/heem/: rumble edition

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>>75048102
>orangutan - Johnson
>little black guy - Cormier
>water - octagon

anyone hope cody memes on tj?

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can anyone stop this man ?

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>>75048214
The Chris.

you can only reply to this post if you killed your boy in a game of CSS or CSGO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHThK_x_Bk

>can you try to kick musasi in the head


lol don't do it chris!

>>75048227
I never played any CS, I got over 2,3k hours in TF2 tho

>>75048214
>le natty "dutch" gamer boi
how contrived. sad!

>>75048169
cody beating TJ, DJ, then Goobs (in that order)

>>75048269
>implying Goobs won't retire after beating Floyd

>fight Jon Jones
>not walking out to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G9mNBUymP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G9mNBUymP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G9mNBUymP8

Just had my first session rolling today. Found that i was pretty decent for a first timer. Seems all my autistic heem posting has paid off.

How do i go about improving? Should i focus on strength,cardio, flexibility or is it all just technique?

>>75048401
Good idea, bad execution bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6xexu_wJY

>>75048415
yeah i thought about that but it needs the sirens at the start imo

sirens + transition into bad boys would work very well

>>75048413
Start training your flexibility so you can do some meme 10th planet Jiu Jitsu

>>75048413
i guess cardio is a good place to start, i gassed badly in my first session last week and basically was a grappling dummy

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>>75048448
>>75048413
If you train hard enough your cardio will improve. Just worry about the technique so you don't develop bad habits

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>listening to the MMA hour
>Ariel says if you want to see the best fighting the best in one organisation you're a selfish fan and the most important thing is the fighters making money
>Says the reason wmma fighters get paid less is because there's less wmma promotions

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>tfw i could honest to god heem every here

>>75048539
>an anime memelord
>heeming anyone

lmaobud

You're just an average bloke, /heem/

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>>75048704

>>75048401
HOLLA

IF
YA
HEAR
ME

>>75048413
Why would someone learn BJJ if they weren't planning on being a pro fighter?

If you're just cross training fair enough but if you're one of these goofs who only know BJJ for self defend you're gonna be in for a rude awakening one day.

A trip to soccer kick city

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OUR BOY IS BACK

>>75048743
oh wow super hyped dude cant wait

>>75048739
for fun and to stay/get in shape

>>75048739
>Why would someone learn BJJ if they weren't planning on being a pro fighter?
>why would anyone ever bother doing anything productive

lol this neet loser faggot.

>>75048739
>if you're one of these goofs who only know BJJ for self defend you're gonna be in for a rude awakening one day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJX9QnrZtfc

>>75048739
>le hand to hand combat self defense maymay

more like a trip to 15 rounds of hot metal in your lungs

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>I ordered some furniture from thailand, I was waiting for it to be delivered

>>75048757
>even against a hammered drunk barely-standing casual ryan hall still wrestlefucks
like poetry

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>>75048739
Are you that wrasslin faggot from last thread who got so utterly BTFO by jitz anon's that you resulted to pretending you were trolling the whole time

>>75048809
That doesn't make sense. Ryan hall waits for you to hop in guard

>>75048785
Dexter really brought the karate aspect back into Jujitsu

>>75048811
>Brit
>Wrestling

What do you think?

daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>75048844
>brit
>doing anything

I wanted to give you benefit of the doubt

>>75048743
oh wow super hyped dude cant wait

>>75048415
> sheriff Brown

lol, perfect. Since it was officer Brown who was in the video with Jones being pulled over for drag racing.

>>75048743
Russian muslims with unibrows and chinstrap beards are becoming worse than white dudes with tats and mohawks at this point.

It's kind of sucky that Weidman vs Moose is a three round fight.

>>75048926
It really is. Hopefully DC doesn't make weight

>>75048939
I think Weidman would be way more likely to win in a five round fight, too.

