/nfl/ general - SERIOUS INTERCOURSE edition

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>>74812859

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dolphins

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>>74812800
>Sterling Moore
>Manti Te'o

Saints owl confirmed. I'm gonna be rich

I wonder how colts fans feel. to have almost everything in place and then the front office just makes zero effort to make the team competitive.

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Will A/P be a Buccaneer ?
Will Southeners accept him and his switch stick ways ?

>what does the fox say ?

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Hello, do any of you trannys have any good Patriots Pepe's? Maybe hooded or winter hat.

Trade you a GOAT Brady.

NOLES NIGGA

This shit is so deep.

This dude stole Von Miller's helmet in last year's super bowl too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-IkF3C8TM

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Eagles

>>74813307

Hope he gets the chair. It was an act of war by Mexico. Whats the jail time u peeps think he will get? Theft over 500k, multiple times? 10-15 years?

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Packers

>>74813513
What happened to that guy?

>>74813539
Traded, cut, re-signed

>>74813182
How do you win an owl with no defense nigga

what is the minimum Brees or Rodgers would have to do for GOAT contention assuming Brady only plays one more season and goes one and done?

>>74814076
3 owls

>>74814076
get as many rings and then 50% of his records
seeing as though both are mature qb's and brady started early it's already too late

i feel bad for brees tho.

Andy Reid was always a big guy

https://youtu.be/BPmIvislRbU

>>74814076
If Rodgers got 3 rings, his dick riding circle would put him above Brady and the media would push the narrative that they were equal.
>Seahawks would have won if they would have run it, so that doesn't count
>Falcons gave it away so that one doesn't count either
>so really it's 3 against 3 XD

>>74814095
>50% of his records
doesn't Brees currently edge him in most all time records?

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>>74813274
best i can do ya

https://youtu.be/d9994nv8BcU

>>74814216
>>>/tv/

>>74814178
No, he has a bunch of volume records but people don't value those as much as playoff and win records.

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you have 3 choices. all at the standard salary of 45,000$ a year.
A)
>you get to become the GM of your favorite team for 2 years.
B)
>you get to become a big wig of espn. you dont get to take over the entire network. but instead you get a 3 hour block of programming. you have 3 years.
C)
you get to become a talking head on NFL network. 6 years.
HOWEVER
A
if you do a good enough job, the team can retain you as full time GM or in the office however they want
B
if you do decent enough ratings espn hires you full time. you could get stuck on the radio, or maybe a 2am slot somewhere but its a chance.
C
you have the most security but youre the guy they are always sticking between retired niggers and in charge of rounding them up while they talk over eachother. basically youre the token white woman of whatever show. and shit lets throw in that you get to announce a thursday night game when its your team playing.

>>74814429
GM and hand the keys over to the guy I trust for the job

>>74813182
Who's Sterling Moore?

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>>74814502
I thought that was the easy choice but now all I wanna do is make some kinda espn joe rogan podcast. just have one show not dedicated to niggers shouting and sjw crusades.

shit I could bring back bill simmons. do my own 30 for 30's about the 2007 fiesta bowl or the rise of the UFC or what I've always wanted is just doing a tailgate cooking/party show at games done like anthony bourdain kinda.

I'd go with the espn gig easy.

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did Butler sign with the Saints yet/already?

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Any other Brady fans here hate Boston fans?

Bunch of spoiled liberal cunts tbqh

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The Raiders are Rad.

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>>74814816
Yes!

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>>74814789

>Truth.

Not as bad as the insane brainwashed Marxist libs of NY, or Commiefornia which is not even American anymore. I grew up in California when it was still America and cared about the flag and being American. Now they think they are Mehico. The 49ers were still American with Montana and Young.

But Boston is up there.

Even bomb enrichment did not wake those feminist and trannies in NY and Boston.

The GOAT Brady/Patriots, and Red Sox are too good for those Boston cunts.

>>74814853
kek shut the fuck up leaf boy. you're just angry because the white male you decided to worship plays for a city that you don't live in.

>>74813307
This nigga got too greedy. He got away with one jersey and helmet. Why keep trying?

>>74814932
>all this projection in one post
go back to /pol/ holy shit man. i'm glad the patriots won but absolute faggots like you keep popping up here thinking that people wanna hear you proselytize about your crazy beliefs. just fuck off man.

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>>74814863

Here is your other fav male hero.

>a literal crybaby soft flaming queer.

>>74814942
>proselytize
anon dropping the $5 words up in this bitch

>>74814948
I hope he fired the wardrobe guy/girl who told him that looked good

>>74814948
this is the kind of shit i'm talking about man. you're just throwing some buzzwords out there and hoping they're going to stick. i'm happy that you've found your calling as a weird racial aggressor online, but can you do it on the board that was actually created for you fags? ffs
>>74814949
probably the only perk of being an english major

>>74814991
who fucking cares jesus? this is a sports board, you're not rush limbaugh or someone. stop spewing this bumper sticker garbage. you're not a real patriots fan either, just some faggot who jumped on the bandwagon at some point because you like that brady is white and successful.

if you want to worship successful white men in the truly pathetic way that you're doing it rn, there are sites for that. there are even boards on 4chan for that. but this isn't one of them, so could you fuck off?

