/cric/

taking the straffpill lads who's with me?

ellyse > holly

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>>74703540

drank 4L of water today lads

12th inch for The Grand House's penis.

*drinks beer*

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aussies have got used to losing.
losing is their fate now.

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

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>>74703557
Remember how I said recently I’d taken my favourite ever pic? Yeah it’s been topped. If you want to use this, hit me up

Nth for Sean is fat

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do you think de grandhomme could satisfy this?

My body becomes sexual when I am turned on, not when you are.

>>74703604
THICC

Can /cric/ recommend a show for me to watch? Getting sleepy Tbh

>>74703626
https://twitter.com/straffo

>>74703626
I've been watching Suits. Pretty entertaining.

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>>74703633

>>74703540
threadGOD

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love how he's joining the bill leak bashing squad
has absolutely no morals in the pursuit of poon

>>74703633
I got banned about a year ago because I commented "Based Straffo" on one of his posts. Fucking sperg.

>>74703667
kek

i wonder if he knows that something is wrong with him

>>74703635
Who's this cute girl?

I love straffo

Laughed about bill leaks death desu

on that keto diet yet lads?

dubs and straffo ends up as a movie critic/director

>>74703694

I want to try GOMAD because i'm skinny but /fit/ won't tell me if it's a meme or not.

>>74703705
not a meme to be honest
just space out the milk and eat a good diet

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How many minutes ago did they go on lunch lads?

>>74703705
All that weight you gain you will just put on around your stomach. Don't do it. Eat heaps of tuna and you'll be set.

>>74703726
only if he doesnt exercise

how long is this fucking lunch

>>74703762
i wonder if they eat indian food

>>74703762
their mother got the order wrong, had to recook it.

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>>74703590

>>74703705

2L of full cream a day here

>>74703846

How is your stomach lad?

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>>74703657
suits is dogshit
>>74703626
twin peaks season 1 to get prepped for season 3 this year

>>74703667
I got blocked after I followed him and retweeted something

>>74703860
season 2 was kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QBl-BuEIV8

>>74703886
Most of season 2 was fucking garbage with all that soap opera shit.

>>74703893
any episode involving either david lynch or mark frost was absolutely elite, but yeah the middle section was fucking garbage. Fuck ABC for ruining it.

Season 3 is entirely directed by lynch and co-written by both lynch and frost though so I have high hopes

>Sharma making fun of a retard

how is this allowed?

>>74703905
spasticgate 2017 Tbh

>>74703893
>all that soap opera shit

As opposed to the rest of the show which had none of it?

First half of Season 2 was just as good if not even better than Season 1 as a whole. The finale was easily the best episode in the series. Even the "soap opera" shit was still quality

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>>74703705
>>74703712

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>>74703914
>Even the "soap opera" shit was still quality

Remember that time Goosey got so buttflustered that his thread wasn't getting any attention he bitched to the mods to get the other one deleted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw9bpuJRoyU

k i n o
i
n
o

>>74703914
>Even the "soap opera" shit was still quality

I can't objectively argue with this, it's a bad opinion but you're entitled to this.

>>74703920

Kek.

>>74703923
Correct

And the last act of Fire Walk With Me is easily one of the most POWERFUL minutes of cinema ever recorded

Need to finish twin peaks
Binge watched season 1 and most of season 2 in December but stopped for some reason

>>74703935
Fire Walk With Me is literally the most underrated movie ever made, but you can't seriously tell me you enjoyed James getting cucked by middle aged women, nadine going to high school, catherine martell pretending to be an elderly asian man or Dick Tremayne changing a tire?
I enjoyed Bobby's subplot and Ben Horne going crazy, but fuck the rest of that shit. The finale was LITERALLY a big middle finger to all of that by Lynch

>>74703946
>some reason

Because it turns to shit, but you should watch the end though. You can safely skip any part with James, you won't miss a thing.

Game going on and more than half the comments are about tv. I think /cric/ is dead.

Remember that time Goosey got so buttflustered that people weren't talking about cricket in his thread thread and bitched to the mods to them banned?

kohli ded

>>74703956
the finale more than makes up for the shit you have to wade through in season 2 Tbh

PLEASE TELL ME YOUVE INJURED YOUR SHOULDER PISS RAT.

kek get fucked pissrat

>thought Kohli was hurt for a moment

one can only hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snP5dMsFoAY

k i n o

I bet pissrat is just faking it so he won't have to embarrass himself with the bat again

Will Smith smith out a much needed captains knock?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghSAUjeD_k

k
i
n
o

>>74704007

jaden smith is a philosopher m8

>>74704014
is jaden smith related to will smith?

