This really happened >On a date with a girl, went to a sports

>>74803568
really makes me ponder

>>74803568

>hotpockets in Germany

I almost believed you

He must be paid pretty well, I assume

I had my phone out during half time once, looking at slags and this guy kicked me out the stadium for a whole week, he was only a volunteer bathroom cleaner...

>>74803589
If you really want them you can get them in Germany. I bet there are stores that sell hotpockets and if everything else fails try amazon.

>>74803568
Did you punch him back?

i dont get this new meme

>>74803568
You didn't even wait a week. I feel for your imaginary gf if you're that fast in bed.

>>74803650
Women don't like sex. Thus it's a good thing for them when sex ends early and they get their reward (money) for it faster

>>74803568
>Hamburg

And yet it is clear from your story that you were born and raised in West Philadelphia.

>>74803674
>>>/r9k/

>>74803674
t. pinhead German from /bet/

>>74803568
Many such cases! Sad!

>>74803568
>has a season ticket for her local team... so she's got a ridiculously hot body

i guess yusuf, ugur and taifun team her quite often

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very good post

saved to my german banter folder

>>74803674
>Women don't like sex with me
Fixed

>>74803674

*extremely Trump voice* Wrong

>>74803568
Just imagine the monetary compensation this gentleman is receiving for going through such a hassle.

>>74803568
Not sports related

i don't get it. did she remain in the bar after you were thrown out?

>>74803638
we are comparing /sp to a sports bar or a stadium and how janis will ban your ass for posting anything non sports related

it's pretty clever 2bh

>>74803858
This.
OP your story is full of unanswered questions.

are all you euros newfags or just autistic? it's a painfully obvious allegory for the moderation of /sp/

>/sp/
>girls

>>74803905
Everyone is just playing along you Ameridumb

>>74803568
>Hamburg and other cities in Europe are actual places with normal people doing normal things
It still doesn't quite register. I just sort of assumed it was all mythological like Lord of the Rings

>>74804602
We murdered all non-humans some time ago. All normal now, even though some halflings are still around from time to time.

>>74803674
t. Frauenversteher

>>74803568
UN KILOMETRE A PIED, CA USE, CA USE
UN KILOMETRE A PIED, CA USE LES SOULIERS

>>74803905
Thank you for explaining the joke, DeLeywon Adrián.

>>74803674
men dont like sex either

it's dull. we love the end product

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>>74805413
*clap clap clap*

>>74803568
>allowing yourself to get tackled by a neckbeard
Your fault.

>>74805434
End product is the orgasm?

>>74805540
A child.

Men love having a stable life with a family to raise