Upcoming events:
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - TBA
6/16: UFC FN 111 - TBA
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
Previous thread: >>74977515
News:
>Bader to make Bellator debut against King Mo
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ryan-bader-to-make-bellator-debut-vs-king-mo-lawal-in-new-york
>Damir Hadzovic vs. Marcin Held added to UFC Fight Night 109 in Stockholm
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/damir-hadzovic-vs-marcin-held-added-to-ufc-fight-night-109-in-stockholm
>Mousasi says he knows how Weidman is going to fight
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/1/15136298/gegard-mousasi-says-he-knows-how-chris-weidman-is-going-to-fight-at-ufc-210
>UFC signs Naoki Inoue
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/847852609499258880
CORAL SPRINGS
/heem/ is forever
>>74987823
Bless
>UFC signs Naoki Inoue
Flyweight = WGAF
My little sister is bigger than those guys
>>74987965
*GADOODAG*
>>74988036
>>74987804
Fuck khabib nomakeweightgonedick
Anyone who hates Schaub is not a fan of MMA. It's time to grow up.
>>74988068
NotePad unironically deleted his early thread post in the previous thread lol. He's out of his mind.
>>74988087
You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/
>>74988118
Do you have that saved, ClipBoard?
>>74988118
Impossible, he's no notepad/spergop/swissop/khabibfan/cruzfan/webmguy/notapersonality
Do not talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again
>>74988185
Two of those people definitely fucked to create the third, but I'm not sure which is which.
>>74988179
have you considered what you're going to do when your graduate high school
>>74988074
How far would he have gone if he had actually had a chin?
>>74988237
He needed more than just a good chin. That's why Rogan tore into him and forced him to retire.
>>74988237
>when your graduate high school
kek
>>74987872
It's good to see that the UFC is trying to make the division deeper
I'm disappointed that they didn't sign more guys from the Cejudo-Benavidez TUF season
>>74988237
Make threads on /sp/ and kick off if people don't use mine
Wbu?
Why does the sperg reply to himself?
why is Tiger Schaub such a little bitch
>>74988312
for attention
>>74988295
i'm in college majoring in a STEM field
>>74988237
I am happy any time someone with dyed hair gets heem'd
>>74988332
congrats you're still a huge loser
>>74988332
And what are you going to do after that?
>>74988346
get a job
>>74988343
dwarf
>>74988320
it's normal for someone his age, most babies cry a lot and are very easy to scare
Anyone got any Dad Kelly webms?
>>74988384
>get a job
Then what? That can't be your end plan?
>>74988384
>most babies cry a lot and are very easy to scare
sounds just like his dad, although Tiger probably has a better chin even at his current weight class
Guys please I need an honest answer I'm not even trolling, did Schaub really name his kid Tiger or is it some dorky nickname?
>>74988387
me and a brit made a fuckton of them a while back, you can find them in this thread and the one that comes after it
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74519114/#74523044
Dustin and Conor are both starting to look like Cody
>>74988384
not everyone who sees you for the autistic loser you are is the dwarf, congrats on ruining the general faggot
>>74987804
>Bader to make Bellator debut against King Mo
Why is everyone glancing over the fact they had this fight pre made, like they knew Mo was going to win?
Are fuckton of boards being merged or is it an April fools joke? /o/ is currently unavailable and is said to be merged with some other mechanical board
>>74988511
Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
>>74988525
JUSTFUCKMYSHITUP
>>74988511
/mlpol/ is the best board on 4chan
To keep this post on topic, what are your opinions on a potential rematch between Michael Johnson and Nate Diaz?
>>74988511
Is this your first year on 4chan?
>>74988547
Won't happen if anything Nate fights Tony
>>74988547
>blatantly breaks the rule he got banned for
>now concerned with being on topic
>>74988572
Been here since 2009 unironically I never experienced an April fools 4chin joke
>>74988594
There has only been one every year. Somehow all of moots were shittier than this gooks.
