/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

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first for betrayed by nick

Cassy fappening leak when???

Third for the Reich

>>32076476
Someone should send him a full box of cat hair.

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On the bright side... Meh, there is no bright side.

I really really really feel like this game is punishing me for playing. I've walked so many Eevee to 10 or more kilometers. I've also hunted for a lot of pretty good 90% or higher IV Pokemon. Evolved them all, this is what I got:

Espeon - Zen Headbutt / Psybeam
Espeon - Zen Headbutt / Psybeam
Espeon - Zen Headbutt / Psychic
Umbreon - Snarl / Dark Pulse
Charizard - Wing Attack / Dragon Claw
Charizard - Ember / Dragon Claw
Victreebel - Acid / Leaf Blade
Alakazam - Psycho Cut / Shadow Ball
Gengar - Sucker Punch / Dark Pulse
Gengar - Sucker Punch / Dark Pulse
Dragonite - Steel Wing / Hyper Beam

Man at times like these I just want to quit and move away from the entire thing. You know how much work went into this? **** Hanke and Niantic, really.

>Perfect moveset Dragonite spawns
>Get there after 25 minutes
>Area is virtually empty
>Nearest gym has 8 Dragonites
Really makes you think

>it's a Nick finally starts spoofing episode
will walkfags ever recover?

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>>32076651
Nothing personal, kid.

>it's a Nick literally says "fuck cripples" episode
the fucking madman

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>>32076368
>>32076371
>>32076375
>>32076382
I can't believe that I actually got a great moveset
Thank you for the positive energy guys

>>32076749
Congrats, anon

>>32076720
YES
NICK IS /OURGUY/
SPOOFERS BTFO ETERNALLY

A few bullies harassed my family, making it uncomfortable playing in person at this area. Please help knock their gyms down. They can always take them back. Just wish they would play nice, because it's only a game. (Yes, the cops know) Coordinates are below.

[1] LAT: 33.63665249999999, LONG: -117.79922265624998 [2] LAT: 33.6333575, LONG: -117.80468359374998 [3] LAT: 33.631246143046226, LONG: -117.83286536112428 [4] LAT: 33.6324075, LONG: -117.82699609375001

>>32076812
>go take down these gyms!
>why
>uhhhh b-bullies!
Fuck off with your made up sob story faggot

>>32076812
I will come there and wait for you to show up and beat you up

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Post gyms in your city.

>Instinct is so irrelevant they don't even control a single gym

Toppest of keks.

>>32076812

kys

>>32076812
so you already told the cops, now you're telling us. are you gonna put up fliers in your neighborhood warning everyone about the pokemon go bullies? just carry a gun like the rest of us and shoot into the air next time

>>32076856
I would post but my city is pretty small and I don't want to give my position away

3 gyms
3 Mystic

Sometimes instinct takes one gym but gets destroyed again after a few hours

But now with mysic controlling all gyms in the area, people have started making alternative accounts to kick fellow players out and place their own mons in the them.

I was gym position 4 and now I am the next one to be kicked out. There really should be a gym reset every week or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-mPzuv6meE
Well, spoofers?

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Oh boy, can't wait to hear an uninformed walkfag talk shit on my culture.

>>32076906
well as a mentally disabled fatass, idc what he has to say

>>32076920
>>32076906
Nick running out of stuff to talk about again, tomorrow will be him babbling about underrated prestigers or some shit.

I can't wait for you faggots to stop posting about this spider monkey and his hideous alien looking "girlfriend".

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>>32076937
>hideous alien looking "girlfriend"

>>32076920
>culture
>>32076923
>mentally disabled fatass
not surprised desu

Have you always received 50 xp for spinning stops?

Have I really not noticed it all this time?

>>32076920
Why does he look like a skeleton

>spoof guide in OP
>nearly everyone hating on spoofags
Wat.

Is it possible to root and spoof anymore? Like with magisk or whatever? Or is the experimental modes on FlyGPS/FakeGPS our only option?

>>32076960
that only appears right before youre about to get banned. delete all the pokemon youve caught in the last week and you'll be okay

>>32076966
Without his glasses on he looks like newborn monkey.

>>32076720

I thought you we're joking. Holy shit, he's an asshole.

>>32076996
Timestamp pls

>the animation for someone prestiging their gym is the same for someone taking down a gym

Why is this allowed?

>>32076996
>>32077010
This. I ain't watching his shitty videos, but I want to see him say "fuck cripples".

Nick, who is a hardcore socialist, is giving a speech about pulling yourself up from your bootstraps and working your ass off. What the fuck?? Has he truly seen the light?

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>>32076720

>hey guys, thanks to you i live on a pokestop, also, fuck cripples

what did he meant by this?

>it's a commie gives a talk about work ethic episode

>>32077109
Is that literally what he said? We should all report the video if so

>>32077105
>pulling yourself up from your bootstraps and working your ass off

Which is funny, considering he comes from money and makes vlogs for a living while cucks paid him to go to Japan.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vE2FmiBHCg

>>32077158
kek

>>32076465
>Go to play Pokemon Go
>Every rival gym has a fucking Vaporeon
Can't people have any originality?

