This Saturday at 1:30 PM EST:
UFC Fight Night: Manuwa vs. Anderson (Fight Night 107)
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News:
Kelvin Gastelum gets his wish, meets Anderson Silva at UFC 212 in Rio de Janeiro
Roy Nelson vs. Alexander Volkov set for UFC on FOX 24
Cirkunov meets Volkan Oezdemir at UFC Fight Night 109 in Stockholm
Last Thread: >>74676994
Fuck Coral Springs
Fuck Barten Scrob
Tyron
Post walk-outs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>74688025
>>74688027
Hello Jacaroid loser
Are you going to spend another 24 hours of your miserable life on here? Probably
I remember him fondly
>>74688038
I just logged in. Thanks for keeping heem safe, and for free what a guy!
>>74688046
No problem, Jacaroid loser
fresh start
>>74688061
Thank you for being one of the good spergs
Saw some chick at my gym today wearing a t-shirt from a BJJ dojo in the area. She was a solid 6.
Should I ask her how long she thinks she can last in my guard before I make her tap?
>tfw like schaubposting and dockie seems friendly
>tfw like woodley as a fighter and think the woodley spammer's filenames are funny
>tfw like adan and the irish autist too
>tfw appreciate spergOP's efforts with the schedules and such
am i too agreeable of a person, /heem/? there's really nobody here that i dislike...
Why does Gastelum keep calling out old decrepit fighters?
>>74688068
Yourself
>>74688073
Easy money and builds his profile
>>74688064
why is everyone a sperg to you? i'd rather not be called one
>>74688086
Deal with it, dork.
>>74688086
you are also Prediction Anon v.3 yea?
>>74688107
yup, picks in like 12 hours
My fist is literally bigger than you're heads
WHERE YOU AT BISPING
>>74688121
Go to bed, Gennady
>>74688121
ok, good boy
>>74688137
>>74688145
Hello Jacaroid loser
>>74688137
It's 2 pm here now lad
>>74688157
Yikes, you gotta get up early to watch the fights?
>>74688167
Hello, not Jacaroid loser. You do an awful job of covering up everything
>>74688151
fuck Jacare
>>74688167
Not too early actually. Something around 8 o'clock if I want to watch all the maincard fights. And they don't show prelims on tv here
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>>74688121
>Le name includes gender specification country
>>74688179
are you excited for GGG vs. Jacbos?
>>74688180
Hello Jacaroid loser
>>74688168
It's not me, dude. Why do you keep posting this?
>>74688196
Okay Jacaroid loser, whatever you say
New BIg Brown breakdwon audio dropped last night, video should be up today. T city and Rener this week.
>>74688199
lmao
News:
Woodley confirmed WW goat
>>74688204
Hello Jacaroid loser
Do you honestly think you fool anyone?
>>74688204
Has Schaub released a statement?
>>74688201
SB
So...what's the deal with the Jacare namefag exactly?
>inb4 hello Jacaroid loser
vroom vroom
Reminder that Mcgregor va Mayweather marks the end of the UFC as we know it and will ruin mma forever. Literally goi to become boxing.
>>74688229
He recently got outed as a cuck spammer and another mega sperg that causes most of the shitposting here. The past two threads have just been back and forth autism
EMBLACKED
https://youtu.be/YSdo33BQ1vQ
24/7 Jacaroid loser sits in his room spamming blacked memes as he wipes the tears from his gross face
THREAD THEME SONG
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
>>74688188
Not really. Golovkin will knock him out inside 3 rounds I suppose. Pirog was able to do it and I don't see any reasons ggg wouldn't.
Is this the p4p most autistic general on all of 4Chan?
>>74688265
No. Just Jacaroid loser
>>74688246
on literal suicide watch
>>74688129
why is GSP fighting a guy so much bigger?
especially after 4 years off?
he crazy?
>You know what, I met Rose and I have so much respect to this girl, I think she is one of the most talented strawweights in UFC, but she needs more experience and I think there is something wrong with her head.
>>74688204
9 more title defenses and we can talk about it
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/kWhOucsMrkhwfYgbDYI1Yg%3D%3D/page/2/
This really makes you think.
>>74688265
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/edgyhigh.jpg/
Yeah.
>>74688265
100% for sure see what you're saying, but I disagree my man
goodnight, /heem/
>>74688315
It's 5am, you should be sober and training right now before work.
>>74688129
Are you craezy in your ed man
HEIL SCHAUB
>>74688277
he doesn't want to fight tyroid
>>74688320
This.