HD stream where
>>74988630
>this gooks
Mate do you actually think Hiro was behind this. It's mostly just the mods and swaglord I imagine, I don't think Hiro even bothers with this place anymore outside of a few complaints about his Ad agency redirecting to malware
>>74988594
You sure
>>74988630
Why would /o/ be completely kill if it wasn't a cruel joke
>Khabib should have been champ for 3 years by now
>>74988574
Yeah, I doubt Nate would take that fight, since he seems to only want big fights now
i think Johnson could win a rematch, he won the first round pretty clearly, but Nate ran away with the 2nd and 3rd rounds when he got Johnson emotional and lured him into a brawl
I think Johnson would have beaten Nate if he fought like he did in the first round for the whole fight
>>74988671
Nah, Johnson couldn't get inside Nate was just too long and lanky
>>74988665
Sounds like someone should have been more careful
>the ufc used to have a black ring girl
>>74988774
She did a naked photoshoot and got fired. Then Brittney and Arianny did a naked photoshoot and nothing happened.
When is the april fool shit gonna be over
>>74988813
April 2nd
>>74988809
then Arianny flew out to Abu Dhabi to get pooped and peed on and she got loads of moneys
>>74988830
h-how many hours
>>74988774
post pic!!!!!
>>74988834
Dude those leaked pictures are nowhere to be found, Arianny must have had good lawyers
>>74988935
>>74988878
This KO is so weird, it looks like he hit him on the eyebrow, and it doesn't even look like he was swinging that hard. but I guess this goes to show why jack slack is always on about 'creating collisons', it really does double the force of a blow.
>>74988935
found a rich white dude and had a career ending pregnancy apparently
>>74988953
>>74988977
would whitewash
>>74988977
Me on the right
Do you know any heavyweight manlet thats 5'7
>>74988953
literally looks like a chimpanzee wearing a ton of makeup
>>74989125
interesting
>>74989125
gina carano is 4 years older than ronda
>>74989176
4x hotter too
20 years from now,Flyweights will be 5'10 on average
>>74989176
Gina was 26 when she lost to Cyborg
Ronda was 27 when she lost to Holly
>>74989229
200 years from now Heavyweights will be cutting to Flyweight with reverse-engineered alien technology
>>74989176
And I've got eight years more semen saved up for Gina than for Ronda, so it evens out.
>Tfw Rampage lost
>>74989350
oh well King Mo looked like a goof and now he will get BTFO by Bader in an equally shitty fight
Rizin > UFC
>>74989418
You know that the next Rizin is a PPV, right?
>>74989418
heeminder
>>74989437
haha abril bools
>>74989451
you know it senpai
If you had to impregnate one fighter who would it be? I would choose Valentina because we are the same age and she would make a good wife/mother
RIP Brad
>>74989484
if you don't choose Gabi Garcia you are retarded
>Rizin+KSW+Jungle Fight+Bellator+M1 Global combine to form World Championship Fighting(WCF)
Pick the logo
>>74989508
but I'm straight
>>74989520
any event tonight ?
>>74989643
UFC: Connor vs Floyd is tonight you casual
>>74989643
Cage warriors is on on fighpass right now
Manuwa is walking out some goof
>>74989484
ur old
but pic related
Anyone have any idea when Kron will fight again?
>>74989673
t.CodyFan
>>74989673
I thought about Grasso and even though shes a goddess I'm not sure I'd want to have a half mexican kid
>>74989651
>UFC: Connor vs Floyd
wew i thought that day would never come
who hypeeed!!
>>74989671
ill pass unless paddy the baddy is fighting
>>74989484
I would choose KK because she is always smiling and it would help with my crippling depression, she's also a qt and her leg game is ridiculous.
>>74989717
Paddy is fighting you goof
>>74989701
Why would that be me?
I've never once shown interest in grasso.
>>74989701
I'm not that cunt, don't ever call me him again or ill do you like a kipper
>>74989752
>not interested in Grasso
>extremely interested in Cody
pretty much confirmed you are gay
>>74989752
>>74989761
Shit sorry lads
>>74989751
how many bings till paddy?
>>74989782
probably 45 or so
>>74989798
thanks friendo
Why is Ed Milliband doing interviews for Cage Warriors?
who should Paddy call today after his upcoming win?
>>74989840
No problemo
>>74989889
He should call Artem and tell him he is coming for him
>>74989889
Lobov
>>74989889
Doctor
>>74987804
>>74989955
good fight
>>74989770
>interested in good fighters
>not interested in memes
>>74989761
you wish you was me
>>74989775
no problem
Have you ever been heem'd before?