>>32077158
And people wonder why spoofers spoof. How is this even fair?

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>>32077158
>Posts Vegas
>song about Chicago

>>32077158
Ima spoofing that

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based sandnigger calling nick out

>>32076906

>the comments

Looks like Nick is getting BTFO by his own fans. RIP in peace faggot cuck.

>>32077158
That tyranitar is only 5/12/3 anyways. :^) bite/crunch, seems like niantic just loves to fuck over rare pokémon.

>>32077190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmQq6yLe2ww

>>32077221
it's still 10-20 candy

>>32077089
he doesn't literally, but he does say essentially, pokemon go isnt for you if you're disabled, just like sports arent for you.
Because it's an augmented reality game.

>>32077105
"working your ass off" =/= being some fuckin pogo vlogger.

>>32077230
Yeah, but tyranitars are a bitch to catch. There was a 97% one the other day but it ran for me.

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>it's a nick goes outside, catches two pokemon, eats and goes back to his apartment to bash on cripples episode

i love those

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let's see how many subscribers he loses

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which one of yous was it

>>32077327
HOLY SHIT
NICK ETERNALLY BTFO

>>32076749
>MACHOLLO-BONBON
Sounds funny.

>>32077327

lel

Never watched Nick before but I was interested and decided to tune in
He's right though, if you're at home and want to play Pokemon, just use your DS and play a proper game lmao

>>32077359
while I agree with you it just falls on deaf ears
most spoofers are either kiddies who can't go out for some reason and cunts who like sniping strong mons and shitting them into gyms to ruin other people's experience for the fun of it
but alas, you can't talk a retard out of being a retard

>>32077404
I wish my phone allowed me to spoof, because I live in a shitty rural area where nothing happens.

>>32077359
>>32077404
t.easy mode cityfags

I'm guessing no St Paddys Day event. They would've announced it by now.

>>32077404
As long as shit like >>32077158 continues to skew things in favor of people living in big cities, I will continue to spoof.

>>32077359

He cucked at the end though, saying "I don't care if you spoof to catch pokemon, just stay out of gyms"

>>32077404
Eh, I can totally see why people spoof, cheating is fun
It's like booting up GTA and firing in all the cheat codes, everyone's done it. However, playing an entire campaign boosted up on cheats is just something I've never been able to understand

I don't actually mind people spoofing for Pokemon, but stay away from other people's experience (ie, Gyms). Going back to GTA and just any other 'normal' game in general, it's fine to cheat in single player but hacking online just makes you an annoying cunt
People are inconsiderate though I guess

>>32077447
Nick's whole argument was about the experience, so saying that completely contradicts everything he just said. What a tosspot.
All I can feel about spoofers is I don't care how you want to experience the game, just don't interfere with mine if you're going to be cheating.

>>32077213

It's glorious. Between this and Reversal's spergout, Youtubers are dying.

>>32077413
>>32077429
I live in a place with nothing around me desu, I've never thought of spoofing and most of what he said was ok except
>If you want to play pokemon, try moving to cali

>>32077453
I think of it in the opposite way funnily, all of my Pokémon are legit through and through but the gym system in this game is so flawed that I can't justify going out to do it on foot or in the car. I just prestige myself onto a gym late at night and leave it at that.

>>32077481
>>If you want to play pokemon, try moving to cali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8
>shitting on spoofers instead of fixing the game so people don't need to spoof to actually have fun

>>32077498
I can understand that, the gyms do fucking suck, especially if you picked the wrong team
I just don't want to be the same asshole I roll my eyes at, I've thought about spoofing to gyms before but only for the sole purpose of tackling other spoofers, but I guess that just makes me as bad as them. It's not fair on regular players, and as a regular player I can totally understand any frustration caused by spoofers.

>>32077440
>Rationalizing cheating
Spoofing gives you an enormous advantage over all legit players, rural and city.

>>32077474
>Reversal's spergout

fill me in anon

>game about collecting them all
>devs literally make some pokemon impossible to get where you are
yeah, I'll spoof

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>>32077536

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>>32077481
I only spoof locally, because the amount of time and effort it would take to do solely on foot would require minimum of 9 hours a day. I also can't justify walking solely to play the game at the moment, so eggs are horribly unrewarding to hatch (yay a 5th paras, thank you!).

That and the weather is still shit here, once it's not storming outside I'll do more than take gyms on foot again.


Nick's a faggot who got everything handed to him, him talking from his ivory tower is just pathetic. Even as an out of shape walk/spoofaggot I'd still be able to heem his hapa twiglet ass.

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>>32077541
Why don't you play a mainline game that has much more content and depth, that also allows you to catch everything? The idea in this game is that you need to travel to catch everything. They even put regionals in this game for that exact purpose. There's a few good reasons to spoof, the one you provided was garbage tier.

>>32077564
>I also can't justify walking solely to play the game at the moment
So you don't want to walk a walking game?

>>32077526
Something like that is happening at my local gym. A spoofer on my team that is on gyms all over the city with multiple 15/15/15 3000+ Dragonites and Blisseys has caused an account to pop up doing the same thing as him but to knock him and the other 9 players off. Personally, as long as you're not knocking other teams off or shaving the bottom player of your own team off I've got no issues with spoofing to gyms.

