previous >>75028425
Paige is on Chopped tonight
we /cynthia/ now
Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?
>>75036970
good OP bud
who wins if this fight happened now?
>>75037194
The Fans
i would unironically take cynthia over paige
Has embedded been good? I havent watched any of the the new ones.
Imagine being such a loser you actually enjoy low level WMMA
>>75037194
is that bruno mars
>>75037254
why does others enjoying something make you upset?
Why is she so perfect bros?
>>75037301
I bet you pay for PPV's as well
>>75037363
Why are you proud of being poor?
>>75037386
Why are you okay with supporting Dana's addiction?
>>75037404
What's he addicted to?
In the embedded's it shows weedman is training at "Longo-Weidman MMA".
I thought it was Serra-Longo MMA? Did Serra and Longo fall out with each other?
>>75037345
if we only knew
>he can't afford to drop over a grand on UFC tickets
lmao
>>75037422
Could be different locations.
>>75037411
Many things, cocaine,hookers,alcohol, you name it
>>75037439
i got tickets to 210 for $75. you're an idiot lol
Does Gayguard make sense by demanding higher paychecks? He has a high finish rate but his personality is boring.
Tfw too intelligent to buy PPV's
Rate this training:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSc0JvSFNTO/
>>75037471
the moose is loose
>all that dick and only 3 chicks to take it
Paige is a selfish asshole to leave these chicks to pick up the slack on her dick taking for the Alpha Male guys. They can only swallow so much cum in a day
>>75037089
>>75037459
>paying money to see DC
lol youre the idiot here bud.
What does "DC" stand for?
>>75037564
im honestlly more excited to see gayguard and calvillo also aldana
YOU'RE GETTING EMOTIONAL DANIEL
A dude who lost to Benson Henderson, Lorenz Larkin, Al Iaquinta, Rustam Khabilov, Gilbert Melendez and Paul Daley is seriously being considered by heem as the guy whose gonna beat Maia
Damn tickets for 210 were cheap as fuck. DC can't draw a bath.
Is jumping an effective tactic against takedowns?
there are "men" ITT that would take Paige over Cynthia
>>75037702
>all decisions
>half split decisions
>>75037709
Stop posting this here
>>75037771
unbelievable
>>75037702
I bet you didn't watch any of those fights
In fact I bet the first Masvidal fight you watched was against Cerrone
>>75037709
>charge at you opponent with a telegraphed double leg from a 10 feet distance
>get kneed in the face and die
>profit
>>75037811
No I watched them all, he beat Al laquinta, but that's it. And even then it's not like he impressively beat him or else he would have won via the judges eyes.
Also the whole
>I bet you didn't know him until
is a great way to out yourself for not knowing him up until then. Just like casual Conor fans are doing
>>75037773
>He's gonna split decision Maia
Joerogan.live
>free will exists
>>75037914
>Demian Maia has never lost
>I'm a casual who does MMA-Math
Wew
Lol our guy
>>75037964
Thanks dude.
But seriously fuck poor people.
>>75037979
MMA math works to a degree
The guys who beat Maia had all the things Jorge lacks.
>>75038017
Being 144 lbs and 5'4" has you mad at the world but I'm here to tell you it's all okay little guy.
>>75037245
quick rundown on paige?
>>75037709
>Jumping that high from kneed position in his 40s
If brock doesn't come back for another fight I'm done with this semen slurping sport
>>75038052
What's wrong with you?
Reminder to not entertain the Floridian paedophile's such needs
>>75038100
do you not understand how steroids work?
>>75037345
nice shirt
>>75038113
I'm not 5'4"
>>75038132
We could pump you full of steroids for decades and you'd still not be able to jump half as high.
>>75038100
Do you not understand tainted skin cream?
>>75038177
yes and the point is that he cant be allowed to take steroids in the ufc. without them, he'd just be an old man
>>75038190
Meant for >>75038132
>>75038190
I'm more of a dick pills type of guy
>>75038247
You sure about that?
>>75038335
Yeol is goodman
>>75038335
>yoel is on steroids meme
>>75038393
He's going to 3rd round Bisping and pop in competition.
>>75038335
>not praying to jesus five times a day MINIMUM
Our Lord & Saviour blesses his soldiers
Suspension up soon
>>75038132
>http://www.metro.us/boston/former-wwe-champ-roman-reigns-suspended-for-possible-steroids-violation/zsJpfu---t3h20XjUDAuLs
stay bluepilled
>>75038571
Maybe he comes back and fights Barboza
>>75038596
>Holly is roiding
Idiot
>>75038596
>he actually believes that the wwe doesnt handout steroids to their athletes
>>75038571
Will they rematch Khabib against this natty god before they give him a title fight?
>>75038620
There's a reason she was the most tested female by USADA.
