Friday Night, Collingwood vs Western Bulldogs.
Right now you can get 220% interest backing Collingwood to win this one on Crownbet. Hopefully they'll be able to win comfortably and give you some nice bonus bet money along the way.
>b-b-but RC duh BULLDOGS ARE TOO GOOD THEY WON THE PREMIERSHIIP YA GOODN TIBBA GANOO xD
Negative. They might put up a good fight but Collingwood will be too strong. Make sure to look for bootyblasted bulldog players getting pinged for incorrect disposal.
>hurr RC are u for fuggin real gunt?
Yes.
Final score:
Collingwood 18.11. 119
def
Western Bulldogs 16.12. 108
RC on BTFO watch.
>other thread not even close to bump limit
kill yourself RC
who /undefeatedandtopoftheladder/ here?
>>74850512
It's a different game you fuckwit. Posting about a Collingwood and Bulldogs game when there are "literally" two other teams in the OP does not make any sense.
>hurr just make a general
No fuck that. Generals are destroying /afl/, now we only do game threads.
>reality check >weing this poomunity
fucking hell looks like I'll be avoiding /sp/ all weekend with this autismo pretending to call the shots
won't come back even to see his tears when the doggies inevitably rape collingwood and he goes on about mclachlan somehow manipulating the outcome
Am I an /afl/ institution?
>>74850479
>YA GOODN TIBBA GANOO
you can tell this one has really gotten to him
Christ RC you are a fucking faggot
reality cunt on reverse nostradamus watch.
>>74850526
>posting that shit skin Waleed
Get out
>>74850739
Based off his tip last night, he made no money.
>>74850766
keep it simple, he's only twelve or something, he won't get that reference
>mayne late in
kek well worth the $500k now
>>74850770
Will Australia ever be rid of bogans or nah?
>>74850766
Quasimodo predicted all of this you know
>>74850770
Based
>>74850776
>Magpies go nuts in free agency / trades
>Two significant gets were named as emergencies and one is out injured (implying Wells is ever NOT injured)
It's good that Mayne is in, but fuck me why bother recruiting seasoned players if you're not going to play any come Round 1
>>74850777
australia will be completely rid of white people if waleed has his way
Christ have they let the interns take charge on afl.com lately
>all these plebian """experts""" saying Mitchell and Lewis are the recruits of the year
If you don't think it's Steele for a future late second rounder then you shouldn't be paid to give your opinion
>>74850789
Overrated """"journalist"""" who comes across as an uppity, pretentious prick but has the race/religion card so he can't be called out for it
>>74850789
ah wow, can't tell if this is ironyposting or not. Holy shit if you're actually this frightened and hateful.
>>74850797
I agree, but Mitchell is a very good fit.
>>74850739
My thoughts exactly, which is why I will continue posting canoes.
>>74850797
Lewis will be lauded as recruit of the year if Melbourne make finals, which is unlikely given the thumping St Kilda will probably give them.
>>74850798
He tries to build his profile as >le smart, secular educated Muslim academic, but he goes into his shell when he gets exposed like with Christopher Hitchens on QandA
im going to allow this abomimation of a thread for the moment i guess, its nice to see someone putting effort into keeping /afl/ alive even if it's a dogshit meme effort
however i will use this opportunity to keep the "poomunity" in check. your threads are hereby on notice and every OP will be rated and reviewed.
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>Score
1.5/10
>Comments
Intriguing OP picture if not completely basic. Would like to see it in an aesthetic transparent version. Only reason the thread scored any points at all. Attempt to force a gimmick on the OP post is shameful and horrific. Lack of information is but one of many horrendous detractors on this shitpile of an OP.
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TURBO AUTIST OP is apart of the "OG /afl/ Elite" as well as back-to-back member if the All Australian Autist Team and a well respected pioneer of both au/sp/ and /afl/.
>tfw turbo autist OP has been replaced by an even bigger sperg.
Sad.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Fuck generals. I like this bold new direction for the AFL contingent on /sp/
>>74850817
THANK YOU BASED TURBO
>>74850821
elite file name
>>74850815
Not to mention his entire show is arguably the worst panel / news show on Australian television.
Peter Helliar has never been funny.
>>74850815
>>74850832
I mean at least you guys are critiquing him on whether he's a good journalist/TV host. There are so many rednecks who literally dislike him cos he's a muslim. I also think there are heaps of people who dislike him for that same reason and are racist, but they pretend it's for critical reasons, when in reality they're probably uneducated and after they're done complaining about him they turn on married at first sight or my kitchen rules.
>mad at waleed
lmao poofs
>>74850817
kys WABA
VIPBox says this match starts in about 25 minutes, is that right?
I figure it'll be nearly 5am anyway, but my insomnia isn't going away, and that's the only time I get to watch Aussie Rules.
>>74850855
My Kitchen Rules is basically professional wrestling if it were a cooking competition, m80
>>74850864
yeah starts at 7:50
>>74850817
>Lack of information is but one of many horrendous detractors on this shitpile of an OP.
I "literally" told you who was going to win.
Oh you want the venue? The timeslot? The players? Do you really think that shit is necessary on a fucking 4chan thread?
>>74850872
So, fake and over the top?
