/hoc/

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Hockey belongs in Canada and the northern United States

FUCK THE SOUTH

>>74973348
t. dasani cuck

first for king Henrik

>>74973351
You're probably one of those faggots or spinsters that enjoys video games, aren't you?

>>74973348
except for vegas, that could be fun

>>74973354
don't post in here, post in the legitimate slovak thread

Lundqvist getting mad. Literally inconsolable soo.

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Daily Reminder: Video games are for faggots and spinsters

>>74973393
I like slovakia, but this seems like the real thread

>>74973426
the fags that like videogames are the fags that are mad at kane. prove me wrong.

>>74973426
>hes a PC guy

top pleb

>>74973485
When it comes to computers, there are no good options. The only way to win is not to play

>>74973481
I want a GSD.

Too bad a lot of breeders are destroying this breed's hips.

>>74973485
>console calling others pleb
holy lmao, thank you i needed that today

>>74973485
kek you use an iphone

>>74973518
t. Mobile poster

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>>74973538
Yeah, my German Shepherd had to have surgery for that before we got her and she still requires a shot every two weeks. Totally worth it

people that argue consoles are better than pc are the same people that think vaccines cause autism

Ooohh the good old hockey game

I still don't understand why this thread is still up

>>74973555
Cell phones and tablets are even worse. They are literally ass cancer

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>>74973584
Forgot the pic

>>74973579
I still don't understand why Greece hasn't dissolved as a country yet.

leafs vs sens first round

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Public transport is the Patrician's choice of travel. Cars are a hassle and, quite frankly, homosexual

Why is /hoc/ the only autistic general that has like three threads open at one time?

>>74973643
early fags are cancer

>>74973696
try me

>TWF
>99 DEF
>98 SHT

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>>74973721
forgot pic

Hometown team lost 2-0 in game 5 semifinals playoffs
Early summmervacation for them
Ffs
Hows everyone doing tonight?

>>74973721
>>74973733
Selke confirmed

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Bobby Orr is the greatest hockey player of all time

Fuck Gretzky

>>74973755
allright

we are here>>74973490

>>74973696
looks like you got banned

Remember, tomorrow is April Fool's Day so if someone pulls the fire alarm in your building you should probably ignore it

>>74973820
if you live in a building you should graduate college already

>>74973838
Living downtown is where it's at. Doubly so if it's New York City

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Speaking of which, New York City is the greatest city in the world and it's not even close

>>74973893
you're in canada you retard

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>grease nigger is a devils """""""fan"""""""""
>"new" slovak poster is a devils """"""""""fan"""""""""
What the fuck? I'm already watching the shittiest team in the league, why do I have to share a team with these losers too who do nothing but fish for (You)s?

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>>74973916
I currently live in the second greatest city in the world, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada and will be moving to New York City shortly

>>74973910
which one of these houses are yours

>>74973929
you're moving to the largest concentration of jews outside of israel, how fun. at least you're getting out of canada I guess

>>74973934
All of them

>>74973944
can I have one

>>74973962
I'll get you a bungalow in south side Chicago

>>74973962
fuck off grease

>>74968973
we are here

>>74974036
early thread

I'm staying here, thank you

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I think Las Vegas should rebrand

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>>74974091
Vegas Nightriders

>>74974091
why aren't they the hot slots

>>74973565
Scratch that, it's once a month

>>74974182
My mom does most of the work for the dog

Welp, that was fun

Pretty nice having a thread all to myself, just like the good ol' days

Eating chicken, eggs, turkey or pork is for homosexuals. Also, milk is for faggots

Only gays wear a wrist watch

Shorts and t-shirts are for faggots. Only gays wear underwear

Homos wear sandals. Faggots and women wear hats or head coverings of any kind

Isn't this just "Hockey Fan Excuses"? I don't get it. Every post in a /hoc/ gamethread is some variant of this shit.

>>74975091
Also, don't wear jeans. Jeans are gay, as are khakis

Why are the SHORKS so bad right now?

