/nrl/ - PEEM PIST POOSDAY

>>74910168

Ivan on floating corpse watch

I don't read cross posts.

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Soon.

Larry, 2008 floods, Yasi, 2011 floods, and Marcia didn't kill me. It'll take more than Debbie to take me out m8.

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>>74910218

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>>74910227
Fite me cunt

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>poorramatta and danny have 13 man teams and don't touch them
>neither are last place

matched an 18 yo olympic diver on tinder

no chance of me landing her. fuck id probably be stoked to be her beta orbitter.

>>74910219
Did some concerned government lads come and ask you to piss off today?

>>74910172
I didn't realise hes 330k. He could maintain a 55+ average easy enough. He can make 80-100k, but thats not really the point of it, your picking him to go to the end of the season and be your 4th/5th 2RF option. I'd consider him for Kenny Bromwich whos clearly shown he can't score points, but I wouldn't get rid of him for a 400k+ forward unless they got injured/suspended this week

>>74910219
Who fucking names there child Yasi anyway?

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>>74910263
>spend every waking second at the pool early mornings so bored of this repetition
>cute guy matched on tinder
>oh cool I like his broncos jersey
>he never msgs
>wish guys were so intimidated by my sigh
Grab your balls and at least try lad.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=n-5F_7DwPpo

>>74910287
Some bogan prolly

>>74910292
I tried as soon as I matched months ago, no response

Tried again a month later, nothing

Messaged her on the wekend or sometime when I was drunk spamming all girls "Sup boss" and its had a very high response rate for some reason, she just replied. I called her boss again cause its the only thing I know that works XD

>>74910303
based walkie

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>>74910300
fixed

Ivan WILL die in the floods

>>74910300

Nice

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>>74910314

I think I'm going to try to get the most out of my dollars and pick up some cheaper PODs this week.

Right now I have this penciled in:
Finucane -> Thompson
K. Bromwich -> Frizel

The way I see it I can break bank now, pick up Lolo, and make 60-70. Or I can pick up these two guys, get 50-60 off of both, and have enough left over to pick up someone like Milford or Leilua next week. So I think I'm happy to take a punt here.

>>74910280
Exactly. And for what I'm paying for him I'll have plenty to throw around on actual bye coverage players later. And Origin will only cost him one extra game if he's picked. Granted it's a big one (rd 15), but I'm actually looking good for that one anyway.

>>74910166
Dubs confirms. It's my year, gentlemen.

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>>74910330

>>74910347
based me

>>74910347
haha faggot, nice cropping skills

t. me

>>74910355
>>74910354
>>74910347
>>74910342
>>74910330
>>74910318
me

>>74910269
No, but I had only just started my workout, finished bench press, and then we got told to vacate the gym because they were closing up.

Just lied to some kid that I was closing the gym. Scawny fucker was giving me the creeps.

got my eye on tedesco lads, might pick him up next week for ponga if he goes up like 60k.

If ponga plays next week I'm set lads

My team is worth 7.8 million and I have 300k to spare.

Is Israel v Palestine best represented by Roosters v Dogs?

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>>74910379
>scrawny
Try again, nerd.

>>74910381
Good plan. He'll be close to 400k in a few weeks.

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>all this nerds telling us what their team is worth without showing pics

kek

>/poofl/
lol

>>74910342
Finucane move seems a bit strange and I wouldn't want to fall for memethony memeford meme, yet anyway.

Going to wait for peem pist poosday to hopefuuly make some decisions for me

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Coote is back this week.

Ponga owners btfo

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Keep talking shit and I'll chin ya.

>>74910422
poonga on the wing laddy

>>74910408
I'm just a little frustrated that my le run and tackle man hasn't been doing his job. I'll be chop and changing all through the week. These are just my initial thoughts.

As for Memeford, he's just an example. I just mean guys who got price cuts and are about to turn around. I'll probably end up chasing Leilua first anyway.

>>74910422
Source me up m8

HOLD on to Cotric for a while
SELL Suli this week or next.

>>74910426
Nice watch Walkie

>>74910458
shut up

>>74910455
Hold Suli if you can. His BE is pretty much right on his average. So he won't be doing any harm.

