/hoc/

File: 8c169d841a0f7ff40e73cc61f6484fe2.jpg (42KB, 594x384px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 594x384px

>mighty cucks

>>74995297
brian burkes son is gay, so if you ever wondered who is pushing the pro gay agenda in the nhl now you know

>the city of literally every team that hasn't clinched yet

I'm seriously close to just hoping the Sens choke away the playoffs just so Melnyk doesn't get his playoff money. And so somebody finally fixes this shitty fucking team.

reviving an old meme
>TRANPA GAY LGBTNING

File: IMG_0221.jpg (15KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 259x194px

>>74995329
>the entire atlantic division

PULJU WITH DAT SHOT

File: eugene_melnyk.jpg (305KB, 1200x810px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 1200x810px

>>74995334
>implying the playoffs were ever in the budget

>>74995336
yea I haven't seen that in like five posts way to go you stupid canadian fuck stick

How about Quebecor buys the Snes and move them to Quebec City?

Would everyone be happy?

File: IMG_0211.jpg (101KB, 1000x577px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1000x577px

hand over the pacific division or the champagne papi will never perform in anaheim ever again

Real thread here
>>74995364

>>74994909

>Toronto already acting like they're good when they were less relevant than the Oilels the last decade.

Nigga you ain't good yet. Babcock has you guys playing better than you are.

File: KOKOKOKOKOMOKOKOKOKOKO.jpg (29KB, 407x428px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 407x428px

>>74995395

Did he just say Hugh Campbell- Pascal?

>>74995395
>t. manlet bay manlet

Laine is bad imo

ON TIME
>>74995364
>>74995364
>>74995364

>>74995411
Isn't it a good thing if that talentless auto tuning faggot doesn't play in your city ever again?

File: 1436893507782.jpg (17KB, 184x135px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 184x135px

>canes fans act like they won the cup when they beat a blow jobs team that can't fucking score on thursday
>get blanked by DallASS today

what did they mean by this

File: laine REEEEEEEEE.jpg (36KB, 802x700px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 802x700px

>>74995429
DELET THIS

Need your >shorks pepes

File: lobster.jpg (207KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 640x1136px

leggo oilers leggo take down the rat king and his gang of finks

>>74995447
>not unironically sort of liking drake

>>74995456
hello lgbtning bandwagon jumper

File: 1480237925555.jpg (26KB, 274x237px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 274x237px

>>74995413
>>74995446
>this much autismo

>>74995416
babcock is the reason we arent winning the division by like 15 points right now

>DUDE GRINDERS LMAO
>DUDE GIVE A GUY WITH 25 POINTS IN 80 GAMES TOP 6 MINUTES LMAO

File: Sebastian Aho.jpg (20KB, 231x231px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 231x231px

>>74995451
I have no idea but maybe

>caRolINa Hockkei

>Pooalot

>>74995488
>doubting the GOAT

>>74995488

If you wanna go back to Carlel, Wilson, or Pete, be my guest m8.

>>74995488
this. bring back horachek when?

File: kevin costner.gif (891KB, 325x252px) Image search: [Google]

891KB, 325x252px

>mfw every canadian team loses in the first round

do you guys not think corey perry is the king of rat fucks with his fucky rattty fuck face fuck

>>74995504
>coaches good red wings team
>bails as soon as he sees it coming apart
>finishes dead last with shit leafs team
>struggling to make playoffs in the worst division despite having some of the best rookies the laffs have ever had

>>74995527
>mfw Corey Perry could have been traded for Mike Comrie but Kevin Lowe is a moron

Well at least it led to this team.

>>74995537
>please comment on corey perry being a mutant rodent emperor on ice

>>74995504
Give your head a shake idiot

File: crosby afraid.png (111KB, 248x238px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 248x238px

>>74995519
don't put that spell on us man

File: smugshork.png (94KB, 335x375px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 335x375px

>>74995473
I made my own

>>74995555
quads of ultimate truth

>>74995519
three canadian teams in the atlantic division cut, one canadian team has to make past the first round

>>74995537
>>74995555
>guys a neckbeard on 4chan knows more than the best coach in hockey

File: 1481248323157.png (608KB, 945x574px) Image search: [Google]

608KB, 945x574px

>>74995553
this, kevin lowe and macT are geniuses

>>74995572
i do

File: larick.jpg (19KB, 222x293px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 222x293px

>>74995568
>toronto
>canadian

>>74995583
you dont know jack shit

>>74995563
Quads never lies
>>74995572
Quennville is better and I'm a Leafs fan. Don't be a homer.