I'll admit from what I've seen it's one of the less cancerous reality shows plaguing our TVs atm.
imagine getting btfo by turbo autist OP lmao
Charlie Pickering is FAR worse than Waleed Aly
Australia on 4th reich watch
>>74850479
>220% interest
Just use odds like a normal person you fucking autist
So I've just been searching the AFL teams that I know of (The two in this match and my buddy's club, St Kilda) and it appears they're all in Melbourne.
I know close to nothing about Oz, is Melbourne your NYC or something? How many goddamn teams play there?
>>74850892
straffGOD will save this country by predicting these events before they unfold
>>74850884
>less cancerous
dead wrong, its absolute garbage
would honestly take another season of big brother over the absolute monday night raw-tier fake feuds, shite acting and Pete Evans' obnoxious cuntery of MKR
All viewers of the block should be executed also
DO NOT REPLY TO THE PROXY
>>74850902
AFL originated in Victoria and is an extension of the Victorian Football Leage, so of the 18 teams 10 of them are in Victoria, 9 of those being in Melbourne
>>74850893
>I can't use math x(
PLEASE
WATCH
>OUR
SPORT
Stream for foreign plebs
http://livetv-free.com/btsport1.php
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
Good to be back with you all again this year, I have dearly missed you. As I mentioned at the end of last season I thought I would stop running the Team. That decision didn't sit well with me so I have decided to change the format. I will instead encourage you all to vote as you have in previous years and I will collect them round by round, I will post in the event of a tied otherwise I will keep the Round's winner private. I will then post a mid-season team of our finest Autist's to date and then the final 2017 Team at the end of the regular season with any updates during Finals added come Grand Final day.
For a refresher, here are your 2015-2016 Teams;
The 2016 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
>Bikecunt
>The Wolf of SportsBet
>"/mu/ Defender and Failed Janitor" Duo
>"Autistic Straffo Stalker" Guy
>Mr and Mrs. Selwood aka Joel Selwood's Biggest Fan(s)
>The Autist, The Banker and The Suicide King - WAautist.
>The Lawyers of /afl/
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
I will now begin monitoring the threads making note of all nominations. Good luck to you and your Team this year.
>>74850912
I'm assuming you mean me. Nope, not a proxy. Ohio, USA. Just, you know, can't sleep. My best friend is from Syndey, and he keeps trying to get me to try out for the local Aussie Rules club, but I don't know enough about the sport, so I figured I should watch it as much as possible. Live and talking to actual Australians is even better.
>>74850916
>I can't use normal terms because of my need to be oh contrary
>>74850479
>Right now you can get 220% interest backing Collingwood to win this one on Crownbet
Daily reminder that betting is degenerate and immoral
>>74850932
>tfw I have 4 entries from the 2015 team and 6 from 2016
who can stop me?
>>74850937
>degenerate and immoral
Nah, just a waste of money. Throwing it at something you have no control over is kind of stupid.
>>74850932
kys my man
>>74850817
if you weren't part of the original /afl/ threads you are still an absolute freshie
and your OPs are pretty shit
>>74850933
>Sydney
Surprised he isn't shilling for you to play rugby
>>74850943
Autism hall of fame when
>>74850911
Surely you can list-off quite a few current reality shows worse though...
>The Block
>Married at First Sight
>7 year switch
>I'm a Celebrity Get me out of here
>The Bachelor
>The Voice
>The X-Factor
These are off the top of my head, and were I forced to choose, I'd probably take MKR...
>>74850936
It has nothing to do with being contrary, it's to make the bet sound more exciting.
If I were to say, right now on crownbet the odds are at 3.20-1, it would sound needlessly convoluted and lose its zest.
>>74850932
Surprised the >le Nommed XDXD guy never got voted in
>>74850951
>taking MKR over The Block
absolute pleb
>>74850932
there is a direct correlation between you trying to force this retarded shit and the decline of /afl/
kys
>>74850948
I know less about rugby than I do about AFL, and he knows that. Apparently there are multiple forms of rugby? (League, Union, Sevens?) Just weird.
AFL is close enough to soccer, american football, and the very basic parts of rugby that I do understand, that I can still follow it.
>>74850951
Masterchef is about the only cooking comp show worth watching
>>74850957
I enjoy cooking. There's probably more relevance to me there. Though the fake drama over cooking is more cringeworthy than say a roof falling down, I'll admit.
>>74850963
Is it? I don't watch any of these shows so IDK how it compares to MKR.
>SBS & ABC masterrace here
>>74850961
Well in relation to your previous question, Rugby League over here more than half the teams are based in NSW in and around Sydney
>>74850944
The betting industry is degenerate and immoral
>>74850955
based RC using his elite advertising skills to enliven these threads
>>74850957
MKR is much better than the Block.
The Block is "literally" 'how a bogan would build an apartment if given money and resources'
>>74850971
>SBS & ABC masterrace
Embarrassing m8
>>74850980
Don't ever think you can reply to me again you worthless piece of shit.
reminder that if you watch anything other than footy and food network on free to air tv, you are a massive faggot
and if any of you even suggest that you pay the treasonous jew for television, i will ligitimately dox and execute you
>>74850986
you're just part of the leejun mindhive. Any time I reply to anonymous I'm "literally" replying to you. Deep down you know this to be true.
Round 1 Reminder
Chris Mayne won't get more than 7 disposals, screen cap
Dustin Martin on 30 & 3 watch
>>74851001
>b-but muh pressure acts
>>74850958
Literally this.