>>74975154
The Social Justice Sharks can go fuck themselves

>>74975154
conserving the body, just like pretty much every ploff bound team

>>74975154
>right now

Today's the day the Blues clinch the playoffs by beating a Kroenke team and eliminating a California team.
It's like winning a cup... for St Louis

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The only sports worth following are soccer, hockey, football and curling

Also, Tide To Go pens are amazing

>>74975444
xheattle vs fatlanta boutta start

>shorks

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Taylor Swift and the rest of my bitches are loyal to me and no one else and they know their place

Wasn't hasnt the mods banned this fag thread yet kys all of you

>>74976305
Don't worry, your death will be swift and mostly painless

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Donuts are amazing but I refuse to pay for an incomplete donut that has a hole in the middle

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Anal is the best form of birth control and the age of consent should be 13 like it is in Japan

Tax the fuck out of alcohol like they do with tobacco so no one can afford it

Every institution in society is a joke and I will remake everything so that they actually do what they're supposed to efficiently and effectively and also eliminate everything unimportant or irrelevant

I will make sure every single person I don't cull reaches their full potential in every way possible, exceeding all expectations

All my enemies need to know it's all love and if you want to blame anything, blame your own shitty karma. It gets better. Maybe not in this life, but it gets better eventually

Anyone I don't like is getting culled. End of story. So don't piss me off

Anyway, I'm God/Allah/Buddha and what I say goes. Anything I can't fix right now I'll fix later via time machine. Just do what I say and we'll save a lot of grief

>>74976796
You're based

>>74976891
Don't suck up or anything. I can definitely handle trolling, just be smart about it

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I'm Deadpool, my younger brother Tony is Spiderman and we have a entire team of superheroes. Together we're taking over New York, the world and the multiverse. So prepare your anuses, ladies

My name is Robert Boulder and you can follow me on twitter @RobertBoulder11

lmao at all your autists who posted in here this is the garbage thread

>>74977765
Faggot

Finally a general everyone can enjoy.

>>74977816
Wow nice retort, you really you got me.

dammit why can't it be >kongs elimination day yet

NEW
NEW
NEW
>>74978775
>>74978775
>>74978775

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Holy hell Canada is on some sort of manic episode. You need someone to talk to? Want me to call paramedics? I am here for you bud.

>>74978883
die

Holy shit pongs will literally be unstoppable again when they bring back the rest of their "injured" players and the team is twice as rested as their opponents. Mike Sullivan and Jim Rutherford are guinnesses.

Who can beat the Hawks in a seven-game series? Caps?

>>74978902
THYQUE
H
Y
Q
U
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Auston Matthews

>>74978973
hawks have lost to the sparkledogs every single time they've played them in the playoffs

>>74979118
How many hattricks does she have?

you are now aware that the coyotes rookie season record is held by teemu selanne

>>74979188
He has one, a FOUR goal game :^)

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>>74979264
you are now aware that the greatest jet in winnipeg jets history is actually ilya kovalchuk

>>74978973
bloos

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>>74979349
he needs four goals for a hattrick because his hats are extra big because his forehead is so huge

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>>74979381
That's due to his superior North American intelligence, his hockey sense is much greater than, say, a player from Finland.

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>>74979407
i thought mexico was more consider part of central america desu

Hockey is fucking gay.
Luckily I'm a faggot

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Funny to see all the ABW shitposters shut the fuck up now that we are officially /back/

back from the local preschool lol

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Least Reddit team, go

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>>74979639
You guys are back alright... back on your fathers dick LOL!!!!!

>>74979674
legitimately kekkaroo'd

why do kids play in the chl to get drafted when you can play in the ncaa instead and literally pick which team you want to play for?

>>74978902
I would cheer for the last place team in the league for that ass.

>>74979672
Ducks

>>74979752
CHL plays more of a pro-style game and is generally the better path for high-end prospects. NCAA is for players who develop more slowly or players who would be buried in the CHL since those teams love to roll their top players again and again.

>McMeme won't even get 100 points
bust

>>74979792
just like your thread :^)

>>74979800
What?

>>74979781
>it's a Canadafag thinks anyone cares about his meme league outside of the 10 or so kids that dominate
>he thinks anyone cares about any of the teams that aren't in the big 3

Literally SEETHING at cawlidge hokkei

>amerisleeps

>>74980026
Musliswedes

>>74980063
>ameri/pol/s

i hate my asshole. murder my mouth with yourself your penis.

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hey

im drunk fat and retarded im going to go fuck around on an and x ttyl guys PM me im on aim too

>>74980079
I love you
>im just actually sleepy/bored and can think of things with swede

>>74980087
Hello there

>>74980091
I.. like you too
Why are you still up then?

>>74980104
Insomnia?

