>rags
OG SDERP
Excuse me I don't recall you asking permission to save that image of the dog I posted. Contacting the authorities right now.
>>74988308
PREDS GO
Patrician thread.
lol forsberg that was embarrassing.
>>74988359
shut up pekka
>play ice hockey
>get staph infection
kill me bros
>>74988371
lmao
>>74988375
>play ice hockey
>get Stepan infection
Friendly reminder to pray that your team doesn't fall for the Texier meme at the draft
>>74988375
>match with high test on Tinder and are literally at her place within 90 minutes of matching
>get Molluscum Contagiousum on your dick
Just JUST me up
thoughts?
>subban chimping out
shocking
>>74988425
>not using a condom on some tinder hoor
What were you expecting?
>>74988425
>engaging in premarital sexual intercorse
serves u right
>>74988467
Condoms are for gay men so they can shoot HIV cum into another's ass without being more of a drain on the taxpayer as they already are
>>74988425
>>74988517
This. It's a message from God. Repent.
>tfw you slip into an existential crisis and spend the entire morning crying uncontrollably over things completely out of your control
im like completely out of toilet paper and kleenex now
what an absolute worthless fucking franchise the Florida Panthers are
>>74988434
Your fingers are small
>>74988563
Based Panthers fucking over an in state rival. Good for them
>>74988568
thanks! what do you think about my feet?
>>74988552
Are you a gay?
>Tavares ded
gg islels
>>74988552
This isn't /sp/ material, please go on /soc/ if you want to talk about yourself
>>74988552
Make sure to drink plenty of Bonaqua. Crying makes you dehydrated.
>>74988587
Socks are for faggots
>>74988588
>freshoutofhecks.jpg
>no news in OP
Good job reddit
>>74988625
if you insist
>>74988661
I thought that was the back of a person's head with a hole in it
>>74988646
when i made /hoc/ generals a few years ago i always copy pasted rotoworld headlines, put links to streaming websites, and usually had a hockey related image
but you faggots arent worth that shit anymore
a preds/wild ploff series would be decadent
>>74988681
i did too
Filip Forsberg again
ARVY'S GOT 30
THANK YOU BASED SWEDES
>>74988691
>finnish goaltending vs the state of choking
could be good for a laugh or two
>>74988691
This game is boring as fuck what are you talking about.
>>74988728
not yet
Swiss guys today are good tho
Oh no we suck again!
CHOKING THIS HARD
>MILD
>MILD
>MILD
Kevin Fiala is going to be good, these coaches just need to stop scratching the kid
>>74988735
>not enjoying a nice high event meme game
>>74988747
>again
>Jagr and Huberdeau 2 games without Barkov
>combined -12
jesus fucking christ
>>74988359
apologise
>>74988836
wat is this
that black line at the top of the glass at center ice is annoying me. If I was a perds fan I would kill myself, but not for that reason.
>preds throwing shit on to the ice
CAPS ARE NUMBER ONE
Do the Preds have the sexiest man in the NHL on their team?
>>74988921
i'm not gay so i cant answer that
>>74988661
bunne
>>74988681
>>74988713
me too
And Jesus said unto them: "Laffs will lose the rest of their games and miss the playoffs."
>>74988747
>Again
>>74988920
That's a terrorist sign. Somebody call the feds.
>>74988921
To be on the Preds have to
>be handsome
or
>be meme
Josi ranks high in both categories.
>>74988920
Will you fuck off please
>>74988971
pls no I didn't mean it
>>74988921
"""Cowboys"""" spend more money on clothes than Jersey Shore types
>>74988975
i've been to bridgestone a few times. the women are drunk, attractive, and ready to go.
at PNC... quite the opposite
>>74988982
what's wrong? scared of the caps?
>>74989049
Kill yourself and your dogshit "meme" making fun of an innocent person
Go to fucking /tv/
>>74988990
okay who the hell is this and does she have autism or something?
>>74989070
if you like her so much why don't you marry her?
you know the preds are gonna blow this right?
>>74989083
>>74989104
alright so you're just cancer
>>74988990
>>74989086
>>74989104
she seems nice, why do you bully her?
