/bundes/liga - Matchday 26 Sunday Games - Maskman Edition

Miranda gets a yellow for kicking someone in the face. Meanwhile Ngamaleu misses a difficult header.

That's seven hours of bike racing watched today.

>>75000091
make your own thread, nobody cares about your schluchtenscheißer league here

Aaaaand Dovedan skies it. And there is the break.

>>75000148
u mad bruh?

>>75000166
Hes Nr. 11 right?

Shit player

>>75000226
He just has a bit of a shit day. It's his first top-flight season and he has something like 7 goals and 8 assists.

It's actually quite the achievement from Salzburg, leading by 3 goals from 2 shots on target doesn't happen that often.

please send more germans to MLS

>>75000350
you'll get Schipplock and Lasogga

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>you can actually win the signed underpants of the guys that moderated the Barca - PSG game in the "goal of the month" televoting.

THANK YOU BASED ORF

>>74999995

please explain to me how the media jews see a nike advert in this mask.

>Lelerlosen vs Golfsburg
don't think I can bring myself to watch this

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>tfw half of the teams can get relegated yet

wew lads

who will join darmstadt in the 2nd league next season?

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>>75000417

>>75000444
Ingolstadt, with Mainz 16th

>>75000417
the mask was literally given to him by Nike

they try to build him up as their "masked finisher" or some shit like that

which is akward, because Dortmund's sponsor is Puma....

>>74999995
Two of the most hateable people in one picture. Nice.

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>>75000456
>>75000496

JUST

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>>75000444
hope:
Wolfsburg
HSV

reality:
Ingolstadt
Wolfsburg

>>74999995
Passlack looks like Holtby there

He's also just as shit as him.

>>75000546
no one is worse than Holtby not even me

>>75000516
Passlack and ?

>>75000546
Holtby was MOTM yesterday, you pleb

The best bet for getting Altach back into the game are corners., Salzburg doesn't seem very secure there.

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>>75000456
>tfw dumb Echte Liebe™ BVB shareholders will fall for this and buy those shitty, overpriced masks in masses
>tfw Aubameyang then leaves their club in summer

well played Nike

All in all, Altach seems to have recovered over the break. Ball retention and counterpressing have improved considerably.

>>75000594
Mask nigger

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>>75000616
>>75000696

>>75000692
BVB = RB

Laimer turns into Sanic, but Lukse tips it over the bar.

AND THERE IS THE 0-4
Minamino pokes the resulting corner into the net.

>SHITSEHIT
my sides

>>75000605
>implying I watch HIV games

holtby plays for hamburg, so he's shit by definiton

>>75000810
>not knowing the difference between a shareholder and a consumer

>buyern customer with attention deficit showed up
ugh

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>>75000616
>>75000696

>>75000826
Who did you mean by this?

>>75000966
commentator's curse 2bh.

I bet against a work colleague that Gladbach would win the EL. Then they went out against fucking >Schalke.

why do black people like Nike so much anyway?

>Vorarlberg defending

It is safe to say that Altach's dreams are currently being dissolved in Fohrenburger. It is 0-5 for Salzburg.

>>75001033
because slavs already occupy Adidas

>>75001033
>"american" "culture"

>le inconsistent Kosovar of good technique is at it again

Berisha smacks a FK against the bar.

>>75001131
why are you here

>>75001131
honestly just fuck off retard, it's enough now, no one in the whole wide world cares about the austrian league, I would rather have a threesome with 2 serbian rapists than watching a single minute of our league.

>>75001229
Suffering from a cold and nothing to do. Why are you here?

it's brilliant if you think about it

>produce a shitty looking mask with a production cost less than 1€ for each mask probably
>Aubameyang celebrates with the mask
>media criticizes him for this
>BVB fans want to show solidarity with Aubameyang
>Nike offers the masks for sale for a ridiculous double digit price
>thousands of BVB fans buy it
>Aubameyang moves to a Nike sponsored team in summer
>BVB fans now have a shitty looking mask in their homes, for which they will never again find any use again and paid a ridiculous amount of money for it despite living on their pathetic Ruhrpott income

whoever came up with this in the Nike marketing department, should immediately get a promotion 2bh

>>75001291
you already said this and it doesn't make any more sense now

i find this mask incident fascinating and i wonder what nike's goal here is. just advertising a product is the most obvious answer but is this really all? if not aubemeyang himself, then surely the responsible nike personell knew that this wouldn't fly unnoticed. they knew that dortmund will get in trouble with their sponsor. now such an incident will not make puma leave - it's too trivial for that. but if i might inject a conspiracy theory here: what if aubemeyang himself is the target? what if someone wants to seperate him from dortmund? puma will not pull out, but they will surely demand publicly visible punishment for aubemeyang. he will have nasty talks with his superiors and the relationship between him and the club will get tainted. all this especially in times with constant rumors about him leaving? very intriguing.