>>74990021
Yeah during my first muay thai fight. The other guy was in way better shape and I gassed and got destroyed
>>74989418
CUTE!
>paddy the baddy
why are brits so non-threatening?
>>74990012
you don't even fully believe in your own boy baka, plus you said you'd leave that trip after 207
no wonder you got no xmas presents baka
>>74990111
thanks but shes my gf so back off
>>74990131
You posted yo bitch, on the /heem/ gen?
Post some random heems
>This twink is supposed to be a """baddy"""
Low standards these days desu.
>>74990131
>you don't even fully believe in your own boy baka
Nothing wrong with being worried
Cody is worshipped in my house hold, if he had lost this entire year would of been ruined
>>74990175
I train at the same place as this Nate Wood watch him hes good
>>74990183
when the blood orc snatched rory's soul and you had to assume a new identity was that year ruined?
>>74990200
>>74990207
I wasn't on 4chan back when Rory fought
>>74990215
>I wasn't on 4chan back when Rory fought
Stop posting
so... anyone watcing cw?
>>74990215
>I wasn't on 4chan back when Rory fought
Well, that explains a lot
>>74990175
>>74990215
>he hasn't been using 4chan for at least 5 years
>>74990260
This is one of my favorite heems of all time
Hendo is a beast
>>74990237
picket cornerin a goof
>>74990283
Holy shit that elbow
>>74990269
why is is so satisfying when Dariush gets BTFO?
>>74990333
I know man
Anyone got the webm of him being KO'd by Barboza?
>>74990333
dunno, he is a nice dude
>>74989704
Do you have any heroes?
>I don’t have an hero, but I admire Georges St-Pierre a lot.
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/alexa-grasso
not sure if anyone's ever seen this one before
>>74990364
/grasso/ time
>>74987804
Mods: OP made an early thread which is a bannable offence. He has been banned for it in the past.
post your favorite /grasso/
>>74990359
next 100 posts are designated for /grasso/ posting only. please comply or be banned
whats next for /grasso/?
>>74990410
>Shooting a lazy shot on Barboza
What did Dariush mean by this?
>>74990436
probably fighting fartgirl
if you /grasso/ and proud, now's the time to show it
>>74990449
easy fight for /grasso/ desu
wew Dalby got fat
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 210
Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira
>>74990525
It is literally illegal to redistribute this content. Stop now. I am not joking at all. It is literally a federal law.
>>74990558
>Rumble
>Mousasi
>Calvillo
>Cote
>Brooks
This Paddy kid is one ugly fuck
Nads got this lads
>>74990558
Cormier
Moose
Calvillo
Alves
Oliveira
>bongs in charge of names
>>74990558
Johnson
Weidman
Carvillo
Cote
Brooks
>>74990558
DC
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
IT'S TIME!!!
PADDY BOUT TO FIGHT BOYS GET IN HERE
I really want Paddy to get knocked out
>>74990558
Cornmier
Moose
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks
>>74990639
why
>>74990558
Daniel Cormier and Chris Weidman
>>74990646
goofy scouse cunt
"biggest fight night in britain"
is it fuck
"ill be the pound for pound number 1 within 5 years"
will he fuck
also he lost to Juicy J
Why do scousers say "la" all the time?
>>74990558
DC
Wide Man
Calvillo
Alves
Oliveira
>>74990639
your gonna see a tko trust me
put money on it
get fucked paddy
>taking picks for an event with an AKA main event
told you guys
nads good
bongs make me depressed
If nad wins I get 40 quid
>dat roider bacne
Paddy 10-9, more aggressive off his back.
>>74990818
10-8 Paddy
He looked like the bigger guy the whole round
Dalby is terrible
Natty Patty is about to make the comeback
>when the potato canoes are cold
>>74990485
future lightweight champ. cap this
>>74990901
THICC
20-18 Paddy, very good kicks and a late takedown wins him this round.
19-19
HEAD MOVEMENT BADDY
have to knock out paddy or crooked judges will give it to him again
20-18 Padmeister
Paddy is like a young Scouse Maia desu, serviceable stand up but great takedowns and ground game.
