>FT scores
Schalke - Dortmund 1-1
Bayern - Augsburg 6-0
Leipzig - Darmstadt 4-0
Hamburg - Köln 2-1
Freiburg - Bremen 2-5
>18:30 CET
Frankfurt - M'gladbach
NUR
U
R
>>74984852
customers enjoying their happy investment time before getting crushed by Madrid again :c
Thomas Delaney is the first Dane to score a Bundesliga hat-trick since Ebbe Sand scored three for Schalke at Bayern in 2001.
hello everyone
>Erwin showing the red card to the ref
I need a video pls
is this /bundas/?
>shitmund unironically 4 points behind a fucking energy drink
Frankfurt: Hradecky, Chandler, Abraham, Vallejo, Tawatha, Oczipka, Mascarell, Gacinovic, Rebic, Fabian, Hrgota
Gladbach: Sommer, Jantschke, Christensen, Vestergaard, Wendt, Strobl, Dahoud, Hofmann, Stindl, Hazard, Raffael
>>74984878
HSV are not our guys, I don't know why there is an HSV pepe. Sure they used to be /pol/ the club, but Germans will tell you they haven't been like that for years
>>74984928
wait, it's even FUCKING 5 POINTS
>>74984945
>American hating Hamburger SV
CHI
>>74984954
leverkusen /lifelong/ here
>>74984945
They're the conservative club in Hamburg
St. Pauli is the Leftist cuck club of Hamburg
>>74984954
I don't hate them, they're alright because they trigger St Pauli, I just don't know how they became the meme club here
>>74984945
>HSV are not our guys
Speak for yourself.
>>74984919
Yes, welcome
>>74984969
>chichakusen fan
CHI confirmed
/pol/ is not welcome in /bundes/, just so you know
>>74984945
>HamBURGER
>not /ourguys/
>that flag
HSV is the official divegrass club of America
>>74984982
>they're alright because they trigger St Pauli
literal autism
>>74985015
nor are diary blog posts
>>74985015
we must secure a future for our people and white children everywhere
>>74985069
wtf i love white people now
>UPDATE Matchday 26
Aubameyang (24 goals)
Lewandowski (24 goals)
Modeste (22 goals)
http://www.strawpoll.me/12652728
http://www.strawpoll.me/12652728
Who will make it in the end lads?
Egh, only reason >we drew against >schalke is refball. Still dortmund were the better team.
/fitlit/ > /mlpol/
>>74985131
Lewy has got the more assists than Auba
>>74985131
Lewandowski as always. Aubameyang will drop form, as always.
>>74985199
le laundry man knows what's up
god damn what happened freiburg?
>>74985224
do you have the beginning where he walks up to the ref holding it up and then tries to put it in his pocket?
>>74985224
thank you based webmposter
>>74985246
couldn't find a better source
>>74985141
And Aubameyang trying to be too cleaver and not looking at who he's passing too.. Or shooting himself
>>74985197
>>>/cock/
>>74985277
ok. thanks anyway dude
Manchester United 0 - 0 West Brom
My poor brother.
Tomorrow...
>>74985312
he should have gone to Freiburg
>>74985357
Yes
How did schalke do? Didnt get to catch the game.
>>74985367
they should have had two penalties. schalke better in the 2nd half but game got very open in the last 20 or so minutes
>>74985339
Not bundes related retard.
Castro is a fraud, why are they choosing to keep him over Kagawa?
>>74985448
>2 penalties
Nope, only one.
>>74985514
burgstaller was held when he was trying to turn for the shot right around the penalty area and then the hand ball
pls stop making me feel superior
thanks
>>74985535
The Burgstaller situation was not enough for a penulty, don't be ridiculous.
>>74985565
>le conspiracy
Whatever Alex Jones, go put another layer on your tinfoil hat
>>74985246
https://twitter.com/RealClearSports/status/848197512175517696
I found it but I can't seem to convert it
>>74984807
What website is that layout from again? I think it's quite nice.
>>74985674
flashscore
>>74985637
he is right though
>>74985686
Thanks.
>>74985753
noice
But it would've been even better if you'd greentext it
Who here rasenballsport /lifelong/?