Berisha No.1 goes off and Berisha No.2 comes on

Oh and Christoph Leitgeb still exists. I wonder when his knees will explode again.

Meanwhile Altach have switched out Ngamaleu for Zivotic.

>this autism by the austrian ITT

what does he mean by this?

you spamming the thread won't make people suddenly get interested in your shitty league I'm afraid

Minamino has an almost ridiculous scoring record. He scores about one goal per hour, but apart from that he's probably the laziest Japanese footballer I've seen so far.

>tfw there is a realistic chance we could get rid of wolfsburg this season

let's hope for the best lads

Well that's it, Salzburg wins 0-5. The game will probably only be remembered for Andi Ulmer scoring a brace.

>>75001734
too many clubs deserve to go down and Ingo and Coloncity are blocking two spots already.

>>75001812
Wouldn't entirely count Ingolstadt out just yet 2bh

They're playing Augsburg and Damrstadt next, 2 wins there and they're alive again.

>>75001857
Their next 4 games are all against teams in the relegation battle.

Federer x Nadal in 32 minutes lads

>>75001909
But that's a good thing, they still have many chances.

We basically will know by the end of next week if Ingolstadt is gone or can still have hopes.

As of now, only Darmstadt is truly dead.

>>75001943
>tennis

lol no

>>75001367
I think you're right

who cares

>>75002024
yer mem

rekt

PRESS THAT BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZGOMEZ

warum schreit dieser spacko immer so? außerdem

GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ

>Leverkusen

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>the city of neverkusen

GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ

Why is Super Mario so based

wait you are watching this game?

WAH WOOHOO

>this game

BENULDI :DDDDD

GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ GOTTMEZ

wew

>>75003114
I don't get it either

>Neverkusen

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

classic Levercucks

Wtf am I watching тbh

>this fucking game

>Wolfsburg

THIS GAME

lmao

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RAMALAM
DING DONG
RAMALAM
DING DING DONG

>Golfsburg


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

W T F
T
F

>el plastico is unironically better than der """""""""""""""""""""""klassiker"""""""""""""""""""""""

>don't sub Pohjanpalo in
>rest of team falls into despair
>let in 3 goals

pottery

LMAO WHAT IS GOING ON

>auferstanden aus Tribünen
top kek

>letting gomez score 3 goals against you

Jesus...

>>75003212
>el plastico
What

KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI

>>75003212
That's not the plastico.

>5 goals
>injiry break

>3 minutes
ah yes

>golfsburg, darmshit, ingolshit down
>stuttgart, union and hannover up

That would actually be pretty good.

>>75003266
even 90 minutes of leverkusen and wolfsbrg is too much

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>>75003252
>>75003264

>>75003339
>Union
Fucking plebeians

>only 6 points in my tippspiel this weekend
ugh......

>>75003339
augsburg will go down instead of vw

>>75003364
>Club exists since 1945
>gets promoted to Bundesliga in 2002
>50+1 in 2009
>plastic
I admit their fanbase is weak but Bayer is more of a plastic club there, since it has the fucking name in it

>>75003349
haha lolll xd

>>75003420
both teams are plastic

>>75003613
Die Roten Bullen vs SAP AG = plastico
Volkswagen vs Bayer = concernico

>Neverkusen still has to play Leipzig, Bayern, Schalke, Köln, Hertha

aw shit

>>75003691
>>75003613
Wrong

Brondby 3 - 2 FC Midtjylland

Bendtner starting for Rosenborg now.

>Honey, we have a perfect life. A nice house, fit bodies, good education and ample free time. Now let's fuck it all up by me cumming in you and spend the best part of our lives raising a lump of flesh until it's sentient and strong enough to cast us off

hey dumbmark

get bendt lol

>>75004491
>t. virgin

>>75004491
who are you talking about?

>>75004491
Is this your autistic way of telling us you are getting a baby girl? :3

>>75004530
whoever feels addressed

>>75004537
no

>tfw missed GOMEZ posting

>>75004491
this 2bh

nobody should get kids before their 30s

>>75004492
Lol

>>75004638
*no man

*BING BING*

*1-UP*

WAHOO

>>75004706
there we go

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just fuck my season up

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>tfw no matter how many years you waste on here, Asuka anon will always be with you

>time spent having fun is time wasting

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Would he have become a pro referee without migrant bonus?

