Today on the menue:
Hoffenheim - Bayern
Dortmund - Hamburg
Köln - Frankfurt
Bremen - Schalke
>all games start at 20:00 CET
Interesting as fuck games tonight, enjoy lads
Ze Roberto is still playing professional football in Brazil
Why is there bundes in the middle of the week?
>>75034431
Because we lost last weekend due to the international break
>>75034431
because we need something to watch
Hoffenheim - Bayern 2:2
Dortmund - Hamburg 1:1
Köln - Frankfurt 1:0
Bremen - Schalke 1:3
>>75034455
t. >schalke fan
>>75034481
it's inevitable
sry, nils
>>75034448
>>75034432
Hiv\aids outbursts
>>75034402
hmmm, sounds good
Hoffenheim 0 : 6 Lewandowski
You saw it here first lads, better screencap this
Hoffenheim - Bayern 2:3
Dortmund - Hamburg 1:1
Köln - Frankfurt 2:1
Bremen - Schalke 2:2
>wer der bre men
What does this mean? Google translate not helpful
Who Sch/a/lke here?
>>75034455
Shit tipps
Hoppenheim 0-4 Bayern
Dortmund 6 - 2 HIV
Colon 1-1 Frankfurt
Bremen 2 - 3 Schalke
Bremen: Wiedwald, Gebre Selassie, Veljkovic, Moisander, Caldirola, S.Garcia, Grillitsch, Delaney, Junuzovic, Kruse, Pizarro.
Schalke: Fährmann, Höwedes, Kehrer, Nastasic, Stambouli, Schöpf, Goretzka, Meyer, Caligiuri, Choupo-Moting, Burgstaller.
DELANEY
DELANEY
DELANEY
BVB: Bürki, Bartra, Dembélé, Mor, Guerreiro, Aubameyang, Kagawa, Piszczek, Castro, Ginter, Weigl.
Köln: Horn, Klünter, Sörensen, Heintz, Hector, Lehmann, Höger, Jojic, Clemens, Rausch, Modeste.
Frankfurt: Hradecky, Wolf, Abraham, Vallejo, Oczipka, Tawatha, Mascarell, Gacinovic, Rebic, Fabian, Seferovic
who is the worst goalkeeper in the bundes?
bürki or fährmann?
Hoffenheim: Baumann, Hübner, Vogt, Süle, Toljan, Rudy, Zuber, Amiri, Demirbay, Kramaric, Wagner
Bayern: Ulreich, Rafinha, Javi Martinez, Hummels, Alaba, Alonso, Sanches, Robben, Vidal, Coman, Lewandowski
>>75034952
Wiedwald
>Coman & Sanches starting
uuuuuuhh
>>75034432
VW factories
>>75034961
>Sanches, Coman
cool beans
>>75034972
Wiedwald's form has been pretty good the past rounds. You don't put together a run like Werder, if your goalie sucks dick.
Dortmund: Bürki, Piszczek, Ginter, Bartra, Guerreiro, Weigl, Castro, Dembélé, Kagawa, Mor, Aubameyang
Hamborg: Adler, Sakai, Diekmeier, Mavraj, Ostrzolek, Ekdal, Walace, Gregoritsch, Holtby, Kostic, Wood
>>75034983
And he sucked for almost the whole first half of the season.
>>75034432
every single one of them is an emblem. fanclubs make no sense, do they?
one emblem in spain on the east looks like barcelona but its not where barcelona is on the map
Bittencourt on the bench.
>>75034979
I'll choose to believe this
1909 echte liebe
>>75034991
all werder keepers have sucked since wiese
anyone remember raphael wolf? unironically the worst keeper ive ever seen in almost 20 years of watching bundes
>>75035008
Nice one *thumbs up*
So I guess with Werder having become obsessed with Denmark, Frederik Ronnow will be in nets next season?
>>75034887
my uncle taking me to football games, buying me bravo sport and a sausage. those were the times
>>75034952
Lössl
>>75034895
shes a boring freak
>>75034999
Where are sardinia, corsica and sicily?
>>75035020
I really hope we buy more danes
Hmm
Provocative opinion: Tonight will be one of Sanches' last three starts for FC Bayern ever.
>>75035025
Really good stuff that
>>75035028
Isn't Martin Hansen even worse? I don't even remember what Danish team he played for.
>>75034936
>>75034961
sanches eh?
>>75035040
Yes, and I count Ludwig Augustinsson since he's played in Denmark for a while now and got his breakthrough here.