Forsberg is elite
>>74981302
okay i am back and i have two shitty pictures, but i think you will appreciate them
i think both teams could have won so the draw is okay
>>74985979
>>74985979
>>74985987
thanks
>>74985987
>>74985979
Thanks man
not gonna lie i feel really stupid making pictures with my phone so i try to take them in secret without anyone seeing ugh
>>74985987
You were at the stadium. so you could probably hear it better.
There was some slight whistling against choupo right?
>>74986028
was the same for me.
Makes you feel like a customer/tourist/chink
yes exactly, maybe it would feel different if i had a smartphone.
hmmmm i did not hear any whistling against a specific schalke player to be honest. maybe if he would've been subbed out. he was pretty shite desu. he always slows down the game and keeps the ball for too long
today is the Coupe de la Ligue Finale at 21 o'clock if anyone is interested PSG vs. Monaco
i think it could be a good game, despite it being french
Is delaney elite?
who?
>>74986133
sounds good
>>74986156
yeah, too bad he didn't pick the USMNT
>>74986133
It'll probably be a good game, but I will either watch a film or just find something interesting on the television.
>denmark rather watches tv than football
why exactly are you here again?
>>74986291
I have watched football today. I just don't feel like watching three games on one day.
okay i know that feeling
on days where i have to play footy myself, i sometimes play+watch 3 games. it's a complete football overkill and also the day is over
>>74986291
>why exactly are you here again?
giving and receiving knutschis
gonna go out grocery shopping now
anyone want something?
>>74986379
I think a perfect football day for me would be a full round of Danish games at the same time so I could listen to the radio simulcast and then one televised foreign game between some big teams. I don't want any more than that.
>>74986439
Yes hehe
yes i need water. i dont have any.
and something to eat.
thx
>>74985131
each of auba's goals is a tap-in, he can only be carried so far on the selflessness and teamwork of his mates
lewy can make a goal out of nothing, and can be selfless as well, as he demonstrated today
>Just as he did when scoring in the Ruhr derby in February 2015, the flamboyant Gabon striker, Dortmund’s self-styled ‘Batman’, donned a black mask to celebrate.
>>74986657
>and then proceeds to miss a sitter and chokes the game away
Can anyone stop Lewandowski?
He's seriously the best in the world right now.
>>74986603
sadly this.
>>74986231
We don't need any more fake Americans on the team
Are any of you gonna watch Schweni's debut?
Hofmann is a donkey
Why is Erwin so based?
>>74986930
he just doesn't give a crud
>>74986791
if he gets the bundesliga top-scorer trophy again and bayern wins champions league and then ballon d'or goes to messi or ronaldo, then the award is completely meaningless to me
anyways, can't wait for the bayern-real game
my sides
>>74986982
Hehehe
>>74986817
No one asked you Doyle
>>74987072
someone shoop samurai swords in his hands and anime effects around him
<-- like this
>>74987072
>>74987094
shouldn't he be at wrestlemania right now?
AHAHAHAAH
>the citybof Scheissfurt
>Fabian
SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER SOMMER
>mexichokes
trump was right after alll
Immobile on 18 Serie A goals this season
>Strotbl
>Me arrogant?
Hmm. When you have to say something like that, maybe there's something in it?
why are we watching two irrelevant mid table clubs play eachother again?
>>74987235
both teams, especially frankfurt, can still qualify for the EL
this is what I like about this season, there isn't one team yet that has nothing to fight for anymore in this season
>>74987235
I'm watching a documentary about the Danish West Indies (US Virgin Islands)
Today, or maybe yesterday, is the 100th anniversary of the sale of the islands to the United States.
>>74986584
i actually did buy water, mineral water to be exact (medium)
come get some if you want
>>74987235
because our lives suck
>>74987066
You can have all the yuro-based players you want but we need to keep all of those who don't see themselves as Americans only out of the team
>>74987226
>marketing your own brands
disgusting
It's merely a matter of time until companies pay for goal celebration advertising
>>74987242
No way that's gonna work out
I still don't know why they signed him
No way he's any kind of draw
>>74987363
Yes
>Jens Keller zu Gast im aktuellen sportstudio
nice
Get absolutely fucked, you Carinthian shits
>>74987418
Vice championship a realistic targte now! Might even cuck the Violets out of the European spots lmao
>>74987363
yeah, i bet in a few year's time it'll get so bad we'll have a bundesliga team named after an energy drink or something
>>74987432
>those names
Why do Schluchtenscheißer have to ruin everything?
