/mlb/ general - Apologize Edition

first for yankees

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>blocks your ground ball

CUBS!

>>75040622
Second for Harper 2 NY

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Injuns senpaitachi

White Sox will go .500.

>>75040629
I don't want to pay for that contract but I would really really love me some manny machado.. and besides.. chase headley needs to go

>>75040607
>Verlander fans 10 in Tigers' Opening Day win
You are now remembering how right Kate Upton was about that Cy Young vote.

You are now feeling that feel that no woman will ever stand up for you at your job like that.

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S T R O S

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Mariners!

>>75040696
Even Upton knew Memecello didn't deserve it lol

Daily reminder that beating the _____ is equivalent to winning the WS for ___ fans

>>75040719
Braves, Mets.

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>tfw white sox fan
Spring training was fun watching all the young guys and potential futures playing their hearts out. It's all downhill from here.

>>75040719

spread, Pete rose

>>75040729
Just enjoy the suffering. Become a masochist. Cut yourself for fun.

>>75040688
Eh, they're both great but Harper is going to be a first ballot hall of famer and I don't know about Machado doing the same. Yes he's going to cost way too much but Harper can attract other players to join him and change the culture around the team too if they aren't contending by the time he's a FA

>>75040719
beating the piss test, jake arrieta

>>75040729
Look at the bright side, you scored two runs in April against Verlander. For you guys that's about 2 runs more that usual.

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Cardinals

d
e
s
u

familia

>>75040746
There's nothing to enjoy though. It's a loyalty to the team thing through thick and thin and right now it is thinner than twine.

>>75040750
How is Harper going to attract players and change the culture of any team (he hasn't done it in Washington)? His own team hates him and he got his ass kicked by a teammate last year. Plus he doesn't know what a warning track is

>>75040750
good points and I almost agree except that I think harper's attitude won't be accepted by joe (if he continues on managing after this year) and the front office. plus, this is dumb but as a yankee loyalist I like it- will harper obey the hair policy? lol I read before that jenny steinbrenner really scolds players for that and girardi takes no shit either when it comes to that

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>Tardinals have a 100% win percentage
>Brewers have a 0% win percentage

>>75040777
Make some enjoyment in just being there. Enjoy the fact you have a baseball team to watch.

lol at asstro fags thinking they are better than the rangers hahaha most delusional fanbase here

>>75040777
At least it's not dental floss?

>>75040719
wife/gf, Chapman/Famiglia

>>75040649
who?

>fenway existed before ww2

>>75040801
>p-please pay attention to me, /mlb/

>>75040818
Fenway should be torn down since it's a public safety risk

>>75040801
I predict the Rangers to be the equivalent of the 2001 Seattle Mariners this season.

>>75040780
>How is Harper going to attract players and change the culture of any team (he hasn't done it in Washington)?
Bryce is a winner.
>His own team hates him
You've never been in the clubhouse.
>and he got his ass kicked by a teammate last year.
It was premeditated assault. Jonathan should be lucky Bryce didn't press charges.
>Plus he doesn't know what a warning track is
Do you really think an MVP MLB player doesn't know what a warning track is? You are such a clown.

>>75040801
I want the Astros to fuck off back to the no fun league, they don't belong here.

And why the hell were the Brewers allowed to switch?

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Bottom of the 9th, Utley up to bat

>>75040827
Cameden Yards should be also because the city might have another chimpout.

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>>75040798
>>75040761
Both fair points. There is still some young guys to watch ans hope for. May, Asche, Anderson among others. Still won't have the intrigue of ST with all those other young guys (to me at least) but baseball is indeed back on the south side.

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>>75040626
REEEEEE FUCK OFF

AL West Predictions

Angels 98-64
Rags 90-72
Memenirs 82-82
Shitstros 78-84
Fagletics 68-94

>>75040803

That's Padres territory

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>>75040836
>Do you really think an MVP MLB player doesn't know what a warning track is?

>>75040846
0 people died in the Baltimore riots, how many Massholes got rekt during the marathon?

There is nothing wrong with being gay.

>>75040828
Failures?