File: maple pajeets.jpg (55KB, 570x318px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 570x318px

>>74995598
does this not SCREAM canada, anon?

sometimes I like to rip the smelliest most rank farts just to know I'm alive

>>74995600
>implying
id coach fucking circles around babcock

>>74995598
This. We should just give them to America for free

>>74995612
chicago fan?

>>74995601
Then why isn't coach team Canada, the GOAT team? Face it, you need a GOAT coach for GOAT team and that is GOATcock and not cuckville

>st laurent reffing
oh god why

>>74995601
Babcock winning pct: .567
Quennville winning pct: .557

Me: Winner
You: Loser

>blow the whistle for a penalty
>nah, we're not going to call anything actually

California refpuck strikes again

>>74995620
how'd you know?

>>74995632
Quennville could win with Team Canada, so could Jared Bednar... that roster is stacked coaching has no effect

>>74995647
How about you count cups?

i feel bad for stamkos, if he didnt fall for the "tampa is a contender" meme, he would be on a playoff team in an actual hockey town.

File: oilmcd.gif (1MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x240px

>>74995657
>mfw bettman tried his hardest to make LA win and they still lost

Who the fuck is the idiot making so many threads?

Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

>>74995673
why don't we count gold medals?

>>74995657
francois st laurent is reffing, he was the guy who ejected paul maurice and laughed about it

>>74995676
so, are you a jest or can'tpucks fan?

>>74995692
someone post the 2019 jest stanley cup winner pic

>>74995632
>>74995673
Team Canada literally has both Babs and Q behind the bench, plus Trotz.

It is literally the GOAT coaching staff of the modern era.

>>74995720
quenville is there, but GOATcock doesn't allow him to speak to the players

>>74995692
leafs

File: oiljersey.jpg (3KB, 129x97px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 129x97px

Am I the only person that loved this jersey?

>>74995689
Count them buddy, you'll feel pretty stupid when you do.

>>74995736
yes

>>74995736
Nah, plenty kids your age do

>>74995730
babcock is just there for the post game presser

trotz and quenneville, the guys who actually win games, are running the show

>>74995736
I own that Hemsky Jersey

>>74995736
probably. to be fair though, all oilers jerseys are hideous, so there is technically no bad choice there

>>74995763
kys

File: tampajersey.jpg (61KB, 864x628px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 864x628px

>>74995746
I'm 31, bitch
I also loved this jersey

File: 1481343507746.gif (18KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 256x256px

>>74995757
>hemsky

File: souray-web-3.jpg (106KB, 400x616px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 400x616px

>>74995763

>>74995774
"how many levels of 90s are you on"

>>74995774
unironically better than their current ones

>>74995780
I forgot about this asshole.


Corey Perry BTFO

File: autistic old faggot.jpg (4KB, 108x130px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 108x130px

>>74995774
how many of these do you own, be honest

>>74995763
this desu
>orange
>ever

>>74995775
He was an elite scorer back then

File: tpbshirt.jpg (9KB, 194x259px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 194x259px

>>74995799
none, but I do own pic related

>>74995809
big fish in a small pond effect, most people only regarded him as being elite at being injured

>sitting around waiting for the kings to lose

You couldn't be more pathetic

>>74995814
friggen eh boys

File: 1471664227028.jpg (63KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 640x480px

>>74995820
>thinking people pay attention the kongs anymore

>>74995774
this one is legitimately elite

>>74995814
thats actullay cool sorry for calling you an autist

>>74995818
I don't even know how many hundreds of times I yelled "SHOOT" at the TV when Hemsky had the puck.

>>74995673
Jared bednar also won the Calder cup against the best team in her AHL they swept them

>>74995753
>trotz
>winning
pick one and only one

File: carhurricaneswojak.png (474KB, 1384x1311px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 1384x1311px

>Go on huge point streak and beat several good times
>Lose to the Yotes and Stars and get swept by the Avs
>Will probably miss the playoffs by a point or 2
>All this again for the 9th time in a row
Enjoy the misery Quebec.