>>75035039
left out
>>75034952
bürki and fährmann have been very good this season
the worst ist lössl, then wiedwald (until recently), best is radetzky
>>75035043
>Isn't Martin Hansen even worse?
Not as long as Nyland exists. That guy is proper shit.
Merkel will be in attendance in Köln
>>75035039
What the heck, I didn't even notice that half of Denmark is missing.
Only the Jylland on the map.
hope she gets raped by modeste
>>75034425
every thread
why
Simulcast or Schalke?
Cant deceide matches look good
>>75035065
>muh NRW election
I will be watching Hoffenheim - Bayern since that is what Eurosport are putting on here.
>>75035113
what would you watch if you could pick
>>75035105
simulcast
>>75035105
bayern
>>75035113
lucky you
>>75035119
That one or Bremen - Schalke
>Sanches actually starting
Oh boy.
>>75035105
SCHALKE
holy shit St. Lauli is so pathetic
kekekekeeke
>>75035130
hmmm
>St. Pauli might actually go down
st. pauli getting relegated would be a good start
who here /pol/
always believe in your sooooul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcfUk5ptoCY
you're indestructible
>>75035037
Rude Tbh
Hello, I am from the future
Burgstaller will score a brace. digits confirm
>>75035167
Fuck off.
>>75034895
>tfw Carina is already in a relationship
he meant you though
>>75035167
1488 BROTHER :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>75035167
haha that's so 2016
>>75035167
>inb4 le ebul /pol/ boogeyman
>Dirtmouth will get their shit pushed in
>Hoffe will meme it up with a draw
>Leipzig will crush Mainz
good week
What is wrong with kate abdos skin?
Is there a more annoying team than Lothar and that blonde?
yes, women in general
>>75035290
Mad customer detected!
What is the best German film?
Is it das boot?
the one with Michaela Schaffrath
>>75035344
Metropolis
>>75035356
What is wrong with his hands?
Robben is captain today :)
>look guys, integration works
fuck off, it doesnt
>>75035369
Not even the best German silent film (cabinet of dr caliguiri)
>>75035356
fucking love it when people bring politics into football
Based Merkel, based Kölle
she heard hitler did it once so now she is not doing it anymore
>>75035373
>>75035377
>>75035356
>>75035397
disgusting.
>>75035391
>Not "Die Nibelungen"
>>75035406
>27:3
>>75035404
Haven't seen, will watch.
any acestream Konferenz links?
>>75035425
I don't have one.
>an offensive guy being captain
uh oh
>nose clogged
>hard to breathe through nose
>open windows
>ten minutes pass
>nose not clogged anymore
Who most plastic?
SAP hoffenheim
BAYER
VOLKSWAGEN
GAZPROM gelsenkirchen
RED BULL Leipzig
here we go
Sule is a big guy.
>>75035476
for you
question for bayernfags: do you guys feel confident for the games against halal?
>>75035484
yes
>>75035484
Maybe.
>>75035484
I don't know
>>75035344
Post more slagjes!
>>75035359
This!
>>75035425
>not leeching sky 4 free
pleb
>Sandra Wagner believes she is the best German striker
Lol
>>75035484
Can you repeat the question?
>>75035521
Who is?
>Ginter
I'm scared.
>rafinha causing a corner
>>75035484
you're not the boss of me now
>Alaba and Costa look the same
>>75035521
I think her first name is Selina though...
WTF? I love Hummels now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNYS8oSSRF4
>>75035562
Not again
>>75035484
yes
>>75035562
I meant Coman fug
Also Hoffenheim will score first.
>look at us we are trying and dont just defend!
epic hoffenheim, just epic
>>75035521
Do you mean Sahra Wagenknecht? She doesn't play football.
>Kramaric
>>75035549
Müller
ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich ulreich
>>75035591
W e w
ULREICH
>>75035549
Niederlechner
>>75035467
That's quite obvious isn't it?
4 of those clubs were founded cause some friends wanted to play football together.
1 was founded solely to advertise a product.
Hard to believe that's a third choice goalkeeper.
>>75035581
>>Also Hoffenheim will score first.
>obvious things happen
literally the opposite happens 90% of the time every time
ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER ERSATZ NEUER
>Rob Hölzner
Bayern not looking good
>Robert Holz
lmao
>>75035621
unlike you
>choky wood
>Bobby
>writing Sandra Wagner when actually wanting to write Selina Wagner
>wanting to write Selina Wagner when really meaning Tabea Kemme
wew
U S A
S
A
Hamburg
CASTRO
ICH VERLANGE GERECHTIGKEIT! VICTORIA GERECHTIGKEIT!