>>74987480
>Not wanting to play for Guntamatic FC
>>74987432
I don't think I would mind something like this if it was big traditional Danish companies.
Like LEGO Silkeborg, Mærsk Lyngby, Novo Nordisk OB, Ecco AGF.
I just don't want cheap foreign brands.
>>74987432
What happens if both teams qualify?
>>74987432
>CASHPOINT
literally stopped reading there
how can any of you schluchtenscheißer take this league seriously, ffs
fucking MLS has more self-respect than your league
>i bet in a few year's time it'll get so bad we'll have a bundesliga team named after an energy drink or something
see here
>>74987432
>>74987432
>FC Flyeralarm Admira
>>74987515
do you mean both RB teams?
>>74987497
Thought of something cool, take teams with the B&I (bold- og idrætsforening) name and replace it with B&O (Bang & Olufsen)
Holbæk B&O... Corporate name, but woth respect for the original.
>>74987552
Yeah, Can they both play in the CL?
>>74987516
We have a Red Bull team too
Although I'm not entirely sure how much they care about it
>>74987575
UEFA said no, but RB's lawyers said it won't be a problem.
Since the media stopped talking about this, I assume they found a way somehow.
>>74987575
>implying RBS will ever qualify for the CL
>>74987592
I know, but it's an exception (your clubs' names are cringeworthy for another reason, because you try to be European so hard that you adopt European club names that make absolutely no sense in your country)
We also have Bayer Leverkusen, but in Austria the names are changing every 5 years or so.
It's absolutely disgusting.
>>74987516
>MLelS
>self-respect
Pick one.
>grocery shopping
ugh.....
>>74987820
had to do that an hour ago. i felt bad every second i was outside.
>>74987820
just leaving to do it lel
also sports
>tfw I went grocery shopping this morning
That decision really pays off now
Regarding name sponsorships in Austria, I agree that it's pretty stupid, but it's been done for so long that it has become a bit of a tradition by now.
draxler already scored
i tuned in too late, fuck me
>>74988115
When and where? ;)
like in the 5th minute of the french cup final
game is going on right now, 20th minute
>>74988357
it's not the french cup final tho
it's the league cup final (ligapokal), which is basically a meme (fitting for april fool's day I guess)
>watching league cup matches
Benfica - Porto will start in five minutes
>>74988388
So it's the equivalent to the capital one cup in England?
ahh okay, thanks for the info
The best small cup tournament was Royal League imo
>watch-our-league-guy with german proxy
i see through your charade
doesn't look all too irrelevant though
people are quite happy about goals
Schweinsteiger has scored
is verratti the best midfielder on earth?
>>74988412
Looks like Schweinsteiger has found his level.
Good for him.
>>74988407
tuned in
>>74988499
Mixed up my replies. Sorry.
I'm back, couldn't resist the urge to buy a prince roll. RIP aesthetics I barely knew ya.
>>74988527
benuldi benfiga
>>74988570
from where have you returned?
>>74988605
thanks
was it aldi? i like aldi.
>>74988592
>>74988605
I'm not that guy though, I'm >>74987981
>>74988619
wew lad. let me guess. catholic-worker colon man?
>>74988611
Aldi is good for a lot of stuff, but their meat is more expensive than other discount stores.
there is a lot of flopping already in this porto match
>>74988659
cheapest for p much everything over here. The only thing is that sometimes their fruit is not very good quality
draxler asist
>>74988645
I have no idea what you're saying desu
The official fan clubs of all Superliga clubs except Brondby have decided to boycot away games against FC Kobenhavn.
>>74988696
Yeah their fruit is not the best, but here I don't think it's much worse than other discount places.
I'm lucky to have maybe a dozen supermarkets within 15 minutes walk from my place, so it's easy to shop for good cheap brie in Aldi, fruit in Fotex etc.