>>75040872
Astros 98-64
Angels 81-81
Memes 81-81
Rags 81-91
Pathetics 10-152

>>75040885
122 wins and nothing to show for it.

>>75040780
Right now, he's on the >Nats. It's unfair to judge him and say he can't lead a team when the team that he's stuck on now is infamous for choking and generally being bad, and I don't know why you think his teammates hate him.
>>75040796
They aren't going to pay him as much as they will if they're just going to give him crap over his hair

>>75040872
>82-82

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*doesn't block your postseason aspirations*

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>tfw undefeated

>>75040872
have you even seen the angels lineup/rotation? mike trout is god, but even he can't carry those shitters out of mediocrity

angles of analslime win a max of 83 games this year

How big is the 'interstate highway' Dodgers-Angels rivalry?

is it like the Subway series here in new york, hyped up and incredibly expensive to get seats?

>>75040891
Astros 92-70
Rangers 91-71
Athletics 81-81
Angels 55-107
Mariners 0-126

>>75040872
Okay except for the angels at top
>>75040891
Even worse assuming its from a Houston fag it makes sense why it's bad

>>75040901
Sorry.

81-81

>>75040912
Angels Stadium doesn't fill up. ... Every time.

>>75040919
oh so the mariners are so bad they're cancelling their season early?

>>75040919
Switch Rangers and Astros and this is best one so far. Astros are pretty much incapable of having a better record than the rangers

>>75040944
you got the joke. you're a smart one!

>>75040937
tbf to the Dodgers fans, going to the game violates their parole

>>75040937
Anaheim doesn't care about the Doyers. and they're especially pissed with the team name change.

My Angels are gonna be pretty bad this year.

So how much do you think we could get for Trout?

Will trout still win the mvp when the angels go 55-127?

>>75040977
I'll give you the entirety of the Chicago White Sox, just for Trout.

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IMPEACH TRUMP

Mike

RANK THE CALIFORNIA TEAMS BY RELEVANCE

1) Dodgers
2) Angels
3) Padres
.......
999999) Jokeland
9999999999999999999999999) Jints

>>75040991
I think we'll pass

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>>75040842
can't wait for some free wins next week
I love facing the lillies

>>75040729
You're just crying for attention.

You're in the city with the Chicago Cubs, dump the Sox and cheer for winners. Fag.

>>75041002

Jints
Dodgers
Angels
A's
padres

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>lugo has a UCL tear cause of pitching in world meme classic

god damn it

>>75041006
I thought us Barves were free wins?

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who /162-0/ here?

>>75041002
Dodgers
Dodgers little brother
Dodgers closest rival
Dodgers stomping ground
Pathetics

>>75041016
Is this why people don't go?

Who has the worse tv announcers: Yankees or Rays? I've decided I'm going to watch their game.

>>75040995
that's actually my name. what's up?

>>75041002
Is that from the Department of Justice or Homeland Security?

>>75041031
Wait uh sekkond...

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>Waituhsekkind Jawbuh.... Waituhsekkind Alecks.... Wuts Jawbuhs ERA dis year?

>>75041038
Yanks

>>75041006
You guys went to the 7th inning scoreless vs. the barfs. Can't wait to go yard on whichever pitchers are healthy next week.

>>75041016
Sure it has nothing to do with his awful mechanics

>>75041002
>jokeland
implying they won't be going to LV in a few years lol

75041012
>switching teams
>ever

Bad bait, you don't even get a you

2017 AL ERA Leaders predictions:

1. Verlander 2.83
2. Sale 2.98
3. Archer 3.10
4. Stroman 3.14
5. Keuchel 3.17

>>75041038
Yankees announcers really aren't that bad. I've heard a lot worse

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Do you guys think my Angels can crack .500?

>>75041038
I want nothing to do with that Michael Kay.

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>>75041068

>>75041068
Nope. You couldn't even crack .333.

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>>75041062
>Archer
>Stroman
>Keuchel

>>75041068
if they do, give Trout MVP 4 lyfe

>>75041002
Doesn't California baseball just revolve around the Dodgers?

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>>75041027
>implying we like facing freddie freeman

>>75041067
Michael Kay is good at being overly professional and nothing else. Everyone else on the broadcast is better than him. I love Cone for example.

