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Melbourne 16.11 107
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Sydney 12.8 80
Port Adelaide 15.4 94
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Essendon vs Hawthorn 7:25pm AEDT, MCG
Gold Coast vs Brisbane Lions 8:05pm AEDT, Metricon Stadium
First
Sydney will win.
Daily reminder if RC is wrong its probably because of the umps
ded Nick
>Crows grills win daf lag
>United just took the lead
Feels good to be a croweater lads
last time Melbourne beat St Kilda Twitter was still a month away from launch and Steve Irwin was still a few months from death
>Riewoldt ded
Time to tank and also Kilda myself
This day couldn't get any fucking worse
Poort will win and go on to win the flag.
Cap this.
Roo is done lads
t. Dee's fan on third level
REMINDER: I TIPPED THE DEMONS
>>74855049
>>74872237
No, as I said in the earlier thread, this game is rigged and Port was always going to win. Port have business ties to China, and at the game today is a Chinese government representative. Gil wants more money, so he has arranged Port to win so that the Chinese interest and market to the AFL will increase, thus increasing income.
Should Roo have retired lads?
>>74872271
Put your fucking trip back on you pathetic cunt
>Roo busted knee
>>74872271
>oh shit Port won one game against a sort of good team, better open up our cheque books
pete evans is a fuckhead
>>74872277
yes, obviously
>>74872271
>poort memes some chink building magnate
>sad cunt thinks he's unironically literally the missing link in the premiership
>IT'S ALL A CHINK CONSPIRACY
Kek kill yourself faggot, the yellow cunts couldn't give a toss about Australia let alone our national sport.
>>74872280
I argued against RC on this one, he tipped Sydney.
>>74869964
>>74870047
>>74870153
>>74870505
>>74872306
If you pretend to be two people you can never lose
>RC is 1/4 in his tipping this year
might need to keep note of his record this year
>>74872317
They rigged it against him
>>74872295
this. AFL is literally never going to be a thing outside Australia
>the chinese market
give me a fucking break lmao
Reality Check is "literally" smarter than most on here.
Are the swanettes, dare I say it, finished?
SWANS GET A BROWN DOG UP YA
Reminder that based RC gave Port a better chance than most
>>74872331
True he actually did
THE FUCKING DEES
>>74872325
They said that about nsw. Propping Sydney up gave them a whole new fanbase.
I'm glad Sydney and Hawthorn are dead
Are the swans, dare I say, finished?
Jesus christ just kill me. Well played Dees
>>74872350
Lel, they might miss the 8 one year but they won't be down any longer
>>74872356
t. assblasted sydney/hawthorn fan
>>74872362
I'm actually a bitter fan of a poorer club
>Team loses R1
>Season over
Enjoying this gimmick desu
THE MEME IS ALIVE AGAIN
>St Kilda
Just Kilda yourselves
Stay classy, Poort.
yeah fuckin ell brudda
>Reiwoldt is kill
F
Was that Port Adelaide's greatest ever win?
>>74872375
>Tigers win R1
>The hip is theirs
Same logic really
>>74872394
Signing with china was ports biggest win
>>74872394
>What is the 2004 Grand Final
>>74872398
Playing Carlton in R1 is basically cheating
>The absolute STATE of Reality Cunt in Round 1
>>74872403
A mistake
>Air raid siren
My guys desu
>>74872408
Port making it to the 2007 GF was a bigger mistake
>>74872394
>>74872403
The 2004 prelim against saints was unironically a more intense and better all round win than the 2004 gf.
>saints cucked again
Also winning the first showdown establisbing bragging rights wont be topped.
How much will Hawks have to be up by before the roaches come scuttling out from under the fridge?
>>74872414
The most hilarious grand final of all time was not a mistake
>>74872414
But as a result we had the greatest humiliation of a football team in history
>>74872417
right here lad, i just keep a lid on it
>>74872424
St Kilda's existence comes pretty close
>I'm Jarryd mate
Etihad Dees fan here
We fucking did it lads
Hope you've had your bum jabs cunts.
>>74872434
That's a different sort of embarrassment
who /dabloos/ here?