>>74989101
>27-1-5 this season after leading after 2 periods
Lmaoin @ Ur life
>>74989131
desu I never said anything bad about her
Pulshit posters must return to reddit
BEAVERTON ALBERTA BEAUTAFUL TOWN LOOK AT THESE KIDS HERE BEAUTAFUL KIDS WEARIN SKATES AND SKATIN THATS A BEAUTAFUL THING RIGHT HERE!! KNOW HOW COME NONE OF THESE FANCY STAT GEEKS CAN DO A STAT ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER TEAMS PLAY WHEN THEY WEAR SUITS AND TIES TO THE RINK!!! NOW HOLD THE PHONE HOW COME NONE OF THESE FANCY DUMMY STAT GEEKS CAN DO A STAT ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER TEAMS PLAY WHEN THEY WEAR SUITS AND TIES TO THE RINK!!! YKNOW I LOVE SEEIN MY BUDDY JEROME YAGINLA GOIN TA L.A. TA PLAY WITH TAYLOR TAFOLEY, TANNER PERSON, JAKE MUZZLE AND GUYS LIKE THAT! LETS GO! NOWADAYS WE GOT CHICKEN SWEDE AND EUROS IN OUR JUNIOR HOCKEY CAN'T KEEP EM OUT THEY GOT SOFTIES OUT IN THE OHL NO RESPECT AND NO GUTS TERRIBLE THING FOR THE GAME YKNOW HOW COME TEAMS WITH A MAPLE LEAF ON THEIR SWEATER DONT KNOW HOW TA HOLD A LEAD????? THEY GOT NOTHING BUT EURO SOFTIES WHO CAN'T TAKE A HIT
The sip that saved the Oilers.
>>74989133
>theyve blown 6 3rd period leads
T R A S H
R
A
S
H
>>74989140
based wet raisins
>>74989148
>>74989148
you think he took the bogpill?
>>74989161
He took the pilljarvi.
>>74989148
Whats his favourite flavour of bonaqua? It seems to be the Lemon lime from his other pictures
>>74989148
>PSSSHHHHTTT
Ahhhhhh
That first sip of the day
>>74989186
Rumor has it they are developing a pizza scented Bonaqua flavor just to appease Pulju.
>hockey on channel guide
>its fucking boreball instead
OH SO WERE STARTING THIS SHIT AGAIN ARE WE?????
PLEASE GOD I BEG YOU TO COLLAPSE THE SKYDOME AND GET RID OF THE FUCKING BLOW JAYS
>>74989140
>tfw just learned Don Cherry was born February 5, 1934
He's 83 years old
>>74989214
But anon its Canada's team!
if i could go back in time and murder whoever invented baseball i would do it with no hesitation
>>74989239
>donna cherri will die in your lifetime
feels fantastic desu
HEAVENS GATES WON'T OPEN UP FOR ME
>>74989242
the expos were canadas team, the blue jays are a corporate abortion
>>74989214
>miss first 2 minutes of cantpucks game yesterday because of boreball
i know they are shit and their season is over but wtf rogers. stop force feeding us with bluegays shit.
>>74989257
The smile that cured cancer
>>74989239
>>74989249
>You will die in Don Cherry's lifetime
Hawks fan here. Can anyone explain icing to me? Why does the goalie hold up his hand?
Go Hawks!
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
Just noticed the Preds fans have stopped booing Suter
>>74989248
would you watch if the expos were brough backj
>>74989288
not if you die now
>WILD
laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
About to enjoy this lovely looking dog
>>74989210
Would it be a good idea if I dumped a bottle of Bonaqua on my pizza while watching the Oilers win the Stan Lee?
>>74989298
I want to suck on her titties and bum
>>74989298
they were doing it earlier in the game, perhaps he just hasn't had the puck much since the first period
>>74989133
oh wow that's the 19th best record in the league
>>74989323
you must not be a real norwegian then
>>74989298
They did in the first
What a bunch of rectally ravaged redneck faggots
>>74989327
dude wtf bro
>>74989300
no, i hate baseball, but the expos would never have the obnoxious fans who you hope die of terminal brain cancer because canada would never bandwagon a french canadian team
>>74989332
>Not putting the pizza and Bonaqua in a blender, mixing it up and injecting it in your blood stream
Step up your game
>>74989340
That's probably why he hates the Wild and Minnesota so much. They're him.
>>74989343
There is literally nothing wrong with being a redneck
>>74989298
Oh my..
>>74989298
m-mummy
>>74989349
Can you die from non-terminal brain cancer?
>>74989327
You can tell someone is a good and lawabiding citizen, when they order their hotdog with Ketchup
Enjoy Amerifriend
>>74989278
>>74989332
The smiling sip that saved the Oilers
>>74989313
Not if I kill you... *teleports behind you*
nothing personell kiddo
>>74989352
I already have a constant IV drip setup to put a flow of Bonaqua in my blood. I guess I could add pizza too.
*closes the door*
>>74989401
>"how may I assist you?"
>>74989392
Nice, you will feel like a hockey meme God in no time.