>>75041062
And Rick Porcello wins the Cy Young again.

>>75041055
at least they could get some use out of him instead of being dead before the season starts

>>75041088
>California baseball just revolve around the Dodgers
The LAPD revolves around the Dodgers.

>>75041088
Doyers and Gints.

>>75041103

ayyyyy

I actually forgot my Mom still had T-Mobile. I have a phone call I have to make tonight.

Keith Hernandez should call Yankees games just as a fuck you.

>>75041106
But the Jints whole identity revolves around hating the Dodgers

t. Jints fan

>>75041092
Yeah, I agree that Kay isn't the best, but people on here really hate him for some reason. He's middle of the road as far as MLB anouncers go

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>>75041087
B-But we have a solid lineup

You know I have never seen a more obsessed with each other pair of fanbases than the Giants and Dodgers fans. They literally cannot go two seconds without mentioning the other.

>>75041112
actually, fuck you.
t. michael kay fan who listened to him since he was on the radio with john sterling

>>75041137
Fuck you Kay faggot.

>>75041135
The obsession is one way.

>>75041119
He's fine I guess, just too stuffy for my liking and doesn't know how to fill silences well. Plus his HR calls are obnoxious.

question time. is it bandwagoning to follow a team in each division to make sure there's always a game of interest on? not necessarily good teams tho desu

Predictions for Rays vs Stankeeys

30-0 Rays

>>75041103
>>75041116
>revolves around the Dodgers
I.C.E. revolves around that Sanctuary Stadium.

So everyone is in agreement then, go with the Rays announcers?

>>75041158
That's what they both say. As I see it they're obsessed with each other.

>>75041177
Kay might not be there. If he is, switch to the Rays.

>>75041168
Depends. Who is your Comedy Central team?

>>75041092
yea Kay is probably the worst guy in the booth and even then he's just okay. When Ken Singleton is doing-play-by play, the games are uber comfy

>>75041119
Who has the best anouncers?

>>75041197
Mets, Giants and Dodgers.

This is /mlb/ gospel.

>>75041197
The White Sox. Especially Hawk.

>>75041197
Homeland Security.

Every time they use the P.A. System at Chavez Ravine, the whole stadium pays attention and get on their feet.

do any of you read baseball blogs of your fav team? I personally like riveraveblues. it used to be nomaas.org butthey died

>>75041209
Hey, do the phillies want ken giles back?

>>75041192
the best duo is kay with pauly. they're really funny and kenny is okay but dude puts me to sleep.. though I do love his "THIS ONE IS GONE" HR call

>>75041190
AL Central?

for me, it's KC and their meme team

OFFICIAL BROADCAST TEAM POWER RANKINGS

1. Giants
2. Orioles
3. Mets
4. Padres
5. Indians
.
.
.
9999. Yankees (Sterling's retarded home run calls)
9999999. Blue Jays (JASH DANULSUN)
999999999999. White Sox (when Hawk Harrelson is doing play-by-play)
99999999999999999999. Nationals

Dodgers no longer top-tier with Vin Scully gone

>>75040729
I'm looking forward to this exact post for the next 5 months tb h

>>75041180
The Dodgers are obsessed with the Yankees, Cardinals, and Red Sox. Even Puig said he considers the Cardinals a rival

The Giants are Padres tier to us.

Clayton Kershaw is the best pitcher in baseball.

>>75041263
Indians are trash.
Sterling only does radio and he's brilliant.
Dodgers still have a great booth.

Otherwise fine.

>>75041263
Where are the Barves?

>>75041288
who?

>>75041263
>he doesn't like buck
pleb detected

>>75041263
Why are my Dads ranked so high?

>>75041263
>Not liking Sterling
wew

Rays and Dads are my surpirse teams of the year. I expect Wildcard contention for both.

>>75041302
Orsillo is great and the color guy is funny

>>75041263
1. Park audio
2. Go to 1 you fuckin pleb

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So Wladimir Balentien punched an old Japanese man today.

>>75041324
THE most hipster post on /sp/

>>75041263
I can't hate on Buck Martinez after hearing him call the WBC, DAHNALSAN or no.
I agree with the rest, especially Nats homers.