HEAVE HO UNNA
>commentators acting like the bombers are returning heroes
what a joke
iggles 2bh
>>74872461
Dey dindu nuttin. Dey wuz good boys jus tryan a do whateva it takes
>the cuckthorn cucks
kek
KEK
kek
Called it
>>74872118
>the city of hawthorn
>Hawkroaches already gone
>it's a baz and darce episode
>>74872479
Implying Essendon won't burn themselves out from one quarter
that's one black gigganigga
HAWKS ARE FINISHED
BLACKER THAN MIDNIGHT IN A COFFIN
Does the all queensland game have a name?
Aliir didn't play today. It's never as fun watching the game without my gf.
>Chance Bateman
>Bateman has a 1/10 Chance of checking dubs
Is he our guy lads
>>74872498
Q-Clash unless it got changed
>>74872498
was called q-clash last time I checked
Looks like Roughy spread it to the whole team
>>74872498
>banana bender bash
>pineapple grapple
>cripple fight
just won a comfy $330 on an easy multi on the dees
only placed $16.50
who else here >freeaflmoney ?
>>74872488
Literally already happened today
It's like come cunts here don't even watch footy
>>74872507
>>74872503
>>74872506
That's about as dumb as I expected
Hawks are shook. Shook!
>>74872511
>thinking gambling is free money
Enjoy selling your boipussy to afford a loaf of bread
Don't worry, I'm sure some of the small hawthorn forwards will flop about and get a few free goals to tie it all up.
>>74872512
>it already happened in an unrelated game so it can't happen again
Give up on this sport m8, A-League is more your thing
>>74872528
im going out for fancy lunch on monday and ill be buying some merch at the grand prix
im plenty well off, stay jealous
>>74872511
Post slip.
>>74872512
who /boysclub/ here?
>>74872533
I'm literally implying that it will happen again and that essenshit plebs being excited are casuals that didn't watch breh
>>74872532
Hawthorn don't have ties to China though
>>74872540
Because rich people never go broke from gambling
>>74872548
>implying port got any help from the umps
>>74872541
hogan to kick 3
garlett to gick 3
melbourne to win
win in 39 or under
>>74872549
I placed $16.50 what is your arguement?
>>74872548
What about those tassiebux though
>>74872555
I mean post a screen grab of the actual bet slip.
I'm at the ground, Jeager O'Mearas just did his knee
>>74872553
>>74872564
Sam Mitchell also a late out.
>>74872564
No he didn't.
So many Essendon fans in one place, where's Isis when you need them
What's lifeline's number againf
>>74872575
Rude
>>74872576
1300 36 70 70
>le cancer man
>>74872560
best I can offer
>>74872576
>>74872582
thanks
>should have cashed out
>>74872575
Probably round the corner. Don't worry if the muzzies don't get them Apex will after the game.
>>74872576
1800 184 527
>>74872582
Brad Scott pls go
>>74872582
roof roof
>>74872592
nice
>>74872589
$250 on 7 games of football 5 months out? You're nuts.
lads, how great is it having footy back?
>>74872619
Pretty good until norf starts to disappoint me again
>>74872619
Yeah, nothing like pissing my money away on multibets, fucking up tips, and my SC players injuring themselves in round 1. My team will probably lose tomorrow to finish things off.
>>74872576
1300 6555 06
>>74872609
HOW COULD SYDNEY LOSE REEE
>>74872619
I don't even care about the AFL anymore desu
really only watch it for the /iggs/
>>74872636
what are /iggs/ ?
>>74872636
Typical casual iggs fan
>>74872634
You based your bet on a meme so a meme result is what you get
Gonna suck when Geelong get spanked tomorrow. Oh well..
>>74872642
offensive
Member since 2002 and haven't missed a home game since 2003
>>74872638
Iggy Azalea
What script do you think China wrote for this game?
>>74872619
It's a good feel. Until Freo disappoint me like they do every year.
hawthorn umpball has already begun
>>74872638
West Coast Eagles (iggls, iggz)
>>74872655
Freo will smash Geelong tomorrow. Have you seen Geelong's side? Bunch of fucking VFL players and no midfield.
>>74872655
Freo will beat the Cats tomorrow
>>74872655
>not being numb to freos shortcomings
fake fan desu
Do you think ASADA tested Essendon tonight?