>>74814991
I fucking wish Canadian posters would stop trying to be the new Australians. It's never going to happen.

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>>74814959

>english major

Thats like saying u have a degree from Walmart in this age my nigga. I got a major and minor too, but i dont have to use fag words to express my ass. And you are the nigga that makes it about race. I love and respect all people. As long as they bleed red white and blue.

>>74815025
i'm not even bragging about it lol. you are so goddamn /pol/ it's not even funny. tell me more about your STEM degree and your 50k a year starting job; on second thought don't. just go back to the board you clearly belong on.
>>74815031
you can head back to /pol/ famo. i have nothing against saying the word nigger or even disliking black people. i live in boston after all. but you would know that if you read my post, which you didn't cuz you're just a /pol/ drone.

Reminder that the official NFL approved best QB is Brady
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eXhNtH8CrbA

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>>74815009

Sports board: NFL thread. Americas Game my nigga.

And you are the one made it about race.

I dont even see colour my nigga. I dont even see Tom Brady as "white" like you fixate on him as a negative. I see him a a true American Patriot and hero. And im not a bandwaggon. Since I was a wee lad I have only followed the SF 49ers and The Patriots.

>>74815061
last time dude: go away. you're using the flimsiest fucking pretense of "boy that tom brady really plays the game the right way" to puke and shit your retard opinions all over the general. no one wants to wade through this garbage, so take a hike.

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>>74814955

Actually, thats him in his most "masculine manly" attire if you watch Cam's press conferences.

>this is him in public too

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>now 0-8

why MVPs such shit

>>74815091
I'd stick my penis in there desu

>>74815091
wtf I love Cam now!

>>74815075
shut the fuck up, unpatriotic faggot.

>>74815092
its a curse

>>74815107

I like him some too. When he is not crying to Goodell about being hit like a special snowflake.

His rotator is killed though. So expect another losing season. He will be replaced in 2-3 years.

>>74815130
that was always gonna happen anyway tho. his playstyle just isn't built for long-term success. can't run into the best athletes in the world week after week without starting to feel it, even at his size.

>>74815130
>>74815137
Despite being a huge crybaby, didnt he defy BLM and the media? You have to respect him for that at least.

>>74814853
>red cucks
>3 championships after 1920
>too good for anybody

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why is he so based, /sp/?

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>>74816759
wentz?
yeah, hes pretty based

Carson Wentz is terrible

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>>74816865
he just has shit receivers

>muh receivers
Eagles fell for the FCS meme man. He'll be out of the league in 5 years tops.

>>74813255
why didn't the bucs keep this uniform? it's a lot better than the atlanta knockoffs they current wear

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>>74816863
is that a 7-9 point buck?

>>74816872
Prob better than agholor tbqh

why dont the raiders just move to mexico city?

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What world do we live in where players are literally being taught how to celebrate?

why do eagles fans assume that just because wentz's struggles/little production can be somewhat excused by little receiving talent and being a rookie that he'll automatically be great/elite with better receivers

>>74817034
because they're still in denial that wouldntz will turn out to be exactly like jay cutler

>>74815075
Yet you waded through your mom's pussy to irritate me today.

>>74817034
just let them delude themselves for a while

they live in a shithole after all

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2017/3/21/14998210/philadelphia-eagles-nfl-rule-change-field-goal-block-leaping-patriots-seahawks-philadelphia

i hate the eagles so fucking much

>>74817034
mass delusion combined with high drug/alcohol use among fanbase

>>74816987
raiders are too much of a 3rd world franchise

>>74817003
This is a good thing, it means the league is relaxing on celebrations.

>>74817335

how does it mean that

>>74817178
yeah i really wanted to see some dumb nigger get his neck broke first.

>>74817341
Because it stems from a rule change that allows refs more discretion in calling or not calling excessive celebration. There were a few calls last season that were excessive celebration by the rules, but weren't called. Now they're making it official that the refs have discretion in calling it.

>tfw getting evicted
>Ravens still rebuilding
it's been a shitty year, lads

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This is /myguy/

feelsbadman

>>74817385
thats what you fags get for shitting on cutler so much

>>74817385
bears are the biggest joke in the league

>>74814076
Rodgers is NEVER going back to an owl. He's going to carry a lackluster Puckers team to the playoffs every year only to get deafeated by a real team.

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>>74817400
>>74817407
If there is a god I hope he would kill off all the McCaskey's sooner rather than later

>>74814076
its probably too late for both

Four Criteria for grading a qbs career imo

-Career Consistency
-Longevity
-Postseason Resume
-Peak Performance(How good you were in your prime? First Team All-Pro or were you just one of those guys always in the 6-10 range.)