Renan Barao is ducking Andre Fili
>>74688068
Schaubposting is dead, it's sklebposting now
>not gearing 100% of your strength and conditioning training toward MMA
it's like the insecure "men" on /fit/ want to get their asses kicked
>>74688012
Mcgregor could knock out Matt brown for sure man
>1 arm curl 120 pounds
>get kimura'd anyway
>>74688462
thats schundleposting to you
Who else /never been in a fight/ here
I would if someone my size tried to but I've literally never been in a situation that called for it
>tfw get paired up with qt girl for fireman carries but don't know where to grab her soft, tittyful body
>>74688475
>Not fighting regularly growing up, if only for fun (going for it but not 100%)
What the fuck is wrong with you weirdos? It was the best part of going to school.
>>74688480
>not walking in the halls between classes and having someone grab your backpack from behind and throw you around as hard as they can
>start punching each other and going for take downs
what did you dorks do, make public access news stories in video production?
>>74688487
Oh and literally none of us were poor or black so don't give me that excuse.
>>74688278
>something wrong with her head
>>74688493
kek
non azn bois btfo
tyrone "paper champ" woodley
>>74688534
meanwhile in reality, China has given us THE LEECH
>>74688493
>Kenyan coffee
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRdoqKbFPD3
>>74688480
thats not a fight
>>74688540
>>>/tv/80437460
enjoy the autism
>>74688549
based
>>74688549
for such a hippy weirdo she doesn't know that kenya uses child slaves for its coffee harvesting lol
>>74688552
what are you trying to say kid? you need a run down of the "real" fights? or are none of mine real because they weren't in a ring?
>>74688284
does this mean that spergOP is this jacaroid loser or is this jacaroid loser also sperging about the OP
>>74688561
kenyan blends are actually p. good ngl
>>74688553
really goes off the rails around 10 posts in
>>74688569
it's SWISOP now. khabib and the other muslim fighters are his boys.
>>74688568
>child slaves
its solidarity in case of her child abuse
>>74688540
don't insult my boy jingaling, he's a banger
>>74688585
She really needs to get over it. Maybe get a dog, bro.
>>74688588
im not he's my boy, that's just how I saw his name
>>74688585
What went wrong?
>>74688592
she's already dates somebody with intelligence of 5 y o
>>74688603
their men abandoned them
>>74688582
>SWISOP
wut
>>74688615
he pretended to be his best friend and said SpergOP is no longer posting here, but his best friend, SWISOP, will be posting here.
He got banned once, maybe twice. He changed his filenames from heemXXX to barnett-nelson.webm for example.
>>74688619
>He changed his filenames from heemXXX to barnett-nelson.webm for example.
yeah I noticed that but he aint fooling anyone lmao
>middle of march
>only 50 degrees freedomheight
i REALLY hate treadmills to be honest
>>74682310
Oh wow I actually like your list
Primary boy: Cody Garbrandt
Secondary boys: Urijah Faber, Teruto, TJ Dillashaw, Chad Mendes
Tertiary boys: Cruz, Jose Aldo
Antiboys: Conor Mcgregor, David Teymur
>>74688678
Why would David Teymur be your anti boy?
>>74688694
Did you see him on TUF? Dude is a bit of a faggot.
>>74688694
keep your underwear clean pal
>Calls GSP a quitter
>Quits inbetween rounds
who /Mousasi/ here?
He is my boy
>>74688742
You've come to the wrong thread, friend.
This is All American territory.
JOIN THE TEAM NOW!
Please
I-i love you
>>74688678
I bet you are below 6 foot.
>been posting based Big Brown for over two years
>now people accuse me of being springsbro for the past six months
>proclaim Cody as heems official boy to little dissent
>some britcuck starts tripping the next day and everyone credits him
I DEMAND hespect.
>>74688753
it's Mousasi's time. You best join the bandwagon before it's too late and you get left behind
>>74688795
I recognize how confused you are and considering that, I will still allow you on The Teamâ„¢ post 210 after Mousasi is finished.
>>74688742
here. you /reem/?
Champion : Daniel Cormier
1 Anthony Johnson
2 Alexander Gustafsson
3 Glover Teixeira
4 Jimi Manuwa
5 Mauricio Rua
http://www.ufc.com/rankings
>>74688805
Of course.
>>74688807
So when Glover ultimately loses to Alex, is he gonna fight Shogun?
>>74688807
why do romero and jacare even bother cutting? the state of that top 5 after rumble
>>74688754
I wish I was, I want to be the same height as Cody
Anyone getting worried about gastelum going down to Brazil to fight Silva?
Think about Brendan's historic run leading up to the infamous UFC 134 catastrophe orchestrated by big nog, CABMMA, and a construction company that cost Brendan his title shot! He embarrasses Gonzaga, m-m-merks Cro Cop, then goes to brazil to finish the job against Big Nog and everything falls apart due to nefarious agents(named above) working against Schaub.