>>75038618
What? Fuck no. Why would an unranked fighter face someone in the Top 5? They'll give him a rising prospect like Kevin Lee.
>>75038571
USADA bless
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/4/15182832/after-multiple-battles-with-strep-throat-sage-northcutt-forced-to-get-tonsils-removed-next-week
HOLY SHIT
TONSILLESS SAGE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
>>75038697
Ugh, what have they done to him? He should ask to be released and fight elsewhere.
>>75038697
dear god let these donks roids
>>75038660
>here's a reason she was the most tested female by USADA.
Cause she kicked Ronda's head off like a soccer ball and UFC did all they could to try and taint the win
>>75038735
>jacare faggot
>advocating steroid use
>>75038697
Give him back his roids.
>naming your kid after GTA protagonist
What did The Chris mean by this ?
>>75036970
How the fuck is this chick the third fight on a ppv in her second ufc fight?
>>75038934
Couch game strong.
>>75038934
Cause UFC knew it would upset you.
>>75038934
>10/10
>future strawweight goat
>is funny
if I was a fighter with really good TDD this would be my walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awHWColYQ90
I'm glad someone is finally teaching joe about proper meditation. It will be good for him.
Who /CALVILLO/ here?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSbcNocg_s9/
Gabi is live on instagram. She just revealed that she's fighting in July and starting her training camp in 2 weeks
>>75039203
>meditation
>real
pick one, dork
>>75039262
Poor Japanese grandmas
>>75039262
>ducking Jazzy
wgaf
Did they make sure they had two Brits doing this to give MMA some needed professionalism?
If you aren't paying for UFC 210 you aren't a fan of MMA.
>>75039320
they're giving Jazzy a warm up fight, She's only fought one time in MMA and Gabi isn't an amateur any more. Jazzy needs it really
>>75039383
Cupcake's cupcake game on point.
>>75039262
>Starting your camp 3 months out
Just over train my shit up
>>75039442
Needs a proper roid cycle going
>>75039442
well she said strength and conditioning technically
>>75038934
>cucks tj for himself
>cucks tj for cody
>pvz
>this ugly bitch 3rd from top
(((uriah)))
>as many posts as boxing got in 24 hours lmao
>>75039364
gabi got dropped by a fat pro-wrestler and assaulted a grandma. isnt an amateur my ass.
>>75039841
Why does anybody still watches boxing ?
>>75039364
>and Gabi isn't an amateur
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>75039881
it's a meme we starter
will there ever be a more based fighter than Gabi?
>>75039934
It's a meme that needs to die already, they took 2 guys punching each other, made it as boring as possible and called it a great sport
>>75040015
Sport is too old to go through rule changes is the problem, i mean you can't even throw punches in the clinch causing it to be a safe defensive option, gloves are also too big they act more like shields than hand protectors, shiet you can't even throw a spinning back punch in boxing. what the fuck is that all about
>tfw i want to join a jits gym, but im afraid its full of normies
>>75040015
Boxing used to be exciting though. It's just gotten stale.
>>75040001
gabi garcia vs bigfoot silva FUCKING when?
Any ANDRADE fans?
>>75040137
BJJ is useless anyway, do wrestling/boxing
>>75040200
>BJJ is useless anyway
>>75040165
Don't know about you but I couldn't stand watching boxing after I saw MMA for the first time
>>75040172
Right here famalam
She's gonna heem Joanna stiff
>>75040137
are you fat or something? just go
>>75040209
Well to be more accurate, you need years of experience for BJJ to be useful at all. Wrestling relates way more closely to what will actually likely happen in a fight than BJJ but people don't like to train wrestling because it's physically a lot harder. BJJ is basically just a collection of a bunch of tricks, but they are only really practical once you can consistently hit whatever you want from whatever position you want.
>>75040283
you're an idiot
>>75040267
not fat since im a neet kind of (college) so i just do my shit and then work out all day to deal with anxiety, just VERY autistic... its taught by someone that heem has heard of as well...
>>75040295
Stay living in a fantasy world where you're going to be hitting scissor sweeps and triangle chokes in a bar fight. Being able to stay on your feet or put the other guy on his back is a million times more useful than basic BJJ skills.
>>75040316
im a college neet too. wish I had a bjj school with reasonable hours close-by
who's the teacher if you dont mind me asking?
>Implying you'd be able to use BJJ in a street fight
Lol
>>75040326
pro tip: don't get into bar fights in the first place
>getting into a street fight unless it was a life/death situation
>not having a concealed carry for that
>>75040283
>>75040371
I just started going to BJJ like last week, pretty fun desu. I'm lucky that its very close by otherwise I probably wouldn't bother.
>>75040326
lol someone touches me they're getting shot
>>75038697
JUST
>>75040412
how's the fat guy side control? I hate fat guy side control.