Fuck Australia and fuck white people

>>74704017
t. straffo

If Shaun Marsh gets out cheaply again, he WILL be dropped for the terrorist, and this makes gatecunt FURIOUS

>>74704024

Is gatecunt related to walkcunt?

>>74704030
Just arch nemesises I think m8

Still don't rate him

>handscomb will be good in india

HAHA TIME FOR MEMES

meme time lads

>handsCUM

Just got my arsehole stretched out lads

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It's fucking time lads

>>74704047
pics

>>74704047
S T A T S G O D
T
A
T
S
G
O
D

>maximum glenwell
>Wearing white
Ohboy

why did we let this happen lads?
is this the end of Australian cricket

BIG STRONK MEMES

>>74704047

Based statsy

>>74704047
Hows the family fish n chips shop going lad?

Reverse sweep when?

>>74704047
Handsome and muscular statsjesus

>>74704047
BASED statsbottom

Hayden is actually a reasonable commentator , much better than Cuck and Bald Lee

>>74704047
STATSMESSIAH HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS

>>74704091
that was the only """insight""" he's had all series

This is easily the weakest of statscunts gimmicks

>>74704047
STATSDEITY WONT YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>>74704100
I have literally never so much as smiled at it

Consistency is a quality of the very best. Just like that, Steve Smith gets to 50!

>>74704112
Meme Shit is elite

>>74704107
There's no creativity in it. He's just amalgamating the worst parts of two exhausted gimmicks.

Personally i really enjoyed his turn up each night, drop a muscular truthbomb and then immediately leave gimmick

>>74704115
I also enjoyed the 2000 word mattpost gimmick that was either targeting you, gatecuck or daniel

>>74704120
>you
How do you know who >he, is? I assume you think you are talking to KrazyKuckold?

>>74704123
I believe so, yes.

>test is on
>all discussion is LE FUGG LE SDADSGUGG XDD
The state of poopeelian /cric/

>he's got to look to play straight and spend some time out in the middle

so basically don't be maxwell

>>74704123
He's right, it is me

Maxwell should play his natural game and look to be aggressive against the spinners.

>>74704134
No, it's me, Sean

Sean here ama

>maxwell

holy shit, they actually did it

again

>>74704152
daniel

>>74704142
do you pronounce your own name in your head as 'seen' first? or do you always see 'shawn'

>>74704154
I pronounce it "Sean"

this is the pooest looking pitch in a while

really want maxwell to get out

>>74704160
Worst I've seen since the SCG

kek he's actually fucked lads

>268

Hey boys how are we all?

Is Steve Smith better than Clarke as captain?

Mark my words lads, this will be Maxwell's breakout match. He will feature in every test match from now on and average above 50 in his test career.

>>74704186
In Asia he objectively is

>>74704186
kek

>>74704187
kek

Based Maxy donning the baggy greeg. Most aesthetic look in sport.

>>74704187
Calm down lad

>>74704187
T. Maxwell Ltd. Shareholder

What are the best hookup apps lads? Getting some serious traction with Happn at the moment.

>>74704187
hope you're right lad

>>74704209
Theres this good app called "going down to shads and picking up freshies"

This is without a doubt the best Maxwell has appeared in any test innings, and half of his limited overs.

I anticipate a century at least.

desu i hope maxwell does good, i just want us to have a good no. 6

plus the memes

>>74704244
Upvoted

memes

>>74704249
thanks senpai, please subscribe to my blog

yeah good referral

>>74704244
if he fits in as a Test no. 6 he won't be a memester anymore

maxwell looks really solid so you know he's going to get out soon trying to switch hit one for six

>>74704262
Andrew Symonds became a test cricketer but remained a meme

>pooshant

K E K

>>74704272
actually true that

lmao

Glenn Maxwell is 16 from 37.

Glenn Maxwell averages 16 with a HS of 37.

You're welcome.

Based India giving Australia a free run

top lmao

>>74704282
really gets your hero honda motor running

>>74704272
we would kill for andrew symonds to bat at 6 now

>>74704287
Looking forward to a few DLF Maximums today desu

>Pisshant Pooma

>>74704282
No one cares you fucking sperg, go take your dad's cock up your ass your the fifth time today.

Did they lose a review?