>>75005297
yes

>>75005297
honestly no

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time for bed

>>75005546
I moved a thin mattress and my duvet and pillow to my couch this morning so I could watch Tour of Flanders while being comfy and I'm still here. Might just fall asleep here with the tv on.
Napoli - Juventus is on so maybe watch that.

>>75005546
Oh and good night

>>75005664
that sounds good

night

soooooooooooooooooo rude
>>75006630

Damn... Lord scored tonight

>>75005297
yes

guys can you upvote my post >>75006672
tried really hard

>>75007023
no

>>75007067
komm schon Lenny, sei kein Frosch

Van der Vaart: "In Denmark I can walk around in peace. It feels like no one watches football here."

>>75007288
make it your mission to find where he lives and bully him

>>75007288
kek
Bandwagonmark BTFO

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i wish i could watch some footy right now so i don't have to think about my shitty life.

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>>75007552
Well I believe he lives in Esbjerg, which is literally all the way across the country from me.

>>75007628
watch Napoli vs Juve

>>75007628
That Sunday evening feel, huh? I feel you :/

Can't you watch a nature documentary? Or maybe watch 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown on youtube?

>>75007606
He already complained that the stadiums were empty a few weeks ago.
I guess the step down was a bit steeper than he expected hehe

>>75007628
same

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>>75007711
it's the 85th minute already. :(

>>75007723
no. there is a big opportunity to catch in my life and i am scared of it.

documentaries won't fix my mood. i will watch one when i go to bed though.
but i guess i could watch schulz & böhmermann.

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>>75007913
As someone who had a big opportunity in his life and let it slip because he was scared - just go for it. I know it's not that easy, but JUST DO IT.

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So, I got this on the merge

i was so happy

>>75007913
be the Waldgänger

>>75007628
based fucking goozey

>>75008199
what should I ask the barber to get boateng's haircut?

>>75008199
what a punchable face he has

>>75005310

>>75008328
Just bring the picture

>>75008328
just poodle my hair up famalam

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>Denm/a/rk

>>75008506
No, look closer. The file name is wrong. It's not me.

>>75008328
Merkel Youth

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>>75008517
I believe you

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>>75008608

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>>75007992
yeah i know.

>>75008313
the what?

the new schulz & böhmermann episode is pretty gud so far btw desu.

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time to get stoned

>>75008328
>einmal Pinselkopf, habibi

>google Pinselkopf
>this shows up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGvFBdmGbM4
where did it all go wrong?

>>75009635
rip

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yes good night

Good morning

Night>>75008746

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>>75000091

https://youtu.be/Pj1AN5hVvk8

>>75015580
>jodel
Shit app desu

>>75015620
sounds like the Aubameyang song

Morgen

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hmmmmm.....

Müller is out of the Hoffenheim game and Der Klassiker with an injury. He should be ready for the games against Real Madrid.

>>75016232
what if she's a >schalke fan that lost a bet

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@MarcBartra Yesss!! Thanks to everybody: fans, media... all of you! We've found our brave supporter! A promise is a promise, see you soon Steffi!

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>>75016635
So her husband is a Schalke supporter.

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hiiiiiiiiii hellooo

>>75016638
ugh

>>74999995
>nike
>not red bull

>>75016660
Ugh, you don't get the context so don't even comment, okay?

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>>75016645

>>75016698
Exactly

>Premier League, La Liga and Bundesliga tomorrow
What a pleasant surprise

>>75016726
Solid bundes matches.

goooood morning

>>75016760
Yes, quite good. Not much on offer from England sadly, unless Manchester United surprise and actually play well. Which I don't hope for my brother's sake since that would put his trip to Manchester this weekend in stark relief.

>>75016770
Good morning.

And the Tiber Derby in the Coppa Italia

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hello i am here now

>>75016883
>all these 10's
DAMN

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>>75016883
>tfw you will never be a 10

>Fans held up sheets of paper bearing his name and the No71 – a reference to La Smorfia, a Neapolitan book in which different categories of dream are associated with digits, which can be used by superstitious types to play the lottery. Seventy-one corresponds, in local dialect, to “l’omm ‘e mmerd” – “the shit man”.

Do any players have 71 as a squad number?

(I can't believe I am able to ask this question)

>“It is fake news that Julian has agreed terms with Bayern,” Jurgen Brandt told Kicker

>>75015997
>Bröndby buying the Bundesliga
ugh

yes morning

>>>/pol/119309194

Explain yourself, Denmark!

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>>75017041
hummels pains me more than lewy desu. i really thought he would never do the dickmove.

>>75016859
>No-Name
>Delaney
pick one

>>75017053
They'll send a couple of players the other way this summer.