>inb4 LE NOMMED XDXD
Hilarious and original.
>using the OST from Man of Steel in your replay of the 2016 Grand Final
Isn't this copyright?
>That McDonald's ad
>Gourmet Creations
wait, hold on. what
>>74850958
>>74851013
I'm gonna need some peer reviewed academic studies on this correlation thanks.
>>74851001
>implying napoleon won't "literally" be dynamite" tonight
>>74851032
t. Nat Fyfe
this game is on tv here for some reason.
how does this "sport" work?
>>74851000
Unfortunately I missed this because I was actually watching the game as opposed to shitposting.
I don't understand how someone could be so butt-blasted though, Grand Finals with Sydney as the losers are the best Grand Finals
>>74851050
Kick ball through the big sticks while trying not to be killed by the opposing team
>>74851023
McDonalds here is aping upmarket burger joints to try to stay ahead.
>>74851050
What >>74851062 said. Also you can't toss the ball to a teammate, you have to kick it or punch it out of your hand. And you have to bounce it while you run. Every 10 yards, I believe?
Did you fags end up filling your SC league?
dropped my milk on the carpet lads
>>74851070
Just
>>74851068
who the hell is ever going to read all this
>>74851067
I don't know what the fuck a yard is but if 10 yards = 15 metres then yes
>>74851073
connie
>>74851074
yard = 3 feet or .91 metres
>>74851071
I made tea. It's herbal, so I can sleep. Also because /commonwealth/
I pulled the string off the bag before I got it in the cup.
Who /a/fl here
Tomehto
lol is this the womens match or what lads?
Is it raining in melbourne? Seems pretty crappy tonight
>>74851079
Yeah, I know a meter is 39 inches, a yard is 36
>>74851089
Yeah, Moana Hope is #39 for the Bulldogs
blair fucking sucks
>>74851095
*scrappy
>>74851089
>you now realise Brisbane or Adelaide (probably Brisbane) supporters will be falling back on >but muh wimmens all season
>>74851088
>posting worst yuru
akari is best yuru m8
Was convict around when the dogs won the flag?
>>74851118
He turned up for a bit on Grand Final Day after they won, was tops.
Its cool when the crowd is hype like this.
Who's at home here? or is the crowd pretty well split? Seems like the cheers are mostly equal for either team.
>>74851131
both teams are based out of the same city
>>74851131
Its neutral, half the teams in the league are from melbourne.
>>74851131
Both teams are based in Melbourne but the game is being played at Collingwood's home ground
>Pies
Just Kilda yourselves
>>74851131
Please ask more questions big strong american, thread is slow.
Sick of the doggies already, if they were playing anyone other than collingwood I wouldn't be backing them
Pies on SHOOK watch
Oooh that last goal was pretty. Don't know much, but that was a nice play, right? The little tap to the teammate and the long kick for the goal?
...Now I know how my ex felt watching hockey.
#sackbucks #buckleyout
How do I hide hickeys lads
/a/fl
>>74851163
wear a nice scarf
Good hit tbqh
>>74851166
post more
that's fucked up
>>74851181
/a/delaide
>>74851157
http://www.saintsmembership.com.au
You have to give these guys your credit card details to post in this thread
>state of American goal kicking
Good to see Collingwood's disposal is as good as ever
>it's a FDOTM posts a Straffoist essay with pictures episode
>>74850980
In all honesty, they don't even show how they build the house. They just show the drama shit like an argument at Bunnings or
>WHO STOLE THE WHEELBARROW?!
and crap like that. An utterly useless show.
>>74851185
>runners
>>74851201
>an argument at Bunnings
You don't need a TV show for that when you can just go to Bunnings
kek
KEK
K E K
The absolute state of Collingwood's big name recruit
The bulldogs are honestly shit. They literally won the premiership off of luck.
johanisen is rubbish, worst norm smith in a decade
>>74851215
Trip on RC
just found RC's reddit account lads
he's a mod too
Is BT /ourguy/ ?
Did the place end up getting more tripfags than usual?
>>74851229
>RC does it for free
so fitting
>>74851232
Without a doubt
Thank you based BT
>>74851232
Yes
>>74851215
>won 4 straight games against higher ranked teams to take the Grand Final
Not even a doggies supporter but come on lad, you don't luck out 4 games
>>74851218
Butchered it like crazy in the GF, judges must have just looked at the stats sheet
C L O K E
L
O
K
E
Very insightful commentary, BT.
ENTIRE COLLINGWOOD FANBASE ON POOICIDE WATCH
BASED ELITE CLOKEY
PIES FERALS GET KEKED FROM OUTSIDE 50
HAHAHAHA
Joffa shook
Joffa on literal suicide watch
Another great disposal from Blair
BASED CLOKE
All these ANGERY pies supporters
>those reactions
Typical toothless supporters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED
>1.5
GET AROUND ME BOYS
>cop that Joffa
BASED BT
>>74851257
commentary is the worst thing about this sPOOrt
>collingwood
>>74851283
I already miss Dennis
>>74851278
The absolute state of this cunt's head
That fucking Cloke goal ahahahahaha
I live for collingwobble tears boys
>>74851293
same lad.
Do you agree with Carey has sports science has gone mad?