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>>75048945
Most likely but these 2 main events as exciting as they are to me, have the potential to be fucking stinkers. I'll wait to be disappointed if the fight is a fucking war that was stopped short by 3 rounds. If It's just chris leaning against moose and a couple of range jabs then I'll thank based Dana for only allowing 15 minutes

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/5/15187816/morning-report-daniel-cormier-is-tired-of-jon-jones-getting-a-pass-you-cheated-i-know-what-you-did

Based DC. People forget that Jones popped for the exact shit that Brock popped for but are so willing to buy Jones' dick pill excuse while throwing Brock under the bus.

Jones is a drug cheat and he is a fight cheat. It's not enough that he pokes guys in the eyes and kicks their knees back to win but he had to use steroids too.

He's a complete piece of shit. Psychopath tier.

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>>75048939
Cause Cormier is more likely to miss weight.

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>>75048960
DC and TJ get way too much shit by casual fairweather fan champ nut huggers, man

>>75048955
You're right on point with that mindset, I think. They have potential to be pretty bad. That's one thing about the way that they do the matchups that can be bad, in my opinion, is that the whole concept of losing three in a row being this terrible thing.

At a lower level, yeah guys might get more desperate and you might get a few bangers as a result. But all of that changes at the elite level when "ensuring a win" means a lot more than just gutting it out. Guys playing it ultra safe can ruin cards and if Moose loses he'll never get a title shot and obviously Chris doesn't want to drop three straight. So that one definitely has potential to be boring.

I liked DC vs Rumble the first time around, though. I think that one is more likely to be exciting.

>>75048960
ya im definitely upset with that and not the whole crashing into a pregnant woman, don't even check on her, grabbing his pipe and running away thing

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Germany I doubt you're around but I watched the chick kickboxing fight you mentioned.
Wasn't great, but nice SHEEM which I reckoned I might as well webm

>>75048960
>Psychopath tier.
I'm not a big Jones fan but I'm sick of this meme.

>>75048982
he grabbed his cash, he left his pipe

the old "left the pipe on the coffee table and mom found it" rookie mistake

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>>75048983
And this is why you don't send your fighter out as he's sleepy

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>>75048981
That's the whole argument of should you show each rounds scoring at the end of it to cause more action or would it just cause the person up by two rounds to be a cunt and coast it out.

me myself I think fans would kind of sort that out by booing and then not watching the fighter after he outs himself as scum but that's probably just wishful thinking

>I liked DC vs Rumble the first time around, though

That was my first public PPV at Buffalo wild wings. for some reason everyone in there was a titor and rumble babby. I've never been more smug than that night.

>>75048986
Well what do you call it when people does all the shit Jones has done and still sees himself as a victim?

He's not sorry about what he did, he's sorry he got punished. He'll still continue to fuck up exactly because he thinks he's above the law as a psychopath would.

>>75049001
I think it's a bad idea to show scores. Guys would definitely try to coast out a win, especially if their back was against the wall and they couldn't afford to lose again.

>I've never been more smug than that night.
lol people just don't seem to like DC man, I don't know why. I think it's hilarious and I think he's going to win again.

>>75049006
I don't think you know fuck all about how Jon Jones really feels

>>75048743
more blacksplosive brits!

I don't even know why people are discussing this DC vs Rumble rematch. It's going to end exactly like the first one.

Rumble has no skills or cardio and DC is highly technical and has massive amounts of cardio for a big guy. It's the biggest mismatch out of all the top guys. The only way Rumble wins is by a haymaker in the first exchange other than that expect him to give up by the end of the second/early third like last time.

>>75049049

DC is the betting underdog.