The Dodgers are the West Coast _____

>>75041320
Hmm. I was at work during the game yesterday so I didn't get to watch the game. Guess I have another reason to watch tonight. Thanks anon. Personally I was sort of bummed Dick Enberg called it a gig at the end of last season.

>>75040408 #
>>75040384 #
You have to do it on their phone.
They go on the T-Mobile Tuesday app and sign in with your mlb account. Your account automatically gets upgraded to premium.
Now you can use it on your phone/computer/ps4/toaster etc

>>75041336
Buck during the Japan - Israel game was annoying, but every other game was good.
Fuck man that tournament was so comfy.

>>75041247
Then no it's not okay.

>>75041180
D-backs fan here. Jints fans rarely go (if ever) into Doyers game threads, though.

Like -- our game thread on Sunday was annoying. But the yesterday's Doyer's game thread was relatively lame.

Just an observation.

>>75041358
Phillies.

>>75041358

equivalent of the Eagles

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>tfw i like Michael kay

>>75041358
Arsenal

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>>75041263
Where do the White Sox rank when it's Benetti and stone?

>>75041302
your radio guy is great

https://youtu.be/dLWdFeefFIA?t=2m33s

M's @ Stros early thread
>>75041346
>>75041346

>>75041370
>But the yesterday's Doyer's game thread was relatively lame.
Sorry we Dads fans let you down, anon. Those of us that aren't full retard are aware our team is tanking and running mouth is just pointless for the next few years at least.

>>75041385
New guy is pretty good. Stone is too monotone for my liking. Top 20 IMO

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>tfw LA's best chance at a sports title now is the dodgers

>>75041403
California's*

>>75041405

>Warriors
>sharks

>>75041410
>Warriors
Nice meme.

>>75041403
MULTIPLE

>>75041399
What I meant was -- at one point -- there were more Doyers shit posts than actual game reactions. And they wouldn't leave.

>>75041415

???

>>75041402
Its only his 2nd year, I look forward to him getting better. Hopefully the sox suckiness doesn't get to him.

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>New Brad on game 1 of the season

Blessed.

Name an American League pitcher anywhere near as good as Godlander

>>75041456
Gary Sanchez

>>75041410
>sharks
Yeah, I've got some news for you...
They're shit.

>>75041456
Nolan Ryan

>>75041456
James Paxton

>>75041456
>giving up 2 runs to the whos

Keuchal

>>75041456

James Shields

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>>75041263
>no Blowers and Goldsmith

I SHIGGY DIGGY DOO

>>75041456
Ubaldo Jimenez

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>best division isn't playing today

what do i watch

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Find a single flaw.

>>75041389
>>75041389
Uncle Teddy is fantastic, yes, but they actually just took the game rights from the AM station that had it for awhile and took it to FM. We were worried he wasn't gonna get the job, which would have been a shame since he's had the gig for almost 4 decades at this point. I was happy to see they didn't cut him loose.

>>75041514

>dodgers winning the pennant

>>75041514
Royals making the playoffs
Yankees making the playoffs
Dodgers winning the pennant

That was easy

>>75041456
marcus stroman

>>75041514
Only major problem is roylels and the pennant winners

Wahoos Rags thread
>>75041624
>>75041624
>>75041624

>>75041514
>yankees
>royals
>dodgers
>astros

>>75041012
I hope you kill yourself, my brother was a Cubs fan until the Sox won.
That kind of faggotry is unacceptable.

>>75041466
To be fair one of those should have been unearned. Tigers center fielder looked like he had no idea what he was doing.

A'S and PHILS to the series!!!!!

If you get to the postseason year in and year out eventually you're gonna win a pennant. It's simple math, people.

>>75041713
Tell that to my Braves since the 90s.

>>75041713
I'm not sure the LOA applies to sports in that way, Cletus

>>75041739
Uhhh, should we tell him?

>>75041765
Haven't won a post season series since 05.

The Dodgers aren't the Braves you idiots. They aren't on that level of choking yet.

>>75041053
>Allowing the Reds to score

>>75041672
>taking the bait

>>75041672
Kill your bother then, not me.