>>74851278
>for myne
>the scam that is Sportsbets Same-Game Multi
How do they keep getting away with it
>>74851313
probably something to do with them posting funny memes on the facebooks
>>74851313
>>74850479
>Collingwobble will be too stronk
>Teaching your son it's okay to wear v-necks and have female sports idols
Might as well put the dicks in his ass yourself, mum.
>>74851308
Wayne Carey is a sports science denier
>>74851324
you're not american you filthy fucking liar get out of here you liar
>>74851324
Well aren't you a champion. How old are you?
>>74851331
totally am, ask me anything
Will Martin win the brownlow?
>>74851309
>one of the absolute superstars of the modern game, love the way he goes about it
>>74851334
why do you spell it 'mum' you big liar
>>74851335
Will Martin is a singer m8
>>74851335
Will Martin is a classical crossover singer m8
>>74851339
Because it was a commercial for an aussie store, on an aussie channel, featuring aussies
>>74851320
I agree with you but it's only quarter time m8, 20 points is nothing these days
I seriously can't take that worst tripcunt on this board seriously after his face reveal
>>74851344
nah I'm onto you mate I'm watchin you
here's is some quality /afl/ content
>>74850479
based RC and his 'le shit tips' gimmick
>>74851346
How goods still being undoxed
>>74851350
Guns, soccer, diabetes, MAGA, lock her up, McDonald's, Taco Bell is my favorite mexican restaurant
Believe me now?
>>74851336
He's literally offers nothing but cliches, he must suck some mean executive dick to be where he is
>lost it in the lights
BT in damage control for exposed shitters
who /bet/ here?
>>74851363
You're a bit less suspicious but I'm still keeping a close eye on you
>>74851363
soccer's not very american
>>74851353
10/10
>>74851372
Australian bookies universally suck so not any more
>>74851353
Fucking brilliant
Bulldogs on ELITE watch
>>74851382
But calling it soccer is.
>>74851385
>not using Pinnacle
Pleb.
>A woman in the coaches box
Pies just Kilda yourself
Honestly the Toyota girl isn't even cute or funny anymore, she's just annoying
>>74851402
>someone from /bet/ actually knows about Pinnacle
Sorry, I had assumed you were one of the usual >muh bet365 shills
>>74851405
Same with Trivagogirl 2bph, she hit a wall... HARD
Why do Collingwood fans hate Cloke so much? They basically gave him away for free because Bucks didn't want him anymore. Was he supposed to retire instead of extend his career?
>>74851412
Because they're of the opinion if he isn't playing for Collingwood then he should be playing for nobody
>>74851412
>collingwood fans
>being at all reasonable
come on
>>74851353
Fuck this is some advanced shitposting.
Reality Check on aborted narrative watch
>>74851412
bcuz you sposta boo former players retard
das it mayne
>disliking ever player with an objectively shit haircut
fuck you johanissen I hate you cunt
based blair
>>74851452
so every football player ever?
Is the bont even playing?
>>74851452
LIKE POTTERY
>>74850984
If you watch anything else regularly, you are a goy for the consumerist shill culture we live in.
Johanissen is a closet homo isn't he.
>Getting your hair cut like the BSA BBC nigger
Disgusting
anyone else really like collingwood now that maxwell and clone are gone :3
>>74851458
>>74851469
>>74851472
>exclusively watching literal propaganda
Just don't watch TV at all
>Black people with blonde hair
Cultural appropriation
le 7 point play
>>74851494
Some abos somehow naturally have blondish hair tbf
>>74851513
Some of them are naturally fair skinned too and fully legit, trust me bruv
THE FIX IS IN
This is more exciting than last year's grand final t b h lads
Lads i cant another year of those AAMI ads and that annoying fucking song.
>>74851536
Lucky you're with AAMI
>>74851536
Lucky you're with AAMI
Is fasolo, dare I say it, elite?
>Cloke career behinds for Collingwood: 360
>Cloke career behinds for Bulldogs: 0 (ZERO)
>>74851536
Lucky you're with Amy
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>>74850958
Good post.
And a reminder to the sea of obvious freshcunts to stop replying to trips.
>>74851541
>>74851545
>mfw I used to say that to my ex named Amy all the time.
Probably why she left me.
>>74851553
He'll disappear for the next half and 2 - 3 games
>bont 23 sc points in the first half
I had a bad feeling, shouldnt have picked him.
>>74851561
>mfw I knew a kid named Lachie who dated an Amy in year 10
Breddy gud laffs
Why are games so high scoring last year and now this year? Is it because fast space football is the current meta, along with the new boundary interpretation?
>>74851569
Are you my sister?.
heard johanissen is a poof lads
Dogs getting EXPOSED desu
Only in it because of Collingwood's goalkicking
>>74851571
fast pace meta plus cunts can't duck into tackles anymore, get fucked Selwood.
Based RC, good call m8
>>74851571
Last year wasn't that high scoring. It dropped away after the first few rounds.
That fucking wog fasolo tearing it up lads
>>74851577
I'm whatever you want me to be xx
How do we fix Straffo?
>>74851600
why would we want to?
Reality Check on tipping GOD watch.
>>74851578
Do you have any peer reviewed academic sources to justify this claim?
>>74851611
yeah lad, heard it from good sources close to the bulldogs
>I just love the way he goes about it
>yeah that's great couldn't have said it any better myself, Lingy
>wow
When's the GOAT commenting?