Really can't wait for re-work, if it is actually going to happen.

>>32077429
>t.easy mode cityfags
wrong
>>32077440
thanks for proving my point about snipers fucking up their local balance
>>32077453
I guess you could argue you can walk your buddy while spoofing to save yourself some kms but I still think it's retarded
most of them have no self control and just snipe too

just inject lol

>>32077585
I don't want to walk in gale force winds for unrewarding gameplay, no.

Everything is swinubs and all I hatch is shitmons currently, not exactly compelling is it?

>>32077579
>that also allows you to catch everything
except none of the games actually let you catch everything

>>32077588
My local gyms are currently in the middle of a spoof war, Instinct have a dude with 4 fucking accounts that takes every gym in the mornings, in which another spoofer from Mystic retaliates to and takes down everything every damn fucking hour
It was level 10 Instinct for like 4 months, but the Mystic spoofer seems to have completely sperged out and has waged all out war on any gym this multi-account Instinct guy is in.

Basically because of spoofers being able to access gyms at any time they want, every single regular player in my area is missing out because the gym doesn't last half and hour for any team

It's not fucking fair. Once trading comes out the spoofers are gonna have such good pokemon to trade with that they got by cheating and all legit players are gonna get shafted.

>>32077623
Cry more, walkfag.

>be nick
>grow up rich
>free ride to college
>get useless degree
>move to new orleans to find myself
>get bored
>move back to LA
>go on road trip with daddy's money
>get bored
>come back to LA
>start pokemon go channel with friend
>friend moves away
>use channel to fill the void in my soul
>start making a living from ads
>shit on ads, ask for donations
>still use ads and collect donations
>get expensive apartment on the waterfront
>make video telling people how much of a hard worker I am

>>32077612
In that case the whole reasoning to catch everything in this game gets thrown out the window and the guy just wants an excuse to make himself feel better about cheating.

what?

>>32077637
no it doesn't, are you retarded
>I want to catch everything
>play mainline games
>but you can't catch everything in those, why play them
>hurrdurr, your first argument is invalid

>>32077633
#triggered spoofer detected

>>32077653
Play a 151/251/386/493/649/721/802 romhack

>>32077653
It is invalid. The game is about traveling to catch pokemon. Spoofing defeats the purpose of the game.

>>32077669
>The game is about traveling to catch pokemon
So I should spend thousands of dollars to catch some pixels? Hanke, please, get the fuck out of the thread and back to ruining pokemon.

>>32077667
>/802 romhack
there's a 3ds emulator that actually works?

>>32077681
>More rationalization for cheating.
Do you disagree that the game is about traveling to find pokemon?
Try and answer with a yes or a no, without any crying about how hard it is for you.

>>32077653
You can't catch everything in Go, either, even considering the lack of future generations, so that's a moot point.

>>32077719
Yes. It's about taking money from stupid shits like you

>>32077740
>pokemon go is not about traveling to find pokemon
Wow. I didn't think someone could be so retarded.

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>NIDF in full force
>while I'm sniping 100%s from my comfy bed

>>32077754
yes goyim, spend that money on a trip to Japan so you can catch a pokemon

I started playing a week ago and I already found 3 perfect IVs mons, a Misdreavus, a Lickitung and a Squirtle.
How good will Mismagius and Lickilicky be if they are introduced and the stat and CP formula stays the same?

>>32077547

What a faggot. I hope it was one of my comments that set him off.

>>32077719
>>32077740

>4 people on my facebook group put 5 dollars into the game every week
>they think they won't get banned for snipping, botting and spoofing because of this

>>32077777
nice digits

>>32077770
Not an argument. If you don't enjoy the game, don't play it.

>>32077784
I enjoy the game, I don't enjoy having to spend upwards of tens of thousands of dollars to be good at it. And if you seriously think that's okay you're everything that's wrong with gaming industry today.

>>32077221
i think you meant to say
>seems like niantic just loves to fuck over their users

>>32077795
Again, not an argument. Not a justification to defeat the whole point of the game by cheating.

>you're everything wrong with the industry
You don't have to buy into the industry if you don't like it. Come up with something better.

How good is scizor? I have like a 95 IV scyther and I just got a metal coat. If he's just a shitmon though I do not want to waste my time.

>>32077814
>Come up with something better.
-Remove regionals
-7 day spin bonus gives you one use incubator
-Pokemon use their game stats (all 6 of them)
-breeding
-breeding items like everstone for IV breeding
-trading
-TMs
-gyms decay
There, I just did.

>>32077839
Ok, now go do it.

>>32077847
okay, now you go suck Hanke's dick some more and keep doing it till I finish coding that.

>>32077855
Lel, I don't believe you. You're gonna go right back to cheating and pretend you didn't even have this conversation.

So /vp/ how much better do you think this game would be if no one could cheat?

I think that if right now this game is like 6.5/10 it would go up to a 8.5/10, for me at least.

>>32077777
Wasted get on a cancerous general.

>>32077777
Probably Crobat-tier
i.e. trash

>>32077864
well it's not like you'll go to SF and suck some dick, is it?
I could actually try doing all that cause I had a semester that dealt with programming for Android, but no, you're just being a massive shithead cocksucker, defending Niantic's poor business decisions and crappy coding.