>that side control feel
*unsheathes katana*
>>75040390
I've done it. I'm also a red belt who shrimps out of bed every morning
>>75037989
>going to bars
are ANY of you not trash?
>having to resort to lethal force in a simple fight because you're so afraid of your fellow man
>rolling around in pajamas or yoga pants instead of learning how to actually fight
The absolute state of BJJ faggots
>>75040439
fat guy side control is my favourite move desu
>>75040468
>paying to get CTE
>>75040468
>tyrone
>>75040283
>you need years of experience for BJJ to be useful at all.
I'll accept most autism in this general but that's you Actually just making shit up. There are dweebs in this thread right now who could take a month of BJJ and it would greatly help them out in life and you're spreading lies. Go fuck yourself faggot
>>75040450
>>75040405
>>75040390
>>75040326
>>75040283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJX9QnrZtfc
>>75040468
>>75040405
>>75040390
aikidokas pls go
>>75040468
How does it feel to know that I can choke you out and have you unconscious in a matter of seconds and there's literally nothing you can do about it?
>>75040471
REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU
>tfw get put with the fat bearmode fags because everyone else is a twink or woman
I should just lose the 15 lbs so I can be a twink too.
>>75040468
enjoy paying for braindamage dumbdumb
Sage vs. Barberrena proves how important BJJ is.
>>75040510
You could never possibly take me down because I actually spent my time learning how to wrestle instead of learning a bunch of meme sweeps and guards. I would fucking heem you kiddo
>>75040521
cm punk vs gall is random street autist vs bjjchad
>>75040468
Seriously these kids are all pussies. Real men really on their hands in a street fight.
>>75040527
>You could never possibly take me down
Lol wimpy loser.
anybody want more of these? post pics and i'll do em. /wmma/ only edition
>>75040527
>wressle fag comes into Jitz class thinking it's MMA class
>stays anyway
>in better shape then most of the people there
>repeatedly taps due to exhaustion from going as hard as he possibly can each roll while making the dumbest fucking grunts and turning into a veiny tomato
>the state of wrasslin
>wmma
>>75040559
>>75040587
*tips fedorka*
>>75040591
why is she so qt bros?
>Wrestling is the best martial art
>wrestle-only fags thinking they won't get choked out in a second
>wrestlefags thinking I won't take their backs in an instant
>Wrestling
>>75040627
>BBBJ only fags dont think they would get knocked out in a second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwW_ZFVMkcg
>weidman's entire face looks different after yoel's knee
bet the house on moose tbqh
Me when a "wrestler" tries to take me down
>shooting for a takedown in a street fight
Fucking pussies.
>>75040656
>by a wrestler
There is literally nothing wrong with being a wrestler.
>>75040656
>le overhand right martial art
>>75040659
His face droops down now -Yoel Romero
>>75040591
>>75040665
That's what i said to the guy who took me down in a street fight and beat my ass. Somehow people still think I'M the pussy. Fucking normies
>>75040660
Excellent use of brazilian jiu jitsu here by Yoel Romero, the jiu jitsu knee specialist, who learned how to fight in a BJJ class at a strip mall
>>75040665
>not flipping someone onto a concrete floor
>>75040687
Yeah but a good gust of wind could knock down your bitchass.
>punch faggot unconscious
>get sued
>hold a nigga down and sleepy with him
>don't get sued
>...
>profit
>>75040710
Nah, I pull guard on the wind. Untrained fatties I swear
share fite stories pls
>>75040665
I can't let you get close
>Retards thinking getting in fights are fun
You think that until you get laid the fuck out
ITT overweight nerds fantasize about street fights they'll never be in because they never go out into public
prefer watching embedded to actual fights lmao
>>75040748
>getting laid the fuck out
>when I've mastered rubber guard
Ha
>>75040481
>Jiu Jitsu """"fighters"""" are such pussies they are afraid of getting CTE from light sparring
Truly an amazing martial art
>>75040766
What's to stop someone from stomping your unconscious face?
>>75040731
That one time this guy punched me so hard my lower lip got cut on my teeth and I had to get 10 stitches and ate through a straw for a week. Still have like a half inch long scar
>>75040782
Was it worth it? What did you fight over?
>>75040779
My sharpened elbows.
>>75040767
>implying you spar
cmon now bud I won't tolerate straight lies
>>75040789
I don't even know, I was a little poorfag shit, I used to get into fights every week when I was teenager
SAKURABA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHeaHL82vUM
>not honing your hand to hand combat skills in the the 4 year gladiator academy that is an LAUSD high school
I am the Mike Tyson of this general.
>>75040941
I am Evander Holyfield's ear of this general
Bite me
i never played EA UFC but how do those stats work? are they updated regularly? I'd like to see if anybody has Ronda's stats before and after each of her losses. Specifically striking
>>75040966
That's a joke you'd make if english was your first language. good on ya, kurwa
>>75040953
Yoelito is MW
I saw you put Sprite in that water cup.
