World Cup Qualification Europe 2: Electric Boogaloo

I'm literally going to church in one bong and twenty bings to pray for a victory to us and a draw in Montenegro-Poland

>>74886687
2nd for the shanty town of BeNeLux

>posting american k/o times

We gonna beat 'em wankuhz

Germany
Czechs
Armenia
Lithuania/draw
Northern Ireland
Pooland
Denmark/draw
Slovakia
Slovenia

Friendly reminder the clocks went forward one hour

>>74894036
Not really.

Are Germany going to go with a meme lineup like in the friendly, or their strong team?

>>74894066
Probably something in between.

>>74894066
The Key players gonna be from the A-squad, maybe some B-Squad players when Löw can allow it

What kind of fucked up times are they?

>>74886687
Worst matchday yet. England vs Lithuania mite b cool

>heavy snowfall in fucking late march

thanks israel

>Kazakhstan
>Europa

>>74895160
oy vey

>>74893225
Pls don't forget about your /sp/artan m8s and pray for our well-being as well :3

Donnarumma to spurs WHEN?

>>74895166
FIFA's definition of Europe is actually interesting, if we ignore Israel presence as that was because otherwise we would get bombing every time.

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>its a my mum ruins mothers day cause shes a raging alcoholic episode

>>74895212
I didn't know it wasn't a single day worldwide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day#Dates_around_the_world

>>74895212
Mix some bleach into her drinks. Problem solved.

>>74895212
Don't worry, Mother's Day is actually in May so she didn't ruin it today.

>>74893225
>going to church
For what purpose?

JFs are getting BTFO tonight

Can someone hit me up with the freshest NL memes? If I'm gonna wallow on humiliation I at least want to do it with some humor

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>>74895420
LOLLAND
O
L
L
A
N
D

List of countries that will pass the first round:

Group A. Frogs
Group B:Poortugal
Group C: Ball Musk
Group D: Potato Farmers
Group E: Mount Negro
Group F: >England
Group G: Moors
Group H: Lelgium
Group I: Croatia (WC 2018 winners)

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>>74895430
What about it?

>>74895212
>he still lives with his mother
If my kid was that much of a fuckup I'd drink as well

>>74895457
>meets portugal in the quarter finals
>nervouspepe.jpg

>>74895457
What about the playoffs?

>>74886687
Germany, Czechs, draw, England, draw, Poland, draw, Slovakia, Slovenia.

>>74895870
Norway is shit, why don't you believe in your loyalist Irish brothers?

Is there gonna be a seperate thread for Scotland - Slovenia, or are Scots to shit for that?

>>74895858
Portugal gets knocked out by a suprise Aguero goal before we meet them.

>>74895863
Italy, Iceland, Serbia and Netherlands

>Defoe starting

About time too

>>74895961
>Netherlands making the playoffs in their current state

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>>74895974

>>74895975
Even if they (>we) win everything except France away then it's still likely they're the worst 2nd place team and won't make the play-offs.

Leno; Kimmich, Höwedes, Hummels, Hector; Khedira, Kroos; Müller, Schürrle, Draxler; Gomez

>>74896176
I still don't get why Germany are persisting with the Kimmich as a RB thing. He doesn't seem like that good of a RB to me.

>>74896176
>dutchies now pretending to be german

should we come over for another anschluss again? :3

>Schürrle
it's over
we're finished
almost as bad as holland

Ich würde gerne Laura Wontorra ficken

>>74895925
too*

I had to, sorry.

>>74896243
>google "Laura Wontorra"
wew, guess I don't need to translate that sentence

When ENGLAND win today, you'll all be sorry.

Please prepare ADEQUATE apology now

>>74895883
It's true, we're shit.

>>74896453
I have an apology prepared for the unlikely event of scotland beating slovenia.

@Germans

Where is the Germany match shown?

ARD/ZDF is showing the Saarland election coverage

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>mfw I only just found out Denmark's GK is Leicester's memester

how will we cope

>>74896718
RTL

>>74896725
thanks

Why is there no match thread for Germany - Azerbaijan?