Also I'd tell you to cheer for the Cubs even if it were 3 years ago when the Cubs lost a hundred games. Much better ballpark, people who attend the games, and atmosphere. Also much less chance of being shot.

what should I get for the game lads

bacon chicken ranch sandwich with wings
or
sandwich and a pizza

>>75041765
Lets

>>75041713
you know about this team: >>75036628

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>>75041829
C U R D S
U
R
D
S

>>75041789
i suppose you actually have to have some success in the playoffs before you can consider it choking

>>75041829
>>75041845
You should get yourself a Mariners shaped piece of FAILURE CAKE!

Gary Sanchez SUCKS! LOL!

>>75041855
;_;

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>>75041514
Not bad at all, but I like this one better

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Watching only fo Tigers.
They won't shit themselves this year, r-right?

Fuck 8PM games. I have to get up at 5AM every day this week.

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Has a team ever made the postseason with the worst bullpen in the league?

>>75041918
Last year's Jints.

oh my god just move them to montreal already they have the money for a stadium now and everything

>>75041918
The Mariners in the mid to late 90's

>>75041918

I remember the 97 Indians bullpen being a problem.

>>75041947
Agreed move the jints to Montreal

>>75041829
I just ordered two pizzas and breadsticks, go with pizza.

>>75041903
Alyona?
>>75041918
Tigers must have.

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it seems like there were a shitload of home runs on opening days

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I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper overlord.

>>75041941
No offense Jints, but the 9th inning of NLDS Game 4 was comedy gold.

>>75042024
ball is so juiced

>>75041894
>Houston vs Astros will never happen in your lifetime

>>75042024
Pilates

>>75041514
Replace royals with Mariners
The Cubs are winning the NL Pennant

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>>75042024

>>75042024
36 HR in 15 games... On track for 5,382 HR this regular season.

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>>75042038
>reasons to live: none

>>75042024
>no dingers
>no wins
>no gf

kms

would Dodgers fans really be content if they made it to the Eries but got swept by a meme team like the Rags?

>>75042007
>Alyona?
What?

>>75042121
>wsgm7
>Kershaw vs >rags
IMAGINE

>>75042122
Just checking to see if you were a friend of mine.

I was talking to her about the Tigers all day today.

>>75042157
>Just checking to see if you were a friend of mine
LONDON
L
O
N
D
O
N

>>75042184
No she lives in Krasnodar. And she's mine so stay away from her.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your AL MVP

>>75042210
Already buying tickets.

>>75042217
That's not Miguel Cabrera.

>>75042121

Probably. They're so used to choking, that just making it to the Eries is a bragging right to them.

>>75042217
Literally who?

>>75042247
Not an Oriole you stupid Baltinigger.

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Go Rangers!

>not even waiting for the 2nd inning to >rags

>downloaded T-Mobile Tuesdays app
>signed in
Now what? How do I get my year of mlb.tv?
Sorry if I'm dumb, but this is confusing

>>75041336
>>75042048
>>75042247
Did you guys go to opening day? Get any "Fi dolla hats"?

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>>75042217

>>75042359
Do you have a webm of him jumping up to give Judge a high five?

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I want to relocate the Orioles to Orlando. I mean look at this PATHETIC attendance. I mean the Orioles deserve better, like a real city that will support them.

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>>75042390
This joke just gets funnier each time it's posted

>>75042415
I'm not the one without any fans. My CHICAGO WHITE SOX lead the league in attendance.

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>>75042380
?

>>75042470
kek, that's it. Thanks m8

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J I N T S

>>75042493
Are a bush league team compared to the Dodgers.

>>75042390
Here's that (You) you were looking for my dude

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>Bob Costas calling the Cusb/Cards game

I hope that cuck gets pink eye

Milwaukee's infield defense is hilariously awful. Good god.

>>75042540
Can't be worse than the Whos inability to turn basic double plays.

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>>75042506
kek
how're all those WS wins since '88?

>>75042560
Pretty good considering we won the 2010, 2012, and 2014 World Series.

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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

Going for 29 in 2017!!!

Why is Texas the worst baseball state with more than one team?