>>75035664
>"this hair looks good on me"
signed: that guy
>Adelholzener
>Adler
>Vidal
Holy shit
Nearly
>>75035664
That guy looks like a middle aged Jonathan Lipnicki
#EchteLiebe
EL COMANDANTE
CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO
>Adler
he doesn't really show up to his name
Der Klassiker just mentioned by the commentator.
>9 shots after 15min
Neat
>>75035701
sptw
>>75035691
who the hell is jonathan lipnicki?
>>75035722
>0 goals
>>75035664
JUST
webm Castro's goal?
>>75035735
Why pronounce those silly looking cheekbones even more?
Shareholder reporting in
>>75035729
The kid from Jerry Maguire, Stuart Little and The Littlest Vampire. Also I just learned M. Night was one of the screenplay writers for Stuart Little.
What happened to gaudino?
>>75035748
http://www.flashscore.com/match/WtCiPkwl/#video
>>75035760
no gaudi XD
>>75035760
I think he's manager at Reutlingen, the sly dog.
Is there anything more pathetic and degenerate than footfags?
>>75035760
He's at St Gallen. Not even starting there somehow.
>>75035760
loaned to saint gallen
http://www.transfermarkt.de/gianluca-gaudino/profil/spieler/195051
Bayernliga is pathetic, how the fuck is there a general for it?
Neuer would have gotten that
>>75035779
Bayern """""fans"""""" from NRW
>BUYERN
ANCELOTTI OUT
Wow
>ulrich
BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER
HOFFE
O
F
F
E
>unironically letting Sanches play
Really nice goal desu
>>75035789
yes
>Ulreich
>>75035779
My best friend likes hands. He didn't date a girl once because he didn't like the shape of her nails.
>scoring against Bayern
Oh boy. Big mistake
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
STATE OF ULLREICH
>STATE OF ULLREICH
>>75035800
>implying it's not Ancelotti's masterplan so everyone would shut up about Sanches already
>>75035812
Still a bit better than liking feet.
>>75035783
>*walks towards /bundes/*
>>75035800
a loss now will be good for the matches against dortmund and real madrid
>>75035812
fair enough
>>75035812
legitimate reason. show me your nails and i tell you if you're a whore
>>75035800
>sanches
Has he been this bad all year? Been dog shit garbage so far today
>>75035816
>underrating Hoffes busparking ability
Oh boy, oh boy
>>75035839
he's been shit all 27 years of his life
>>75035839
Yes. He crumbled like a cookie since he came to Bayern.
>>75035701
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
>>75035839
He's still a teenager.
>>75035837
No, but this girl isn't a whore. She is really cute and super conservative. Her nails just have a weird shape.
>ref signalling the ball was played
oh I am laffing
Operation #Vizemund in full swing.
>I feel uncomfortable
>my feet hurt
>these ultras behind my back are too loud
>why do I have to wear these stupid gloves
>I just want to sit on my comfy bench again
>Schalke
>>75035874
Weird nails wouldn't bother me too much. But if a girl had fucked up gremlin hands I couldn't date her.
Nice cross.
FUCK YES
Voll in die Fresse
>>75035812
Would understand if the fingers were too long or too short or if the hand had an overall ugly shape. But dropping a girl because of the nails which she can easy change is like dropping a girl for her hairstyle.
>these horrible bauern passes
>Obama
JESUS HES THROWING THE GAME ALREADY
AGAIN REEEEEE
Bobby will score a brace. Cap it.
great now i want to cuddle and cum inside this one girl
>elliot
>Bayern without Thiago
>schalke
borussia dutertemund reporting in
>>75035903
You want to cuddle inside her? That's fucked up.
>>75035898
Idk man, as a rule I don't date girls with dyed hair
>>75035918
unbirth?
>>75035898
depends how bad her hair is
>shaved
>>75035911
cynthia is an good anime
>obama
>>75035911
Show me your shares faggot
>>75035908
>>75035908
this lol
without Thiago and Neuer and maybe Lewandowski, Bayern is Kölle-tier
>Schalke defending
servus I'm here now
wtf is Bayern without Thiago doing senpai ;_;
Who /watching CFC-FCM instead/ here?
>not realizing Buyern is loosing intentionally to fuck with Dortmund
>>75035946
resting for der klassiker?
I fully expect Ginter to cause a penalty and get red.
>>75035946
Hoffenheim = mourinhos Chelsea ?
>>75035952
this
>>75035952
Bayern will become the ultimate memesters by letting Leipzig win on matchday 33.
Who /dortmund/ here? All wings report in!