>>74990975
you're not wrong lad
3-0 not paddy
>>74990485
i want to see him fight yair so fucking bad
gassed
30-27 Paddy, great back take.
I am seriously worried about paddys fight iq
Theyre gonna give this to paddy and I'm not gonna get my 40 pounds am I
30-27 Padderz
My Score Card: 30-27 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 29-28 Paddy
>>74991108
same here
>>74991108
same here
My Score Card: 40-36 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 38-38 Paddy
>>74991196
same here
If Paddy doesn't finish, he lost.
Paddy is trash. Fucking honeydicked into watching this shit.
Paddy 40-36, close round but Paddy had more top control.
SPORTS WAR
>>74991224
You reckon? I think Paddy's been getting slaughtered.
there is no chance the will give this to Paddy RIGHT
>>74991275
nah im just memeing, Paddy might get a gift decision lol
poopy pimple BTFO
omg that single leg is pathetic 5 rounds of that garbage
wasnt paddy pimbly wimbly throwing up blood after his last fight? and they gave him the win
ever been a clearer 50-45?
>>74991317
ferrero rochers and hot chocolate
>>74990670
dunno la
Aren't limey judges really biased? is there a chance the give it to paddy
50-45 Paddy, just incredible the heart of Narmani keeping the fight alive.
naddy the baddy
My Score Card: 50-45 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 48 - 47 Nad
I'm gonna win 40 pounds lads!!
WTF ROBBED
FUCK OFF
fight of the year
>50-45
ABL's win again REEEEEE
>Paddy actually thought he won
quintessentially british
>>74991376
is the correct score
wow pimblett sucks what's with all the hype
Is the crowd throwing litter in the ring?
Nad to UFC when???
THE BONGS ARE ACTUALLY BOOING LOL
>>74991408
yeah brits and irish are scum
>>74990558
D.C.
Dutch iranian
Peral
Alves
WIll smith
Paddy would be a star in Bellator.
Coker should sweep him up.
link?
>>74991385
Did you see him walk off when Nad was announced the winner? That shocked expression when he realised he lost was priceless. Classless prick.
>>74991426
>Scousers are scum
Fixed.
>>74990558
CORMIER
MOOSE
CALVILLO (WGAF)
ALVES
BROOKS
>>74991435
gonna need a JUSTing of this
WEBMs please ;-;
>>74991462
What did you just say about my kind?
>>74991433
>Dutch iranian
>iranian
breh isnt he armenian christian?
>>74990558
DC
WEIDMN
CALVILLO
ALVES
BROOKS
>>74991502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iEAvE_ZbA
>>74991452
cage fighter finished, main fight was paddy and he did literally nothing
>>74991524
uncalled for
but here a taste of croatian toughness hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwIpMMBR_Q
>>74991524
why have you posted this?
>>74991547
just some banter for cro fag
>>74991546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tuZpBUiI2k
remember when roid cop/politician couldn't knock out mark hunt with left high kicks
>>74991578
>cro fag
dude if you came here to shitpost please go back to >>>/int/
not my fault serbs have no mma nor boxing fighters
>>74991645
duvaj ga purgeru
how do u get ur betslip?
>>74991629
Remember when cro bull destroyed Lawal?
how did paddy think he won that? I scored it 50-45 and I thought that was pretty obvious, guess not
>>74991703
no i don't watch fake shit
>>74991721
happens all the time m8
Pimbshit got BTFO
I thought you zilches said he was a prospect?
>>74991721
Can't believe he actually thought he won. Presumptuous cunt.
Lads any more mma this weekend?
>>74991807
www.ufc.tv
>>74991806
exactly, he must have gotten rocked too many times as soon as the fight was over he rose both of his hands for like a minute, nobody had the balls to tell him lol
>>74988278
Kai /our guy/ has two first round ko's since the season
>>74988878
>>74988547
I think i just came
Glad that ketwig got put in his place.
Anyone want to help me out here?
Why was Paddy hyped up in the first place?
>>74992043
>le funny looking undefeated brit twink
how contrived. Sad!
>>74990558
Kong
Kebab
Literally who?
Mexican
Bellator kid
>>74992043
dunno lad i just like shitposting desu
>>74991462
yes he could at least congratulate the dude.I believe he totally knew that he lost
not a classy move there
>making picks before weigh ins
i thought we learned out lesson
Who da fook is Paddy?