>>74851611
I reviewed his haircut and concluded he's a faggot
>>74851616
Every special comments guy sucks, Wayne carey thinks he's saying something insightful but he really isn't.
maybe I've missed it, but has it been pointed out before that straffo has an old twitter account with an extra 40k tweets?
https://twitter.com/OldStraffo
bretty good stream:
www(dot)vipbox(dot)nu/aussie-rules/453430/2/collingwood-magpies-vs-western-bulldogs-stream.html
>>74851628
>protected
noooooooooooooooo
that probably has all the creepy shit he says to girls
>>74851628
bit of a newfig here
can I have a quick rundown on this man?
Literally HOW can this cunt think this photo makes him look good
fat loser that other fat losers make fun of to make themselves feel better
Which team is Hayne on and who are these teams?
>>74851640
Dude, he already clarified he is bad at taking selfies.
If he was good at it he would look like Ryan Gosling.
>>74851640
HOLY SHIT
He keeps getting fatter.
>>74851646
g'day straffo
>>74851646
hey straffo
>>74851648
hey bsa
>>74851640
Literally looks worse than a mugshot.
>>74851648
This is delicious bait, I must take it.
>>74851650
eating maccas every day will do that to you
>>74851640
Straffo
More like Fatto
>>74851646
I'm not fat.
>>74851640
hahaha holy shit
this is his actual pic
>>74851657
Okay, but what's a behind?
hey >>74851646 I am >>74851638
can you please tell me about yourself?
>>74851640
his face literally looks shrunken lel
>>74851673
When the ball travels between a tall post and a short post or otherwise crosses the goal line without being off a kick from the correct side, worth 1 point
>>74851680
Stroffo
>fasahlo
>>74851673
hello BIG STRONG american, are you enjoying our sport? yes? i hope so!
please stay in /afl/ as long as you desire, please continue to watch and enjoy our sport
>>74851640
The face of a man hurtin
reality cunt on couldn't predict breakfast watch.
>>74851686
>>74851680
>mfw I find out the Clive Palmer normiebook page is actually the man himself and not just ironic memeposting
Holy fuck the guy has lost his damn mind.
Lads would it be too autistic to join a footy team if I've never played in a team before?
treloar GOAT
>>74851686
It's an older meme but it checks out.
>>74851708
Playing a sport isn't autistic.
See how you go through training and stuff.
Woah..... an infront
Bulldogs being exposed and making Collingwood look better than they actually are
>change the channel to avoid WAFL
>Footloose is on
Sweet
It's over. Bulldogs are to go back into the shadows for another 60 + years.
My first behind
was nice
>>74851728
they're called goals lad
Bont showing up a bit now.
>>74851720
>implying
>>74851754
Are the Dawgs elite?
>>74851761
They hadn't been for 63 years until last years final series. Time will tell if they remain so this year.
>>74851765
Show her straffo
>>74851765
I'd be friends with that bloke.
>>74851708
No. Join training and see how you go.
You'll probably be shit but people will be happy to encourage you.
>>74851765
She's right though, her date is the cunt
>>74851785
This is like the second game of the season right?
>>74851765
>choker
>feminist
Her type always loves wild sex 2bh
>>74851708
Play a manly sport. Like chess.
>>74851765
How do i get a date lads?
>>74851808
I already do
>>74851765
>choker
+10 to daddy issues
>mens afl
triggered beyond belief lads.
>>74851807
Chokers are basically a blackbelt in sucking dick 2bh
based blair
>>74851761
Comparable to the Baltimore Ravens in that they came out of nowhere to break the grasp of two to three elite teams on the league.
>>74851811
have a firm handshake and make eye contact
>>74851808
>not playing both footy and chess
>>74851812
Then you're fine m8
>>74851801
I agree, but you're making the mistake of assuming any of this actually happened.
>tfw job interview next week
>tfw it's for an actual internship and not just beer money
Scared.jpg
just anime'd my animes in the anime, lads
drops the ball, no free kick kek RC was right the dogs can't keep getting away with this
>>74851840
You'll be right m8, believe in yourself
>>74851850
trip on RC
>>74851840
Good luck m8
Youll do fine
Sunday Night on 7 promoting literal witch doctors now
>>74851855
>>74851857
Thanks m8s needed to hear it even if just from internet strangers.
Wtf kinda name is suckling
Suckling
>>74851806
correct
I think I just saw the Dawgs own them
>>74851871
I was suckling on your mum's tits last night m8
>>74851871
You put him on Cox m8
footscray are a protected species, pathetic. so many uncalled frees in just that play.
>>74851890
hahaha!
quite humorous my big STRONG MUSCULAR american friend!! quite humorous indeed :)
hope you have enjoyed the last 5 minutes of bulldogs domination
thanks for watching our sport
>>74851890
Cox is a big strong american too
>>74851892
>seething
>>74851897
Explain that freekick to me
>>74851765
>search 'afl' on twitter
>top result is pic related, even tho it's been 3 hours and has no favourites, replies, likes
i wonder what's going on here
>>74851908
>do more
Theyve shoved it down our fucking throats
>>74851908
I can't honestly fathom how they expected the women's game to be anywhere near the men's in terms of popularity and skill level. They've got years, possibly a decade or more before they could even be considered 'elite'
>>74851908
>i wonder what's going on here
Bulldogs getting an armchair ride 2bh
>LE THROW THE BALL WHILE LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE PICKING IT UP XDXD
>LE DROP THE BALL FORWARD AS SOON AS YOU FEEL CONTACT XDXD
bulldogs are a meme team
only got lucky because last year was a meme year
>>74851919
I'd believe you if it weren't for the fact women's games were free entry
>>74851908
>women get an entire league
>"do more, am victim"
>>74851928
>women get league subsidised by men
>do more
>all this casual sexism itt
>>74851566
Wtf, now he's on 90?