Not on my watch, pal.
>>75040983
Yeah a joke by some stupid loser faggot
Just like you!
>>75041003
Geralt made ya mad again, huh
Put the titleshot on the ground and back away slowly
>>75040997
If you really think about it, it's really fucked up how dirty UFC did Aldo. Such a dominant champion for many years only to get caught by a punch not getting an immediate rematch.
>>75041048
When something like that ever happened ? Immediate rematch after embarrassing heem ?
What went wrong?
>>75041048
Maybe things would be different if he wasn't a pullout merchant
>>75041048
Makes you think what could happen to our guy mighty mouse if Reis gets a lucky heem
>>75040170
only after wedding you know
>>75041074
Armenian con artist
>>75041072
GSP tapping to strikes,Ronda,Silva.
>>75041076
Being a dominant champ I'd pull out too if I wasn't feeling well
>>75041079
Different for demetrious, he's in a boring division UFC will give him rematch
What happened to the guy who posts the news and events?
>>75041118
He got banned, RIP spergOP
>>75041113
Ronda didn't get an immediate rematch, nor did GSP. Infact ronda never got a rematch at all
>>75041072
Silva v Franklin
Silva v Weidman
Conor v Nate
Ronda v Holly was pushed for super hard by Dana but Ronda eventually reclined
>>75041126
No he didnt
>>75041113
GSP fought Koscheck and Hughes before rematching Serra
Ronda didn't rematch Holm
Silva getting slept was embarrassing but for different reasons than Aldo
>>75041130
Fuck it titleshot if you will, you know what I mean. Who did GSP fight after?
>>75041149
see
>>75041145
To be fair to you, serra himself fought GSP twice in a row. maybe that's why you though that
>>75039262
How big is it's dick?
Who should quit MMA right now while they still have minor CTE and become the GOAT coach?
I think Matt Brown, Damien Maia, and Frankie Edgar. Maybe pigg rigg
>>75041187
how big do you want it to be?
McGregor-Diaz is a spice and sugar bromance
Prove me wrong
>>75041226
BJ penn, my man
>>75041227
Not too big. Maybe a nice fiver. Behind all that mass would be a sweet pounding. Although her smelling worse than me during post fuck cuddling could be a deal breaker.
>>75041253
I can't
>>75041264
Lads Diego vs Al Iaquinta is gonna be an insane fight
Also you remember the lauzon/al fight?
Well as Al walked out Urijah and TJ was going crazy over Al, who is he to them? Also Urijah kept clapping for Joe as well, he is a legit nice guy it's not just an act.
DC growing that beard to protect his chinny chin chin.
>>75041421
This kills the champ
>>75041458
Not really, Garbrandt looks to have a thicker beard, ergo, he won
>>75041518
Cruz was the one afraid of being KO'd and grew that beard.
>>75041257
VAPE NASH
>>75040953
man usada really did a number on the american wrestlers.
>>75041518
Makes sense. Luke shaving is what made him lose
>>75041633
So this is why bisping always calls people 2 inches shorter than him midgets
if you think Weidman is gonna beat mousasi ur fucking delusional
Moose by 2nd round TKO
screencap it you murifats
>>75041518
>>75041633
We're onto something here. Rumble is finished
>>75041726
>Flag
>>75041633
Luke is so fucking sexy, I nearly cried when bisping the ugly snaggletoothed Brit heemed him.
>>75041757
weidman got his face pounded on by rockhold and then had romero's knee thrusted through his skull
he's fucking done
mousasi is like a better version of rockhold anyway
>>75041779
>mousasi is like a better version of rockhold anyway
You're in the gym and this guy determines that you're a threat, what do you do?
>>75041779
>mousasi is like a better version of rockhold anyway
Why are manlets a thing?
>>75041823
why is schaub allowed to have a microphone
>>75041768
Bisping's hair genetics are ten times better
>>75041797
His threat assessment of me is extremely high and he determines his best course of action is to run. I'm a fat Mexican manlet btw
>>75041823
damn tiger got BIGG
>>75041787
>>75041812
baited
he's still gonna fuck weidman up tho
>>75041877
>b-baited!!!111
>>75041877
>the state of dutch """"humor""""
Weidmans body is broken, he will never win again. Yoel put the nail in his coffin, he can't even do normal activities anymore without being in pain. He's Mark Coleman v2
Who is your favorite journeyman?
Tim Boetsch for me
>>75041886
well yeah
>>75041928
/our dad/
>>75041886
>>75041904
stay mad burgers
ur boy is getting a 3rd L
>>75041981
Fuck yourself. Weidman will ragdoll Moose .