Now let's look at Kelvin, like Schaub he is another brown TUF finalist that everybody acknowledges as a supreme prospect. Kelvin destroys Kennedy, runs through Belfort, and now is going to Brazil to finish his run with a victory of Anderson. Like Schaub he too is expected to run through This legend he is facing, but I've got a feeling something funny will happen.
History for sure repeats itself.
How do we save him?
>>74688807
Did Bader go to Bellator?
Post your rash guard heem
>>74688881
i dress like ed gein
edgy bravo has nothing on me
>>74688863
Kelvin didn't get heemed into a sneaker store in his TUF, he actually has won
>>74688879
>>74688902
Clean your fingers my man, it's a new day.
>>74688234
> vroom vroom
The sound of Jacare speeding away when he sees the Bigg Rigg close by.
>>74688947
Swoob had to be reminded what day it was after he woke up when they gave that plexiglass trophy to Roy, for sure
>>74688829
> after
You mean including. Rumble would get beat the fuck out by Vitor AGAIN.
>>74689015
Didn't you watch Vitor's last 2 fights ? He would have snowball's chance in hell of surviving 1st round against Rumble
>>74689032
Vitor would beat Rumble the fuck out again.
Vitor's problem was that the two people that beat him in his last two fights would also beat the fuck out of Rumble, which is why Rumble tucked his tail and ducked Mousasi.
>>74689053
Yeah just like Arlovski won against Ngannou
and Penn against Rodriguez
shut the fuck up Australia, you goof
>>74689079
Vitor already beat him. Did Arlovski beat Ngannou in the past? No. So that's entirely different.
Mousasi is still the lineal DREAM light heavyweight champion. He has not lost at LHW since losing to King Mo by robbery, which is his only career LHW loss.
Why did Cormier and Johnson duck him? In fact, Gustafsson also ducked him, lol.
LHW is a joke.
>>74688880
Not officially, but Coker himself confirmed yesterday that they were just waiting for the UFC to send some paperwork.
>>74689100
Its not 2012 anymore, idiot, Vitor of old is long gone
What's heavier, a tonne of flyweights, or a tonne of heavyweights?
How many of these things could Jon Jones take on at once?
>>74689154
Flyweights because they cut some wieght
>>74689111
That was in no way a robbery and I say that as a Mousasi fan. Take away the point deduction and he still easily lost 3, maybe 4 rounds. Mousasi had terrible TDD back then and Mo easily had his way with him for most of the fight.
>>74689153
Mousasi butchered him from the bottom. It was atrocious Lay and Pray from King Mo.
>>74689174
In fairness though Mo was just a Wrestler during the Strikeforce days. His boxing didn't start developing until he was in Bellator. There wasn't much else he could do. Why stand and trade with a K-1 level striker like Mousasi?
You guys worried? It's the 15th, isn't Dana supposed to be raiding heem and v&ing all illegal streamers and anybody in possession of a copyrighted webmaster?
>>74688727
>to the death
>>74689170
But heavyweights are heavier
>>74689238
they need to make it easy to report people and websites if they do i'll literally report every illegal one, right now on their website it opens up to a fucking pdf file
Who should this woman fight next?
>dc hurts his knee
>dc hurts his back
>dc can't make weight
>romero vs. rumble for interim
>>74688694
Was rude to Cody, sucked Conrads penis the whole season
>>74689365
That guy from Cincinnati zoo that shot Harambe, that would be a hell of a grudge match
>Jacare getting a title shot
*controls octagon*
*loses point decision*
they must have a (good) backup plan for when DC pulls out of the fight THIS TIME right?
*teeps*
what's that sound holly holm makes?
>>74689412
Jon Jones
>>74689419
Teesh for punches
HEESHH for kicks
DC will be thirty-eight (38) and eating a lot of cake this month
>>74689412
Strip fatso, have Romero vs Rumble for the lhw belt, then have him defend against Bones in June
>>74689431
tiramisu desu
/BISPING/
>>74688023
/CARE DONT CARE/
>>74689464
Ireland's own Michael Bisping.
>>74689486
Poland's own Michał "Hrabia" Biszpink
>>74689493
how's joanna's book?
>>74689506
I'm going on a trip tomorrow, will start it then
>>74688475
I have over 10 street fights and one of them was for mee life against a knife
The adrenaline is amazing,pure primal shit and one of the best feelings ever,win or lose.
I do admit fighting in a street or a bar is a dumb shit to fight though.The damage you could possibly sustain can be irreversible
>>74689514
to london?
>>74689545
Based golden dawn
>>74688785
>springsbro
That's because you clearly are >coral springs
Just imagine
>>74689551
To Opole, I'm gonna be bored out of my mind
>>74689159
I'd say around 900 give or take.
Am I an idiot for thinking Khabib should just man up and fight during Ramadan? If he doesn't, he won't be back till like August. Wouldn't all the fasting help him with his weight cut?
>>74689561
I am NOT springsbro and I demand respect!