Post Bulju
>>74989382
i guess, but this way they have no chance of survival
>>74989419
Alberta
>>74989335
>>74989337
>>74989343
>>74989362
>>74989374
responding to chubbs
kys, all of you
>>74989427
good picture
>not making ice soup from you Bonaqua
Step up your game plebs
>>74989440
Thanks. Save it, its all your my friend
>>74989419
>>74989298
Need sauce on this cum queen
Bulju dubs demand it
>>74989435
t. gay
The stare that ended Virtanens career.
Finish the sentance;
With Grins you ____
>>74989469
Scientists say that gaze is the last thing you see before you die.
>>74989480
get sent to bakersfield then next year win the calder and lead the oilers to a game 7 wcf loss
>>74989461
Amanda something Lee
Rinne and Rask stop being so good
>>74989298
who is this cum chum?
>>74989509
https://www.instagram.com/amandaeliselee/
>tfw bust
>>74989535
what's wrong with her face?
>>74989550
>That time Pulju fought an entire team by himself and only got a black eye
Based
>>74989561
>IMG_0146.jpg
Fuck off phone faggot
>>74989571
remember when I told you about the half-crazy guy in the Maple Leafs windbreaker who strolls around my neighbourhood?
He's married and a canadian-greek immigrant from Manitoba.
>>74989535
>boob job
dropped
Nashville Predators more like best team in the NHL
>>74989605
are you blind? she looks like a tranny
>>74989584
>he actually sits at a """battlestation""" next to his piss jugs and cum socks to shitpost
>he finds himself true and right
>>74989619
what happens when the preds play a team that can beat the trap?
>>74989584
>hunched over a dusty desktop all day shitposting
or
>comfy phoneposting wherever, whenever
>>74989621
>>74989655
enjoy your manly women chubbs. that jaw screams male
>>74989619
goaltending babbies to be honest
>>74989637
There's no team in the west that can do that except the Blackhawks only on Kane's line. Other than that good fucking luck our team is chippy and fast as fuck.
Columbús
>finnish scoring
jesus christ pekka. simply amazing
HOLY FUCK RINNE!!!!!!!!
>>74988681
rinne is still shit
LOVE YOU PEKKA
>can't solve Finnish goaltending
I thought the Mild were good?
Arvy not there to steal PK's goal this time
hhahahahahaha mild
>>74989702
based poop hip
Who is the best goalie in the league and why is it rinne?
>Implying the >rags tried to compete in the Metro
>Implying the >rags didnt want the far less competitve atlantic so they can conserve their energy and sweep whoever comes out of the metro in 6.
6D chess all season long.
lol finnish goaltending sucks right guys? guys??
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
>>74989419
What's wrong with his face
>Mild
The state of this team
>>74989766
he has bog blood
>>74989766
he's a finn
>>74989727
Eetu Laurikainen
>>74989727
>finnish goaltendng
>>74989768
I bet they 're still going to make the WCF
kings now need to win every single remaining game while hoping the preds dont earn a single point
>>74989818
>Preds play Islanders without Tavares, Dallas, and Winnipeg
rip in pieces
Price > Bobr > Holtby > Dubnyk > Crawford > Schneider > Jones
>>74989818
>Kongs
>>74989818
T-The dream is still alive
>>74989739
but >we will get hilariously btfo by both the hasb and the snes
>finnish GOATlending
>>74989845
Bob and Holtby are the only good goalies on that list
>>74989845
>he ranks Crawford and Jones
>he puts Price best
Bob > Holtby > Price > Murray > Gibson
>>74989852
>losing
>to the Loser point division
WEW
>>74989887
Jones is underrated
Price is the only player holding Habs together
Murray just has beginner's luck
>>74989903
>Jones is Underrated
>Murray has beginners luck
What did he mean by this?
>big game against Edmonton
I'm not used to this sensation
Is Alberta the worst province in Canada?
>>74989974
its better than quebec and ontario
>>74989974
Yes.
>>74989935
Neither am I
>>74989974
Depends on how much of a city slicker you are
>>74989974
If you're a liberal, yes. Ontario might be more your speed
>>74990009
Is Nova Scotia canadas best province?
>>74990032
Yes it was maximum comfy
>>74988591
Shut up Greiss you faggot
>>74989935
Hopefully it's an entertaining game.
>>74989845
Bob > Holtby > Schneider > Jones > Price > Crawford > Andersen >>>>>>>>>>> Dubnyk
>>74990047
You watch the new Trailer park boys? MacKinnion makes a cameo. Wondering when theyll get Sid Crosby on there
>canthers
>>74990099
>trip dubs
>>74990086
I thought it got canceled because ricky raped like seven 11 year old girls
>>74990134
kek
>canapedos
>>74990086
Watching it now
>>74990134
Thats the age of consent in liberal canada
>>74990129
classic
Boeser would go top 5 in the 2015 draft
>>74990191
>bennings gonna trade him for a 3rd and future considerations
atodaso i fuckin atodaso
>>74990191
1. McDavid
2. Eichel
3. Werenski
4. Marner
5. Aho
>>74990191
He is also from burnsville which is shit. It is where all the low income housing is in the south metro. It also has a pathetic skiing area. It is just a hill, it has hill in its name for fuck's sake
>>74990245
>Marner over Hanifin
lol
>>74990279
>Hanafin
Who?