DC + Weidman yields +300 right now

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>getting out alpha'd by someone half your weight

just look at the posture and social tells

>>75049067
i hope youre at least charging him rent my man

>>75048413

literally all of them bro.
Cardio when rolling can only really be achieved through rolling, as running conditioning is so different.
Flexibility is absolutely essential, especially for triangles and shit

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>>75049061
>don't get paid until week after fights

>>75049083
this. Practice makes perfect and stretching is so fucking helpful and you'll see almost instant results from the labors of your intense stretches as opposed to the long journey of building up your cardio

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>>75049067
>TJ becoming some tatted up Tap-Out bro

>>75049067
is callen the top? unironic answer please

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>>75049092
It's the only way to beat NoDad. Cruz didn't become him so he was consumed by him

>>75049096
Jes

>>75049090
Don't be too flexible

Guys that are really flexible are easier to wrestle/bbj from my experience

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>tfw just found out I'm working a 12 hour night on Saturday

This is why it's faggotshit for the UFC to have these long stretches of nothingness.

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>>75049096
Callen unironically fucks kids, so yes he's a top. Did you ever wonder why we got so worked up by pizzagate? Give it a couple more Fight companions and The Brah will finally break that rat, on the spot execution by twister.

>>75049104
lolwut. Now I know you're a lying manlet

>bbj
I see flexible men are easier for you to give Brazilian blow jobs to

>>75049092
This desu. He was so white and Christian and pure. He's ruined himself.

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>>75048853

>>75048221
*winks at u*

Name one elite fighter who started purely as an MMA fighter.

Having a base style is s MUST.

>>75049125
Rory MacDonald

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>>75049125
Rory Macdonald is all that comes to mind

>>75048739
Jiu Jitsu is fun and challenging. Hand to hand combat is awful for self defence and should only be practiced recreationally.

>>75049128
>>75049127
Rormac mind

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>>75048853
>he wasn't originally redpilled by Deus Ex
https://youtu.be/C8kZ3HfeqtA

>>75049125
maybe some of the younger ones cos
combing martial arts isn't that old tbqh

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>>75049125
Jon

>>75049127
>>75049128
Got his ass kicked all the way to Lellator once he reached the highest level.

Funny considering for years Rogan was talking about how we're coming into the era where all the fighters are gonna be pure MMA babies

>>75049125
Jon Jones.

>>75049141
Oh, you're shitposting. Thank you based brits for ruining morning heem

>>75049125
RoMac_Gorilla

>>75049137
I hate this meme. Cross training has happened for decades. Even all the old guys at my judo club say they did boxing/wrestling/karate/muy Thai at one point.

MMA = a specific rule set to fight in the UFC
>>75049140
Jones was a decorated Greco-Roman wrestler

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>>75049164
>old guys at my judo club

>>75049164
Man, you're just being a contrarian for the sake of it. You're just replying to everything going NUH UH ACTUALLY

>>75049110
Kys schizo

You want to start shit with me to shitpost on heem again like a lunatic

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In honor of my Lord and Saviour Succ, I present the best 40 seconds of media the UFC has ever produced
https://youtu.be/urwJGvbqAGw?t=106

>I'm fine Jon

>>75049183
It took you 20 minutes to think that up?

>>75049164
Okay chief well if you're gonna be that picky about it then you're not gonna find any answers since the very concept of "MMA training" hasn't existed long enough for there to be an elite fighter.

Ask again in 5 years when the new generation has taken over

>>75049186
I don't know how fighters don't just get up and start swinging at times like this.

>>75049204
Because Fighters aren't dummies and know that

A. It's gonna get broken up in 2 seconds so why not just wait since you're gonna fight anyway
B. Athletic commissions are fucking faggots and will charge you absurd amounts

>>75049104
Aint you the flexible af breakdancing twink? That means everyone here ragdolls you?

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>>75049221
Don't be scared homie

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>>75049186
>I-I'll forever be your bitch Jon?
>Ya
>Hmm well we'll see, we'll see....but I like it Jon, I like it.

wew

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*blocks your path*

*starts backing away immediately as you approach*

>>75049286
look at this du

look at the top of his head

>wake up
>realize you're alive
>feel impotent rage
>realise you ate all of your cheetohs last night
>rage intensifies
>log onto heem.com
>reminded of Brendan's unarguable success in everything he does
>mix of jealousy and confused sexual attraction boils over
>mask confused and troubling feelings with h8
I almost feel sorry for them.