>>74689651
training on an empty stomach is fucking miserable
>>74689100
Damn you're retarded. Even people ITT would beat vitor
>>74689660
You try insult me
you never do this again
>>74689660
>>74689561
Springsbro doesn't even recognize the true PREMIER mind of mma media, Eugene S. Robinson.
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA
>>74689712
>>74689464
You can only imagine the things he does to his waifu
>>74689667
Training on a full stomach is atrocious.
>>74689817
obviously
>>74689824
Best portions to have is snack sized IMO.
>>74689667
I always do my running on empty stomach ever since I saw Gooby do it that way. He said that it's primal instinct for humans to run chasing their food
Arnold Allen +Tom Breese is free money.
Always bet on tristar vs meme fighters.
>>74689835
no water as well btw
i could not make it through a 90 min training session without water
>>74689841
Why do you do this. Do you eat tiramisu as well.
>>74689464
his wife looks like a dude
>>74689852
I don't do it lol, I've trained with guys that do though, they have to go much lighter, I couldn't imagine doing a camp for an actual pro fight like that
>>74688121
Khazakstan, is every there hyped to watch hometown hero Shevchenko sheem Nunes?
Just bcuz u c goobz do it when he is cutting wait doesnt mean u should do it 2 especially training w/o water. Nothin wrong w fasted cardio tho
>>74689865
Jeez, sounds like hell. My calves are cramping at the thought.
>>74689835
>I always do my running on empty stomach ever since I saw Gooby do it that way. He said that it's primal instinct for humans to run chasing their food
being this much of a nuthugger
>>74689911
I'm sure you can learn a thing or two from your boy Yoel, for example how to shit your pants
>>74689962
Nick should be longer.
>>74689974
His name is Brendan. Say his name!
>>74689959
Yoel isnt my boy dummy I dont just nuthug anyone who delivers some spicy ko's
>>74688012
Do you recognize this bulge?
>>74689978
Brandon.
>>74688121
Dont reply to mongols plz..
>>74689978
Brundin
Brendan Schaub is the GOAT.
>>74689989
MODS == GODS
>>74689995
mad cuz their moms r fans
*tornado kicks your thigh*
>>74689998
where does this guy scale on the p4p ugliest fighter rankings
>>74689855
i believe she is english
>>74690072
She's Australian, they are the prettier and trashier version of Brits
>>74690037
Looks like me compared to Max Holloway.
>>74688879
Never understood the hate Hunt got for speaking out against steroids but continuing to shit on Overeem after he got knocked out and Overeem has been nothing but respectful is stupid. He hasn't popped, you accepted the fight, you got knocked out. Accept it and stop being salty
>>74689882
Lol she's from another country called kirgizstan that's situated next to us. I dont think many people actually know her here
>>74690105
he's religious, he's a retard
>>74688917
Tfw ur boy says u to f*ck off
I would literally cry
>>74690213
KAZAKHSTAN, GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS!
>>74690238
Our country is a trash but not in the way you all think after watching borat
>Jacroid will never be the number 1 contender
>Jacroid will always be left with fighting bums and comparing them to Hendo to look good
>>74690258
How is it in reality? Do you actually hate Uzbekistan?
>>74690258
One of my friend's dad used to work at a uranium extracting plant in Kazakhstan and he said that he entire country is pretty much run by gangsters that will murder people for whatever reason.
>>74690317
Not a hate really but we think of them poorly.
Thoughts on Barkad Shnups?
>Okami was once the third ranked middleweight
MMA is not a sport.
How is heem spending their Wednesday?
>>74690330
Our governers are gangsters so your dad said you the truth mostly. But you know same goes for russia and pretty much all the former union.
http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-runa-endo-s-nipple-2ecs3d6/answers/new.html
Bisping vs GSP conference call is LIVE
http://youtu.be/koCmWOYHNIk
http://youtu.be/koCmWOYHNIk
>>74690598
Fuck those two, they should have never gave those niggers money
>>74690375
With your mother.
Yoel vs Rockhold for iterim
>for five years Cain fought nobody except Bigfoot and JDS
Why do people like this """""""fighter""""""" again?
>>74690687
No
Yoel fucked Jacare and Weidman while Rockhold was ktfo by a middle aged semi blind brit
Yoel for the next shot
>>74690687
Rockhold getting interim title shot would be as ridiculous as 13 seconds man getting his
>Mousasi is unironically the favourite against the Chris
Explain.
>>74690751
He's gonna win
>>74690752
He's lost every time he's ever fought an elite fighter with the exception of a ludicrously lucky upkick on Jacare (that Jacare proved was a lucky upkick by beating him pillar to post in the rematch).
