. thickenzie is the reason the UFC makes a 125lb division

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>>75062858
slow as fuck, how embarassing. sad!

>>75062858
so unathletic. betche would unironically beat the shit out of her

>>75062711
Fuck that faggot. I hope he chokes on semen and dies.

>>75062858
Official UFC Female Flyweight Roster

Mackenzie Dern
Veronica Macedo
Valentina Shevchenko
Joanna Jedsumshit
Jessica Andrade
Raquel Pennington

>>75062977
dern looks fat at 125, macedo is a lazy 115'er

Oxbow's new album is great lads

Our guy Eugene did it again

>>75062977
there are alot of WFLW, it's women's WW.

>>75057922
I used to think heem was dying. but then realized it has always been 100% cancer anyway. cancer cant kill cancer. And it remains one of the most active generals on /sp/. It really makes me think

>>75061794

T-Wood is gonna murk him

>>75061794
He'd be a great short term champ, robbie comeback, robbie/wonderbread, t-wood robbie 2, rise of usman/edwards/chaos etc

>>75063085
do you believe in life after love?

*goes for a take down*
*knee collapses*
*loses belt*

*shoots for double across the octagon*
*holds onto a weak single*
*gets back mounted*

*gets usada'd*
*stripped*
*thrown to jail for cocaine possesion*

>UFC 210’s Daniel Cormier on fight with Anthony Johnson: ‘No wrestling, only boxing’

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/2/14483154/ufc-210-mma-interview-video-daniel-cormier-anthony-johnson-boxing-wrestling-title-fight

Will he abide by this?

>>75063427
he will KO rumble with a livershot in the second

cap this

>>75063427
He has no choice. His knees are shit.q

>>75063431
Looking a little small there joezay

>>75062711
Realistically maybe Barboza or Porier/Alvarez winner

>>75063501
yeah. barboza is legit #2 at Lw, tony is #1. khabib and connor are posers and eddie is a dead horse

rda is a WW, cheisa needs the fight to become #3 and he will be #3

>>75063561
Edward will be back, goobert was just a misstep

>>75062858
Jesus

Slow, fat, and no ounce of athleticism.

>>75063626
is she less athletic than bethe?

>>75060618
does schaub have the latest stoppage of any fighter ever? jesus christ he took some massive punishment for no reason

>>75063626
>fat
thicc

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>>75059184

>>75062711
There's plenty of hype for another attempt at a Fergesun match if Dana decides to go through with it. It just depends on the UFC really. I still want to see that fight.

>>75061318
Already ducking Jon eh?

>>75063620
i think alverez will be the matt brown of the ufc LW division

>>75063427
No he won't.

hypetrain derail

dern submitted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LRWp2XcFqs


Another Rousey down the drain

>>75063763
I literally wouldn't know who she was if you didn't keep spamming her here all the time.

>>75063763
are you retarded? did you think mackenzie was undefeated in bjj?

>>75063771
you can thank me for that m8. i started spamming mackenzie first

>>75063771
she's bjj royality and everyone on the UG's waifu

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMnBgMCXCz4

>>75063775
If you're a BJJ blackbelt of any worth you are undefeated, what's the point of being a blackbelt or a wrestling champ if someone takes you down.

>>75063763
old news

it was actually trending on youtube somehow. she must have a fwb in google

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>>75063787
oh, youre just meme posting stfu already

>>75063798
>meme posting
>forcing meme of unknown BJJ scrub

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>>75063799
>unknown BJJ scrub
there you go meme'ing again

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>>75063799
mate, /heem/ is /bjj/. wrestlets, when will they learn.

>>75063813
>there you go forcing your meme on /sp/

Who the fuck cares about this cunt?

also i am a differentfag

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>I trane wrestling

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>>75063826
YEAH TIP ME THAT MAKES SENSE

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>>75063820
>also i am a differentfag

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>>75063820
>submission of the year by multiple MMA awards and establishments
>irrelevant
>forced
Its like youre meme'ing or something

>>75063847
>w"mma"
>relevant

i love this meme

>>75063961
>triggered by women

I JUST WANT AN EASY PAYCHECK

THEY SAID DANIEL WHAT DO YOU WANT

I SAID I WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION

I WANT RYAN BADER

I SAID WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION

I WANT RYAN BADER

>>75063995
THE EASIEST DICK IN THE DIVISION

Mighty Mouse vs brazilian roidlet is going to be the comfiest card this year

cap this

>>75063981
>defending wmma

HOW ARE YOU GONNA FUCK ME WITH THAT 12 INCH ADVANTAGE, JON? YOU SHOULD TRY, JON. YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY.

I wish they would let me next door so I could spit on your fucking dick

Gabi is live on instagram again pls troll with me

>>75064090
did she slap your sis?

>>75064099
no but she actually looks pretty feminine in the lighting

>>75062858
Practicing your wrestling on the sand. Why?

>>75063845
underated

>https://www.instagram.com/p/BSfTdfdAcXu/

This is the best gym my country has to offer. Looks like an absolute joke. I think I'm gonna join anyway though and take some muay thai classes.