>>74990311
Yeah idk who the fuck Hanafin is either bud
>>74990279
>>>/reddit/
Don't let the [Toronto] media trick you into thinking Laine doesn't deserve the Calder.
>>74990345
Sorry. Thats how irrelevent he is I cant even spell his name.
Ill try again
>Hanifin
Who?
>>74990155
it's not though, so stop lying
>>74990385
>all the best players career wise dont win the calder
I agree, Laine should win it.
>>74990409
that was a muslim joke
inb4 >that flag that post
inb4 >don't reply to grease
>>74990457
>>74990380
>>74990398
Here come the laffcucks overvaluing a dime-a-dozen skill winger, again. lol glad Toronto got marner to be honest
>>74990457
the sad thing is that on bad days, people respond to me when I make posts unrelated to hockey, while >>74989813
>>74989612
go unnoticed
Has anyone ever been justed badly as Doughty was this week?
>>74990590
Hes heckin cute
>>74990552
did he finally realise that people weren't shouting "Drewww" when his name came up?
The devils had the greatest hockey dynasty ever. You literally cannot argue this.
For me it's Scotty Bowman and the 2001-2002 Detroit Red Wings
>>74990671
>3 cups
>no repeats
>""""dynasty"""""
Jajajajajaja
>>74990683
Good Post
Did Finlan die?
>>74990683
For me, its Stan Bowman and the 2010-2015 Chicago Blackhawks
Leafs won't win tonight
>>74990683
Niklas Lidström (and Peter Forsberg) are my favourite swedes.. (Zetterberg is very likeable too)
I approve
>>74990385
Matthews and Marner and will split the vote and Laine will end up winning it.
Memes
>>74990773
you crazy
It's an easy win
>>74990789
I thought youd liked Mats Sundin, being a Leafs fan. Or is there 2+ Danes?
>>74990824
exactly
For me, its seabass
>>74990833
I like him for being a Leaf, didn't like his personality desu
Think I'm the only dane?
>>74990858
I thought you were, anytime I see that flag it seems to be a Leaf fan.
What was wrong with Sundin? He seemed like a really cool dude desu
I met him when I was young at the Hockey Hall of Fame, and he gave me a pretty rad high five.
>>74989757
>>74989720
>>74989619
Can't believe I missed this shit.
>>74990729
Thanks, you too!
>>74990753
For me it's Mike McKenzie and the Kitchener Rangers
>>74990789
Thanks. This is a very nice post.
I like Nielsen. Was hoping that they would get a little more from him. But I don't want to be hard, since the whole team (except Z) hasn't been up to par, which o f course also affects what he is able to do.
>>74990824
It's April Fools though so the Wongs will meme them
>>74990919
Hmm, he seemed like he didn't care? Hard to find words for it
Him not showing up at the first home game this year too was questionable imo
I don't hate him, desu I unintentionally left him out, didn't think it through properly
For me, it's autism
>>74990976
He seemed like the only one who wanted to win for the Leafs in the early 2000. Domi and Tucker seemed to only care about being fan favourites and Cujo peaced out pretty quick
>>74990934
Glad to hear the danish wings player is liked!
Seems like an off year for most of the wings team :/
>>74990953
Please no! Need that win badly
>>74991017
It may just be me, it was just the feeling I had
>LAFFS
LAFFS
>LAFFS
LAFFS
>LAFFS
LAFFS
>LAFFS
LAFFS
>LAFFS
LAFFS
>LAFFS
LAFFS
>LAFFS
LAFFS
>LAFFS
LAFFS
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO POOPY SHITTY??
For me, it's gonna have to be the Sens
>>74990976
>Him not showing up at the first home game this year too was questionable imo
Why should he have done that?
>>74991051
It really is. Hard to put a finger exactly on what it is. It's seems to be a lot of different things. Perhaps Blashill isn't ready for the challenge.
>>74991069
>toronto team
>good
pick one
1967
>>74990862
Pulju the hedgehog
brilliant
>>74991115
Honoring the teams history? He was being honored, felt it was pretty weak desu
>>74991051
reminder that Frans Nielsen is teh first dane to ever be drafted into the NHL
>>74989974
Everything East of Sasaktchewan is 10x or more worse desu.