Brady has all four

Rodgers and Brees both have a ring but don't even approach Brady's postseason accolades.

Brees almost matches Brady in longevity but only 1st Team All-Pro once where as Brady was twice and doesn't have as many down years as Brees(especially in his early San Diego days.) or in other words doesn't have the consistency.

Rodgers has Brady's regular season consistency but doesn't yet have the longevity.

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Hey /nfl/ how's your mock look?

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i fixed the iggles

>>74817505
I don't think postseason resume should be as important as postseason performance.

Any shmuck can ride a great defense to the super bowl for instance, but if you can put up great stats in a clutch situation that is very meaningful.

>>74817536
I mean I see what you're saying but people only consider it to be clutch if you win the game

Rodgers led that incredible drive vs Arizona to tie it 20-20 but no one cares because they lost in OT.

>>74817519
I dunno ask yer mum

>>74817597
Lets be better than the plebs who associate team accomplishments with QB accomplishments

>>74817520
>Edge
I'm sorry but you're retarded

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>the DENmeme BRONCÜCKS

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>>74817679

>>74817686
What's going on in that pic? Did all the meth labs in KC explode?

>>74817679
i one day hope to see a chiefs vs redskins super bowl. the shitposting would be glorious desu

>>74817666
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2017/3/22/15020134/nfl-draft-rumors-eagles-defensive-line-end-tackle-derek-barnett-philadelphia-2017-pick-cornerback-wr

Also
>implying it isn't a need with Barwin gone and Curry disappointing since his contract extension

>>74817679

I guess it's something to hang your hat on, considering your team has no real achievements in the last 50-ish years.

Why is the NFL Hall of Fame so autistic?

Positions like Safety and Kicker are randomly stupid hard to get inducted as, yet there's a bunch of above average QBs that were inducted just because "muh rings"

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kek

>>74817745
equating positions is really hard and because qb is the most important position people think more of them should get in.

>>74817709
Curry will bounce back
Their lack of production stems from our dogshit corners inability to.cover
We still have Marcus Smith rotatable As well as Alex mcCalister

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>>74817520
>fixed

Fixed. FIXED. You dumb motherfucker you going edge in round 1 in a draft deep at d-line when your shithole infested city needs WR because you can't draft wideouts to run one the most WR friendly schemes in the NFL. Even if Wentz is above-average your cheese-steak addled fan base with have a cardiac attack if he so much as fucks up one throw. Get him some help before your rabid fanbase gets drunk and rapes Santa Clause out of frustration a good QB didn't win it all in his 2nd year.

>>74817778
>You dumb motherfucker you going edge in round 1 in a draft deep at d-line when your shithole infested city needs WR because you can't draft wideouts to run one the most WR friendly schemes in the NFL.

They're probably not going WR in Round 1, not with the signings of Jeffery and Smith.

Joe Douglas is apparently having a huge impact on their draft board, and he has a history of going defense in the first when he was with the Ravens and Bears. DE is a need now and they should, for all intents and purposes, go BPA.

>>74817679
>open wiring

We can all agree that moving to Vegas will be the worst thing that could happen to the Raiders, right? Once the initial novelty wears off (five years, max), transplants and fairweather locals, about 60% of Vegas's Jacksonville-tier population, will stop going to their games. Once that happens, the stadium will be filled by tourists who will be, by and large, rooting for the opposing team.

>>74818028
vegas is one of the worst, most cultureless bandwagon transplant places in America. Really it's probably the worst city in America. No sports team should even touch that place

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>>74818028
>Las Vegas Raiders
Sounds a lot better than Oakland Raiders tbqhwyf and besides it keeps most of the spics and nignogs out as they don't have money to travel to vegas in the first place

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*blocks your passing lane*

>>74818063
> Las Vegas Raiders
>Sounds a lot better than Oakland Raiders
That's just straight up wrong. There's balance to Oakland Raiders that makes it roll off the tongue so perfectly. That's likely because the name of the team was literally hand-picked. Las Vegas makes it sound clunky and shitty.

>>74818071
am i supposed to know who this is?

raidnigger fans just want them to move to vegas so nobody can call them chokeland anymore

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>>74818082
>a land of oaks teeming with raiders
>better than a city whose history has been know to be devious and shady in the past

>>74818115
>pirates along the shadier side of the Bay
>pirates in the middle of a fucking desert

Which makes more sense.

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Is this now an anti-raiders thread? Those are my favorite

>>74817831
I saw that too, but then realized it's probably for television stuff.

>>74818125
>treasure island is in las vegas
does treeland have a treasure island? didn't think so

>>74818128
Can we please lump eagles fans with the raiders fans? All their fans are from Cali ghettos anyways.

>>74812800
>NYJ: Christian Hackenberg to make starts in 2017?
Is it not really obvious that the Jets are tanking this season?

>>74818244
that was obvious to literally everyone but you at least a week ago

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so what's next for his character arc???

