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new winnipeg busts edition
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Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
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FOR FREE
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Laughing SO HARD at the Kongs
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rip finngol see you in 3 (three) days
>>75055724
>not laughing at tampon gay
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laughing SO HARD at kristi letang and the pongs """"""""""""""""""chance to repeat"""""""""""""""
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>>75055747
jokes on you i'm not the OP of the previous thread
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Eat shit Daniel and Brian
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>>75055706
I made respectful edition to pay respects....
Without any benises.
>>75055611
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>>75055776
How are you not b&
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WE
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>colorado won't be relegated to the AHL
wtf
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A E S T E T H I C hockey names
>hampus lindholm
>slava kozlov
>mickey redmond
>steve yzerman
>sergei fedorov
>steve larmer
>gilbert perreault
Post your favorites.
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>>75055828
THE
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>>75055829
the avs would go undefeated in the ahl. they're terrible but they would still take a steaming shit on any ahl team
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>>75055831
hjalmerson
niederreiter/niedermayer
stralman
jokipakka
>>75055847
not true
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>>75055831
>zarley zalapski
>cal clutterbuck
>rob klinkhammer
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>>75055831
Mikko Koivu
Zach Parise
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>>75055831
>>75055853
bill kessel
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>>75055831
Brent Sopel (Sopel means snot in Slovak)
Travis Zajac (Zajac means rabbit in Slovak)
Peter Stastny (Stastny Means happy)
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>>75055831
oduya
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>>75055831
>jordin tootoo
>jonathan cheechoo
>dion phaneuf
>Kevin Shatonkirk
>William Kneelander
>Mike Babcock
>Ken Hitchcock
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>>75055853
Yeah it is true you stupid fucking pedo mild fan
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>>75055831
Bouwmeeeeester
Brind'amour
Olli Määtäää
Miroslav Satan
Zemgus Girgensons
Dustin By fugg lien
>>75055878
PK Subban means "the politically correct bitch" in Swedish
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>>75055831
Mike Modano
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>>75055831
John Vanbiesbrouck
Jim Car(r)ey
Jose Theodore
Janne Niinimaa
Olaf Kolzig
>>75055950
I remember Modano was my favorite NHL player because I liked his teeth
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>>75055936
>stupid fucking pedo mild fan
wrong, try again.
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>>75055831
Sami Salo
Kimmo Timonen
Jussi Jokinen
Jarkko Ruutu
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>>75055974
kid fucker
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>>75055853
Niederreiter and Niedermeyer are so badass, Minnessota must be full of germans.
>>75056019
>Jarkko Ruutu
Tuomo is memeier
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Lamest NHL player names
Daren Puppa
Uwe Krupp
Radek Bonk
Hakan Loob
Dick Duff
Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond
Tony Twist
Wojtek Wolski
Jordin Tootoo
Ron Tugnutt
Cal Clutterbuck
Murray Kuntz
Per Djoos
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>>75056200
>Tony Twist
that sounds like a cartoon character
hey why don't we play haxball until the game starts?
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>>75056214
sounds like a gay pornstar
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>>75056200
And I forgot
Rico Fata
Which sounds like some tropical coctail name
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>>75056194
I personally like the Jarkko-combination better tbf
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>>75056200
>mad at the tug
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Sweden is fucking gay lol
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>>75056294
shut up faggot dont bully sweden
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>>75056294
kys yourself >>75056301
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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron.
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>>75056214
>Haxball
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>>75056317
why?
I bet you're ted from Akron and just don't want to BTFO out of your self
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Fuck off Jeremy and Chris
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>Zuccarello
>Nash
>Fast
>MCdonough
>Holden
>Skjei
All out tonight for the >rags
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>>75056200
>Dick Duff
>lame
Insecure dicklett detected
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>>75056345
>mats zucchini
>dick rash
>mcdoughnuts
>skidmarks
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>>75056336
Because the blowjobs have no scoring depth and will get swept.
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>>75056247
Should have used #55 like Dumba
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>>75056360
>no scoring depth
Kekalainen they have 12 players with 10 or more goals
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>>75055831
Athanasiou
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>>75056345
no idea why I'm staying up for this shit
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>>75056323
yes, what's wrong with that?
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>Blowjobs are 3 games over .500 not counting their meme streak
>could only score 1 (one) goal against the likes of Chad Ruwhedel, Ron Hainsey, and Mark Streit
>only have 12 goals in their last 10 games
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>>75056398
it's called fun. It's one of the fundamental human feelings, but for some reasons germans must venture to a spirit quest to discover it, unlike other people.
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>>75056418
sometimes you seem pretty cool but sometimes you're not
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Who ever watches hockey?
I do but i thought i were the only one
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>>75056431
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>75056345
When you 've scored one of the best goals ever in hockey, you don't have to take shit from nobody.
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>>75056323
Hey ha ball is pretty good for wasting time at work and school and shit. No worse than frittering away time on then LoL or Xbox
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>>75056423
>not counting meme streak
You realize that you have to fucking count it you dildo
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>>75056434
>Shestyorkin vs Samsonov in KHL final
absolutely stoked
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>>75056432
every person has mutliple dimensions, chill your jiggies.
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>>75056443
>LoL
>Xbox
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>>75056423
>not counting streak
That's saying, if you get rid of all these games they played and won they suck
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>>75056469
Outside of one lucky month in the first half of the season against mostly garbage teams, they do suck.