>>74991473
Okay. Of course it would have been nice if he was there if they were honoring him. I don't know why he wasn't there. But he isn't a hockey player anymore, he is living another life now, in Sweden. So you can't really expect him (or any other retired player) to accomodate their new life after the NHL.
Unless you know that he didn't have any (good) reason for not being there, I would give him the benefit of doubt.
give me one reason that the debbies arent gonna win the cup next year
>>74991540
Fuck you
t. winnishit
>>74991630
Here you go.
>>74989140
I just love him
Are the coilers the largest fanbase on /pol/ or do they just shitpost by far the most?
>>74989571
Plastic surgery
Took me two years to finish this one.
>>74991884
Nice effort but no dice
>The Leafs are going to pay Zaitsev 4.5 million for the next 7 years
Th-This is a joke, right?
>>74991923
Meh not that bad for our #2-3
>>74988818
>pensioner and bust
>-12
quelle surprise
>>74991923
If the source is the Leafs organisation: Yes
If not: No
>>74991944
This is about what the Flames are paying TJ Brodie after one really good year and he's been a trainwreck ever since.
>>74990471
>overvaluing a dime-a-dozen skill winger
>top 40 in the league in scoring in his rookie year
Tell us more about these skilled wingers you have on your team who are superior?
>Hockeyville
Just like the Leafs, nobody cares.
>>74992112
>>74992112
>>74992112
oh gee i made a mistake in the title
oh well
>>74992110
>nobody cares about the team the most people care about
Vanpooper please go
Gary is such a robotic dry douche
>>74991884
epic
>>74992139
Nobody outside of Toronto gives a shit about the Leafs mate.
>>74992161
>>74992161
>>74992161
Leafs V Redwings
>>74992167
>no one outside of the most populated part of the country cares about the leafs
This is what you said
Very stupid
and wrong
>Store runs out of Bonaqua
>>74992197
>The rest of the country has less population than Toronto
>>74992246
how much of that population is shitskins pajeets and somalis though?
shit city tbhfamalamjam
Reminder that Toronto is the centre of the universe
>>74992296
Probably the same percentage as the number of japs and gooks in BC.
Canada is so tainted.
>>74992296
>implying any of those peoples actually like the leafs
Never been here have you
>>74992246
>people care about local teams
So the leafs are STILL more popular than any other team you fucking retard
>>74992296
Fuck off /pol/
>>74992362
t. Pajeet
>>74992355
So literally nobody in Toronto actually cares about the Leafs then?
Jeez.
>>74992382
Have you ever been to the city?
>/mlpol/
>>74992380
Nobody gives a fuck about what you illiterate rednecks think you are a shitstain to our country
>>74992400
You are a shit stain to the streets you live on, Pajeet.
>>74992400
You elected a cuck for a PM.
It didn't have to be this way.
>All this butthurt at a city
>>74992470
Did your butt hurt when you had to wipe your poo stained ass on the curb, Pajeet?
>>74992470
The rest of Canada is OBSESSED with toronto they always talk about Toronto and complain about it
>>74992498
Only sports, mate.
>>74992492
You can just keep projecting all you want you are still mad at a fucking city
>>74992520
Nah
Ive lived in London for a couple years on and off always talking about toronto I cant imagine what its like in the middle of no where lmao
>>74992593
>talking about something and complaining about it are mutually exclusive
Did a fucking horse kick you in the head?
Get back out there and grow my food faggot
im gay
>>74992498
is it something like LA over here?
>"LA IS THE BEST CITY EVER HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU FLYOVER FAGGOTS WE ARE THE GREATEST"
>actually LA is a concrete hellhole filled to the brim with Jews and violent minorities
>"HAHAHA SO OBSESSED, SO JEALOUS, SEETHING MAD"
I'll take my comfy SoCal beachtown, thank you
My lord are Finns ever ugly
>>74992634
*sucks your dick*
fucking faggot
>>74992648
Dnt bulli finlan plz dey hav high sue side rate
>>74992636
Personally I love living in Toronto but right now im just saying this shit to fuck with these people
>>74992684
If i woke up every morning in binland I'd kill myself too
>>74991884
shit I wish I was creative
Neuvirth ded
>>74992723
>>74992695
big cities are fun but after a few days in them I just find it claustrophobic and depressing. I can't imagine raising a family in one
>>74992723
The trick is to wake up in the afternoon
>tfw broonsfag rooting for a Julien-coached habs team
odd feel
>>74992695
I moved to New Market fuck the GTA
>two goalies stretchered off in a week
clearly the skinny pants are to blame
>>74992794
>20 minutes from the GTA
F-fuck the GTA
hahaha what my guy
>>74992794
>New Market
>>74992769
this man's been to college
Ryan finally showing he can shoot.