>>74818527
impregnating my wife of course

Mel Kiper Jr.'s latest mock draft has Jabrill Peppers falling to the Cowboys. Is there any real chance in hell that he falls all the way to #28??

>>74818527
leaving the bucs and joining my team instead

>>74818527
the super bowl saga

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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/03/22/trent-richardsons-ex-girlfriend-accused-of-purposely-crashing-into-him/

>>74818715
some people shouldn't be allowed to breed

>>74813932
Ted Thompson ball'd.

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The best receiver in the league.

>>74818811
based on what statistic?

>>74818811

That isn't Nelson Agolaor

>>74818836
Receiving yards (the only stat that matters)

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>>74818811
i don't think so

>>74818854
OBJ and Jones nearly match him, and theyre better rounded players in general

>>74818854
>>74818836

Observation. He was injured last season and only played in 9 games. Yet, in those 9 he put up the most yards and tds. Meaning if he was healthy he would've most likely been the stat leader in yards (instead of TY) and tds.

>>74818935
and the clots still wouldve gone 8-8

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Just fuckin kill me senpai

why is everyone so low on deshaun watson? I have no clue why he isn't getting any love or draft hype this year. decent guy, proven winner, can make the throws and athletic as any top 3 mobile qb in the nfl.

>>74819126


I see exploding knees in his future

>>74819126
He is gay they don't want it getting out

>>74819126
He can't read defenses and has accuracy issues pretty much sums it up. Guy is going to be a bust

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Bullshit

>>74818715

Lel

>>74819126

He's from a meme system (shotgun, few reads) and has reportedly questionable accuracy mid and long range as well as a lot of turnovers.

>>74819197

Goodbye kickoffs

>>74819197
that's a lie

>>74819197
Ah that's not happening

>>74819197

I hope that's the case. As fun as shitposting on spee during ad breaks is, I'd rather watch the game.

>>74819197
>/sp/ getting mad at this

it probably wont be a big difference but the fact there even recognizing it's a problem is an improvement.

>>74817831
t. IT support

>>74819126
>decent guy
yes
>proven winner
winning in college doesn't matter for shit
>can make the throws
not consistently enough to be a good qb

>athletic as any top 3 mobile qb in the nfl.

even if that's true, which I don't think it is(Newton, Mariota and Wilson), mobile qbs dont transition well unless they have the fundamental passing skills.

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>>74819197
>kill this man and anyone with gloves like his

>>74819289
What the fuck is with those gloves? If he using a smoker for some delicious fall-off-the-bone ribs? Does he have a problem chewing his fingernails? What the fuck?

>>74819289
This is your average Texans fan, ladies and gentlemen.

>>74819529
>>74819387
if he uncrosses his arms the producers are telling him to find a break in the play
when he raises his hand commercials start

>>74819529

im the pss with muh panys at muh ankles kind tyvm

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>>74817831
That's nothing.

>>74819197
>commercial breaks are now 10 minutes long

Is there any chance the Browns go full retard and don't draft M. Garrett first overall so the 49ers can nab him?

>>74820212
No the Browns are actually under competent management now

>>74818715
More like crashing into an OL

>>74820212
Yes there is an extremely high chance of that happening, even if they have been making solid decisions so far.

>>74812800
>CAR: Newton needs surgery on throwing shoulder
FINISHED
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>>74820307
>>74820323
So bout a 50-50 chance you say? Better than I hoped for I never even had heard of the guy the 49ers are mocked to pick

>>74820342
Seriously. He was inaccurate before, now it'll be amazing if he hits 55% or higher.

>>74820212
nah they're going full 2014 raiders and drafting DE and QB early

>>74819197
they should reduce play clock to 30 seconds, that shit worked for the apehoop

For anyone who is bored, EA is streaming some Madden championship tourney thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZGVaFbmwjg

>>74815092
who the fuck is that Raider?

>>74820960
rich gannon?

>>74820884
The guys who compete at the highest level are always so cocky and lame talking shit.

Also
>announcers for a video game

>>74821002
yes they get to do that because you suck shit at the game and they dont. Stop getting mad at videogames faggot

Which team is the most pathetic, loser, most unsuccessful, and with the least fans throughout the NFL?

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>>74821096
1v1 me

>>74821159
Jaguars is the best combination of those things

>>74821159
Buffalo Bills

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>>74821202
I'm a fan of the Jaguars

>>74821186
>Not even top 1k

>>74821159
I want to say Texans
So Texans

>>74821159

Colts

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I know it triggers all of yinz to see this (how could it not when your shit inferior team doesn't measure up), but you need reminded.