>>32077867
It would go up to a 7 for me.
Up to a 9 when Hanke puts in trading, battling, and breeding.

That said if he puts in those features without stopping the cheating this game is gonna drop to a 4 for me, because they'll have a monopoly on good pokemon and ruin the trading market and battling.

>>32076651
I know, man. I had like 400 eevee candies but I keep spoofing level 30 100iv eevees out of Japan, but they evolve into fucking flareons and jolteons. I've only got two 2700+ vaporeons right now and I'm down to 100 candies left

>>32077900
I never said I was gonna go suck dick. It was you who said you'd come up with something better.
>one semester of android coding
You should apply to Niantic and show them how it's done.

>you're just defending them because you like to suck dick
What im doing is showing you how stupid a reason it is to spoof because you want to catch everything in a game about traveling.

>>32077834
You only have a pretty small chance to get the only good moveset, which would be Bullet Punch/ Iron Head. If you get that he's nice, otherwise he's shit.

>>32077947
You asked me to come up with something better and I did. I asked you to go to SF and suck Hanke's dick, and you failed to deliver.

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>>32077948
>tfw evolve the one perfect IV Scyther I have
>tfw BP/IH

>>32077961
Yeah, you had some good ideas, but you didn't do any of it so no, you didn't come up with something better, you just came up with ideas. That's the point I'm making. If you don't like the industry, make it better.

Asking me to go suck dick is retarded.

>>32077988
Noice.

>>32077947
>What im doing is showing you how stupid a reason it is to spoof because you want to catch everything in a game about traveling.
no, what you're doing is literally defending a bad company who fucks over their playerbase since Ingress came out. As a consumer one is entitled to voicing his/hers complaints or is America so far up corporate asshole that you're not allowed even that?

>>32077988
this game takes and gives

>>32077995
>Asking me to go suck dick is retarded.
why, you obviously like it? And since I'm not getting paid by Niantic I don't have to do shit.

>>32076651
>Espeon - Zen Headbutt / Psybeam
>Espeon - Zen Headbutt / Psybeam
Espeon has good CP, it can be leaved in a gym, and Psybeam is by far the best defensive moveset.
>Espeon - Zen Headbutt / Psychic
Yeah this one's the shittiest
>Umbreon - Snarl / Dark Pulse
This is still decent.
>Charizard - Wing Attack / Dragon Claw
>Charizard - Ember / Dragon Claw
Sorre
>Victreebel - Acid / Leaf Blade
wtf this is the best moveset
>Alakazam - Psycho Cut / Shadow Ball
At least you got Psycho Cut, I keep rolling Confusion/SB
>Gengar - Sucker Punch / Dark Pulse
>Gengar - Sucker Punch / Dark Pulse
sorry about this
>Dragonite - Steel Wing / Hyper Beam
eh at least you got a Dragonite

>>32078008
>voicing complaints
Sure that's cool
>spoofing to get all pokemon in a game about traveling to find pokemon
That's just stupid.

>>32078031
>That's just stupid.
why? I feel like the game is mediocre and I found a way to improve it for myself.
> game about traveling to find pokemon
Same shitty argument, here's a tip, game should be about training, breeding and battling, like any pokemon game, instead you get Niantic's Travel Agency, how can we take your money?

>>32078017
If you want to make the industry the way you want it, then you will have to do shit. Otherwise complaining is all you can do. You already don't pay Niantic money, so why should they listen to you? Would you pay them if they implemented all the changes you proposed?

Whats with you and your need to talk about people sucking dicks? I'm genuinely curious.

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>tfw Blissey (male) never

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>Want to evolve my Charmeleon
>Get a better Charmander
>"o-ok grinding 25 candies isn't that hard"
>Evolve it
>Next day find an even better Charmander
They all 86%, the best one just got 15 atk

>>32078050
okay, dude, you've gone full Bioware SWTOR retarded.

>>32078045
Don't like the game? Don't play it or make a better one instead of ruining it for other players.

>>32078064
No dude, you've gone anti-capitalist retarded.

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>woke up at 11:00 am
>cashed my gyms
>notice level 10 gym I can see from my house is being attacked
>watch it for a while
>it's 12:00 pm, the gym is not down yet
>close game
>open it at 1:00 pm again
>the gym is almost down
>gym falls at 1:10 om
>guy puts his pokemon in there
>30 seconds later the gym is down again and retaken by someone else

poor guy, I actually felt bad for him

>>32078065
how is my spoofing ruining the game for you? I don't put my pokemon in gyms, I don't even interact with them.
>>32078073
I don't think you know what that means.

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>>32078075
ikr
vittu elämäni

>>32078079
Faggots need something to whine about. Really, people who play legit are just as strong as people who spoof. See every big city ever for proof of this.

>>32078075
makes me remember when it used to take me 1 hr to clear a gym from 52000 to 0.

>>32078090
>See every big city ever for proof of this
>every big city
>big

>>32078054

This is why I transferred all 6 of my Blisseys.