And he only needs to meme another 100 and his price will shoot right up.

>>74910469
he will never score more than 40 the rest of this season

coen hess is now 355,000

have i missed this train, or is he due for more massive price rises?

>>74910477
t. Benny Hinn

>>74910482
IDK 2bh I'm just glad i fell for the keary and hess meme in round 2

fucking hate anna blgih and julia gillard

>>74910508
Based tones

>>74910482
Train's gone m8. He'll probably get one more small rise and then come back down.

The bench is a cruel mistress.

>>74910550
>implying he won't go to 600k
kek2bh

>>74910577
Don't you even..

I skipped on the cunt and I've been tearing my hair out watching him meme his way into the elite price range. He should not be jagging this many trys.

http://mackay.locanto.com.au/ID_1248054106/Need-a-place-to-evacuate-to.html

>>74910599
trade him in m8.

if he reaches his average score this round, there's another 45k price increase for him

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>ponga price expected to rise 80k after next game
>BE is minus 77
>if he rises to 200k I can comfortably trade him for tedesco

cowboys will put him at wing right

>>74910639
>implying he isn't the starting fullback for the rest of the season
If Green is serious about winning the comp this year he will punt coote

>>74910647
coote has better experience, kicking game and fits into the system better imo

hope they put him at wing on friday. He's an elite cheapie

>>74910655
kek

KEK

>>74910660
whats kek m8

>>74910599
Hess has a BE of -1 mate. He will continue to rise, just a matter of how much you think a trade is worth.

Reminder that the current scores aren't final and those of you with close wins can still get cucked by adjustments.

>>74910219
>Tfw being in the 2008 Mackay Floods.

>tfw i still had to go into work at Mt Pleasant on the Saturday through rolling blackouts.

>>74910704
nah lad

just traded Yasi for Debbie lads

hope it scores big for me in 12 hours

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Just matched with Debbie on tinder. She says we should meet up so she can fuck me. don't know if I should go on with it.

Surely to god fantasy sports bullshit is gaming

Fuck off you retards

>>74910606
what does subcd mean?

going to apply for a graduate job with telstra lads

68k starting lmao

>>74911686
good money lad, plus its telstra i think they promote incompetence

Just got a graduate job with telstra lads

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FUCK this chick has some mangled teeth

I have no idea how she is the face of the Dep AWR grad program

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HALO?

yes yess bog? can u kil cyclone bls

t. thank you

rip ivan

>>74912080
>poovan

winds picking up in poosville lads

Don't die pls guys

Pooclone

>Victoria BTFO by asthma storms
>Queensland BTFO by cyclones

Which state will get BTFO by weather next

Haha, just opened my garage door and almost got blown away. Might stay home today lads.

17

walkcunt on suicide watch

>>74911145
Sub cross dresser

>>>/fit/40863307
>>>/fit/40863307

https://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34

>>74917604
Based goosey

>>74917625
https://youtu.be/w_8tGC9UEKE

Does anyone have the Pearce SOO webm where NSW has a half chance and he runs it, runs it, and then tries to put a kick in and just gets smashed and knocks it on? What game and year is that from?

This one's for you walkie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id8CN50KdqY

Don't have internet access right now lads.

PEEM PIST POOSDAY

Ivan, you alive lad?

Yeah, it's not even very rainy or windy here, wtf

The cyclone is a totem from aboriginal mythology tbqh

White man btfo

2d 5h 08m

>>74918925
No but it was State of Origin game 3 2013

>piss

>the state of Poonga

fucking ponga

Corey Harawira-Naera lads

>>74921702
I'm on him next week. Do NOT copy my elite strategy.

Gonna trade in Corey Harawira-Naera next week lads

Gonna trade in Corey Harawira-Naera next week lads

>>74921811
same

>>74921816

Woah, are you me?

Moga will score 60+ this week.

Make sure he's in your 17.

>>74921811
>>74921816
>>74921820
Fuck up cunt. I fucking forbid it.

>>74921843
You reckon? I don't know if I trust Memeford to feed him any quality ball.

What's everyone's take on Montoya? I honestly don't think he'll score that well against Brisbane, but he's got Knights/Rabbits/Tigers after that and could easily meme his way into some cash then.