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>>75056488
Dude, they absolutely dominated the first half of hockey. They beat the penguins handidly, the rags, swept the west, and destroyed Montreal
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>>75056514
Than proceeded to get BTFO by all of those teams in the 2nd half
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>>75056514
>pre February nhl
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>>75056525
Fair enough but still, that was the best first half of hockey I had ever seen since the 06-07 red wings
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blackhawks desu
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>grasping at straws to try and downplay BJ success
>muh meme streak
>t-the first half of the season doesn't count
Hahah loving every lel
They are elite get over it faggots
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>>75056578
they will get curbstomped into reality by the pens
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>>75056546
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>>75056578
They were elite for a minute. Seem to be coming back to reality lately.
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>>75056451
>Samsonov to replace Holtby in a few years
>Grubauer literally the next Kolzig
>Stupid sexy Holtby
>Copely was a 'key part' of the Oshie trade, got him back with Shattenkirk
>Neuvirth had starter potential but prefers getting sick and collecting paychecks now
>Varlamov was good but made of glass and has a bad attitude
>Have the goalie coach that made people believe Pekka was actually good
Why are the Caps so good with goalies?
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Laughing SO HARD at Finland.
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>>75056625
>Top tier personnel and not a single meaningful trophy to show for it.
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>>75056625
Yeah all those Vezina winners sure helped the caps on their cup runs
oh wait
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>>75056301
>>75056316
Look at the two fagboys teaming up. It'd be cute if it weren't so fucking gay lol
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>Caps still haven't got past the second round since their miraculous 1998 finals appearance
Are they, dare I say, cursed?
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>>75056693
Ovechkin has no heart
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>>75056625
don't they have Nashvilles old goalie coach? Mitch Korn or something? he's always mentioned as one of the best
and Grubi will probably become Vegas starter. good for him I guess
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>>75056525
>>75056526
either you 're jealous or casuals
either way get your shit together
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>>75056720
>greece calling others casual
Aren't you the nigger that goes to bed after the first period of every game?
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>>75056693
Yes
>>75056717
They do. They should trade Grubauer to the Jets or Stars or something and let Vegas have Schmidt
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My doctor told me I had to take vitamin D pills today. Am I Finnish now?
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io-kerit
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>Grease
it smells in here
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Waiting to get a haircut, what should I ask for
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>>75056936
cornrows
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>>75056194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgz38-iQwrw
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>>75056936
The Laine
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>>75056936
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>>75056871
>he didn't filter grease over a year ago
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>>75057032
>>75057035
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>>75057032
>>75057035
Sorry my hairline is way better than that
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>>75057103
>having a good hairline
>>>/reddit/
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habs at slugs
head over heere
>>75057122
>>75057122
>>75057122
only game on with another for tonight
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>>75056936
undercut
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you now remember sean avery
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>>75057147
You're 2 years too late numale
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>>75057168
I never forgot him
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>>75057168
How could anyone forget the first openly gay player?
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>yfw when McMeme has to wait until next year to win his first playoff game
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>>75057543
Sorry m8 but the coilers are going to run through the sharts, sharts are way too fucking slow to contain them
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Reminder that Giordano is just as slimey as crysbitch, and marshit.
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>yfw mcmeme will never represent leafland at the olympics
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>>75057630
he's worse
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Hans Dicktip is elite guys
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>>75057644
Agreed but im Biased
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will bakersfield win the caldeer cup?
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>>75057687
For good reason, this is the third time he's intentionally knee'd a cucks player
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>>75057714
True m8 im glad they fucked up the flames for the rest of the night and i hope calgary never wins another game anywhere until he is kill or suspended.
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>>75057130
That's about all I've got going for me desu
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Brent Burns is a lock for the No-
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i really hope cuckgary meets anaheim in the first round
they cant hide crying johnny on the bench forever
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>>75057804
Be brepared for a sweep with lots of fighting.
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How hard will everyone here laugh when the leafs don't make the playoffs and the islanders or lightning do?
We can make fun of them for years
It will be like it was 4-1 all over again
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>>75057789
>more goals
>less toi
>less pp points
hes pretty well got it locked up
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>>75057804
>the only way anahiem will meet calgary at all in the playoffs is if it's in the first round.
>because calgary will never make it to 2
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>>75057789
>buff
How can you fuck up so much but still be so productive?
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>>75057822
If they lose to the bolts that is pretty much a guaranteed since they won't win the other two
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Guys I think the Caps are gunna win the cup
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>>75057822
I don't know lad. I'd believe it if it were just a matter of the Laffs shitting the bed, but the Islels and/or the LGBTning have to finish strong too in order for it to happen.
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>>75057819
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>>75057862
>he's still falling for this meme in 2017
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>>75057833
>less blocked shots
>less takeaways
>A shit ton more giveaways
Not so sure.
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>>75057862
First round exit tee be ach
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>>75057862
>ovi
>cup
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>>75057695
WHen the monsters dont
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>>75057884
>implying the NHL trusts meme stats
giveaways and takeaways aren't concrete enough. depends largely on the person recording the stats that game.
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>>75057695
>s-sorry Officer Bulju I can't find my driver's license. Maybe we could work something out?