PSG is flopping alot too desu
but the level of the game is still very good
>>74988827
>The official fan clubs of all Superliga clubs except Brondby have decided to boycot away games against FC Kobenhavn.
what happened?
should i watch legia warsaw or benfica rn?
also this>>74988886
you should watch the second half of the french game
it's good
>>74988886
They are unhappy with the accommodations. The fans are placed in an upper tier without the possibility of getting close to the pitch, even though the stadium only comes close to selling out against Brondby.
>>74988958
that was part of my master plan, but because its half time i decided to watch legia
watch legia for 15 minutes then decide again
happy for schweinsteiger desu
>>74988571
cute
mbappe time
>>74989021
i bet his wife is happier
>>74989084
dat fukken ball from verratti
dat fukken volley by cavani
yes, very nice goal indeed
i told you the level of play is good
>>74989254
Is MLS still on Eurosport?
nice run by silva
i don't know, not talking about MLS to be h
talking about the frog game
Made a thread on /x/
>>74989279
It's sometimes on Danish Eurosport, but maybe Tippeligaen will push it out now.
link it
>>74989279
Nah, I think they dropped it after one season
I remember watching 2-3 games on Sunday evenings
Was quite comfy actually
Rooney to MLS when? I would probably watch this memefest then.
>>74989439
>>>/x/18843535
>>74989513
Schalke - Dortmund viewing party at the Amsterdam Tavern in St. Louis, Missouri.
hello im back from the kickabout
heard on the radio that bayern won 0-6
what am i looking at here
i mean the picture AND the thread
This one is the best picture basically
ugh....
this is wrong on SO many levels
>>74982406
i just got lucky. i befriended a cool dude from work and he got me into this. he is a good friend
>There is even an ok field, I have shoes, I have a good ball, I even have goalie gloves and everything.
well i guess if you really wanted to you could make it happen but i understand your position and i would do the same
>>74984852
some good matches eh?
time to watch the highlights
>>74985131
thanks
>>74985131
pierre-emerick aubameyang
>>74985339
aua aua meine schürfwunden
>>74987363
>>74989548
Literally me
>>74989533
How did it go?
>chelshit
i think it's rude to call out denmark in her own thread
i did not ask for the link for this
>accidently said her
ugh...i meant 'its'
>>74989486
hes gonna go to everton
>>74989513
>>74989527
>>74989548
please stop picking on these people. there is nothing wrong with liking german culture even if they are way too over the top about it.
hmmm okay
but only 4u
>>74989713
I think it's adorable
>>74989642
Glad he isn't under contract with Adidas, they would have shifted such a marketing asset to one of their big clubs immediately.
>>74989713
if they actually cared about german culture, they would know that a true BVB fan would never watch a match in a bar full of >schalke supporters
that's just unacceptable
>>74989548
wait a sec, he is wearing a liverpool shirt and holding a schalke scarf here but a dortmund shirt here >>74989513
>>74985979
>>74985987
nice pictures
>>74989780
The power of Kloppo
>>74989713
lederhosen are not a german thing tho.
>>74986028
>>74986056
yeah. thats why i never take pictures of stuff. i started being the photograph during travelling with friends though because i realized its a lot of fun to look back at these kind of pictures and its a bit of a bummer to not have anything photographic of some memories. i wouldnt take a picture of a drawing or a statue, im talking group pictures or the people i travel with in the spotlight. people usually like to see themselves in pictures they didnt know they were in. bonus points if its from afar. im talking picture related
>>74989785
but why the schalke scarf then????
>>74989806
for most americans, germany = caricature of bavaria and then for the real retards bavaria + nazi shit
>>74989814
DELET
>>74986156
no
>>74986553
yes peas, blueberries and broccoli please. i am too late. what did you get
>>74986584
> i dont have any water
yeah right
>>74987072
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*POW*
thats all it takes tim to knock you out. why dont you own a gun yet?
>>74989842
>but why the schalke scarf then????
Right you are
>>74987110
no
>>74987108
no
>>74987203
yeah. that what italy does to you
>>74989835
v nice picture. the man bun needs 2 go tho
I was able to buy a p nice pentax k-x with two lenses for $100 but never use it because i feel like people will think im taking pictures of them
Koeman on Klopp: "We are different, we are more into the game and not about what happened with the referee and linesman and tackles. It's football, it was a hard but a fair game.
