What did he mean by this?

>>74912685

he's going to school at arizona state

*dabs respectfully towards you*

>>74912725
>both are too good so people think they are doping

truly the GOATs

>>74912725
the current GOAT and future GOAT in one picture, impressive

i sincerely hope she's american

stay the fuck away from our women, pulicunt. she could have been MINE

They look similiar. Probably incest.

Is this /bundes/

>>74912747

probably American, I follow him on Instagram and he's always liking a bunch of 7/10 American girls' photos. Probably misses just being a regular American kid

>>74912747
>tan skin, dark hair, and black eyes are German
Nice genetics you got there.

>>74912747
German sluts getting FREEDOMED

please don't overhype PuliGOAT

I don't want another Adu on my hands

>>74912685
holy heck she's cute

>>74912725
MURICA'D

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>>74912800
>Freddy Adu has been linked with a move to Indonesian side Persija Jakarta.

>>74912800
Freddy Adu was literally only good because he was an athletic freak who matured early. Once everyone caught up to him he started to suck because he wasn't actually any good. Pulisic on the other hand is actually a good player, and is actually producing on the highest levels. The hype is warranted

any updates on the Pulisic to Liverpool situation

>>74912747
She's too cute to be german

>>74912839
Looks like he's staying at Dortmund for the time being.

>>74912697
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74912839
Snubbed

>>74912831
Adu was good because he was a grown man playing against kids.

>>74912800
Shut the fuck up. Adu was 5 years older than he said and is mentally weak. Sick of Reddit-americans thinking a few people shitposting on 4chan is going to put too much pressure on him or something

>>74912839
deal almost done la, confirmed any day now

>>74912841
i see 4 girls cuter than that on my way to work, every fucking day

>>74912862
that's literally exactly what I said senpai

>>74912878
Nah, unless you live in area with lots of eastern european immigrants

>>74912879
You made it sound like he wasn't a cheater.

>>74912685
That's his sister

This girl isn't even hot, sort of cute in next door girl type of way. Standards of /sp/ have fallen man

>>74912878
german girls are so fucking bland i often mistake them for average looking men

their personality is even more bland

>>74912890

what this guy said

>>74912899
doesn't make a difference how he did it, the point is that he doesn't compare to pulisic at all

>this shithead thinking german girls arent cute

why are russkis so degenerate

>>74912934
danish girls are surprisingly good looking and I don't usually fall for the scandi girls memes but yours are fantastic

>>74912946
Shut up you insecure shit
>>74912934
>>74912955
Good taste

>>74912931
>he wants some drugged up club slut that's ridden the cock carousel her entire life rather than a qt 3.14 pure girl next door

talk about having shit taste

>>74912955
thanks. i'm a big fan of eastern european girls too.

it's kinda funny meeting foreign guys in copenhagen and hear them talk about the women they meet here.

especially the british men never want to leave again. can't blame them lmao

>>74912962
idi nahui
eastern european girls are flatbread tier compared to german

>>74912981
Xaxaxaa you have the worst euro girls so I'm not surprised you are impressed by bland germs

>>74912981
>>74912995

autistic norwegian btfo

>>74912955
danish girls are pigs with entitled attitude
worst women in Europe from what i have seen

>>74912995
>worst euro girls
>anything other than anglos

pottery

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>all these autistic yuros in a PuliGOAT thread

Y'all truly must be SHOOK by how elite he is

>>74913056
>anglos
>european

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>>74913056
they have some serious gems sometimes

Guys seriously, the Russkies right. Theres a lot than Anglos and Germans can brag about, but we just have to admit that slavs BTFO us when it comes to women.

>>74912697
This is depressing.

>>74912829
Wew

>>74913056

british girls make up for their looks by being warm and fun in bed. german and scandi girls are cold and boring.

>>74912685
BURGERED

>>74913353
>cold
good quality
>boring
in what way anon

>>74912685
Why can't german girls stop falling head over heels for BIG STRONG AMERICAN dick lads?

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>GOAT on the field
>pulling qts off the field

Is there anything PuliGOD can't do lads?

>>74912685
DAB ON THAT HOE

>>74912685
Greatest """american""" player since freddy adu

>>74915037
>born and raised in pennsylvania
>parents both born and raised in the US as well

What did Achmed mean by this?

>>74915050
>one generation removed from Croatian
>quintessentially american
What did jose mean by this?

>>74915037
>britcucks still triggered this hard by Puli

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>>74915115
>get proven wrong
>deflect with a stupid argument implying that an american citizen born in the usa to american born parents isn't american
>lose to part time dentists in your national sport
>get shot by an islamic terrorist

What did Britbongistan mean by this?

>>74912747
>t. Abdul Jabar Kareem Mehmet Bin Mohammad.

>>74915164
>get proven wrong
>get cucked by Tyrone
>be the size of a continent on your own
>never produce a single good player in your history
>latch desperately onto any semi-decent young player

The absolute state of burgers

>>74912955
>>74912980
Do they like the BBC? What are my chances of I move there?