>>75041877
>>75041981
You're forgetting weidman's biggest key to victory
He wont
BACK
DOWN
>>75041877
You may be right. But I can see it being a 29-28 win for either guy. Probably not going to be that great of a fight imo.
>>75041989
its ok dude, weidman has had a good 15 fight career
he had a nice run, he lucked out on Silva trolling and then breaking his leg.
>>75042040
>>75042034
Last time Rumble and DC fought and The Chris was Co-main, it was a good night for my boys. Looking forward to it again
>>75041823
They prove god isn't real and that civilization was a mistake.
>>75041928
Jacare
>>75042140
Epic
>>75042103
>>75041928
Nick
>>75042151
Not an argument
>>75042162
Notice how chris started losing when he betrayed DC's friendship and gave in to bullying him with jon.
>>75042140
triggered?
>>75042198
Shut up
>>75042201
I just said he was my favorite?
>>75042232
simply amazing
>>75042263
Who is your favorite journeyman?
>>75042284
Nate Diaz
>>75042284
chris poopman
>>75042284
Jacare
>>75042284
Poopare
>>75042284
Bisbing
>>75042284
Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza
>>75042284
Poopbing
guess the fighter
im bored. what should i be doing right now?
>>75042369
Conor WcWegor
>>75042412
Looking at girl's feet
>>75042412
tfw no euro mma gf
>>75042421
post some
>>75042412
Footwork drills
>>75042433
Marion Reneau is from Belize
>>75042433
>>75042454
not french? huh.
>>75042421
i seriously hope you meant girl(boy)
>>75042412
http://bato.to/reader#74e329511aacaa9b
>>75042462
is there a better tummy in mma?
>>75042529
for 115, this chick has got some fucking tits on her. not quite thiccenzie but they are nice
>>75042627
too bad any chick with tits at 115 will never succeed
>>75042627
more like roiding fattenzie
>>75042627
>>75042639
>>75042700
Is there something actually wrong with you? Like legit diagnosed mental issues?
>>75042713
I dont understand
>>75042721
The samefagging and desperate reply baiting. It's weird.
>>75042737
goofball
>>75042284
For me it's Brendan Schaub. I used to love watching Schaub fight because he always got knocked out cold and I found that to be very entertaining haha I wish he would come out of retirement and get punched in the head some more
>>75042773
I just want to understand.
>>75042786
>implying you aren't a McCasual
>>75042627
>>75042639
who is this athletic skank?
>>75042627
>that pit stain
>she will never beat you to a pulp and force you to lick her pits
feelz bad man
>>75042796
hey there's my little friend, how are you? still seething I see
>>75042795
I'm not "samefagging" whatever that is. beat it, get lost.
>>75042823
Hey there's my little demented buddy, how are you? still being a nuisance I see
>>75042851
>whatever that is
nice
>>75042823
>Schaub was a favorite against Minotauro
>>75042823
>Shob was a favorite against Nogueira
Damn bookies clueless.
>>75042885
If they fought in America under USADA Schaub would win 10/10 times
>>75042907
>>75042925
I seriously cannot even imagine what is going through the mind of the person that thinks that this is socially or humanely acceptable in any circumstance
>Hey whats up, Christina, look at my new Joe Rogan tattoo!!!
Sad!
coming to a bellator near (You)
>>75042962
Damn Handy has a bigger gut than Chuck these days
>>75042980
>14 minutes to shoop on paint
mentally ill?
>>75042948
Getting tattoos of famous people is one of those behaviours I just 100% don't understand. I can understand a dude who smokes meth or beats his wife or gets his kid high as a joke or any number of other trashy behaviours, but who gets fucking Joe rogan tattooed on them?
>>75042962
>mfw Sylvester Stallone is 70 years old
>>75042962
moose is the biggest beneficiary of USADA
he will win the belt after he destroys weidshit
>>75043030
He probably came in his britches the second he heard joe's speech about being the hero of your own movie then turned his life around to the point where he could drop 800 on a drawing of a bald manlet's face on his leg permanently
>>75043100
>lose to Machida
>beat Weidman
yeah I don't think so kiddo
>>75043082
>boots_for_dock_work.jpg
>>75043132
machida was busted for PEDs and he also greased in that fight, which was pre-USADA, and therefore illegitimate, nice bait buddy
weidshit has been complete garbage since IVs were banned and USADA eliminated. even pathetic michael bisping has more natty honor than weidshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDXFz2F932s
>>75042851
>spending more than 5 minutes on 4chan and not knowing what samefagging is
>>75043132
thats "mma math" but i tend to agree
>>75043319
Grow up!
>>75043361
sad!
>>75043319
(You)
>>75043164
Seens like Wiedman's style needs him to be IV'd up, but instead he chose to slim down to compete in middleweight. Fuck, he would probably be more competitive at 205.