>>74992333
Nips and slants are actually good though
>Blackhawks win the Stan Lee Cup
>Trump gets impeached and convicted
>Cubs win the Worlds Eries
On a scale of 10-11, how buttblasted would you be /hoc/?
>devils in charge of not fucking things up
>>74992899
>implying trump getting impeached is bad
>>74992899
>>74992917
>>>/pol/
Pure fucking cancer
>>74992899
I'd be seething with rage. Literally shaking. Don't know who the Cubs are though.
>>74992899
fucking suvakkis get the fuck out
>"Drumpf will be impeached any day now" says increasingly nervous man for the 16th time
>>74992827
It's 20 minutes away from immigrants. Somalians are fucking scum keep turning a blind eye to them
>>74992972
haters gonna hate
will be a great day when Trump and Putin have a meeting here in Finland.
>>74992917
>>implying Justin won't use the impeachment in order take over a weak divided country
>>74992972
Trump wins like the Capitals do in the playoffs.
Sure he can stat pad his electoral votes, but he can't deliver when it matters.
>>74992984
>somalis cant drive
woah....
>pol
>>74992917
>talking shit about country's leader when you have the most embarrassing one of all
kek
Name 5 (five) players with a better release than Mike Hoffman
Flyers, hope your goalie is ok
>>74993012
>>74993025
We have an entire fucking board for this shit, fuck off
>>74993026
You're just jealous that you can't have any of our precious precious weed
>>74993033
Lehterä
Matthews
Laine
M.Granlund
Zucker
>>74993026
>actually thinking Trudeau is more embarrassing than trump
hahaha /pol/
>>74991884
Good post
>>74992950
>Don't know who the Cubs are though.
The best baseball team ever to be assembled and built from the ground up instead of using free agency. They're like the Blackhawks, but don't have their roster being raped every year by a salary cap.
>>74993059
Its pretty close big guy.
>ban on not liking Islam
flyers
>>74993059
yeah he is... "mister feminist" cringy as fuck
>>74993059
Your left wing politics don't belong here either, you're lucky cuckchan mods are compromised and shit
>>74993037
they're being bullied by ponies today
>>74993059
>Trudeau
>Not an embarrassing faggot
pick one
>>74993025
Stop letting these people in you NDP or Liberal sympathizer
No point arguing with you types
>>74993072
>dont have their roster being raped
I think you meant being charged with rape.
>>74993054
All wrong. Laine is pretty close though.
>>74993095
I dont like him but hes much better than trump
>>74993104
Sorry im in your safe space lmao
>>74993115
Did I say I liked him?
>>74993118
Right ill go tell them you said that right now
>>74993122
Patrick 'If there's no stain, it wasn't' Kane
Patrick 'Can't detain the' Kane
Patrick 'No charges filed' Kane
>>74993147
didn't he elect a cabinet full of women just because they were women? That's already a fucking joke. bigger joke than what trump has done so far.
>>74993147
t. Trudeau voter
Give me your address I'll kill you
>>74993182
Reminder that the rape kit revealed TWO different semen samples and neither belonged to Kane. She was clearly being fucked by a few dudes.
>>74993216
t. kane's agent
>>74993195
Somewhere in Toronto 100% guaranteed
>>74993216
>>74993257
i appreciate the question
So Don Cherry has dragons on his suit
>>74993194
Half of his cabinet was women and when they asked him about the fact that half of his cabinet was women he said it was cause its 2015
I thought it was pretty fucking stupid
>>74993195
You wont do shit faggot
>>74993288
LOOKS PRETTY GUD LET ME TELL YA
>>74993194
It's better than electing a cabinet full of people who have zero experience and that's why they were picked.
Or the guy in charge of protecting the environment in the US now filed 17 lawsuits against the agency he is now running. And he just unilaterally lifted the ban on a pesticide that was proven to cause brain damage in children.
>>74993257
Remember when he was charged? Me neither.
>>74993314
MINUS 21
>>74993290
Sauce me the addy and you can find out if that's true or not
>>74993316
He was charged it was just never revealed publicly.
>>74993288
I'm just waiting for the moment MacLean snaps and kills the Don. He's been pushed around for who knows how long.
>>74993216
>Reminder that Kane lost potential money in endorsements and royalties from EA sports after he was taken off the cover, but didnt counter sue for slander AFTER he beat up a cabbie for only a couple dollers worth of cabfare
P A I D O F F
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I take solace in the fact people in Chicago will probably be shot before I have to read their next abhorrent post
>>74993327
>posting my address online
ahaha you fucking stupid my guy meet me at pickering town centre after the leafs game Ill suck your dick off fag
What's with these fucking yellow people on the cancer ads?