>>32078079
>I don't interact with gyms
The world isn't all about you.
Spoofing ruins the game for me because when trading and battling comes out it introduces lots of valuable pokemon into the trading market and battling that those trainers got by cheating. And also gyms because not all spoofers are you

>>32078090
People who spoof have an enormous advantage over all legit players, big city or rural. Don't kid yourself.

>>32078105
>when trading and battling comes out
so never?
Also, you're so fucking retarded
>You're ruining my game
>but I don't even engage in pvp activities
>but muh feelings
Lemme ask you this: if your favorite fast food chain replaced their buns with shit would you still buy their food? Or you'd be fine with that because
>it's their product, they have the right to do it
>I don't see you cooking any better
>it's about the meat and sauce, not the buns
Cause that's exactly how you sound to me.

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subtle

>>32078114
>Nick "I get winded on a skateboard" is a walkfag

>>32078132
Let me answer you:
I would not buy those shitty buns.
I would buy buns from other restaurants or start my own restaurant with awesome buns.

You sound like you'd force that restaurant to make the buns you want even though you wouldn't pay for them afterwards.

>>32078154
>I would buy buns from other restaurants or start my own restaurant with awesome buns.
what if it's the only restaurant in the world? Cause that's kinda what pogo is, unique.

>>32078133
top KEK

>>32078165
What part of
>I would start my own restaurant with awesome buns
Didn't you understand

>inb4 but it's haaaaard
Yeah well you can't force them to make the buns you want. So if you want those awesome buns, you gotta learn how to bake.

>>32078182
>you don't have to make buns the consumer wants, just keep making shit buns

Good business model.

>>32078182
yeah, I'm gonna stop replying cause you're either a troll or have hanke's dick so far up your ass that it's poking your brains out

>>32078195
That's not what he asked, retard. Obviously the restaurant with shitty buns will go out of business

>>32078202
I think you just don't know how to argue your ideas very well.

Why the fuck are spoofers so interested in just this one gym all the sudden? I swear I see a new spoofer claim it every few hours. I'm glad people attacked it one time but now it's getting annoying.

>mfw local people know me as a Pokémon Go event organiser and player
>have charged people people money for hosting meets and parties
>largest group was 168 people at one time (had cops called on us)
>I still spoof every now and then
>literally hundreds of 100% IV perfect movesets
>people assume I caught them legit
GET FUCKED WALKFAGGOTS

Ahahahaha

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>>32078231

>Things that never happened

>>32078231
Lol walkgags r retarded lol

>>32078256
stop samefagging lol

>>32078231
lol epic story bro

>>32078249
For reals though. Made easy money on the first couple months on release but I still organise picnics, bar crawls and meets every fortnight. Only get two dozen people regularly nowadays but that's still not bad compared to how much the game has slowed down.

And yes I've fucked some of the Pokégirls when they got drunk enough to find me attractive

Perfect Omanyte

40.01730439,-75.14400333

About 13 minutes to go

>>32078351
cringe dude, at least make it somewhat believable

>>32078367
Hey, got to take advantage when ever you can.

New easter event
Bunnychu
Free incubator
Give more money goys

>>32078351
That's rape, Anon.

>>32078424
HONK HONK

>>32078404

I'm sorry, but did PVV already lose? Oh, that's right. The elections arent even over yet. In fact, only the exit poll is out. Does not having the lead at the exit poll count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the elections are still on? PVV are still getting votes right now and they have been the best political party for white peolpe in the Netherlands for how many years now? They're against one of the worst cucked political parties in this country who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of turks and libtards in a thursday night election. But you know what? They still fucking suck. PVV are one of the best fucking political parties in the continent, they got 15 seats the last elections and would of won if cuck culture wasn't so popular. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when PVV wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, VVD got only 31 predicted when they got 10 more the last elections. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these KEK topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like white people because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking political parties on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

>>32077636
liberal mindset at work

>>32078424
You can't rape the willing Anon.

>>32078432
CHEEEEEEEEN!!!

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>>32078476
>chen

>>32078133

It's real!

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/comments/5zm3si/my_girlfriends_son_hatched_a_smoochum_from_a_10k/

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Update when.

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>>32078545
never

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>>32078545
>>32078559
>when you have to decide which pic you're gonna fap to
CURSE YOU ANONS

>>32078606
>implying there's a choice
Filthy degenerate.

>>32078637
why do you hate democracy, anon?

>>32078501

troll or legit cuckold?

D E D

>>32078789

Pour que bothes?

>>32078858

No, you.

Looks like Snorlax is back, lads.

I'm thinking Reveral will an hero by summer. Dude is legit off his rocker.

>>32076906

He's such a smug asshole.

>>32078545
>>32078559

Fucking degenerates.

>Niantic CTO Phil Keslin sat down for a 30 min interview about lessons learned from the launch of Pokémon Go during the opening keynote at Strata+Hadoop. Nothing earth shattering but a few highlights:

>During discussion of database sharding and replication referenced today it isn't possible in Pokémon Go to create links between players or objects across long distances (e.g. 3000 km) but in the future they will be able to like they do in Ingress

kek, snipping is safe guys

>>32076920

Just want to highlight the point he made about how Niantic envisioned AR technology to be and brought forward the game we hate to love but love to hate haha. To those of you still playing solo in your cities alone at night even while your city is spoofer infested, you're the true player-base that makes the game what it is today and just going to throw a shout to them too.