>>74980108
Oh, that sucks

You might not find this interesting. But I sometimes spend far too much times on these sites when I'm bored
http://www.mapcrunch.com/
https://geoguessr.com/

>>74980090

strange post, this

>>74980104

sweden is..... gay! lmao! pwned

go bruins

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>>74980128

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>>74980127
Thats alot of scooters

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>>74980153
It's hard for an image to screem Assia more than that

>>74980153
for you

>>74980159
Reminds me of when i was in thailand desu

>>74980179
Never been there, but I'm not surprised

>>74980190
Did you know asians are actually really good drivers its just there are basically no rules in their country so they just drive all over the road as needed?

So, Yakupov's contract is ending this year and it doesn't seem likely that the Blues will offer him a new one.


How the fuck do you go from a first overall pick to a free agent in 5 years?

>>74980179
Why would anyone go to Thailand for their resort?

>>74980219
I was in the navy m8.

>>74980225
and?

>>74980205
I'm sure they are. People are good at adapting to situations you put them in.
With that said, the road mortality rate is big. So the system isn't working that well.

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>was out with some friends last night
>on the way home I went one station too far with the subway
>decided to just walk home from there
>then I figured that I might as well jog home
>when I woke up this morning my knee was fucked
Going to get to watch Detroit meme out a win tonight though, so that's good

>>74980212
that's what happens when your dad is rich, you can skate really fast but have no idea what you're supposed to do on the rink

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For me, its seabass

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>>74980327
>lunchpits

>>74980394
could drive a truck through that fiver

I was thinking about hockey in my sleep and it came to me. The predators are winning the bowl.

>>74980407
preds vs canes

aho vs saros

>le cant do a pull up man was supposed to be the center piece of the flames over gaudreau or monahan
literally sam gagner tier

>>74980143

>just let the habs stick check your skates bro

"""""no"""""

>>74980488
so he will be tearing it up with another team in 4 years?

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>>74980143

makes me think

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>>74980575
>>74980581
makes me think

>>74980591

nice image

>>74980604
You're welcome!

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Thoughts?

>>74980700
>ruins
>laffs

>>74980732
They will make ploffs though

t. future man

>>74980700
shitty.

it will be Wild vs Canes

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>Tavares is out
There's no point in making the playoffs now lmao

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That first sip in the morning :)

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>be me
>wake up
>flams won
>clinched playoff spot
>still have an off chance if clinching division
feels terrific man

>>74980700
>blews beating wild
wew

Kongs are taking too long to get eliminated, hurry the fuck up trashville

>shorks have won only 1 (ONE) game out of last 9
They should be able to beat cantpucks at least

>Avs have a gf/ga differential of -(MINUS)107
I dont' think I've ever seen a team this bad in my life

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>>74980700
The worst bracket I've ever seen, kill yourself pronto you absolute fucking retard. I'm not even kidding, this pissed me off it was so bad.

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>>74980700
Fixed

>>74982628
>sharts beating the cucks
>rags >rags

"no"

>>74982628
The way the shorks and mild are playing now they're going to get swept by literally any team in the playoffs and it won't even be close

>>74982506
That was a really rude post, my man. You should feel bad and you should apologize. And there's nothing wrong with my bracket!

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>>74982628
>implying preds will make the ploffs

why didnt sp merge with any board
gay

>>74982918
>this delusional post
>0.4% chance to make the playoffs
Loving Every Laugh

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.

>>74982991
>Ķongs gonna win one for da land

>>>/mlpol/

Why no sp mega board?

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Just simulated the rest of the regular season games + playoffs on NHL 17, this was the result

MVP - Ovechkin (27 pts)
Most goals - Ovechkin (13)
Most assists - Eberle/Kuznetsov (15)

Puljujarvi played every game
McDavid got 12 points

>>74983135
There's no choke statistic in NHL 17

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>tfw game 7 in 20 bings

>>74973375
Fuck vegas.

This was the stupidest idea that has ever burdened the NHL. Bettman is going to keep them out of the Olympics and stop giving Canada teams, but instead put a team in the desert

absolutely retarted

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You now remember Erik Johnson

>>74980270
And thhats why i went to thailand.

>>74983224
AHAHAHHAHAHAH BTFO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Dn9CejwRc

my farts are absolutely rancid this morning

>>74984648
i always love a smelly fart in the morning

Who /YLVES/ here?

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ez pz win tonight

>>74984828
For the cucks, sure

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>>74984874
duks couldnt even wrangle the jest, oilgods will fucking butcher them

>>74980700
The cup will be a 2006 rematch.