>>75043319
>spending more than 5 minutes on 4chan and not knowing was bait is
does wideman even have a chance?
why dont white people have lips?
>>75043494
of course he has a chance, he's not stand his ground and he definitely won't back down
>>75043494
Mousasi is overrated, Weidman has this
Germany I doubt you're around but I watched the chick kickboxing fight you mentioned.
Wasn't great, but nice SHEEM which I reckoned I might as well webm
Might take other requests too, think my Fight Pass is still running
guys lets just mma and chill
0a58e5a154cf3097f6eca5387b28e7776e43b1cc
>>75043584
>using botnet software
>>75043549
the puerto rican moose hater strikes again
Name a very famous philanthropist.
>>75043601
>being a nerd
Lamo
Manlet
Armlet
Orgasms are what you don't give to girls
>>75043656
Dana "Uncle Dana" White.
>>75043654
Every fight of his to me is like Woodley/Thompson pace wise desu
>>75043673
oh shut up
>>75043673
>P-please buy my ppv, I promise I'll be exciting this time, honest
>the only reason we all come to 4chan is because anonymity makes it seem like we're not shitposting with the same 10 retards day in and out
>AJ STICKING WITH THE A SHOW
WEW LAD
>>75043814
why would he renew his contract before the fight? bet the farm on the thankful man /heem/
>>75043814
>>75043873
Mandrama pls go
>>75043931
help me understand
>>75043971
>>75043977
Grow up!
>>75043996
idk but i got 3 blowjobs off of grindr last week
LADS WTFFFF!
>>75043977
Understand what fella?
>>75044024
sissies are teh GOAT 2bh la
>>75044040
Welcome to Yesterday
>>75044065
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
>>75044082
i feel you famalam. i try to get CDs and sissies but in NYC theyre abundant but picky since they're so in demand
Can we all agree that "lad" is reserved for eurocucks and "Fella" is reserved for the western world?
>>75043850
you are going to spray schaubarrhea all over your porcelain schaub receptacle?
>>75044099
paging archiveGOD
>>75044119
I disagree
>>75044143
no schaubarrhea here, but it's been done before
>>75044147
>>75044099
>>75044040
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75019867/#q75022857
An entire day ago. How sad!
>>75044200
When your diet consists of Cheetos, can't say I'm surprised.
>>75044212
tybag
>>75044212
TYBAG
Anybody else gonna watch Paige on Chopped?
this thread is deader than chris weidmans career
>>75044935
https://youtu.be/yqyAUY3agf4?t=53
Bros I just can't get that hype for 210.
It feels like a fight night
>>75044987
If DC rumble doesn't get you hype then please leave. Your opinion=WGAF. Rumble, DC, Chris were good on a card 2 years ago they'll be good this time
This thread is deader than Tiger Schaubs heterosexuality
>>75045027
I'm happy it's fight night, but it lacks depth. The main event and co-main are cool but those aren't guaranteed to be great fights.
>>75044987
Lobov vs Swanson is a more exciting card and main event desu
>>75045027
We all know DC is going to get blacksploded in the first 30 seconds. It's literally going to be just like their first fight.
Also, which one of you heem spergs is the mod that warned me?
>>75044935
its a mandrama night, half of heem is perma'd, and most of the remaining posts are from 2-4 guys with proxies
daily reminder the only back game you need to know is the body triangle, a few strikes from behind, and the RNC
>>75045027
that card is like 6/10 2bh and im already hyped for having tickets to 211 which is 10/10 and OKC FN which is meh but cheap af
>>75045047
Thiago vs Cote will be good too, man. and who doesn't love seeing DO BRONX get his shit pushed in. All in all 211 is fucking stacked, mighty meme coming up, swanson lobov is a great FN. So As long as you're not paying, then this is a good 2 months for fitefans
>>75045027
211 is where its at
How many regular posters does /heem/ have when it's not a major fight week?
If Dustin Peahead Poirier Wins in his fight with Eddie Alvarez, Then I will literally stop being a fight fan knowing that a majority of fights are really just a fucking coin toss.
>>75045151
Over 100
>>75037519
Touchy Fili is sitting on Garbrandt's shoulders
>>75045162
see you next week
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DMsruX4L-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DMsruX4L-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DMsruX4L-A
>>75045206
I mean the fight's not 'till next month so obviously you will.
>british """"education""""
>>75037519
Holy shit it's Tuesday. Where's the TAM radio stream and somebody better call in asking who banged paige.
>>75045263
https://youtu.be/9DMsruX4L-A LIVE NOW
>>75045263
I just posted it you balloon knot, clean the shit out of your ears
>>75045218
>>75045282
Fuck off smelliot and go back to self sabotaging your career.