I knew I made the right pick.
>>74851939
straffo
>no one laughing at bruce's joke
denis would at least have given him a pity response
>>74851956
What did he say?
I like bruce and am sad he has cancer.
>>74851956
>no more based Commetti
>>74851964
Hunter should change his named to Hunted
where to get good food in perth lads
>>74851973
kek
>>74851976
taco bell
>>74851976
Curtin Uni kebab shop m8
Or that pizza place in leederville
>>74851985
already had one today at uni m8
feeling some burgers and wings tbqh
>>74851980
Why does he only take those extreme fucking close ups? Does he not realise his fat fucking face should not be so close? Does he not have experience with cameras and have no concept of depth or zoom? The fuck is wrong with him?
What's your favourite anime, /afl/
>>74851976
Everybody of quality just sticks to Soylent tßh
>>74851992
I like Jus burgers but I haven't tried many other places, I don't know of any good wings places either. I'd like to try them American style with all those sauces they use.
>>74851996
the simpsons
>>74852004
>watching shit-tier anime that won't die
kys americunt
>>74851992
Varsity isn't too bad food wise near Curtin
>>74851994
He has a diploma in multimedia m8, I wouldn't question his photo-taking ability.
>>74852003
Wings are good
>>74851996
Another Lady Innocent
>>74851996
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
>>74851996
Adventure Time
>weeb posting
Has Australia ever made a good TV show?
>>74852029
H2O
Posting some webms lads
>>74852029
The Crocodile Hunter was huge in the US
>>74852029
RBT
>>74852029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6tZpuQPfko
>>74852034
How did you know that? Are you not really a big strong american?
>>74851996
Cory in the house
>>74852036
KEK
>>74852036
nice la
>>74852047
That shit was on tv here m8
>>74852037
was big and (strong)
>>74852029
All Aussie Adventures
>>74852053
>>74852057
it's not only really tiwi islands football but it was a grand final
tiwi islands "poomunity"
>>74852057
Sam mitchell better knee this cunt in the balls when we play poort.
>>74852029
Someone will say Danger 5, tell them to get fucked.
>>74852069
>we
which player are you m8?
>>74852036
>>74852029
Double the Fist
>poophy
>>74852076
yes
>>74852083
elite opinion.
>>74851964
Me too. I don't think it's an act with him I think he'd be just as passionate sitting in the back of the 4th deck at the G.
>still chiseled jaw as always
stay subtle brucey
>>74851996
Psycho Pass
>>74852089
Season 1 only though
pendles is ridiculously good to watch
>>74852080
Man I always had a soft spot for Vick but he became such a muppet the last few years.
I genuinely hope he goes well at the Hawks and i fuckin hate the Hawks
who here /pies/
>>74852036
holy fuck
>>74852120
Not me ya seppo cunt I'm a Loins fan
Fuck these cunts
Classic Cloke
>Moore
more like LESS
>>74852039
I unironically enjoy RBT it's fucking based.
Really shit umpiring.
>clearly comes off a Bulldogs fist
>should have been a mark
What the fuck are these commentators watching
refball
stringer is the biggest meme
Lmao is it always a shitfest late in the game?
>this nigger
Morris is kill.
>>74852163
RC on exposed watch (again!)
>>74852163
Does this make me the best tripfag in /afl/?
>mfw when had Bulldogs -10.5 and thought Varcoe was running into an open consolation goal
>VARCOE
lel
>>74850479
THE
STATE
OF
REALITYCUNT
COULDNT TIP A CANOE
COULDN'T TIP A CANOE
BREAKING: New image emerges of Reality Cunt trying (and failing) to tip a canoe
>425 posts
/afl/ on thriving community watch
>>74850479
Final score:
Collingwood 12. 14. 86
def by
Western Bulldogs 15. 10. 100
FUCK YOU GIL!
TURNED THIS GAME INTO A CIRCUS
LOL MADE 600 BUCKS THO
>>74852185
>poland
>on Collingwood +15.5
N-never in doubt lads
>>74852163
Sad!
wtf i want to buy gold now
Scott Pendlebury
"this loss was better than round one last year"
well at least thats something lads
cloke is so much more likeable now
Terrible umpball in that game every time Collingwood had the momentum.
Grundy molested in the ruck, Pendlebury and Treloar molested all night.
The fact that the umpire refused to pay that Darcy Moore mark, in front of a home crowd of screaming Collingwood fans, goes to show the bulldogs are well and truly in the AFLs pocket. I'm changing my prediction that the dogs go back to back based off this game alone.
Incorrect disposal rule wasn't even paid both ways lel. This blatant matchfixing has got to backfire on Gil soon...
>>74852228
yeah because he's out of a pies jumper.