>>75049286
based woods

nobody will defeat him at 170

he will go down as the goat, dusting maia, gsp, lawler, conor and gall in a row. without being ironic.

>>75049286
Looks like Curtis blaydes if he lost weight

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>>75049067

Is Brownard Sniggos a good fighter?

>>75049308
Tyron has that dead stare about him, he has seen some shit.

is the amirkhani meme still going on or has he been forgotten?

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>>75049311
Nah

>>75049339
Too inactive. He would have been better off getting in a lot of exciting fights even f it meant a couple more losses. He was trying to build himself up slowly and that got btfo when he lost. All of his momentum is gone

>>75049186

I really wish there were more press conferences.

>>75049311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

>>75049301
Haha yeah man Brendan for sure got a big ol' pterodactyl dick on him, the Kid's got a piece on him as well. They'll for sure double dick down your 1-2 cutie pie dime piece girl like the turbo slut she is and you'll just watch, 100%. GADOOSH!!!!! You cheeto fingered keyboard warriors living in your mom's basement wouldn't understand, it's tough man. Oh I disagree, comedy is a beast bro, you can't succeed without having the proper work ethic for sure.

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>>75049370

I never get tired of watching it. I unironically had this on in the background while making dinner last night.

>>75049372
100% massive hogs. Always half to see a final member of the TFATK army in heem.

>>75049035
Alhassan isn't British though

>heem in 2017
>almost no mma discussion
>literally every thread has 50 posts about Schaub
Where did it go right?

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>>75049382
when he edits in those schaub reactions when he mentions those fighters he doesn't think he could beat

Who is your favorite journeyman in the UFC?

>>75049402
>ignores previous MMA discussion a little further up the thread

it fluctuates, homie

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>>75049403

>>75049276
This is my favorite heem reaction pic

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Is Moose gonna kill the post-usada Weedman?

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>>75049286
>>75049289

>>75049426
"no"

>>75049423
>Moose
>beating a relevant fighter

>>75049148
wrestler

>>75049148
casual

>>75049286
the ww GOAT

>>75049402
This so much. Listening to the BBBD with TJ right now coincidentally but fuck the TFATK shilling and the people who think its funny to spam parodies on schaubs name. Both is gay af and we need to get back to some MMA discussion shit.

>>75049474
shut up before i shut you up

>>75049486
You aint goin do shiiiiiiiiit you bitch nigga.

>>75049474
What is your maximum benchpress?

>>75049474
>need to get back to some MMA discussion


lmao

>unironically talking about half naked men trying to dominate one each other

Rootin' Tootin' Bas Rutten

>>75049426
>>75049428

Is Tyrone Skreb a good fighter?

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>>75049515

*pic

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>>75049521

>>75049286
I hope Dana punishes him and forces him to fight Maia, as a non-main event behind say Nunes v Shev or something.

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>>75049568
You realize Maia would get fucked since tyron's TDD isn't as awful as condit's right? only Jorge can save us from the Twood saga. It's too bad that Maia will probably beat him

Why does LHW have a large amount of negros in the top ranks?

>>75049582
No clue, honestly

>>75049578
WW is so weird. I agree with everything you're saying too, holding hope for Jorge to beat Maia but I doubt it. Maia is a cool guy but Jorge is too fun

>>75049582
Because of hundreds of years of Mandingo style breeding of black slaves. Thats why NFL, basketball and UFC is full of big black dudes.

>>75049602
Yeah, but why isn't HW full of them

>>75049602
>>75049606
It's just theres a disproportionate amount of African heritage fighters in LHW than any other division. In the top 10ish, at least.