>>74995820
They're going to get eliminated before they even get a chance to lose again

File: 1487726327801.jpg (258KB, 815x734px) Image search: [Google]

258KB, 815x734px

/HOC/ IS NOW OFFICIAL ANIME TERRITORY

BOW DOWN

>>74995845
back to back presidents trophies

anime? more like really gay lol

>>74995872
anime is ok

>>74995862
The >cantpucks also won two of those, it doesn't mean anything

File: sketch-1490771351145.png (500KB, 720x904px) Image search: [Google]

500KB, 720x904px

>>74995858
Agreed

They should rename the Calder to the Selanne considering Selanne not only had the best rookie season of all time, but he actually peaked his rookie year too

>>74995889
>peaked
>won a stan lee
Wew

>ebershit

File: 1491100991807.jpg (123KB, 741x533px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 741x533px

/hoc/'s nightmares GO JACKETS

>>74995893
>hey we won 16 playoff games this year, it clearly was the best individual effort of this man's hockey career

MAROON BTFOING THE >KEKS

Woo, McDavid SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

>>74995907
Hes mad they traded him

File: FB_IMG_1490932747601.jpg (206KB, 1300x1197px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1300x1197px

What a dirty dangle by Maroon.

McDavid's at 29 goals, mcsecondaryfags unequivocally BTFO.

>>74995902
Torts is played out. The Jackets winning brings no new memes to the table.

>>74995926
MVP
DESU

File: 0193.jpg (265KB, 2495x1663px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 2495x1663px

>>74995926
>the guy we all claim to be the best player in hockey is almost at 30 goals at the end of the season!
>BTFO!

>>74995944
>this rectal rage
need some ass cream for your butt anger?

File: breaking-news.png (623KB, 1274x627px) Image search: [Google]

623KB, 1274x627px

>HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

>>74995935
Yes it does, the jackets winning a cup is the memiest thing ever

Joj

>spa

hey
bring anime back
thanks

File: 26255.jpg (105KB, 864x628px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 864x628px

>>74995774
>The NHL will never have unique jerseys again

Loved these stars jerseys, now all we get is generic crap.

>>74995977
Be a good Finn and kill yourself.

File: 14546093.jpg (269KB, 690x787px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 690x787px

>>74995977
anime will never truly leave.

File: IMG_0766.jpg (30KB, 300x258px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 300x258px

>>74995997
This was actually pretty based

File: jbpronger.jpg (46KB, 594x717px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 594x717px

>yfw the Oilers have already peaked and the first team they play in the playoffs just creates a specifically made line to shutdown McDavid and rapes the other 3 useless lines on the way to a sweep

File: punished haruka.jpg (111KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1366x768px

>ottawa were in contention to get mcdavid from the lottery
>memeburglar robbed them of the chance

I want to die

kinda surprised that /a/ managed to eventually overwhelm >us on /spa/

>>74996022
i give mcmeme 2 games before he breaks something

>>74996042
majority of /sp/ users left over the past few years
More people on /sp/ like anime than people on /a/ like sports

>/a/ gtfo
>preds fans don't gfto with them

>>74996022
The >cucks tried that with Kesler but McDavid has 6 points in the two most recent games

File: 1490921715989.jpg (425KB, 500x987px) Image search: [Google]

425KB, 500x987px

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.

>>74996140
>Norway hates his own kind
This is why you have immigration problems

>>74996144

Minnesotans are descendants of traitors who fled their homeland though.

>>74996179
And current Norwegians are betraying their people/country
Must be in their blood or something

File: C8X2YPtUQAAMaNu[1].jpg (152KB, 1200x799px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1200x799px

FREEZE RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>74996196

Why are you upset m8.