>Take a knee around Grandpa here
>>74852230
>The absolute state of RC's mental processes
Sad!
>>74852230
Lions > Wood
Reality Cunt excuse odds:
$1.50 - The AFL wants to keep up the Bulldogs underdog story
$3.00 - The umpires were cheats
$5.30 - Admits he's wrong but makes up an excuse anyway
$99.99 - Drops his trip and never makes another thread
>LE EVERBODY LOVES LE BULLDOGS XDXD
Fuck Footscray and fuck Convict
>>74852230
>this damage control
>>74852244
Please be my bespoke bookie
>>74852244
Knew it would be the umpball excuse
>>74852230
>completely fanny fucked
>>74852230
trying too hard/10
sad.
>>74852244
I'll put 20 dollarydoos on admits he's wrong but makes up excuse anyways for next week.
>>74851917
Mens AFL been going on for well over 100 years.
You cant just meet the expectations of that much history, skill and sport and not to mention men are biologically just superior at physicality than women, in a matter of what, one fucking season?
These cunts are dreaming mate, and its not the fact its women playing footy that bothers me. Its the constant pushing and shilling and politics surrounding it.
Just let the game breath and find its feet, and acknowledge that they will NEVER EVER touch the level of men's in skill and popularity. Theres just too much behind it.
These two might need some updating from last year lads.
/afl/'s handsome 22
B: D. Rampe (Syd) A. Rance (Rich) S. Dempster (StK)
HB: A. Mackie (Geel) R. Tarrant (NM) E. Wood (WB)
C: L. Weller (Frem) A. Swallow (NM) L. Parker (Syd)
HF: C. Wingard (PA) L. Casboult (Carl) S. Hampson (Rich)
F: J. Silvagni (Carl) T. Walker (Adel) J. Bartel (Geel)
Foll: S. Martin (Bris) J. Kennedy (Syd) T. Cotchin (Rich)
Int: J. O'Meara (GC) J. Watson (Ess) M. de Boer (Frem) S. Wellingham (WCE)
/afl/'s ugly 22
B: - D. Merrett (Bris) - J. Frost (Coll) - A. McDonald Tipungwuti (Ess)
HB: J. Pittard (PA) - M.Brown (Ess) - J. Cowan (Geel)
C: B. Hartung (Haw) - S. Pendlebury (Coll) - K. McIntosh (Rich)
HF: B. Brown (NM) - J. Walker (Bris) - J. Cripps (WCE)
F: J. Daniher (Ess) - T. Vickery (Rich) - M.Robinson (Bris)
Foll: T. Goldstein (NM) - R. Griffen (GWS) - B.Ebert (PA)
Int: W. Langford (Haw) - B. Goddard (Ess) - M. Kreuzer (Carl) - C. Mayne (Frem)
Personally I think C. Oliver (Melb) is a shoo in for the ugly
>>74852244
I want a $20 multi on 1 and 2 combined.
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 Brownlow Medallist
>>74852230
Coming from someone who thinks last year's final series was a farce, that Moore "mark" was a clean spoil by the Bulldogs defender.
>This whole team interview in the rooms
Is this strange to anyone else? BT got some potent autism
>>74852275
This is almost as bad Richmond supporters claiming the hip after Round 1
>>74852271
pendles isn't ugly mate
>>74852278
>a clean spoil
>moore ended up with the ball in his hands
I assume you mean 'touched'? Both players made simultaneous contact with the ball. That gets paid a mark every time.
But that was only a minor instance that killed Collingwood's hopes. Mid way through the second quarter it started to dawn on me that Collingwood were going to get robbed.
>Conspiracy Check
>>74852294
>ball trajectory was clearly from the fist
Give up m8, you're done.
>>74852294
i'm with you RC
>>74852294
No, Moore didn't touch it until the 2nd grab. It was a clean punch from the Dogs defender.
>>74852294
>he's still going
>>74852271
>no first australians in the handsome 22
>dat casual racism
>Reality Cunt off the deep end.
>>74852230
Absolutely bottom banged. How does your self esteem live through your constant embarrassment on this board?
>>74852310
>>74852318
You cannot be serious. Moore's hand was clearly touching the ball even before the fist made impact. When the replay comes on you will see.
>>74852326
Stephen Hill could probably slot in 2bh
>>74852326
wingard.
>>74852334
>fist made impact
Well there ya go, m8
>>74852334
>he keeps going!
>>74852230
How long before RC predicts all 18 teams to win this year?
RC is literally correct t b h
/r/ing Essendon pepe
>>74852360
trip on RC
Buckley looks like he is about to burst into tears
>>74852348
I will not be holding back from this prediction. The dogs will go back to back. What actually concerns me is we might see a "miracle" '25-0 season forever tarnishing the reputation of this great game.
>>74852371
>the absolute mental state of "Reality Check"
>unironically selling this amount of delusion
>can't even tip a canoe
>still on aborted narrative watch
>journos all asking buckley soft questions
how about asking him when he expects to be sacked?
>>74852362
go home stu.
>>74852368
You would too if you knew losing your job was imminent
>>74852371
Capping this for end of year collage of RC miss-tips
>>74852386
I unironically wouldn't if I was on the same coin as Buckley
I'd just go full NEET for the rest of my life
>>74852368
FIGJAM
I
G
J
A
M
>People saying buckley should be sacked
>Collingwood "literally" dominated every aspect of the game on the stats sheet except the free kick count
Fucking plebs can fuck off right out of here.