>>75049606
Because NFL/football and basketball in general is way bigger in america than MMA is. Why start in mma and make 8/8 the first fights in the UFC. You get paid way more being on the bench of a low tier team(i assume).

>>75049628
Then why are they in LHW? your shit's not makin sense

>>75049643
Because big nigs are big and weigh 220-230 ish and cut down to 205 and the even bigger nigs are in basketball and nfl. Not that hard.

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>>75049667

How can Tyron be a WW GOAT when there's already GSP?

>>75049667
What can you bench press?

>>75049806
how insecure are you you need to compete with everyone else? I just started benching so im not doing shit and havent tried a 1RM or whatever. Dont worry about what i press nigga you worry about not getting your head caved in with clinch knees.

who should i look out for on the 210 undercard lads

>>75049806
40kg dumbbells for 12 on 45 degree incline bench

>>75049846
I just started lifting 2 months ago so im doing bitch weights now for someone my size (6'4" and 270lbs). I bench 150lbs rn (yeah i know fuck you) and legpress 300lbs. I know it aint shit but im hoping in a few months im progressing towards the manlier weights.

>>75048878
(literal)Caucasians are the worst.

>>75049823
>>75049860
worry about not typing like an african american from the slums

>>75049876
Speaking to an uneducated yank so i have to dumb myself down to your level

>>75049836
Bibulatov is a very good FLW, should be top 10 by the end of the year.

Gillespie is one of the most decorated wrestlers in UFC right now.

Burgos is a spicy prospect fighting an equaly spicy Rosa.

Usman is a future contender at WW.

>>75049882
>yank
literally cringed

WE ARE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZvvhTQugJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZvvhTQugJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZvvhTQugJU

>>75049903
>ywn be a 5 foot 5 bald democrat youtuber

>>75049895
oh fuck off you pretentious mong

Is Bongo Skeb a good fighter?

>>75048739
BJJ is the best style for 1vs1 self defense. Yeah, if you don't live in a shithole, you'll probably never need to use it outside the gym. But most importantly, it's very fun, challenging, a great workout, and good character building.

>A trip to soccer kick city

BJJ's strength is that it is always evolving. It was stagnant for a bit, but now it's expanded past the Gracie family and it's becoming more efficient. Modern BJJ knows that wrestling is important, and you always want to have top position.

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Threadly reminder that Rumble has lost every single fight where his opponent got at least 1 (one) takedown. In a deeper weight class, he'd be considered a heavier Melvin Guillard.

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Reem bless lads

>>75049970
Rumble has pretty good TDD desu

>>75049970
He's definitely a limited one-trick-pony fighter, the thing is his one trick is really fucking good.

>>75049911
>being a crybaby
>being a bedwetter

>>75048155
whats wrong with Dc's knee.

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>>75050000
>>75050022
Looks like the numbers favor Rumble. Adjust your bets accordingly.

>>75050035
>>>75048102 (OP) (OP) (OP)

hmmmm

>>75050108
Maybe, just maybe this proves that the OP does indeed matter

>>75049895
Im from a country thats only seperated by sea to england. Americans get refered to as yanks by some people here as well. Atleast from the part im from.

I think its 10 times more cringeworthy you have to have a dick measuring contest with everyone about how much they bench cause its appearently the one thing you excel at.

>>75050120
literally cringing
your max bench press isn't 425?

>>75050120
americans are yanks bud

they need to accept it

>>75050130
literally threw up at how pathetic that term is lmao

>>75050128
Never maxed before and im not some insecure turbo manlet who needs to compete with everyone on a taiwanese calligraphy board.

>>75049125
demetrious went to an mma gym

>>75049970
Gustafsson took him down and rumble won that one

nice try though

>>75049137
>combining martial arts isn't that old
>pankration literally in the ancient olympics

hmm

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If you are not a fan of VANZANT you are not a fan of MMA

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>>75050209
Guess im not a fan of mma then

*portions dip*

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I miss PlatinumPosting

>>75050297
I miss /heem/ that wasnt 90% shitposts.