>>74896718
>CDU 40%
>AfD 6%

why are Saarlanders such cucks

well, at least the greens got BTFO

>>74896808
because nobody gives a fuck, I literally have to force myself to watch this match

>>74896808
seriously

what the fuck?

>>74896808
we all know who will win, no need to discuss it.
azerbaijan is just too strong

kek that foul from khedira

>>74896922
>gara garayev with a cheeky 90' winner

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>only 6%
>still 0-0

JUST

Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre

SCHLAAAAAND

>>74896234
>(You)

>>74897020
>>74897020

>san marino

>all these horrible passes on both sides

>match start 20:45
fuck off

>Müllel
>Khedira

>germany

>>74886687
Lol

LGTSS

>Nazis

What the fuck are you doing krauts. Stop choking you faggots.

>the World Champions

>>74897322
>>Nazis

Back to pleddit, lad

>nazis

>>74897327
They don't give a fuck, since they know they're going to win the group anyway.

Just like we lost in Ireland in the last qualifiers.
Sorry Czechbros.

Why did Kroos get the autism tattoos

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haha how could you concede against Azerbaijan. hhahahaha dropping points against such a micronation

DA MÜLLERT ES WIEDER

MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER

well, that didn't last very long

>>74897370
You

apologize

Schürrle and Müller seem to be the only ones who give 100% today

The rest of the team seems like they want to sleep.

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He's getting ready for the WC. Klose record ain't gonna break itself.

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>>74897370
yes, imagine that

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european qualifiers are so fucking boring

i cant even imagine how its going to be when the WC has 48 teams

>"San Marino gloriously qualifies to the WC for the first time after defeating Gibraltar ½-0 in penalties after 120 minutes of no chances. With this San Marino ends in the first place of his group of 2 members"

>>74897436
it's still more exciting then the south american league mode, where you face the same countries every year 2bh

>>74897436
agreed 100%

>the guy who scored against us unironically plays for Erzgebirge Aue

JUST

>>74897460
but they have the fairest method

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

PUSH IT

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

PUSH IT

http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

PUSH IT

>tfw just finished an entire can of Pringles

i feel disgusted by myself

>>74897555

Aua aua :DD

>>74897436
lmao chili wouldn't qualify from a single group

>>74897609
I bet you can't finish another one

Denmark, besides Eriksen, is there anyone we should be afraid of tonight?

>>74897733
i don't have another one availabe, but i wouldn't try even if i had

that shit is cancerous, yet so tasty that i can't stop eating it
send help ;_;

>>74896190
>you

Seriously though that cross for Gomez' goal was pretty good. Literally insane how much talent Germany have, once a legend retires from the national team they have someone ready to step up or nearly ready. Weigl for Schweinsteiger, Kimmich for Lahm, Werner potentially for Klose.

>>74897853
>send help ;_;
>>>/t/witter
>>>/i/nstagram
>>>/s/napchat
>>>/f/acebook
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/out/

>>74897889
i use whatsapp predominantly these days

>>74897839
Our players.

>>74897839
>Affraid of any dane ever

LOL

>>74897934
i'm aware we don't stand a chance, but eh, had to ask

Is it bad that I kinda hope one of those crypto kebabs will injure Kroos so that he won't be able to play vs Bayern in the CL?

>>74898059
It's fine, don't worry.

t. Bayern customer

>>74898059
yes you whore

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>>74898059
>inb4 Löw subs out Müller, Hummels and Kimmich to rest them and lets Kroos play the full 90 minutes

>>74898190
he just took gomez out for özil, so no

also, kimmich doesn't need a rest, he will most likely not start anyway vs Real

>>74898220
>implying Müller will

If Robben won't injure himself until then, that is

is this /bundes/

Schürrle

schürrle mit brachialer gewalt

welp, easy as almost always

shamefur dispray to concede a goal there tho

>>74897839

Andreas Christensen

>tfw no GOATberg

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go Scotland : )

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>only one good match in the second half of the day

>>74899250
you are refering to Romania-Denmark i assume

>>74899250
You mean Montenegro - Poland.