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>tfw everyones brackets have the oilers make atleast the conference final

>>74985097
>people will do this just to have them busted by getting swept in the first round

>>74985125
meh, i think the oilers are winning the season series against every pacific team except maybe the faggot coyotes

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>when you need to put something up the rafters because you haven't won anything
the shanty town of minnesota

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>>74985171

>>74985171
Don't forget Washington and San so gay

>>74985151
>regular season=playoffs
You'll lose

>>74985171
not as bad as the craps

Costco > Publix

>>74985193
>>74985207
What do they have?

>>74985213
Washington has regular season southeastern champs.

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>>74985213

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>>74985171
Is that real????

>>74985220
>>74985233
Kek that's quite pathetic

>watching liiga
>playoff game
>realize this league is utter shit and there's a reason no good players have ever come from it
Small ice when

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>>74985171

>>74985204
we'll will win

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This man is poised to win the Cup multiple times in his career

How do you stop him?

>>74985304
why would i?
it'll be hilarious watching the edmontears roll after he captains another team to the only modern dynasty

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>>74985340
keep dreaminh

>>74985304
Force feed him a bunch of those desiccant packages. It would ruin him.

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Just dropped a massive Crosby. I feel aftershocks coming which means it is going to be liquid shit. Sometimes I do enjoy spraying the porcelain with violent force but today I am just not feeling it.

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Ducks OUT

>>74985304
give him a good ol' career ending keith tkachuk elbow

>>74985540
a few sips of bonaqua and pulju will be rejuvenated

>tfw bob is second star of da month
BASED BOBROVKSY

>>74985570
is there anything that the power of bonaqua cant accomplish

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Just found this rare picture of Crosby. Thoughts?

>>74985267
>yfw Laine has a higher ppg in the NHL than in liiga

>>74984943
Didnt =/= couldn't
They got cocky and didnt play the 3rd period

>>74985589
last night i went out to a bar and when the bartender asked what i wanted i simply said "bonaqua", let me tell you, when i stepped onto the dance floor holding a bottle of bonaqua the girls couldnt keep their hands off of me

im importing a few cases direct from finland after that

>Stamkos still not back

At this point he's just being a pussy

>>74985612
they still lost no matter how you want to rationalize it lmao

>>74985668
>play last few games before going back to what he was doing
what would he come back for?

>>74985589
Being good?
>>74985672
Yes but its stupid to assume a loss to one team will equate a loss to another.
They'll still win tonight

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>I COULD'VE HAD IT ALL

>>74985694
>67 shots and 1 goal last game

>flames owner threatening to move the team if he doesnt get new arena
enjoy the shitshow calgary

sincerely, edmonton

>>74985304
Take away his Bonaqua.

>game seven
>get shutout
laughing so hard at the shanty stacks of ylves

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objectively right

>>74985741
humans are 65% water
pulju is 65% bonaqua

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>edmonton's fw tonight's game happens

>>74985726
lol fuck Calgary and their faggot team.

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>>74985764

>>74985764
Honestly would be happy if the jackets at least won the first round

>>74985764
My heart says yes but my head says no

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tappara fucking gay, wish ilves won

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>>74985764
Easy lads

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Just confirmed with an inside source the Red Wings have been asked to throw todays game. Pretty sad really, blatant corruption.

>>74985780
we win around face #2 and the rest is the increasing stages of drunkeness

>>74985726
plz calgary no, give him new arena plz
>>74985764
only if pulju scores the cup winning goal and mcdavid never plays
>>74985784
fuck you and your faggot team

>/sp/ didn't get a meme merge

it's not fair

>>74985668
More like Stamk0s

>>74985827
Isn't pol and mlp the only one?

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The Sens are gonna make it to the playoffs, r-right?

>>74985827
a bunch of popular boards were left by the wayside

>>74985853
>>>/cock/

>>74985853
>he doesn't know about /fitlit/

>>74985827
/spint/ would have been fun

sharts btfo

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/352795564930383873

>>74985898
nothing would have changed

>>74985855
>karlsson out
>snes crash and burn
and some say Karlsson does not deserve Hart and Norris this season

>game 7 of the playoffs
>toronto blew a 3-1 series lead
>game goes to overtime
>after 5 minutes the players assume there will be a shootout
>this causes their opponent to score a goal
>NHL decides it would make them more money of Toronto advanced
>they are awarded a win

>>74985816
Lol Calgary is for faggots

Enlighten me on Calgary. Is it true their tapwater turns you into a faggot? It clearly happened to that guido twink they have on their team.