>>74820884
I wanna see an offseason tournament played by NFL coaches

>>74821465
better shitpost while you still can

>>74821465

Only 2 rings since the 80s though

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>pyfw Las Vegas Raiders

>>74821513
thats still better than the Raiders, Dolphins, Colts, Rams, Seahawks, Bears, Chiefs, Jets, Buccaneers, Saints, Vikings, Bills, Eagles, Falcons, Panthers, Bengals, Titans, Chargers, Cardinals, Browns, Jaguars, Lions, and Texans you loser lmfao

>>74821159
Bengals

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>>74821547
Vegas doesn't deserve an NFL team at all, let alone a team like the Raiders

>>74821699
Why not? They'll be getting a straight upgrade as far as their city goes. Their recognizability will skyrocket since they arent attached to the shitheap that is Oakland.

>>74821699
I think vegas will do a lot better than people realize

There actually is a community out there now, and there are a lot of wealthy people who go there with more money than they know what to do with.

I think the minor league baseball team out there has one of the better attendances irrc

>>74821699
nobody outside california deserves the raiders and their fanbase

RIP Bryan Stork

>>74820389
less than that i'd imagine. the only thing that could make the browns pass on garrett is the allure of finally finding their franchise QB, and trubisky IS a hometown guy, so you never know. it would be a huge fuck up though, they'll almost certainly be bad enough next year to get a good QB.

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>There's a chance the eagles reach for Tre'Davious White or Marlon Humphrey
I really like them, but they're just not BPA at 14 unless the draft goes a very specific way

>>74822501
white isn't 1st round just based on his size and other corners up there
humphrey would be fine at 14 imo depending on what happens
i predict an eagles trade back if we can't get fournette or cook (jags and pants)

>>74822501
lel there is no conceivable combination of the first 13 picks that would ever make those guys BPA. if howie takes one of them or a DE i'll shoot myself

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>>74822550
>>74822564
I have a boner for White. I think he has what it takes to be an above average #1. Marlon seems like more of a safety though.

Also, Derek Barnett at 14 is a better option than Cook at 18 to me

>>74822598
derek barnett is an undersized unathletic DE who gets overrated because muh sack record and muh technique. i think he'll be a really solid player in the league and is a good fit for some teams (saints, ravens, etc.) but if we waste our first rounder on him i'll be so fucking upset. we have actual positions of intense need that should be addressed, we can't spend #14 on a position we already have two average or above starters at.

>>74822638
We have Graham, who is finally out of the Earl Thomas shadow, but Curry hasn't proved himself since singing the extension. There's so many ways the Eagles can go in this draft I just don't know what to expect. EVERYTHING seems in the realm of reality

>>74822679
problem is we gave curry a shitton of money though. barnett wouldn't even be a starter on our current team, and that makes him a bad pick at #14. i know people on here will lose their shit if you actually suggest drafting for need, but i don't think barnett is BPA or a good fit for us. i'd rather draft OJ howard if you want a BPA pick that we have starters at already.

>>74821159
I would say Bengals since they're actually pretty awful and forgettable. A lot of people want to say Browns/Jags/Bills but losing is tradition and a meme for them, which attracts the underdog bandwagon.

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>>74822710
I think you go BPA if there isn't a player close enough to BPA at a position of need. So like, if Trubustky is somehow BPA, but two spots off is a defensive tackle, take the tackle. But don't reach for shit

I don't think we'll be reaching though

I predict the Browns will win the Super Bowl.

>>74822550
Humphrey seems like a very likely scenario for #14. IIRC, he was the first guy they had in for a visit.

I'm torn on him. The guy clearly looks the part and did well at the combine, but I just don't think he can cover well enough. Dude can hit for sure, but he's too much of a project to be taken at #14.

I have never really been a fan of any hyped Bama DB coming into the draft though.

>>74822744
if a QB actually goes in the top 13, we won't be reaching. if two go, we have a chance to get a real impact player with the pick, maybe even someone like corey davis or malik hooker or dalvin cook.

i just hate people mocking us "safe" picks like tre'davious white or barnett that are obviously a reach or a bad fit. 2bh sidney jones getting injured fucked up eagles mocks so bad lmao.
>>74822764
saban teaches them to shuffle, not backpedal. works in college but not in the NFL. humphrey is an athlete but he gets burned all the time, i really fucking don't want him at #14.

>>74822747
I predict you're a retard.

>>74822150
Remember when retarded Pats fans (redundant, I know) said that Stork was better than Linsley?

>>74822811
>player gets a bunch of concussions and has to retire
>sneak uses this as an opportunity to crow about a packers player

wow you're a real piece of human garbage, huh?

>>74821159
>>74821202

The Jaguars haven't been around long enough to deserve the "most unsuccessful" label. They were really good for 4 or 5 seasons and decent for maybe another 4 or 5 seasons and they've only been around for 21 seasons.

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>>74822778
it was a hypothetical, my man

You now realize the browns were undefeated between 1996-1998

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>>74822879
i know, i'm just a sperg when it comes to the draft. you should see my flowcharts

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>>74818571
>Another NFC South team
Step right up

>>74822811
He was very good, just suffered like 4 concussions in 3.5 years from his last year in college

>>74820212
No. They're all in on Garrett. They have an "astronomical grade" on him. I guess they think getting to the next level literally involves Myles Garrett piloting a spaceship. Who knows? Either way, Garrett goes #1 to Cleveland. At #12, if Trubisky is gone, I think they'll go DB or Safety.