>>75035963
>>75035971
can you summon Puligod for Obama pls
>>75035989
Hnnnnng dem calves
>>75035989
/right wing/ here
>>75035952
of course they are they let Sanchez and Rafinha play from the beginning
SUB IN PULISGOD ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCKING LE TACTICAL FOOLERY FAGGOT TUCHEL
>>75035989
What's her name?
>>75035933
I had to share a half eaten spring roll with my seven siblings last night because we're too poor to afford dinner.
>>75035989 yellow leader standing by
How do I get invited to the /bundes/ whatsapp group?
>>75035989
/laundry wing/ reporting in
>>75035995
You have to have patience young buck. The 62nd minute shall see your desire fulfilled
>>75036013
You don't.
>>75036006
what is der klassikuck in a couple days
what is resting players
>>75036013
>anime pic
you're already disqualified
>>75036021
Hehehehe :)
Is Ancelotti the real Taktikfuchs?
Damn Kay One is mad
>>75036026
>>75036035
cmon guys pls invite now
i thought ekdal was a midfielder?
>Robben getting flashbacks to the Dutch NT
What is Coman good at?
>>75036044
:^)
>>75036060
Post your number and I'll do it
>>75036069
i was thinking the same lel
>tfw Dortmund wastes the most big chances in the league
>>75036067
only one HSV CB is fit
>>75036074
he's fast
>still behind
Guess I'll give Manchester United - Everton a shot during the break and see where it takes me.
>>75036074
Competing with Pogba for the title of worst haircut ever
Why does Zuber sort of look like a gypsy?
>you now realize Bremen is only 3pts away from the EL spots right now
Wood better score against this shitty Dortmund defense or Im out
V nice build up Hoppenheim
>>75036113
and 6 from relegation
>>75036074
He is like a younger and more black skinned Hazard
ULREICH
Damn, Hoffenheim is the real deal.
>>75036113
Based Werder.
>Schalke
>>75036113
>>75036113
TOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOT
>>75036128
Too bad it will be over for them next season when Süle and Rudy leave :^)
>>75036128
hoffe is pretty based desu
>>75036085
no idea why people seem to find wide mouthed large lipped grins on grills attractive desu
>>75035880
>alexmoran.jpg
>>75036148
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
>>75036154
Geee, I winder how could be behind this....
>>75036128
Leipzig v Hoffe was pretty great to watch.
>>75036163
i have to walk 500 miles to the nearest village with internet but it's worth it so i could be with you guys :3
>I rate Lewandowski
What the fuck
What the fuck was that Robert?
>>75036161
>not watching Hoffenheim - Bayern
I wonder which Anon ITT has the worst firstname
like Enoch, Erwin or Jeremy-Pascal.
Hoffenheim will be back in the relegation battle next season.
Everyone who follows football for more than 2 years, knows this
>Lechancewasteski
>dumbers
>>75035748
>>75036243
Him and Aubameyang are clearly having a choke off tonight.
>minute 90
>Bayern down 1-0
>6 minutes added time
>goal Bayern 90 + 13'
>>75036237
tfw called pascal
Is Atze Schröder the worst and most annoying """""""comedian""""""" in Germany, even worse than Mario Barth?
>>75036243
At least he's not Obama. Faggot should be on a hattrick right now.
>>75036237
Nice tits
>>75036279
The Jeremy part ruins it tbqh
>>75036279
The only German I've ever met irl is called pascal
>>75036232
>watching hoffenheim - bayern
im currently disappointed with the outcome
>>75036237
thanks to Boardwalk Empire Enoch is a great (and desirable) name
>>75036282
No one is worse than Mario "MUH GF" Bath.
>>75036202
Well we're glad to have you
>>75036279
I will call you Marcel
>>75036279
how common is the name timothy in germany?
choupo moting is so useless.
no work ethic, no pace, can't pass, can't cross, he brings nothing to the game
>>75036298
>>75036279
>A FUCKING SI UNIT
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>75036282
I remember "Alles Atze" being relatively comfy
I'm sure I'd hate all of his standup, though
>>75036302
>he wants to be Donny
lel
>>75036279
Ossi Junge xD
>>75036160
Not everyone has a tiny cock like you chinks.
>>75036330
???
>>75036319
not at all
Tim or Timo is sort of common, but not Timothy, only maybe among pleb working-class trashy families, who tend to like English or French sounding names
Where to get such an S.Oliver coat
>>75036282
>worse than Mario Barth
not possible
>>75036358
>Ameridumbers
The SI unit for pressure is called a Pascal
>>75036237
>>75036358
pascal is a unit that is used to measure pressure
>>75036378
Jan isn't that bad.