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>>75058088
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>>75057789
Karlsson will get the Vezina
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Caps
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F
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>>75058351
is it lifesized?
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where is the rags caps thread?
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>>75058404
larger than life itself
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>>75058281
F
For those that don't know, Okposo is very sick and in neuro-surgical ICU right now.
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>>75058489
what?? why?
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>>75058500
No diagnosis yet. He's been pretty sick for the past week and a half and visiting doctors trying to find out what's wrong.
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>>75058500
probably a brain aneurysm, or something similar that can go undiagnosed until it happens
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>>75058475
eh i'm just posting in here
game is shit
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Only two games tonight. one of them doesn't even have a game thread. Sad!
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>linesman screaming "GOOOOOOOOD, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
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>tfw left my ruler in uni
fuck this shit life
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>>75057035
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>>75058600
hey man, read those>>75058489
>>75058528
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Nate Schmidt looks excellent. Such bullshit that either Alzner or Carlson starts over him.
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Evens I shoot at the net
Odds I go for a run
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>>75058678
isn't Carlson supposed to be a top pairing man? and fuck you for having these "problems" while >we have to endure Staal, Klein, Girardi and Holden
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>marchand
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did anybody else see that Brodeur ad? not sure how to feel about it. Wasn't that bad.
shit, that arby's ad howeevr was garbage.
>>75058567
both teams fast and with reflexes on peak. I remember someone saying, in a show maybe, that the rags always try to outskate their opponent, never to outsmart them. And that's why they didn't make the top this year. Didn't theyg et the president's trohpy last year? or was it the year before that?
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>he thinks squeaking into the playoffs, getting swept by a 1st seed, and getting a shit 18-22 draft pick is better than finishing in the bottom and getting a comfy top 5 draft pick to improve the future
kek
KEK
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Evens I run by the river
Odds I run along the trail
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>>75058707
Sorry we can bitch all we want because life is still suffering
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>>75058730
Reminder that Martin Brodeur slept with his wifes sister and ruined multiple marriages. Also he is a fat fuck.
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Fuck off Kevin and Daniel
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>>75058758
>anons body will be found in the river, and not on the trail
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>>75058730
>did anybody else see that Brodeur ad? not sure how to feel about it. Wasn't that bad.
the insurance ad?
happy brodeur went with hockey and not acting tee baay H
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>>75058709
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>>75058772
hes a good netsman though
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>>75058730
Caps won the President's Trophy last year, Rangers year before
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>>75058730
Rangers main problem is 2/3 of their D can't make a breakout pass to save their lives. if the other team can defend well they get stuck in their own zone
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Evens I drink powerade
Odds I drink gatorade
Dubs I drink bonaqua
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>>75058794
I honestly hate Marchand but he's good as shit
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>>75057822
I want this to happen so bad
If leafs make the playoffs this year they will literal not shut the fuck up about it
Bad enough they fluked after only playing 48 games in 2013
But the Boston collapse was probably the best most funniest thing to happen in hockey for a while
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>>75055831
Luke Gazdic
That's the best hockey name ever
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>>75058827
it's a shame isn't it
i'd root for the broons if it wasn't for him
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Are the Pens fucked?
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>>75058918
yep. don't have the D to go deep without letang
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>>75058772
>Martin Brodeur slept with his wifes sister and ruined multiple marriages
what a stud
who wouldn't if they could?
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St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
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>>75059011
those of us who live in countries with respect for morality and the law, grease
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>>75059066
>the law
>it's illegal to have multiple partners in the usa
>the backwards ass hellhole of the usa
no wonder your women have become
CANADIAN
CONCUBINES
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DAT OPEN ICE HIT BY ORLOV
Love how he plays
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>>75059096
>it's illegal to have multiple partners in the usa
Who said that? Why are you so fucking stupid and terrible at banter?
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refpuck in the rangers game
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>>75059175
greece is tied for sweden in being dogshit terrible at banter desu
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Vtalii abramov is going to be the next Sergei fedorov or the next ovechkin
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>>75059154
that was like a car hitting a deer on the road. pretty sure Smith has never lead a rush before
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>>75059175
>he can't even read or acknowledge his own post
embarassing
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>>75059096
Don't you have debts to pay?
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>>75059326
Is this gay shit an automatic goal or just a delay of game?
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>>75059381
>automatic goal
>without a shot being taken
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Hey guys I have a hockey related question that's been perplexing me for quite some time and I had a good friend show me to this internet forum to ask it.
Anyways, I have been having a lot of people telling me that this "Henrik Lundqvist" fellow is known as "King Henrik." Most of those people are fans of the New York Rangers. I've checked the history of the NHL over and over again, yet I cannot find a year when this man (Henrik Lundqvist) has won the Stanley Cup. So my question is. How can this man be a King without a ring?
Thank you for reading this. Any insight?
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>>75055765
I fucking hate the pens but I think they probably will repeat unfortunately
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>>75059446
That's why we need to come together and give the jackets our power MEMES WILL WIN
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>>75059480
CeeBeeJay is gonna get swept in 6 in the first round regardless of who they play
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>>75059441
you must have been mistaken
nobody ever said that
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>>75059545
>>75059545
>>75059545
Rangers/Caps for fucks sake
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Just wanna remind you guys that the rangers are holding the caps scoreless while playing 0 (LITERALLY ZERO) starting line players.