>>75064181
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BQR9BWFFJzj/

Their site says they take pride in offering sparring against people of similar skill. I can't wait to heem some kids.

>>75064192
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BQo8EQQgu4B/

This man is a "professional boxer". Wew lad.

Fuck Dana White

>>75064200
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BQwlcxVAXP2/

Ok this guy is slick as fuck. Nice >head movement.

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>>75062858
virtually identical

>>75061121
I forgive her for weighing in over the limit twice due to her fat titties and ass purely because I want to slap them around. Does that make me a bad MMA fan?

>>75064229
there's 3 types of mma fans

>wmma wgaf
>wmma is good because attractive women
>wmma is good because woman are competent martial artists

the last 2 are perfectly acceptable

>>75058029
genki
saku

>>75062858
is that female supposed to be a fighter??
pls tell me she is not

>>75064281
She's not just a fighter, she's the next wSW UFC champion.

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>>75064281
yeah, she is

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is Bingo Spade a good fighter

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>>75059184

>>75064326
Eye tink jewed b surpiezd

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>>75059184

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>>75061016

>bottom teeth all fucky

wtf I hate mackenzie now

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>>75061888

Is pearl our new titcow?

She's fucking amazing

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>>75064363
Not even close.

Sergio looks a fucking beast in training

Seriously bet on him he's a huge underdog

>>75064220
Bethe has the better bunda, but Mackenzie's boob game is unmatched in wmma.

>>75064372
pettis has alot of potential. he has less of the "it" his brother had, so he actually fights smarter and more technical

>>75064192
>blacksplosive with kenya gas tank
future GOATs

>>75064363
Yes

MOAR

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How long does it take you to realise what the poo eff see fucked up in this picture

>>75064462
~8 seconds

>>75064462
look at rumble's fukn ayylmao head

>>75064462
They didn't fuck up. Your assumption of a material world is leading you astray.

>>75064462
Is Rumble on that shit that makes your head grow?

And I wish that this was at heavyweight. Fuck making these two blacksplosive athletes cut.

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>>75064462
Literally says it's for the Heavyweight Championship. They don't give a shit

>>75063427
AKA need to stop doing this
Khabib tried to strike with Johnson first. He got lit up

>>75062711
Nah Dana still sort of likes him. I mean, come on, he's not one to shy away from completely shitting on a fighter and he's been pretty light on Khabib considering. Think he's even said he's not going to make him move to 170

>>75064528
Light Heavyweight is such a dumb oxymoronic name anyways

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>>75064349
great taste.

>>75064583
after our boy wins we should rename it rumbleweight

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>>75063826
>i trane brazilia jijitsu.

>>75064609
True Patrician: /ourboy/, the future GOAT, Kevin Lee

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>>75063785
the male instructor is qt!

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no homo.

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>>75064609
Pleb and proud

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there's any male fighter you would let to fuck you?

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Will Mixed Martial Arts ever be a legitimate sport?

>>75064675
Ngannou

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>>75064670
Rena is love, Rena is life

THEY DONT EVEN LIKE ME, THEY JUST HATE JON JONES

HMMMMM :(

Who should Khabib fight next?

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is this one of the most stacked months in the last few years?

we do even have jazzy @ rizin, dantas/caldwell, and of course, artemswanson lmao

>>75064699
khabib vs tiramisu desu

>>75064695
would like to see Rena fight in the UFC and get bopped

>>75064699

Islamic dogmas

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>>75064698
It's my career, not yours

>>75064709
Caldwell is out, Higo is replacing him. Still a good fight.

The RIZIN event is pretty crap this time around, plus they made it a PPV.

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>>75064670

>>75064737
she would crescent kick le goblin girl into next year

>>75064740
Why you say this i no eat this cake
You not loyal guy you bullshit guy

>>75064734
>>75064765
Whoops

>casuals think this card is weak

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>tfw both whiteman and moose are both my boys
I need this fight to be a draw

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>>75064811
>>casuals think this card is weak

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>Weidman gonna get heem'd into retirement

>>75064826
delet

Weidman is gonna win

>>75064828
Depends on if Mousasi just shows up for the paycheck as he's done so many times before. If that is the case, he'll look incredibly bored in there, defend well, and lose a dominant decision due to lay n pray.

>>75064830
I don't think Weidman looked bad at all in his 2 loses. Against Rockhold it was an even fight with Weidman seemingly gaining momentum in the 3rd until the sloppy wheel kick. Against Romero, it was 1-1 going into the third and he got caught with a crazy knee. I don't think Mousasi is as athletic or explosive as Weidman's past opponents.

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Our boy gets a top 10 opponent.

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DC just announced his walkout song vs Rumble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

>>75064853
Weidman looked like a guy who was used to being able to dominate older, weaker guys with his length and physicality being taken out of his element by fighting guys who were better athletes than he was. I don't think he's a better athlete than Mousasi, I think he'll have to beat him skill-for-skill, which I don't think he has the ability to do so. He has basic striking, slow feet, bad defense, and is coming off two KO losses. I don't know why he took this fight, he needs building back up, not a 3rd fight in a row against a certified killer.