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>tfw Lawler vs Cowboy will be a 5-round brain damage brawl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nengzUqyx5k

>>75050297
>>75050330
couple of fuckin whiners over here

>>75050336
I want Cerrone to win but i think Lawler gets the W since hes a bigger dude and hits harder and cerrone has a weakness for body shots.

>>75050178
Gustaffson didn't take Rumble down. He took Jones down, and Cormier down, but not Rumble.

>>75050354
Et tu, Canada?

>>75050368
It might be the first time in his career that he's bigger than his opponent lol

>>75049125
Why are you downgrading Blessed Max Holloway, who's taking his ten fight win streak on the hunt for Jose Waldo?

>>75048960
Stay mad, worthless bitch.

>>75049951
>BJJ is the best style for 1vs1 self defense
not if it's guard based and you're fighting on a hard abrasive surface

Have you guys noticed most DC fans are overweight low income losers?

>>75050503
delete this

>>75050503
>Reply to Thread No.75048102
>>75050503
Don't make me post my fuckin timeslip man I swear to god I'll fuckin do it I will fucking post it so godamn fast that you won't even have time to process that it's overtime you piece of shit I swear to god man make one more post and I'll post my timeslip and then you'll be really fuckin sorry won't you yeah of course you will you low income loser because my timeslip will make you feel bad about how much you make do you understand me son I will post my timeslip get it through your head you little bitch

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>>75050576

>>75048960
>kicks their knees back
Nothing wrong with this in the slightest.
>he had to use steroids too
Like most fans, don't really care about steroid usage but he's stupid for getting caught
>he pokes guys in the eyes
This should be fucking stopped. They need to bring the hammer down on this shit.

>>75050585
you are fuckin askin for it man I'm about to post my fuckin timeslip do you understand my timeslip is about to be posted and you're going to have to see it do you understand me that means you're going to see my timeslip and then you'll be sorry

>>75050590
there's a new jon jones rule dude

>>75050142
>weak
>clinically obese
>calls everyone a manlet

hahaha wow

>>75050503
I'm not overweight.

>>75050615
Color me skeptical about its enforcement.

>>75050638
they made a new yamasaki rule too

Theyre talking about conor/floyd on rich eisen. Quoting John Kavenaugh saying it's gonna happen this year.

>watching UFC at the bar
>knock over someone's drink
>him and his buddies start squaring up to me
>"dude I wouldn't do that, I'm a wrestler"
>they immidetely start backing away and apologising
>bought me drinks for the rest of the night

bjj is bullshido

Rich Eisen says hes not paying to watch a 40 year old guy fight a guy who's never boxed before.

https://twitter.com/CatZingano/status/849473459482763264
>ywn get paid to watch Cat pee into a cup

Weidman is a chad normie bully who acts like a fucking child on embedded

Reminder that he would and DOES bully heem posters irl

Moose is our guy

>>75050833
I would unironically heem Weidman. He is a manlet.

>>75050141
yankee doodle dandy

>>75050585
>LTG as display pic

christ

>>75050833
>>75050945

Weidman is a great dude, you guys are idiots imo

although Gegard will probably win

>>75050130
Fuck you filthy syrup poster

>>75050833
t. Someone who never watched his twitch stream

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This seems good

Rumble's dog is fucking lame and DC's daughter sucks at softball.

>>75050943
>MMA """"""""""""journalists"""""""""""""""

>>75050943
kek what a filthy jewrat

>>75051060
If you hate money then bet on that quitter, sure.

>>75051060
>>75051186
charles will probably lose but a prop bet for him to win via submission will have value

OJ Simpson had a black wife and they had a daughter that died. OJ divorced her and married a white woman and had two kids with her.