File: 12312567886.png (8KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 205x246px

huomenia hoki

>>74996179
And Norwegians are descendants of traitors who fled their homeland

File: 2145264557.png (3KB, 448x357px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 448x357px

Why does the canadian womens hockey team suck so bad?
they lost to USA now they lost to Finland

File: juhlamokka.jpg (18KB, 350x256px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 350x256px

>>74996450
huomenta

File: sillanpaa_kk_tumma.jpg (36KB, 350x312px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 350x312px

>>74996489
For me, it's Kulta Katriina and Jari Sillanpää

>>74996465
No, norwegians are descendants of people who found and claimed new land

I turn 21 today. What do?

File: 12364234123.jpg (6KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 259x194px

>>74996551
kalsarikännit(longunderpantsdrunk)

File: Nylandalf 4.jpg (82KB, 900x380px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 900x380px

>SCHHEIEEFFLEELL-babby Lainebust is about to get EATEN ALIVE by Will "Free Willy: Escape from Pirate's Cove (Free Willy 4, on DVD 23 march 2010) William "God of hockey" Nyllet ""Nylander"" Mini-Nyllet" ""slick wrister for the ladies" Willy NYland""GoaT"

And there is not a single thing you mongols can do about it.

Coming generations of mongols will have to write about how Willy CRUSHED the finngolian """"GOLDEN"""" shower """"GEneratIOn" in a single season on the mandatory swedish tests.

Wanna get into university in FInland Pekka?? Better write that swedish piece about Nylander. ROLFL

>>74996551
Join the army

>>74996524
Exactly, they abandoned their homeland

File: kermit.jpg (45KB, 639x960px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 639x960px

>a woman doing commentary on the oilels cucks game

>>74996594
No, they expanded their homeland

>Laine: 62
>Nylander: 59
>Marner: 59

Post face when both Nylander and Marner pass Laine before the season is over

File: 1490738647550.jpg (21KB, 226x240px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 226x240px

>>74996624

>>74996625
Good choice

>>74996600
Ahh, just like any group whose ever moved anywhere

>>74996636
Not the traitors who left for an already settled land in America

File: heatenings.png (154KB, 314x364px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 314x364px

>tfingolianfw William "slapshot a finnbust in the face" Nylander is steadily SHITTING all over the most hyped finnish player in history

>>74996644
Because Minnesota was really well settled before they showed up.

>>74996649
Every square km wasn't settles of course, but it was claimed. Borders were drawn, the land was "known".

File: 1490725115596.jpg (40KB, 444x442px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 444x442px

fuck its sunday

>>74996656
I see. So you hate the English, French, Spanish, Russians, Japanese, Arabs, Finnish, Turkish and Italians because their homelands were originally lived in by somebody else

>>74996670
Does the thought of someone thinking of your descendants as traitors provoke you?

>>74996680
No I just don't see the logic that not living somewhere makes someone a traitor, but of course I'm talking to someone from backwards land where its not okay to report crimes because of a person's skin colour

did /sp/ merge with /a/ while i was sleeping

whats going on

>>74996695
>actually starts to /pol/-post
Wew lad..

No one believes this. I'm sure the norwegian doesn't either. This is 4chan, a place where people write whatever they can come up with that gets under people's skin.

File: tang.jpg (96KB, 1003x693px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1003x693px

wake up bake up gotta get my cake up fresh pitcher of tang how is hoc doing

File: 16508064_289925198089890_4030492162915638681_n.jpg (30KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 480x480px

>>74996719
>Sweden
>Cuck posting
>I was just trolling u heh

>>74996725
He is from Stockholm.

Probably went to on of the gender neutral preschools, don't blame him

>>74996725
>Cuck posting
Why is it that North Americans are the only ones who ever brings up cucking? It must occupy a large part of your mind. Really makes me think

File: bulju.jpg (43KB, 617x667px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 617x667px

That's right, hand over the Pacific division.

>>74996735
What are you talking about, I am you?

Holy shit I'm horny.

>>74996736
Because its such an ingrained part of your culture you don't even notice it, but its the first thing an outsider does. Like bowing in Japan or losing at hockey in the US

>>74996723
>tfw no bake until wednesday

>>74996764
>outsider
>4chan poster
Checks out I guess

File: mWhuTD6.png (118KB, 412x438px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 412x438px

McDavid is already better than Crosby ever was.

>>74996015
That's a good one. Far better than the fucking fishsticks one they put out.

>>74996794
Will he reach 100 points?