>>74992540
Nobody now. Kek.
HABBENING!!!!
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/jon-jones/breaking-jones-jones-returns-heavyweight-former-champion/
>>74987804
ban OP for making an early thread
he tried to delete his early thread post
unbelievable how much of a scumbag he is
he talked shit about you mods the other day
>>74992702
>>74992701
come on man
>>74990558
Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
Brendan Schaub you are NOT the father
>>74992314
I make 4 picks bro.
would dc getting leaner make him better?
>>74990558
Johnson
Mousasi
Calvillo
Coté
Brooks
>>74993770
>Johnson
lmao at ur life
DENIS SIIIIVERS AVAILABLE
>>74991502
he's armenian christian from iran, armenians are like jews having a cosmopolitan diaspora everywhere.
>>74993791
>he actually thinks Double Cheeseburger will make weight
>>74993180
Lucky I'm not home or I'd remind everyone you fantasized about a baby growing up to be gay
>>74993913
newsflash buddy, every gay guy was a baby at one point.
Lads, how do you avoid getting heemed by brutal knees when you shoot for the takedown (single or double leg)?
>>74990561
>mfw Gina every single time
Do you see how she turns her shoulder away from the camera when she starts shaking her shoulders? Keeps the camera from getting too good of a view of her big milf tits bouncing around. Playful, but modest. She's a keeper, lads.
>>74994166
HEAD IN HIS CHEST NOT HIS DICK YOU FUCKING FAG
But yea, keep your head in his chest.
>>74987965
Can you make these flow smoothly?
>>74990377
>>74994166
Don't shoot from far away.
>>74990515
FUCKING CUTE!
>>74994429
>>74994523
Why cant Alexa do nude photos like Chandella did?
>>74994619
you got the wrong girl m8. why would you even want her nudes? shes barely got any body at all. shes just a cutie. im purely here for the cuteness
>>74994634
>why would you even want her nudes? shes barely got any body at all.
are you serious m8, shes got a nice body that I would like to see nude to appreciate her superior female form
>coral springs
>>74994634
>How to spot a weeb
heem yourself my man
>>74994660
she hasnt got tits. her bunda is probably nice but not in a way that would show up in nudes. its probably one of those bundas that looks good during sex tho. and her vaj is probably meh at best. most vaginas are ugly.
i'd rather just have her stay a cute pure fitefu
>>74994687
never watched an anime before in my life. i'd much rather have thiccenzies nudes than grassos
Diego just did a live stream
It was really good he answered loads of my questions he's a really nice guy
>>74994166
Sambo style takedowns, use strikes to set it up, don't shoot from 10 feet away like a wrestler
>>74994166
Use strikes to set it up, but don't use the same set-up every time, or else they'll recognize the pattern, and just throw a knee up and let you run into it.
>>74994690
>most vaginas are ugly.
>i'd rather just have her stay a cute pure fitefu
What a fruity faggot
>>74995113
it's true tho lad
most vaginas are gross to look at
and
>wanting a slut over a wholesome, feminine woman
do you have no self respect
>>74995113
if you have seen more than 10 vaginas in person, what percentage of them look like they could make it in porn?
i've seen around 20 irl and id say 15 of them i couldnt stare at it and keep a boner. most vaginas look rekt. not that they have been rekt but we've all grown up looking at perfect porn pussies so regular shit is gross
So...no fights on tonight?
>>74995202
>if you have seen more than 10 vaginas in person
Y-yeah tottally
>>74995202
If your measurement scale for women is can they make it in porn I have bad news for you
LAST CHANCE
>>74995356
>scale for women
>scale for vaginal appearance
big difference my man
>>74995381
Found the virgin
>>74995381
embarrassing
>>74995381
Howling
>>74990558
Rumble
Weedman
Calvillo
Côté, I guess
Oliveira
>Paddy Pimblett lost and I missed it
I really really want to inspect Alexa's vagina with a magnifying glass haha
>>74995831
Nah brah it's not porn approved
>>74995869
kek
test
Good morning heem, how are you this morning lads ?
Funny Prank
Very Funny
Ha Ha.
>>74987804
Fucking making early threads and getting away with it unbelievable you deleted your early post but didn't get banned.
