/nba/ General - Shookening edition

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1st for magic

>Hang on guys let me make an OP with a stale meme as the OP

>>74935407
most cringeworthy moment of the dunk contest?

>>74935425
i wish he just dropped it in with the drone that would have been amazing

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*Blocks your path*

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>>74935421

>>74935407
i lmaoed when they had him pretend like he was flying the drone

nigga would have crashed it and chopped a fans head off

>>74935434
Celtics are winning it all tbqh.

>>74935464
Wizards are winning the east so that's impossible

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>go with a chink company for your shoe
>charge people as much as a nike shoe

wade is pathetic,you can't justify this

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paul george has 33 points with a quarter left to play

>>74935477
Stop pretending like Nikes are some super high quality shoe.

>>74935502
but they are lmao

>>74935477
>black people are poor
>spending $200 on some sneakers

I'm the worst 2k player. I got 38 dropped on me in pro am. I was playing a lockdown defender. The guy made fun of me.

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>Booker
>good

>>74935502
But...they are...?

>>74935518

Poor people are usually poor because they make bad decisions

>>74935512
>>74935538
Literally made in the same chink factory but just as overpriced.

Nike material is trash. Stitching is good, most of the time. Every other year they have some new meme sole materiel that gets exposed as trash and they replace it the next year.

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>>74935522
>playing sports video games online

there's your first problem anon

I stopped playing 2k online because the black males intimidated me. I was always worried about a deep voiced black man messaging me rude messages after a game or cursing me out during a game.

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>>74935622
Y@MBYS

>>74935676
you must not be very good my man

https://streamable.com/04y00

what a disrespectful little fuck curry is, knowing his guy was hurt and still chucking up a 3

>>74935820
>https://streamable.com/04y00
i too browse reddit

>>74935843
i made the post so i can repost it

>Thunder-Rockets lowest rated NBA game ever on broadcast TV. Four of 8 lowest rated have come in past month.

>>74935854
>i made the post so i can repost it

Sure you did, reddit.

>>74935820
Harden straight ass. His team gotta carry him again against a top team, never the other way around.

>>74935676
I only can't play MyTeam.

Like seriously, every online game I play against some faggot drug dealer that bought like a million packs and has all diamond/pink diamond players.

I'm like 200-64 in play now online, but like 30-150 in myteam with the big 3 boston celtics, shit ain't fucking fair.

>>74935869
The Kentucky North Carolina game was on at the same time.

That's the two top blue blood schools playing in the real final for the NCAA natty.

Also shows how contrived the "MVP duel" bullshit E!SPN was pulling. Everyone and their mom knows that shit doesn't matter in MVP voting and they'd already played 3 times before that so it didn't matter.

>>74935676
If this was anywhere else I would think you're being ironic but because this is 4chan I know there's always a chance a post like this is serious

>>74935931
everybody plays like massive faggots on MyTeam and the MT currency system encourages it.

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>playing anything other than mygm/franchise mode in any sports game

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>playing video games

>>74936037
MyPark is literally the main reason to play though.

Dunking on niggas, and blocking those soft sharpshooting jerks with your 6'11 glass cleaner 'you' never gets old

Is there a online league mode? Could we do a /nba/ team next season?

>>74936139
brooklyn? maybe the magic? i dunno senpai no team is THAT pathetic

>my timberpuppies choking again

Thibs is going to choke a hooker tonight

>>74936210
Just to be clear the hooker isnt for sex, its so he has someone to take notes of game film for him

>>74936205
Nets or magic?

Which of the 2 is the most pathetic, the most loser, and the least popular in your city?

Dnp rest should be a fine equal to the players salary for that day desu

>>74936210
>choking
you didn't lead the entire 4th quarter lmao

also the pacers could still fuck it up tbqh

>>74936273
I would probably say the nets just because they are so barren of draft picks until like 2019 that they DEFINITELY won't be good anytime soon. Magic are just very incompetent.

Actually the Kings might be a good choice too, they just make lots of bad decisions

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>>74936298
>you can only choke in the fourth quarter

Draymond DED

>>74936210

I don't think I've ever seen a team blow as many games as this twolves team. They should be confortably in the playoffs but they choke away just about every game

>>74936309
In general, I'm looking for an NBA team.

This in a city where people want more choice and his team of Major League Soccer (MLS) and the NBA team is totally irrelevant and almost no support.

This Brooklyn 76ers game has been neck and neck the whole damn time

>>74936325
it's a road game, against a better team, and you only led by like 10 points once

i know you're pissed at your team, but how the fuck was this a choke for the t-wolves?