Who the FUCK is going to stop us this postseason?
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>>75059441
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>>75059601
lundpads is a clutch choke artists, dude will fuck it up when the chips are down
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is okposo kill?
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tim murray poisoned okposo, sabres just want a better draft pick
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>75059659
Okposo just needs to trust the process on this one
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literally every single person in this thread, except for me, is from akron and needs to LEAVE
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>>75059601
>scoreless
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>>75059686
Did Akron fuck your mom or something?
You keep posting this
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>>75059641
This should be a clean hit. Goalies out side the crease should be fair game.
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>>75059326
Shoukd be a penalty shot tbqhwyfam
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>>75059446
Teams don't repeat anymore
Not even the Hawks could do it
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>>75059779
Plus a 2 min delay of game of the penalty shot is no good
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The >rags strategy of flipping pucks to the redline for breakaways and waiting for turnovers for breakaways doesn't work very well in playoffs, I don't even think the >rags ever forecheck
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>>75059779
Maybe the refs should have done their fucking job and whistled down the play when he was injured and didn't have his stick
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>>75059801
The pens just always seem to "get hot" at exactly the right time and put up 6 goals a game with ease.
It literally fucking sickens me.
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>>75059686
>>75059747
I think this is a joke on the Ohio/Akron/bjs hater
Who is obviously a false flagging pongs fan
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>>75059874
Did his team get the puck? Last i check unless its serious like a concussion or broken bone they dont stop play till the hurt team takes it.
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Imagine if you would an ECF between the >rags and caps? Who could choke the least?
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>>75059980
the prophecy is true
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>>75059980
Why does eat like a bulldog with peanut butter stuck in his mouth?
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>>75059980
I like to imagine that the gif loops perfectly and that anytime Pulju gets back in the frame, he's holding a new slice.
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>>75059941
the craps would actually make the finals kek
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Hockey was a mistake
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>>75060069
What did it originally say? Benn and Seguin?
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Caps should be demolishing this >rags lineup desu
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>rags
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Flomes fans are inbred trash . Just like their team
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Not concerned. Zucc would be lighting that shit up.
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>>75060448
shut the up beaner go mow my lawn then lift weights in a parking lot
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>>75060448
reminder that fowler was absolutely asking for it
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I think we're gonna need more
>rags
in this thread
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>doc cant tell Alzner from Shattenkirk
>22 and 27
>righty and lefty
>One only pks and one only pps
Replace this retard with Joe B when?
>>
that's what a "distinct kicking motion" looks like
>>
Rangers are good
I'm sick of all this >rags shit it's not even funny anymore
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>>75060474
>>75060489
Case and ponit
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>>75060489
>>75060474
YOU CANT WIN HERE
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>>75060603
false flag.
but have a >rags anyway, there's never a bad time
>>
>>75060603
>rags
>>
>>75060489
Implying Giordano isnt absolute sub human trash and shouldnt be expelled from the nhl forever.
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>>75060603
is this 36chambers from beyond the grave?
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>>75060625
That was freaking great just like how they couldnt win a single fight either.
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>>75060645
>beaner hockey knowledge
paco, por favor. fowler was just be reckless. dude was never developed probably by the ducks to look out for himself, and look what happens. still can't even play one full season.
>>
>Hate the Habs with a passion
>Have nothing against the Rangers, but enjoy the >rags posting
What do?
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>>75060603
>losing to the crapitals
>good
>rags
>>
>>75060694
Just keep proving
>>75060448
Right ya dumb leaf. This is the 4th time hes pulled this shit. Time to put him down and make an example
>>
>>75060681
>has some tripfag's post from four years ago actually saved on his computer
re-evaluate your life
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63 points
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>>75060733
>implying fowler can play full seasons
WEW
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>>75060747
so it is then
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>>75060749
And it's all for nothing LELMAO
>>
>>75060763
He could if it werent for a sand nigger who should be shot
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>>75060772
WCF appearance at minimum
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>goal digger scoring
>rags
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>>75060793
Implying they dont lose in round 2 maximum.
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>>75060793
literally zero chance they get past the hawks
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>>75060843
Hawks wont make it past the preds.
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>>75060712
pray the canadiens' plane goes down. that's the only way ny wins the series
>>
is okposo kill?
>>
>>75060865
This.
>>75060843
>>75060821
Not this.
>>
>>75060843
nashville is going to sweep chicago in 6
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>>75061012
Yfw rhe preds sweep in 4
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>>75061012
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a shining red light mocks the rags futility
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>>75060999
Trips confirm
Hawks lose to preds, wild make it to WCF
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>>75061047
Don't worry, they'll choke again.
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Caps 2nd consecutive President's Trophy
Surely nothing can go wrong!
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>rags without 5 of their best players and Holden
>Only two goals
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>>75061111
Didn't you hear it's their year this year
>>
>>75060681
GiVE YOUR BALLS A TUG YOU TITFUCKER
>>
>>75061111
Quads confirm everything going wrong.
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>5 Canadian teams in the playoffs this year
Nice. Now, death to the Snes/Hasb/Laffs/Flimflams.
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>>75061181
Don't jinx >us please. I know how good the Sens are at fucking up.
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>>75061181
Agreed, death to flames
>>
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>>75061255
>Oilers
Digits confirm.