>>75045239
It's a generic comment aimed at everyone who does this "I won't watch" bullshit
We know whatever happens, even if its some stupid shit like Big John accidentally knocking out Alvarez by accident you'll still come back
>>75037855
i see what youre saying, but he isnt going for a takedown. he is going for a spear. i guess you could still knee to the face tho
>>75045303
>redcoats<
SOOPAH SMASH DIAZ BRUTHAS
>>75043556
Here's something fresh from EFN
This is why you don't send your fighter out as he's sleepy
>>75042284
Romero
>>75045218
go away with the shilling cuckboy, no one wants to call in
Can't wait till they announce DC pulling out
>>75046009
them legs behind dc
>>75046009
That'd be insane. They would have to make moose v Chris an interim fight, furthering the decay of middleweight. Praying for this now just because the memes
>>75044987
I don't ever get hyped for fights unless my boys are fighting. I still look forward to the event tho. I did get hyped for Khabib and Tony but you know
imagine being a Lithuanian pretending to be a fighter for LITERAL YEARS on a mongolian schaub reviewing forum with a professional + amateur record of 0-0-0, constantly posting selfies, blogging, and "challenging" other attention whores to a "fight" when they get revved up into squabbles if they don't get enough replies
>>75046049
the chris will win the belt in NY and fight jones in MSG
cap this
>>75046049
>They would have to make moose v Chris an interim fight
No it wouldn't
>>75046049
They don't have to but knowing WME they would just to try to sell the card, leaving Romero without a title shot. Imagine chris fighting for the belt over romero
>>75046121
Did it for max vs pettis, bitch boy
DC not looking too good in these embeddeds.
Good luck with that weight cut pal. Succin air
>>75046098
imagine an adult not being allowed on roller coaster rides
>>75046146
this one was funny
>>75046137
Mousasi and Chris aren't ranked in the top 2. And at UFC 197 when Cain pulled out they turned it into a fight night, they didn't make Thompson and Big Pigg fight for an interim belt. This card is like a fight night itself.
>>75046160
here docky docky
>>75046174
Why aren't yoel and luke fighting instead of bitching on social media. They're the highest ranked MW's without upcoming fights BOIIIII
>>75046274
yoel is waiting since he's guaranteed a shot.
rockhold is talking MUH SUPERFIGHT bullshit ducking roidare.
>>75046049
>They would have to make moose v Chris an interim fight
uhm, try again sweetie
>>75046432
>begging for negative attention after getting BTFO yesterday
Sad!
STOP DOUBTING ME
>>75046537
How come you haven't won a fight since 2015 Chris?
>>75046549
It's not too late to join the team.
>>75046313
Would rather see Rockhold vs werdum than Rockhold vs jacare desu
>>75046578
I'd love it too but he's just doing this to duck
>>75040439
>rolling with a fat guy new to BJJ
>he gets side control
>doesn't do anything other than lay on me since he doesn't know anything else
>"tap" just to get him off me so I can go home
does my girl Aldana even stand a chance?
>>75043164
>peds
What Machida took is barely even a PED.
"There are a number of reasons to feel Lyoto Machida’s 18-month suspension is longer than is fair or reasonable. For one, the substance carries a longer, two-year penalty due to its inclusion in the “Anabolic agents” class alongside anabolic steroids, despite WADA themselves apparently admitting it has “no intrinsic anabolic properties.”
There’s also the fact that there’s no good evidence that 7-keto-DHEA can enhance athletic performance at all, nor is there any evidence it is harmful to athlete health, and one of those two things has to be true under WADA’s own criteria for prohibited substances.
There’s also evidence that it’s more difficult - though not impossible by any means - for Brazilian athletes to check the status of supplements they take, compared to U.S. athletes.
Now there’s another factor: If it wasn’t for his disclosure of 7-keto-DHEA use, Lyoto may not have received any suspension at all. Bloody Elbow has had a chance to review the lab findings in Machida’s case, and the results show atypical findings rather than an adverse analytical finding, the latter of which would be considered a doping policy violation. "
>>75046729
what was the weight difference?
>>75046746
>tfw no amazon gf
>>75046968
>5'9
>amazon
how tall are you m8?
>>75047023
thought she was around 5'11, never mind me. 5'4 144lbs since your so curious
>>75047023
You tell me
>>75047247
24/7 you worthless thug piece of shit, get a job!
>>75047247
Check your engine faggit
Who is everyoen's favorite female fighter?
>goldie_forced_memes.jpg
You can talk all you won't but you can't change the fact that Fedor would murder JBJ
>>75047351
GOOD point from my wife. In this crazy world of magical matchmaking, what's to say that 2017 Fedor couldn't beat 2017 Bones? We should match them up and may the better man not die.