>>74690766
jacare wasnt considered elite back then anyway
>>74690766
>imblyign that chris is an elite fighter
Mousasi will steamroll him
>>74690766
Mousasi's in the best shape of his career and is entering his prime now. If he's going to beat Weidman and jump for the belt, it'll be now. The guy has 41 wins and only 6 losses. Incredibly underrated. 4 of his last fights have all been wins, 3 by KO/TKO and one by decision.
Weidman on the other hand is on a downward spiral, 2 fights lost in a row, albeit against good competitors, but I just can't see him beating Mousasi.
>>74690687
Rockhold doesn't fight too much for my liking, the mans a pull-out merchant. Let's see if he can get a win first before throwing him into a title fight.
>>74690798
>entering his prime
>>74690798
>well this guy's on a win streak, and this guy's on a loss streak
>case closed if I do say so
Not even that Australian but fuck you
>>74690798
>The guy has 41 wins and only 6 losses.
He's fought a lot of mediocre competition. Rockhold and Romero both likely would have flattened Mousasi in every phase of the fight.
>>74690807
Why is some pasty Irishman obsessed with Souza?
>>74690751
Mousasi has been on a roll, Weidman is coming off two bad losses
>>74690821
Something wrong mart-sharter?
>>74690818
>>74690815
Fact is, he's the favourite because he's actually winning. Weidman isn't.
>>74690828
Yeah need clarification I why I have to look at your dog shit posts every day. I wish I knew where you lived so I could kill you.
>>74690833
You do realise you have to be 18 to post here right?
Problem is Bisping doesn't want Yoel fight for interim because he lies about wanting to face Yoel
Interim would guarantee a shot
>>74690902
Why won't Yoel just go to the wasteland of LHW ? he'd instantly be at least number 2 contender behind Rumble
>>74690962
Because he's a manlet.
>>74690962
Holy fuck. Rumble vs Romero pls pls pls pls pls pls
>>74690698
He sure fucked jacare
WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-EG-t_MVNk
>>74691016
Romero wouldn't have teeth left after Rumble was done with him. His frame is too small for LHW even if hes got the skillset
>>74690698
>Yoel fucked Jacare
Joe rogan plz.
Yoel had a good round 1 with a great backfist. Then he gassed for the next 2 rounds with Jacare slapping his shit in the guard.
If Yoel has anywhere to go for now its a rematch with Jacare assuming Rockhold is still drinking his red wine.
>>74691078
mogul status
>>74690751
People only remember recent first. Mousasi has been crushing bums lately and Chris has lost twice in a row to some of the best fighters in the division. Chris is free money.
WE R LIVE
https://youtu.be/9hRD-Xp8UoE
>>74689159
This is photoshop right?
>>74689998
This is embarassing.
https://twitter.com/DalbyMMA/status/842050794811715584
>I received information that I've been cut from the UFC . Is it a bitter pill to swallow? …
f
>>74691243
Who da fook?
>>74691095
Stop
Jacare could even finish a sick gassed Yoel when he was on top of him
He has no chance beating him in the rematch. Jacare will get caught or kneed to the face like Weidman.
>>74691173
>Tfw Weidman hasn't won a fight in 2 years.
>>74691282
>He fell for the weedman meme
>>74689434
Rumble won't fight Yoel
He was too scared to fight Moose the first time DC pulled out
>>74691310
>Rumble
>Scared
>>74689387
kek
i'd tap anyone in this thread
you don't want to get in my guard
Hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcjIVo_1BMc
>>74691422
rip Coke Jones
>>74691422
Please god let this be true. Keep the meme going.
>>74691422
No
>>74691439
Faggot shut up, you're not an MMA fan
>>74691422
Dear god, Uncle Dana is worried
Check these sick webm makin skills I just gained
There will be no interim belt for MW, UFC is crossing their fingers that Silva beats Kelvin to set up GSP vs Silva
>>74691475
Fuck Jones, let him crash and burn
>>74691505
Pussy
>>74691492
Nice. Have you seen my GSP webm? I took me 5 hours to make.
>>>/wsg/1587900
Yesterday I post my weekly message on /heem/ about how weird it is that JBJ didn't fuck up again.
Today there's a rumor about him fucking up again.
I'm such a bad luck man
>>74691549
Tfw you are boy won't behave
>>74691549
I thought of that post when I saw the tweet
>>74691422
pls no
>>74691549
Quick make another prediction before the meme magic wears off!
>>74691310
Rumble wasn't going to risk his title shot, he would absolutely fight anybody for the belt
how come this move is never done anymore?
>>74691581
Nobody will pull out for the rest of the year !
>>74691492
>>74691597
it's attempted in about 50% of fights tho
>>74691618
better get my imaginary gf on the pill then
I just switched to iPhone from android and webms don't play in chrome anymore. Anybody know a way to fix this?