>tfw I know two guys my age called Hans Hansen and Lars Larsen
>>75036262
>>75035762
Thanks
>>75036376
Shut up nerd
>>75036378
*Hacks u*
>>75036237
Erwin is based, though
>>75036298
does the last name also start with a P?
>>75036282
Saw him live last week, it was pretty funny. Although I can understand that you don't get him, if you're a nu-male cuck.
>>75036282
>Mario Barth
>Michael Mittermeier
>literally every other faggot who tries to be funney with a retarded Bauern accent
>>75036360
I personally also know a tom but not one Timothy.
>>75036415
>owlposting
>>75036407
*teleports behind u*
R8 this webm I found
>>75036416
Does not.
He's a Bayern fan from northern Germany tho
>>75036237
A
FUCKING
TRIANGLE
>>75036410
pic rel8d
Kaller is the best comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBPw0CrXZLI
>>75036322
why schalke don't play konoplyanka?
>>75036465
Gazprom is their main sponsor m8
t /x/
>>75036465
he didn't really put in much effort in his last games desu
>>75036465
>it takes the entire schalke bench 60 minutes just to spell his name on the sub request form
>>75036465
Doesn't know when to pass, doesn't work enough. Trainer prefers to bet on Chupo-Moting having one of his random games where he turns into Messi than actively trying to kono into the team.
>>75036493
I can see it, he is pretty lazy player in general.
>>75036465
subbing him on is a great time wasting tactic
>>75036465
Fuck Konoplyanka and fuck >Schalke! Dortmund buys Yarmolenko this summer.
>>75036531
do you want Dortmund to suffer?
>>75036531
>iarmolenko
Le Ukrainian cut inside man
Stop using exclamation points so much dude. Triggering
>>75036526
always thought he wasnt hmmmm
>>75036550
nah, when he was at Dnipro he sometimes disappear on the field, if he wasn't lazy he would play for Sevilla now.
all the games are pretty exciting today!!
can't wait to see how they end!!
>>75036549
Dont tell me what to do! EVERYONE has his OWN style!
>>75036465
dont listen to these other retards. There are a couple of reasons.
First he wasnt really that good when he played. although better than Choupo.
And more importantly they dont think he is worth 15mil. There is a clause if he gets to play the next few games schalke will have to buy him.
The Hoffenheim camera has such a weird angle it's so uncomfy
how can she have such a perfect waist-to-hip ratio and still support koln?
>>75036616
there is a rumor that Schalke will buy his contrakt and then will sell him to some PL midtable side.
>>75035356
>Merkel, do you expect me to talk?
>No Mr Bond, I expect you to get enriched
>>75036616
Didn't Weinzierl plan on buying him anyway?
>>75036634
i hope you enjoy the love of mentally challenged girls because that's exactly what you'll get from lena
>>75036634
>tattoo
Disgusting
KÖLLE
Ö
L
L
E
>Merkel bandwagoning another team
I'm backing up my porn at the moment. Should have done it much earlier.
>Merkel celebrating the goal
based, she has great taste in footy clubs
What a fucking save
What happened to Delaney? Hope it's nothing serious.
JESUS CHRIST DORTMUND JUST SCORE ALREADY
>Taking off Delaney
>dat Baumann save
>>75036676
>>75036688
There's an election in NRW in May, so of course she will celebrate Köln goals
S C H L A M P I G A F
>>75036700
Injured.
Jesus fucking Christ Dortmund.
Stop wasting so many fucking chances.
With Ginter on the pitch the other team is almost guaranteed to score.
>>75036707
did she dabbed?
>>75036707
why isn't she at Dortmund or >Schalke then?
>>75036634
So you like midget legs?
>>75036750
dortmund too many nazis
>schalke too many assis
köln too many homosexuals
it's pretty obvious
>>75036726
It just keeps happening
>>75036750
Because BVB fans are either SPD or AfD voters, there's no hope for her there and >schalke isn't playing at home today
Robben went outside, I don't know what world we live in anymore
>>75036026
You lied to me
P U L I
This was your chance Coman, what the fuck
>>75035587
>leiceiecieceister
>Coman
Are his feet too fast for his head?
>>75036788
73' goal
>>75036803
He's always looking for a foul, hate wingers like that.
Fucking College interrupting my Bundesliga
>>75036803
>implying he has a head
I've never seen Woods play for the USMNT and after that shot I now know why
>>75036871
He plays alright for the NT desu
>de gea
>>75036578
Sevilla is literally plebbit: the club.