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>Armenia unironically above Romania

lel wtf

>the city of gypsyland
>the city of Christoph "coke bloke" Daum

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How will they fuck it up?

>>74899370
>concede early goal
>huff and puff for 75 minutes
>equalise with jammy set piece
>concede late goal

>>74898296
yes. and forsberg is elite

>>74899313
>the state of danish football
how can you be worse than mountainnigger?

>>74899301
>>74899298
One of these is correct.

Back into 2nd hopefully,doubt any of group C would win a playoff though unless it was against scotland

>>74899572
no bullying allowed

Let's go

Gimme that Lagerbeck magic

Someone make a NI -NOR thread? I'm not gonna post in it btw

>Britclaps

>>74899821
Nah, keep it here

>Norway finally back to playing hoofball

<3

Oh my.

Lagerbeck OUT!!!

>>74899821
Not necessary. All British posters on 4chan are Welsh anyway.

>Losing to a non-country
Fugg :DD

>>74899931
HAHAHAHAHA

>malta

BARE

>>74899931
>>74899906
You'll never appreciate Lagerbäck until he leaves.

He's truly the patrician choice in coaching.

>>74900000

>>74900019
don't get me wrong, I love Lagerbäck and hoofball. It's the only style we've had success with, and it's the one we should stick with

BARE KNULE OPP MIN LORT

>getting scored on by Malta

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c-come on norn iron

Can someone give me a short rundown on Malta?

>one thread for several games

and this is the shit thats killing /sp/

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>>74897322

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> Slolvakia

>>74900260
there a multiple match threads for each of the games, calm down

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>>74897347

>>74900270
That awkward feeling when the fanclub outlives the star.

Norway are shit

>>74900260

How new are you

What is it about international football that attracts fucking trumpet players?

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>>74900278

>>74900278
lel

Fucks sake, just our luck

>>74900278
fucking lol

>>74900353
In Portugal, international footy attracts plenty of women.
It's very annoying to hear all those feminine screams in home matches.

>How do you want your National team?

>>74900278
GREAT post.

>>74900604
JOST

They wouldn't be good without O'Neill

>Poland can't even score against a bunch of mountain niggers

Mass deportation of all Polish diaspora when?

>>74900674
Don't bully Poland.

Blind fired

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Lads, I'm literally dying from watching Romania - Denmark

Send help

>>74900750
Congratulations.

>>74900653

Yeah he's organised the team and morales high, hope he gets a good job after the WC

I take it back, you Poles are alright.

>>74900723
Says the German

>>74900260
The ONLY thing killing /sp/ is the recent invasion of /pol/ - it's fucking terrible

And please don't use this post to start another discussion

STOP SCORING GOALS, LWADOWSKTY!

>>74900750
WONGA IN

>>74900799
>tfw /pol/
>Just want to come here to discuss sport and banter
>Other /pol/acks come here and ruin it

I just want to escape it all for a few hours

Northern Ireland stronk

>>74900919
I blame the mods, not the 15 year old neo nazis

>lars exposed

sad day

>>74901117
its our players, probably the worst football nation in the world.

>>74901010
I've never been so happy in my life.

>>74901184
Even when you got into knockout stage at Euros?

>>74901184
How are taking there the fact that N. Ireland will be in a WC again?

>>74901213
Just happy to be there, to see we've kept up the form is great.

>>74901258
We'll get 2nd in this group and still have to play in the playoffs, there's some tough teams.

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Denmark will win r-right lads?

>>74901298
Nah, you will meme-win through the play-offs. I'm sure of that

That Lafferty boy is good

>>74901303
this is the worst bet I have ever seen in my life

>>74901326
He never even plays for Norwich. Always turns up for us.

>>74901441
Explain

>>74901441
Looks good to me

Didn't now our GD was +8, might make the top seed of the playoffs at this rate

>>74901303

Cash out

>>74901443
Why he isn't in a team where he plays more?

He has been pretty crucial for you the last years

>>74901477
I got absolutely fucked by cash out last weekend, I'd rather lose the fiver than suffer another late winner

>>74901501
It doesn't really seem to matter. He always takes his chances for us, we have some good strikers coming through in Ward and Washington as well.