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>>75061255
>>75061300
Ok now I'm starting to worry. There's no way the >soilers can win the Stan Lee, r-right?
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>>75061357
>>75061357
Leave the oilels to me
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It's confirmed jackets playing the penguins in the first round
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>>75061455
better than in the 2nd round desu (from a cbj persepective i presume)
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You may only reply to my post if your favorite team has won four (4) Stanley Cup Championships in a row.
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lol Pierre btfu
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>>75061500
>four
>ONLY four
You ain't shit.
>>
>>75061551
>pre-expansion
lmao get the fuck out of here baby-dick
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>flames
more like LAMES
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>>75061255
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>>75061111
It would be a shame if something were to happen..
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>>75061566
>Moving the goalpost
They still got 4 in a row post-expansion.
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>>75061551
>The majority of his team's Cup wins came in the dinosaur age.
Let's talk about Cup wins when there were more than 6 teams in the league.
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>>75061455
No Malkin, no LeTang, no repeat. Caps fan here, always got Jackets tickets because I have a friend from Ohio and tickets were cheap because of their tragic game play. This year is different, you'll be fine. See you in in the second round.
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>>75061111
They will win the Stanley Cup, just like they did last season.
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>>75061255
>>
Canadien Beef
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>>75061605
Habs only got four in a row post expansion too so you have no grounds to belittle Islels you fucking faggot.
>>
>>75061232
The Sens better win one of their next two, because game 82 is looming.
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>>75061616
Last I checked 10 is more than 4.
>>
>yfw both the >snes and >laffs miss the playoffs
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>tfw first winners of the Trump trophy
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>>75061712
Fair enough, moose fucker.
Most teams cannot compete with either of our teams, though.
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>>75061741
as much as i'd want them out, toronto won't be missing them
ottawa on the other hand...
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>>75061741
>>
Anyone else noticed that when Laine got moved off Scheifele's line he stopped scoring goals? Starts to fire off those neurons, doesn't it?
>>
>>75061633
Thanks bro
>>
>>75061872
He was able to score last night with an assist from Mark fucking Stuart, that makes him essentially elite
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flomes fans are trash like their captain
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>>75061998
>being this mad about fowler fowling himself
>>
*PSSSSHHH*
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>>75062122
Ahhhh. refreshing
>>
>>75062122
CETTE PREMIERE GORGEE DU JOUR
>>
>>75062122
Der erste Schluck des Tages
>>
RIP
JOE LOUIS ARENA
>>
That last sip of the day
>>
>>75062293
thank god that shithole is gone, ugliest arena in the league for a while now
>>
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>quebecor suddenly has liquidated $600 million USD the day after the pooicanes have been eliminate from the playoffs
BIENVENUE AU QUEBEC
>>
>>75062300
The Rex was still around last year
>>
>>75061601
I appreciate this
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>Tfw the >RAGS of hockey and baseball blew it big time tonight
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH >RAGS
>>
>>75062417
Joe was way shittier don't kid yourself
>>
Rotating between two Ahl streams, one of the feeds doesn't have replay and the other doesn't have a scoreboard, both complete fuckshows
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>>75062732
good blog post
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>>75062362
if the hurricans are relocated, will the re-chisel the stan lee cup to give the win to the nordiques?
>>
>>75062775
No dont be stupid, they never rechiseled Hartford's win for Carolina.
>>
>the three-time WHA champion Arizona Coyotes
>>
>>75062802
>Hartford's win
>>75062775
The answer is no. They didn't re-chisel the original >snes' name into the St. Louis Eagles.
>>
>>75055831
Bryon Dafoe and Olie Kolzig
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>>75063034
>replying to a 7 hour old post
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>>75063056
i just woke up and i dont care about quebec
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>>75059446
This except I fucking love the pens
>>
it is >rags posting time
>>
>>75063289
>rags
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>>75063289
>rags
>>
Check out these rags doubles
>rags
>rags
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>>75063289
>>
>>75063399
Noyce Gretzky dubs
Too bad he couldn't help the
>rags
either
>>
What happened to okposo
>>
>Jest play like shit all season
>Get elminated
>Start winning
every fucking season
>>
>>75063451
Brain aneurysm, his mind is basically mush now and he'll never play in the chel ever again.
>>
>>75063472
Wow what a pussy
>>
>pongs
>no letang
>maatta hasn't played a game in 8 weeks, recovering from a broken wrist
>Daley has a fucked up knee, also hasn't a played a game in 8 weeks
Penguins D is going to get EXPOSED against a real team and there's still people in here that think they can repeat lololol
>>
>>75063461
they'll called comrie up for tomorrow
he'll probably get a shutout and chevy will be convinced he's their guy and not sign a starter this summer and goaltending will be dogshit again next season
>>
>>75063451
He's half nigger so he had an allergic reaction to the ice
>>
>>75063483
Thugsby will even it out by breaking more hands with some slashes
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>>75063591
penguins would be smart to keep him out of the olympics...he's got past concussion problems and runs around like nobody can't just elbow his head into the boards...Sestito won't be there to protect him
>>
>>75063591
Friggin Crysby, is there a Methot to his madness?
>>
>>75063483
Cole - Schultz
Hainsey - Dumoulin
Streit - Rudwhedl
Rest in peace repeat
>>
>>75063611
>>>/out/
>>>/reddit/
>>
Why cant the floms into hokkei in Anaheim?