>>74996035
>triggered for 12 hours
>>74988332
Holy shit.
not really that hyped for 210 tee bee aytch
>>74996392
>hole in sock
not impressed with ur performance
>>74996591
Cynthia Cavillo must have ridiculous couch game to be on main card twice in a row for being such a literally who
>>74996605
faber is an underrated manager
>>74996605
Eh, she gadooshed all over whatsherface. Good WMMAers are so rare that you may as well put them on the main card.
>>74991765
Needs more Alexa.
>>74996955
Still doesn't explain putting 4-0 (1-0 UFC) Cavillo vs 6-1 Gonzales debuting in the UFC on the main card of a PPV.
Shit like that is what prelims are for
>>74996982
Nobody's going to give a shit about wMMA if you don't put it on the main card. Cynthia's going to challenge for the title inside of four.
>>74996989
nobody is going to give a shit about WMMA anyway desu
>>74997040
And yet Ronda.
>>74996982
women are a draw. so throwing a women's fight on the ppv is standard
it goes wmma fight, action fighter, old name, big contender/second belt fight, premier belt fight
>>74990558
Anthony Johnson
Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo
Thiago Alves
Will Brooks
>>74997059
Ronda is an outlier. She had a huge personality + dominant fighting style which made casuals take notice + looks (arguable but she was portrayed that way in the media).
I very much doubt any other woman will come close to Ronda's level of popularity. Who is the second most popular female fighter of all time? Miesha or Gina? They both had the looks + Miesha got a rub off Ronda.
>>74990558
Cormier
Weidman
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks
What did Bindipper Schwab mean by this?
>>74997080
I'm not saying that anyone's going to reach Ronda's level of popularity; I'm saying that it's not inconceivable that we could get a wMMA star that consistently reaches 350k-400k on ppv. The UFC would *kill* to have more people who can sell that well.
>>74997080
>Who is the second most popular female fighter of all time?
I'd wager Cyborg
>looks like she could beat up average guy
>murders all of her opponents
>cool nickname
>>74997127
>we could get a wMMA star that consistently reaches 350k-400k on ppv.
that was probably Holly before she got JUSTed. Right now I don't really see anyone. The fighter in question would need to be
A) Very good looking and also a champion level fighter + speak English so she could go on talk shows. Paige was closest thing they had but she isn't a championship level fighter.
B) An absolute beast who people would say could beat up similar sized male fighters. Speaking English is also preferable for promotional purposes. Cyborg is the closest one here but she doesn't really speak great English and is in a super shallow division.
>>74997166
They should probably stick to doing wmma like on 211, add novelty of chicks fighting, make the card appear stacked by two title fights and avoid embarrassments of 208 caliber again
>>74997080
>no women will reach her popularity
other than conor, who has pulled in rondas numbers?
Imagine being so fat that you get triggered everytime someone mentions womens mma and you stay online 24/7 to defend their honour, just imagine being that fat.
>>74997302
Brock and GSP
>>74997247
yeah, add WMMA fights to an already stacked card so they get more eyeballs on them. Don't expect WMMA to carry a card on its own.
*interrupts you mid sentence*
*GAAAAAA-DOOSH
*turns 270°*
*walks away*
REEEEEEEE WHERE ARE EMBEDDEDS FUCK WME FUCK SEAN SHELBY REEEEEEEEE FUCK DANA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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That cheap shot Schaub did to Cro Cop after he ko'd him was such a piece of shit move.
I'm glad he got heemed out of MMA. Sad that his career rebounded afterwards.
>>74997659
>cheap shot
the ref didn't step in so Schaub had to finish the job.
>>74997544
Free money for the bookies
>>74997670
Fuck off cunt. Every fighter has said they know when they've ko'd someone. It's only the pieces of shit that carry on when someone is out like that.
It's not like he was doing ground and pound. He hit him and he dropped, schaub stopped and watched as he rolled to the side with his eyes in the back of his head and threw another one on him and walked off smirking.
>>74997718
lmao for sure wipe those cheeto fingers my man
Find it hilarious how Schaub demolished the supposedly 'best striker in MMA'.