>>74936367
There are no teams like that. NBA popularity is at an all-time high. The only cities that have great MLS support off the top of my head are cities without NBA teams, so right now the worst team is the Nets so I would pick them.

can't wait until nigel gets btfo by the blazers tonight

>>74936404
can't wait until Portland gets back into 9th seed where they belong

>>74936404
Blazerbro?

>>74936483
jokic is trash

my god, this fucking refball in the pacers-twolves game

>>74936397
I am sorry. If not an NBA team, be in a city where soccer and MLS (major league soccer) are the most popular and most dominant.


I'm not interested

LMAO DETOILET WE REALLY OUT HERE, GET REKT

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Apologize

>>74936503
i just don't want to see fucking portland again in the playoffs. they don't put up a fight at all. All hype and no delivery.

Draymonds out.

That means it's choking time.

>>74936604
they tried to act like they were better than they really were after the cloppers all decided to die in the same game and hand them to series

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>Anti-bullying PSA on CSN Bay Area

DO NOT REPLY TO COSTA RICA

>>74936683

I love costa rica

>>74936677
Bullying is horrible, you can enjoy life without destroying other peoples life. I'll knock you the fuck out.

>>74936516
Are you some kind of masochist? The team you are looking for is the Kings. The Nets will have plenty of fans the second they are good. The Kings will likely move cities in the next 5 years.

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Is Patrick Beverley the missing link between humans and apes??

DRAYMOND GREEN TORE BOTH OF HIS ACLS

WTF....FREAK INCIDENT MUCH

>>74936556
thank you based ricky

>>74936751
If you're bullied it means you're a weak man who doesn't deserve to breed. Real men use bullying as motivation to become better.

>>74936785
Draymond is.

>>74936802
FUXK YEAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THAT NIGGA DESERVES IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>74936802
I wish

Stupid ape deserves it

Draymond is our guy. He plays just like us and has our mindset.

>>74936802
Proof

I like how the refs are interfering with the heat game

>>74936929
THE

Jeremy Lin is fucking horrible, should not even be in the league much less starting

>>74936909
I don't try to kick people in the balls repeatedly

>>74936909
Lol warriors suck

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>>74936909
wrong. Kawhi is /ourguy/.

Draymond is a pompous buffoon.

>>74936943
The stats don't back you up. Not an argument.

>>74936934
>>74936957
MOST

>>74936980
fuck off reddit

>>74936948
I would if I was in the NBA.

The guy is a genius, now everytime someone is matched up against him they gotta be worried "Ah shit is this nigga gonna kick my sack into next week?"

Dray is over there playing 5d chess and y'all still playing checkers.

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Who else gets rock hard for this 'performance specialist' ?

>>74936980
I too, browse Reddit.

>>74936983
4-14 nigga, I watched him chuck all night
Huge turnover at the end there too, cost them the game

>>74937003
I always saw the back of her head and thought she was the house of cards bitch

>>74937003
Do you also like guys?

>>74937010
>one game

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>>74936503
is Jokic the new le meme man?

there's something inheriently cancerous about the Warriors, whoever joins that team turns in a smug cocksucker

i think there's something in the water there, or maybe it just attracts guys who were always like that but were just afraid to show it

But ESPN calls that "culture"

>>74937010
>one game

>>74937003
/nba/ isn't the desperate virgin general

here lemme help

>>>/sp/nfl

Are you fucking shitting me mcgruber

>>74936994
>>74937006
>not wanting to love a quiet, respectful boy that plays solid defense
No, YOU fuck off to reddit

>>74937044
/nba/ is in love with him, meaning he'll be Greg Oden tier next year just like Embiid.

>>74937037
>>74937054

did I hit a chink in your armor, Barry?
Lin is not a starting point guard in this league. You may argue that he's a bench player but I'd take just about every PG in the league over him.

>>74937052
It's called confidence, I know many people on 4chan don't understand what confidence is because they have never had it in their life.

>>74937056
Lol >same shitposters everyday

We don't have a leg to stand

>heat about to lose 3 games in a row;___;

>>74937079
>confidence is dancing on the court while your teammate is bleeding out

>>74937094
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentlemen

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>>74936404
my nuggies have this shit on lockdown

enjoy the lottery my friend

>>74937052
Jordan was a smug cocksucker
Bird was a smug cocksucker


I don't see any of you talking shit about them

we need dion back desu

>>74937166
Words I thought I would never hear/read.