Players who have reached 110+ points this century:

H. Sedin
Malkin
Ovechkin
Crosby
Thornton
Jagr

>>74996856
Joe Sakic too

>>74996894
Don't know how I missed that

File: Screenshot_20170401-204009.jpg (323KB, 1287x1112px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 1287x1112px

Are the leafs, dare I say it, elite?

>>74996912
no

The /spa/ merge is pretty funny
Weebs obviously took over the whole board, but /sp/ is taking it well enough

>>74996929
That shit is hidden anyways, why doesnt it go strauight from clicking sp or a

>>74996993
Because April first is over but some still want to have fun

>>74996999
>having weebs infest your board is fun

>>74997004
We had it easy. Pol infested the pony fuckers

>>74997009
>Pol infested the pony fuckers
It was the other way around

>>74997009
Yeah, I guess being infested by weebs is better than being infested by extremely mentally ill pony lovers.

Which is the best oblast?
Magadan, Murmansk, perhaps Sakhalin?

File: oilmaroon.jpg (8KB, 144x200px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 144x200px

Who is your favourite player on your favourite team?
Pic related

File: Zetterbeard.gif (4MB, 845x475px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 845x475px

>>74997417
For me it's Z

>>74997417
anders cockliano

>>74997447
Is that Jake Gyllenhaal

>>74997477
somehow I didn't have this flag in my collection

File: Zetterbeard staring into the vast emptiness of space that is the lower bowl of the Joe.jpg (164KB, 1925x1074px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 1925x1074px

>>74997477
Nope. It's actually Henrik Zetterberg
But I understand why you might be confused, since Jake has swedish ancestry!

File: cp.jpg (87KB, 1297x1073px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 1297x1073px

>>74995328

Isn't his son also dead? Like commited suicide because he's gay dead?

File: oyyoyo.jpg (140KB, 1024x760px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1024x760px

>>74995353

>The Habs clinched last thursday

>>74996912


>Making the playoffs in a non lockout season


Not elite but Babcock is making miracles happen.

File: 6e837460-5fbb-11e5-bf4a-fd9a0af07920_2433261_.jpg (39KB, 650x400px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 650x400px

>>74997417
Jardo forever

Will Holland get fired now?

>>74997575
I don't think so tbf.

>give Abdelkader 5.5 mil
>take Z away from him
>21 points in 61 games
>meanwhile Z now has 66 in 78 games
>had 50 points in 82 games last season

>the shanty town that is Ken Holland's brain

File: McJesusRisen_header_1024x1024.png (331KB, 940x480px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 940x480px

>>74997417

File: viktor arvidsson.jpg (61KB, 400x500px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 400x500px

>>74997417

>>74997009
>Pol
phoneposting redditor

File: Skärmklipp.jpg (135KB, 2047x1044px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 2047x1044px

Just found something in Murmansk ;^)

>>74996551
Bend over.

If anoyone here speaks russian, does ШoккoTeмa mean "chocolate theme"?

>>74997739
>japan

uh
what?

>>74996551
>http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/player-age/21-year-old-nhl-players.html

>>74997833
fuck off

File: canada.jpg (8KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 480x360px

>>74997852
Fuck you, buddy

>>74997747
Are you that autistic?

>>74997980
you post on 4chan all day from your phone and you're calling someone else autistic

>>74998002
That wasn't even me you autist.

>>74998044
It's still true.

File: ZOOK.jpg (33KB, 460x310px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 460x310px

>>74997675
>stick shitty grinder to your best player
>it doesn't work
wow

>>74997417
only one acceptable answer

File: autist high on cough syrup.webm (3MB, 516x436px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 516x436px

>autists calling autists autists the thread
At least webm related was enjoying himself

>>74996596

Cassie Campbell-Pascal is great. She actually knows hockey unlike Remenda. He's just a bald tool with an inferiority complex

>>74998121
I must've been the only person who noticed that the announcer said "hugh campbell pascal" at the beginning

>>74997829
Yes.

There sure is a dearth of Finns here today.

I wonder why.

>>74995297
bless you /hoc/ madmen.

The only /sp/ thread to weather the /spa/ storm

>>74998285
fuck off we're full

>>74998350
been following /hoc/ before you were a neet.