>>74852400
>he literally cannot stop!
>>74852400
>m-muh stats
scoreboard dickhead
>>74852400
Maybe its because their entry into the forward fifty was incredibly inconsistent, largely due to the fact they have arguably the worst forward line in the league? Or that their accuracy in front of goal was poor? I refuse to believe you are not just baiting.
>>74852400
They still won the free kick count but carry on with your conspiracy, RC
>>74852392
It's more about him having a reputation and image to maintain
>>74852400
You are 100% correct, don't worry about the opinions of these plebs.
The memedogs are getting an absolute armchair ride from the umpires because of MUH LIKABILITY XDDDDDDDD.
>>74852430
trip on RC
*removes trip to shill for myself*
>tfw no gf to snuggle up in bed and laugh at RC's ridiculous posts with
>>74852010
freaking out
tfw literally phoneposting from Varsity rn
the Texan was pretty good btw
>>74852451
>phoneposting
>>74852415
>BUT THEY WON THE FREE KICK COUNT
They won by one. And it just goes to show you plebs don't know how a game is fixed.
The fact is they deserved to win the free kick count because they were always to the ball first. This is highlighted in the number of tackles the bulldogs had compared to Collingwood.
But it's the free kicks that are paid, and the free kicks that are not paid at crucial parts of the game.
There was one instance where I think it was Mason Cox was tackled and had a fresh airy. Should have been a bulldogs free kick, but in the context of the match Collingwood were still 5 goals down and the ball fell to a bulldog advantage anyway.
This helps perpetuate the illusion that the game is being called balanced and fairly.
Sydney is a far superior team to Collingwood, and the umpires did not have the luxury to disguise the free kick count so much in that Grand Final.
Free kicks paid/not paid at crucial times are mentally draining, if you actually played football before you would know this.
>>74852456
>he just can't let it go!
>>74852456
hahaha
>all these casuals
>tfw they will NEVER participate in weekday /afl/
lads please
>>74852456
You're an Essendon supporter, aren't you?
>>74852464
See you there, I don't wanna be a casual
>>74852471
freshcunt
>>74852464
>weekday /afl/
How mind numbingly slow must that be?
>>74852456
TRIPFAGS FUCK OFF
>>74852271
J Roughhead couldnt get go in the ugly 22?
>giving the fake rc attention
idiots
>>74852476
Maybe so, but it's easy to pick. Only a delusional Essendon supporter convinced the world is against them could be this stupid
>t. Essendon supporter
>>74852271
>no jared polec in the ugly 22
>>74852456
Based.
Wolves don't trouble themselves with the opinion of sheep.
>>74852478
we used to have a thread a night that got a few hundred posts at least
>tfw the glory days of /afl/ and /sp/ as a whole will never return
>the 'balding but can't admit it, so grow it long to cover it the bald patches' haircut
>>74852478
back in 2013-14 it was literally a thriving community
>>74852503
he tipped them to finish 8 and have a solid crack at winning the hip
he is your typical pants on head retarded essendon supporter.
>>74852525
yeah cause everyone wanted to talk about the fucking drug saga
>>74852543
shouldn't take long for essendon to fuck up badly again and then we'll be back on thriving community watch
>>74852543
>unironically calling it a 'saga'
>>74852540
They are a bit of a wildcard but I think at best they'll be somewhere from 9th - 12th
When do Saints play? I want me some BSA SESHposter
>>74852552
why not? It IS a saga that still continues in some form to this day. Hopefully we can put it behind us and play good football.
I'm growing less confident of Essendon based on everything that they've been through, but I'm hopeful we can make top 8 and hopefully shut a few people up.
>>74852594
If Essendon get thumped tomorrow night you might as well give up on that dream
>>74852594
>we
which player are you?
>>74852438
>Cucktucky accusing anyone of samefagging.
>>74852602
>being this ignorant
Based RC was one of Matthew Lloyd's greatest influences. I think he's earned the right to say 'we'.
>>74852601
I doubt that will happen. It should be a close game though.
>Springsteen outro song from Channel 7
Straffo frothing
>>74852632
Never been a fan of Springsteen.
Don't get me wrong I don't think he's objectively bad or anything, I just find his lyrics a bit too pedestrian, his voice a bit jarring and the overall music a bit basic.
Doesn't come anywhere close to 'The Doors' in the rock-poetry genre.
>>74852569
im going to the game tomorrow lookout for the guy in the saints gear
>>74852681
look out for me in the corporate box at the MCG tomorrow night.
>>74852690
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>74852681
will you be in the pope costume?
I'm actually going tomorrow as well (dees supporter) even though it's at the cesspit that is etihad
>>74852715
don't bother going, you're going to get pumped
>>74852742
probably we always lose to st kilda and at etihad
but with local footy and work I don't get a lot of chances to watch games live so I'm going to take it
worst cuckstralia
HEAVE HO UNNA
>poort
Swans
Kilda
Suns
Hawkroaches
Meth Coast
/crows/
Cats
>tfw the aflw cup is just the premiership cup but shorter and fatter.
Really makes thoughts occur in the brain.
Tipping the dees this week, and I unironically believe they will make the finals. Consider this a professional late night prediction.