>>
daily reminder the laffs wont make the playoffs
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>>75063938
only need 1 point
>>
>>75063975
and they'll choke their last 3 games
>>
>>75063982
Even if they do, Tampa/Islanders wont win out
>>
>>75063982
Isles will easily win all 3 games left in the season. They're playing the devils, canes and sens
Tampa's only tough game is against the canadiens, so they could too
>>
>>75064005
meant for >>75063993
>>
>>75064005
toronto will beat tampa tonight and boston will beat ottawa, if anything ottawa will choke
>>
>>75056451
NHL is crap
>>
>>75064016
Boston won't be playing urgency since they clinched already
>>
>>75064047
why wouldn't they? They and Ottawa both have 94 points and the Leafs have 93, I don't think the Bruins or either team as a matter of fact want to play the capitals in the first round.
>>
>>75055706
the last of the playoffs picture in the east. boston is in on reg. wins, and that's it
TH
boston/sens. potential first round preview. if boston wins in reg. they likely have home ice against whomever gets 3rd in Atlantic. sens need 1 point for guaranteed playoff position. battle for home ice
blots/laffs tampa has to win all their games, preferably in regulation. toronto has to win to protect from isles as well. if toronto wins out they can play the bruins, possibly at home instead of being ovi feed
isles/canes if the islanders can't win, they are out.
F
tampa/habs tampa has to win in regulation.
S
rags/snes sens may still need 1 point, or to keep fighting for the cushy bruins/sens safety bowl. their is danger that lafs can push the bruins or sens to the bottom of the east
brns/caps speaking of the nightmare, bruins have to avoid it by getting points against their opponent if they dare lose to the teams from ontario
isles/devils isles are gifted an easy team again, making their stealth move on everyone a possibility w/ the bruins protected by their regulation wins.
lafs/quins leafs needs to win out to avoid the caps, if they manage 2 points over this stretch, & the bruins & sens getting 1 point. the isles and blightning are done
Su
blots/canes if blots can't win, they are done
jackoffs/lorfs leafs need wins to move out of the bottom.
so who do you cheer for? the canes to shit on the bolts and the isles is fun.
lafs getting the hose with tampa being the easiest team they face(if they get #2 in the atl they deserve it) but most likely they are going to DC in 2 weeks.
home ice barely matters as all these teams will never get it again. even the rags will get home ice against #2 in the Atl.
so hope that bruins/senators is a dirty as shit game, hope the sens and bruins carry that hate to the caps and rangers encase we get spice in rounds 2-3.
pray the leafs flop early or pray the leafs struggle to die anyway? its all good fun
>>
>>75062084
>4th time Giordano has kneed someone on the ducks alonlet alone other teams
Hes a nigger
>>
>>75063975
>>75063982
>>75063993
>>75064005
you need 2 points>>75064062
reg wins matter.
>>
Good morning /hoc/
Fuck the Penguins
>>
>>75064186
Morning Slovakia
>>
Stanley Cup contenders
>dream tier
Caps
Sharks
>great tier
Blowjobs
Mild
>acceptable tier
Habs
Broons
Ducks
Oilels
>lol tier
Sens
>rags
laffs
Blews
Flumes
Preds
>fuck you tier
Hawks
Penguins
>>
>>75059641
lmao
>nobody goes to defend their goalie
>>
>>75055831
Berezin
>>
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puljuu <3
>>
RIP /hoc/ you were a good friend.
>>
>>75064595
/hoc/ has been dead forever man
>>
>>75064595
pls don't leave us
>>
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>>75064594
/HOC/ IS ALIVE!
>>
>>75064599
For you
>>75064600
Not leaving. But since there were no posts in over an hour I asumed it was dead
>>
There's nothing worse than the last two weeks of the season
>>
>>75064611
no u
>>
>>75064612
>he doesn't know about summer /hoc/
>>75064618
u1st
>>
>>75064628
>he doesn't like bean memes
>>
>>75064612
>>75064628
>mad at memes
>>
>>75064643
<3 i luv u
>>
>>75064640
You're right, I don't. But that's alright. I won't be here during the sommer, so bean away my friend
>>75064643
>mad at me
>>
The leafs will win Stan Lees goblet.
Cap it and ill eat my own shit on cam if they dont
>>
>>75064655
They will in 2020 Canadabro
>>
>>75060681
>>75060747
36 Chambers was a good dude
>>
>>75063472
how do you know it's an aneurysm?
>>
>>75064643
tfw Bustrik Lame will never ever win the calder
>>
>>75064753
>Poostreak Lime
>>
>>75064694
that would be the jest my friend
>>
>>75055831
Leon Draisaitl
Jason Garrison
>>
>>75064694
They will win this year Dane. I feel it. The Metro is done
>>
>>75064771
>Patshit Laingay
>>
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STOP SHITTING ON LAINE
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>>75065242
*dabs towards the calder*
>>
>>75065252
Nice beard
>>
>>75065252
What is that hairline called?
>>
>>75065289
The empty netter
>>
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>>75061255
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Tonight, these handsome men will clinch their playoff spot against the Tampon Bays
It's going to be beautiful
>>
>ded thread
>>
>>75065505
>9am relevant time
all the NEETs are asleep
>>
>>75065512
That's the fact that makes it relevant
>>
>>75065327
>>75064348
I hope the jackets actually beat the penguins I'm scared
>>
>>75065565
They wont.