When does Yordano Ventura start this week?

>>75042649
That's a bizarre way to spell Florida

>>75042692
Florida has two WS wins. Texas has none.

Bob Costas's fake ass Mid-Atlantic accent is pissin me off

>>75042704
explain yourselves texas

>>75042031
The entire Cubs postseason was absolute comedy.

>>75042649
Pennsylvania is worse if we're being desu

>>75041263
>99999999999999999999. Nationals

I have never watched a Nats game other than when they play the O's so IDK what is so bad about their announcers? Even my dad fucking hates them and he's pretty level headed and neutral about things like that.

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>>75041263
>not liking buck's constant alcoholic drawl and pat's redundant nervy additions

wow

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>Rags

Fill in the blank!
>_ _ _ _

>>75042793
>>75042817
>>75042825
What'd they do this time?

>>75042847
Martin Perez still fuckin sucks

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Commencing rags dump. Fuck you tiki

https://twitter.com/Athletics/status/849414753801863170

>Tonight's game is not on TV

The absolute state of the Brokeland Pathetics.

>>75042882
Relocate them to Las Vegas so I can have a baseball team.

>>75042882
jesus

>>75042882
>>75042902
unironically agree

this is not 2000 with the NFL or NHL

what the fuck

BREAKING NEWS!!
the mariners are still shit

>>75042923
That news is over 40 years old. It's an accepted fact now.

>>75042870
Beautiful

>>75042793
im a Mariners fan and love to give the rags shit but do we really need to do this every time someone scores a run against them?
save this shit for losses

>>75042946
This is some elite falseflagging

>>75042900
>rags

I don't believe God makes mistakes but if he did their names are Dallas and Houston.

I can hear Iwakuma's shoulder creaking from 2000 miles away.

>>75042946
>rags

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>>75043007
APOLOGIZE

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Did someone say >rags?

>>75042757
I'm not really sure about the hate either. Sure, FP is a little cheesy, but he's fun at least.

>>75043086
Based whos

>>75043087
he's fun like a mormon bishop is fun

>>75043087
Well I just texted my dad asking him and he makes it sound like they are /sp/ posters. They make the Nats out to be the greatest thing ever and the other team shit. Bombston's broadcasters are like that as well I noticed

What's it like having a bullpen that isn't a dumpster fire?

t. Tigers fan

>>75043162
You might wanna see a doctor about getting that stick removed from your ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf9WheMz_eQ

Is he right? All the evidence seems to point to yes....

>>75043208
What's it like having anything that's not a dumpster fire?
t. Whos fan

>>75043199
Jim Palmer is way worse.

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>>75043208
i bet it feels good

All those empty seats at the Whos home opener today.
Embarrassing desu

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>>75043222
>TFW to intelligent to watch scriptedball

>>75043239
Jim Palmer is a pompous ass who talks about himself but he doesn't act as a hype man for the O's and shit talk opponents.

>>75043260
It's to be expected when your team is a modern art masterpiece.

can someone hook me up with a mlb.tv login?

pm me

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>>75043265
You got a testicle on your head

>>75043239
Also based Gary Thorne is there so that alone makes the O's broadcasting awesome

>>75043280
sent

>>75043218
and you should see a doctor to get a vasectomy because anyone who likes the gnats booth should do the human race a favor and removes themselves from the gene pool. thanks in advance, buddy.

>>75043280
getajob@youidiot
password is ffokcuf

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wew

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>>75043289
if your balls look like that then I'm afraid you got varicocele

join the club we got jackets

LA Dodgers

>>75043338
SD Padres.

>>75043301
cheers lad
@75043312
rude

>>75043338
>>75043359
A big red fucking down arrow

>>75043260
Theyre a rebuilding team which has had 4 consecutive losing seasons and the team across the town just won the world series.

What did you expect?

>>75043399
We're not talking about my Sox.

>>75043399
lmao

>>75043268
FP is definitely a 'home team guy' but he doesn't really shit talk opponents. I agree that Palmer's ego is the size of the Bay Bridge though.

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>play on opening day
>off the next day
>finish the """"series"""" the next day before going to tampa

I don't think this semen slurping schedule is for me