DC had a black wife and they had a daughter that died. DC divorced her and married a white woman and had two kids with her.

Really makes you think.

>>75051079
>DC's daughter sucks at softball
He's probably overprotective of this one since the last one got Jones'd.

>>75051294
DC's wife is hispanic.

>>75051233
Was gonna argue but there aren't really any decent underdog bets on there apart from Weidman who's barely an underdog.

>>75049067
Dilly will whoop Cody

>>75051316
Wow you sure are edgy

>>75051503
Wow you sure are reddit

>>75051512
wow you sure are short

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Watching Hunto vs Le Banner 2 last night, fucking spice

>That clinch break combo

>>75051512
What does being "reddit" mean? Not being an edgy retard like you?

>>75051592
Being a soft-skinned SJW who gets triggered by words on the internet

>>75051584
wow you sure are fat, ugly, and smelly.

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who should she face next in the octagon?

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>>75051586

>>75051640
> resulting in a even more Superior White Race
>a even more

Lol loser

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>>75051660

>>75051640
>Whites far outnumber Blacks
Not true, and they certainly don't outbreed blacks.

>>75051456
Lol i think youre just mad Cody whooped Dom

>>75048102
can he be beaten?

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>>75051503
If I seem edgy I want you to know
That I never mean to take it out on you
Life has its problems and I get my share
And that's one thing I never meant to do
'Cause I love you

>>75051627
You got triggered by me calling you an edgy retard so that makes you a soft-skinned SJW

>>75051718
lol its the nignog that nitpicks typos like it's an automatic win for him.

Get a life, Jamal.

>>75048221
is he natty?

>>75051822
he didn't do shit, he got two meme knockdowns that didn't even hurt dom and did a bunch of bullshit dancing that gave the illusion that he was in control. cody is a meme champ and both dilly and dom could easily beat him.

>>75051858
>he didnt do shit

Lmao

>>75051858
>did a bunch of bullshit dancing that gave the illusion that he was in control
So you're saying he out-Cruzed Cruz

>>75051829
Except youre the one 4chan calling people edgy.

I know for a fact youre a low income loser. And guess what? You always will be.

>>75051832
>a even more
How can you claim to be superior when you can't even speak basic English? Also you're like 5'3"

>5"4
>144lbs
>Fat Drumpf babby hands
>suicidally depressed

IMAGINE

>>75051858
>he didn't do shit, he got two meme knockdowns
lol that contradiction in the same sentence. what a fuckin idiot.

>>75051892
I'm not the one that made that comment, Jamal. Only someone with an ape brain would think making a typo equets to not being able to speak basic english

>>75051900
lol there he goes lads! how many rpms will he rev to today?

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>>75051892
>tfw to intelligent to make typoes

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>>75051886
I know for a fact you're a manlet twink loser with tiny hands. And guess what? You always will be.

>>75051913
>equets
Geez did ya even finish high school? Is that why the only job you can get is dock work?

>>75051900
Don't start this again

>>75051913
>y-youre mad!

>that wall of text

Lmao 2bh f-am

>>75051935
The little pipsqueak is SEETHING you cant expect any less

>>75051935
>Geez did ya even finish high school?
Nope! Dropped out in 12th grade and got my GED.

How does it feel knowing a high school dropout earns more than you?

>>75051942
There's actually 60 million Hispanics in America now. How bizarre is that?

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Imagine spending every waking hour on 4chan

*mashes the report button to get rid of that mean whitey*

>>75051991
How does it feel knowing the average 12 year old is taller than you?

>>75052012
How is it like?

>>75052043
How is it like? Is English your second language?

>>75049578
I legitimately believe Maia can win a decision contested mostly on the feet against Woodley. Not because he should be able to, but because Woodley will be even more tentative to open up when giving up a takedown will cost him the round at a minimum.

>>75051827
why is his cock bleeding

>>75052068
>I legitimately believe Maia can win a decision contested mostly on the feet against Woodley.
Then youre a fool.