>>75047345
>forced
nice buzzword
literally meaningless you blithering idiot
>>75047355
let me give you some definitive meaning
Forced Meme: A meme that might have some initial buzz but doesn't get picked up and used, however 1 user continues to post and repost the same meme without any notable response or engagement from other users
do any of you drunk nobodies talk MMA, or do you just banter over a not-so-longshortmanlet all night?
>>75047369
This smug motherfucker is right
Where are your credentials, you got no sparring partners
>>75047387
Wish UFC gave Pickett a better job to do
We Black Beass n' shiet
>>75047351
Fedor? You mean the guy who just got beaten up by Fabio Mababo recently?
Don't talk shit behind my back
can anyone hit me up with spinning tony heems
>>75047392
Lmao
what are his chances of avoiding the takedown? He'll win in 2 rounds if he can keep on his feet, but that's a massive "if"
can I start getting excited for 210?
>>75047638
wait until weigh ins
>>75045336
This image captures 1/3 of all fight companions, the other 1/3 is eddiebro and the final 1/3 is actually talking about fights.
>>75047675
>1/3 of fight companions is fight talk
nigga its more like 1/8
>>75040731
>Call a kid out for some reason in 7th grade
>Everyone arranges for us to fight after school
>Like 30 people are there watching
>Kid comes at me and takes me down
>Mounts me and there's nothing I can do
>Notice that he has a bit of blood on his lip
>He probably bit it while taking me down
>Yell that he's bleeding right as he's about to start hitting me
>Kid looks concerned and gets up
>Tell everyone I landed a shot and busted his mouth badly
>Convince everyone, including my opponent that we shouldn't fight anymore because he's injured
>Fast forward a few weeks
>Rematch is arranged
>Throw a lucky jab as he comes in that lands right on his nose
>His nose starts bleeding and he cries
>I am unanimously considered the winner of both fights
>>75047627
Based on his last performance, should do well. He was light in his feet to keep the distance and defended in a way that shows good base. But Brunson fight is the only one I remember.
And he will fight this Jacare
>>75040731
Flying kneed my twin brother in a fight over whos turn it was in cs:s when i was 16 or 17 and knocked him out. He posts here as well.
>>75047710
>this Jacare
not you too lithbrad...
>>75047716
You can't deny it
Doesn't seem to matter a lot that when he fight, i'll give him that, but it is always a possibility.
>>75047739
you do know that the picture you posted was a meme weigh in right?
>>75047739
>>75037345
>>75037430
>>75038152
Do you think they ever did weird brother sister stuff? Like he probably put is toes in her while they shared a bath or something.
>>75037771
Cynthia has what I call a slag face. Basically a face that looks like she would ride the fuck out of you and be a monster in the sack.
Those sorts of faces make me diamonds. Miesha is another one who has it.
>>75043517
fetal alcohol syndrome
>>75040559
are you the guy who makes the deleteds
>>75040973
Theyre just retarded. They don't chance. Pretty sure Ronda has high striking stats and Conor has fucking 90 something for Ground. kek
>>75041768
The aftermath of salt on heem was amazing though
>>75041928
Cub
>>75042786
>guaranteed replies from coral springs
>every single time
I love it I just love sklebposting lads
>>75042627
Who the fuck is that though
>>75047872
>salty Rockhold and Faber
>gloating Bisping and Cruz
There's never gonna be presser as good as 199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d03jq5dONoM
>you know where you are ? uaaaha ?
>tfw still stuck in the wheel kick timeline
Why Chris?
>>75047936
>conor mcgregor vs floyd mayweather junior timeline
>>75047872
>my middlweight champion can't be this cheeky
>>75047958
The memes when Conor wins gonna be amazing
/pol/ here
What does /heem/ stand for?
>>75048012
basic gestalt: here everyone enjoys memes
big enchilada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qX5ZbZJrY4
>>75048022
Based Alex Jones and based Russia
JON JONES GET YO' DICK TOGETHER BOY IM CUMMIN
>>75048039
Go Bones Jones, his little chicken legs
>>75048048
they dont even like me, they just hate jon jones
new thread:
>>75048102
>>75048102
>>75047936
He's still my boy!
>>75047638
It is strongly NOT RECOMMENDED to be /hype/ for an AKA fighter until the walk-in of said fighter.
>>75047927
It's really sad that they decided to stop having pressers with everyone together in the post fights.
Kinda boring now with one fighter at a time
>>75047936
>>75048198
>mfw DC slips on the octagon stairs, rolls up his ankle and the fight is off again
Hope Weedman and Moose have been training for 5 rounds
>>75048198
True. AKA has disappointed every time
>>75048103
>13 posts early
>>75038934
>dat nose
She looks Jewish. Jooz have lots of connections, brochacho.
about time for a new thread, I hope it's better than this one
UFC is fake
Schaub is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISiBajOawWY
I haven't been keeping up with """"wmma""""
who are these cuties and when can I fuck them
they make meesha and rhonda look like sloths