>>74987804
follow the board rules next time
>page 4
slackers
>>74990558
Cormier
Weidman
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
>>74998528
>the nation of Puerto Rico
>>74997889
This. Nothin wrong with a little aftershot to a foreigner to remind him that these colors don't run
>>74997718
Silva knew he heemd bisping and how did that work out for him?
>>74998626
>>74998798
>Americans condoning hitting a defenceless person
No honour in those lands
>>74998895
There's also no U's in our honor you buttertoothes redcoat
>>74990558
>rumble
>weidman
>calvillo
>cote
>brooks
TJ beat Cruz
>>74990558
Johnson
Mousasi
Calvillo
Coté
Brooks
>>74999068
naw
>>74999068
TJ will beat cody
>>74999068
I can see that argument desu. I think he beats him if they ever fight again.
Cody/TJ is probably the fight I'm most hyped about. TJ is a more naturally aggressive and offensive fighter than Cruz so I think he will do much better against Cody.
Hot take: Bisping isn't a good trash talker and isn't particularly charismatic.
>>74999317
Both are true
>>74999317
who is the best trash talker?
>>74999240
My boy vs my number 2 boy
It's like they're fighting over me :heartemoji:
Cold Take: Two Posters above me have bird brains
>>74999280
TJ's body isn't falling apart either, that's another thing that makes him a tougher opponent than Cruz
>>74999344
Conor?
>>74990558
Daniel Cormier
Still My Boy
Cynthia Calvillo
Thiago Alves
Charles Oliveira (via a series of groin shots and eye pokes)
I'm just excited for another event desu. Feels like forever since the last one
>>74999068
This tbqh. He won last two and the third one too but judges gave it to Cruz because of meme takedowns.
>>74999344
right now? Conor since nobody else is really great
Overall I prefer Chael. Sure his trash talk is usually scripted but he delivers it very well and is just very charismatic and fun to listen to.
>>74999356
Yeah thats another factor. Also, Cruz tried to lead too much against Cody which allowed him get cracked over and over since he isn't used to doing it and his defence is too meme.
>>74999317
>Don't kiss me
>I'll K-kiss you with this right here buddeh
>"this belt is stayin right here"
>They'll give me a new one
>"G-good one"
>>74999420
And then he proceeded to get dropped twice by an old man spamming overhand rights
>>74998534
>nation
>>74988834
>>74988939
u wot m8
>>74990558
Johnson
Moose
Calvill
Coat
Brooks
>>74990386
I bet you didnt even report him.
>>74994244
>>74994391
You now remember Randy's low as fuck single leg on James Toney.
>>74999317
I very much disagree. He's a great shittalker. Did you not watch the presser with GSP? Here I'll link it so we can all laugh at "fuckin lizard" again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7v7H6bKF_M
>>74999990
pervert. haha
Who is your favorite female UFC fighter?
>>75000216
Huh, I remember it being an ankle pick.
>>75001316
>WMMA
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSWm0MXlOwl/
>>75001392
are you retarded? thats all pretty standard strength and conditioning for pretty much any sport. you'd probably see most NFL players doing similar workouts
>>75001444
Apology accepted. This time. Fucking shit on my shoe zilch.
real
>>>/spa/49331
>>75001516
Are those meme boards still active ?
So what is actually going to happen in the lightweight division now?
our gym hosted a local Kickboxing show in Germany yesterday. You can watch it for free here: http://www.fight24.tv/kamp…/hauptkategorie/joya-fight-night/
it felt like a indy pro wrestling show. 800 spectators cramped up in a tiny school gym
>>75002676
sorry, copied the wrong link
http://www.fight24.tv/kampfsportvideos/hauptkategorie/joya-fight-night/
>>75002648
Ferg beats diaz for vacated belt
kalabeeb never fights for a title
Fighters you hate? I'll start: Khabib
>>75002872
NotePad
Which current UFC fighters do you believe have partaken in unlicensed/illegal fights?
Mike Perry is a probable one IMO, as is Aldo
>>75002872
Kevin Lee
Julianna Pena
Is this rose being raped rumour just a meme or is it actually a known fact?
I can't find anything about it online
>>75003262
Jorge Masvidal
>>75002872
any muslim fighter
>>75003503
CDC statistics say that 1 in 5 American children are molested, and overwhelmingly by someone they know. Rose's father was a useless immigrant and diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic.