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>>74817003
Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember from Educational Training Camp films as "Lord of the Sac Flies" and "The Wildcat Formation Forever"

>>74822811
Remember when the fudge packers lost to a bird team in the playoffs?

Remember when retarded Packer fans (redundant, I know) said that Rodgers was better than Brady?

>>74822858
being good for one quarter of your existence isn't impressive

>>74822469
Yeah, but Trubisky isn't the same type of "Hometown guy" as Kosar was. Bernie intentionally spurned the NFL Draft and used a loophole because he wanted to play for Cleveland and no one else (basically staying the fuck away from Buffalo which Jim Kelly had avoided previously by going to the USFL). He entered the Supplemental Draft because Cleveland somehow bought the 1st pick or something like that. You'll never see that happen again. Even if Trubisky wants to go to Cleveland, he won't fall that far. Someone will reach for him.

>>74822735
The Browns have a large fanbase. Even a pretty big international following with the Browns Backers. Been that way since the 50s.

>Jags could sign Tom Brady and hire Belichick and will STILL NEVER have more than 5 wins in a season ever again
Kill me

>Football fans can soon expect less commercials in between games.


>“Together with our broadcast partners, we will be working to meaningfully reduce down time and the frequency of commercial breaks in our game,” announced NFL commissioner Roger Goodell on Wednesday via Twitter. “We will also be giving our broadcast partners increased flexibility to avoid untimely breaks in the action. For example, we know how annoying it is when we come back from a commercial break, kick off, and then cut to a commercial again. I hate that too. Our goal is to eliminate it.”

>It was earlier announced that Goodell would be taking a pay cut in 2017/18

Hopefully this cuck is on his way out after humiliating himself and the league with defakegate

>>74823219
tell me when's taking a kick to the nuts

>>74823198
You could sign them right this second and go 8-8

>>74823261
and runaway with the division

Christine Michael reportedly re-signed with the Packers

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unofficial power rankings of draft prospects that ya'll niggas sleeping on
>QB
1. Mahomes 2. Kelly 3. Watson 4. Kizer 5. Peterman 6. Webb 7. kaaya sucks dickkkkk
>RB
1. Fournette 2. McCaffery aka danny woodhead slot reciever 3. Dalvin Cook 4. Kamara 5. Jamaal Williams 6. kareem hunt 7. marlon mack 26. Donta foreman if he ever learns how to run without standing straight up like a fence post
>WR
1. williams 2. davis 3. chris godwin 4. cooper kupp 5. ju ju smith 6. zay jones 7. travis rudolph
>TE
1. howard 2. njoku 3. engram 4. butt 5. legget 6. bucky 7. Hikutini is a beast 8. Sprinkle or Shaheen
>OT
who cares this draft
>C
1. Pocic, 2.Elflein, 3.Orlovsky, 4.Toth
>G
1. Feeney 2. Dawkins 3. Lamp 4. Johnson 5. Asiata

as for defense, well its fucking stacked so that would take a whole other post

>>74822901
Post flowchart lad


OLD GAY FOUND HOLY SHIT
ITS IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW
MAN FROM BALTIMORE FOUND IN NEW YORK SELF PROCLAIMED "CAME OUT TO KILL AFRICAN AMERICANS", PICKED NEW YORK FOR PRESS
FORMER ARMY
27 YEARS OLD
STABBED AND KILLED ONE BLACK GUY AND TURNED HIMSELF IN
ITS LITERALLY OLD BAY

>>74823285
Cook is the best RB in the class fkn fite me

>>74823281
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/844676941575802880

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>>74823319
Cooks gonna drop out of the top 20 now. he's late late 1st or early 2nd.

>bad combine
>nothing but 3rd gear speed that he needs a (small) runway for
>go fast sonic niggers with bad combines sink like stones on draft day

>>74823290
Uwot

>>74822819
Um, duh?

>>74823290
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/suspect-midtown-knife-killing-surrenders-cops-article-1.3005263

>>74823281
took him long enough
packers don't need more than ty and michael

>>74814543
He was a depth corner from SMU that was drafted by Dallas. I think he starts for the Saints now.

>>74823281
does it bother anyone else that black people just get named by their mother who may or may not have her GED and this is what happens?

>Christine
youre named chistine? like a girl? NO its pronounced Christian.
>Samuel
wassup sam. NO its pronounced SAYMEEL.

I'm fine with putting lay or day in front of regular names to niggerfy them (layshawn, daylarry)
but now they expect correct spelling and phonetics to be cast aside
its not anyones fault your name is christine. blame your parent(s)(1/100th) who named you. just sick of seeing all these names spelled incorrectly and announcers turning lajarcku'detrayvon jenkins into "here comes jack jenkins down the field"

The funny names are great. but just having an actual name and saying it isnt the same as the one used for women is bullshit.