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>Pulishit

>>74915220
>can't come up with an original comeback so he copies mine
>projecting over his own insecurities
>BIG STRONG AMERICANS
>implying Pulisic isn't better than any player on Englel's pathetic excuse for a team
>implying brits don't cream themselves over every pacey 18 year old nog who turns out to be a scrub
>elect a radical mudslime mayor of your capital


fucking kek, imagine being british

>>74912730
This desu

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>>74915271
It's not going to build itself Paco.

>>74912878
wow, 4 whole girls

>>74915277
>get flashbacks of freddy adu and deflect to /pol/ meme

>fucking kek, imagine being under 200kg
I don't have to imagine, burger

>>74915115
Here's your (you)

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>>74915317
>be english
>slip

>>74915271
>still relying on rafa's decrepit old ass

literally the only good player mexishits ever produced

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>>74915164
>mfw an american makes fun of a country for someone getting shot without a hint of irony

Imagine being a country known for football and producing young "talents" left and right and none of them have as much potential or as high a ceiling as an 18 year old American kid. God, England are embarrassing.

>>74915362
Robert Green, the original slippy G

>>74915481
t. the only thing I know about football is from fifa

>>74915504
>English
>Premier
>League

>>74913353
>>74913427
Can confirm

I dated a Swede and a Brit at two different times. The Swede was gorgeous but was just generally boring, had no serious hobbies or interests, pleb taste in music/Film/art and was generally content to sit around and do nothing most days. The sex was equally boring, just her lying there, lightly moaning and making me do all the work. When she came, she just gripped my back and went back to laying on my chest and feel asleep within 30 min.

I was in the military so not to toot my own horn but i fucked a lot of Scandi girls. Many but not all were like that.

When i lived in the UK, it's true that the average girl isn't as good looking but they have such an open culture about sex that you don't see in the US. Girls frequently make crass sexual jokes that Americans would consider TMI. In bed, they were typically much more playful, down to try new things, and even fun to hang out with after sex.

TL;DR I sampled both and Bong girls are less attractive but infinitely more fun to hang out with and to fuck

>>74912685
Isn't she his sister?

>>74915261
BBC is public while ITV, Channel 4 and Channel 5 are privates

>>74916054
'no'

>>74915988
although its a big generalization i think that might be the case for gorgeous vs not so good looking women in general
but not so good looking girls in scandinavia look much better than not so good looking girls in the uk

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>>74912685
(ಠ_ಠ)

>>74916153
I've met/fucked gorgeous girls who had god tier personalities/interests.

Really the takeaway i had from scandanavian women is that they're boring in bed. Based on my experiences of course

>>74916192
what's wrong france?

>>74912697
underrated

>>74912685
Did Oscar sneak out of china into the US, change his name and try to reinvent his career? How does he keep getting away with this

>>74912747
She is American, check his instagram

Also, they don't seem to be together, just friends.

I guess she's waiting for now how far Pulisic will go in his career before making the decision to let him in her.
One goal in the CL Quarterfinals might just be what Pulisic needs to get access....

>>74912780
you probably never been to bavaria

>>74912725
Messi must have a long as fuck arm.

>>74916848
his english is pretty good too apparently

Should I ask my boss about this qt 3.14 she introduced me to a month ago? I was dating someone at the time, but now I am not

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>>74915115
>>74915037
>reverse muh heritage
europoors ladies and gentlemen

>>74917380
I love how the "muh heritage" argument goes out the window once we have a good soccer player

>>74915305
>>>/pol/ fuckboy

>>74915416
>saying this while having Dempsey in your NT

>>74919836
A 34 year old is half a decade younger than a 39 year old.

>>74919320
>>>/m/exico

https://twitter.com/cpulisic_10/status/800322104734400512

cucked

>>74917380
This
parents are from Madrid and I go to El Classico every year (only game and when Real plays in America) and I'm a plastic by definition. How do I shake this being a Real fan?

>>74919911
>>>/ass/labama

>>74920056
nice try, reddit

>>74919881
Both are pretty old if you take their positions into account.

>>74916793
>I guess she's waiting for now how far Pulisic will go in his career before making the decision to let him in her.

as if girls operate this way

>>74920161
Exactly. I'm sure it's clear to her that he's a bust

>>74919950
>How do I shake this being a Real fan?
>Shake this being a Real fan
>A Real fan
Become a fan of an actual team.

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Soon.

>>74912685
That is the gf of one of his friends but he clearly wants to fuck her.

Basically he's a cuck.

>>74924060
You'd know a thing or two about that wouldn't you Germany?

>>74912747
>germans are so cucked by arabs they now assume any brown person is German.

>>74919945

plenty of fish in the sea

>>74915416
Rafa and Hugo Sanchez were the only world class players we've ever got
Cuahtemoc was really good tho