What do you lads think of Nick shitting on spoofers today?

I think people need to swallow these hard truths about Pokemon Go and AR games in general.

>>32078955
He made a great point. Why play PoGo from your room, when you could play the main series games that would do the same, only 100 times better?

>>32078955

He's a fag.

I found a bayleaf today. I still don't have a Charmeleon and Charmander was my starter.

>>32076465

Event when???

>>32078928
>to create links between players or objects across long distances (e.g. 3000 km)
What does that mean, exactly? Color me retarded

>>32079015

never

>>32079015

Never.

>>32079021

Trading. The other poster is a moron. Has nothing to do with sniping.

>>32079021
Trading and pvp.

>>32079021

It means shut the fuck up...

I live in Oregon and travel to Atlanta frequently for work. It is pretty frustrating that I can travel that far and the biomes are identical. As far as PoGo is concerned I never left home.

>>32078970
Maybe ppl like the openness rather storyline going gym to gym in order? Only thing I could think of

How on earth do you guys take down level 10 gyms?

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Getting really fucking tired of spinning stops here. I even get big bonus stops many times a day, and get jack-o shit.

Did Hanke consider that, maybe, the occurance of these items should be bumped just a little? Or maybe just put the items in the store for the unlucky fuckers like me. Shit's getting me depressed.

>>32079120
Gen III isn't coming for another year, no point in rushing.

>>32079118

It's pretty easy once you're used to it. Just time consuming.

>>32079118
Just start fighting, bing bang bango and it's down to level 8.
Start fighting again, and beepity boop, it's down to level 5.
Start fighting again and sweegity swoopity, it's down to level 2.
Just poke it again and it's down to 0.

Only Snorlax and Blissey are boring to fight.

>>32079131
Do you take on all 10 in one go? When I take down gyms I seem to almost always lose a Pokémon in each individual battle, even when I've got the advantage of attack types etc.

>>32079129
yeah but damn my list of potential Pokes keep growing, Porygon, Onix, Slowpoke and even got a Sunkern with good IVs and a 14/14/14 Gloom.

I just want something to evolve one of these guys already.

>>32079129

It'll be here by the first week of July. Bank on it.

>>32078090
Rural fags who play legit arent as strong as cityfags or spoofers. prove me wrong

>>32079162
you can take all 10 if they are easy to defeat such as gyarados, dragonite etc. also if your dying sounds like your attackers need to be more powerful like atleast level 30 or something

I'm sitting on 150+ evolutions with 7 of them being new dex entries. Should I give up on this " save your candy" possible double xp event bullshit and evolve them or just wait it out?

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>>32078955
Extremely far up his ass but correct. There's no excuse for spoofing. I still spoof anyway.

I started to spoof so that I could get banned and be able to stop playing. That was before Halloween. I still spoof. I like catching and finding 100% IV Pokemon. I almost never battle gyms while spoofing because it's so goddamn boring but once in a while I level up one of my team's gym and drop something in there. I make sure to put something in that has a 4x weakness for easy prestiging. Never Blissey or Snorlax.

>>32077946
Can't you control eeve evolution with the name changing thing? Worked for me.

>>32079268
i'm waiting til fri if they announce anything if they don't i'm gonna evolve can't be bothered to wait til easter

>>32079285
Works once per name, then it's random

>>32079205

If Niantic doesn't give a shit about rural players, why should I?

My Gengar got wrecked by an Espeon.

What's that about?

>>32079468
Being weak to psychic by one of the strongest eeveemons will do that to you.

I still don't understand why a move set that's best for attack, isn't also the best for defence. And vice versa.

Obviously I'm retarded, but why does it matter? Shouldn't it just be about the most damage that moves inflict?

>>32079511
Because defenders can only attack once every two seconds so any quick attack faster than that will have lower DPS on defense than on offense.

>>32079511
Defensive Pokémon have a two second delay between attacks, therefore for attackers you want fast quick moves and strong charge moves, whereas with defense you want quick moves that charge quicker, and charge moves that hit more than once, Generally speaking. Hydro Pump is a bitch.

>>32079538
>>32079546
Thanks

Best way to rack up on dust? I always seem to run out of it even though I'm not wasting it on weak mons

What's best to deal with Vaporeon? I live in a total water dominated area. Every Gym is instinct and has 8+ Vaporeon/Snorlax in it, can't deal with either

>>32079468
Gengar is frail as fuck (fuck might be less frail than Gengar even)

>>32079654
My Gengar is 15/15/0, hilarious how quickly he gets his shit pushed in if I try to fight with him

>>32079650
Vaporeon is top nigga in my opinion.

>>32079650
Tree Man and Venusaur

>>32079468
1. Gengar is a glass canon, high attack but dies to anything and everything
2. Psychic is neu against Ghost, but strong agains Poison, the secondary type of Gengar some people forget
3. Espeon a fucking overpowered Eeveelution
There you have the breakdown.
>>32079666
>Evolving a 66.7% Gastly
Why?
>>32079682
>Sudowoodo against a Water-type
>Rock type against a Water-type
>>32079650
If you live in an Eevee-dominated area, you should have quite some strong spare Jolteons, aren't they good enough?