>>74872655
>support a faggy meme team when there is already a perfectly good WA side
>surprised when they never get good
>>74872661
>>74872665
Don't do this to me
>>74872666
Disappointment is the default mate, 12+ year member here.
>based tier
iggs
swans
collingwood
>ok tier
adelaide
giants
>shit tier
melbourne
hawks
essendon
carton
geelong
>meh / irrelevant tier
lions
st kilda
bulldogs
>end yourself tier
norf
fremantle
gcs
tigers
poort
Does anyone else feel like every Essendon win will seem tainted now?
>>74872648
>Hawthorn getting shown up by some junkies
>Better start shitposting about Geelong
Never change.
>>74872677
>literally the worst three clubs at the top
This is how you know nobody likes your fanbase
>>74872678
Until every suspended player retires
>>74872690
>>74872678
i know u r joking but it hurts knowing there is autistic people out there who believe this
>>74872666
>>74872673
When I was younger like 9-10 I was actually an Eagles fan and my dad and his mate next door always used to watch derbies and he was a Freo man so I said "If Freo win the derby I'll switch" having a laugh about and they won Rd. 16 1999 so I switched to being a Freo man.
It's an abstract kind of feel
>>74872685
>richest
>most successful
>most supported
they are LITERALLY the best three clubs. stay mad supporter of irrelevant team
>>74872685
>This is how you know nobody likes your fanbase
>liking another franchise's fanbase
>>74872703
Trip on
>>74872704
kek, what a mistake this was.
2006 must have been extra hard.
>>74872705
Where's hawthorn than retard?
>>74872705
>swans
>most successful
Even counting South Melbourne this is wrong
>>74872718
says the one making retard opinions
is it confirmed that RC has the BIGGEST cock in /afl/?
>>74872711
>not liking some teams because their fans aren't complete shitcunts
>>74872705
>Most successful
>Essendon and Carlton are in shit-tier
Okay buddy, and don't give me some revisionist comment either.
>>74872728
>liking other franchises at all
>>74872722
supporters are fake
their money is fake (pokies)
swans are more successful
>>74872720
Not really, I was obsessed during '04-'07 to the point I could predict in's and out's and knew Freo were butt fucked, it's just standard. I hate the Eagles but their GF's with Sydney are fantastic games I can't lie.
>>74872705
>Carlton, Richmond, Essendon down the bottom by this criteria
kek, your jealousy and FURY shines through as usual WAutist
>>74872733
Most people here weren't even born when carlton were last relevant
>>74872737
franchises with pokies shouldn't count as wealthy and must have their wealth stripped immediately and distributed to local footy clubs.
pokies are a fucking scourge.
>>74872737
Sydney have literally two premierships
No, muh bloods era does not count. You can't sell out and claim that history still applies.
who /top1/ here
>>74872755
they've literally been in every finals series since the only relevant era begun. hawks are losing to essendope KEK
who /topoftheladder/ here
>>74872765
Making the finals means nothing if you don't actually win the hip
>>74872760
>>74872771
it's all downhill from here kek
anyone have those fat guy pics with every teams colours?
>AFL media still trying to pretend rocket eade is a good coach
Kek
Brisbased is ELITE
>>74872776
winning the premiership as a victorian team means nothing unless it's against another victorian team. hawks 'success' is fake
Suns getting their shit pushed in
gaj cunts on pooicide watch
>>74872780
i have this, let me see if i have any
SUNS ON SUDOKU WATCH
What a failure the Suns has been, QLD was never capable of supporting more than 1 team
>>74872780
I gotchu
Good time to be a basedbane fan
gf confirmed
Lions away strip is ELITE
>>74872780
i didnt find it, but i do have this
>tipped hawks
>tipped GC
shit
>GAJ zero touches
Is it over?
as it turns out i have one of them
Zaharakis is trash
Dayne Zorko is pretty good tb h
>>74872802
Or even one team really. Once the advantage Brisbane got from the merger disappeared they just collapsed
>>74872780
This is the only one I need so it's the only one I had
>>74872812
>tipped saints
>tipped swans
JUST
>basedbane does well as soon as the BSA supports >us
coincidence? I think not
and for some reason i also have this
>>74872814
He wanted a trade back to the Cats so his heart and mind aren't in it anymore.