Remember when those Heat fans were talking all that shit about how they were gonna pull off some major upsets in the playoffs.

Here we are and they are STILL under .500. Trash team.

Why are all heat games lit

>>74937136
Really you are comparing those two greats to a warriors meme player.


>this fucked Up ending

>>74936986
KEKED

What channel is rockets vs warriors

>>74937193
lol, right? Dion Waiters got lucky on some fluke shots and won some games they shouldn't have.

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>brooklyn loses
HAHAHAHAHA STAY DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS

thanks for the pick lads

>>74937207
Remember when this guy said Lebron would never win a championship again after he left the Heat?

>>74937193
>The flyover city of Cleveland

>>74937193
>8th seed.still

Also playoffs different then
Fucking Whiteside eeeeeerr

LMFAO DETOILET BTFOOOOO LMAOOOO WE REALLY OUT HERE LMAOOOO

>>74937224
CSN Bay Area

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>>74937228
mfw the Celtshits pick Lonzo Bust

>>74937224
nba tv

>>74937136
because their whole team wasn't talking shit, it was just 2 or 3 guys

>>74937285
b8 or underage casual

>>74937285
in Jordan's case he kept them humble by bullying the fuck out of them. The stuff he said about his teammates was fucking brutal, especially the big men.

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How fucking shook are you right now celcucks

Holy shit what happened in the Miami Detroit game?

>>74937285
this desu

DETROIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>74935396

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/NBA/ IS SHOOK, APOLOGIZE.

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Based Heat

How fucking shit is Drummond letting a one handed Whiteside win it like that

>>74937321
I dont even fucking know.

>heat had control
>offense went to shit and detroit went up 4 with 30 secs left
>mcgruber loses an inbounds
>detroit got a technical
>whiteside tip in

>>74937365
Hassan Whiteside hates LeBron so much.
Doesn't he know that he gave his team 2 rings? No respect.

>Bulls Organization ranked 28 out of 30 by Hollinger


JUST

holy shit pacers lost

>>74937365
LeCuck is so scared of us that he's starting to tank on purpose just to avoid us

are the heat /ourteam/?

Why is beshitland cuckaliers the only fanbase who hates the based heats

>>74937414
Isn't Hollinger the guy who said based Trump had a 0% chance to win? Also I thought the Grizzlies hired him for some position

>sixers went from 10 wins last year to 28, with a legit chance to reach 30
>without simmons
>with embiid playing only 30-some games.
>with another lottery pick coming up

this team is making the playoffs next year.

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>>74937429
this is the power of thibs

>>74937449
implying that lottery pick isn't going to end up ded in the preseason

>>74937444
The Raps have always been /ourteam/

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really makes you think

i woke up in 4am,nuggers better nor get blown out

>>74937448
nah that was nate silver

that's pacers fan is probably crying right now lmao

>>74937525
Nate Silver actually gave Trump a higher chance that most and was one of the few to ever have Trump leading at any point in the last six months of the race.

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>kobes sons will never live up to his glory

knowing this, what keeps you going lakers bros?

>>74937501
They've been hyping up his triple doubles all year and had the audacity to make such a dumb post. Days later do it again like idiots.

>>74937501
>team accomplishment
>meme accomplishment

Kawhi is the MVP.

>Jokic vs. Nurkic

REMOVE

>>74937589
But Westbrook and Booker are doing just fine...

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>tfw your 3 point shooting percentage is higher than trump's approval rating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmFn-zOYFRM

>>74937589
last I checked Kobe didn't have sons he has like two daugthers.

knowing this, what keeps you going pushing this meme bros?

Stanley Johnson is the absolute fucking worse player in the nba

>>74937619
I could appreciate an argument for Kawhi at MVP

but the Rockets want to have it both ways and it's pathetic, they default to MUH STATS when it's Kawhi and MUH WINS when it's Westbrook. Their level of cognitive dissonance is amazing.

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Yall niggas sleepin on deer fear

>>74937691
>eastern conference

LOL if the clippers played int he east we'd be a #2 seed and at teh ECF evey year at least...

>>74937684
What do you mean? Ive never seen him play. Wasnt he picked ahead of winslow?

>>74937684
have you ever watched Christon?

>heat win
>pacers lose
good day desu

>captcha now administering grammar tests

will this be the end of curry spamming as we know it?

>76ers win
>twolves win

damn we really out here

>>74937729
lol

If Harden wins MVP, the NBA is officially a meme league.

>>74937904
Harden gets the easiest assists in the league, nobody gets more assists off of oh-shit-you-do-something-with-it passes at the end of the shot clock than Harden.