>>74901459
your first mistake was doing an accumulator in the first place

Poland's odds aren't worth it, denmark is known for choking + romania has all the capabilities to at least pull off a draw at home and NI is just a huge gamble

no way all 4 will pull through

>Pooland

>>74901566
Agree apart from NI. Norway are shocking

>>74901513

Told you, could've doubled your money now you've lost £10

>>74901751
It'll be fine, I have faith

>>74901685
Still pretty risky with Lars now in control. High meme potential.

>>74901802
we need a couple of years

>>74901303

Placing accas on Skybet

>what is acca insurance?
>what is guarenteeing £5 on accas on 188bet.

>>74901821
Don't understand why Lars would leave Iceland for Norway. Must be earning loads of shekels there.

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>>74901821
Get meme'd friend.

> seven nation army
Why is this allowed?

>>74901833
Already had money in the skybet account left over from Cheltenham.

imagine all the potentially high quality football players NI could have had it it wasn't for the potato famine

>>74901889
>can't even beat us with the famine

>>74901889

Probably would be playing for RoI

So the World Cup is seriously going to be in Russia in 2018, then Qatar in 2022? Are there going to be any soccer players left after they lose their limbs to frostbite, then die of heat exhaustion four years later?

>poland

>>74901926
Russia is quite warm in summer my mentally disabled friend

>>74901926
Stop whining. If South Africa and Brazil can host the world cup, then so can Russia.

>>74901926
>frostbite in June
No.
The Qatar WC is still a mystery. If it's in summer, the stadiums should all be air conditioned and there is no guarantee yet. If it's not, all club competitions around the world are screwed up as far as the calendar is concerned. All in all it was a dick move by FIFA not to choose the USA instead desu.

>>74901926
>>74902084

Didn't they confirm already that Qatar 2022 will be played in December? I remember hearing that

Jeg tar å ser Lars Monsen på nett TV. gg kjempe kamp

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>>74902121
Yeah, they did.

>>74902121

Yeah

>>74902196

EASY
A
S
Y

>90th minute
>winning 3-1
>get red carded for a foul in opponents box

cheeky scotland win

>>74901842
i think iceland already had another guy ready to take over.

>>74893225
Please light a candle for Scotland.

>>74895212
Hello fellow Glaswegian.

>>74902084
>All in all it was a dick move by FIFA not to choose the USA instead desu.
USA don't deserve another yet, they've just held one

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>>74896494
FUNNY ISN'T IT??

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>>74899184

>>74900799
Dude this entire site is /pol/ to some degree.

So now that half of the games have been played....who's gonna make it to Russia?

>>74903325
France
Switzerland
Ireland
Poland
England
Spain
Belgium
Croatia

Bulgaria
Portugal
N. Ireland
Armenia

>>74903377
>no Italy

>>74903405
Lose to Bulgaria in play-offs

>>74903442
t. Krassimir Britov

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>>74903468

>>74903377
I reckon Portugal will top the group over Switzerland, just need to win in Portugal. But I'm guessing they'd be a pot 1 team for the playoffs, so they'd get through them.

>>74903377
France
Portugal
Germany
Serbia
Poland
England
Spain
Belgium
Croatia

Playoffs:

Italy
Switzerland
Sweden
Greece

>>74903483
I'm accusing you of being a Bulgarian immigrant in the UK

SO BREAK YOURSELF AGAINST MY STONES
AND SPIT YOUR PITY IN MY SOUL
YOU NEVER NEEDED ANY HELP
YOU SOLD ME OUT TO SAVE YOURSELF

AND I WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR SHAME
YOU RAN AWAY, YOU'RE ALL THE SAME
ANGELS LIE TO KEEP CONTROL
OOH, MY LOVE WAS PUNISHED LONG AGO
IF YOU STILL CARE DON'T EVER LET ME KNOW
IF YOU STILL CARE DON'T EVER LET ME KNOW

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>>74893225
mfw literally the opposite happened

>>74893981
>Russian
>Still butthurt over Poland

XD makes my day every time.