>>75036971
It's called >de gay, my friend
>>75036980
still better than >schalke
>le lose possession pacy nigger
>>75037011
But >Schalke isn't reddit, >Schalke are quite literally /our guys/
>>75037054
lol no
>austrian >schalke fan
go away adolf, we're not going to do this again
Hoffenheim needs to concede soon REEEEEEE
Bayern has had a lot shit buys lately.
Sanches is a trainwreck lmao
>>75037054
Tbh Sandhausen are our guys
>Sanches out
fucking finally
sell this nigga in summer
Aubameyang's just moved ahead in the choke off
>Obango
What the hell Obama
Ribery is pure magic.
yeah no i really don't think dortmund will win this. how the fucking hell can you choke this many chances in one fucking game.
>Obama Jr
he's nothing without his mask
WHY
CAN'T
>WE
FINISH
>>75037127
He looks like he has stabbed his fair share of hookers in his day
>>75037127
Garbage*
>bernat
>>75037145
no Reus
Ancelotti subs make no sense sometimes.
>It's a "home team wins by one goal" episode
>>75037192
It's a good episode today tßh.
>schalke
>>75037192
>All 4 games are 1-0
Praise kek
>SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe >SCHALKe
>Schalke
>>75037192
>goal """mania"""
>1-0 everywhere
What an absolute meme of a league
>schalke
>Schalke
>Sahin is still alive
>I rate Höwedes
>>75037247
>still
implying they didn't revive him
FUCK YES
>Schalke
AHAAHAAH
With Alonso and and Lahm retiring, Kimmich moving to RB and Sanches being sold/loaned out, Bayern need a mature, world class, proven Bundesliga midfielder next season to control their game.
No gambles, just guaranteed class.
Hmmm hard to think of one...
Time for schnapps
this is gonna end 1:1 lads
Who will replace Tuchel?
>>75037287
stfu
you're annoying as shit
>Frankfurt will get relegated this season
>>75037292
looks like Denmark already had some (see >>75037287)
>>75036737
wtf am i looking at la
KAWAGA KAWAGA KAWAGA
FUCKING FINALLY
>>75037298
>the city of (you)
>>75037298
>the city of you
>>75037299
Not his fault they can't finish for shit. It could easily be 5, instead it's only 2.
REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!!
REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!!
REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!! REISSACK!!!
>Ekdal
fucking lel
nippon stronk
>>75037247
>sahin still exists
TFW dembele will end up like him if he moves to barca
KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA
Who will replace Ancelotti?
>>75037299
>falseflagging this hard
SVW SVW SVW
>>75037323
FUCKING THIS
Weinerzl OUT
>>75037299
Pulisic
>THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE >THE CITY OF SCHALKE
can someone give me a quick rundown on TSG Hoffenheim, please?
>>75037346
k*opp
>schalke
fucking finally
>>75037355
The secret to his success?
Ramen.
>schalke
>Aubameyang can't drib-
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN
If Hoffenheim concedes this matchday will be perfect
>schalke
atleast fucking score schalke you fucking embarassments
>>75037361
Nagelsmann is a pretty good manager, and they've made a few good transfers.
>giving a player his debut, when you're 2-0 down
Ballsy at least.
tfw the only reason aubamechoke didn't lose you the game is because bobby just wood not score
>>75037394
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>tfw Bremen is back
What are Sanches and Coman doing out there
>>75037403
Nah it's perfect already
>>75037342
FUCKING FILTHY WHORE!!1
LOOK AT HER BELLY EXPOSED LIKE THAT AND HER TONGUE LICKING HER TEETH LIKE SHE'S READY TO LICK COCK!1! I BET HER BREATH SMELLS LIKE COCK
WHOOOOORE!11
julian nagelsmann has such a punchable face
Just think, in half a year's time, Leipzig will have buttfucked Real and Hoffenheim will have buttfucked Chelsea in the CL.
Post yfw >Schalke has to play relegation against Union.
>>75037449
Truly dark times.
>>75037455
>>75037445
r o d e n t
>>75037455
s a d
k e l l e r
>it's another Kramarić won't pass in a 3 v 3 episode
>>75037437
Sharia law in Deutschland when?
>>75037361
Club is only there where it is because of fuckloads of shekels by Dietmar Hopp, CEO of SAP (tech firm)
>germany so scared of the incoming American dominance of football that they constantly sit our GOAT
at least fulham and Spurs played Dempsey
>>75037455
e u p h o r i c
>>75037425
based Bremen
>>75037503
This is why no one likes americans.