>>
>>75065565
Pongs have a weak blueline, exposing them is the only way the Jackets can win
>>
>>75065289
Finnish heritage disease
>>
>>75065312
lol
thank you for this post, friend. i really enjoyed it.
>>
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>>75061255
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*PSSSHHHHT*
*SSSSIPPPPP*
AHHH
THAT FIRST SIP OF THE DAY
>>
>>75065744
Oh look dasani
>>
Does home ice even really mean jack shit in hockey?
>>
you're team a shit
>>
>>75065707
They had a weak blue line last year too. The poo jackets are just bob. Peppering him with shots like they did Holtby last year is all they gotta do
>>
>>75065783
>jackets are just bob
What? The jackets blue line is crazy good
>>
>>75065712
Thanks. I'm glad you liked it my friend
>>
>>75065744
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
>>
>>75065768
yep, you get to announce starting lineup last, change line last during stoppages and stick down last during drops
>>
>>75065783
Savard alone is a more complete blueliner than any healthy pongs defender.
>>
>>75065821
>bob faces on average 29.5 shots
>murray faces on average 28.9 shots
Cant be that good of defence
>>
>>75065871
Nice bait, the jackets defense has been top 5 all year
>>
>>75065896
>Bob has been top 5 all year
Ftfy
>>
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Who's your pick?
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>mcdavid, eichel and laine have all scored own goals
>matthews has not
Is he a confirmed bust?
>>
>>75065915
The Otter
>>
>>75065920
The fact that he's sheltered by two other centres leads me to believe he's not as good as I once previously thought.
>>
>>75065915
Bob > Holtby > Price > Talbot > Dub
>>
>>75065915
Further proof Jones is underrated
>>
>>75065934
Bob > Talbot > Holtby > Price > Dubnyk
>>
>>75065915
Holtby > Bob > Talbot > Price > Dubnyk
>>
>>75065920
>none of them have spent time in the AHL
>pulju has
pulju confirmed only non-bust of them all
>>
>>75065915
rask
>>
>>75065979
this desu
all four of them are just glittery boys on show carried by their teams to show their prowess
bulju is a man for works hard for his dreams and has to endure letdowns
>>
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Reminder that by the time Pulju makes the full time Oilers, the CBA will be expired and the NHL will be disbanded.
>>
>>75065915
bob
>>
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What did NHL mean by this?
>>
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>>75066010
>>
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>>75066023
>>
>>75065915
saros
>>
>>75066010
I first thought he had make finland great again hat FUCK YOU
>>
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>>75066041
>>
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>>75066049
>Again
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>>75066022
Islels and Tampon Gay can still reach 94 points and ROW are the tie breaker
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>>75059326
HULK SMASH
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>>75065915
What the fuck is Talbot doing there lol
Bob should get it
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>>75066081
this is the first season the coilers have more wins than losses in 10 years
one would think their goaler would have something to do with that
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>>75066076
We wuz kangz
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>>75066099
how does this map compare to the borders of the hyper KoreanxFinnish war?
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>>75066092
I think it has more to do with 100 point/season nextwan Connor McLindros
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>>75066092
Talbot is completely mediocre in every single way
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FUCK Finland
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When will Trump put a stop to Finland?
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>>75066135
>>75066137
Bad posts
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>>75066118
>over 70 starts this year
>top 7 in sv% and gaa
>tying and beating franchise records held by a hall of fame and vezina goaltender
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>>75065896
Literally Werenski is the best d man. The rest are shit, including Seth "I've got to turn over in my own zone" Jones.
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>>75065848
Pongs were skating circles around the blowjobs defenders last game
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>>75066162
>top 7
no he's not
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can a player apply to have a full face mask in NHL if he wants to even if he hasnt had an injury in the past?
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>>75066181
yes he is
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>>75066192
>2.40 and .919 in the top 7
no, he's really not, these are mediocre if not awful in this day and age
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>>75066206
cool fake stats
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>>75066206
>if you dont have .930 sv% or higher you're shit
i hate this meme
talbot also has 7 more gp than any other goaler
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>>75066186
Dont think you need to apply. Visors alone are mandatory now
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>>75066234
Mathematically if Bob played the 8 more games he needed to be tied with Talbot he would still be way ahead in sv%
Talbot and Holtgay are the worst goalies in that list, they don't belong. Even John Gibson is a more worthy candidate
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>>75066266
Whys Holtby bad?
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>>75066278
He's not bad, but he plays on a ridiculously stacked team, I know this isn't really sufficient reason to remove him from consideration I just think there's more worthy candidates than someone who plays in front of a regular season hockey version of the harlem globetrotters
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>>75066295
Then you should also consider Schneider who is incredible despite having a shit tier team
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>>75066266
>projection memes
fucking awful
without QoC factors it dont mean shit
>>75066295
>goalies cant be considered good on good teams
your opinions are absolute shit
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>>75066162
>Top 7
>Worthy of the Vezina
Its literally Bob or Holtby
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Laughing SO HARD at teams who don't have 100+points
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>>75066309
It's literally impossible for him to sink down to 2.40 and .919 in 8 games you dumb fag, those aren't vezina stats and no one considers 8 more games trophy worthy
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>>75066313
They're just saving up for later
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>>75066186
>>75066262
I don't think they're allowed unless you have facial injury
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>>75066327
except im not making a case for talbot to be a vezina candidate
im trying to wrap my head around the fact that you call a goaler with 40 wins "mediocre if not awful"
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>>75066137
You're too late Trump.. too late
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>>75066352
I was a bit harsh with the "if not awful" part, he's good enough to be a starter and very reliable which is a lot more than most teams have as far as goalies go.