>>74937904
He most likely will. Curry or a warrior can't win another one due to league fatigue.

>>74937904
it will be Westbrook. It has to be.

>>74937845
Hey Hawks won too. We're in a new world fellas

>>74937904
>le free throw man

>all this refball

lmao I don't even like the warriors and even I can see they're trying to rig harden as MVP

What'd you guys think of the Spurs vs. Cavs last night?

I guess people only care about MVP as long as Curry ain't winning it huh?

>>74937991
its always nice seeing lebron getting cucked by kawhi

>>74937991
lebron is finished

>>74937991
LeBron apologists can finally rest, it's no use defending him anymore.

>>74938061

defending him against what? He's already proven he was the GOAT when he beat the warriors. He has nothing left to prove. He could lose every regular season game from now on by 50 for all I care

>4/18
>39 free throws
>down 11
and you think har_en is mvp lmao

>>74937003
Shes a dyke retard

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see u tomorrow kawhi :>)

can some explain to me how john wall isn't a mvp candiate

ive updated the new pb its much more agressive than the last one, its in the l/d

>john wall fag
>pastebinfag
HAHAHAHA LITERALLY CONFIRMED SHOOK

>soften

>>74938383
link?

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tee hee

>>74937684
Spurs want him. He must be good. Detoilet is shit. KCP will go to the Nets this offseason and that will be that

>>74938409
You wish your posting experience was as comfy as mine

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>Houshitstains and refs BTFO

westbrook really out here.. MVP when?

>>74938527
it aint comfy without the shitposting

if you want a hugbox then go back to r*ddit

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Is it dancing time? Stephen Curry has confirmed himself as the MVP frontrunner

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>its a steph curry embarrasses the ''''''mvp'''''' candidate

>Warriors now 60-14, first team to win 60+ games three years in a row since the 1995-98 Chicago Bulls. 200th regular season win under Kerr
Oh me oh my, another record broken by the god squad

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>People hating on the Warriors for chucking 3s.

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>Nicely done Aubrey, you're really getting a good sear on that
Thanks chef, haha, you really inspire me
>Thanks Aubrey, you inspire me too, your vibrancy and youth, they bring me back
That's cool chef, your word means a lot....
>Oh watch out bud, you're gonna burn that!
>Drake is something on your mind? Your drifting off the road to Flavor Town.
Oh, nothing Guy haha, don't worry about it
>You can tell me Drake, come on nigga
It's just that my Rapties got Iblocka and Tucker and the Dinosty is started. It's all I could think about as of late
>Shhh Not another word big boy *as he places his barbecue covered finger on Drakes lips. Bomston and Leaveland will fall during the Dinosty, don't worry
*Drake licks the barbecue sauce off sensually, he's firming up
>Damn Drake, I think you're heating up down there
*Grabs Drakes cock with a firm grasp
>This seems to be well done
*Throws Drake onto the salad bar and proceeds to rip his pants off and bend him over
>You wanna know my secret ingredient?
*Drake starts to moan delicately as his anus is being ravaged
>Aubrey Aubrey get on your knees I'm about to blow
*Drake gets on his knees ands sticks his tongue out
>Guy climaxes on Drake's lip and tongue while Drake yells
*SHHREEEEOOOONNK

how do i make eggs bros? do i microwave them?

>>74937904
If he wins it will be all the more satisfying when they get embarrassed in the playoffs.

>>74938590
>here are the tools to improve your 4chin experience
>nah i like waddling in my own filth

Different strokes for different folks I guess pb updated :^)

I bet Harden to win MVP. Should I just throw my ticket away at this point?

>>74938785
You got the 'tism boy?

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>>74938688
Cockshits confirmed memeiest chuckers

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>>74938843
Im releasing my custom 4chan skin tonight if your interested :^)

>>74938740

break 4 eggs and pour them into a bowl, heat up oil in a frying pan at about 6 while you mix the eggs in the bowl, pour the eggs into the pan when it feels hot from above, use a spatula to push the eggs that get fried towards the center while constantly letting the newer liquid fry, have the bowl nearby so you can dump all of the eggs in once they're done (takes like 30 secs to a min depending on the heat of the oil), lightly fried eggs are best eggs

don't fry them too much or it becomes shit, better to eat it raw with a bit of liquid if you're scared of burning or frying them too much

Lakers are somehow worse without Ingram

Where the fuck is the nuggets/blazers gamethread?