I know of the Minnesota North Stars, not the dallas stars or the minnesoda wilb.

>>74998374
But do you know of Bonaqua?

File: 1479561629432.jpg (98KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 720x540px

>>74998374
>I know of the Minnesota North Stars
congrats?

>>74998374
Don't listen to the angry autists.

Welcome.

>>74998388
>>74998390
something to remember...brett hull can park in the crease any damn day of the year. Any time, any hour, he owns it.

File: i.jpg (195KB, 1296x729px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 1296x729px

>>74997417
*blocks your shot*

>>74998418
t. fat fuck that can't skate

>>74998436
oh, I can skate. Just like the hanson bros

worst rules ever?
Pass back
Two line pass
Skate in the crease

>>74998408
why are burger /hoc/ fans so angry? Inferiority complex?

>muh we can't compete against the nfl, or hell, even the SEC

>>74995858
>>74995885
Anime was a mistake

>>74998464
post your skates fatty

>>74998469
Trapezoid
No-touch icing
Loser point
Winning faceoffs with glove

>>74998520
I don't pander to skate wenches

>>74998541
well you said you skate as well as fictional characters so I don't believe you can skate you cock sucker

File: 1413572287495.jpg (46KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 640x480px

>>74998552
well, that's just your opinion, man.

File: pepedepress.jpg (26KB, 627x627px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 627x627px

Anyone ready for /eliminationday/?
Looks the villains won isle-bros was hoping it would be one of us.
t. Caniac

>>74998657
who's more annoying, you or the blowjobs fag?

Laine credited with a phantom secondary assist on an empty net goal last night to prevent people from forgetting about him entirely.

>>74995926

>McDavid not even at 30 goals yet
>rookie arizona kid almost at 40 goals

wew best player ever right

File: smuk_chekers.png (33KB, 408x439px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 408x439px

>tfw the Charlotte Checkers win the Calder Cup

Matthews last assisted a Zach Hyman goal on January 20. He's assisted two Hyman goals all year.

Matthews is trashing scoring records playing on a line with an offensive black hole.

>>74998796
hes not even a ppg player

>>74998796
>>74998827
BTFOOOOO

>>74998827
Great contribution as always, Canada.

Matthews has also tied Alex Ovechkin's "rookie" ES goal total. He left Crosby's in the dust.

>>74998894
>looks at list of past rocket winners since lockout
>looks at how many stanley cups theyve won

File: disgust (1).jpg (46KB, 620x400px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 620x400px

>>74995297
>watching a Canadian-dominated """"""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""

>>74998972
The only good American sport is football

>>74998951
>looks at list of Canadian teams
>looks at how many Cups they've won since 1993

>>74998972
>not watching the most nationally diverse American sport

>>74998997
>""football""

>>74999000
>he says while talking about a Canadian team

>>74998997
>>74999023
are you just that bored or are you seriously so stupid that you don't know what bait looks like? why would you ever respond to a post that does this """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>74999023
Yes, football. Soccer is good too

>>74999044
If I find an opening to shill my propaganda I'm taking it

>>74999078
>>74999053
divegrass is for cuckolds

>>74999023
>Caring about other countries

>>74999000
nice deflection

anyways, the point is that goal scoring isn't sustainable in the playoffs

>>74999089
Soccer = Sock her

If you want to keep your bitch in line you best be watching soccer and MLS specifically

File: laughingwithrapeyface.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>74998997
and the canadian version is far better

>>74999129
umm no

File: mq1.jpg (11KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 240x240px

Fuck you randy.

>>74999149
Please debunk "Sock her"

You can't

>>74999171
im not gay so i guess ill just never understand soccer

>>74999167
do you ever get tired of seeing the ducks piss and moan to the refs about every little thing?

>>74999198
"Soccer" is the balancing force for "football"

All football and no soccer makes Johnny a numale

File: sebastian-aho.jpg (177KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 1024x576px

For me, it's seabass

>>74999053
>>74999129
>calling handegg "football"

>>74999246
>be born in eastern yuropoor shithole
>become obsessed with the united states
>spend your days watching american sports
>spend your time using an american website
>speak english because of america
>still cry about America every day
you can always just fuck off

File: Screenshot_20170401-225732_1.jpg (189KB, 1064x1006px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1064x1006px

Can he ever stop memeing?