>>74821159
Texans or jags

>>74823454
>youre named chistine? like a girl? NO its pronounced Christian
I always said it like kris-tin

>>74821994
>I think the minor league baseball team out there has one of the better attendances irrc
No but they are ranked 50 out of 160 and growing

>>74823474
yeah but kristen is also a chicks name and the faggot could have left the E off the end.

pretty sure he calls himself christian.

>Cam needs shoulder surgery
maybe they'll replace his shoulder with one that can actually complete a pass

>>74823285
Mayhomes is meme qb from a meme system, every scout says he has TERRIBLE mechanics

>>74823409

>>74823454
Nam-dee Ah-sem-wah
Tor-in Dorn
Akwasi Owusu-Ansah
Adinochinobe Echemandu

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rate my cover skills

>>74823586
Burnt/10

>>74823526
SAVAGE!!!!!!!!1

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>>74823586
10/10

>>74823788
better tackling form than artie burns

>>74823788
Is that a catch?

>>74823968
yes

t. dez bryant

>>74823968
took 3 steps with clear ball controll

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Giants with this draft, Hankins walking, and a 4th string CB signed in late free agency wins the super bowl.

>>74824071
heard the same thing last year

they made too many dumb signings, jpp, snacks etc and then that defense got lit up in the postseason giving up 38 points.

>>74824094
Defense without JPP or DRC. When Jordy Nelson came in the came with maybe Trevin Wade(?) covering him yeah Rodgers tore that defense apart

>>74824131
I'm not sure what you're saying but the packers put up 38 without Jordy

>>74824229
Maybe I have gay retard disease, maybe I blocked that out. Who plays from the slot for Green Bay

>>74824284
Randall Cobb who had 116 yards and 3 TDs

>>74824409
Yeah and how much of that came in the first half before DRC left the game?

They can't win without a star pass rusher and a star corner so their depth is suspect, however I'm still putting most of that loss on the offense completely shitting the bed. 0/2 in the redzone and settling for field goals twice. If that turns in to 4 touchdowns you have 35-38 packers still win because of a hail mary.

I'm making an ass of myself playing what if games but my point is injured defense plus terrible offense = loss.

>>74813182
Manti teo is such a garbage linebacker. Literally everyone that was behind him in the depth chart at one point has out played him and usurped him. Lmao he's so slow and so tentative that he only contributes to a play after someone's slowed the ball carrier down. Fuck you're so fucking stupid JFFM, you try so fucking hard you giants dick riding faggot

>>74824547
>Literally everyone that was behind him in the depth chart at one point has out played him and usurped him

Heh, iirc Jatavis Brown's amassed more tackles in his one season -- which wasn't even a full season -- than Te'o did his entire time playing.

>>74824526
>Yeah and how much of that came in the first half
I dont remember exactly when drc went out but 3 of his 5 catches, 70 yards and 1 TD were in the first half

>>74814789
How can you be a Brady fan and not a Patriots fan? Whats the difference between sucking a dick and holding one in your mouth?

>>74819126
He's black, unless you have the athleticism of Mike Vick, the negro simply doesnt have the drive or mental capability to ever become a top tier QB on par with Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, or Aaron's Rodgers

>>74824610
First quarter, tried to come back after half time and couldn't.
Maybe the coaches should've done a better job adapting but the defense is very very good.

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>wake up in the morning
>not a bucs fan
>no qt bucs wife with her leg draped around my waist and her hand on my crotch
>no happy bucs doggo racing in with happy tail-wag
>no qt bucs daughter chasing the doggo and seeing her loving mummy and daddy

why would anyone do this???

why even live???

>>74823586
That kid slow af

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>>74823290
Obsessed

>>74824633
donavan mcnabb was elite you racist

Where will you be when the packers offense averages 40 points a game next year?

Occasional euro nfl fan here. Can some ameribro tell me the biggest winner/losers of the off-season so far? Appreciated!

>>74825182
>losers
bengals, puckers come to mind
>winners
just always the pats, teams like the browns and the jags always "win", but it never matters