Does anyone know when Holland is due back?

traded rts for gordon, lads

My boat just got btfo at Abell Point Marina, lads

>>74921993
He's a prefect fit at the roosters, but I just can't forgive him for shitting the bed last year.

https://www.fb.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fcherrie.hughes%2Fvideos%2F10212083580659907%2F

>>74922074
what is this

play coen hess in the 17 yay or nay?

>>74921811
>>74921816
me2, might hold off the tedesco trade for 1 more week to make extra bucks

Trading in CH-N and GG-M next week if they are named in the 17.

just bought supercoach gold lads

ama

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>ponga not named

nooooooo

Just traded Surgess for Hawira

AMA

>>74922199
>>74922359
Why would I want to ask you anything? You're not very interesting people

was banking on ponga playing so he gets an easy 60-80k price rise that way I can trade him for tedesco next week but now I have to play brad abbey as my fullback this week

ama

Shigs
Porcupine Tree
Manu a Manu
I love Lamp
Werther's Sorrows
The Fabulous
Cowbucks
Smithy's Shaft
Gummi Bears RLC
Cuckboys

This is my SC multi lads.

>>74922391
get rid of abbey, wtf

kys

how long is cartwright out for?

>>74922464

It was meant to be 4 weeks from his injury, so he's expected back Round 7.

>>74922453
Angry Samoans on GOAT watch

>>74922464
>>74922473

Nevermind it might be Round 6 depending how you interpret it.

Is keary finished being a moneymeme?
thinking of trading him

What do you think based JT is having for dinner lads?

>>74922675
Petroleum

>>74922675
Try assists

>>74922675
cooked aborted foetuses of all the women he raped

>>74922453
I will beat cowbucks though. Taumololo back means reduced minutes for hess and cowbucks will need to panic trade in a FB

>>74922683
Cool down with the subtle racism. This is a multicultural sport.

>>74922522
I think hes got at least another 70k to go

>>74922694
Elite post.

Okay im coming to you now

fucking hell, ryan james beat his shoulder charge case

>>74922810
looked way worse than taumalolo's

Nice poomunity lol

>>74923608
nice bullying

Just shitposted in /nrl/ lads. They have like 2 people in their thread.

ponga could be late-mail in for coote lads

real walkcunt hours

>>74924671
http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-league/north-queensland-cowboys/north-queensland-cowboys-forward-jason-taumalolo-charged-after-egging-cars-townsville-20160907-grbe3y.html

>>74924996
based le run hard and tackle man

>cowcucks

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>>74925069
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-21/daley-denies-feeling-pressure-ahead-of-must-win-origin-ii/7529172

REAL /walkgod/ hours WHO tf up

>>74925391
Can't sleep, thinking about getting down by the rabbitohs in the middle of suncorp stadium packed house.

>>74925414
Down worry Walkie

souffs will end up in Bowen to loot the town and they wont turn up to the game

>>74925454
https://twitter.com/russellcrowe/status/689460705855078400

>>74925538
what even happened

walkcunt on suicide watch

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>35 hours till footy

>>74925571
Crowe told Keary that if he wanted a run on that he had to suck his cock

http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/tigers/nrl-media-watch-wests-tigers-set-to-announce-ivan-cleary-as-new-head-coach/news-story/0f95988b6c4e60e549dd896eb59a3201

>“Guaranteed Ivan Cleary will be the Wests Tigers head coach.”

Can Ivan save the Tigers?

1d 8h 46m

>me on premiership watch

I just wanna watch some fucking footy. FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK RAAAAAGEEEEEE

>tfw no power or internet

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>tfw QLD win Origin again and Broncgods win the GF

>broncucks
>making the 8
KEK

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>tfw broncgods make the 8

>>74941545
is this the only reaction image you have or are you just trying to create a persona?

Just get a tripcode already, it's really cringe

>>74941554
t. millennial

>>74941561
hmm

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>he still gets triggered by my posting

>I'm just pretending

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>I support the cowcucks

Cowpats on poo watch

thinking about getting teddy but he's gonna drop soon so hmm

Just came in my pants lads

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>bryce cartwrights break even is 164

Remember last year when people were talking Bryce Cartwright up for Origin?