>brisbane going to knock >us off the top of the ladder
there was also a set of these
>>74872814
Yep,
MaCaffer ruined his career when he destroyed his shoulder
>>74872836
>south and sydney
Literally why
and im also sure there was a set of these
Are the lions, dare I say it, elite?
and there was a set of these, i dont remember where everything went
i just saved what i liked
>in b4 RC says the Hawks are getting umpballed to victory
>bombers in charge of holding a lead
>Revolver Nightclub
Clear shot at Matthew Lloyd kek
>Jobe is a vegan
Dropped desu
anyone got some straffo tweets about this game?
>>74872885
Literally worse than the drugs scandal
>>74872760
Brisbane reporting in. All you lower percentage plebs need not apply.
>>74872885
Too bad drugs aren't made from animals
>poo'peera
What the fuck was that O'Meara.
>>74872892
You don't need the lifeline number too do you?
Goddard's hair is completely JUST
Gold coast need to unironically fold 2bh
>>74872906
if you wanna see bad haircuts you should see st kildas forward line
either your name is jack or you have a man bun
Suns on comeback watch
>>74872907
Na Basedbane is just elite
>>74872907
And what? Relocate it to Tasmania? Too far away from Hillsong.
>>74872913
Suns @2.90 from here is unironically a great bet.
>>74872907
I don't think all their fans would appreciate that
>>74872956
all 2 of them
I wholeheartedly approve of the army of Chelsea clones the AFL have recruited to be goal umpires.
I hope GC folds, so that poofter Ablett's career will be reduced to having captained a franchise which only lasted for half a decade because he was inept as a captain.
post yfw lions are top of the ladder round one on percentage
>>74873026
>mfw
>>74873026
>Rodney Eade
>359 games coached
>Zero premierships
>7 finals wins
>>74873017
also winning those flags and generally being GOAt for a few years
>>74873013
>Chelsea clones
they're called "women"
Langford is a fucking queer
Reminder to always drink Coca-cola, /afl/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlM_g2hAJqk
>>74872921
fold shit kilda at the same time so we have a better number of teams for pre season competition
>>74873049
>also winning those flags and generally being GOAt for a few years
No one will remember that. They'll just remember him being that guy who flushed his career down the toilet to play for the modern-day University. How many University players do people remember?
DROP ZAHARAKIS TO THE VFL
>grab ball
>opposition player rams head into your` shoulder
>this is a free kick against you
>>74873061
Anyone who saw him play will remember how good he was you sperg. Him leaving for Gold Coast will likely be just a bit of trivia if they fold
>>74873061
>How many University players do people remember?
just the ones written on the war memorial.
racism
>>74872929
sexism
>>74873045
Hiring him was the final nail in the coffin for the GC experiment, they should have just done what everyone else does and hire some Hawthorn assistant coach. Mind you it was doomed from the start because it was stupid for the AFL to make two new teams in consecutive years.
Look at that fella. Dark as the fucking night.
It's not too late for you all to hop on the Brisbased bandwagon.
>>74873104
It's about 14 years too late mate
Fucking Hawks getting help from the umps again
>>74868509
Daily reminder of RC's tips:
St. Kilda: WRONG
Sydney: WRONG
Gold Coast: CERTAINLY WRONG
Essendon: LIKELY WRONG
Reality Cunt is on the way to being 0/4 today
Reality Cunt on aborted tips watch
WE'RE OFF TO BROKEN HE-EEL
>>74873116
trip on my attention craving friend
More players playing for the free now, always throwing their hands up now. Disgusting.
>>74873123
I blame negro basketball culture and pussy soccer culture
>>74873116
see
>>74869466
he tipped brisbane
>Essendon goalkicking
kek
e
k
KEK
E
K
K E K
E
K
>>74873132
He only did that because he saw me supporting them.
>>74873132
>win by a goal
he's still wrong
>>74873132
>changing tips
>"data"
Reality Cunt, you tipped Gold Poost, deal with it
>>74873132
>by a goal
shits a bit gay desu la
>tfw bombers aren't playing the eagles at domain stadium this year
would have loved to hear the boos for Watson
>>74873152
Just transport the boos from another game onto the victoria game
>>74872820
>>74873068
think he heard you
>>74873152
>iggs booing dons over drugs
Pot meet kettle
just made some eggs and broccoli
bon apple tea
Essendon supporter here waiting for RC to explain that umpball
>>74873186
That meme is as dead as this thread
>>74873197
RC has stopped samefagging so hard now so it dies
>>74873191
a narrative perhaps?