"I don't like coaches from the bench the whole time shouting to referees, to [the] linesmen making a big show about tackles. They were crazy and they didn't need an official on the pitch.
"It's not what I like, it's a man's sport and your behaviour has to be like that."
>>74989835
tell this guy that meme buns are a mistake
>>74988469
>>74988499
>>74988487
>>74989021
good for him. he looks like he might have a good time in in chicago
>>74989074
because she can live the american lifestyle in america now
>>74988570
i must be some kind of god to not have those urges
>>74988778
guy is on fire
>>74989423
are you happy with the replies?
>>74989486
no you wouldnt
>>74989513
good thread
>>74989947
The Dutch are sore losers when it comes to Germans and football.
maybe i should go to x more often
>>74989653
well
we won the first match and they won the second one
>>74990014
It's okay so far, but /x/ is a slow board so I will arm myself with patience.
>>74990036
Thank you
>>74989901
>i feel like people will think im taking pictures of them
thats one of my fantasies. im in the position to pull it off too
>>74989991
no
>>74990044
them dub trips. checked
>>74990052
Most of it is pretty bad, but there are some really good threads every now and again.
>>74990165
okay
>>74990165
>>74990098
what did he mean by this?
>>74989947
>it's a man's sport and your behaviour has to be like that
always good to end a whiny interview like that
>>74987072
>>74987094
He used to be blonde. I barely recognize him.
>>74990165
no wonder you're fucking dumb
>>74990182
What did I what
>>74990192
Good point
>>74990203
Yes
>>74990210
??
/fitlit/ is the brightest thing to happen to this site since /bundescric/
>>74990483
Yeah, it's pretty fun.
>>74990483
what is fitlit?
>>74990802
o_O
oh god i'm so glad there's no one at home right now because I can't stop laughing
>>>/fitlit/22685
>>74990970
casual stuff
night
>>74991465
how do you know he's not from LIT? ....
>>74991503
good night
>>74991507
recommend me a good book pls
>>74991517
spice & wolf
>i'm the only /bundes/ survivor now
>>74991832
No I was just away for a bit
>>74991847
doing..?
>>74991832
i'm still here.
>>74991874
Reading something
>>74991912
I see, did you like it
>>74991899
yes hello what's for dinner
>>74991935
Not really
>>74991935
>dinner
it's 00:47 here. i'm not going to eat anything now.
>>74991957
why
>>74991965
okay
>>74991967
The premise promised more than the article delivered. It was a bit boring.
drop a secret of yours
>i never watched a single /bundesliga/ game since like 2012 through
>>74992009
do you usually read articles in which language?
>>74992071
Mainly in English. I like essays or long reports on something.
My favourite niche is longreads on people searching for lost persons in American national parks. Unfortunately there aren't many (articles) that are good and not weird conspiracy stuff.
A good short essay is 'Goodbye to all that' by Joan Didion. She has other good essays.
A good long essay is David Foster Wallace's ones about the luxury cruise or the lobster festival.
>>74992109
hum, I always read things in english too but not articles
>>74992109
that's just too sad. Have you ever read The Shack
>>74992163
i will try reading it next month
>>74992220
I have not read The Shack
>>74991832
I'm here. drinking a nice mug of coffee because still got work to do.
>>74992351
>work
>>74992373
yes sadly. I have to admit that I spent way too much time shitposting today.
>>74992331
good, it's shit
>>74992409
i know that feel
>>74992417
Yes I just read the plot on wikipedia. Not for me. Now I'm of course reading 'Goodbye to all that' again.
>>74992060
i was a virgin until 18
>>74992442
currently re-reading pic related. breddy gud
>>74991994
now i'm hungry because of you. >:(
>>74992575
ehehe
>>74992556
I liked 'The Metamorphosis'. Fun little thing. Haven't read anything else by him.