>>74942339
I was one of them because of his ability to also play in the halves in the case of an injury

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>>74940996
same desu

fell for the frizelll meme lads

>>74942752
Are you me m8?

>>74942752
whats so bad about it

>>74942796
Its a bit of a middling/long term trade when cash generation needs to be the focus

>>74942779
probably not, only did it becuse I had a bit of cash lying around and an easy DPP switch. Likely to be reversed if poonga is a chance

Jesse Bromwich projected to drop another 22k after this week. Might pick him up 2bh. 355k~ for him sounds good

Imagine being the poor bugger that doesn't do SC but pretends to, to fit in cause he's got no mates.

>>74942881
this 2bh. My mate keeps talking about how he's gonna buy Jesse Bromwich next week because he'll be 80k less than starting price. Total weirdo

>>74942946
huh?

You now remember that based Paul Gallen pioneered the two-headed Queenslanders meme.

>>74942845
Don't do it until his minutes pick up and he returns to form. He's going to go lower than 355K m8

>>74943079
you're mum goes down lower too m8

21h 18m

>you now remember the shiggys vs milky supercoach final

>>74943126
what about it

>>74943147
they tied

>>74943147
Best SC match in /nrl/ history

>>74943149
kek, so what happened after?

power's back on lads

>>74943168
based walkie going down the park and getting enough money for the bill

bulldogs theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xJYvRDxqlw

>poodogs

can't wait until they lose by 30 again tomorrow

>>74943154
Newcunt detected. Everyone knows Milky one by 4 points after the autocorrection.

tipped the bulldogs, lads

broncucks are a joke

>>74943246
yea lad didn't play SC last year

>>74943257
>last year
newcunt detected

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>>74943247

>>74943260
what

>>74943264
hmm

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>>74943247
>tipped the bulldogs

I could literally be leading the complete SC tipping competition after this round lads

Broncos
Roosters
Cowboys
Sharks
Raiders
Storm
Titans
Dragons

Rapana
Gordon
Mitchell
Croker
Peachy
Trbojevic

>>74943350
I dunno m8, I reckon there will be a few cheeky upsets this week

>>74943379
yeah, that's why i tipped broncos and dragons. those are the upsets

>>74943379
Manly and Panthers are a chance to upset. I agree 2bh

>>74943390
Souths and the poogers could as well

*checks the Warriors record against the Shitans*
*remembers SJ always violates them*

Who are your long term targets in the CTW position?

>>74943411

Croker, Jarrod
Trbojevic, Thomas
Harris, Tohu

Leilua or maybe Munster if they shows some form later in the year, and possibly Nofoaluma as a POD.

>>74943411
Tommy t
Addo Carr
Peachy
poopooa/Rapana/Radradra.

If I was full autistic about it, I'd aim at 2 matchwinners that will go from 20-120, and 2 more "reliable" players that would 50-70 each week.

However If I fall behind and look to be finishing in 5-8, I'll go as POD as possible with SC matchwinners

Since the Tigers can start a “big 4” meme I'm giving every team a big 4

>Storm
Smith, Cronk, Munster, Bromwich
>Roosters
Cordner, Pearce, Friend, Hargreaves
>Dragons
Dugan, Widdop, Frizell, Thompson
>Cowboys
Thurston, Scott, Taumololo, Morgan
>Panthers
Moylan, Cleary, Merrin, Tamou
>Manly
Trbojevic, Trbojevic, Cherry-Evans, Walker
>Sharks
Gallen, Graham, Fifita, Maloney
>Broncos
Boyd, Milford, Hunt, Gillett
>Eels
French, Radradra, Norman, Scott
>Rabbitohs
Inglis, S.Burgess, Reynolds, Johnston
>Raiders
Croker, Austin, Hodgson, Rapana
>Titans
Hayne, Taylor, Peats, James
>Bulldogs
Graham, Klemmer, Jackson, Reynolds
>Warriors
RTS, Johnson, Luke, Foran
>Knights
Gagai, Hodkinson, S.Mata'utia, Buhrer
>Tigers
Tedesco, Woods, Moses, Brooks

what an embarrassing post

>>74943447
>hodgkinson

>>74943411
Michael Jordan and Gordon Kahu 2bh

>>74943457
He's LITERALLY the captain m8

>>74943447
Raiders big 4 actually big 4

>>74943447
are these the the guys that your mum has let run on her m8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3MpEz71dJo&t=860s

>mfw people say hodkinson is a poo poo player
>mfw THIS WILL happen again this year
>mfw hayne comes back in pre-NFL form

Not sure which memes to fall for this week, gonna fall for at least one

>>74943447
You do not watch rugby league.