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>>75066371
thank you
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>>75066295
Without Holtby I doubt they are even a top 5 team. He plays behind pretty average defence. Im a Pongs fan and Niskanin and Orpik are liabilities and Shattenkirk is probably the most overated Dman in the league.
Saying hes not a top goalie becsuse of his team is like saying Crosby isnt a top player because he has Malkin
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>team A has more points than team B
>team B gets home ice advantage
>team A has more points than team B
>team B clinches a playoff spot before team A
nice league you got there
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>tfw /hoc/ is your dinner company
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>>75066394
>team A has more points than team B
>team B clinches a playoff spot before team A
what did he mean by this?
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>>75066077
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>>75066419
Whatya having Sven?
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>>75066442
An apple cider, terragon and chicken stew with rice. It's really nice
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>>75066380
Niskanen is anything but a liability. Hes the Caps best all around defenseman. What they lack in an elite #1 dman, they make up for by the fact that every single one of their 7 most used guys would be on the second, if not first pairing of every team. Orpik is steady as anyone else but flips a switch in the playoffs to push his own guys into his goalie and who cares if Shat is overrated? Hes playing third pairing minutes with Orpik as a pp specialist.
Caps would still be a top 5 team without Holtby because Grubauer is starter material. Plenty of other young backups behind good goalies have like him have been moved to teams and become starters.
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>>75066462
tarragon*
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>>75066462
>apple cider
Atleast tell me it's dry
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>>75066462
>Dragonkyckling
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>>75066467
Niskanin would not be a top 2 Dman on many other teams.
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>>75066475
My bad. Got the terminology mixed up in my head.
I usedan (cloudy) freshly squeezed apple juice
>>75066481
>arg på bra mat
Dragon och kyckling är en grym kombination
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>>75066499
Sure he would. Youre basing your opinion of him from his time with the pongs. Hes a great 2 way dman, amazing pker and can run the point on a pp better than Carlson but worse than Shattenkirk. He would be a top dman on some bad teams and a second pairing or complimentary to a top dman on good teams.
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>>75066467
>Ovie is Regressing
>Defence is middle of the pack at best
Theyre a deep team on offence but if you were to trade Holtby for say MAF/Murray combo, I cant see them being anything but Wildcard and Pittsburgh being a dynasty.
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Milk > Water
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>>75066540
are you homo's sexual
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>>75066537
Youre basing your claim on being on a team you refered to as the "harlem globetrotters of hockey"
Nisk was average on both Dallas and Pittsburgh. Teams with shit goaltending. May be a coincidence but It seems like Holtby and the overpowered Caps offence make him look good.
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>3 games left
This season went too fast.
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>>75066539
>Number 2 in goals for per game
>Number 1 in goals against per game
It takes more than a middle of the pack d core and an elite goalie to to do that. Its a product of good coaching and good dmen top to bottom. Alzner has been their worst dman this year and some retarded GM is going to throw 6+ million at him this summer. I know you have an irrational hate for a team thats won fuck all but youre wrong and now moving the goalposts. The Caps dcore is one of the deepest but missing a number one like your glass man, Weber, Doughty etc.
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>>75066627
This season was boring anyway
Actually NHL has always been boring
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>>75066629
>number 1 in goals against
Because they have holtby.... are you going to try to tell me the year Price won the vezina that Montreal had good D? They were near the top of the league.
Yes their D is alright. But nowhere near as good as Holtby makes them look. Hes the best goalie in the league.
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>>75066581
That wasnt me faggot. Theyre anything but that. Backstrom is a top center, Ovi is settling in to a 30-40 veteran scorer, Oshie is having a career year in his last big contract year he will likely never replicate playing with those two, Kuznetsov is literally Semin 2: center edition, mojo is an inconsistent middle line winger, Williams has been downright awful this year, the third line is admittedly one of the better ones.
I think the Caps success this year is built on stellar coaching and again, having a bunch of #2-#3 dmen, an elite goalie with the best goalie coach in the league.
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>>75066339
Have fun being bounced in round 1. Even if they somehow get past the oilels they get rekt in round 2 by the ducks.
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>>75066713
>>75066713
>>75066713
ny/uutiset/new
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>>75066674
Hes a top 5 goalie made to look better by a great D core and a goalie coach that made some people rate Rinne as highly as Price.
I think Price and Bob are both better than Holtby and Bob should win the Vezina this year. Caps would be where the Rangers are if Grubauer was the starter this year: outside of the top three in the strongest division.
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>>75066687
Will second most of this. Except the d is more like #3-#4. Besides shitnsquirt that is.
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>>75065915
Talbot is top 10 in GAA and sv% but he's very important to the team. He's started all but 3 or 4 games and is about to break a franchise record for wins
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