First Bayern defeat after 21 matches?
Touchdown Bayern
The gap will only be 10 points tomorrow and 7 points after this weekend.
The bulls are coming.
>>75037503
Be happy about Dortmund taking the Pulisic situation slow. You don't want another Freddy Adu
>asking for a penalty there
Pathetic
It's nice to see Sahin playing again and Kagawa having returned to GOD mode.
>4 minutes
>>75037455
>you now remember they were in the CL with a wonderful Draxler and prime Huntelaar
uiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiui
Thanks Obama!
AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG
Thanks A lot Obama
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Bayern running around like healdess chickens what's going on?
25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25
AUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
C F C
F
C F C
>>75037613
No Thiago, no party.
>UPDATE
Aubameyang (25 goals)
Lewandowski (24 goals)
Modeste (22 goals)
I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA I FORGIVE YOU OBAMA
>>75037584
>you now remember that they almost cucked Real after losing 2-0 at home
also statpadder auba you really didn't deserve that after wasting so many
ZWEI MINUTEN AUSHARREN JETZT IN HOFFENHEIM
OH MEIN GOTT
>draws the foul before the 1:0
>scores the 2:0
>assists the 3:0
The incredible power of ramen.
Is bitburger good?
WHY ARE WE LOSING? WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY CAN'T MY TEAM WIN????? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!! GIVE ME A REFUND NOW!!!! I WILL BUY MERCHANDISE FROM A BETTER CLUB NOW!!
>>75037449
Leipzig will get poached similar to what was tried with Lester. The Jews at redbull wont say no to 50 mil like lester did
Baumann MOTM
>>75037645
>this flag
>this post
do you rate Kramarić?
>>75037622
>tfw qt wellenreuther not playing
>>75037623
>can't even get a duseltor anymore
F I N I S H E D
Real will rape them so hard
bremen spielt nicht mit und gewinnt 3:0, typisch
rest in piss
>>75037679
You sound like a salty Fischkopp
>>75037640
I dunno. I recommend Warsteiner or Veltins.
>>75037640
Yes, nothing special though.
RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! RÜCKZAHLUNG JETZT! IHR HABT DAS GEWINNVERSPRECHEN GEBROCHEN! HOENESS RAUS!!!!!!!!!
>>75037687
That doesn't even make sense.
>>75037618
underrated as fuck
Well at least we now know Hoffenheim won't suck complete shit in the CL... hopefully.
>they actually did it the madmen
absolutely based hoffe
REEE
what a match
>>75037688
>I dunno. I recommend Warsteiner or Veltins.
fucking Wessi plebs, I swear to god
>>75037722
nigger
>>75037715
Why do you care? You aren't even german.
which match should i watch tomorrow lads?
OH GOD, WHO WILL BUY THIS STUFF NOW?
http://www.mdr.de/mediathek/livestreams/fernsehen/livestream-sachsen100.html
http://www.mdr.de/mediathek/livestreams/fernsehen/livestream-sachsen100.html
http://www.mdr.de/mediathek/livestreams/fernsehen/livestream-sachsen100.html
Thiago and Neuer make Bayern great, without them, they're EL-tier desu
>>75037742
None. Fuck off you annoying cunt.
Bayern:Paulaner
Dortmund:Brinkhoff
Schalke:Veltins
Gladbach:Bolten
Augsburg:Riegele
Hoffenheim:Dachsenfranz
Hannover:Herrenhäuser
Bremen:Beck's
Frankfurt:Krombacher
Freiburg:Rothaus
Stuttgart:Dinkelacker
Hamburg:Holsten
Köln:Gaffel Kölsch
St. Pauli:Astra
Bochum:Fiege
Nürnberg:Kulmbacher
Braunschweig:Wolters
Leipzig:Red Bull
>>75037742
CHELSEA
>>75037737
Because I like Germany and German clubs.
losing today was actually better for us
we don't really need the points and Doofmund will still be ranked fourth. the only thing that would have been better would have been them losing or at the very least drawing
>>75037754
Very much this.
>>75037742
Gladbach-Hertha
>>75037781
>Leipzig:Red Bull
Ur-Krostitzer*
>>75037742
Chelsea - City or Barca - Sevilla.
None of the BuLi games look appealing.
>>75037781
>Frankfurt:Krombacher
what
OBAMA
webm anyone?
friendly reminder:
>>75035952
>>75037781
>>75037796
Leipzig: Sternburg
>>75037790
thanks
>>75037803
>not watching Abstiegskracher
>>75037812
he finally scored in a 1vs1
>buyern customers on damage control af
wew
>>75037796
>>75037824
No, its Red Bull.