This season is the big one for Oakland, the defense is quick to the ball and WILL crush your QB, the DBs have gotten better, David Amerson will be a young, lock down corner, T.J. Carrie will be snatching passes out of the air, Karl Joseph will absolutely fuck your shit up, with a pick, strip, sack or even a hard hit, Reggie Nelson will be an underrated playmaker and lock up the deep passes. Khalil Mack will be the next hybrid of LT and Howie Long, he will NOT be blocked, MEJ has a great skillset for a young player, with the tutelage of Bruce Irvin Jihad Ward. will be the next Greg Townsend, Aldon Smith will join a fierce and quick LB corp, joining the former Redskin PRJ, young stud Ben Heeney, and hard hitting Cory James. Justin Ellis the anchor of front 7 and help neutralize anything over the middle, you can't run on this team's line for more than a yard. The 2017 offense will be a high octane force to be reckoned with, young upstart Derek Carr has found his groove and is starting to be recognized with his play against tough defenses and his ability to read said defenses, Marshawn Lynch is a nice blend of power and speed, Jalen richard is a dangerously fast and elusive back, a formidable 1-2 punch for the rush, then you have speedster DeAndre Washington, and Olawale, a FB, can flat out fly down field. Amari Cooper has certainly shown what he can do, he's fast, sturdy and can burn anyone who blinks when they cover him, Michael Crabtree brings his blend of talent and experience to Raiders' receiving corps, Grabtree can go out and bring anything in for the TD, Seth Roberts another young, high potential receiver, he's a strong RAC receiver you'd best double cover him and with offense lighting up the boards, we come to the o-line, anchored by Hudson, this offensive line will give any d-line fits!

>>74825182
>losers
Packers, Panthers, Redskins, Cowboys

>Winners
Patriots, Jags, Browns

>>74825616
kys

>>74825646

>Cowboys

How are they such big losers?

They have Dak and Zeke, did they lose great players? Or just fail to get more talent?

>>74825140
I think Pie's referring to option QBs, Donovan was a really solid pocket passer.

>captcha STOP WWII
the fuck?

>>74825847
Both really. They lost 4 starters off their secondary, and signed no new defensive players. Yeah their defense sucked, but it's about to get worse at a time when the rest of their division is ramping up their offenses.

Dak and Zeke don't count for or against them as far as off season is concerned.

>>74825847
Cowboys lost their whole secondary

REMINDER:
THE FALCONS BLEW A 25 POINT LEAD IN THE SUPER BOWL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Armonty Bryant re-signed

nice

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>>74826006

>>74826006
who?

>>74826028
Under no circumstance would E and O not be on the board yet. Not even in your fantasy meme world

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>>74826061
the player could have been saving his money on vowels when he knew what the answer was already. Do you even /wheel/?

>inb4 'is WoF an sport?'

>>74826218
>Used I and A

>>74826218
yo you are literally getting bodied out here
>>74826250

>>74826028
>The Falcons blow a twenty-five print load

>>74826250
>>74826329
everyone needs help to start, you don't NEED to be a dumbass and guess every vowel

>>74826349
kek

>>74826396
Yes, but E and O are much more common vowels. For christ sake E is the most commonly used letter!

>>74826396
>unironically buying I before buying E
dude stop

AFC: Patriots vs Raiders
Patriots win
NFC: Falcons vs Packers
Packers win
SB: Packers vs Patriots
Patriots win

>>74825966
>>74825980

No playoffs at all for Cowboys then.

>>74826453
>Falcons making it to the NFCC
>Packers beating them

I don't know which one of these is more wrong

>>74826427
E > A > I > O > U as far as vowel frequency in English goes iirc

that isn't even the original btw. it had some but not all of the E's and O's in there, and I fixed it because that's not how Wheel of Fortune (which flows better than Hangman for Cash) works

>>74826483
I wouldn't be surprised. They have a harder schedule this year too because they won their division and they play the AFCW.

>>74826487
Main contenders in NFC are Seahawks, Falcons, Packers and Cowboys
Cowboys gave a worse defense now and more tape of Dak to study him, and the Seahawks get worse every year. The Packer scold have beaten the Falcons this year. They played incredibly sloppy in the first half. Missed field goal, fumble, interception, failing to get what should have been easy turnovers. A tighter game and they would have won

>>74826483
we can only hope, leaf friend.

>>74826536
The Falcons aren't going back to the SB. Their team will not get over blowing a 25 point lead. Seahawks threw that pick and they're still overcoming it. Falcons made about twenty decisions as bad as that pick in the last quarter.

>>74826453
what bold, daring predictions

>>74826536
remember when the Panthers were supposed to stay a contender?
The NFC South is impossible to predict m8. The Buccs will probably win the divison with a 6-10 record this year just for the fuck of it

>>74826536
Honestly, the Cowboys miss the playoffs next year

>Mexican jersey theft reportedly had Kurt Warner sign his own stolen Superbowl jersey and was in the process of selling it back to him

Absolute madman

>>74826851

The NFC playoff teams will be

>Iggs
>Packers
>Bucs
>Cards

>Lions
>Hawks

you read it here first

>>74826795
The NFCS is the most meme division in the NFL. Saints are consistently mediocre despite an all time great QB, Bucs spend years rebuilding enough to go know a mild run before blowing the fuck up, and the Falcons and Panthers trade losing/winning records every year.

>>74826929
My prediction was more along the lines of

>Packers
>Giants
>Falcons
>Seahawks

>Panthers
>Eagles

>>74826929
>Cards

Man. /sp/ really likes that meme

>>74826946
there will not be more than one NFCS team in the playoffs