Will we ever be able to submit stops?

pls

>>32079711
>>Sudowoodo against a Water-type
>>Rock type against a Water-type

Treeman has never been Sudowoodo you utter twat.

Engage your brain.

>>32079743

This has already been going on with Ingress players. Their portals will be stops/gyms. Lots of rural ones to be added. Not sure on when though.

>>32079743
I've lost like 10 stops/gyms in my area since release and the Starbucks/Sprint stops do not compensate for it

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>>32079711
>Sudowoodo
>Tree Man

wholly unworthy of that title

>>32079711
>Why?

I caught it, didn't evolve it

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>>32079743
>tfw been using Google Photos in hope to raise the number of stops in my area
>the photos keep getting views (over than 5k in less than 2 weeks for some of them)
I know this won't amount to anything but lol I like to think it helps - I mean, google has to get the photos from somewhere

>>32079796
it's all from ingress lad

>>32079807
what about open street map? that shit isn't ingress

>>32079760
Hold on, Ingress lets you add new portals again? I thought they stopped allowing that years ago

>>32079819
I meant for stops/gyms
>>32079823
I think they're trying a new system with L16 players in some areas

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Oh, hello walkcuck. On your way home from walking around? I see. Long walk? What do you find on your walks again? Pidgeys? Spinaraks? Rattatas? That sounds rough walkcuck, I feel bad for you.

What am I doing, you ask? Oh walkcuck, what does it look it like? This is a crime scene. You see, because I spoof, I am able to devote my time to a myriad of different intellectual pursuits. Walkcuck, the murder that has taken place here today is a kind of puzzle- a puzzle of blood and mystery. Just the kind of panacea to ease the enlightened spoofer's boredom.

Be careful where you step by the way, walkcuck, this *is* a homicide scene.

It might be difficult for you to wrap your head around it walkcuck, but the ecstatic joy of revealing a killer's identity, of matching wits with the world's greatest criminals- oh wait, you'll never know that feel.

Walkie, you spend all day walking around, and what satisfaction comes of it? You can claim to feel good about playing legit, but at the end of the day you're wandering aimlessly for trash Pokemon you already have 15+ of. Unlike me, who /snipes5blisseysin15minutes/.

You see, spoofing allows me to dedicate my time to educate myself. I am actually rudimentary at detective work, and yet my enlightened spoofdom allows me to peer into the minds of even the most devious killers.

In fact, I've already solved this case. Yes, the victim was a walkie like you, distraught from walking. He just wanted to be /rollingdragoniteandtyranitar/ like me. Hanke worked him to the bone, and he just couldn't handle it.

That's right, walkcuck. It's not a murder after all. The cops over there won't figure it out for a while. Our victim killed himself and made it appear to be a homicide so that his family would not learn of his pains from shin splints.

The spoofer, however, feels nothing. Except comfiness, of course.

There's really no mystery here. You should just give up and become a spoofer like me. Why?

It's elementary, my dear walkcuck...

>>32079885
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>32079885

>>32079885
>I get to enjoy walking around seeing the beauty of my city
>Feel the sea breeze on my face as I catch a 100% Magikarp

Meanwhile

>Spoofcuck hasn't left his bedroom in 3 weeks
>Stinks
>He's bored because he cheated the entire pokedex in 2 hours
>Has to spend his days making up elaborate stories on the internet

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NOTHING PERSONAL, KIDS.

>>32079885

I'll have what he's having LMAO!

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>>32079948
This fuckin' guy.

>>32079948
I wonder if he got a raise or something.

>>32079948

My phone is too heavy as it is. I can't carry anymore.

So, new event in 2 days?

>>32076920
>dude if you want to be that 1 out of a billion guy who makes videos on youtube for a living and can afford to live in cali without actually doing real work you totally can
>EVERYONE can work making shitty videos
>NO ONE has to work 9-5 in rural areas

k got me
made me mad

Release me hanke

>>32080112
That's just what Californians are like man

>>32078970
Go doesn't railroad you into a shitty fanfiction-tier plot with numerous cutscenes and pseudo gym system that does little to deviate from the norm.

Basically Go is doing most of what Red/Blue did right (and I can assure you Red/Blue are not 100x better in the battle regards). All it's missing are trading and PvP battles.

The later entries in the main series take so long to start and there's little exploration in the more recent entries.

i rolled Confusion/Psychic on my Espeon, worth powering up?

>is nearly 30 years old
>doesn't have have a real job
>is betting his future on the success of a mobile video game
>has gf of nearly 3 years, don't live together
>isn't thinking about marriage at all
>doesn't want kids
>dresses like he's 15
>eats a soy vegan diet
>skates and plays video games in his free time
>thinks smoking weed is edgy

Nick's crash and burn is coming real soon and I hope he vlogs it.

>>32080213
No.

>>32080215
never got idiots' obsession with youtubers, and poketubers are the lowest of low
why do you care so much?

tfw rather use pinap on pidgey than dratini

>>32080275
I've been farming pidgeot for stardust and mass evolution candy stock.