>>74992556
you guys think he could make a good assistant coach who motivates players?
https://youtu.be/grQ3QAcfLLw?t=55s
>>74991517
anything by Murakami
Kafka on the shore is the most well liked
>>74992697
>Kafka on the shore
give reasons why it is good
Does anyone have that meme picture about Knausgaard's 'My Struggle' that's like "what you think you're getting" and it's maybe a picture of Plato or something like that and then "what you're getting" and it's Knausgaard on his knees scrubbing a floor?
I think someone posted it in /bundes/ once. I'm a bit fuzzy on the details.
>>74992818
i don't
>>74992818
not me sorry
>>74984878
Is this the year The Dinosaur finally goes extinct?
>>74992736
Imagine reading a stream of consciousness but it isn't meaningless.
It is a modern fairy tale.
No constructed plot, beautiful symbolism and the writing is poetry.
>>74992854
let's hope so. stuttgart instead of hsv would be nice.
I don't think HSV will get relegated by the way
>>74992920
is this you?
>>74993202
Yes
Just kidding, it's not me. Good night.
>>74993282
night sleep well
>>74985224
Is he /ourguy/?
>>74994126
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood night(:
I going to bed now
>>74992862
>t,jealousy
If you aren't a Bremen fan hoping that HSV gets relegated is just sad ans pathetic. Why don't focus on your own club?
Also HAHAHAHAHA NEVER. Dinosaurs ruled the world for 60 million years,
night
I'm awake again.
So, it's pretty much clear that the shareholder lobby is pushing Dirtmund to finish in 2nd at this point.
>>74996294
Me too. About to watch Tour of Flanders
>>74996323
how? you can tell me, I'm a /lifelong/ diehard RB Leipzig fan.
>>74996378
The foul before the 1-0 and the not given benuldie yesterday?
>>74996356
Flaaaaaaaaaaanders
>>74996395
only watched the first half for a bit.
who /Prußian Münster/ here
>>74996428
Münster is an irelevant city. it's supposed to be nice but it's still NRW so it isn't and it doesn't have the Ruhrpott meme factor.
Friendly reminder Stuttgart - Dynamo starts in less than three hours.
https://mobile.twitter.com/nossport/status/848452719035777024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfRaeBmHKA4
Is this the apex of toilet paper advertisement?
>>74996513
good
>>74996631
I only watch Hornbach ads.
>you now remember Emil ;_;
>>74996593
what a funny language
This is funny to me.
you guys missed out
>>>/spa/47927
>>74996718
hehe
>>74996718
I don't think so.
stuttering mongs vs dynamic dongs in less than two hours.
pollenflug ;_;
Polenfeldzug
>two /bundes/ threads
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>>74996821
ignore the other meme thread
HSV expect Nicolai Müller to be sidelined for six weeks with knee ligament inury.
>>74996873
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74996873
thanks for the reminder, almost forgot about 2nd bundes today
>>74996985
hehe
time for breakfast
which one onii-chan?
>>74996428
Münster is a nice and comfy city. Don't listen to le ebin mememeister over here >>74996447
>>74997058
May I see your IDs young ladys?
i heard a neighbour snore tonight, through walls. this was the first time since i live here, so 2 years.
>>74997078
what are you even implying?
>>74997058
1 > power gap > 7 > 2 > the dude on the bicycle in the back > the rest
>>74997094
that they're underage.
>>74997101
shit taste desu
>>74997110
it's not about taste, it's the objective truth
>>74997058
>german womens fashion sense
god almighty end it
>>74997102
perfectly fitting webm
>>74997102
right
>>74997137
>webm
>>74997132
the ones on the left are even worse, admittedly one of them is brown
meine mama hat mir gestern dijon senf mitgebracht hm lecker lecker
>>74997058
4 and five look nice, although 4s legs look conspicuously thick
>>74997154
even worse? thats a tragedy. one can only hope they are dressed for carnival or some sick roleplaying shit
>>74997145
>autism
>>74997058
what is it with women and the inability to stand properly? it doesn't look feminine, it just looks dumb.
>>74997159
Berlin is the capital of basic bitches so they fit right in.