>>75017067
Good morning

>>75017068
Maybe that's the guy I spoke to at a party

>/pol/
[puke-chan.png]

>>75017074
Exactly. Even the mighty Toffees wanted him, AND he has a name.

>>75017071
you're right he really shouldn't have transfered from bayern to dortmund

>>75017014
I have no idea

>>75017082
his sister is a cunt and took advantage
and hes dumb

>>75017078
>Maybe that's the guy I spoke to at a party

Don't get me wrong. It's not like this guy isn't right about the qhole thing. I was just surprised you could be this redpilled. But apparently I expected too much.

very interesting
now please fuck off to /pol/
thank you very much

goodbye
I know the song is a bit overdone but this is one of my favourite versions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O_465Yzh5s

>>75015220
morning anon

>>75016188
morgen anon

>>75016188
checked

>>75016652
hey anon

>>75016645
>>75016698
>>75016712
whats wrong

>>75016893
hi konata

>>75016928
not with that attitude you wont

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>>75017199
im listening to nightcore again as it is a good motivator

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>im listening to nightcore again

>>75017683
hello

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Hi is this /cric/ ?

>>75017634
It's just a pretty bizzarre move to be honest.

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€8m per annum

>>75017942
Kappa currently pay around €3m per year

>>75017715
yes hi

>>75017860
who moved?

>>75018147
Ian Ayre

>>75016698
>>75016712
funny how geniuses understand each other no matter how weird they are talking about

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>>75018169
hehehe

>>75017860
1860 is well know for hiring swindlers.

>>75018209
>ARE YEER, LA

>Zweitliga-Tabellenführer VfB Stuttgart will mit dem Verkauf von Anteilen 100 Millionen Euro einnehmen. Wie der Verein am Montag mitteilte, sollen die Mitglieder des Vereins bei einer außerordentlichen Mitgliederversammlung am 1. Juni 2017 über die dafür notwendige Ausgliederung einer AG abstimmen.

>making /mlpol/ a green board

Anyone besides me thinks this is more of a /pol/-/trash/-mashup?

>>75018163
never heard of him before

>Ian Ayre is a former chief executive officer and main board director of Premier League club Liverpool FC.

liverpool guy joining 1860. bizarre indeed

~

why does nobody own a projector anymore

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Anyone else here?

>>75018547
I never owned one

>>75018664
why not? would be perfect for your living room. you have a high ceiling

>>75018664
that dude has nice hair

>>75018678
just like you

>>75018675
How far do you need between it and the wall?
My living room isn't that big.

>>75018664
looks like a funeral

politics

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>>75018691
in fact i have the same hair, but brown. :)

>>75018693
a cheap one around two meters
a good one around the same but you can go further away, up to three and a half meters

>>75018735
okay

im pulling your plonkers here because i want people to talk about projectors since i am in the proccess of informing myself about them

something ive learned: any projector with "DLP" is not for me because it makes too much noise. the bigger the projector, the more space it has for ventilating air. DLP projectors are usually as big as a bigger book

who /RB/ here?

>>75018801

>>75018751
Oh okay, that's not bad.

>>75018830
No

what are you going to do with that projector?

>>75019055
project the computer screen onto a wall or screen

>>75019064
what exactly will be projected from the computer?

movies? games?

we had one back then. we used to play alot of FIFA on it. good times desu. but only if you have friends. guess its nice for movies aswell if you are a movie guy

>>75019081
the content. like having this thread open in firefox
i would replace my current screen on the desk with a wall screen

>>75019096
i dont play any games
movies sure
i guess id have something to offer for visitors. i also own a playstation 3 which i havent touched in years

a projector lamp lasts 5000 hours. when i have the projector running for 6 hours every single day, id have to replace the lamp every 2 years. a lamp costs between 100 and 200€

i guess thats okay

do you have any visitors tho??

>>75019152
yes

i would also buy a fantastic chair to place in the middle of the room that is easy on my back

i will have to actually go into a store and try out actual chairs

really really NOT easy to tipp this week guys

pls help

>>75019216
no

>>75019202
Yes

>>75019216
"tipp" against the teams you support

>Gewinnspiel: Wir verlosen ein signiertes Paar Fußballschuhe von Tabea Kemme
>
>https://www.turbine-potsdam.de/2017/03/17/gewinnspiel-wir-verlosen-ein-signiertes-paar-fussballschuhe-von-tabea-kemme/

hmmmmm....