>>74993089
source with the sound
>>74993373
I dont think the people being shot are black hawks fans or post on 4chan
out of all the current playoff teams which team is the most meat and taters
>>74993420
Penguins
>>74993420
cbj
>>74993411
What's wrong with yellow people, Pajeet?
>>74993089
April Fools?
>>74993331
>t. Trump official logic
It was still being decided if it should be brought to a grand jury, ergo no charges were filed. Everyone was figuring out that the woman who claimed rape was a cum bucket and just trying to shake down Kane for money. He didn't break and he case collapsed.
Kane was the better person because he didn't run her into debtor's prison and sue all the feminist blogs that called him a rapist (and didn't recant and apologize) for libel.
Also, he's playing better than ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koe5tmXtfSA
>>74993394
Oh so you're a fag what a shocker... Be there at midnight I'll fucking end your life
canes pls stop memeing
>>74993470
Who you calling pajeet, Mongol? They're not yellah as in Asian. A cancer charity filmed a couple of commercial and everyone in them has yellow skin because of some weird camera filter.
fuck off steers
>>74993497
Ill end your anal virginity
>>74993089
Did I juat watch someone die?
>>74993527
Oh okay, my bad. It's liver cirrhosis after heavy drinking, not a filter.
>>74993486
Have you seen his hairline? You dont get that without massive stress, maybe because he knew he faced jail time if he didnt spend half his years salary paying off some sloot he had to force to sleep with him.
Girls hate underweight manlets.
>>74993549
No, he was just dehydrated, needed some bonaqua, he was conscious when they took him away. Either that or he fainted in shocked that filthy actually scored.
FUCK NJ
Flyers are ELITE
>>74993606
i thought you killed yourself
>>74993628
Why would I kill myself when the future is so bright for the already ELITE Flyers?
DUBS AND HOFF GETS THREE!
>>74993658
How can a team be elite, but not make the playoffs?
This keeps me up at night
>losing to a literally defenseless Ottawa
>the city of binnipeg
Explain please
REEEE FUCK YOU PIG SNOUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LAINE'S TROPHY
>>74993683
Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out a plane?
>>74993725
haha laine fans BTFO
Pulju and matthews >> laine
>>74993732
... For you?
>Original Six
Is there a worse meme in North American sports?
>>74993799
>Hockeystate
>>74993799
Nope
>>74993799
t. expansion fag
>>74993725
>wanting to win; Certified bust: The trophy
tampa gonna choke against the frogs?
>>74993799
no
and we have to hear about it literally every time two of them play, sometimes when only one of them is involved.
Literally nobody gives a fuck about "le Original 6" not sure why they shill it so much
>>74993799
>not being O6
You'll always bee second class, my man
Nice job clearing your zone there, Burrows.
Wow the Devils are a bunch of fucking pussies.
>Be a NJ Devlel
>get the shit knocked out of you
>teamates rush to help
>all of your teamates lose their fights
truly a bunch of women on skates
Flyers are ELITE and TUFF
bruins clinched tiebreaker with tampon gay.
Can Winnipeg ever go a game without purposely injuring a Senator?
What the fuck Weise
>>74993823
Laine's a bust anyway so it wouldn't have mattered
why cant pulju speak english if its literally taught in finnish schools? is his finnish bad too?
>>74993823
This
Enjoy your meme trip shitthews
>literally pointless for 7 games
>>74993893
ya mad?
>be a NJ devlel
>get knocked out cold
>get taken to a PHILADELPHIA hospital
>have to see your teamates get BTFO on TV
>watch the ELITE flyers score a goal off of a power play caused by your teamtes losing their fights
>>74993900
He didn't go to school. And he's a legit retard.
>>74993897
Fair enough
>>74993872
Say that to my face and not online
>>74993872
>>74993918
can u kill urself again /hoc/ was better without u
>>74993914
you'd be too if your entire defence is dead
>>74993940
Maroon is a shitty goon who makes the game worse, cancer on the league
>>74993932
>butthurt laine fan
>>74993940
>"people" from Edmonton are still mad over an injury that was 100% accidental
Does literally NOTHING ever happen in your shithole of a """"""""city"""""""" that you have to cling to a moment from over a year ago?
>>74993971
>mad at a player stuck in the AHL meme league
>>74993932
>didn't go to school so he could play hockey
>sucks dick at hockey
Really makes me think
>>74993969
mad?
>>74993993
Yes, I hate that no skill goon fuck
>>74993799
"The State of Hockey"
>>74993940
Is that the fight that McChickenshit asked for to protect his beta honor?