>>74985924
>game seven
>goes to overtime
>maple leafs skate off the ice and leave the rink
>bruins win
>babcock calls the refs over and demands to know why they werent given a loser point
>toronto riots
>nhl decides to add a loser point system to the playoffs starting next season

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>>74985855
>WPG
>DETx2
>BOS
>NYR
>NYI
I think you've got it in the bag

>>74985963
No, that's what playing NCAA does to a guy

>>74985780
>>>/reddit/

>>74985963
>massive unemployment
>60% vacant office space
>businesses leaving by the barge load
>mayor sits on twitter all day talking to millennials
calgary should just be plowed under and turned back in ranchland

>>74985924
/channel48

>>74985764
>Oilers and their zero (0) playoff experience making it past the second round

Not how it works, Gordie.

>>74986038
Lol what?

>>74986038
>he fell for the playoff experience meme
lel

>>74985726
Red Deer team when

>>74986055
Prove me wrong.

The best you can do is the 2009 Hawks that made it to the WC Finals, and that Hawks team had staggeringly more talent than this Oilers team.

Dubs and Patrick Maroon suffers a career ending injury tonight

Just heard that McDavid has already been awarded an assist today. The game hasn't even started has it? He must have gotten Kassian to threaten the refs or something.

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>>74985764
Yes

>>74986052
>>74986055
>They actually think the oilels won't get cucked by the blackcocks

>>74986092
I hate when I get water stuck in my ear after going for a swim.

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>>74986080
>>74986085
why are cucks fans so threatened by the oilers?

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>McDavid

The meme never ends.

>>74986078
The new Battle of Alberta: Edmonton Oilers vs Red Deer Red Deer

>>74986115
Not a cucks fan

All cities suck desu

FUCK WINNIPEG AND THEIR SHITTY FINNISH PLAYERS


I NEED THE SNES TO WIN

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>>74986116
>"lets put him third so its not as obvious that hes clearly leading the pack"
why are stats fags such cucks?

>kneelander wins his 2nd rookie of the month
>meanwhile Fatso Vritanen is no where to be seen

>>74986151
Do you really not understand what the chart is portraying?

Good lord.

>>74986167
Do you really expect anyone in Edmonton to have an education?

>>74986079
'96 Panthers

>>74986167
Canadians aren't smart

>>74986151
Why do you keep saying cuck? Are you only capable in communicating in buzzwords? No wonder no one will hire you.

>>74986167
>"lets call this stat noise and pretend its not as relevent as the others"
why are stats fags such losers?

>>74985592
>>>/reddit/

>>74986116
>Nicklas "McSecondary" Bäckström

>>74986190
>#SecondaryAssistsMatter

>>74986151
>Not understanding that it's the standings with obama-assists removed.

You Canadians need to get rid of Trudeau. Retardation is taking over your country.

>>74986204
>obama assists removed
like obama care was removed?

>>74985853
>>>/cock/
>>>/fitlit/
>>>/mlpol/

Fitlit is hilarious
>Which book is heaviest

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>>74986116
Now sort it by total points :^]

>toronto has won a playoff game more recently than the coilers
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO TERRIBLE?

>>74986223
why are you so obsessed with edmonton?

>>74986216
>Implying I want it removed

>>74986154
Good post.

Rookies of 2016-17:
>William Nylander: October + March
>Werenski: November
>Matthews: December
>Marner: January
>Laine: February

Nylander elite

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>>74986223
>pic related is the pinnacle of Leafs playoff success over the last fifty (50) years

Really activated my almonds

>>74986248
>trump fags move the goalposts even further
next youll be saying you wish obama was still in office

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this general is unironically better when it's not talking about hockey

>>74986257
Didnt the leafs make the conference finals and lose to Carolina in like 2001?

>>74986248
Lol you're poor

>>74986250
unfortunately the calder trophy will be
1. Matthews
2. Laine
3. Marner (canadian bias)
4. Kneelander

/leftypol/ faggots ruin another thread, wonder why the shareblue mods never ban them

>>74986187
Barely beat the Pens and got absolutely destroyed by Avs

>>74986280
>no Murray

delet

>tfw Atkinson is one of the last true goal scorers of our generation
>tfw not even Crosby is truly a goal only scorer
>tfw ovi cam broship

>>74986283
Americans

>>74986277

1993 Was our best year, and Kerry Fraser stole it from us. And yes.

>>74986265
>Implying I voted for Trump

Jesus Christ why do you fags care anyway?

>>74986289
literally who?

>>74986280
Should be
1. Matthews
2. Werenski (he truly deserves it)
3. Laine

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>>74986277
Yup that was a good team on both sides t b h