>>74691638
RARE OVERHEEM
>>74691422
>The two-time former light heavyweight champion in mixed martial arts, who had some notable run-ins with law enforcement, has his home listed for sale at a $750,000 asking price.
>Jones bought the home in 2011 when he was training with Team BombSquad in Cortland early in his career. Later, he would train in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and return to Ithaca sporadically.
>"Now, he is training in New Mexico for good, and it's crazy going back and forth," said Realtor Jen Curley, of Warren Real Estate.
>The two-story home is at 313 Old Gorge Road in the Town of Ithaca. It has four bedrooms, three full bathrooms, two half-bathrooms and is approximately 4,400 square feet in area, according to the listing.
>>74691656
ok sorry i only watch mainstream fights
JAN JONES
>>74691693
One more Hunto webm
I could heem you with only 10% of my power
>>74691688
>return to meme store
>return meme phone
>buy android
>install F-Droid app
>install Clover app
>shitpost in style
>>74691735
Get in my guard bro
>>74691741
Stop this faggot, we have enough phoneposters
>>74691755
100% this my dude
Michael Chiesa will fight for the 155lb Title in 2017
>>74691967
The crazy thing about yoel and jacare getting snubbed for title shots it that they are both 38 years old. The UFC is literally waiting them out of competition.
>>74692047
Chiesa will expose Conor
Reminder that strikerorce had ZERO stars.
>rumor going round that Jon Jones might be suspended again
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
>>74692151
Sad that Dana brings up GSP's age and and how he doesn't have much time when Yoel & Jacare are older
Wth!? I love Robin Black now?
>>74691688
>switching to iphone
>expecting basic shit in web browsers to work
lad i....
so the "rumors" are just this tweet?
>>74692151
yoel is 40 next month ;^)
apology for poor english
when were you when john johns dies?
i was sat at home portioning tiramisu butter when Adan ring
‘john is kill’
‘no’
John, we need to talk.
>>74692379
>the call that saved John Jone's career
You see fighting
fighting is like stock market
>>74692456
Georges how often do you jerk off ?
>>74692267
>not posting the whole tweet
>>74692486
>Coral springs
>>74689911
he's right though, by design; hungry is the optimal condition
cash me outside
How far away is Silva vs Kelvin?
>>74691422
of all people to break this news to me...todd duffee with the scoop?
say it ain't so
After last night I will NEVER join a Canadian thread
>>74692512
you need energy to run
this technique may be for the really really really
advanced ones when ur so much in control of ur
body
i wouldnt suggest to workout without eating anything an hour or 2 before
>>74692553
running actually is better on empty stomach because if i eat like an hour before i get a stitch
>>74692527
Yes
>>74692578
ok yeah, but not like starving for food what the other anon implied
i like to eat 2-3 hours before, and have a nice shit
most optimal for me
>>74692614
idk the science but during most forms of exercise you don't really notice if you're hungry or not
Gastelum absolutely needs to beat Silva, since that'll lay the foundations for Yoel's title shot.
What is all this "exposed as blacked poster" and Jacaroid bullshit, I've only been gone for a few months. How has /heem/ become so autistic in such a short amount of time?
>>74692702
Hello Jacaroid loser
Any chance Gastelum leapfrogs Yoel & Jacare with win over Silva?
>>74692661
Anderson has reach on Gassy, he could sleep him
Why don't they get Bas to fill in for Goldie?
>>74692731
can't have two baldies
>>74692702
Autism has reached critical mass lately. A few spergs got 3 day bans and rather than calm em down, it pissed em off. Fire up your filters, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
>>74692731
Gimme Mauro 2bh
where da wholesome memes at?
>>74692728
No chance Gastelum does
Silva on the other hand...
Would like to see what would happen if they do that. Normies were already upset at Bisping allowing GSP fight him, but it sorta has an alibi i GSP being GSP, but if someone leapfrogs again...
>>74692776
Adan is the problem as we could all see last night, Coral springs and spergOP are tolerable
>womens mma
>one of the fighters is a bloke
>>74691422
How long until Stann changes his profile picture?
>>74691702
>two half-bathrooms
>>74691702
Hard to believe my parents' house is worth almost twice as much as JBJ's with the exchange rate accounted for, and it's not even that nice
Vancouver is whack
>>74692307
Todd Duffee is the premier MMA mind.
>>74692885
Why do you spam? What is your endgame? Have you ever considered getting a dog bro?
GETTING HIT IN THE FACE ACTUALLY MAKES U SMARTER
GETTIN UR ASS KICKED IS TIMELESS
GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS
OUT
>>74692918
no one cares
>>74693155
I care.