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>>74938847
W E
O U T C H E A

>>74938957

lakerfags btfo

>>74938675

the scary thing is, this warriors team has literally sleptwalked to 60 wins. When most teams win 60+ it's due to tryharding or playing to their ceiling (think 2013 heat or 2015 hawks) but this warriors team hasn't even begun to peak and have been playing with their best player injured.

I can't believe people seriously don't believe they're elite right now. You seriously think the spurs or rockets can beat them in the playoffs?

Pb working at 100% efficiency tbqh

>>74938903
fast food was an absolute shit job but frying eggs just right was one of the few fun parts about it.

Does the /wl/ senpai ever lose? I don't think so..

nurkic is better than jokic

ahahahaha HOW WILL THE NUGGETS EVER RECOVER

Jokic? More like Joke kid.

>>74938903
>>74939010

>not eating them poached.

It's fantasimo watching my Wizards blow out the Lakers. I watch more Laker games (to hate on them) than Wizard games and it's making me so erect.

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has he been exposed?

>>74939092
Fake cornelius pls go. Matches between los lakeys and los wizardos, it's always friendly never serious

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>Harden
>25% FG%
>6TO

>muh triple double so Cockshit faggots are okay with it
>including their twitter

>even tho they just made fun of Westbrook for the getting a triple double in a loss even tho he shot 54% with more points

>>74939092
You were saying?

bully ball is dead
deangela russell is a bust

>>74939114
seriously the fuck happened to this team is it just that reggie jackson and andre dummond arn't as good as they used to be or they were never all that good to strut with?

>lillard

thought he was a real nigga. sad!

>>74939176
Giving Reggie Jackson that giant contract was a huge mistake. We all saw him being cancerous multiple times, getting in clashes with basically every thunder player and yet he still gave him the contract. Never give guys with bad attitudes big contracts, they always end up getting lazy immediately after.

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>>74939151
Lmao, the insane amount of cognitive dissonance Cockshit faggots in real life go through is insane.

They literally just got egg on their face for making fun of someone just for the same shit to happen to them but worse, still can't recognize how hypocritical they are.

>>74939176
Drummond is over rated, Jackson is a chucker

>>74939210
Both have very punch-able faces

>>74939151
On 20 attempts no less.

Literally only made 5 shots out of 20.

Think about that. What a fucking chucker.

Would just run into his shots and brick after 2 minutes of dribbling in place.

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>>74939024
>Nuggets traded him AND a first round pick for Mason Plumlee

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>>74935434
>Last year Wizards disappear from the playoffs
>Now they're back

Is John Wall elite?

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What /nba/ think of CJ?

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>>74939294
CJ a real nigga

First names James

Last name Door stopper peepee

The big L, no D.

>>74937062
>not wanting to love a quiet, respectful boy that plays solid defense
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>>74939294
straight busta

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>Cockshits BTFO

>that one retarded fan no where to be found

>literally disappeared off the face of the earth he's so shook right now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74939324
This is just disrespectful. It's obvious he is trying to disrespect the huge Arab population in Okalahoma in this image. Should Silver fine him?

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>ingram sitting out
>to intelligent too get injured

>>74939404
>>74939428
same

I love how awful Harden was playing that at some point he just stopped trying just so he could pad his stats and make it look good to the media and his casual fans because he got a triple double.

He literally just gave up, jacked up threes as soon as he got near the line so he could get free long rebounds and pass for assists even tho his team was doing bad and needed him to make shots instead.

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>>74939218
>cognitive dissonance
ingoat posting has made /nba/'s BBIQ 100 points higher

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>>74939442
Nah

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>The only player that has a PER less than 8 and played as many minutes as Ingram is Adam Morrison

>>74937904
it all depends on whether beastbrook gets the 3D record

>>74939568
B
U
S
T

Why is John Wall so allergic to defense?

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>>74939568
>Adam Morrison has a ring
>weststats doesn't
lmao

>>74939568
>b-b-but he looks like Durant
>b-but better season than giannis and Kawhi and Kobe!

>>74939612
>a ring
Learn to count.

>>74939612
Why are you talking about somebody irrelevant to the actual point or discussion being made?

>There's going to be a reality show about Lavar Ball and his sons

>>74939404
why dis nigga scared of the dentist??

>>74939651
His teeth gotta play D against that drill.

Wiz scared as fuck to let Zubac use his post moves.

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>>74939633
trolled lmao

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>>74939690
Seriously fuck off no one likes you.