>>75064872
Colby is my antiboy along with Myles Jury

>>75064903
Weidman will have the strength advantage. Mousasi will be better on the feet whilst Weidman will be the better wrestler. If he can get his takedowns going then he should win pretty easily or at least make Mousasi hesitant on the feet in fear of takedowns. If not the Mousasi probably cruises to a decision by outstriking him.

>>75064922
>Colby is my antiboy

why? he is Masvidal's boy so he is my boy by proxy.

>>75064891
Is this supposed to be ironic? I don't speak foreign.

>>75064937
He's a wrestlefucker that acts like he's elite in the division when he's really not. He's basically a white Kevin Lee but I think Lee is better.

>>75064942
It's a song that describes what DC wants to do to him.
He's gonna take it slowly, and little by little he'll be stuck to him.
Among other things.

>>75064960

DC is such a faggot.

>>75064952
I think Colby gives a lot of top 10 WWs fits. Great wrestler and coming along nicely as a striker too.

>>75061755
The easiest one to pinpoint is her t's are getting all hued up. Notice how she's saying "chu" instead of "to" by the 2017 clip.
Her vowels start getting funky by the 2014 video as well

Are predictions being taken yet?

>>75061563
Isn't rumble only 6' 1?

>>75065011
>only 6' 1

t. lanklet

>>75065011
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>>75064826
MFW Weidman retires and old man Silva is still fighting

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>>75064826
Chris is such a good guy, how could one bet against him.

>>75064811
Don't pretend you're going to pay for it.

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>>75064756
what you mean with that?

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>>75064968
and for that i love him.

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>>75064872
but DHK is my boy

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>>75064462
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>>75064485

I like how Rumble / DC interviews get more and more heat up.

>>75065426
wolf tickets

>>75064903
>>75064929

I'm fairly confident that Mousasi will win, unfortunately. I like Chris, but Mousasi is one of a small handful of guys that I think could beat both Yoel and Rockhold. I agree with bong A with regards to it being a tough matchup for Chris, but it's clear to see why he took the fight. He lost against Luke and he lost against Yoel. He wants to be two fights removed from a title shot, not three. He's in his prime right now.

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>>75065426

>rumble sits silently
>DC: "He's bullying me! This guy is SUCH A BULLY!"
>Rumble: DC should be the betting favourite
>DC: BULLYING

>>75064903
>>75064929
>>75065464

Weidman is not winning this fight.

>>75065464
>but Mousasi is one of a small handful of guys that I think could beat both Yoel and Rockhold.

Go rewatch the Jacare bouts.

>>75065474
Weidman is going to make Mousasi look like Boetsch.

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>>75065479
>gator vs. yoel hasn't been overturned

not like this

>tfw Chris heems mousasi to Lellator

>>75065492
Second round was a draw at best for Jacare

>>75065479
I'm completely aware of how they went, friend. I stand by my statements. Mousasi is good at avoiding strikes. Jacare is one of the most well rounded fighters on earth

>>75065492
I meant Mousasi v Jacare, but that works too.

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Is Arthur Blobov a good fighter?

>>75065520
he's the toughest accountant in all of Eire

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>Feel the need for a Schaub
>Go to the schaub disposal station
>Drop trou and sit
>Despite feeling like I am full of Schaubs, only a small Tiger Pax comes out
>Straining on the toilet because I feel like I'm packed full of Schaubs and its that painful feeling where you need to go. But no schaubs are coming out.
>wait out the discomfort and wipe up and go

How do I release these schaubs within me lads?

>>75065539
>Despite feeling like I am full of Schaubs, only a small Tiger Pax comes out
too far bro, tiger's dad might be a retard but don't include him in your scatological greentexts. bad for your soul.

>>75065469
is this fake?

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>>75064826

>>75065492
>jacaroid

>>75065605
Thank You Based "Jacaroid Faggot" Man

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>>75065599

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>hating DC

>>75065629
I need more smug DC's to post while he's smothering Johnson so I can BTFO Rumble babbies

>>75065632
just go back to the succposting days of heem

>people thinking that Rumble can beat the man who choked him out two years ago

Thistimers are hilarious.

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didnt know if you had been gooby'd today so here you go

gooby
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>>75065632

>>75065646
Ty familia I hadn't gotten around to it

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tricked you haha gooby'd you twice

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>>75065599

>>75065609
state of (You)

>>75065654
vr dc?

>>75065699
um did you see the truck he drives

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>>75065756
a heem classic, unfortunately i don't have it. take this succ instead

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>>75065756

How is Cormier going to win this time around when his chin has been battered down? His durability was peaking in the first bout, right now he's in a state of decay. If you think I'm bullshitting you just see how many injuries he's suffered in the past 2 years, he's declining.

>>75065733
TYBJFM

24~ hours until Daniel Cormier pulls out due to injury.

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>Frankie Edgar is a nightmare match up for Conor

zane simon

>>75064402
American women are cute!