>>74997154
>admittedly one of them is brown
literally a romanian gypsy stealing from tourists in that exact moment
>>74997165
ugh, this
steroid stuttgart vs dynamo dresden starting in 7 bings
>>74997222
LICHT AM FAHRRAD
LICHT AM FAHRRAD
DÜ-NA-MOH
you now remember >5tuttg0rt
>>74997237
haha cracking meme my friend :-))
You know remember Pruttfart
>>74997249
>t. Seitenbacher Bergsteigermüsli salesman
>know
>dumbmark
Trolled hard
>>74997280
Bergsteigermüsli!
Von Seitenbacher!
>>74997280
>those seitenbacher ads in the radio
I laugh every time to be honest
ugh
>>74997289
Joo Karle
gut desch mas gesch hent
>tfw Ingolstadt's great escape starts today
1337
>>74997293
Good marketing desu. Very memorable.
DÜ DÜ DÜ
>Hartmann, Hauptmann, Kreuzer
no wonder St.Pauli is always so triggered when playing against Dresden.
I just saw Würzburgo's own goal. Hilarious.
>>74997370
this
it also happened in the last minute of injury time
>>74997377
It happened in the first of six minutes of injury time.
Traditionsfans sure filled up Kaiserslauter's stadium today.
>Markus "GOAT" Gaupp is commentating
tybg
>Gentner
>some people rated this guy once
Will the Berlin derby be any good next season?
DÜ DÜ DÜ
DÜKAS PODOLSKI
Aue: 1-0
Chemnitz: 1-0
Leipzig: 4-0
Dresden: 2-0 so far
Zwickau: ?
>>74997426
don't even know what league Zwickau plays in desu
>>74997392
my bad
>>74997436
Same as Chemnitz.
>Stuttgart
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74997440
since when?
Hi guys Rb Leipzig lifelong here!
How is Julian green playing?
>>74997436
>>74997444
DDR Oberliga, since this season. Best team in the league in 2017, too.
>>74997452
what a funny fact
Kutschke to Wolfsburg when???
>>74997453
Another fun fact: Since they were fighting relegation in the winter, they didn't apply for a 2. Bundesliga license, so promotion will be difficult.
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>74997462
the absolute mad men
>Dresden
>conceding
Shameful display.
second league best league
>Schuttgart on 3rd
>>74997475
second best league*
Where do you watch 2. Bundesliga games? Any normal quality online streams?
>>74997488
Sky
>>74997488
Sky Go
>>74997492
Yeah no thanks, I'm not gonna pay 50 eur for 4 games a month I'm interested in.
>>74997488
in the stadium ;)
>>74997488
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/
>>74997421
what kind of hairline is that
>Pressing - in alle 4 Sitze
???
Pavard more like pervert
>>74997602
is that hickok45's brother on the right?
>>74997602
will you watch Ajax vs. Feyenoord?
>>74997615
No, it's even on Danish tv, but I'm watching Tour of Flanders today.
>Tour of Flanders
>>74997615
Shall I?
The Danish Keeper Derby:
Ingolstadt: Hansen, Haderjgonaj, Matip, Brégerie, Suttner, Roger, Cohen, Morales, Groß, Leckie, Lezcano
Mainz: Lössl, Brosinski, Bell, Bungert, Balogun, Gbamin, Ramalho, De Blasis, Latza, Öztunali, Cordoba
>>74997699
no one will watch this game
>>74997699
you've missed a Schöne blooter
Shutter.Island.2010.720p.x264.aac.mkv
ZWICK AU
>>74997749
haha cute
>>74997740
Wew yes. Just looked at it on twitter
Green? More like Brown!
(Because he's shit)
>Lattgart
>>74997882
Why doesn't he want to meet the guys with the Dirtmund scarves? Sexist prick.
>>74997882
l-lewd
|u| he sh0t it @ da bar
>31uttgart
>Dresden choking a 3-0 lead
>>74997882
If he's trying to get a date, that's /r9k/ tier
>>74998009
he just wants a quick shag behind the Netto
>Stuttgart is not the team that's choking today
I mean they'll probably choke the comeback but still
>Kaiserslautern and Karlsruhe and St. Paulel relegated to 3. Liga
>Leipzig and Hoffe in the CL
best timeline
>Braunschweig on 1st place
ugh
>>74998119
Hannoi detected
>>74998060
all good except Hoffe in CL
>>74998140
>t. Sandhäuser
>>74998167
>Hoffe without Süle in the CL
pls
>>74998182
>Süle
>good
lmao
anyone live near dachau?
i wanna go meet my waifu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3fxyZFCoo
>>74997882
sweet
>>74998189
he is for Hoffenheim standards
>>74997777
checked
>>74998194
da fuck is this?