>>74873197
>not "as dead as the gold coast franchise"
poor form
Anyone here wanna go to China to watch Port?
>>74873208
How am I supposed to shitpost in China?
anyone actually watching the lions match? do they genuinely look good or the suns just playing dogshit
>>74873207
Sorry, my form was at a suns level of bad
China just called in
>>74873191
Well it is 17-11
I am unironically happy for essendon tbqhwy lads.
Hope Jobe dies
>tfw only had this cider in the fridge
not too bad, but the games aren't that exciting tonight
what's /afl/ drinking tonight?
>>74873230
>free kick count somehow proves bias
I wish this meme would die
>>74873231
Yeah, say what you want about the drugs but it's nice to see them back in the herd
happy for essendon but hope jobe dies
>>74873241
happy birthday lad
>>74873241
Orange juice and vodka. I have nothing else in the house and can't be bothered going to the piss shop
>Anon have any ideas for the Round 2 scripts?
>>74873241
>drinking cider
>>74873268
well RC
Imma go with Brisbased wins
>>74873268
Gold Coast recover to beat GWS, gaj with six goals and 40 disposals
le cancer man kicks 10 against delaide
>>74873241
10 year Glenfiddich and San Pellegrino
can I get a quick rundown on afl clubs and their modern cultures/ fanbase?
specifically essendon, think I'll switch my allegiance to them but I'm put off by the dual autism of straffo and RC. hope that isn't how their fanbase is universally received these days
Living on the Gold Coast is suffering. Why can't we have one good team? They're either dogshit faggots or go bankrupt after one season
>>74873268
使白人虚弱,买更多的财产,毒药啤酒和热狗
>>74873283
No, google it. We don't need a token american let alone a token australian
>>74873284
Why don't you just move to a real city?
>>74873241
Going to try and get through the last L of my red wine goon
>>74873284
It's time to become brisbased
>>74873300
tfw no goonsack
>actually trading out your two best players
>hawkroaches
kek
KEK
K E K
>>74873283
>feral clubs
Collingwood
West Coast
Adelaide
>annoying clubs
Hawthorn
Geelong
>pathetic
Essendon
Melbourne
Richmond
North Melbourne
Fremantle
St Kilda
Carlton
Port Adelaide
>forced
Brisbane
Gold Coast
Sydney
GWS
>bubble memeshit
Western Bulldogs
Best to go with an annoying team
>4 upsets out of 4 games
>rc STILL manages to get 2/4, while most tippers would get 0
RC on elite tipster watch
>>74873321
>it's an "I started watching AFL in 2007" ranking
>>74873254
thanks lad
>>74873261
you could do worse than that, I had this single drink left over
>>74873280
solid choice, I haven't been on the whiskey for a while though
>>74873300
soldier on anon
>>74873321
Swap Adelaide with Poort
Pooger Poo'Peera
>>74873295
I actually (think) I know my footy pretty well, I've got a good understanding of most clubs, it's just my family are mostly essendon supporters so I wonder if I have a blind spot for them (some of them are RC-tier autistic too)
follow the lions (don't laugh) but moved to sydney recently and haven't lived in brisbane since I was a wee lad and can't see myself moving back anytime soon. and since they won't play brisbane matches fta here figure I should get a new team, and don't like sydney because they've always felt a little artificial to me. always liked essendon because of the family connection but I worry some of their supporters might be considered in the same vein as collingwood
>>74873330
Ok I'll revise the list and tailor it to how they profiled in the 80s for 2017.
Sorry lads, I know you are missing my valuable contributions, but I'm on literal pooicide watchm atm
>>74873348
changing clubs as an adult for any reason seems weird.
Might as well go with GWS. It's a new fanbase and you've got the sheedy connection. Essendon's reputation has been harmed a bit thanks to the drugs scandal and even before that they weren't far behind Collingwood.