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>>75052050
>a even more
>equets

paige vanzant WON chopped

apologize now idiot who said she wouldn't win

>>75052079
I legitimately believe Shields can win a decision contested mostly on the feet against Woodley. Not because he should be able to, but because Woodley will be even more tentative to open up when giving up a takedown will cost him the round at a minimum.

Why is Mark Hunt fat?

>>75051627
>wow you sure are fat, ugly, and smelly.

GOT EM!

>>75052100
>shields

lol really? Bringing up a fight from 2013? Should I bring up Maia's fight against Anderson?

Tyron lost a 3 round split decision to Shields. Maia got destroyed 50-45.

>>75052122
Aboriginal islander genetics. Have you ever seen a thin somoan person? I havent. Theyre all huge. That's why USC has such a dood defensive back corps, there's a shitload of samoans in LA to recruit.

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what's up now yoel?

>>75052142
Is Woodley still backing up to the fence and doing nothing for prolonged stretches of time?

>>75052176
kek

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>>75052184
No.

woodleysperg is the scat spammer

How do we save Chris from the mist?

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wew

https://youtu.be/4Og7MN-QDAE

How does this make you feel?

>>75052091
>paige has no cooking experience there is no way she wins
>wins
is /heem/ literally ever right about anything?

>>75052442
>DC's still getting bullied by the guy who pushed him around in grade school
This does not bode well for his rematch with Jones.

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How will he do in the UFC heavyweight division?

>Cerrone vs Lawler

Battle of the deleted chins

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*throws mark hunt under the bus*

>>75052575

>*arm bars Mark Hunt*

ftfy

Rockhold has a great chance of heeming Werdum

>>75052606
make me a proper english breakfast before i RNC you

Moose and Rumble are gonna win

DC is too fat and old and the Chris always kinda sucked

Imagine getting triggered by a picture of a black fighter

>>75052442
>D.C. tries to tell a story about overcoming a bully
>realizes he is still being bullied
He should have given that bully the Schaub shutdown. I hate bullies.

>>75052638
This. Seems like a good parlay along with Brooks and Cote.

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Who you got?

>>75052728
pearl loses by having tits

>>75052721

its a shame the odds are practically even

>>75052728
i've never seen pearl fight but the hype train behind cynthia is pretty damn high and im on it. cynthia is so much smaller tho so this is gonna be interesting

*spits in your face*
*calls your mother a bitch*
*constantly interrupts and disagrees with you*
*throws you through a glass door*
*speaks homoerotically*
*tells the entire football team*
*eats all your food and smugly grins while pitching you on his new tshirts*

Heh, nothing personal, homeboy, for sure, i hate bullies my guy, 100% straight up, GADOOSH

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Who's the sexy sheboon?

>tfw even the h8rs are making countless unsolicited posts about BBB
Simply IRRESISTABLE.

>>75052931
ronda's mum

Ate something rank last night and i feel like im about to schaub everywhere

Ahhhh

Dc vs rumble is such a cointoss

I really see Rumble gassing and getting stopped in late rounds. But his wrestling has improved and he has a longer stretch of time to knock DC silly now.

Convince me that Khabib could beat Kevin Lee

childhood is posting dillasnake memes, adulthood is realizing what tj did made sense

>>75053080
DC struggled against Gus and Rumble destroyed him

DC couldn't finish an old out of shape much smaller Silva

DC is constantly injured

Its been two years, DC isn't getting any better and Rumble is

Its not even gonna be close Rumble is gonna starch him

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Good luck with that weight cut

>>75052728
...is this a strawweight fight?

where is embedded 3

>>75052931
dana black

@75053219
(You)

Childhood is caring about who is right.

Adulthood is embracing memetic-absurdism.

>>75053199
not really. he left and lost the belt lmao.

then alpha male finally dismantle dom with cody.