LOOKING TO FINISH THIS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>74693167
and you're no one
>>74693263
Ouch
Manuwa vs Anderson
Nelson vs Jouban
Pickett vs Vera
Allen vs Amirkhani
Duff vs Madadi
>>74693383
manuwa
nelson
pickett
allen
duffy
so there's a pokemon go spoofer here on /heem/ >>>/vp/32077564 . just letting you know that i'm a legit player and despise fatso spoofers. i've also been training karate for 5 years now. consider yourself lucky if you never come across me playing. i have 7 mons over 3000 cp and a lvl 35 98% machamp.
>tfw you submitted so many picks last time you actually won with that mcdonalds image
>>74693383
Manuwa
Nelson
Vera
Allen
Duff
>Duff
>>74693263
I'm someone
Why do so many spergs get triggered when I say WMMA isn't entertaining
>>74693383
Manuwa
Nelson
Vera
Amirkhani
Duffy
>>74693523
Why do you think your opinion matters to anyone here?
>>74693447
which pick are you talking about?
>>74693442
i seriously don't understand why anyone who played the original pokemon on gameboy
would play this pkmn go crap
you fight by swiping lmao
>>74693523
its low lvl most of the times
>inb4 bitter virgin
I would watch JJ and Val all day but not fucking Randa Markos and Danielle Taylor
>>74693603
Because other heemers have agreed with my opinion while a few knuckleheads like you disagree
>>74693619
all me
>>74693603
as opposed to your opinion mattering to anyone else where? lol
>>74693383
Poster Boy
Brahma
One Punch
Mr. Finland
Welsh Canadian Irish Joe Duffy
Jessica Eye STILL hasn't been cut
How does she stay ahead of the game?
>>74693603
Sup Jacaroid sperg
>>74693765
Because she looks like a fit Rachel Raye that does odd things to my dangly bits
>>74693765
She's one of the premier top ranked women's bantamweights in the world, give respect where its due
>There is a parallel universe where Jon Jones didn´t consistently fuck up since 2013 in which he broke Silva´s record and after cleaning out LHW won the Heavyweight title agains Stipe Miocic to become the undisputed King of MMA
>>74693636
to be better than other people at it. basically same reason with every other sport or game
the hard part of the game is the grinding and hours/miles you put into it. also strategic thinking if you don't spend money
>>74693689
Why do you think your opinion matters?
>>74693805
If only women weren't allowed to drive
>>74693811
if you ever played the old pkmn and you think
pkmn go is good , shame on you hans
shame
on
you
>>74692379
>Floyd, you're gonna take a dive in the second.
>>74693875
WHY IS YOUR CAR SO LOUD?!
>>74693846
Goldieforcedmemes.jpg
who /EYE/ here?
>>74693846
Hello Jacaroid sperg. Are you ready to spend another 24 hours ironically whiteknighting women online?
>paige still hasn't shaved her head
>>74693905
I'm serious.
>>74693894
if you play at home from your pc of course it's bad, fatso spoofer. stop eating cevapcici and go out. it's and AR game you imbecile it's not a gameboy game
>>74693978
People know your autism is serious, Jacaroid sperg
>>74693975
shh
>>74693975
she shaved her pum pum tho
>>74694145
you guys are weird
>log onto /r/heem 12 hours later
>he's still thinking about me like I predicted
Hahahahaha
>>74694145
literally disgusting
>>74694200
What the fuck is wrong with you?
If you could pick any UFC fighter to go and win the lottery, who would you pick and why?
>>74688061
anyone else find glory to be garbage tier? I've almost always enjoyed lionfight, but exactly the opposite for glory
>>74694200
>>74694212
Hello, Jacaroid sperg. Dont you find it interesting you show up whenever I mention you? I do
WHY FINLAND POLICE FUCK ESTONIA
>>74694226
Mickey Gall
He's so fine
>>74694266
>>74694187
what do you mean?
Please never stop.
>13 hours
>>74694290
>Woodley spammer is Jacarefag
Wish I could say I'm surprised
>>74694290
Im well aware youre a cuck spammer, Jacaroid sperg
Just a reminder no matter how utterly pathetic you are, you will never dedicate your entire life to ironically posting blacked memes in your basement 24/7
>>74694085
playing games even while walking outside
so they dont have to look how immigrants bang their women
perfect game for the average german kid
du scheiss assi
AUSLANDER FAHREN DIE S KLASSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLg2BYL_jA
fuck you and pokemon go
>getting upset over people you don't know on 4chan
>>74693805
>implying parallel universe Jon Jones can take dat left hand shot
Never ever stop
>over 50 posts in this thread for the past 13 hours thinking about me.
Just an infrequent reminder you will never waste your life ironically posting blacked memes and whiteknighting women. Then spending the remainder of it crying about being exposed
>>74694320
But that makes him the scat spammer too?
>>74694533
Nothing here surprises me
>13 hours being a paranoid schizo about me with no mma discussion
Don't stop LMAO
WE
ARE
LIIIIIIIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LquBMLBI9CY
>>74694599
Advertising is against the rules.