>>74873348
No one cares about footy in Sydney though, why worry about the impression you'll make in a league city? Stop being so paranoid
kek Hurley didn't touch that footy
JUST
>>74873373
there is something fundamentally wrong with this man
>>74873379
brushed his leg
>>74873385
"""something"""
long year for >us lads
What did Hawthorn get for Mitchell and Lewis again?
>>74873399
Hopefully you give >us a good draft pick, seeing as we are going to miss finals.
>>74873410
don't remind me of draft picks please
>>74873410
You're probably going to miss 17th too buddy
press S to piss on the Hawks grave
This is the official "Calling a Gold Coast Comeback" post
>>74873421
>tfw too smart to support a Melbourne based team
>>74873364
yeah well I've only been following it casually in the last few years, partly because I was following the lions outside brisbane which didn't make a lot of sense, and they aren't a very inspiring team these day. want to follow it more closely and I figure I should get a real team to do that, I'll still follow the lions as well but given I have such a loose connection to qld these days it feels silly
don't like the meme franchise teams like GWS though, and its a little autistic but I can't stand their branding and jumpers. might give them a go this year
yeah and I worry the drugs scandel has meant only the hardcore fans and members remain, and those would be the collingwood-tier ones
>>74873364
good point
I'm not paranoid of my image though, it's more that I despise the club culture around teams like collingwood and I wouldn't want to ignorantly be a part of a team perceived in that way
So what? Hawthorn lost round 1 last year and still made top 4. Doesn't mean anything.
>>74873439
Against another top 4 side. Do you consider Essendon top 4 material?
>glorifying drug cheats
shut the fuck up
>>74873455
someone's a little bit upset
>>74873455
this tbqhwy
>>74873455
>this triggers the white male
KEK
>>74873455
Who? Hawthorn and Essendon are both drug cheats.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hawkroaches are literally seething
>>74873455
mysides
how long until jobe offs himself?
>>74873466
cancer drugs aren't cheating. That's a pretty low joke m8
Who /straffo/?
HAWTHORN
BLOWN
THE FUCK
OUT.
>>74873485
He won't, gay marriage is an inevitability so he'll have a better livelihood
>>74873460
>>74873465
>>74873466
>>74873479
James Hird yourselves.
Drug cheats don't deserve to be painted as comeback heroes.
>>74873498
he's now a vegan, confirmed for following fads like a repressed gay
>>74873498
>gay marriage is an inevitability
No it isn't.
poofs don't have a right to exist, let along marry each other.
>>74873511
this tbqhwy
>>74873516
I don't agree with it but it's an unfortunate reality
>>74873511
it's a better comeback than Hawthorn offered tonight :v)
>>74873487
Wasn't joking about cancer. Besides, Roughhead is a poor man's Ramanauskas.
>>74873511
0 - 1
>>74873511
u mad faggot?
>>74873515
he's dating some far left kike from jew york unfortunately
Do you smell that? It's the smell of cuckthorn entering decades of irrelevance.
>>74873487
They definitely enhanced his performance though
>people doubting based RC
When will they learn.
#sobrave #comeback
>>74873525
>>74873533
>YUWA LE HORKROADJE XDXD
Nope. Was quite sympathetic towards Essendon before they cheated, in fact.
The absolute STATE of Hawkroaches ITT
>>74873538
Nah >we'll be back, just a mini rebuild. Played woeful tonight.
that or decades of irrelevance then proceed to win 3 in a row again.
take your pick
>>74873538
I hate cuckthorn as much as the next cunt but decades of irrelevance is pretty much impossible for them
ever since they got their shit together in the 60s, they've been THE victorian club. They'll be back up again sooner rather than later.
>having pointless arguments instead of watching gold cunts make the comeback of the season
>>74873538
How can they have decades of irrelevance?
They're the most successful club for the past 60 years.
if the lions fuck their lead I'm off them for good
>>74873565
ask Carlton and Richmond
great fucking day lads
special thanks to RC for tipping the saints last night, I think that was the difference
anyone got a stream for GAJ Coast v Bris?
>>74873535
I did say repressed gay didn't I?
>>74873573
But Carlton and Richmond are completely irrelevant.
Hawthorn is the premier club of the AFL.
And I'm a North fan. The way they run that club is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am2EmmOuEXU
wew, /essfag/ here. Suck a dick hawkshits.
>>74873582
>But Carlton and Richmond are completely irrelevant.