>>75003317
>the small size of his forehead reflects his lack of intelligence
>>75003503
It's true she tweeted it
>Just watched Woodley v Thompson
WTF!?
>>75002872
All of AKA
>>75003262
There's a video of Alex Caceres fighting in a backyard fight.
>>75003503
She talked about being abused when she was on TUF. Why do you think she's with Old Man Barry?
>>75003983
muh chess match
>>75003729
>muh psuedoscience
great
>>75003983
both fights were awful
i have no idea why people were saying that the first one was good
>>75003729
>putting his miniscule forehead on the ground five times a day demotes an even more astounding lack of intellect
>>75004125
1st was great
>>74991279
holy shit
>>75002676
>>75002694
Thanks for posting Germany
>>75004432
you're welcome. What was the spicy banger of the evening in your opinion? Watching it ringside, I would say Pireva vs Ajeti, but fights are different on tape
>>75004744
Not had the chance to watch any of them yet, I was going to but the site is an absolute mess unfortunately.
Might have a look later
I'M NOT CRYING, I'M JUST SOBER
>>75004786
if you manage to watch it, watch the second chickfight. The fight is weird, but it contains the only real knockout of the evening
>>75004856
names?
>>75004820
FOR MORE THAN 5 MONTHS
>>75004820
They don't even like me, they just hate Jon Jones
>>75004922
Glandien vs Scheucher
Listen to the woman Jon CALM DOWN just CALM DOWN
>when you smoke so much dank kush you get in debt despite being international hip hop star and you have to do some stupid shit for the UFC to make ends meet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JsyJRJ34EI
>>75005173
i wonder if HA-BEEB is still his new nigga?
DC is 38 bros.
He's due to lose now. Anderson Silva lost his belt at 38.
Only UFC champ older than DC is Randy Couture.
>>75005513
Cody can read ?
>>75005566
wew lads
>>75005675
What did she meme by this?
>>75005727
short guy big dick?
>>75004125
Go watch some more anime you fucking zero. Make an early thread again and you're full range banned.
6 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>74987804
i hate you
fighters you want dead
>>74991279
I'll take "Reasons Why Weight Classes Matter" for 200, Alex.
At least, I'm assuming the dude that got slammed is quite a bit smaller. Sure looks like it.
New thread:
>>75006086
>>75006086
>>75006086
>heem is almost completely dead
great feel tbqh
>>75004125
holy shit that late stoppage tho, dude was a zombie for at least the last 15 seconds
>>75006133
It will pick back up later this week. UFC 211 all the casuals will return.
>>75005882
I will cry tears of joy after he beats Mousasi.
>>75006133
Where did everybody go ?
I just lost a fair bit of money on tennis
Weidman will win it back for me right?
>>75006445
Weidman>Machida>Moose
>>75006440
3 weeks between events and there's no point in coming here because it's just shitpost general
>>75006506
It's a shitpost general on 4Shitpost.org, don't see how that particularly should be an issue
>>75006570
grow up.
>>74988185
who here /wouldunironicallyfuckgabi/
>>75006445
Why do you think Weidman will win?
Why does anyone think Weidman will win?
Moose is gonna rape him m80s.
Why does damage accumulate? When you get punched in the head a bunch why does it make you more likely to get knocked out?
>>75006837
Even if only for the stories to tell
>>74990558
Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
>>75006860
Weidman wrestling will be too much for moose
>>75006860
I think Weidman will wrestle him desu. On the feet its not like Mousasi has a massive advantage either.
new thread >>>/spa/62206
>>>/spa/62206
>>75006927
>When you get punched in the head a bunch why does it make you more likely to get knocked out?
Because when you're in pain you aren't at 100% and you're easier to hit
>>75006927
>I literally dont understand the utlmost basic human physiology
Kek
>>74998895
No middleweight title either
>>74999280
Him being more aggressive plays perfectly into Cody's counters
>>74987872
Those guys would literally rape you.
>>75006860
muh wrestling
who is every heres most liked ufc female fighter?
>>75009391
Paige VanZant is my least favorite
>>75009391
Cat Zingano
new
>>75009441
>>74990558
Rumble
Weidman
who cares
Cote
Brooks
>>74991279
fugg
Gooby