Lol McCuckold is such a fucking faggot
>>74994011
>not having a team willing to die for you
lol geeroo is a fucking bust
>>74994024
>die
>faggot goon picked on someone half his size
He backs down from anyone bigger than him or around the same size, he's a little bitch
>>74994035
He fought Chara this season
>>74994035
I've never seen Patrick Maroon skate so fast as he did when he was trying to run away from Josh Manson, that shit was hilarious
auton matthews is an ugly pig faggot
>>74994068
So he picked on someone who belongs in a retirement home
>>74994144
Chara started it
You should watch Ice Guardians, my men. It's definitely /hoc/ kino.
>>74994167
Chara is a fag, he thinks he should be untouchable, he chimps out whenever anyone checks him
>>74994194
reminder he got pinned to the boards by aho
>>74993089
The flyers will win because of this.
>>74994194
He's a fucking gangly 6' 7" giant, it's not like it matters.
Jetsfags why are you out to kill my Snes?
Hawks will win the Cup.
The playoffs are meaningless.
Hey Condonfag, it's totally Anderson's fault that the Sens suck right?
>>74993585
>Hairline is evidence
Ha ha ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4cT2I_HLt8
Also, I wish Shaw was still with the Blackhawks just to see how Pat and Eddie would have commentated on this play. The guys doing it must be Canadian because they are so fucking boring.
>battle for first place, game probably decides who will end up with pacific division title
pretty hype, good luck oilerbros
>>74994496
sorry senpai you're my east team this year
What is Chris Kelly? Looks like some Japanese-Mexican hybrid.
It was fun while it lasted
>>74994694
We call those filipino
>>74994699
>shutout by dullass
sorry bro you were never gonna make it
>>74994566
>Sens shitting the bed
>Top 3 dmen are out
>Every team behind them are on winning streaks.
I don't want this suffering
Anyone try the new Yuros at Arbys?
Particularly the legit kebab meat onr?
Why does it seem like it's only goalies that ever collapse? Is it the strain from all the extra gear on them? I don't think I've ever seen a forward or defenseman collapse.
>>74994783
They're out there all game and sometimes they don't properly hydrate
>>74994783
Goalers pay the price
>>74994797
I feel stupid as fuck for not thinking about the fact that goalies don't get shifts.
>Mon visage when the Blackhawks don't even need to do anything and they are the best in the west clinching home ice throughout their road to the Stan Lee Cup.
I hope they face the Mild in the playoffs just to completely crush their dreams in yet another season.
>No Laine empty net
disappointing desu
Fuck this shitty fucking team. Should have clinched a while ago, but instead they decide to keep shitting the bed against shitty fucking teams. I wouldn't even be surprised if they fuck up twice against fucking shitty ass Detoilet.
Reddithawks fanbase is truly the most disgusting thing in sports. Somehow they manage to be far worse than Patriotfags.
Prepping for tomorrows game
>>74994909
We played great. Jets can only beat us if they kill our roster.
>>74994545
Are you going to change you trip now that Oilers are elite?
>>74994941
I don't think you can fire the cannon from the outside
>>74994947
Not Jets fault they are big guys and the Sens are weak, fragile little babbies
>>74994977
>implying he's not dropping it on his head
>>74994961
hes not even an oilers fan, he lives in calgary
season is over
apologize to auston mathews RIGHT NOW
>>74995063
at least you can go back to watching nascar, cletus
>>74995063
>>74995063
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74995063
same my southern brother
havent posted in a while
is
>lgbtning
still a spicy meme?
>tfw TOR v OTT
>tfw OTT are literal cripples
>>74995133
Value is increasing as we speak
reheating vintage memes
not really fun to pick on the clots this season, its only fun when they crash and burn in the playoffs or just barely miss, they were way out
I demand screenshots of pulju with that police uniform jersey they are wearing in the game now
my stream is too shitty
thank fuck that short lived Canes meme is already over
>we're gonna win tonight right?
Gotta make up for that jest game
Joe Smith @TBTimes_JSmith 11m11 minutes ago
#Stamkos "requests" trade to #Leafs at gunpoint, swat team has been called to amalie arena, but cant get into the building due to fat autistic man on crosswalk
>>74995263
Let's go Ducksbro
>>74995263
sorry but this is ours
>>74995063
not really
there's a disadvantage, obviously, but there're 4-point games against both the laffs and ruins, the buffalel/stars games give us a bit lighter of a final week, and stamkos/johnson are set to return within a few days
>>74995250
me too
>>74995308
You're an absolute faggot
>>74995284
Nah im not worried about >you in the playoffs. Just tonight and taking the pacific.
>>74995277
Quack attack muddafugga
>>74995364
>>74995364
>>74995364
NEW ON TIME
>>74995368
Not on time, faggot
>>74995308
Fuck off no one go to this thread
>>74995368
2 post early
>>74995368
fuck off earlyfag
>>74995437
>>74995437
REAL THREAD