Now they are, which is literally my point
>>74873590
But, Hawthorn can't?
They've been up since they first one a grand final and have never come down.
dazed and confused essendon raped the 'mighty hawks'. Really makes ya think.
>>74873455
200% salt.
All the preferred tips this weekend have been defeated by the underdog teams.
>swans lost
>st. kilda lost
>HAWKS LOST
feels good man
/comfy/ weekend for footy.
Here's hoping North assrapes West Cunts.
>>74873555
delet
>>74873597
Muscles put on when roiding don't really fall off if you keep on training. Essendon are still carrying their drug cheating advantage.
>>74873619
>all
>three
>5'11" vs 6'1"
>>74873626
>Essendon are still carrying their drug cheating advantage.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>you will witness Dyson Heppell win a Brownlow in your lifetime
>>74872900
>>74872892
Do you need that number now?
>>74873639
Shitposting aside, it's actually true.
>pissbane
>>74873640
gonna reclaim that cunt award.
lmao this fucking collapse
BRISBANE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE
LMAO
M
A
O
Gold Coast have double the Inside 50s
How were Brisbane even leading?
Fucking Brisbane
HOLY SHIT GCS OUT OF NOWHERE.
Brisbane is fucking junk. 41 points up to this...
almost as shit as hawkshit
are Brisbane the new norf?
>>74873670
They were really good for half a quarter
>DANIEL BITCH
>>74873666
(You)
>>74873696
>are Brisbane the new norf?
i fuckin' hope so.
its hard times bein a norfcunt with 4th quarter choke artistry
>>74873731
not always the fourth quarter though
>>74873742
>not always the fourth quarter though
don't remind me
draw incoming
Best part was Danniher out on the full not seen by ump followed by free against the most overrated defender of all time resulting in Danniher goal.
Also my gf is now acting weird because of the amount of cancer cunt, black cunt and short wogncunt sledges she heard from me
>>74873742
my favourite
CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
THESE WOUNDS CANNOT BE HEALED
I'd be happy for brisbane to take the norf mantle
last year was just universally shit play, at lease the roos can have decent play for a half or more
>>74873689
They were 47 points up at the 24 minute mark of the 2nd quarter. Toppest of keks.
>>74873626
>Essendon are still carrying their drug cheating advantage.
You're a fucking retard, they were'nt taking any drugs that would have long term effects, they were injected with a random concoction which was guessed at making them better
I'm pretty happy for the Suns. Brisbane are full retard though
>tigers are still on top
what era is this even
>>74873753
How much time left?
>>74873142
>>74873146
*sips tea*
BASED LOINS
>both queensland teams choking in the same game
kek
GAJ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>74873778
It just finished 98-96 to Brisbane
well the suns are going to be shit this year
kek, are the suns them dumbest football team alive?
so many times they had two players go up for a ball and it spilt to ground to a brisbane player. barlow should be shot.
>>74873750
>being a racist maggot
typical essendope fan. KYS maggot
>>74873790
They just won spoonb owl favoritism from Brisbane though, that's an achievement
>knows Carlton are no chance and informs people where to get Richmond at evens
>gives Port a chance when nobody else does
>nails the Brisbane win + margin
>learns from his previous mistake and tips the rigged Essendon victory
Reality GOD
>14.12
This one was on the Gold Cunts.
>SUNS
>>74873753
delet this
>>74873817
>+ margin
a goal is six points though
>>74873817
>muh corrected brisbun tip
RC, turn your trip on and admit that you're wrong.
>>74873796
nearly every time it was with lynch as well
like fucking hell, you have one of the best key forwards in the league - don't fly for the same footy as him and don't lead into his space, it's not rocket science
>>74873816
>unironicly thinking carltank won't win the spoon
WEW
>sun goes down
>suns stop being shit
What did they mean by this?
You had one job Gold Cunts. Ya blew it.
>>74873816
carlton has been KANGZ of the wooden spoon for as long as ive been alive.
it's not gonna stop anytime soon.
GOLD CHOKE CUNTS
>>74873847
So you're about 15?
so will carlton or the suns win the spoon?
hope it's carlton but tip the suns
although they might win the odd game through venue changes affecting the opposite team
>>74873847
You could basically rename the Wooden Spoon to the St Kilda Spoon
They've been in the competition 119 years and won 27 wooden spoons. That means there is almost a 25% chance of st kilda winning it in any given season
Gold Coast is a place with no good sports teams and a major tram system that stops working every time it rains.