>Andrew Symonds playing
>monkeys making monkey noises to imply Symonds in the monkey

Shut the fuck up it wouldn't have been overturned so they lose the review a

>>74703560
this

based maxwell improving his average

Reminder that the best all-rounder in world cricket , pat Cummins, is playing

>>74704282
Just kidding m8, thanks for the insight

>>74704313
He got injured this morning

>"Maxwell's batting average to improve from this inning."

>>74704314
t. Cummin's physiotherapist

>>74703589
alri kermits arsehole

does anyone actually think warner is elite?

Looking forward to seeing the world's best allrounder, Pat Cummings, bowling lads.

>>74704318
meant to be to >>74704313

India would have lost that review if it wasn't a no ball. That's bullshit

Australia to be all out for 290, Maxwell to get a century in both innings but still be dropped because the selectors have been bought out by New Cuck Wales.

>>74704332
T. Ian Healy

>>74704325
people who only watch channel 9's summer of cricket

>>74704338
t. Mrs Maxwell

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/tennis/ owns /cric/

>>74704357
So why is your pic an a league player?

Sydney, New South Wales

Reminder Ishant is better than his numbers suggest

>>>/pol/116891483

>>74704357
has there ever been a worse genetic combination?

>>74704373
Nihowma

>>74704374
This is a stupid meme

What % of the way is smithgod to his ton?

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>>74704376
>going on /pol/

>>74704383
Watt Smithgud was an English peasant from the 1200s

>>74704374
Saw him in perth debut crew

>>74704374
Not saying a lot because his numbers are straight trash

>>74704377
what nigger wog balding quasimodo?

>>74704381
I didn't say he was great, I just said his not as terrible as raw stats indicate.

what the fuck was that car driving analogy

>Sharma
Ishan't

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>>74704405

>>74704408
upboat

>Steven Smith is the seventh quickest ever to 5000 Test runs

What's your postcode lads?

3047 here ama

>>74704425
t. Antonio Materazzi

First Test was like A New Hope (for Australian cricket in Asia), Second Test was like The Empire Strikes Back (Ishant is Renshaws father?!).
So for this third Test i'm predicting an aussie victory, with the help of some furry little creatures (Maxwells forearms), and the Return of the Jedi (Cummins).

>>74704425
3011 lad

>>74704425
t. mehmet turkigan

>>74704445
Don't even have to look this up to know it's reddit

>>74704445
jesus

>>74704446
t. Davo

>>74704425
Greentext us the last time you ejaculated inside of a girl

>>74704425
2612

>>74704446
t. Phuong Nguyen

>>74704425
6008

>>74704425
5171

>>74703589
>bangla cuck talking about sports

>>74704455
>footscray
>davo

>>74704462
legitamately the name of my favourite soup shop

https://twitter.com/etdragonpunch/status/842239459928166400

>>74704470
is footscray not working class anymore?

>>74704476
footscray might be working class (which is changing anyway, gentrificationland), but it's not anglo

>>74704463
>GT

bet you're a cunt

>>74704460
>tfw work for Federal government
>tfw escaped Canberra

>>74704488
Where did you go? What do you do?

>>74704488
how's armidale lad?

>>74704490
Sydney, don't worry say sorry because these faggots already know too much about me

>>74704493
The Maccas is elite

>>74704493
is armidale related to armadale?

>>74704498
I've lived in Sydney for a few years and honestly I'd prefer living in Canberra because of property prices and congestion.

>>74704476
it's becoming gentrified

>>74704498
>the maccas is elite
kek
based public servant

>>74704503
I definitely sympathise with that but personally I'm immune to it because I just live in one of my mums properties and catch the bus to work each morning

>>74704503
>tfw live in Adelaide and none of those things are a real problem for me

Though that's probably because I work at a bottle-o and live way down south.

>>74704515
Lucky bastard

>>74704460
>2612
north side master race

former 2601 here

What a meme slog

absolutely retarded

>>74704530
Did you live on campus or something?

>>74704473
>bioware
>good since kotor

>>74704522
Very. I'm actually paying more in expenses (still paying rent, but on mates rates) than I was in Canberra, but well below the market rate.

Canberra is actually becoming quite expensive. Houses went up 15% last year and rental yields are higher than Sydney as a %. Even compared to when I was going to college in ANU, I was paying $250/week for a catered room. The same thing now is double that, and that was only in 2012.

>>74704537
yeah for a few years

then moved to o'connor, 2602

down the road from david pocock actually

>>74704519
>tfw live in Adelaide

are you using a generator or something to power your computer?

>>74704546
ANU lodge or one of the colleges?