>>74999246
America and Canada are right, Yurop is wrong

What else is new?

>>74999273
BONAQUA

File: tumblr_mj3ycyNjbh1rxyvj1o1_400.gif (964KB, 350x263px) Image search: [Google]

964KB, 350x263px

>>74999223
Not sure what you mean, guy.
Only thing theyve whined about was that blatant shove in the jest game. Im more pissed at Randy's get one ahead then just wait out the clock mentality that causes all these comeback losses. Gotta be at least 3 up before you let off the gas a little.

>>74999376
stinky smelly

File: original.jpg (30KB, 400x240px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 400x240px

>Blackhawks didn't play last night
>Still winning by clinching the Western Conference.
Are you even trying East?

>>74999414
Wrong team m8

File: ducks fans.png (217KB, 404x366px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 404x366px

>>74999646
u bang esse?

APB out for all Finnish /hoc/ posters. Their families are very concerned.

>>74999840
It's sunday. Take it easy on them

File: rookiegoalscoringrace.png (276KB, 789x420px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 789x420px

"I'm gonna prove why I should have gone first overall."

>>74999273
what the fuck are they wearing?

>>74999917
>tfw no Laine - Hyman line

>>74999917
7 LESS GAMES

File: 1460827928455.jpg (46KB, 330x330px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 330x330px

>rags

>>74999993
G/60:
>Laine: 1.62
>Matthews: 1.68

>>74999917
Holy fuck it's that CLOSE with 7 GAMES played less by Laine???

wtf

File: IMG_0061.png (452KB, 737x643px) Image search: [Google]

452KB, 737x643px

>>75000069

>>74999993
And 7 fewer goals when you remove empty netters.

Try harder.

File: IMG_20170401_154246.jpg (1MB, 1564x1564px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1564x1564px

>>75000058
Epic

>Matthews' Calder candidacy should be handicapped because Laine can't keep his head up skating across center ice

lol

>>74999707
Whose your team m8

>>75000120
Yeah i agree with this. Just like McDavid who was better than Panarin but didn't play enough games it's the same with Laine and Matthews.

>>75000201
mcdavid missed half a season
laine missed seven games

if mcjesus only missed seven games last year i can guarantee he would have easily won the calder

>>75000120
Don't worry, Matthews will win the Calder and then get eaten alive by the Toronto media should he hit a sophomore slump or fail to take that next step.

>>75000187
>Anaheim had a population of 336,265. ... Hispanic or Latino of any race were 177,467 persons (52.8%); 46.0% of Anaheim's population was of Mexican descent
ducks
t. Pablo

Matthews
>more points
>more goals
>better G/60
>more FirstA
>less empty netters
>less own goals
>has to play with Hyman

Laine
>better A/60 & P/60

>>75000058
Is this shopped?

>>75000000

File: Capture.png (175KB, 869x999px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 869x999px

>>75000201
This is more than seven games' difference.

And Matthews plays the harder position. And Matthews has spent the entire season on a line with two rookies. And one of those rookies is Zach Hyman. And one of those rookies is Connor Brown. And Matthews' team is poised to make the playoffs. And Matthews' fancystats are far superior. And the Jets are playing the best stretch of hockey after demoting Laine. And Laine's only even spoken of at this point due to his empty net stats.

>>75000286
Oops, didn't realize that Laine's not even on that chart anymore.

lol!

File: IMG_3279.jpg (549KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

549KB, 1536x2048px

go bruins :D

>>75000286
empty net goal >>> 4th goal in a 4-1 win to be honest.

File: white-criminals.gif (165KB, 842x811px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 842x811px

>>75000249
>believeing liberal census data and not going to the towns yourself
Cuck
U
C
K

>>75000372
17 seconds

File: IMG_0767.jpg (131KB, 750x951px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 750x951px

Lmao some fucking Morple Leff loser already edited in Matthews as the winner in Calder trophy wiki
Obviously he's going to win but that just reeks of insecurity and autism

>>75000394
excuse me

>>75000428
Lol look at that list of literally who busts
Glad laine won't win it