>where the bloody hell are ya?
>>74873828
>>74873832
He said Brisbane by a goal and Suns needed a goal to win and made this prediction before the game.
>>74873872
I should probably add that their 1 (one) premiership also means their flag percentage is well below 1%
>>74873879
They needed three behinds retard.
>>74873865
lol wut. Carlton was shitting wooden spoons way before that.
>>74873872
this is true though.
>>74873902
Carlton literally won their first spoon in 2002
https://theconversation.com/did-indigenous-warriors-influence-the-development-of-australian-rules-football-73512
WE
Based Swan Districts are 2 from 2
who /blackducks/?
>>74873902
>Premiership in 1995
>Lost to North in 1999
Yeh I hate Carlton but they've quite literally only been hopeless in the last 15 years
>>74873913
WUZ
NUFFIN
>>74873915
>tfw my club gave in to the afl cock
>>74873908
>>74873919
hm thought it was a bit more than that. i stand corrected.
there is celebratory lesbian aflw sex happening RIGHT NOW in the gold coast
>>74873919
>Carlton were literally fined for breaching the salary cap in 1995
>1999 was the ultimate fluke.
>>74873927
extremely spicy meme lad
>>74873950
Probably initiated by the fat one
Reminder that if you don't support a Big 4 club or West Coast, then you support a minnow, regardless of the recency of any success
post memes
>>74873993
think their coach calls the shots
>>74873958
You can argue the legitimacy all you want, they weren't wooden spoon years
>>74874010
>>74874026
GST slashed even further
secession when
>>74874010
>>74874028
>tfw I used to spam Lang Hancock's Wake Up Australia
Not even from WA, just made fiery discussion
>>74874010
from a simpler time
>>74874044
Completely forgot about the concept of Port Adelaide being a serious force bandied about when Hinkley took over
>>74874010
also some vintage RC
>>74874067
I miss GAJ posting
>>74874098
>>74874044
>when nobody cared about Carlton and Fremantle
I miss those times.
Now we have that Failmantle faggot that does the autism team and /dabloos/
>>74874098
My favourite
>>74874098
You might get 2 games a year where someone scores 10+, maybe. Out of all the games he chose to make a highly predictable event he was wrong
REKT
reality check won me alot of money tonight
dont know why you guys dont listen to his tips
>>74874510
more like reality cheque amirite
A bit tired lads
reality cunt on reverse nostradamus watch
>>74873814
>essendope
>kys maggot
Scum detected
time for bed and crows early in the morning with F1 on the side, followed by cycling in the afternoon and football in the evening
what a great sunday it is going to be
Fremantle will win today.
I'm still fucking ropeable
RC you fat faggot, if you ever tip St Kilda again, I will find the shit-stained, fetid basement you reside in and immolate you
thumping headache lads
just cancelled my 2017 saints membership too
>>74873814
>>74882045
daily reminder I pioneered the phrase essendope
>>74884252
Did you give the membership admin girl a long winded vitriol on the state of the club?
>>74884252
Me too and my team hasn't even had a chance to disappoint me yet
fucked an escort no condom this morning. it's ok though as she wasn't a nig so dont have to worry about aids or anyything like that
>>74885008
>dont have to worry about aids
Uhh
>>74884700
Yes, I carefully explained that I can't support a team that is so beta compared to the mighty Essendon Bombers
>>74885008
Name?
Brisbased
who /top1/ here
>tfw there is a legitimate chance all my tips will be wrong today
>>74885361
nothing unpredictable will happen in the north west match
>still 7 hours before Danger v Fyfe
Fold Western Australia
>gaj
>>74885510
It's too hot to play football in Broome
>>74885008
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheAliceGrey/status/845206910366199809
>>74885512
Gotta fit the big WAFL game in somehow
fresh and crispy Sunday thread for ya lads
>>74885579
>>74885579
>>74885579
>>74885582
>people actually follow escorts on twitter
Last for /rug/
>>74885338
>Poormond will fall for the finals meme again, only to be de_stroyed but that time.
Sad club. sad!