>>75037824
U-K is the stadium beer and it's great desu.
>>75037781
>not Hövels
>>75037659
I capped it. ill be back in august to remind you
>>75037803
gladbach hertha maybe? i mean dahoud vs 3rd place berlin could be pretty cool>>75037795
and i won't watch both i need me sleep
anyone here /perlenbacher/?
>>75037808
>HOFFENHEIM – MÜNCHEN 1:0 - Julian nagelt Bayern weg!
>>75037840
Kill yourself red bull faggot.
>>75037852
>dat XXL
looks like it's from LIDL
>>75037845
Better check back next spring, during winter break.
>>75037848
Aren't they both pretty boring?
If I had to choose I would probably just go with Leipzig since I kind of support them.
>>75037870
Currently doing so.
IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE IMMOBILIE
>>75037848
Just stay away from /bundes/.
Is Kagawa-san elite again?
>>75037858
I had this haircut when I was little
rip in piece, dumbers
>>75037753
please watch our league
>>75037888
>since I kind of support them.
You really are the worst poster here. kys
>>75037872
its lidl but its actually good. tried it when they changed the recipe of my usual beer which suddenly gave me the worst hangovers
>>75037834
literally no damage occurred
what would we be controlling?
>>75037928
How can you not like based Yussuf?
>>75037928
Sorry I'm not born in Germany! But this means I don't have to support some local club and can appreciate the most exciting teams instead.
Hacker pschorr Is ____?
>>75037961
kys you are cancer.
>>75037980
>t. butthammered shareholder
>>75037966
ALDI is love
If Uli and Kalle have sense (and of course the two best football administrators in the world do) they have deposited a large amount of money in Nagelsman's accounts to make him stay with Hoffenheim until we need him.
It's good to have someone like him on standby.
>Jan Löhmannsröben
kek. what a name
>>75037996
That doesn't make any sense.
>>75038021
52 > 50
>>75037980
You don't think Leipzig is an exciting, well-run club?
Loads of young players and a dynamic playing style.
>>75037966
agreed on the poor selection. but perlenbacher is actually a solid beer desu
>You will never choke denmark with your own bare hands
>>75038004
Kaufland best girl
>>75038033
I don't get it. I'm not even from Dirtmund.
>>75037895
Yes.
>Madgeburg getting promoted
>Zwickau getting promoted
2. Bundes is slowly becoming DDR Oberliga
>>75038006
why would bayern need him? he has zero international experience and when it comes to winning the league, even kalle or uli could do it themselves or just letting the players train on their own would probably suffice.
>>75038041
Its not and you are cancer. If you hate german football so much you should really fuck off.
>>75038076
He will have international experience after next season. Let's see how it goes of course.
>>75038087
But I like German football??
Man /bundes/ is really getting worse every year.
>>75038112
Fuck off to the premier league threads you cancerous piece of shit.
>>75038117
You're just older and less easily amused.
>>75038117
that's because bundesliga gets worse every year. people don't bother anymore because the meisterschaft is irrelevant and relegation is literally shitposting.
>>75038148
>That flag
I'm pretty sure its because of retards like you.
>>75038140
No I don't think so
>>75038187
OK
foreigners out desu
Waiting for news about Delaney's injury.
I think everybody should post their dick and the smallest and the biggest have to leave
>>75038250
Literally just speak in German if you want that la.
>>75038293
Good idea. Mine is two inches
From the ground
>>75038148
the pre 2014 threads in the archive are still funny
>Memenitz and Magdememe drawing
Zwickau is the true winner here
what do you guys think about sport1
for me it has the best mixture of tits, clickbait and news
>>75038363
Ok sorry
>>75038407
>website not viewable without Adblock
kys my man
>>75038421
don't feel sorry
not your fault
>>75038363
Could you post an example thread?
Der KSC stellt Mirko Slomka frei. Marc-Patrick Meister übernimmt das Amt des Cheftrainers.
>>75038925
Auch gerade auf Kicker gesehen.
shareholder here, im so mad right now. You are doing this on purpose dont you, bayernfags?
Hello I'm back from work
Pretty good matchday so far.
>>75037767
>>75038250
>>75037928
>>75037980
>>75038087
>>75038140
I like your autism, have a ((You.))
>>75039392
huh?
>>75040436
Yeah he can be quite obsessive, but I like him. Although I don't agree with his "old /bundes/ was superior in every way" narrative.
good night
>>75040452
losing against hoffenheim