>>32080215
>thinks smoking weed is edgy

This is the strangest thing about him. He lives where everyone smokes. It's not a secret. He acts like he's some rouge criminal or some shit. Faggot.

>>32080275

This has been my strategy. Already nearing 500 candies.

>>32080318
>>32080215
Teenage mentality

>mfw caught 3 Relaxos in the past two hours
Thank Arceus they're spawning locally again. I ran out of candies a long while ago.

>>32080154
that literally isn't true
I have multiple friends in califorina that are not like that at all

there are a few legit reasons that spoofing is ok
1. disability
free pass. games are games and comparing it to basketball is a shameful display of ignorance
especially since it is a pokemon game
2. rural players
shit mechanics, shit system, shit favoritism
change the system to no longer favor urban areas and instead favor rural areas and lets see how long this fag goes before spoofing or relentlessly complaining
3. fucked by RNG
evolve something you have worked a long time for?
did it roll with the absolute worst moves possible?
feel free to spoof to get another one with the right moves to undo the shitty RNG ripoff

no other reasons

>tfw local gyms are all level 10 mystic and haven't been touched by anybody in literally months
it's the same 6 or 7 plus a few others people in every single one of them too, the lowest cp in all of the gyms around me is 2800
I literally can do nothing to empty them since I'm not high enough leveled yet and I'd need literally hundreds of revives and potions to do shit
I bet the people in those gyms have thousands of coins, if they're in 6 gyms, getting 60 coins a day, for 4 months, that's over 7000 coins
how is that fair at all
makes me not want to play really

>>32080370
Was the same around me but with Instinct.

I spent weeks saving up revives and potions, finally spent about 3 hours taking them all down.

Kept taking them down everytime they took them back before they could build up again. Eventually most gave up and now I only ever have to deal with 2-3 Instinct faggots

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>>32080370
Git gud.

>>32080409
What's wrong with Acid?
It's fast, it has good EPS, it gets STAB from Victreebel.

The real problem there is Victreebel.

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>>32080435
Yea fuck you
This happened twice! TWICE!

>>32080435
It's still okay, as long as I don't get Steel Wing I'm fine

>>32080215
Wonder if he has to find a new occupation, probably not I mean even fucking DSP is able to live off of patreon. Youtube is fucked up.

>>32080477
Same. You can guess what my tyranitar rolled.

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Fun game

>>32080594

He has a degree in psychology, but has never had any job to use it with. Before Trainer Tips, he did little film projects for his semi-famous cousin and friends.

>>32080616

Jelly.

>>32080701
No, trust me, you are not. They have one of the lowest catchrates and are more common than anything I've seen, even pre-Halloween Drowzee.
It's fucking horrendous

>>32080721
>As I hit send my phone vibrated as a Pokemon appeared in my house
>guess who
Save me from Ice Hell

>>32080623

What a fagggggg

>>32080215
>doesn't want kids

Good. Less mystery meat.

>>32080731
There is no escape from the swinubpocalypse.

But once gen 4 drops you will have an army of dragonite, salamence and garchomp killers, look at it that way.

>>32080616

Fug

Who /loadinguponpidgey/ here?

Gym rework when???

>>32080768


I like the idea Nick brought up today about gym types. So if the first person puts in a grass type, all other mons have to be grass. Would mix shit up a bit.

>>32080762

sitting on 80 atm

>>32080768
Soon.

>>32080778

Every gym would be normal or dragon. Stacked with Blissey or Dnight.

>>32080421

Zip it.

>>32080810
Only allow one of each species. Boom, problem solved.

Dead game.

>>32076812

lol are u for real?

>>32080821

Normies would complain. Only living dex master race would compete.

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>>32080477
>>32080493
>>32080615
That's why I've been too scared to spend my precious candies. Perhaps they'll allow us to re-roll movesets one day...

Closing in on 2000 Eevee candies.

Any word on candy saving hints?

I'm growing tired.

>>32080860

Sitting on 800 here.

>>32080860

I have 1392. All mine are maxed out.

>>32080876
Sitting in a cuck fag!!

>>32080851
Fuck off, cheater.

New Thread

>>32080896

New Thread

>>32080896

New Thread

>>32080896

>>32080851
>629 candies
yes but you spoof
i had to fucking walk 250 candies to evolve these 2 shitfucks
so fuck you

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>>32080851
>>32080615
>>32080493
>>32080477
Oh wow that's a pretty old screen shot.

>>32080902
>>32080898
Blatant accusations with a lack of proof.

I bet you, you're a bunch of liberals.

>>32080869
I have no idea but it can't hurt to hoard right now.

I haven't used a single rare candy for about three weeks until now >>32080942 I just topped up my favourite Relaxo that had been sitting just below 3000CP for about a month.

>>32080860
I'm at 900 now, only good eeveelution I've ever got was an Espeon.

All my vapes have been pretty bad and I'm yet to get even a sniff at an ideal moveset for flareon or Jolteon.

I hope teddiursa doesn't end up the same way, 300 candies in and I've only evolved a couple of 70%ers, one of which got double fighting but it's defense and HP stats are low enough that it can't outpace a blissey without on point dodging so I ain't wasting dust on it.