>>74943922
Niether do the Tigers apparently

REAL /walkgod/ hours WHO tf up

Where did everybody go?

>>74944542
based smithy's shaft

>>74944554
we had to migrate over to the alternative sports board

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>cucknulla interested in signing Josh Reynolds

>>74944567
Why? They have an elite 5/8 and 500 hookers

>>74944567
and get rid of who? Put maloney at 7 and poonolds and 6?

>tfw the thread is more busy now than during games
You're all dumb cunts

>>74944576
Cucknagan's reasoning is "he knows Josh's mum and dad".

kek

KEK

>>74944567
>josh "passes to the ground" Reynolds
>josh "can't kick the sideline" Reynolds

>>74944602
m8 it's just more busy now than when your team plays kek

>he doesn't watch every game no matter what team is playing

>>74944624
not when your team plays kiddo

>his mum doesn't let him watch every game and bring him tendies

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>his mum doesn't ask when his favourite team is playing then offer to sit with him and watch

>"I-I just think you're lonely anon, who are you talking to online anyways? You come out here with your computer, who are you talking to?"
>"just people"
>"about what? do you know them?"
>"about this *points to the screen* - it's a game thread"
>"who are they?"
>"I dunno"
>"you're talking to strangers online?"
>anon, are you lonely? want me to give you some money so you can go out with your friends? how about we go to the movies?"
>"yeah we'll see"

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>>74944704

>>74944603

Flanagan is a known liar. Just last week there was a story on how his sophistry propelled Cronulla to victory. He has an endgame here that you can't even fathom.

>>74944603
KEK

Literal cuck still wants to take care of daddy Reynolds' son.

>>74944704
literally me

Cowbucks will win btw last post of the night I win

>>74945089
>Cowbucks will win

dude how did you know that's me.

>>74944559
Wat m8?

>>74945604
you really in germany m8?

>>74945641
Yeah no proxy
Living in Berlin for like two years now.

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>>74945844
do you tell them about our sport

>>74945867
Haha no-one gives a shit about league here or knows it's a different thing to rugby, they only care about soccer. There are German teams for union but yeah nothing for league

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>>74946149
>they get introduced to league
>they become doggies fans

>>74946247
I would never ruin someone's life like that, you must be memeing.
They would become true cows and qld supporters like me.
I don't have the JT Pepe image on my phone so just pretend I attached it here

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>>74946286

>>74946296
Thanks m8y

Enjoy your sleep time ausfailures

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why do aussies watch peegue instead of poonion? pic related looks silly tbhfam and it happens every 10 seconds.

>>74946907
what's your point

>>74946955
my point is that it looks silly to backheel the ball every 10 seconds. other than that league is cool i guess.

>>74944715
vaginas are gross

Luv ya walkie

>>74948340

>>74948340

>>74944704
>>"I-I just think you're lonely anon, who are you talking to online anyways? You come out here with your computer, who are you talking to?"
>>"just people"
>>"about what? do you know them?"
>>"about this *points to the screen* - it's tinder"
>>"who are they?"
>>"sluts"
>>"you're talking to strangers online?"
>>anon, are you lonely? want me to give you some money so you can go out with your friends? how about we go to the movies?"
>>"yeah we'll see"

i love tinder lads

>>74947766
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walkcunt on pooicide watch

Niggers stink like shit.

Last for WalkGod

walkcunt on suicide watch

Once again, I am the last man standing.

>pooly

Last for WalkSexy

walkcunt on suicide watch

Based CowGODS.

Poomunity Ltd.

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PEEM

#thatsmypeem