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Westbrook is MVP
>tfw you installed the pb

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>>74939791
>he comes here to be liked
>not respected as a loremaster
you suck at this pham

>>74939866
I'll crush your spine with my elbow like David Lee did to LeBron you pussy.

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>>74939294
Isnt that Jonathan Wall?

Think hes trying to unshook himself...

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>nearly 4 months into the year of our lord hinkie 2015+5-3
>there are posters on /nba/ who still give (You)s to Larry

I'm high as balls bros

>>74940045
How do we stop it?

>>74940028
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74940119

Is Mike Miller a coach now?

John Wall status?

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>>74940202

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>>74940202
shook

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>>74940175

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>get off work
>muh celtics game and a half in lead
YES
ITS OVER FOR THE CAVS
>tfw first round exit

zubac is QT

just sayin i really really like girls

What is the easiest technique to score in 2k??
Care to chime in here Clips?

>>74940238
a classic, thank u bruh

That Nurkic trade might have been the worst deal of the year. Denver played themselves

>>74940400
Get a favorable matchup, run a iso, get everyone out of the way, post up a PG to the hoop, spin move, dunk.

>Wizards getting BTFO by the Lakeys

kek

KEK

K E K

>>74940435
Nurkic for Plumlee straight up is stupid as shit but I can't believe the Nuggets added a first in there. Portland should have been giving up the pick not them.

Alright Lakeys have proven they are easily better than the Wiz. Time to tank now.

>>74940446
Dont even think I can dunk lad
I'm a 6'3 spot up shooter

Jokic is getting murdered by Nurkic

can't believe I took the b8 from the Jokicfags

lillard is a chucker

>>74940494
lakers did it to the Cavs also and then tanked the last quarter. 8D chess

>blacked
lmao

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>>74940505
there is no need to be upset

>jokic meme finally dead

yurofags btfo

jokic is too soft mentally as well as physically to be a real superstar

no lakeys we need to lose this one, the #2 draft pick

>>74940681
seriously what the fuck are you doing

you're using up all your hot streaks for the next 10 years

>lakers playing mario sounds during break

what did they mean by this

>muh nurkic

he's not even that good, only fueled by the hate for the nuggets tonight

can't wait until this fag falls off the radar

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>>74940741
>mfw Lakers know the lore

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>lakers girls dance to song about working your hips
>none of them have hips

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Oh hey Nuggets

>>74940816
>none of them have hips

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Chicken nuggets BTFO.

Portlel is a first round sweep, at least Nuggers could take 1 home game and the thin oxygen level could exacerbate minor wear-and-tear on the visitors from the sea-level fishing village.

>the dilapidated hovel of the Denver Nuggets

>>74940851

this

>>74940851
But the Blazers have the cursed Moda Center. If Durant comes back he could easily lose his entire leg in a freak accident.

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>>74940851
>the visitors from the sea-level fishing village

swap jokic and nurkic and the blazers would be 50-32

>>74940851
im not sure about that to be desu

>>74940851
I thought you were talking about Jakob Poetl at first

>>74940886
Blazers would be 50-32 if they had Nurkic from the start of the season. Their problem has always been terrible post play so they just needed any center that wasn't Plumlee or Ed Davis.

>>74940919

>being this delusional

enjoy the sweep

>>74940919
>people actually believe this
>hurr durr theyre hot now so that means theyd be hot the entire season!

literally retarded

lakers throwing the game, i hate this shit we should have more pride that openly tanking

>>74940912
Lol, me too.

Holy shit Nurkic dropping shade on Nuggets during post game interview.

>autistic kid dabbing on lakers cam

so cringeworthy

>>74940876
>Moda
it's the only hope now. take one of Apemond, Zaza or McGee should the acls of the splash hoes be resistant. better be polishing those moda memes

Embarrassingly obvious tank by the Lakeys kek

https://streamable.com/3fz84

Denver acting like a team that doesn't want to win. Standing around on offense, not boxing out, not setting good screens, missong wide open shots, etc..... If u cant get your players up and motivated for this type of game i have to question your leadership. This is the nuggets most important game of the last 3 years and they are playing terrible.

WALL IS NOT SHOOK

wow refs just straight up gave the ball to the lakers

fuck this game

Nurkic was long dicking jokic and nuggets all game long.

>>74940937
Blazers on pace for 41 wins. Are you saying having an actual center couldn't potentially win them 9 more games where they lost by a little? Not saying they'd be Warriors or Spurs level good but they'd be a middle of the pack Western team instead of an 8th seed.

NOOOO JOHN

Beal just shook Randle into the etheral realm