>>74704546
>>74704552
which hall?

B R U C E reporting in

kek based memeswell

>>74704556
>>74704552
burgmann master race. just like my mate kevin rudd.

home of the biggest fuckwits on campus

>>74704545
Yeah it's fucked, I lived on campus last year but am in a share house atm, the rates keep on increasing to ridiculous levels to pay for a fucking light rail that will help only people living in Gungahlin.

>>74704559
>home of the biggest fuckwits on campus
That's not how you spell Johns

wallop

>>74704560
thats why you shoudn't vote communist labor

>>74704559
His son went to my school. He was the biggest pothead and was the shittest fucking DJ lmao.

>>74704552
I went to Burgmann as well.

>>74704560
>light rail
>in Canberra
this makes me fucking kek everytime

Fun fact, do you know how many people the ACT Public Service employs? Note this is the Territory government and NOT the Commonwealth.

~30000 - for a population of what, 350k?

kek

KEK

K E K

>>74704425
2047

Oh another good one

The ACT Government grad program last year had more jobs than the NSW Government grad program

>>74704570
Add that to federal public service AND military, Canberra is effectively an artificial economy kept afloat by government expenditure. What it means is that everyone here lives in their own self entitled bubble with no sense of perspective. Drives me mad, and is why I want to leave after my degree at some point.

Is tasmania a real place, are we sure it even exists?

>>74704575
>drummoyne
no thanks

>>74704569
gday phil, didnt know you liked cricket

>>74704575
do you consider yourselves inner-city down there

I should add when I lived in Sydney, I got to live in the best of the best in two different places, Garden Island and Watson's Bay. But fuck living in the west or south would be shithouse.

>>74704585
Canberra is necessary if you want Federation though. Otherwise it's six independent countries

>>74704600
>But fuck living in the west or south would be shithouse.
I for one have been advocating to have a Berlin-style wall erected along the Ryde-Five Dock axis years for years

How were you living in Watsons btw? Are your rents trillionare's?

>>74704600
Did you ever meet Shane in Watson's Bay?

who /sydneyuniversityvillage/ here?

>>74704612
Nah, the old man's in the military so we lived in the navy base there. Same for Garden Island at HMAS Kuttabul.

>>74704615
Kek

>>74704619
Na i'm not a fag

>>74704621
Not too many fags here just full of asians

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What's /cric/ drinking tonight?

Pic related

>>74704619
Usyd is the only halfway decent left in Sydney now that UNSW has lobotomised itself

>>74704623
>Not too many fags here

All you need to do is look in the mirror mr uni

>>74704612
Also the amount of South African Jews in Eastern Sydney is astounding. In my public school, thw two options for a language other than English were Hebrew for the Jews and Italian for the Goyim, and there were more people doing Hewbrew

>>74704625
75c coles soda water

>>74704630
>South African Jews in Eastern Sydney
what? All the South Africans are in St. Ives

Other than the guy that owns Reddam House, all the other Jews in Double Bay etc are the regular variety

>>74704635
>Double Bay
meant Bondi Junction. That's the big jewhub

>>74704635
does being an ex-rhodesian make up for them being jewish?

an accident closed the freeway and it took me three hours to get home from work

>>74704635
St Ives and Eastern Sydney are the two hubs. I fucking learnt the South African national anthem and got introduced to biltong because of how many they are. There are heaps in Dover Heights and Vaucluse

>>74704646
Sydney or Melbourne?

>>74704646
Which part of the greater Geelong area do you live in m8?

>>74704646
i'm not permitted to drive for 3 more months

>>74704652
Lara

>>74704646
Actually it's Melbourne isn't it. Top story on google news. Fatal car crash

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/one-dead-in-horror-peakhour-crash-on-princes-freeway-20170316-guzozw

>>74704647
>was in Bondi Junction a couple of weeks ago when the King of the Jews was visiting Sydney
>he arrived in the area as I was visiting
>couldnt leave for hours because all the roads were closed down
I was seething

>>74704646
was there at least cricket on the radio?

>>74704664
Jesus came to Bondi Junction?

>>74704664
didn't realize Michael Klinger was so popular

Melbourne fags I have some questions about your "city"

1) Why are the areas that sprawl down the east and South considered good and the West shit? Sunshine is apparently considered the worst part of Melbourne and it is far closer to the CBD than any of that southern sprawl. By contrast in Sydney wealth and prestige is easily measured by distance from the water and to a lesser extent the CBD, it is all very logical
2) Your freeways are good but trying to get into the city is borderline impossible. And thats compared to Sydney. Why?
3) Your airport is a gorillion km from the city. Why?