>yfw in a few years Darmstadt will play Regionalliga again
>Chokenamo Choken
2 Bundesliga: simbly ebin :D
ingolstadt's stadium looks very small
>>74998259
Why is 2nd bundes so much better than 1st bundes?
>life doesnt have to be perfect to be wonderful
never improve
>>74998446
all those teams are Augsburg-tier at best uezs
Ingolstadt is leading by the way
>>74998446
berlin has literally double the second biggest city in germanys population, why cant they into a good football team?
>>74998594
Hertha is quite good
>>74998594
Capitals often struggle in football (London, Berlin, Paris, Rome) whereas smaller cities are better (Bayern, ManUtd, Barcelona, Milan, Turin). One reason could be that there is more to do in capitals so you don't have to obsess over a football club. The only major historic football club based in a capital is Real which was Franco's pet club. In the last 10 year investors have changed that a bit (PSG, Chelsea)
>tfw to intelligent to win trophies
>>74998672
you need to travel more if you think there's less to do in cities like milan or barcelona, your argument of football popularity in this regard is retarded considering some of these clubs are 100+ years old
Altach vs. Salzburg live in about 20 minutes. Here is the Altach starting XI.
>>74998876
Red Bull > Cashpoint
And here is the Salzburg XI.
I like the "play a central midfield with an average age of 18 years" more than the "buy a bunch of washed-up superstars" Salzburg.
>tfw Ingoatstadt will make it
>>74999115
>on the expense of based Mainz
'no'
>>74999162
>on
>>74997058
4-6-7-1-2-3-5
>>74999177
>using at
that means you're fat
>>74998502
same applies to like 10 bundes teams right now.
>>74999214
lmaoing on you
Giggoff :DDD
>>74999220
>using on
that means you're my son
>dumbstria
Cashpoint SC Rheindorf Altach's stadium is comfy as fug
>>74999256
d-dad?
Salzburg are trying to match Altach's 3 CBs with 3 strikers. The tempo is high but precision is lacking.
>>74999277
no, just a lad
>>74999293
that really makes me mad
>>74999303
how sad!
Wanderson is primarily a pace-merchant, and Zech isn't having any of it.
>>74998941
is there a stream for this?
>altach's """defending""" for that goal
are you hyped for el plastico?
>>74999335
yes
GOAL FOR SALZBURG
Altach's penalty area transforms into a flipper table, until Ulmer strikes from the second row. You could feed a small village with that defensive spaghetti.
>>74999375
>You could feed a small village with that defensive spaghetti.
kek
>>74999386
>easily amused
>>74999370
please gib
>>74999392
gotta stay fresh down there in these temperatures
The game is very physical. A foul in midfield almost results in a full chimpout.
The resulting FK for Altach is safely grabbed by Walke.
>>74999392
Altach are slowly working themsleves back into the game. It's a physical battle in the midfield.
"Heast, oida, du stehst da genau daneben!"
Lazaro slags off the linesman and gets cautioned.
WHAT A GOAL BY ULMER
He gets the ball on the left side of the penalty box and smacks it in off the crossbar. Doesn't get much better than this.
>>74999611
>Doesn't get much better than this.
could be in a better league
Altach almost pull one goal back, but the Salzburg defence is capable of compensating for Walke misjudging a cross.
jeez number 11 of altach fucked up thatbadly
>danish goalkeeping
You'd probably have to kill another player outright to get a card in this game. Or insult the referee.
and its now 0-3
AND IT'S 3-0
Wanderson uses all his pace and Netzer boots it into his own net.
It's safe to say that this game is decided. I'm wondering, if we'll get a full-blown brawl on the pitch at some point. It looks quite likely.
why are this american and austrian talking about the mountain hut league?
>>75000055
they get paid by Cashpoint for each post they make about the game
>>74999392
what did he mean by this?