>>74692810
"wah wah boo hoo adan adan wahh" - you, pussy
>>74694587
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/he%27s%20asleep/
Lol
>getting mad over 4chan posts
>>74694367
you got BTFO so hard fatso spoofer.
>>74694638
Took you long enough, you going to throw a bitchfit if we don't join your thread again?
>>74694680
>spoofer
He has wasted 12 hours accusing other posters of being me.
I've rented a special place in his sperg mind and I'm not paying any rent.
I'll check back in 5 hours. I EXPECT you to still be posting about ME.
>13 hours
>>74694692
adan adan wah wah adan
>another poster
Lmao
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Low%20key%20boy%202bh/
>>74694711
>bragging about 12 hours
>excited about the possibility of another five
buddy get back to me when its literal thousands and entire calendar years and then we'll talk
till then...
.... pipe down
>>74694680
>post a picture of Schlob
a few people get mad
>post a picture of Jacare
/heem/ loses it's mind
>>74694711
>I'll check back in 5 hours
Sure
NEW THREAD
>>74694854
>>74694854
>>74694854
NEW THREAD
>>74694785
LOLLL
>>74694876
sup jacare sperg
So Miesha and Iliza Schlesinger's nude leaks came from Schaub's phone right?
>>74694861
>50 posts early
Kill you are self
>unironically using a 50 post early thread
heem is dead
>>74695000
Cry me a river pussy
>>74695041
Adan is STILL upset
>>74695000
Give reddit a shot you donk
>>74693383
Duff
Gunni
Manu
Vera
"mr finland"
Lansberg
askham
johns
Luque
Breese
Dikeiese
Johnson
Stewart
>>74695069
Jac sperg is that you?
>>74693383
Manuwa via 2nd round T/KO
Nelson via 2nd round sub
Pickett via decision
Allen via decision
Duffy via 2nd round T/KO
So why are people joining other early thread? Isn't that all you guys would bitch about with autistic spergOP?
>>74695136
You the guy that kept jerking Adan off yesterday? I'm just confused how nobody can make up their minds on early threads
>>74695103
im putting these picks in even tho you dont have an image. if you win will literally suck your dick
>>74695159
Shut it jacsperg
>>74695159
do me a favour and never stop whining bud
>>74695202
I don't like Jacare, I like Homero
>>74695223
"Adan"
>>74695222
Don't worry, your threads will never gets used
>>74695245
uh, check the archives, bud
>>74695424
>>74695443
I'm hoping it's just Adan samefagging with proxy because if it's not that would just be pathetic knowing you support such an autist
>>74695505
lmao pussy ass bitch
who /jacare&woodley/ here?
four hundred and seventy two
>UFC London is a shit card
Feels bad being a pleb country
>>74695964
>she will never aggressively suffocate you with her anus
Anyone got that Dern weigh in webm? Chick is built like crazy but I can't seem to find it anywhere.
>>74696014
>you will never do a fugg on miesha
>>74696014
still a chance her noods get released in the Fappening 2.0
DONT WORRY LADS I'M COOKIN UP A DOPE OP AND ITS ALMOST READY TO EAT
DONT SPOIL YOUR APPETITE ON STEAKS
>>74696026
dont got the weighin but i have these
Miesha was genetically modified to be perfect breeding material
no one make the OP, I have a great one in the oven
>>74696097
>huge nose
>terrible ass despite working out 7 days a week
>fake breasts
>bad athlete
yeah ok dip shit
>>74696143
There is already the sage one don't make a new one or i'll kill your dad
>>74696144
Beat it, get lost
>>74696144
t. homo
>>74696210
I think you'd be surprised
HERE
WE
GO
>>74696262
hurrr so cleaver schlob huurrrrrr
NEW
>>74694854
>>74694854
>>74694854
>>74696374
Dude! I said not to!!!!
Low test "sports":
soccer
tennis
>>74696374
OMG WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKIN EARLY THREAD BASTARD
FUCK IS THIS
NO NEW WHAT THE SHIT
WHITE GUY IN OP FUCK YOU
PROTEST PROTEST
DO NOT JOIN DO NOT JOIN
RED ALERT ASSHOLE ALERT
>>74696374
I'll gladly join this early thread over Canada's
>>74696497
lol thats mine idiot
>>74696081
>>74696116
Thanks, anon!
Did you fucking see the weigh in webm? Like I HAVE to find it. Holy shit, man.
>>74696548
Nice damage control Adan
>>74696551
t. virgin
>>74696570
idiot lmao reverse search bud
[499]
New thread when?
>>74696630
>>74696571
Nope, worse than that, anon. Married.
New thread boys
>>74694854
>>74694854
>>74694854
>>74696725
idiot
>>74696725
see if your wife will roleplay Pat and Rose