>>74704675
He is everywhere so he doesn't need to travel. Must of been Klinger

>>74704640
no

MAXI HIGHEST TEST SCORE GOAT

>>74704591
Inner-west.
>>74704588
Jealous of the water views mate?

Has Maxwell surpassed MMarsh aggregate 4 innings score?

>>74704742
Very funny KrazyKuck

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>>74704757

MEMES

based Big Meme

Ha ha! Time for memes!

always rating maxi in test lads

never doubted him once

>>74704753
>implying i can't see the harbour and the bridge

>>74704690
1. Because the western suburbs were not established until much later than the inner south/east, and they have always been heavily industrial and working class. Lots of commission areas too. They have always been more affordable than a suburb of comparable distance in the east simply because they're not as nice to live in. That is slowly changing though, with traditional shitholes like Footscray becoming trendy, and that will stretch out to areas like Sunshine within the next few years (imo).

They should have played Wade at 6 and Maxwell at 7 for the ultimate laff

>>74704690
Sunshine will be hipster soon

>>74704783
>yfw Wade bowls before Maxwell

not a single moment goes by where i cannot immerse myself entirely in live sport

>>74704792
Based Ragnar Lothbrok

>>74704792
Based Mace Windu

Cricket is truly kino lads

>>74704792
based a character that british bloke who does the ads when i watch a BT sport stream plays

>>74704792
Based Space Dindu

Will Smith score a century?

love Maxwell in the team, its almost like having another Gilchrist to get things moving again

>>74704809
will smith is an actor mate

This has possibly been the best /cric/ thread in months, and I attribute it to the lack of peelanders

is starc injured again?

Who /Midland OrGreaterPerthEasternSuburbsAndSwanValley/ here?

Anyone wanna grab a pint? Scared of all the bogans desu

>>74704820
slowpoke.jpg

>>74704820
in a word yes

>>74704809

Will Smith is a Senior Counterintelligence NCOIC with 12+ years with SOF HUMINT Targeting m8

>>74704814
how does this make me laugh every fucking time?

>>74704816
Literally nothing going on to do with New Zealand right now and you can't resist bringing us up. Lol.

>>74704425
3431 ayy lmao

>>74704828
Elite truthies do not wait

>>74704820
sorry lad been busy today

>>74704827
because you're a fucking faggot

>>74704627
What's wrong with unsw?

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This is my big footy pic. Thoughts?

>>74704843
trimesters

turning all the parking into lightrail

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wish me luck lads

>>74704839
probably

or at least thats what your dad said when he fucked me

>>74704822
muscular /innersouth/ here

>>74704853
eyyyyyyyy

>indian sense of direction

>>74704853
good luck, I work for EY myself and greatly enjoy it

>>74704843
Asians.

>>74704863
whats your role senpai? How old/degree?

>>74704853

what's the career? order picking?

when the FUCK is this cunt going to get out lads?

I'm absolutely LIVID that Maxwell performing

fuck clarke is on, mute time

>>74704863
oh course you'd say that m8

working hard in the audits section must be fun

>>74704868
consulting

>>74704871

fuck off Mitch, you had your chance

>>74704867
22, accounting and finance degree and I work in indirect tax

>>74704881

yeah I didn't realise it was Earnst and Young thought it was some shitty recruitment agency

>>74704871
>t. Worst Marsh

Fucking hell this coverage is boring.

>>74704871
t. Rod Marsh, father of Mitch

>>74704871
how was your flight home Mitch?

Reminder that if you hate Maxwell you are reddit.

>>74704884
tired of the 60 hour weeks yet, GateNoJobProspects?

TOP KEK

>indigays

Stop sperging on a field you literal special school autist

what

*furiously seeks attention*

Damn, Saha wanted some of his big show.

meme shit is such a sperg. everyone is laughing except for him

haha fuck steven smith is pants on head retarded

NOW THEY'RE SEXUALLY ASSAULTING THE AUTIST

>Literally reaching for his cock
What the fuck

>smelly poo indians lusting so hard for white cocks that they can't even control themselves in the middle of a cricket match

>>74704912
I greatly enjoy it

>>74704884
whats your advice for a guy who doesn't really know what consulting is but it sounds cool and prestigious so he's trying to do it

I knew that was a dead ball in u12s

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>>74704976
he was just trying to see how big stove's cock is