>>75019237
thanks

>>75019251
It's impossible for me to buy stuff like that. I have to look up and try everything and I always fear that I could get something slightly better if I just kept looking for another day maybe.

nein

>implying i support multiple teams

>>75019246
tom and the foot fetishist want those boots so bad

>>75019246
hmmmm.... if i participate and win i might be able to sell them to one of you kemme fetishists.

halt deine beine still, lukas

>>75019272
i have a different thinking that prevents me from those downers

>>75019246
let's propose tom. someone should write a mail and include a link to tom's blog

>>75019315
That's good.
I think my problem with furniture especially stems from me being Danish. We have the best furniture in the world and we all know how it's supposed to look like, but the actual stuff is incredibly expensive so you have to compromise.

>>75019328
>tom's blog
what is that? casual /bunda/ reader here

someone at work today told me bayern promoted a new 17yo goalkeeper who replaces tom starke

Dortmund - Hamburg (Di.) 1:2

Hoffenheim - Bayern 1:2

Bremen - Schalke 1:1

Köln - Frankfurt 2:0

Gladbach - Hertha (Mi.) 1:1

Mainz - Leipzig 0:2

Wolfsburg - Freiburg 2:1

Augsburg - Ingolstadt 1:1

Darmstadt - Leverkusen 0:1

>>75019341
never satisfied

>>75019347
http://tabea-kemme.tumblr.com/

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>>75019353
>no team scoring more than two goals

good evening. today i watched leverkusen v wolfsburg
how is everyone?

>>75019367
What the fuck.
Anyway.
>Bitte sendet uns eure Vorschläge mit einer Begründung bis zum 24.03.2017

it's englische woche

no one is fit enough for more than 2 goals

it will be lazy ass games where teams will be satisfied if they win with no effort

>>75019362
No. But I can perfectly picture my living room exactly as I want it. The problem then is finding the exact pieces of furniture in that picture, at a reasonable price.

>>75019395
implying dortmund vs angstgegner hsv won't be a tippitoppiturbomatch

>>75019384
good evening. i watched the highlights
im fine and you

>>75019384
I'm good, thank you. I watched the ending of today's stage in Vuelta Ciclista al Pais Vasco.

>>75019395
implying bayern wont steamroll hoffenheim, get a cheeky 2-0 win over dortmund and demolish real madrid 3-0 on tuesday

>>75019415
i understand. it sounds suffering

>>75019293

kemme+feet patrician fetish ultra combo tabihannes

>dumbmark

>allowing Americans to make documentaries
Ugh. Why is it always a fucking personal journey for them. They destroy even the most interesting subjects.
Ken Burns is okay though.

>denmark being racist
yep, checks out

>>75019290

>tom, the foot fetishist, wants those so bad

ftfy

i agree

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>>75004491
That's right, goyim, you are very wise, never have kids. Also, you should take in more refugees.

Redpill me on Sonderjysk - Kobenhavn. Should I start watching the Superliga?

>>75019738
Only poor people have kids - unfortunately.

for us, it was always Brondby IF

>>75019768
I don't think you should. Well maybe later in the season when there are a few relegation playoff games. The championship playoff won't be interesting, unless you care about the fight for third place.
I think there will also be a final to decide an Europa League spot actually.
SonderjyskE are the Danish Stoke.

>>75019813
Basically Brondby is by far the most fun and interesting team to bandwagon.
FCK are better and stronger, but a bit boring as well.
Lyngby is the club if someone would want a sympathetic underdog. They are the Ajax/La Masia of Scandinavia.

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Tabea Kemme doesn't know how selfie sticks work

>>75019892
the shirts have a nice colour

>>75019931
I've seen people call it millennial pink.

>>75019892

Hey waddup, tom. Haven't seen you for a long time. Where have you been?

I tried to continue with your kemme shitposting. Now everybody mistakes me for you.

>>75019954
is that what they are calling "Coral" these days?

>>75019427
im very good

>>75019434
need to watch more cycling. only watch the tour de france and this need to change
its on public tv here i think

>>75019991
probably

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>>75019984
I used to kemmepost during the Olympics but I stopped afterwards. There are more posters on /sp/ than you think

>>75020010
Well you have the chance on Sunday.
Paris-Roubaix! The biggest one-day race in France.

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>>75019991

>>75020044
also the roughest

>>75020024

meh. many fagged out unfortunetely. I haven't seen the british and the argentinian kemme poster for a while.

night

Guys, you're s'pos'd to boil knackwurst right?

i've a knackwurst in my pants ;)

>>75020373
you spelled knackworschd wrong

>>75020373
yes

>>75020390
same here

>>75020393
it's knackwohsch

>>75020241
good night

>>>75017654
I posted a Tsundere Alley song a few months (years?) ago which has a certain nightcore vibe. But other than that I fail to see the appeal of this style.